I Survived 1 MILLION Years In Minecraft Hardcore

[@BlackYoshiX]

Happy 1,000,021st birthday!

[@marcxworld5708]

Dapper is 21

[@Glowing0v3rlord]

​@@marcxworld5708+1,000,000

[@vVearon]

am i invited to the birthday party?

[@yarnicles4616]

Yeah, invite us!

[@Plantify9339]

⁠@@marcxworld5708no. They are 1,000,021 years old

[@FF-pv7ht]

im in awe of your dedication, lesser youtubers wouldnt be able to spend 1 million years in minecraft hardcore

[@mistery_5573]

That's because it's fake, he only spend 999,999,999 years in the hard and long world

[@imperadorchin3099]

It's not fake, when he duped the command blocks he activated a bug that makes 1 year instantly pass. It's a very recent bug so it wasn't noticed by the year tracker.​@@mistery_5573

[@TheRegularHedgehog575]

​@@mistery_5573 that's more than one million.

[@ivanlol7153]

@@mistery_5573that’s nine hundred and ninety nine million you silly billy

[@6ProUp4]

7:22 "we left 200,000 years ago. That inferred that the pillagers have been updating the sign...

[@ky-kn6jd]

they just moved a hundred blocks and one of them comes every year to write a new sign to distract him from revenge. this became pillager culture.

[@nokia-gm8gv]

geniud

[@Ilovenazism]

Anyone know the song playing at that time?

[@vaguedestruction]

no, they left 200,000 years ago, 200,000 years ago

[@noobartz0890]

no, they knew he is gonna come in exactly 200 000 years

[@zoro59611]

The implication of the dragon egg being a ender dragon farm made me laugh

[@blueyandicy]

I DIDN'T EVEN GET THAT THAT'S HILARIOUS LMAOO

[@zoro59611]

@@blueyandicy lol yeah. I enjoy all the little details he adds in the videos

[@user-pr6ed3ri2k]

It's the only one I understood lol

[@VeryPeeved]

Hey, maybe it works, it just takes thousands of years to hatch.

[@mewhenthe1401]

This implies that he had already beaten the ender dragon, and thus had already completed the challenge

[@Watcher-pt6uq]

I like the implication that he spent 15,000 years stalking the pillagers before deciding to do something.

[@jonathanprisbrey9473]

so that's how the pillagers knew to leave that outpost

[@jswift4240]

That’s a Shun Tzu movement right there

[@rubengoldman5830]

This was the best livestream I've ever watched! It was worth the eon! Thank you for compressing it to a 9 minute video so the mortals can also enjoy it.

[@Stoopid420]

Truly a benevolent youtuber

[@FichaGris]

There was a livestream? Damn, guess I will watch it on X2!

[@Omniscient_AI]

I'm so thankful too, now my friends can watch it! It was an amazing livestream btw

[@Carboy45]

​​@@FichaGris enjoy watching for 500K years

[@FichaGris]

@@Carboy45 I was, but due to your comment I lost the plot, guess I will have to rewatch it from the beginning!

[@mildlymarvelous]

The oak boat deploying as a cherry boat was such a beautifully subtle gag

[@sniksnak559]

It’s like marking a spruce house with out ever seeing a spruce tree

[@HameleoshaDeHoga]

I didn't even notice I straight up thought that was normal 😢

[@thatonefrenchguy937]

Making a crafting table from a crafting table

[@doughboywhine]

Or the OG blacksmith building appearing in the updated savannah village

[@hitavi4965]

Honestly I don't think this challenge would've been possible without the every mob farm, it's so op and kinda makes hardcore in general a joke

[@Tiagocf2]

yeah, mojang should nerf it already, it takes the challenge away from hardcore, kinda lame :/

[@artxmysa]

This is great, when are you uploading the full 8,760,000,000 hour version?

[@ElleTGC]

It's going on the second channel, 2Trapper4Dapper

[@blueyandicy]

​@@ElleTGCthat would be an amazing second channel name lol

[@vaguedestruction]

@@ElleTGC YES MAKE THAT THE OFFICIAL SECOND CHANNEL

[@balls_gaming]

He’s trying, it’ll just take about 2.9 mil years to fully upload to youtube

[@grismaa1000]

1002024

[@ragequazar]

Everyone talks about how subtle the jokes are, but I think what makes your videos so good is the perfect blend of subtle inconsistencies, and oversights so glaring that you couldn't miss them if you tried. These are so funny, your editing is just on point.

