How pastors try to get people to join churches

Psalm 118:24
This is the day that the LORD has made; let us rejoice and be glad in it.

[@SharifKhan-xq4zg]

He even got the Pastor’s forehead sweat on point. Wth? 🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@MajesticL.]

He made sure to turn that AC off😭🤣

[@L.ockero]

lmao

[@Tjayofficial.]

He forgot the peppermint 🤣

[@aigeee]

lmaooo

[@Stoicdexter]

Mans been eating and drinking ghost peppers for lunch

[@mmkfantastic]

LOL, somebody in the back said, hallelujah BUT I GOT A JOB LMAOO

[@KvK_Kdaz]

Laugh out loud, The human being located in the back of said room spoke the word “hallelujah, but good sir I have a employment location in which I work” Laughing my ass off...

[@aidendoesstuff185]

@@KvK_Kdaz *laughs in no abbreviations*

[@kingphillips9401]

@sleeppyyz 1:14

[@theintelligent1238]

@sleeppyyz 1:15

[@mbs4167]

😂😂😂😂

[@_2tacttt]

When he hit the "Pastor Twirl 360" I felt that💀💀💀

[@Scrunkles]

Indeed, amigos....indeed (Coming back to this, why tf did I say amigos-)

[@kingrob7691]

Yo the fact he kept doing it had me dying

[@daevidpp445]

DIS NIGGA DONE SAID PASTOR TWIRL 360

[@ariellesmith102]

YES!! 😭😭

[@_2tacttt]

@@kingrob7691 all he missed was the prolonging of the words like "Iiiiiiiiiiii feeeeeeeeelllll jeeeeeessusssssssss"

[@bongosjanuary666]

“He ain’t even catching the ghost no more” “I just catch the spirit sometimes” 😂😂

[@chasitymartin2643]

Somebody said just stop just stop lmbo

[@corruptedcal4533]

That smoke detector must’ve been going off for months 😂😂

[@musicmaker1311]

🤭🙌🏾🤣🤣🤣💀

[@imyungtankk]

MINE BE DOIN THAT THOOO

[@jamal2982]

@@imyungtankk change the batteries or replace it.

[@imyungtankk]

@@jamal2982 Yeah I eventually replaced em

[@Teleios116]

For years.

[@9ra307]

"If you do not join a church, you are lost." - Tyshawn 4:15

[@thewitone8707]

Tyshawn 4:15💀

[@tatyanaanglin4834]

The part that killed me the most chapter 567 😂😂😂😂😂😂 that is not an book, yoo once I heard that name, that was not the bible😂😂😂😂😂

[@8MoneyIzmyMission8]

@@tatyanaanglin4834 shit ain't no book got 567 chapters unless each chapter is 1-3 pages.

[@strifefresh3998]

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣💀💀💀💀💀

[@thegoat3153]

"Pastor thats not right" 😂

[@randomcherry3999]

he did this for 7 minutes without any cuts ...

[@imyungtankk]

Woah....

[@mevliqmev]

LMAO

[@botslayer9814]

He did a cut at 7:08

[@abgvibes5777]

too goated

[@abgvibes5777]

bro it ended

[@ll-imlee-ll3569]

bruh its crazy how this is so accurate

[@treyplays7244]

ikr

[@demetriopignataro2367]

wait pastors lie about them having cancer to get people to join the church 😂?

[@asymmetriq]

@@demetriopignataro2367 no but they really do be talking for 10 minutes trying to get someone to

[@dan_iel746]

Ikr

[@8MoneyIzmyMission8]

@@demetriopignataro2367 no, but they like to talk about all the expensive crap your money has bought for them, and how they need more of it.

