Can you make 2 Million Cookies in 100 Minecraft Days?

[@_gerg]

Massive shoutout to @Niesn, who I didn't get a good chance to mention in my video, but he made a great video where he made 1.7 million cookies. kzbin.info/www/bejne/iZSqqICdZdiNndU

[@turbo8584]

cookie moment.

[@Ninja56_Playz]

You should make more videos like this it'd be fire

[@FlafTheAnimator]

@@_gerg I love your channel the British accent and shit I love it keep up the good work mate

[@turbo8584]

ahaha its not 2M cookies lozer skill issue

[@HiWelcomeToIKEA]

I thought you won :(

[@SkuggyK]

I can't wait for Rek and Jaron to collab and collect like 50 million cookies in 100 days.

[@tristanshaltz2769]

Cookies made from melons? A horrifying thought...

[@Scev]

Jungle farm boys

[@knifeturtle8799]

5 million melons and 5 million cookies perhaps?

[@chear8145]

well then who would gerg collab with to beat them?

[@minchy9094]

@@chear8145well, there’s one guy I knew

[@Zefax]

"It begins." -Grandma

[@ThatAsianPenguin]

COOKIE CLICKER REFERENCEEEEEEE

[@itsfy_]

COOKIE CLICKER!!!

[@ThatAsianPenguin]

Hey guys I got the bingo research center, when will grandmpocolyoes happen. I got on a cookie craze recently

[@junjiefoo1273]

@@ThatAsianPenguinjust keep buying the research upgrades

[@ThatAsianPenguin]

@ bet I’ve already bought 2

[@Dinotymek]

I did not expect snorting cookie powder

[@ThatAsianPenguin]

The cookie dealing grows

[@Trollius_troller_the_3rd]

NEED.. MORE… COOOOOOOOOOOOOOKIE

[@Keegan_AL]

I want some

[@dxcvvxd]

@@ThatAsianPenguin grows restlessly

[@MisterPeels]

A dealer never consumes. What an idiot, he will never recover if he keeps consuming. He is the seller, he must not consume. There is an addiction risk, if he becomes addicted, he will not sell the product, he will become the idiot addicted consumer.

[@GamerTPGT]

3:46 is probably Gerg's entire mindset: "Of course it's inhumane, they aren't human!"

[@c00leztPieB3]

As if he treats other human humane enough, he probably enslaves them

[@AlexeiZagaiciuc]

He himself is a pig...

[@Happy_doggo]

Average minecraft redstone ""farm"" designer

[@tvtrexrexbean2094]

well, he's a f***ing pig. (his skin. facebook dont sue me (I can imagen they would))

[@bobwithagun1]

and gerg is a pig, not a human either

[@FlafTheAnimator]

"Nah id redstone" - Mumbo Jumbo probably

[@turbo8584]

redstone moment

[@PlaguedFailure]

Vietnam Potato flashbacks*

[@lukecasaus3338]

babe, I'm about to redstone...

[@Poggersvale]

Through out mining and crafting I alone am the redstoner mumbo

[@c00leztPieB3]

​​@@lukecasaus3338 he redstone'd, in other words, he redbust (its nnn i dont recommend doing dis)

[@azekilldiablo9315]

>pig minecraft youtuber >starts a war over who can produce the most food >starts insane industrial production of said food history repeats itself I see

[@Coyotax]

DANCE POTATO BOY DANCE!!!!!!!!!!!

[@GeraldNelson-oe5br]

lol

[@elwan_]

xactly what I was going to comment

[@KCUROV]

certified Animal Farm moment

[@nicthemasterclown1974]

now we await for the cancer to kick in

[@meme.supplier1]

This is the stuff I think about when I try to fall asleep

[@walmartemployee027]

accurate

[@turbo8584]

nice roast

[@ChickenLORD-]

you didn't even wash the vid my guy

[@walmartemployee027]

@@meme.supplier1 guys how did he not watch the video 💀 he’s probably talking about the title you dyslexic asses

[@RAIE572]

Rekrap moment

[@MrFiveHimself]

