Can you make 2 Million Cookies in 100 Minecraft Days?

[@_gerg]

Massive shoutout to @Niesn, who I didn't get a good chance to mention in my video, but he made a great video where he made 1.7 million cookies. kzbin.info/www/bejne/iZSqqICdZdiNndU

[@turbo8584]

cookie moment.

[@Ninja56_Playz]

You should make more videos like this it'd be fire

[@FlafTheBackroomsPro]

@@_gerg I love your channel the British accent and shit I love it keep up the good work mate

[@turbo8584]

ahaha its not 2M cookies lozer skill issue

[@HiWelcomeToIKEA]

I thought you won :(

[@SkuggyK]

I can't wait for Rek and Jaron to collab and collect like 50 million cookies in 100 days.

[@tristanshaltz2769]

Cookies made from melons? A horrifying thought...

[@Scev]

Jungle farm boys

[@knifeturtle8799]

5 million melons and 5 million cookies perhaps?

[@chear8145]

well then who would gerg collab with to beat them?

[@minchy9094]

@@chear8145well, there’s one guy I knew

[@Zefax]

"It begins." -Grandma

[@ThatAsianPenguin]

COOKIE CLICKER REFERENCEEEEEEE

[@itsfy_]

COOKIE CLICKER!!!

[@ThatAsianPenguin]

Hey guys I got the bingo research center, when will grandmpocolyoes happen. I got on a cookie craze recently

[@junjiefoo1273]

@@ThatAsianPenguinjust keep buying the research upgrades

[@ThatAsianPenguin]

@ bet I’ve already bought 2

[@Dinotymek]

I did not expect snorting cookie powder

[@ThatAsianPenguin]

The cookie dealing grows

[@Trollius_troller_the_3rd]

NEED.. MORE… COOOOOOOOOOOOOOKIE

[@Keegan_AL]

I want some

[@dxcvvxd]

@@ThatAsianPenguin grows restlessly

[@MisterPeels]

A dealer never consumes. What an idiot, he will never recover if he keeps consuming. He is the seller, he must not consume. There is an addiction risk, if he becomes addicted, he will not sell the product, he will become the idiot addicted consumer.

[@azekilldiablo9315]

>pig minecraft youtuber >starts a war over who can produce the most food >starts insane industrial production of said food history repeats itself I see

[@Coyotax]

DANCE POTATO BOY DANCE!!!!!!!!!!!

[@GeraldNelson-oe5br]

lol

[@elwan_]

xactly what I was going to comment

[@KCUROV]

certified Animal Farm moment

[@nicthemasterclown1974]

now we await for the cancer to kick in

[@GamerTPGT]

3:46 is probably Gerg's entire mindset: "Of course it's inhumane, they aren't human!"

[@c00leztPieB3]

As if he treats other human humane enough, he probably enslaves them

[@AlexeiZagaiciuc]

He himself is a pig...

[@Happy_doggo]

Average minecraft redstone ""farm"" designer

[@tvtrexrexbean2094]

well, he's a f***ing pig. (his skin. facebook dont sue me (I can imagen they would))

[@bobwithagun1]

and gerg is a pig, not a human either

[@MrFiveHimself]

3:32 Hey so the math here is wrong because this isnt exactly what happened. Eggs have a 1/8 chance of spawning a baby. Assuming you got a chicken from every egg, yeah it would be a 0.003% chance. However, eggs ALSO have a 1/256 chance of spawning 4 chickens. Watching it frame by frame, you got 1 chicken from your first egg and 4 chickens from your second. That specific event happening is about .049%. However, if you want the odds of getting 5 chickens from 5 eggs, those odds shoot up a ton to around 0.263% Heres the math: 5×4×(256/1)×(1/8)×(256/223)^3 + (1/8)^5*(255/256)^5

[@TheNormalGuy58]

camman18 every stream: this egg will drop 4 chickens gerg:

[@Birdo12345]

The odds of a chicken spawning are 1/16

[@MrFiveHimself]

@@Birdo12345 wanna bet?

[@magicalchicken5667]

@@MrFiveHimself According to the code, both of you were wrong in some way. It is indeed 1/8 for 1 chicken, but 1/32 for 4.

