I Spent 1 MILLION Years In Minecraft Hardcore

This took me a long time to make but I think it was worth it.

[@BlackYoshiX]

Happy 1,000,021st birthday!

[@marcxworld5708]

Dapper is 21

[@Glowing0v3rlord]

​@@marcxworld5708+1,000,000

[@vVearon]

am i invited to the birthday party?

[@yarnicles4616]

Yeah, invite us!

[@Plantify9339]

⁠@@marcxworld5708no. They are 1,000,021 years old

[@6ProUp4]

7:22 "we left 200,000 years ago. That inferred that the pillagers have been updating the sign...

[@ky-kn6jd]

they just moved a hundred blocks and one of them comes every year to write a new sign to distract him from revenge. this became pillager culture.

[@nokia-gm8gv]

geniud

[@Ilovenazism]

Anyone know the song playing at that time?

[@vaguedestruction]

no, they left 200,000 years ago, 200,000 years ago

[@noobartz0890]

no, they knew he is gonna come in exactly 200 000 years

[@joecastle288]

"it makes 200 iron every hour" "This farm is much more efficient, it makes 400 iron every TWO hours" I love how casual and subtle your jokes are

[@smlsucks]

lmao i never realized that

[@concept5631]

Genius

[@user-jl8wj8fz5q]

200 iron every hour is extremely slow

[@thatrandomrecorder914]

It is technically more efficient because it uses less material.

[@tyjackgaming4574]

@@thatrandomrecorder914 he’s talking time efficient, not resource efficient

[@FF-pv7ht]

im in awe of your dedication, lesser youtubers wouldnt be able to spend 1 million years in minecraft hardcore

[@mistery_5573]

That's because it's fake, he only spend 999,999,999 years in the hard and long world

[@hitavi4965]

Honestly I don't think this challenge would've been possible without the every mob farm, it's so op and kinda makes hardcore in general a joke

[@Tiagocf2]

yeah, mojang should nerf it already, it takes the challenge away from hardcore, kinda lame :/

[@zoro59611]

The implication of the dragon egg being a ender dragon farm made me laugh

[@blueyandicy]

I DIDN'T EVEN GET THAT THAT'S HILARIOUS LMAOO

[@zoro59611]

@@blueyandicy lol yeah. I enjoy all the little details he adds in the videos

[@user-pr6ed3ri2k]

It's the only one I understood lol

[@VeryPeeved]

Hey, maybe it works, it just takes thousands of years to hatch.

[@mewhenthe1401]

This implies that he had already beaten the ender dragon, and thus had already completed the challenge

[@mildlymarvelous]

The oak boat deploying as a cherry boat was such a beautifully subtle gag

[@sniksnak559]

It’s like marking a spruce house with out ever seeing a spruce tree

[@HameleoshaDeHoga]

I didn't even notice I straight up thought that was normal 😢

[@thatonefrenchguy937]

Making a crafting table from a crafting table

[@Watcher-pt6uq]

I like the implication that he spent 15,000 years stalking the pillagers before deciding to do something.

[@jonathanprisbrey9473]

so that's how the pillagers knew to leave that outpost

[@rubengoldman5830]

This was the best livestream I've ever watched! It was worth the eon! Thank you for compressing it to a 9 minute video so the mortals can also enjoy it.

[@Stoopid420]

Truly a benevolent youtuber

[@FichaGris]

There was a livestream? Damn, guess I will watch it on X2!

[@Omniscient_AI]

I'm so thankful too, now my friends can watch it! It was an amazing livestream btw

[@Carboy45]

​​@@FichaGris enjoy watching for 500K years

[@FichaGris]

@@Carboy45 I was, but due to your comment I lost the plot, guess I will have to rewatch it from the beginning!

[@CrestedJeans]

2:21 Ah yes, my favorite mob, the very rare BlackYoshiX

[@NaddleSchidaddle]

Should have expanded more on that farm tbh

[@CrestedJeans]

​@@NaddleSchidaddlefr

[@Tiagocf2]

@@NaddleSchidaddle but he already had every mob how would he even expand it

[@NaddleSchidaddle]

@@Tiagocf2 I meant he should have expanded the BlackYoshiX farm, it would have made his 1 million years much easier!!

[@ragequazar]

Everyone talks about how subtle the jokes are, but I think what makes your videos so good is the perfect blend of subtle inconsistencies, and oversights so glaring that you couldn't miss them if you tried. These are so funny, your editing is just on point.

[@artxmysa]

This is great, when are you uploading the full 8,760,000,000 hour version?

[@ElleTGC]

It's going on the second channel, 2Trapper4Dapper

[@blueyandicy]

​@@ElleTGCthat would be an amazing second channel name lol

[@vaguedestruction]

@@ElleTGC YES MAKE THAT THE OFFICIAL SECOND CHANNEL

[@eternaldreamerofsleep]

3:08 "so I made this iron farm that makes 200 iron every hour" 3:42 "this one is far more efficient. it makes 400 iron every 2 hours" Hahahahaah, this guy is so good, it's so subtle too!