3:32 Hey so the math here is wrong because this isnt exactly what happened. Eggs have a 1/8 chance of spawning a baby. Assuming you got a chicken from every egg, yeah it would be a 0.003% chance. However, eggs ALSO have a 1/256 chance of spawning 4 chickens. Watching it frame by frame, you got 1 chicken from your first egg and 4 chickens from your second. That specific event happening is about .049%. However, if you want the odds of getting 5 chickens from 5 eggs, those odds shoot up a ton to around 0.263% Heres the math: 5×4×(256/1)×(1/8)×(256/223)^3 + (1/8)^5*(255/256)^5

[@TheNormalGuy58]

camman18 every stream: this egg will drop 4 chickens gerg:

[@Birdo12345]

The odds of a chicken spawning are 1/16

[@MrFiveHimself]

@@Birdo12345 wanna bet?

[@magicalchicken5667]

@@MrFiveHimself According to the code, both of you were wrong in some way. It is indeed 1/8 for 1 chicken, but 1/32 for 4.

[@MrFiveHimself]

@@magicalchicken5667 Yeah not exactly. While you ARE right that the code has it at 1/32, the chances are multiplicative. Every egg that spawns a baby chicken is a 1/8 and after that theres a 1/32 chance that it spawns 4 baby chickens. 8*32 is 256

[@ChickenLORD-]

I love how insane Greg has went since he first started making content XD

[@doid7293]

fr i love *greg*

[@belvideer22]

G R E G

[@thefanfinfulo]

Greg is my fav content creator

[@Shard_vs]

cookie clicker players: look at what he needs to mimic a fraction of our cookies

[@SquidBroke]

True

[@the.axolotlgirl]

You mean an atom of their cookies?

[@wanderingvagrant1551]

Yes

[@Talha312]

What is a cookie clicker😶‍🌫️

[@ToiletDestroyer2000]

@@Talha312 game

[@Domdagamer4315]

My hungry ass is probably gonna eat the whole supply in 5 minutes

[@OneHourMusicOffical]

which one? 8:14

[@seijinstars]

I think you should get your "hungry ass" checked out. food is supposed to go in your mouth, not to your ass

[@Domdagamer4315]

@@OneHourMusicOffical all of it

[@juniotongol2392]

Only?

[@niko.records]

make it 2

[@fallerfox3333]

My minecraft youtuber, who is most definitely not shady cookie dealer!!!

[@StarzuLOL]

13:02 is nuts bro

[@CuxtleM]

Ngl I think Gerg might be the cookie monster

[@_JoJo_Enjoyer]

here's a little trick for you: if the video contains some sort of challenge, and the title is a question, like "can i do __?". They failed. If they succeeded, the title would be a statement, like "I did ___"

[@Riverperson_4]

sometimes they just lie, which is fun

[@MAML_]

me when i forget lying exists

[@platinumsun4632]

True

[@toxiclaw7591]

Literally opposite of the borderlands community

[@GentleFrog1]

This was genuinely fun to watch. That making cookie montage feels like what real life Gerg would ACTUALLY do

[@JJAG3]

Can you make 6 million minecraft cookies in 5 minecraft years?

[@Nelex5000]

was tryna find this comment

[@Bonetrafficker]

@@Nelex5000same lmao

[@marcustulliuscicero5559]

I tried I was only able to make 271k

[@joaogabrielimperial7777]

🤕

[@bobcheesemin]

12:57 he grabbed it with his bare hands...

[@MaxiCubi]

he also baked his camera btw...