[@MrFiveHimself]

@@magicalchicken5667 Yeah not exactly. While you ARE right that the code has it at 1/32, the chances are multiplicative. Every egg that spawns a baby chicken is a 1/8 and after that theres a 1/32 chance that it spawns 4 baby chickens. 8*32 is 256

[@FlafTheBackroomsPro]

"Nah id redstone" - Mumbo Jumbo probably

[@turbo8584]

redstone moment

[@PlaguedFailure]

Vietnam Potato flashbacks*

[@lukecasaus3338]

babe, I'm about to redstone...

[@Poggersvale]

Through out mining and crafting I alone am the redstoner mumbo

[@c00leztPieB3]

​​@@lukecasaus3338 he redstone'd, in other words, he redbust (its nnn i dont recommend doing dis)

[@Shard_vs]

cookie clicker players: look at what he needs to mimic a fraction of our cookies

[@SquidBroke]

True

[@the.axolotlgirl]

You mean an atom of their cookies?

[@wanderingvagrant1551]

Yes

[@Talha312]

What is a cookie clicker😶‍🌫️

[@ToiletDestroyer2000]

@@Talha312 game

[@meme.supplier1]

This is the stuff I think about when I try to fall asleep

[@Paranoxia0]

accurate

[@turbo8584]

nice roast

[@ChickenLORD-]

you didn't even wash the vid my guy

[@Paranoxia0]

@@meme.supplier1 guys how did he not watch the video 💀 he’s probably talking about the title you dyslexic asses

[@RAIE572]

Rekrap moment

[@Domdagamer4315]

My hungry ass is probably gonna eat the whole supply in 5 minutes

[@OneHourMusicOffical]

which one? 8:14

[@seijinstars]

I think you should get your "hungry ass" checked out. food is supposed to go in your mouth, not to your ass

[@Domdagamer4315]

@@OneHourMusicOffical all of it

[@juniotongol2392]

Only?

[@niko.records]

make it 2

[@ChickenLORD-]

I love how insane Greg has went since he first started making content XD

[@doid7293]

fr i love *greg*

[@belvideer22]

G R E G

[@thefanfinfulo]

Greg is my fav content creator

[@beforedrrdpr]

​@@belvideer22this isnt danny

[@belvideer22]

@@beforedrrdpr ???

[@_JoJo_Enjoyer]

here's a little trick for you: if the video contains some sort of challenge, and the title is a question, like "can i do __?". They failed. If they succeeded, the title would be a statement, like "I did ___"

[@Riverperson_4]

sometimes they just lie, which is fun

[@MAML_]

me when i forget lying exists

[@platinumsun4632]

True

[@toxiclaw7591]

Literally opposite of the borderlands community

[@perkypears]

I've seen 100 videos with a title like this and only seen 2 or 3 of them fail

[@fallerfox3333]

My minecraft youtuber, who is most definitely not shady cookie dealer!!!

[@GentleFrog1]

This was genuinely fun to watch. That making cookie montage feels like what real life Gerg would ACTUALLY do

[@abyssandlost_0]

never thought id see gerg baking cookies, crushing them, making coke lines and snorting them all because of a minecraft video about making two million brown pixelated circles

[@ToiletDestroyer2000]

i think theyre more orange tbh

[@Culvix]

Ngl I think Gerg might be the cookie monster

[@bobcheesemin]

12:57 he grabbed it with his bare hands...

[@MaxiCubi]

he also baked his camera btw...

[@CircleGuyAndEnemies]

Eh don't worry about it. He's the most sane British man.

[@Ninja56_Playz]

12:38 bro actually started making cookies

[@Auroral_Anomaly]

“Of course it’s inhumane, they aren’t human.” -Mao Zedong, probably

[@FieryZaneStudios]

‘Probably’ lol

[@Foquro]

The US government doing inhumane experiments on black people:

[@Bupboy]

I thought abraham lincoln said that

[@athena5172]

Mao did nothing wrong. Please consider doing your own research instead of echoing what other people say

[@Auroral_Anomaly]

@ 50 million corpses would like to disagree with you.😊

[@StarzuLOL]

13:02 is nuts bro

[@gracenantaya8394]

Awesome editing tho

[@JJAG3]

Can you make 6 million minecraft cookies in 5 minecraft years?

[@Nelex5000]

was tryna find this comment

[@Bonetrafficker]

@@Nelex5000same lmao

[@marcustulliuscicero5559]

I tried I was only able to make 271k

[@joaogabrielimperial7777]

🤕

[@lukethekuya]

THEY KNOW SHUT IT DOWN

[@biglifez]

Minecraft cookie clicker edition

[@sashathevolkov4075]

Love the use of Break The Rules from Payday 2 in the montage! 12:22

[@deborahhulme5137]

This is gonna be the rekrap melon series soo over again!