[@ShibblBibbl]

I was wondering where he went for so long, turns out he just spent the last million years to cook up this banger for us! Thanks, Trapperdapper ❤

[@Tiagocf2]

You're wrong, a day in minecraft is only 20 minutes, so he spent only 39.12 years straight making the video

[@PainoMailo]

​@@Tiagocf2You clearly haven't watched the video

[@Tiagocf2]

@@PainoMailo i'm being satire

[@PainoMailo]

@@Tiagocf2 double satire I guess

[@breadlord1335]

Finally someone who doesn’t fake these vids!

[@blikblok3716]

Make it to a billion, nerd.

I like the subtle display of how good your taste in videogames is based on the OSTs you pull the background music from

[@throwaway-og7qs]

fr, man mining for diamonds during the dark hour

[@blueyandicy]

​@@throwaway-og7qsREAL

[@El_Presidente_5337]

My man casually did nothing except getting two dripstone and digging a bit while Humanity entered the Dark Age of Technology and went through the Age of Strive afterwards.

[@StardustLegend]

the village turning into an ancient city was genius

[@green29373]

1:22 That one misplaced spruce wood is bugging me

[@ToawstTheToast]

The entire house is so terrible on purpose. MC KZbinr try not to Timelapse the most god awful and tiny build you’ve ever seen challenge (IMPOSSIBLE)

[@supper_e1823]

SAME

[@justlivingmylife-6463]

this is how I imagine an immortal gods life through humanity

[@spyke5537]

1,000,000 years later and he still doesn't wear armor. That's pure skill

[@user-wh5se3cb2y]

Wow, you achieved so much in so little time! Honestly it took me 13.8 billion of years to make crafting table, what tips can you give me for increasing my skills?

[@vacuousbard6410]

Average gregtech gameplay

[@simonwillover4175]

Hey, what was it like before the world was created?

[@josesteves]

I just realized you made this without acacia wood, what a legend

[@HuangLongGaming]

wrong, he built an orange sheep farm out of acacia wood

[@skeleton819]

the mooshroom cameo warms my heart ❤️

[@TheBasikShow]

This whole video is great but the Sweet Dreams achievement just SENT me

[@Saffron-mb8mp]

This one's great, the jokes feel a lot more thought out than just regular cut-away gags

[@armokil]

this was worth every century to watch alongside on the lovestream

[@hadsyjiama9010]

thank you for inventing the new word: "the ♥️-stream"

[@Scarle55]

This man worked on a Minecraft vid for 999,999 years and still only has 11k subscribers??

[@Scarle55]

@@Fire_Axus you’re so dumb did you even watch the video? He clearly said 1 million years 😒

[@heath_00000]

@@Fire_AxusYou’re right, that’s why he did 1,000,000

[@Tiagocf2]

a minecraft day is only 20 minutes so he spent only 39.12 years working on the video duh

[@Scarle55]

@@Tiagocf2 my bad

[@Dog1167]

@@Tiagocf2 but he said real life years at the beginning of the video

[@RubyPiec]

I was wondering where you've been the last million years! this was definitely worth the wait

[@dorianjack2240]

These videos feel like a literal fever dream

[@rowmacnezumi8953]

BlackYoshiX and THE THING IN THE ICE are my favorite farm animals.

[@Tisisrealnow]

Props to you for going 999,999 years into a hard core world without making a backup world, truly one of the greatest minecrafters of our time 🙏🙏

[@bobosaurus331]

6:10 ah yes, 100,000+300,000=300,000

[@GrimZar]

I love the continuity of always using the skin of your previous video.

[@meh0w820]

Dude I love the choices of music you use in your videos 😭

[@stoopidapples1596]

Man slept for 2 years. Relatable!

[@cow9066]

Finally one of these which is actually realistic

[@mineralnoodles]

at 2:17 you can see mooshroom the skeleton from the manhunt video in the mooshroom cage, the detail is insane

[@Suzuro]

Great video. Hopefully I can take this as inspiration for my 2 billion year hardcore world. Thanks for sharing. Hopefully I beat the ender dragon before the sun consumes the earth.

[@grandpa-dad-joe-1956]

This is seriously impressive. I've lived for 102 years and only managed to marry a gypsy wanderer and father 11 ingrate children. I tried building a lot of automated farms to leave behind as my legacy but ultimately toiled away in the coal mines for 80 years instead.

[@TheTurtleyOne]

Making the crafting table with the crafting table and placing it right on top of the first crafting table is one of the funniest things I've ever seen

[@SvenNero]

Kinda missed the opportunity to make a gag "after looking for a village for 100 days I decided to build my own"

[@rutherfordgamingofficial]

More real than actual 100 days videos

[@dubl9719]

I love how he just casually walks on air at 5:15 🤣

[@jessemarkham6887]

the embodiment of "i did a little mining off camera"

[@citricdemon]

I left a like because of your explanation of the block dupe.