[@abyssandlost_0]

never thought id see gerg baking cookies, crushing them, making coke lines and snorting them all because of a minecraft video about making two million brown pixelated circles

[@ToiletDestroyer2000]

i think theyre more orange tbh

[@biglifez]

Minecraft cookie clicker edition

[@Ninja56_Playz]

12:38 bro actually started making cookies

[@Auroral_Anomaly]

“Of course it’s inhumane, they aren’t human.” -Mao Zedong, probably

[@FieryZaneStudios]

‘Probably’ lol

[@Foquro]

The US government doing inhumane experiments on black people:

[@Bupboy]

I thought abraham lincoln said that

[@athena5172]

Mao did nothing wrong. Please consider doing your own research instead of echoing what other people say

[@Auroral_Anomaly]

@ 50 million corpses would like to disagree with you.😊

[@Kuraiblue]

8:40 You can absolutely automate wheat farming without player interaction. Use hoppers under the farmland to pick up the wheat that is getting broken by a farmer, sort out the wheat seeds from the wheat and recycle the seeds back to the villager, who can then continue planting the seeds and break more wheat. Slow but absolutely automatic.

[@MaxiCubi]

its better to not put hopper and just let the farmer try to give it to his wife but stealing it right before she can catch it with hopper minecarts or whatever

[@diegorafaelgarciagodosonof161]

@@MaxiCubi that gives bread, not wheat

[@MaxiCubi]

@@diegorafaelgarciagodosonof161 i dont think so but i could be wrong

[@arthurservilheri4311]

​@@MaxiCubiyou are indeed wrong,it gives bread

[@MaxiCubi]

@@arthurservilheri4311 did they give wheet at some point ?

[@DoggyBingBong]

Are you insane? 6 million in only 4 years! We don’t have that many ovens, the highest you can expect is 271,301.

[@danielsurvivor1372]

Finally found this type of joke here, was getting bewildered why I wasn't seeing it anywhere 😅

[@Vhvjdow0ajsbcdhcuei3o22-om4sm]

Lets try 6 million in 4 years

[@marcustulliuscicero5559]

I tried I only made 271k

[@nayxio666]

i was searching for this

[@niggacockball7995]

my shoah radar just went 109%!

[@Erikakat88]

🕎✡️🇮🇱🤔

[@user-dj9ii1fs2w]

​@@marcustulliuscicero5559💀

[@deborahhulme5137]

This is gonna be the rekrap melon series soo over again!

[@AverageKashmiriMilitant]

the cookie god is now a cookie civilian

[@wlwgwlwgnomesarereal]

can you contain 6 million cookies in 44 thousand chests in 6 years?

[@maxg971]

i knew this video was gonna attract holocaust deniers but its still scary how fast i found some

[@DoggyBingBong]

Oy vey

[@DoggyBingBong]

@@maxg971found a villager

[@realsunshine]

@@maxg971“scary“. Why are you people always afraid of everything? Grow a pair

[@Nelex5000]

​@@maxg971hmmm... hmmm... hmmmm... hmhm! hmmm... hmmm

[@Radioactive-ji4ml]

8:15 I'm sorry emergency poop supply?

[@bottleofsyrup9916]

yeah if the power is out how are you gonna order dookie online?

[@3amPizzaRolls]

what do you think is jn the cookies?

[@L-and-P]

Well, of course. What if you run out.

[@zagornth1]

You don't have one?

[@sashathevolkov4075]

Love the use of Break The Rules from Payday 2 in the montage! 12:22

[@Vasko-t7u]

now do 6 million in 3 years

[@14skibiditoiletsigma88]

He would probably do max 271k

[@rydersj]

2 million cookies??? In 100 Minecraft days??? But I only have enough furnaces to cook 271k cookies...

[@mineralnoodles]

7:55 most real minecraft video in 2024:

[@Historicalbird]

It’s a test world

[@mineralnoodles]

@@Historicalbird and how do you know that? Bc later in the challenge hes using the same inventory

[@Historicalbird]

@ at 8 minutes he has a different inventory

[@athath2010]

he's also in creative mode at 12:25

[@athath2010]

also, how did he get the cookies to that storage setup? he briefly mentions that time was wasting needing to sort/store the cookies, but didn't explain how they were somehow moved to an array of double chests with no hoppers on them. even if he sorted through them by hand, where were they stored before that? the bottom of his machine appears to feed into just 2-3 double chests?