[@Kuraiblue]

8:40 You can absolutely automate wheat farming without player interaction. Use hoppers under the farmland to pick up the wheat that is getting broken by a farmer, sort out the wheat seeds from the wheat and recycle the seeds back to the villager, who can then continue planting the seeds and break more wheat. Slow but absolutely automatic.

[@MaxiCubi]

its better to not put hopper and just let the farmer try to give it to his wife but stealing it right before she can catch it with hopper minecarts or whatever

[@diegorafaelgarciagodosonof161]

@@MaxiCubi that gives bread, not wheat

[@MaxiCubi]

@@diegorafaelgarciagodosonof161 i dont think so but i could be wrong

[@arthurservilheri4311]

​@@MaxiCubiyou are indeed wrong,it gives bread

[@MaxiCubi]

@@arthurservilheri4311 did they give wheet at some point ?

[@Vhvjdow0ajsbcdhcuei3o22-om4sm]

Lets try 6 million in 4 years

[@marcustulliuscicero5559]

I tried I only made 271k

[@nayxio666]

i was searching for this

[@niggacockball7995]

my shoah radar just went 109%!

[@Erikakat88]

🕎✡️🇮🇱🤔

[@user-dj9ii1fs2w]

​@@marcustulliuscicero5559💀

[@DoggyBingBong]

Are you insane? 6 million in only 4 years! We don’t have that many ovens, the highest you can expect is 271,301.

[@danielsurvivor1372]

Finally found this type of joke here, was getting bewildered why I wasn't seeing it anywhere 😅

[@lukethekuya]

THEY KNOW SHUT IT DOWN

[@ParagonQuille]

You are ROCKING the irl content, holy shit that montage was a work of art

[@gustavolopes5094]

> "It's the perfect seed!" > Still takes too long to gather materials

[@AverageKashmiri_Commenter]

the cookie god is now a cookie civilian

[@mineralnoodles]

7:55 most real minecraft video in 2024:

[@Historicalbird]

It’s a test world

[@mineralnoodles]

@@Historicalbird and how do you know that? Bc later in the challenge hes using the same inventory

[@Historicalbird]

@ at 8 minutes he has a different inventory

[@athath2010]

he's also in creative mode at 12:25

[@athath2010]

also, how did he get the cookies to that storage setup? he briefly mentions that time was wasting needing to sort/store the cookies, but didn't explain how they were somehow moved to an array of double chests with no hoppers on them. even if he sorted through them by hand, where were they stored before that? the bottom of his machine appears to feed into just 2-3 double chests?

[@Vyubyyu]

8:15 I'm sorry emergency poop supply?

[@bottleofsyrup9916]

yeah if the power is out how are you gonna order dookie online?

[@3amPizzaRolls]

what do you think is jn the cookies?

[@L-and-P]

Well, of course. What if you run out.

[@zagornth1]

You don't have one?

[@rydersj]

2 million cookies??? In 100 Minecraft days??? But I only have enough furnaces to cook 271k cookies...

[@SlyShade-1017]

New video idea: Restraining Caseoh from eating 2 Million Cookies in 10 real life milliseconds

[@nutterbus]

6 million cookies in 5 years?? best i can do is 271k

[@leonregidor8805]

1:02 here in cookie civilization, no one attempts the 1 million cookies in 100 days, its safer for the 100k cookies in 100 days.

[@MisterMoodyHere]

7:39 bro got the british scared out of him here

[@wlwgwlwgnomesarereal]

can you contain 6 million cookies in 44 thousand chests in 6 years?

[@maxg971]

i knew this video was gonna attract holocaust deniers but its still scary how fast i found some

[@DoggyBingBong]

Oy vey

[@DoggyBingBong]

@@maxg971found a villager

[@realsunshine]

@@maxg971“scary“. Why are you people always afraid of everything? Grow a pair

[@Nelex5000]

​@@maxg971hmmm... hmmm... hmmmm... hmhm! hmmm... hmmm

[@Cactid2]

7:55 Set own game mode to Survival Mode

[@pokemonmasterdevillan4999]

Huh

[@miahu8530]

This is likely a different world to get a clip since he would be burning his stuff and he didn’t have any of his stuff. Also it still is a lazy mistake.