[@hero_n849]

What Glaring Oversights? This Is Obviously Completely Real And Legitimate!

[@Justanuggy]

​@@hero_n849idk, I think that his first language isn't english

[@ShibblBibbl]

I was wondering where he went for so long, turns out he just spent the last million years to cook up this banger for us! Thanks, Trapperdapper ❤

[@Tiagocf2]

You're wrong, a day in minecraft is only 20 minutes, so he spent only 39.12 years straight making the video

[@PainoMailo]

​@@Tiagocf2You clearly haven't watched the video

[@Tiagocf2]

@@PainoMailo i'm being satire

[@PainoMailo]

@@Tiagocf2 double satire I guess

[@joecastle288]

"it makes 200 iron every hour" "This farm is much more efficient, it makes 400 iron every TWO hours" I love how casual and subtle your jokes are

[@smlsucks]

lmao i never realized that

[@concept5631]

Genius

[@user-jl8wj8fz5q]

200 iron every hour is extremely slow

[@thatrandomrecorder914]

It is technically more efficient because it uses less material.

[@tyjackgaming4574]

@@thatrandomrecorder914 he’s talking time efficient, not resource efficient

[@CrestedJeans]

2:21 Ah yes, my favorite mob, the very rare BlackYoshiX

[@NaddleSchidaddle]

Should have expanded more on that farm tbh

[@CrestedJeans]

​@@NaddleSchidaddlefr

[@Tiagocf2]

@@NaddleSchidaddle but he already had every mob how would he even expand it

[@NaddleSchidaddle]

@@Tiagocf2 I meant he should have expanded the BlackYoshiX farm, it would have made his 1 million years much easier!!

[@platypuzzled12]

5:35 I like the insinuation that Trapperdapper spent 10,000 years with the exact same inventory

[@breadlord1335]

Finally someone who doesn’t fake these vids!

[@Imalimuxuser]

Fr

I like the subtle display of how good your taste in videogames is based on the OSTs you pull the background music from

[@throwaway-og7qs]

fr, man mining for diamonds during the dark hour

[@blueyandicy]

​@@throwaway-og7qsREAL

[@neeevirus]

I was like "why am I getting so much nostalgia for some reason"

[@josesteves]

I just realized you made this without acacia wood, what a legend

[@HuangLongGaming]

wrong, he built an orange sheep farm out of acacia wood

[@beta_nd_greeble]

he obviously cut around the bits with the acacia wood 🙄

[@StardustLegend]

the village turning into an ancient city was genius

[@eternaldreamerofsleep]

3:08 "so I made this iron farm that makes 200 iron every hour" 3:42 "this one is far more efficient. it makes 400 iron every 2 hours" Hahahahaah, this guy is so good, it's so subtle too!

[@anson7064]

200 iron/hr is extremely slow-

[@कनलदअ_गनगयव]

@@anson7064unfortunately we may never know if he was joking due to “coleslaw”

[@El_Presidente_5337]

My man casually did nothing except getting two dripstone and digging a bit while Humanity entered the Dark Age of Technology and went through the Age of Strive afterwards.

[@blikblok3716]

Make it to a billion, nerd.

[@green29373]

1:22 That one misplaced spruce wood is bugging me

[@ToawstTheToast]

The entire house is so terrible on purpose. MC KZbinr try not to Timelapse the most god awful and tiny build you’ve ever seen challenge (IMPOSSIBLE)

[@supper_e1823]

SAME

[@spyke5537]

1,000,000 years later and he still doesn't wear armor. That's pure skill

[@skeleton819]

the mooshroom cameo warms my heart ❤️

[@TheBasikShow]

This whole video is great but the Sweet Dreams achievement just SENT me

[@fedethegreat88]

What about him sleeping for 2 years?

[@Saffron-mb8mp]

This one's great, the jokes feel a lot more thought out than just regular cut-away gags

[@RubyPiec]

I was wondering where you've been the last million years! this was definitely worth the wait

[@justlivingmylife-6463]

this is how I imagine an immortal gods life through humanity

[@legendgames128]

Yay! You survived 365,242,374 days! Congrats!