[@ParagonQuille]

You are ROCKING the irl content, holy shit that montage was a work of art

[@MilesColeman-by5yv]

14:08 u good

[@MisterMoodyHere]

7:39 bro got the british scared out of him here

[@SlyShade-1017]

New video idea: Restraining Caseoh from eating 2 Million Cookies in 10 real life milliseconds

[@yourlocalslugcat]

Gotta love the PD2 break the rules

[@David_womp_womp]

13:10 cookie dealer goes hard

[@gustavolopes5094]

> "It's the perfect seed!" > Still takes too long to gather materials

[@nutterbus]

6 million cookies in 5 years?? best i can do is 271k

[@Donovan-sy2sk]

5:42 That’s what you look like?

[@Krypin001]

GERG FACE REVEAL

[@playingbandits3033]

Yes, alot younger than i thought😂

[@JadenAizen]

Yes, he also showed his face in the video where he threatened Mojang with a flintlock because the hitboxes of boats are weird

[@Link_5963]

I honestly had this mental image of him being bald lol

[@288LA]

​@@Link_5963lol me too

[@crackedwindow]

4:20 "What else could a pig dream for?" me> "Potatoes"

[@Sickfire]

no way he grabbed the cookies from the oven with his bare hands lol

[@cobbcoding]

the camera was in the oven, so it was clearly not hot

[@DegenDuelist]

2 million cookies? In 100 days? That doesn't really seem possible with the number of furnaces you have. A more realistic number is 271k.

[@beneeney]

I have never watched your content before, but that montage has instantly won me over. Immediately subscribed. That might have been the greatest sequence I have ever seen in a Minecraft video.

[@sb_2378]

6,000,000 cookies in 4 years? Best I can do is 400k

[@DoggyBingBong]

OY VEY

[@marcustulliuscicero5559]

271k

[@pawebrzezinski9926]

14:13 IN THE NINE CIRCLE OF HELL DO NOT OPEN THIS GAME!!! YOU WILL GET ADICTED SO QUICKLY!!!

[@ThatAsianPenguin]

“Here in cookie civilization no one jumps for the coco bean. It’s better to do the one block jump for the wheat.”

[@SamThatIsACoder]

bro might me too addicted to cookies in that montage

[@JoeyCaracal]

A better question: is it possible to bake 6 million cookies in 5 five years in Minecraft.

[@lolglolblol]

3:28 I think you might have actually gotten the rare 4 chickens from one egg spawn

[@falsifiedbrib1268]

which would significantly improve the odds of it happening, as three eggs would be duds

[@wfr878]

recently jeremy laid an egg with 4 chickens, now most of the town is covered in chickens

[@cheerkub8110]

They look like they spawned in at different times, so I think it was one per egg.

[@TheFinnish1]

Your production quality has seriously improved! I love these new videos!

[@Spleefies]

"This website uses 2 million cookies."

[@VoidBeGamin]

you remind me of a certain dictator of ww2 wich i really like

[@Andrés-l6r]

Gerg is like the evil minecraft version of Vsauce

[@DodoSniffer73]

His Majesty is really showering us with love and gifts in the form of this content! Im loving the video so far. His Majesty seems even more glorious, majestic and positive than usual!

[@Bismark1815]

Between 3:42 and 4:12 I am convinced this is the single most British Minecraft KZbinr to exist 🇬🇧🇬🇧🇬🇧🇬🇧🇬🇧

[@anonyfamous9353]

13:06 Baking Bad

[@Enoi217]

Holy shit that cookie making montage went insane. I was definetly NOT expecting that.

[@vorbibben]

3:41 DIABOLICAL QUOTE LMFAOOO

[@SirShmoopyYT]

I really like this new type of content, where you are doing survival.

[@Traubenbecher]

This is a cinematic masterpiece

[@BruhMan90000]

I’m waiting for a aCookieGod collab as we speak… Also: 🐷 👨‍✈️

[@Through_TheWind]

I could see this escalating into a total all out war between all three youtubers to see who can get the most cookies in a 100 days

[@OLEPICYT]

3:32 i remember the fact, I got 4 chickens from 1 egg, when I played pocket edition

[@Koblac]

Cookie themed minigame next?