[@minoxiothethird]

The xbox 360 dupe joke felt so weird. Loved that piston dupe that just worked for... some reason. Oh, yeah, I just like... look away and pull this lever, and then all the items are duped! Done!

[@tsawy6]

Terraria music broke me

[@da_purple_lizard]

blackyoshix's presence in the end implies that he crashed jon fortnite's minecraft, that mischievous trickster will always find a way to screw up a good run.

[@beepymemes]

There are so many subtle but hilarious jokes lol

[@darkcheesemagician6309]

now do it until the heat death of the universe

[@DisgustedCheese]

Just found your channel, absolutely love the amount of effort you put into all the stupid jokes! Genuinely hilarious stuff every time

[@l3ftward]

your vids are the definition of the phrase "wait a minute..."

[@xandeath75]

Love the Luigi’s Mansion training theme song at the start lol

[@ToawstTheToast]

Finally, a KZbinr who doesn’t lie.

[@KyokuiGhostASMR]

I love the subtly of the jokes amd editing. But i believe you can go so much further with some very simple additons with mods or data packs. Ie: changing crafting recipes but swapping the trxtures of the original and swapped item. Could make the cherry wood boat gag work flawlessly wothout any editing cuts

[@samualclift6478]

we need an unedited version now

[@silverknight784]

Let's all appreciate the amount of effort trapper puts into his videos.

[@scottrastyles2592]

You really put some good music with this humor bud, really good job

[@jermafitzgerald2368]

1:10 shot was fire

[@benshain8835]

Becoming my favorite Minecraft KZbinr of this era. This video is up there with some of your best!

[@sirblueberrous146]

I cant believe you managed to complete this! I hope one day ill be as good at Minecraft as you

[@alexblickhan5175]

So impressive! Maybe one day I can complete a challenge this daunting too

[@espado7189]

I've been waiting for this video for ages! Thankfully it was worth the wait

[@lazar5113]

The dripstone is growing till this day

[@thebestgummybear9744]

I always love all the subtle gags on your channel

[@ScareSans]

1 million years!? That's crazy! My personal record so far is only 450,000 years. Keep up the good work man!

[@theoprobst5208]

It’s the little details that make this guy great like getting sweet dreams in “month 3”

[@granulator7019]

Congratulations to the edditors that eddited 1,000,000 years of brute video, keep the hard work!

[@curlybrace4984]

The music selection in these videos makes me happy as a GameCube kid.

[@Frogowning]

If luke was notable

[@fieryr]

why does this gem of a video only have 16K views??

[@hassanshaikh3451]

Yoo I didn't know Frieren started playing Minecraft!

[@omegalilbchass8270]

Please keep making these its the funniest shit ever 😭

[@s0me_Weirdo]

OH MY GISH YOUR SUBSCRIBER COUNT HAS WENT UP SOOOOO MUCH- like, 4,000 to 11,000 CONGRATS!!!

[@emet0526]

your humor is immaculate, would love to see a snapshot review parody, please learn how to mod just to make it happen

[@jamiepianist]

Your videos are the perfect solution to all of these boring Minecraft challenge videos

[@Nuuk_Nuke_Nook]

I absolutely knew you were gonna pull the Terraria music in Minecraft video joke and yet I was still surprised by it.

[@Benethen_]

the bastion entrance is always the same 3:55

[@moss243]

4:11 I love how you can literally just see the command block here

[@nathanalexandre137]

I always appreciate the Mario & Luigi soundtrack on the background (especially Partners in Time!)

[@sillygaming2119]

My man just traveled back in time 1 Million years with minecraft, and presented this to us

[@SilicatYT]

I love the humour you put in these videos

[@5gallonsofwater495]

genuinely gives nostalgic vibes

[@tomm9056]

I love how you always go to the same bastion...

[@hitherebuster]

this is the best minecraft channel on youtube without competition

[@FuzzymothGames]

this video is your best one yet imo

[@qualitytimewithted5160]

The dedication this guy has is insane!

[@AndrewPeng-go2de]

By far the best 100 days video.

[@AndzPlayzMC]

26,280,000,000 minecraft days, incredible journey

[@justkittensbeingkittens5892]

You NEED to have a discord pretty please! I’m obsessed with your humor

[@calvindang7291]

Your joke quality keeps increasing! I'm glad you manage to keep things from going stale.

[@wakerodgers761]

This run will never be broken

[@dingokingo]

this is lowkey one of the best videos i have ever seen

[@Slugcat-with-a-GUN]

This.... This is a masterpiece!!!!!

[@pootanka2]

I love your videos, you're the only one who can make videos like these

[@m000n15]

Goodness trapper don't you know you could have just made a time machine to get rid of the pillagers🙄🙄 (seriously tho thus video is pure gold)

[@akpaladin6835]

Such an inspiring story. I cried 10/10

[@madobricktw8533]

try all achivements, love these videos