[@krazyman791]

you actually accounted for leap years that aren't multiples of 100 or are multiples of 400 and that just makes me happy to see

[@Free-4554]

3:45 i like how it actually is a more efficient iron farm considering how much smaller it is for the same rate

[@armokil]

this was worth every century to watch alongside on the lovestream

[@hadsyjiama9010]

thank you for inventing the new word: "the ♥️-stream"

[@КириллТрифонов-е5ф]

Wow, you achieved so much in so little time! Honestly it took me 13.8 billion of years to make crafting table, what tips can you give me for increasing my skills?

[@vacuousbard6410]

Average gregtech gameplay

[@simonwillover4175]

Hey, what was it like before the world was created?

[@Tisisrealnow]

Props to you for going 999,999 years into a hard core world without making a backup world, truly one of the greatest minecrafters of our time 🙏🙏

[@rowmacnezumi8953]

BlackYoshiX and THE THING IN THE ICE are my favorite farm animals.

[@dorianjack]

These videos feel like a literal fever dream

[@IamNaknik]

7:05 - "this works because of bszsbzssz" lmao

[@autismandgaming4532]

If I ever become a teacher, I'm using this video as a drug safety commercial

[@Scarle55]

This man worked on a Minecraft vid for 999,999 years and still only has 11k subscribers??

[@Scarle55]

@@Fire_Axus you’re so dumb did you even watch the video? He clearly said 1 million years 😒

[@heath_00000]

@@Fire_AxusYou’re right, that’s why he did 1,000,000

[@Tiagocf2]

a minecraft day is only 20 minutes so he spent only 39.12 years working on the video duh

[@Scarle55]

@@Tiagocf2 my bad

[@Dog1167]

@@Tiagocf2 but he said real life years at the beginning of the video

[@jacksonknock1833]

This video feels like having a stroke. Good job! If I had to explain everything wrong in this 9-minute video, I'd need a 40-minute video.

[@dubl9719]

I love how he just casually walks on air at 5:15 🤣

[@jessemarkham6887]

the embodiment of "i did a little mining off camera"

[@stoopidapples1596]

Man slept for 2 years. Relatable!

[@meh0w820]

Dude I love the choices of music you use in your videos 😭

[@cow9066]

Finally one of these which is actually realistic

[@granulator7019]

Congratulations to the edditors that eddited 1,000,000 years of brute video, keep the hard work!

[@themineguy1234]

guys, this is fake. he faked all of it. at 0:55 he passes through some melons, in a savanna village. which, melons aren't in savanna villages, they are in windswept gravelly hill villages

[@lady_deaths_head]

You can also find them in the eroded desert dunes sandstone biome villages

[@themineguy1234]

@@lady_deaths_head oh i did not know that

[@imjusttrashlol]

this must be the only way he faked it. theres no way he would fake it any other way!

[@Frogowning]

If luke was notable

[@theoprobst5208]

It’s the little details that make this guy great like getting sweet dreams in “month 3”

[@Free-4554]

Making an entire village and having it turn into an ancient city genuinely sounds like a really cool mechanic (though it's probably too convoluted of a setup for minecraft, maybe terraria??)

[@da_purple_lizard]

blackyoshix's presence in the end implies that he crashed jon fortnite's minecraft, that mischievous trickster will always find a way to screw up a good run.

[@mineralnoodles]

at 2:17 you can see mooshroom the skeleton from the manhunt video in the mooshroom cage, the detail is insane

[@rutherfordgamingofficial]

More real than actual 100 days videos

[@st0rminecraft62]

The “we left 200,000 years ago” kills me 😂

[@buneter]

“I spent years stalking the pillagers” 10,000 years later like they even remember killing that one village

[@grandpa-dad-joe-1956]

This is seriously impressive. I've lived for 102 years and only managed to marry a gypsy wanderer and father 11 ingrate children. I tried building a lot of automated farms to leave behind as my legacy but ultimately toiled away in the coal mines for 80 years instead.

[@AndzPlayzMC]

26,280,000,000 minecraft days, incredible journey

[@Suzuro]

Great video. Hopefully I can take this as inspiration for my 2 billion year hardcore world. Thanks for sharing. Hopefully I beat the ender dragon before the sun consumes the earth.

[@TheTurtleyOne]

Making the crafting table with the crafting table and placing it right on top of the first crafting table is one of the funniest things I've ever seen

[@SvenNero]

Kinda missed the opportunity to make a gag "after looking for a village for 100 days I decided to build my own"

[@bobosaurus331]

6:10 ah yes, 100,000+300,000=300,000

[@Pablo360able]

you did it, you found the one inaccuracy in the video

[@ToawstTheToast]

Finally, a KZbinr who doesn’t lie.