[@tariqs.111]

I loved that whole cookie business skit, it was really creative

[@Cactid2]

7:55 Set own game mode to Survival Mode

[@pokemonmasterdevillan4999]

Huh

[@miahu8530]

This is likely a different world to get a clip since he would be burning his stuff and he didn’t have any of his stuff. Also it still is a lazy mistake.

[@Animator2023]

Erm, Actually☝️🤓

[@ParagonQuille]

eh who gives a shit, at the end of the day it's an entertaining video and that's the point of it all. Plus, why stop a hypothetical possibility because he did the stupid and stepped into a death box

[@underplayer1]

​@@ParagonQuille real

[@dickygushy]

After all those Minecraft Mini Games, Gerg has moved on to Minecraft Mega Games

[@_xXo___oXx_]

sending people to the moon 🤝 baking 6 million cookies in 5 years "We don't have the technology anymore"

[@clanta10]

I love those kind of videos: "Can you something in 100 days in Minecraft". It coming from you is even better 💪🍪

[@Potato_man]

diabetes advocate

[@AlexFrancoCiric]

Casual Gerg Cookie Cartel Montage😂😂😂

[@duckmans_cousin]

Never in my life could I have come up with the perfect response of: "of course it's inhumane, they aren't human." This is why I love this channel.

[@flatmarssociety5707]

with these challanges you should try stream them it makes it alot more fun to do these because you have ppl to talk to

[@Dinotymek]

I live getting a notification for a video while watching the exact same video

[@jayplayz24]

8:51 you cant farm both at once Or can you? *vsauce music intensifies*

[@Fdogdogdog]

13:29 bro's on the cookie black market

[@LambdaTF2]

What an actual gem of a KZbin channel. I was not ready for that cookie montage.

[@Daneqc]

12:29 WOAHH THAT MONITOR, is it 50 inch monitor? also playing minecraft on only half of a monitor is something that id never think id see work well

[@Daneqc]

this guys pc costed less than all the monitors

[@_gerg]

It's awesome for editing, I can see so much of my timeline, but for recording I have to play Minecraft on 1 half, so its the right aspect ratio for everyone else. Because only I have a monitor this stupidly wide lol. It's also fun to play old games on, as most the time it totally breaks them.

[@JohnnySmartie]

This is one of the most fun vids I have seen in a while ngl

[@glaceon5429]

Sure you can, just play cookie clicker and you'll make them in no time!

[@GentleFrog1]

^ he played cookie clicker in the video :D

[@youcist_the_29th]

Oh boy here we go egain starting a new war between gerg & Jaron

[@komrade_gagarin]

3:07 "Day six was quite efficient" A man that had that lost tens of hours making cookies in game about squares talking about efficiency is just hillarious.

[@WikorJedynak]

Pov:Grandma

[@GeneralColenobi]

if I had a nickel every time someone with a pig skin did a competition over who got the most of a virtual food item, I'd only have two nickels. which isn't a lot but its weird how it happened twice

[@eventuel4987]

12:56 bro is pulling the hot metal plate out of the oven like it's nothing

[@aIvaret]

probably, yeah e: i stand corrected

[@Crinlask]

i mean its possible

[@Kubix_cube]

Gerg sens of humour is just perfect

[@kutura_P]

I wonder what the best method to get cookies on a set seed with a TAS. As in frame perfects and all!

[@Liskity37]

Jaron has been real quiet since thus dropped

[@chrisstjohn2011]

12:17 payday2?

[@The_Warbreaker]

For the cookie montage, I was expecting you to go gamble with cookies

[@HollyDaTherian-md5nf]

1:17 I used to do the exact same thing, but now I keep my emergency poop supply in my sisters closet.

[@Melon1921.]

I hope you make more content like this in the future

[@Levmih]

It’s all over the screen gerg 🤤

[@RedangerAT]

I did not expect gerg to become a cookie druglord (cookielord) in a 15 minute video

[@fnleden]

Wonder if you could bake 6 million Minecraft cookies in 5 years… 🤔