[@faceman9905]

"We dirt" * yes we are, yes we are* 😭😭😭😭

[@xenosori7391]

I felt like I was in a church fr🤣🤣🤣

[@GThuntergaming]

On god lol

[@orion_paxx]

..oh nah

[@Petra999]

That music was on point

[@MythicRealTrap]

If you felt that you were in a church because this was your experience in a “church” then I hate to tell you. You were not in a church🤡 you probably joined a cult

[@sirmely]

Who else knows when the black preacher is preaching and he's going deep in it than he starts inhaling

[@frederickmoss841]

Lmao

[@SinSinGarbageBin]

He start inhaling like Patrick from SpongeBob lmao

[@sirmely]

@@SinSinGarbageBin MAN

[@ryanjenkins5473]

Or starts yelling

[@sirmely]

@@ryanjenkins5473 frrr

[@robmod652]

This is how u know he go to church because this is so accurate

[@lil_ucky_einstien288]

Why does he keep hitting those 360 spins😂🤣🤣🤣

[@davyjoneslocker4859]

He caught the holy ghost

[@pepperjackthewolf9681]

Right🤣

[@sagem1932]

He On Point wit da accuracy, I grew up in these churches

[@emmanueloladosu8987]

This man literally has quality content but no views like wtf

[@juniormm6388]

They all on tick tock I think

[@Mattp-sp2pn]

It’s from 2019 b4 he was famous dummy

[@juniormm6388]

@@Mattp-sp2pn Idk bro I'm not a meme expert I assumed since the videos he's in are called tick tock compilation

[@MysticalGodz]

Right like what the actual fuck?

[@mog7501]

Bruh before seeing him on TikTok I didn't know he had this many vids from before. He's really popular on tiktok and now he's growing on KZbin more. Now I watch all his older vids which are funny as hell.

[@solseamoss]

"Idk bout that one pastor"😂 You outa pocket bro🙏🏿🔥🔥

[@notgab4630]

The musician left it on auto play 😂😂😂😂

[@jeanlevon500]

"Grandma, you use coke" HAHAHAH

[@trxllerjokid4646]

Had me choking

[@shannonjohns3220]

" We ain't nothing we dirt" Killed me🤣🤣😭

[@CallMeX881]

when please

[@marn0tfound]

1:24 "HALLELUJAHSAPACA" 😎😂😂

[@zoddix6186]

2:55 “HALLELUUUUUUUJAHHCACA”

[@marn0tfound]

@@zoddix6186 "YES, THAT'S HOW YOU DO IT"🤣

[@user-DreamJordan]

😂😂

[@philothemell]

*shtiyes* *_YESSSSSSs_*

[@jaimaanofficial]

😂😂😂😂😂

[@tzar5553]

2:02 Pastor: and you know who saved me? The man above Crowd: he good I didn’t expect that but he good 😂😂😂

[@KingMike-un5vz]

Bruh I am screaming😆😆😆😆😆😆😆

[@No-ny3co]

I'm mad how accurate this is to my church, my pastor be staying up there for an extra 10 mins tryna get someone to join the church 🤣😂🤣🤣😂

[@oofiedoofie]

Literally same. They stopped doing it after the first time tho cause ain't NOBODY moving

[@Texas_ice]

@@oofiedoofie not nobody movin!🤣🤣🤣🤣💀

[@yoursleepparalysisdemon1828]

@@oofiedoofie mine is a pretty good one, he only does this for like 5 minutes every few months.

[@주지문-e7w]

What does that mean? Aren’t you already joined in a church by just visiting ever Sunday?

[@uhetsberger]

“If thou do not join a church, thou art lost” (Tishawn 4:15, KJV).

[@Josephl93]

🤣🤣

[@chicagomadejb]

🤣🤣🤣

[@mollsies3319]

“I don’t think they heard me Jesus” on point 💀😭

[@albagonzalez9607]

“Im the cameraman pastor, I’m the cameraman I can’t walk up pastor” 😂😂😂

[@Kuroi_chō]

Yo fine ass made me do that 360 holy ghost spin 😩🙏

[@henryneil567]

@@Kuroi_chōu got 0 game😭

[@AndrewManook]

Down bad@@Kuroi_chō

[@antonjefferson4761]

"Last week, I bought five Rolexes; I ain't need em. But if you joint this church...you could probably buy yourself one."

[@kianclarke5577]

He even got the Music

[@BillKapri7]

gonna start playing this every sunday morning

[@jamal2982]

Imma play it on my tv super loud

[@imyungtankk]

@@jamal2982 Lol we meet again

[@jamal2982]

@@imyungtankk yeah man 👌👋👋

[@mmuhee151]

@@jamal2982 Lol we meet again

[@dequanabraham]

@@mmuhee151 Lol we meet again

[@j.b.595]

The piano bringing back memories 😂

[@weloveanimewelcometocommunity]

Sayin lmao

[@bigbodyhazard384]

The guy was like oh Jesus I caught the sweat Jesus 😂😂☠️☠️

[@fazeghost7084]

🤣🤣There is always that one person who is talks back to the pastor when it’s not even needed

[@6ick6ick6ity5]

My grandma stay sayin “amen” every 5 secs be embarrassing me a lil Bit 😂😂

[@ruthstlouis4752]

The 7 dislikes are from pastors who got offended

[@suavesidam1484]

Make it 11

[@kianclarke5577]

@@suavesidam1484 yup

[@mekellnichols8374]

12

[@user-DreamJordan]

@@suavesidam1484 Make it 14

[@coolestburrito3487]

@mxnsxga Now 21

[@Pooofcomify]

Saw your comment on a Griffy video.... You're hilarious keep at it

[@trarags]

Ahmed Said thanks I appreciate it a lot 💯💯

[@kay-_-5765]

@@trarags i didnt hear Ahmed say that🤣🤣🤣

[@austinjohnson4295]

@@kay-_-5765 wym

[@kay-_-5765]

@@austinjohnson4295 his name is Ahmed Said

[@austinjohnson4295]

@@kay-_-5765 say what

[@trinitybluetrue3402]

Right on point even got the sweat 🤣🤣🤣

[@shadowmomochiuchiha6839]

the music and the tone in his voice is so on point this guy is absolutely perfect

[@boogie864]

I don't attend church anymore but yes, this is accurate

[@boogie864]

@Amaree Williamson i still believe in him, its just that i haven't been able to go due to no transportation and being busy

[@r.i.pmakavellithadon]

Same n yes very accurate

[@greenknight8668]

@Amaree Williamson God dosnt care were you go. Where ever you feel comfortable talking to God is fine

[@MythicRealTrap]

I’m pretty sure this is not the churches I’ve been to So if this is accurate of your church experience then the places you went to before was just a cult of some kind 🤡

[@Petra999]

@@MythicRealTrap you buggin

[@sim2341]

From the piano to the fucking spinning. LMAO it’s all so accurate

[@dctheprodigy]

Bruh someone walk up 🤦🏿‍♂️

[@musicmaker1311]

💀

[@thegoat3153]

@PILL0W 😂

[@zechariyahgodschild7258]

@MythiX Realth nah it's "walk up to the alter"

[@A_TnT_social5852]

Just one...😂

[@mogaleboikanyo4178]

Nigga you walk up first🤨 how bout that 😂... We'll follow after you ma brotha🙌🏽

[@whatchutalmbout]

Bro why is the background music spot on though

[@Ovo188]

Ong

[@TheVoice01]

What music?

[@gamalielharris8066]

Even the smoke alarm was praising Jesus when he did that 360😂

[@kabelomkhabela4766]

1:16 “I mean Hallelujah but I got a job, I don’t think I got time. I’m sorry Jesus” 😭😂😂😂

[@suddenleaf]

I was looking for this comment

[@kabelomkhabela4766]

@@suddenleaf 🤝😂😂😂

[@showbizgwoponese8855]

This dude underrated yo and its crazy smh

[@mog7501]

5:00 "What verse is that?" "Tyshawn 4:15" 😂😂😂

[@michaelgarcia1508]

LOL

[@christiangraves9597]

The shoe squeaking is what caught me 💀😂😂😂

[@nam485]

The amount of sweat on his face is so realistic

[@darkzmatterz2602]

this need more hype

[@PettyWithLove]

Do we have one☝🏾 Do we have JUST ONE☝🏾😂😂🤣

[@ME-ir2vr]

4:37 to 5:16 almost killed me💀😭🤚🏼

[@BOONDOCK658]

what verse is it? in the background

[@humans1651]

2:24 - 2:40 .... I am dying of laughter bc of how accurate this is

[@alijahboards7338]

5:25. I almost blew soda out my nose when he bumped into the wall.

[@blurzral]

you still havent missed on one of your vids

[@smells_like_ugly5860]

Zeke watch yo backmeat eren plotting...

[@Someguy1357]

Church theatrics, manipulation, and masked greed is so accurate

[@LocalDegen]

Yeah fr they manipulated me into getting baptized, they pressured me and everything, my mother was so upset because she knew I wasn't ready nor was it right for me since I wasn't interested in God. I couldn't say no because I didn't want my family to look bad so I tried to dodge it and everything but they kept finding work around and eventually made me get baptized. So yeah my opinion on churches ain't too good.

[@Someguy1357]

@@LocalDegen I'm sorry you had such a negative experience with your family. No matter the religion, people should be treated with a certain level of mutual respect. How did things end up for you? It sounds like you may have been non-religious. How would you describe yourself now?

[@LocalDegen]

@@Someguy1357 I'm in between non-religious and insane I think. I don't think he exists but everytime I do something that's considered a sin around crosses something bad happens. It might be paranoia. Im not religious just superstitious. I'm gay too so hearing those stories of him killing gay angels and destroying two cities because of homosexuality really doesn't make me fear him it makes me hate him if he does exist. They told me those stories to scare me into being straight if I wasn't or making sure I'm straight. My mom, two aunts, uncle, step siblings, siblings and sister both respect my sexuality and choices as well my friends. Their parents and some of their parents relatives would be giving me a way worse time if they knew I was gay and had actually dated a guy before. They can't accept that I'm gay by choice and I saw this documentary blaming the internet for gay and trans people so it really doesn't make feel any better about the adults in the world . I don't know where I stand with religion but if the religion is gay people will be punished because they found love with the same gender then I can't practice a religion that wants me converted or dead.

[@LocalDegen]

@tensei1710 Youre making it all the more easier to not be religious. Religious people or most of them aren't worth a damn like you

[@keyboardfreedomfighter5734]

3:20 thats the shit that made me stop going to church back in like 2012. It was dancin time......n im not a dancer. People stood up and danced, i stayed sat down. Dude said, “if youre not up standing with the lord, then you’re with the devil.” I wasnt the only one(but i was the youngest), but maybe he was talking to me. Never went back since.

[@nobleopuni]

What that guy said is wrong people stand to praise God because he can’t praise himself but if you sit down I doesn’t mean u are with the devil

[@weloveyoudev362]

Said I caught the sweat😭😭😭

[@firequeen9098]

All he had to say was, "We not going home til one more person join the church." Then it woulda been my mama church lbvs!

[@CallMeX881]

4:23 "im the camera man pastor i cant" the pastor : "he doesnt love jesus" 😂😂

[@senzupirate625]

“I caught the sweat”🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@juniormm6388]

This dude straight up on the point

[@michaelgarcia1508]

Chapter 567 says "If you don't join a church you are lost" (Pastors) "Hey Pastor what verse is that?" "Pastor: Tyshawn 4: 15" 🤣🤣😂 LMAO

[@kayleejennifer8752]

You mean 5:09

[@michaelgarcia1508]

@@kayleejennifer8752 bruh

[@okiebyebye]

that piano is so accurate, i love it

[@ryanpeters2109]

No not grandma! Pastor you snapped on the congregation😂😂😂😂

[@blazelove6933]

Mans said they dont love jesus, jesus dont love you LMAOOOOOOO 🤣😂😂

[@ayato5304]

He even got the background accurate he should've got that one person that be like "well well" or be like "yes lord yes"

[@dashawnbarnes4401]

That “Do we have one “was clean af

[@bentaviousiii995]

the fact he got the pastor sweating is so accurate LMAO

[@owenolayo3840]

The accuracy of this is spot on

[@RenegadeLK]

Back when Tra looked like a baby I miss this version. 😭🤣

[@ntaentae6264]

The lord once said liar liar pants on fire, and whoever doesn't join my church will burn the fire forever, *Amen* *Praise god* *Hallelulah*

[@spacerocket6915]

“I - I can’t walk up pastor I’m the camera man”

[@juliocalderon4687]

It’s funny because pastors be tripping over church attendance and not the actual salvation of souls

[@clarence9871]

He told the girl business out do you do coke I would have put my head down dead laughing. Yes

[@joshuamercado7428]

2:52 why is this so funny for me.

[@vlxne6266]

The way he kept smacking him self with the bible🤣🤣🤣🤣it killed me🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@DwayKeezy]

“He good. I ain’t expect that but he good”💀

[@kizzox2395]

Smoke detector in the back going crazy

[@rubik9640]

“I ain’t expect that “💀

[@trxllerjokid4646]

"Grandma you used coke?" had me chocking

[@wesleynorris3747]

He had me in the first half not gonna lie🤣🤦🏾‍♂️

[@feliciawijnaar230]

GOD IS WATCHING US FROM A DISTANCE HOLYSONG 🙏🏽

[@KvK_Kdaz]

Laugh out loud, The human being located in the back of said room spoke the word “hallelujah, but good sir I have a employment location in which I work” Laughing my ass off...

[@michaelgarcia1508]

Same 🤣

[@whatchutalmbout]

My guy didn’t even use the acronyms But yeah, I agree

[@ScottyTownsend91]

Bruh I can’t tell you how many times I’ve encountered this and heard stories about this. I actually checked a pastor for it once which (out of embarrassment) apologized before the church for his ignorance.

[@fayyeu]

I know this dude did not just say laugh out loud and laugh my ass off 💀

[@KvK_Kdaz]

@@fayyeu I in fact did speak said words from thy mouth

[@CokeOnDaRocks]

This shit used to be so awkward 😂😂😂

[@tribezara761]

real talk, it’s annoying when we have to stand up and sing and I don’t even know the words to the song

[@wiriwiri1668]

Naahh bc my pastors wife would be whispering all them church secrets to her husband during service 😂

[@hijakofficial5495]

I love dat broski can push boundaries with his skits

[@potatoman7475]

That twirl got me so many times 😂😂😂🍞

[@thedrbat9572]

he even got the sweating part accurate 😂😂

[@josiahbarnes2849]

"just one..." 🤣🤣🤣

[@hiawathaclemons]

The fact that he has that pastor face makes this easily one of his best!

[@markphilips178]

he know he lyin bout the rolex T_Tl

[@MajinSYGFromTheBT]

Hallelujaaahkaka

[@ona8954]

The spinning is on point 😂👌

[@Eman-ih4vw]

The piano in the background killed meeee broo 💀 lmaooooooooo

[@jameslittle1430]

“ouu jesus i caught the sweat jesus “😂😂😂😂

[@Jhontay84]

I got 20 seconds in before I realized this was my church growing up😂

[@jjbeanks7093]

Pastor be like “subscribe and press that bell icon!”

[@diontaedaughtry974]

I missed my favorite shows on Nickelodeon because of shit like this, "Do we have 1?" 🤣🤣🤣

[@samuelkrinninger3060]

CHANGE THE DAMN SMOKE DETECTOR BATTERIES 😂😂😂😂

[@sxrevenge2867]

“He loves him some god” 🤣🤣

[@rasway6700]

The shout circle gets me every time 😂😂😂

[@HiHello-jo8tp]

Pastor: *doesn't have one* Paster: _guess I'll spin_

[@Dav624]

*"I'll try spinning that's good trick"*

[@Tri-zzen23]

​@@Dav624"Let me repeatedly stomp my foot on the ground that always get them"

[@painstar9283]

“HALLELUUUUUJAHYAGAGA!!!” 💀 I’m dead