[@Animator2023]

Erm, Actually☝️🤓

[@ParagonQuille]

eh who gives a shit, at the end of the day it's an entertaining video and that's the point of it all. Plus, why stop a hypothetical possibility because he did the stupid and stepped into a death box

[@underplayer1]

​@@ParagonQuille real

[@ThatAsianPenguin]

“Here in cookie civilization no one jumps for the coco bean. It’s better to do the one block jump for the wheat.”

[@David_womp_womp]

13:10 cookie dealer goes hard

[@sb_2378]

6,000,000 cookies in 4 years? Best I can do is 400k

[@DoggyBingBong]

OY VEY

[@marcustulliuscicero5559]

271k

[@MilesColeman-by5yv]

14:08 u good

[@JoeyCaracal]

A better question: is it possible to bake 6 million cookies in 5 five years in Minecraft.

[@FragranceProphet]

Can you bake 6 million batches of cookies in the oven between the years 1939-1945?

[@yourlocalslugcat]

Gotta love the PD2 break the rules

[@Sickfire]

no way he grabbed the cookies from the oven with his bare hands lol

[@cobbcoding]

the camera was in the oven, so it was clearly not hot

[@lolglolblol]

3:28 I think you might have actually gotten the rare 4 chickens from one egg spawn

[@falsifiedbrib1268]

which would significantly improve the odds of it happening, as three eggs would be duds

[@cheerkub8110]

They look like they spawned in at different times, so I think it was one per egg.

[@thatsleepybirb]

yep, the first egg, if you look closely, spawned 4 chickens

[@Through_TheWind]

I could see this escalating into a total all out war between all three youtubers to see who can get the most cookies in a 100 days

[@Donovan-sy2sk]

5:42 That’s what you look like?

[@Krypin001]

GERG FACE REVEAL

[@playingbandits3033]

Yes, alot younger than i thought😂

[@JadenAizen]

Yes, he also showed his face in the video where he threatened Mojang with a flintlock because the hitboxes of boats are weird

[@Link_5963]

I honestly had this mental image of him being bald lol

[@288LA]

​@@Link_5963lol me too

[@Vasko-t7u]

now do 6 million in 3 years

[@14skibiditoiletsigma88]

He would probably do max 271k

[@mrfastguy117]

I’m waiting for a aCookieGod collab as we speak… Also: 🐷 👨‍✈️

[@crackedwindow]

4:20 "What else could a pig dream for?" me> "Potatoes"

[@duckmans_cousin]

Never in my life could I have come up with the perfect response of: "of course it's inhumane, they aren't human." This is why I love this channel.

[@Enoi217]

Holy shit that cookie making montage went insane. I was definetly NOT expecting that.

[@komrade_gagarin]

3:07 "Day six was quite efficient" A man that had that lost tens of hours making cookies in game about squares talking about efficiency is just hillarious.

[@beneeney]

I have never watched your content before, but that montage has instantly won me over. Immediately subscribed. That might have been the greatest sequence I have ever seen in a Minecraft video.

[@DodoSniffer73]

His Majesty is really showering us with love and gifts in the form of this content! Im loving the video so far. His Majesty seems even more glorious, majestic and positive than usual!

[@RabiesGF99]

i enjoy irl skits that you've started to introduce into these videos

[@TheFinnish1]

Your production quality has seriously improved! I love these new videos!

[@V1TheMachine-n5i]

Instead of having a goal, it should just be "how many cookies can you make in 100 days?"

[@SamThatIsACoder]

bro might me too addicted to cookies in that montage

[@VoidBeGamin]

you remind me of a certain dictator of ww2 wich i really like

[@Koblac]

Cookie themed minigame next?

[@OLEPICYT]

3:32 i remember the fact, I got 4 chickens from 1 egg, when I played pocket edition

[@GeneralColenobi]

if I had a nickel every time someone with a pig skin did a competition over who got the most of a virtual food item, I'd only have two nickels. which isn't a lot but its weird how it happened twice

[@LambdaTF2]

What an actual gem of a KZbin channel. I was not ready for that cookie montage.

[@pawebrzezinski9926]

14:13 IN THE NINE CIRCLE OF HELL DO NOT OPEN THIS GAME!!! YOU WILL GET ADICTED SO QUICKLY!!!

[@Andrés-l6r]

Gerg is like the evil minecraft version of Vsauce

[@_xXo___oXx_]

sending people to the moon 🤝 baking 6 million cookies in 5 years "We don't have the technology anymore"

[@Rick-kc8cj]

12:56 *casually touches 350° metal pan*

[@Daneqc]

12:29 WOAHH THAT MONITOR, is it 50 inch monitor? also playing minecraft on only half of a monitor is something that id never think id see work well

[@Daneqc]

this guys pc costed less than all the monitors

[@_gerg]

It's awesome for editing, I can see so much of my timeline, but for recording I have to play Minecraft on 1 half, so its the right aspect ratio for everyone else. Because only I have a monitor this stupidly wide lol. It's also fun to play old games on, as most the time it totally breaks them.

[@GoblinVolume]

I didn’t expect a full musical montage in a Minecraft video but I’m living for it

[@DegenDuelist]

2 million cookies? In 100 days? That doesn't really seem possible with the number of furnaces you have. A more realistic number is 271k.

[@TheTdw2000]

Reported for anti-villagerism

[@I-Love-You-Very-Much]

Yep, you're getting edged to

[@tariqs.111]

I loved that whole cookie business skit, it was really creative

[@mrrikegame]

14:15 , the face of the most unhinged man alive

[@olgaalexandrova6654]

0:42 according to my math, one emerald for 18 cookies means that each cookie is 1400 dollars, assuming the emerald is 26000 dollars.

[@vaj1414]

10:34 my brother in christ you are using item filters to filter out the items you need... why are you filtering out the trash instead of letting it pass and flow into fire naturally?

[@loganblakely3448]

He needs the seeds

[@duccdude]

Jesus Christ, Gerg is even more insane IRL.

[@tfkwarrior7991]

Never loose your cookies ⚡️⚡️

[@phindabear13haters18]

271

[@Shadow_Craft_]

I guess i have competition... I am the cookie queen, ive been in 3 cookie wars and i won all of them. Im not scared of fighting a cool KZbinr in a war, bring it on! :3

[@Potato_man]

diabetes advocate

[@demifletch3652]

Please continue this dedication to KZbin, you have a genuine talent

[@anonyfamous9353]

13:06 Baking Bad

[@notsuicidal]

THIS VIDEO IS SO UNDERRATED.. THE COOKIE MAKING MONTAGE WAS SO FUN TO WATCH GAAAHHH

[@Fdogdogdog]

13:29 bro's on the cookie black market

[@Debris-d5r]

This guy is a madman and I love it pettiness at its finest😂

[@Traubenbecher]

This is a cinematic masterpiece

[@JohnnySmartie]

This is one of the most fun vids I have seen in a while ngl

[@sabersaurus7018]

But does it make sense to make 6 million cookies with only 10 ovens working 24/7???

[@Bismark1815]

Between 3:42 and 4:12 I am convinced this is the single most British Minecraft KZbinr to exist 🇬🇧🇬🇧🇬🇧🇬🇧🇬🇧

[@Dinotymek]

I live getting a notification for a video while watching the exact same video

[@Prexatonical]

I decree that this is one of the best videos on the platform, the amount of cookies needed for those shots in the cookie montage must have taken a while to obtain which just shows the dedication. Gerg DESERVES more attention.

[@glaceon5429]

Sure you can, just play cookie clicker and you'll make them in no time!

[@GentleFrog1]

^ he played cookie clicker in the video :D

[@Kubix_cube]

Gerg sens of humour is just perfect

[@hzfg]

12:10 is that break the rules from the payday 2 soundtrack??

[@leesouthcott8184]

MumboJumbo is like your dad who wants to make sure that you're happy with as much ice cream and games as you want, but is clearly stressed and doesn't want you to know it. While Gerg is like your angry-drunk uncle that you don't like coming over to baby-sit you, but does anyway because he cares about his brother and you, but is just too afflicted by his addictions to not make you scared, which when you avoid him more, makes him spin into a deeper state of alcohol abuse. Or they're just redstone youtubers, idk

[@EmjrRockz]

Damn bro. Are you ok? That doesn't seem like something that just immediately springs to mind when you think of them. Or it's a joke and im projecting my own issues on other people ah fuck my life

[@sehrsehroft3409]

Try making 6 million cookies seems impossible right now

[@acenutella1196]

holy shit peak media with the cookie montage, not you laying on the cookies like in breaking bad