[@DisgustedCheese]

Just found your channel, absolutely love the amount of effort you put into all the stupid jokes! Genuinely hilarious stuff every time

[@krazyman791]

It is astounding! He might be one of my favorite Minecraft channels for these incredible videos.

[@citricdemon]

I left a like because of your explanation of the block dupe.

[@fieryr]

why does this gem of a video only have 16K views??

[@ScareSans]

1 million years!? That's crazy! My personal record so far is only 450,000 years. Keep up the good work man!

[@GrimZar]

I love the continuity of always using the skin of your previous video.

[@samualclift6478]

we need an unedited version now

[@hassanshaikh3451]

Yoo I didn't know Frieren started playing Minecraft!

[@KyokuiGhostASMR]

I love the subtly of the jokes amd editing. But i believe you can go so much further with some very simple additons with mods or data packs. Ie: changing crafting recipes but swapping the trxtures of the original and swapped item. Could make the cherry wood boat gag work flawlessly wothout any editing cuts

[@LudovicoPetroleumScallywagVII]

This reminds me of that time when a KZbinr spent 1 million years in Minecraft

[@lazar5113]

The dripstone is growing till this day

[@jermafitzgerald2368]

1:10 shot was fire

[@flyingpiggles1034]

loving the persona music in the bg throughout this video, had no idea trapperdapper was cultured

[@l3ftward]

your vids are the definition of the phrase "wait a minute..."

[@beepymemes]

There are so many subtle but hilarious jokes lol

[@nathanalexandre137]

I always appreciate the Mario & Luigi soundtrack on the background (especially Partners in Time!)

[@salxrn]

TERRARIA OST LETS GO BEST MINECRAFT VIDEO ALREADY

[@emet0526]

your humor is immaculate, would love to see a snapshot review parody, please learn how to mod just to make it happen

[@louloudaki_]

the fact that you were able to edit 1 million years into like 7 minutes is crazy

[@minoxiothethird]

The xbox 360 dupe joke felt so weird. Loved that piston dupe that just worked for... some reason. Oh, yeah, I just like... look away and pull this lever, and then all the items are duped! Done!

[@xandeath75]

Love the Luigi’s Mansion training theme song at the start lol

[@Nuuk_Nuke_Nook]

I absolutely knew you were gonna pull the Terraria music in Minecraft video joke and yet I was still surprised by it.

[@s0me_Weirdo]

OH MY GISH YOUR SUBSCRIBER COUNT HAS WENT UP SOOOOO MUCH- like, 4,000 to 11,000 CONGRATS!!!

[@d3viousrodent]

The pharaoh will be pleased with your progress.

[@Benethen_]

the bastion entrance is always the same 3:55

[@scottrastyles2592]

You really put some good music with this humor bud, really good job

[@ActQ]

I noticed all the goofy little details like you made another crafting table with a crafting table at 1:47

[@5gallonsofwater495]

genuinely gives nostalgic vibes

[@benshain8835]

Becoming my favorite Minecraft KZbinr of this era. This video is up there with some of your best!

[@BiggeSound]

I always feel like I've just had a lobotomy & then started to watch a Minecraft village.

[@tsawy6]

Terraria music broke me

[@justkittensbeingkittens5892]

You NEED to have a discord pretty please! I’m obsessed with your humor

[@thebestgummybear9744]

I always love all the subtle gags on your channel

[@qurturt8872]

Imagine being in a minecraft world for a literal thousand thousand real life years and yet the only thing you have to show for it in the thumbnail is 7-9 beacons a diamond block, a netherite sword, and being in the end

[@jamiepianist]

Your videos are the perfect solution to all of these boring Minecraft challenge videos

[@tomm9056]

I love how you always go to the same bastion...

[@punchthecake82]

i edge to this

[@Acrysalis]

How? I couldn’t last 30 seconds while watching this vid

[@pedrohenriquedesouza4716]

What edge is

[@dedonkers]

​@@pedrohenriquedesouza4716a search engine :)

[@MaskMajor]

@@pedrohenriquedesouza4716 never heard of microsoft edge?

[@awesomeminecrafter8676]

This video broke my 40 day streak

[@curlybrace4984]

The music selection in these videos makes me happy as a GameCube kid.

[@presentrama]

off-brand skeppy

[@entothechesnautknight1762]

The immortal lich after I trap him in the hyperbolic time chamber while we think of a way to kill him: