Whenever a scientist makes a scientific breakthrough.

As a matter of fact. Just don't tell anybody any idea you have.
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[@inuian]

"Found the cure to death..." *kills guy* *guy comes back cause he tested it on himself" lol

[@autisticdiablo1746]

This is what I thought was gonna happen at first tbh lol

[@TheDemonCaine]

400 likes.

[@MapleCity64]

He actually lives 3:01

[@Senseirey]

That was a clever move lmao

[@jefflove2777]

@@MapleCity64 no one really watches til the end these days

[@amirdawson770]

Props to that scientist man. He was getting murdered and was still worrying about other people

[@jonasbon2781]

Nah. He was talkin about the PayPal, he wanted his money

[@bopboyzeli3841]

Jonas Bon he definitely said people

[@fastment3s]

666th like yessir

[@tbitw3374]

@@bopboyzeli3841 wooosh

[@kichonacho800]

I thought he was saying "the ping pong" this whole time 😅

[@ferretrevelvent6793]

Scientist: discovers something Government: so anyways I started blasting

[@RacialRainbow]

Very few will understand this reference. Lol 🙌

[@misomar7193]

@@RacialRainbow only the elite will understand 😌

[@jagar5580]

@@RacialRainbow actually like everyone will

[@waynicliz]

@@RacialRainbow so anyway I started searching

[@amayahampton8810]

Lel

[@CariYRichardson]

I just love how each scientist is so focused on revealing their ideas that none notice the dead bodies on the floor lol 😂🤣🤣

[@Bigpoolofthor]

Yeah they must be very confident on their breakthrough

[@cellcat]

No one see the dead bodies … every day.

[@SirWarden]

🤣 I was literally thinking the same thing!

[@dimeandbiggie353]

That statement is more real than wed like to think 😂

[@Azrael79a]

A pretty good metaphor for reality lol.

[@the711devin4]

If the first scientist came later, he would’ve cured the other two

[@boxingelfis1499]

Its why he got taken out first😂😂

[@mento3607]

@@boxingelfis1499 lmao

[@glenk.4124]

But if he cured death shouldn’t he have already used it on himself? I mean like I was expecting him to wake up later.

[@xavierfaust9417]

@@glenk.4124 he did at the end

[@williaml.2846]

@@glenk.4124 Well, it's not like he had a vaccine for death, it was a cure, if he's already dead then it wouldn't matter

[@jakenation6573]

Scientist: *finds a breakthrough* Government: *"You're about to tragically die in a car accident*

[@dellbelphine304]

“ *your break line might be cut tomorrow* “

[@sirkod2644]

Don’t you mean get life challenged and unalive yourself

[@TheNittyGritty735]

Sir Kod I love this lol

[@genamonet9368]

💯💯

[@ethanbrown2978]

accidentally of course

[@justinjj4503]

The FBI are currently at Caleb’s door. He knows too much...

[@sirhostiile5144]

Justin JJ fax

[@jessieismessy]

@@sirhostiile5144 machine?

[@benayasdebela1164]

CIA*

[@ma_ab-3806]

@@HakoTaco1 ikr it's literally increase every time I refresh the comments

[@NtJk]

He always have that baseball going, screw the FBI

[@thecyberrabbit1440]

I’m upset that no one mentioned that the ending is referencing that the guy said he figured out the cure to death while sleeping, and then figured out how to teleport while knocked out

[@gaysarahk]

Ah... that actually makes more sense than what I was thinking. I thought he was confused about what had happened and why he was suddenly downstairs.

[@chemicalcreations2022]

Underated.

[@spartythespart]

i dont think thats what it means. Murder-Caleb moved smart-calebs body after he died so when smart-caleb comes back from the dead (since he had already 'tested' his undeath invention) he wakes up somewhere else then when he died. So he thinks he teleported

[@ilikepigeons6101]

Respawned in a new location

[@TheSpacePlaceYT]

@@spartythespart You're right

[@djwhat5]

“I have all the cures in the world!” Government: Nah. We’re good

[@vxson902]

Person: it will probably make a lot of money

[@Slassive]

Well-That-Makes-Sense.

[@yeeoo5772]

Well-That-Makes-Sense remember me when u hit 1k likes ur at 733

[@Abraxas365wastaken]

Damn, sure is a shame that all three of those scientists just committed suicide all of a sudden

[@finesse3175]

I know right my coworker is a scientist and he found aliens but then suddenly he bashed his own head in with a bat

[@LimeLivesMatter]

Dr. Sebi. He cured many people of AIDS, and won the court case

[@ananousous]

Suicided after creating the cure for death

[@peterjp4]

It's the fame that killed 'em. Does it to the best.

[@aaronB12224]

Basically

[@iknowyou6725]

Its so funny how his corpse just ended up under the table

[@fodebic5253]

Avengers if it was directed just by caleb: kzbin.info/www/bejne/onTPaHxtpdOaZpo

[@OneEyedWolf]

That’s close you’re going get to a casket if you’re living on budget

[@EdwardXVI]

Jeez, thanks.

[@quoamrossm8892]

Imagine reading this before watching the video

[@ZackBryan357]

@@fodebic5253 Watch the video on my channel pleaze.

[@hrg384]

*as a scientist myself, i can confirm this is 100% accurate*

[@hrg384]

@Idk yes i totally am trust trust

[@DokutaParasu]

source: trust me bro

[@jamsheeddevotee7588]

@Idk you're*

[@hrg384]

@@DokutaParasu yeah bruh trust me im a scientist

[@DrDeusExMachina]

@Idk no one lies on the internet, it’s a rule

[@rhinokaroku9765]

The people: Hey, what happened to that guy in the news? Government: He died, in a mysterious fire....

[@doug_jewell]

👀👀👀

[@SkydivingSquid]

A mysterious fire.... that he set himself.... after associating with known radical terrorist groups...

[@broodypie2216]

It was an invisible methanol fire... from the racecars... in his office... because Jordan Belfort.

[@Gustavozxd13]

After the fire we discovered that he god shot in the back, most likely suicide

[@diamondog101]

It turns out that he actually slipped on a banana, fell backwards and fell on a knife through his heart

[@sarinvinod9699]

Scientist: **finds cure** Government: So you've chosen death

[@imad8347]

Not if he's able to cure it

[@Onerev1]

What if theirs a cure for cancer but the scientists who discovered chided death 🤔😂😂

[@_deletus_]

69th like Edit: Lmao I had trouble making this comment because I was laughing at the third scientist gettin’ *B E A T*

[@rikustorm13]

Lol tru

[@Buttclinger]

Exactly

[@ishrekdaily7990]

"This actually could make alot of money" Caleb:**locks onto him like a gta V character and starts wailing**

[@danb4900]

LOCKS ONTO HIM LIKE A GTA CHARACTER LMAO wym he didnt fly like 30 feet

[@naomimaeda8582]

*_Sexy07.com_* 💜

[@charlesjefferson4372]

*DWAHOOOOOO*

[@mallowout]

YOU PICKED THE WRONG HOUSE FOOL

[@maxthebear7765]

The little “dink” every time he swings the bat 😂

[@Rahul-ef2ou]

I feel like the bat noise is dangerously accurate

[@fusionxtras]

If you hit a ball yeah

[@IHayzer]

fusionxtras no that’s bone meeting steel

[@teedineroo]

on god

[@SyPhoto]

😂😂

[@genesiskravitz8621]

I cringe.

[@nouration9685]

Scientist: *makes a scientific breakthrough* The Government: So you've chosen ..... death

[@damiem9449]

Yeah i thought he wouldnt kill the guy with the hotdog idea because of money but nope no progress for the masses at all

[@thatguy5720]

i swore i saw this yesterday

[@ragnaroksbringer]

Friend of the family developed a sort of "bread" that was nutritionally balanced, cheap to produce, basically cured world hunger. Men in suits showed up and forced him to watch while they burned his lab to the ground. Yeah. This is real life.

[@sanik1177]

@@ragnaroksbringer give a link to the news site

[@Dev-rc7sd]

@@ragnaroksbringer .?

[@crispgaming7010]

scientist: i found the cure to everything government: i choped his legs off and then he didn't die

[@edwardaydnap644]

Government: I'm gonna carve my name into your back!

[@llawliet5108]

So I set him on fire

[@testedalexthegreat1759]

kzbin.info/www/bejne/jpKrcmmtjb1-q7M This guy is named gorvernor and he cut off someone's arm.

[@JillCheese]

Government: He/She committed suicide with two bullet holes in the back of their execution-style decapitated head.

[@Phoenix6942-7]

@@edwardaydnap644 Government :I'm killing his pets!!!

[@DontTripChocolateDrip]

As someone who has been putting the condiments underneath the hot-dog, I can say: It is more secure. The bun, however, gets soggy if you use too much/many

[@do3807]

That's how my mother made them, when I was young. Which I do when they're homemade.

[@mikem970]

You are taking to much time eating ur hotdogs if it get soggy!

[@MatthewCJoy]

How long does it take you to eat a fucking hot dog?

[@auzzy999]

Ah, and that is precisely why you must always toast your hot dog buns first - to avoid the sogginess.

[@XxsniperxelitxomegaxlmaoxOwOxX]

its a good idea but would you like if you bough a 5 doller hotdog only for you to find out it has a very small line of toppings on the inside?

[@hypemynizzle]

"How does traffic even happen? Just keep driving." *"He knows too much."*

[@_wazzer]

🤣🤣🤣

[@mightypurplelicious3209]

**proceeds to grab the bat**

[@Ayberch]

HAHHAHAHAHA i hate you 😂😂

[@eddiebutler3]

Pisses me off so much when I'm in "traffic" and I get to the front of the jam only to find out there was no jam and people were just driving slow for no reason.

[@mskdxnightmare]

Its that slinky effect fam

[@imreceptor1625]

Guy: *finishes beating scientist to death* Another Scientist: *walks in and completely ignores the dead body and bat* .....Hey I found a cure!

[@colnohman5255]

Dam. Directors cut

[@Chris-hz8lj]

you would be surprised by the tunnel vision of men and women who live for science

[@steelrehn4702]

Well one of his colleagues DID say he could cure death.

[@sev559]

Ey bruh watch yo jet... Watch your jet!

[@djsosonut]

The guy that created a field that makes your ignore dead bodies is probably on the floor there somewhere.

[@amariboxill9033]

Starring: CalebCity as Thomas Edison and CalebCity as Nikola Tesla.

[@naomimaeda8582]

*_Sexy07.com_* 😈

[@kimiami]

So true

[@kingpablothe1stoverlordoft871]

@@naomimaeda8582 begone

[@memoryfn]

@@naomimaeda8582 why did I click that lol

[@jaygacha2656]

@@naomimaeda8582 GET OUUUUT! GET OUUUUUT! OUUUUUUT

[@k.r.99]

0:40 "WHAT ABOUT THE PEOPLE?! GWAH-Gwah-gwah-wah..." 💀

[@theworstapollo5719]

Scientist: This is huge progress for humanity! Government: He shot himself 2 times in the head.

[@littlefishbigmountain]

lmao lowkey genius

[@h3llboyyy407]

Funny bc there actually was some famous guy in history that died that way.

[@karimnasser5954]

Ok how can u shoot the second bullet if ur dead

[@БакдаулетЖарылкасын-ш2ж]

@@karimnasser5954 r/wooosh

[@mitchellbutarch8347]

@@БакдаулетЖарылкасын-ш2ж not really a woosh moment

[@CooperHayes0795]

I feel like caleb actually has clones of himself he just murders.

[@TheOtherOne7isBlueMaid]

The time between videos is the time it takes for him to grow the new clone

[@justing7202]

So, the Prestige?

[@_ilynux]

But the clones are cool with it cuz the views.

[@tobehonest116]

@@justing7202 im so glad i watched that movie...now i know dat reference and the rick and morty one

[@p_pthenoob]

Shadow clones

[@zu5563]

“I have all the cures for the world” Goverment: YEEET

[@mesq999]

... so how do you have 70 likes? ummm ok then now 618 nvm now it’s 723

[@Badrudin__]

here before 1k likes

[@mesq999]

oh now 111

[@thistrem]

In a minute jeez

[@zu5563]

i just said yeet

[@EpsilonD2]

Caleb: *walks in* Sir! I figured out how to control time *itself* Caleb: *murders Caleb then sits down* Caleb: *walks in* Sir! I figured out how to control time *itself*

[@ninjanate5018]

“Hey, I’m here for the interview”: The Prologue

[@Merilirem]

@@ninjanate5018 So this is why he needed a job.

[@jackysbin3860]

“Cure to death itself” *immediately gets murdered*

[@jackysbin3860]

@MKCG I mean I did I was just making a joke

[@foquitajeej2399]

@MKCG Stupid

[@ange100arteaga]

@MKCG It’s called a joke

[@anormal3273]

@MKCG I get the reference

[@azathoth4568]

@MKCG yes you are

[@Valvadrix]

"I cured death itself!" - scientist, before dying.

[@GhostedGamer]

look at the ending 😂😂😂

[@zondor8123]

He's alive. Watch till one second before the end of video

[@Stickyz]

Stolen

[@lldj14]

@@zondor8123 Naw he just learned to teleport

[@ułttimate]

@LL DJ Which means his alive

[@tylersun4300]

Caleb’s beatdowns are slowly becoming smoother, and harder-hitting, almost like he’s literally getting combos

[@auto_4097]

He was training in the fighting game video

[@lilmacco7674]

😂 fax

[@jittercritter]

He’s leveling it up

[@tytbmbutterboi6664]

He's training to be a fighter in Smash

[@xerothusxerotthus781]

We have seen k.o, we have seen counters, we have seen stuns, now we need a few air combos, a nice cross up, an ultimate and a limp storyline to have a fully playable caleb in Street fighter.

[@JaxontheOkay]

fr tho the hotdog guy is completely right. not only does it keep the condiments secure but it also draws out the flavor on many of them by being soaked in the bread. top notch stuff

[@stevenserna910]

Ok ok ok, Sir, next level stuff...here goes... Why not; Modify the hot dogs served at the movie theaters, with the bun...made out of... "the condiments?!" Huh?! No need for countless people tearing, and spitting out plastic mustard, & pickle relish packet wrappers all over the floor of the theater lobby. Lots of strange hands, spreading germs on the relish bar counter top. Strep, Covid, Sepsis, Zombie Virus, nope! Just order the hot dog, "all the way" and the server hands you a neat spill-less, hot dog that's actually still warm, with the pickle relish, onions, mustard all in a congealed relish-bun, call it...The "Bun-anza"! You'll charge 'em out-the-azz for napkins though! So...you're still gaining a profit-revenue stream. Mark it up 2 points and you make $3.50 off of each $5.00 hot dog! No one buys just one hot dog anymore, its like 3 dogs a pop now! You can't loose money! It came to me one day at the movies when I accidentally stepped on a full mustard packet that was on the floor...slipped, hit my head and, voila! Lawsuit! Oh, next week, "Portal-hole Pizza", our R&D guys have developed a dimensional-portal hole that each customer who pays a mark-up price of $200.00 at the snack bar counter, or online gets a chip implanted in them at the ticker booth. While they watch the movie, they snap their finger (like Thanos) and a dimensional worm-hole portal opens up in front of them, a hand comes through and hands them their slice of pizza. Perfect for when we show "Avenger's" movies. Don't worry, the micro-chip dissolves inside of them after 4 hours. They want another chip implant, they pay another $200.00.

[@JaxontheOkay]

@@stevenserna910 that was the most bizarre and confusing yet entertaining thing i think i've EVER read, and that's saying something i don't know what you're trying to say but i guess you agree with me so thanks? congealed relish bun. my god

[@marr1235]

@@stevenserna910Somebody call the mental ward. One of ‘em got out

[@synthesize9068]

Caleb: I've cured cancer! Telltale Game: *The government didn't like that*

[@6storygaming71]

Telltale games: *The government will remember that*

[@averagesizedegg4791]

RichyTubes I don’t approve of you

[@isthatachicken]

_smiles at D'angelo the cOnTeNt CoP_

[@thelegacyofgaming2928]

Pharmaceutical companies didn't like that.

[@Ajc-ni3xn]

He shoulda said “I know how to quick save” and made this a prequel.

[@khyreebrown8197]

Nah it’s the same guy from the Scam Likely video cuz he could teleport.

[@ryadh456]

Oh shit that would have been amazing

[@WOLLEY104]

@@kuroBozi stop promoting yourself in stupid ways, I understand you want to promote it, but try it differently

[@mightypurplelicious3209]

YellowLion104 success. I think they deleted their comment

[@WOLLEY104]

@@mightypurplelicious3209 nice

[@suphey8488]

""ThE PeOPlE WhAT AbOUT ThE PeOPlE"" "ThE PeAcE" "WaHdOHa ThE PeOPlE" Calebcity-2020 best quotes

[@maleena5336]

Rand0m me too 💀

[@AlbertoOrtegaJoel]

@Rand0m Same here

[@arashparthian_112]

I tought he said The bees

[@jazquartz]

The hotdog guy is exactly how i do presentations, feeling confident to start, then trailing off with insecurity as i internalise the audience's lack of reaction

[@scintillam_dei]

In midde school civis class, I was forced to take the side of slavery in a debate. Many years later, I would make a video proving slavery isn't wrong.

[@ahmadazem4167]

​@@scintillam_dei??????

[@teagannotfound2564]

I’m surprised the next scientist who walked in didn’t see the dead bodies on the floor lmao

[@tegrabalonga9502]

They did...but they're used to it

[@SuperNerdgirl101]

They're just napping

[@TummyHissell]

He did. That's why he paused when he looked down, lol.

[@jeetskeet8162]

Did you use a capital I for lmao? Nvm i forgot youtube doesn't give the lowercase L a tiny little bend at the end

[@blvck1635]

they were discretely hidden

[@TheRevivist]

Scientist: *Finds cure for cancer* Government: "I'm gonna pretend I didn't see that"

[@bohemianprince7944]

*"I'm going to pretend no one else saw that"

[@joshuamedina6807]

Tye person who discovered cancer Cells wrote a book on how to kill them one way is lwering the acidity in the environment so drinking baking soda water for an extended period of time can adjust the human body's PH levels to cure cancer it does lead to temporary and minor negative side effects because of that but it's waaaaay less dangerous than radiation and basically just hoping the cancer dies before the patient but it's also cheaper so nobody would ever recommend it

[@abdiwalis7473]

@@joshuamedina6807 wtf

[@The_Sunny_One]

TheRevivist Also the Government: I’m bout to end this mans whole career

[@proudblkqueen1067]

Daniel McEachern right 💯

[@Castlattice]

I legit thought when they where dying they where yelling”THE PAINTBALL!” or “THE PING PONG”, I only realized on the third scientist they where saying “THE PEOPLE!”

[@Raiden1]

Same. I thought it was "THE PAYPAL!!!" on the first guy. Was slightly confused lmao.

[@nazek4216]

THE PEAPOD

[@CaliGramz]

Literally thought ping pong.

[@lucasbarbosa1902]

@@Raiden1 Same UAHSUAHSHUAS

[@taco_man_ray9262]

I heard the ping pong until the last guy lol

[@ice-lord9919]

I like how he waits and hears them out all the way and only then proceeds to fold them

[@1337m4n]

Scientist: "I've figured out how to make smartphones that are indestructible and last forever. You'll never have to buy a new one ever again" Apple: "So you have chosen death"

[@flashrunner2689]

you will still have to pay if u want the newest specs tho

[@loveculture5250]

@@flashrunner2689 Nokia lol.

[@libertyprime3827]

@@overheaven6625 They do steal blueprints but not to make them better I assure you

[@Kbro1]

They gone charge for updates

[@Decordelights__]

@@overheaven6625 you must be some dumb ass nationalist the Chinese are innovative, I can't wait to see what you'll see about their 5g like real 5g. Man they are dominating

[@josephgetachew4215]

“This idea will probably make a lot of money -“ *Gets folded*

[@hamdaanjahankeer4040]

Like an omelette

[@austinharrison4120]

@@hamdaanjahankeer4040 yes exactly like an omelette

[@mazwrld]

💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀

[@sleazyyeezy2238]

the ping ponggg

[@matthewgonzalez2040]

The people!!!

[@yawcet2780]

“ it’s ready right now... This could be out by next WEEK” INSTA KILLL

[@xzempty_8387]

double points

[@Moejave1TTV]

maxxxx ammoooo

[@noskalborg723]

Isaiah 28: 15 Because ye have said, We have made a covenant with death, and with hell are we at agreement; when the overflowing scourge shall pass through, it shall not come unto us: for we have made lies our refuge, and under falsehood have we hid ourselves: 16 ¶ Therefore thus saith the Lord God, Behold, I lay in Zion for a foundation a stone, a tried stone, a precious corner stone, a sure foundation: he that believeth shall not make haste. 17 Judgment also will I lay to the line, and righteousness to the plummet: and the hail shall sweep away the refuge of lies, and the waters shall overflow the hiding place. 18 ¶ And your covenant with death shall be disannulled, and your agreement with hell shall not stand; when the overflowing scourge shall pass through, then ye shall be trodden down by it.

[@I_Dislike_YouTube_Handles]

This has actually happened, they invented a lightbulb that could last for up to a century, but out of fear that sales would go down, big bulb companies did everything in their power to suppress it.

[@elitegamer9310]

In other words, greed gets in the way as usual.

[@slendr_playr9183]

Planned Obsolescence

[@jeanremi8384]

you know, they didn't PREVENT the lightbulb from being created or kill the guy. They just spiced it up with a fresh dose of consumerism.

[@UnwovenSleeve]

⁠​⁠@@slendr_playr9183planned obsolescence Leads to garbage incandescence

[@JS-rv3et]

Someone made a engine that can run on like 50 miles a gallon back in the like 60s but obviously the big comps stomped that out

[@ian-roadto0subscribers564]

scientist: "i have cured death!" his boss: *you have chosen death*

[@luzi6811]

ironic

[@suzukitaiga1140]

I CHOOSE DEATH!

[@thelegacyofgaming2928]

Wakes up from death using the automated cure.

[@CosmicTitan]

"Ironic, he could save others from death but not himself😏"

[@ronaldvasquez1576]

X this is so deep 😔🙏🏻🕊

[@JAWDSquad]

This virus is gonna last forever because of this guy

[@fodebic5253]

Caleb if he was at government: kzbin.info/www/bejne/onTPaHxtpdOaZpo

[@2big4u65]

lmao

[@BadlyDrawnTrollFace]

@@naomimaeda8582 nah

[@SamuraiFrost]

Word

[@collinsaeger8537]

Nahh covid19 was made in China so it won't last long

[@rcgnetworks]

This man is about to ruin isaac newton’s whole career 😂

[@henrycebula4767]

History speaking newton was the one with the bat

[@Bizzcy]

But he found the cure for death so it would be the other way around

[@mijahjones3663]

@@henrycebula4767 Exactly 😅 how many combos did he get

[@emperornero1932]

The fact that governments and corporations do disappear scientists after they make breakthroughs is so damn saddening. I mean look around we have become stagnant as a civilization yet in the 50's we were moving mountains in the way of inventing things.

[@jeanremi8384]

Dog th u on about We invented quantum computers. That is literally a quantum leap. We invented smart phones. Imagine something multiple orders of magnitude stronger than the first computer, literally pocket-sized. We have created generative AIs that, at some point, was so close to a human it caused an ethical concern when we tried to unplug it. We created forms of transportation that break the flippin sound barrier. We have SOMEHOW made a HEAVY, REINFORCED CHUNK OF METAL that SOMEHOW can FLY FASTER THAN YOU CAN HEAR. Our understanding of the universe has never been this impressive in the story of mankind, and we're making progress as we speak ! Heck, we even found a way to bend life itself to our whim, modifying and enhancing it, be it through breeding or straight up genetic modification ! And hell, we are close to figuring out how to create what is practically a small star and get power out of it ! How more advanced does this have to get ?!

[@COOLSKELETON95x]

​@@jeanremi8384dc

[@thatluckylettuceguythatsle4358]

Scientist:”I CREATED A CURE FOR ALL DISEASES.” Government: *its free real estate*

[@alfeeshahrin7452]

Cure for Coronavirus

[@rexxe001]

if he took the cure fast he could have been immortal

[@bladeoftheruinedking2543]

@@rexxe001 yes

[@rartros717]

Can you explaind?

[@ryadh456]

Hahaha

[@tyronbradley1812]

Caleb: “I’ve cured death” Death: “What the heck? Was I sick?”

[@abyraml2245]

First reply plz like

[@bjp1101]

Im weak

[@Hamzahyn4]

Laugh so hard

[@Zion5G]

kzbin.info/www/bejne/aWjSlYyCorZjqaM

[@zu5563]

gotta be here before 1k

[@fetus_deletus]

I love how these people are geniuses, but they didn’t realize that there was a dead body in the room😂

[@CygnusTheSilly]

They have 20 in intelligence and 3 in perception

[@nanochic]

When you put all your skill points on intelligence.

[@jphix9327]

00:52 my boi looked right at my mans on the floor and just kept it pushing, not a priority 💀

[@nognacho5477]

Nah man he cured death itself, they just waiting for the revival.

[@Lillywaterleaf]

Maybe they did? Then just assumed it was for science. 😂

[@gurvmlk]

I've been putting condiments on the bun, and the hotdog on top for most my life. My logic as a kid was that it would prevent them from spilling or dripping off.

[@karanyadav8594]

He really knows how to capture hitting people.

[@StephGrim-357]

🤣🤣

[@zeruh6]

He has experience 😳

[@joeangelsalazar3006]

Fr it looks just like when I did it

[@slothloth]

Ikr

[@ssj-rose4572]

It’s like he’s done it before

[@desmondwilliams7174]

Scientists: *”I’ve found the cure to Corona and it’s super cheap”* Government: *”Pulls out Bat”* Cheap you say?

[@ranasiamiles520]

Desmond Williams fr

[@ieatmud6965]

the *bat* you say?

[@KumoGoesFast]

nah they would just slap a $800 price tag on it regardless of how cheap it is

[@truexenith8596]

You mean corporations

[@KumoGoesFast]

@@truexenith8596 same thing in America

[@neptune1970]

Caleb: “I found the solution to everything.” Government: No

[@mightypurplelicious3209]

*no*

[@genarovargas8601]

no

[@hezejones2530]

No

[@omain47]

no

[@MonsieurBananes]

no

[@Kodiakhunter]

1:03 Anyone else notice that he’s holding a script of the fitness pacer test? This man is a comedic genius

[@pixelturtle5041]

HOW DID YOU SEE THAT

[@Kodiakhunter]

@@pixelturtle50411080p resolution baby😎

[@garfield8811]

Took me three years to but yeah finally

[@Cyburim]

MY MANS WROTE IT OUT😂🎉🎉🎉

[@bbarbiter]

You’re telling me, the answer to fuel that burns for 10 years a gallon is the fitnessgram pacer test?

[@PlutoKunn]

This is why I didn’t tell the government the cure for cancer.

[@odysseus7732]

Bro?

[@slashstorm7933]

And why I didn’t tell them how to get a girlfriend no matter how ugly you are

[@karrrots]

@@slashstorm7933 Have money.

[@Ethan-xo1yc]

Prove you know it, I'm not with the FBI I swear

[@gabrielbrown7065]

*Population* *Control*

[@mxrkb10]

Scientists: This is a huge progress for humanity! Government: *We don't do that here*

[@shawnmkandla7892]

this wan 😂

[@nekotfarmer]

😂 bro I read this comment as soon as I was closing the video. Opened it all the way back up just to give you a like.

[@kevindaugard3244]

*One Percenters: We don’t do that here

[@JosepiThe13th]

Kevin Daugard They’re basically the same thing.

[@dopaminecloud]

@@JosepiThe13th Sure, but it's far more accurate. You don't even need a government to get shit done if you have money and power already.

[@jackgilmore2793]

No no no, now hold on, he's got a point about the hot dog

[@kosmic_overlord]

been doin it like that for a hot minute 👀 when he said it I was like, yeah, that's how it's done.... for that specific reason

[@rohangounder7000]

They be doing that in Australia

[@ZelosSama]

We be doing this in canada forever . I always wondered why they would put condiment on top of hot dogs in us movies lol

[@josephchase3079]

@@ZelosSama South Canada here (Maine). been doing it like this as long as i can remember.

[@ion063]

@@ZelosSama the bun gets wet

[@futuza]

"The people! The people!" is one of my favorite CalebCity deathscreams ever.

[@thoryan3057]

*Cures everything* "The peeeeople!" *Cures hotdogs* "The peeeeople!"

[@culturefilms2164]

@*oh no* so did i lol

[@Punched_Kuze]

I kept hearing “The PayPal! What about the PayPal!”

[@shadesanders3153]

Are we gonna ignore how that guy was freshly tucked under that table

[@redroselace9545]

😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@Josiah-X]

😂😂😂

[@nebulai9587]

0:46

[@officialchickenn]

😂😂

[@Mytharax]

Teleportation

[@EIites]

*Scientist: finds cure for Corona* *Government: lets get silly*

[@Cellmate]

Exactly what happened to that Philadelphia researcher on the verge of a breakthrough regarding the corona.

[@crowmaster9652]

World elites: We dont need people who progress the world. We need people who progress our plans.

[@alansmithee419]

@@Cellmate his research should be easy to pick up and finish. It's not like he was the only person who understands viruses.

[@matthew1420]

@@alansmithee419 yet we're letting bill handle this. And not a word from actual doctors.

[@hectorandem2944]

Profile picture checks out.

[@theodorebear6714]

This is accurate. The only reason I don't put condiments under my hotdogs is because they'll come for me if I do.

[@aemolle02]

Scientists: "actually do their job" The government: hippity hoppity your life is now my property

[@Call-me-Al]

I mean, this is very common in history. The Soviet russia killed off a lot of scientists so they couldn't leak their secrets of projects they took part in, and even further back in time a few rulers made master jewellers create masterworks and then killed or disabled them so that nobody else could ever have such a thing ever again. Unsurprisingly, most rulers knew not to kill the goose who lays the golden eggs, though.

[@kinghassy334]

This is also the life of elon musk

[@Onerev1]

😂😂😂hipty hopty

[@Joshua-Steampunk]

@@Call-me-Al I'm heartbroken by this, tell me more.

[@monkmonk9535]

@@Joshua-Steampunk there was this guy who could cure pretty much anything even aids using natural remedies. Yeah the government off'd him

[@jumpman0562]

Scientist: *ask him what they think about their breakthrough* Him: Scientist: “Why do I hear boss music?”

[@naomimaeda8582]

*_Sexy07.com_* 😉

[@soulcream2388]

@@naomimaeda8582 get out

[@hellodugfudu103]

Naomi mi8 bro no, get help

[@sad_nuggie4960]

Oh no I clicked on it thinking it was a joke. I'm so dumb😭😭

[@osaze2708]

@@hellodugfudu103 it's a bot idiot

[@gabrielh5105]

He's such a good actor that you actually feel there was too many people on this video

[@sundigest1121]

@Stop Looking Okay buzzkill.

[@Senseirey]

People say that I’m the Walmart version of him lmao 😭😂

[@Senseirey]

Cry Tz 😂😂😂

[@ma1ist]

It's the really fun editing. Not the acting. Eg how the camera shakes and pans in and the direction changes and shit It's basic but fun.

[@drany6707]

He has good ideas but no he's not a good actor. His acting is on the same level as 9 out of 10 random people. Anyone could do these lines/characters.

[@captainpalegg2860]

When it got to the hot dog thing I was half expecting him to be like “Capital idea! Let’s inform the United Nations!”

[@Nick_sensei]

nice detail: the one that wakes up is the one that cured death because he can't die.

[@M0rdFustang]

🤯

[@daiyanii_]

Ohh nice

[@Hannah-uf1wz]

Oooooooo

[@klewis7514]

Thought it was his ghost.

[@BlacBushido]

oooooh true

[@breakdancerje-sus3394]

This is the reason why Aliens doesn't acknowledge our existence Always going backwards

[@ziul123]

It's more like corporations telling governments to say no no

[@Wickedonezz]

Bruh socialist economics

[@RevanLaughs]

Luiz Vartuli you are correct. Governments inherently are supposed to look out for the people. Corporations are inherently supposed to make a profit. Only one of those two would appreciate revolutionary technology.

[@izukumidoriya1424]

Scientist:I made an actual back from the future hoverboard sir Government:...haha .... Yeah ,NAH ! Put wheels on it and call it the same name

[@Nick-vp9gb]

Luiz Vartuli it’s actually more like government telling corporations to say no no

[@bigchrill4142]

Caleb: I've found the ultimate fuel! Also the paper: Shows the script of the FitnessGram Pacer Test.

[@disklexicstonksman8349]

The fuel is produced by children running the FitnessGram Pacer test

[@sugarcultist4932]

Is it in comic sans font? X D

[@reynaldoray7539]

Time stamp or didn’t happen lame

[@sameeraab]

@@reynaldoray7539 1:03 or 1:04 depending on your pause game

[@naomimaeda8582]

*_Sexy07.com_* 👩‍❤️‍👩

[@Jungleali]

Reminds me of that guy who figured how to make cars go with water in a cheap way and was assassinated

[@jeanremi8384]

Lemme guess, some form of electrolysis to seperate hydrogen from oxygen in order to create both fuel and oxygen needed for combustion ? While in theory, this could work, it is, in practise, more cost efficient to just use the electricity you'll use to seperate the water to instead power an electric motor.

[@Jungleali]

@@jeanremi8384 i don't know, i'm not a scientist

[@higgles9559]

scientist- "I MADE A BAT THAT WONT HURT PEOPLE WHEN YOU HIT THEM" other scientist- "Run Now"

[@HmmYesInteresting...]

The same scientist: oh, it wont hurt... After i beat you hard enough! Everyone: *confused screaming*

[@Insomnia_tic]

“Now who wants to test it?”

[@alsoduke991]

This is gonna get 1K likes 😂

[@estroyer00]

*Its Nerf or NOTHING* _proceeds to run that boi's kneecaps_

[@psychologic__]

“I don’t need sleep, I need answers.” Caleb: “I need sleep, it gives me answers”

[@abyraml2245]

First reply, like pls

[@keny1000]

Ok

[@psychologic__]

Ok

[@nothomebutnotreally3782]

No chain for you

[@psychologic__]

Not home but not really ok

[@imcd6885]

First dude shoulda got up at the end and been like “I CURED DEATH AND YOU DON’T THINK I USED IT ON MYSELF”

[@choboibigly6565]

Instead he got up at the end and said "I think I just found out how to teleport"

[@pepethefrog6809]

@@choboibigly6565 I thought that was just another unfortunate soul who's about to die next.

[@welp4709]

He did at 3:01

[@DJMKFULLER]

666 likes

[@therealicecat]

But what if he dident cure murder yet?

[@kakashichunin]

This was immediately what I thought about after the nuclear fusion news

[@ImWoolly]

fission too

[@notkyng2x75]

Scientists: I cured everything Government: We don’t do that here.....

[@liammcleod476]

More like other scientists trying to save face lmao.

[@donovanpitts6907]

Scientist finds the cure for AIDS Government: Ima end dis mans whole career

[@WOLLEY104]

Let me fix that for you Government: ima end dis mans whole life

[@Imthegoat2004]

Can’t like it it’s at 665

[@timatola9997]

I like your profile picture ma brotha

[@optie2965]

@@timatola9997 DACHIE

[@Creed034]

@@Imthegoat2004 it's way past 1k now lol

[@Temzy]

Scientists: *literally save humanity* The government: WAIT THAT'S ILLEGAL

[@RockySmithsen]

Also pharmaceutical companies

[@bu9407]

Smh

[@UnVelius]

KILL THE GOVERNMENT

[@banjoowo4001]

I think the government does it to make balance and to control population

[@AegixDrakan]

It's not the government, it's the many companies that profit off of the many industries that would be overturned by the new idea.

[@betorockmetal]

It's so sad than even the hotdog guy got killed. It may be a parody but this speaks volumes about the human greed and ambition it's so sickening.

[@AutoJay]

Scientist: “Makes a breakthrough” Government: “ I DID IT, ME, BY MYSELF, HAHA”

[@dr.phylisphical9294]

Or Thomas Edison with the bat of give me your ideas I'm a money hungry pig.

[@Cowmilker98]

Nah the point is they hide it away rather than let it ever be used, not that they steal it come on dude

[@chumisntfum1614]

Scientists work for the government lol. Who do you think funds them

[@kaungkyaw465]

Cowmilker98 then why did he only attack the hotdog guy when he heard it would make a lot of money? That part showed the person with the bat was killing them for money.

[@Senseirey]

Why do people call me the Walmart Calebcity 😭😂

[@ianhuangncubed]

I’m not kidding, that hotdog idea is actually genius

[@dequezborden6944]

So would hamburger tooo

[@TheFIoridaMan]

n Cubed nah my sister does that shit and it makes the bread too soggy and it just falls through the bottom

[@confucheese]

That’s how I’ve been doing it for years, except I put stuff inside and outside

[@rowdyrockinrandy6283]

If it makes it soggy its because she let it sit to long I do that same thing and honestly its better

[@gullsarekool4164]

No because then the condiments mix with the bun and the taste goes away

[@VoiD0970]

Scientist: *Makes a scientific breakthrough* Government: *Your free trial of living has now ended*

[@Astraldymensions]

underrated comment

[@alexandershuaibu]

Ikr 😂

[@VoiD0970]

It was pretty obvious but thanks😂

[@sagewithers]

They living for free? Where can I get that after 18 pls

[@wesdabest1232]

One thousandth like your welcome :D

[@frankrobinson8852]

If he’d have just read the paper and realised it was a transcript for a pacer test, he would have saved a life!

[@YvngZoot4]

Caleb’s neighbors: quietly sleeping Caleb: *DWAHOOOOO*

[@jasonmatthews4524]

😂🤣😂

[@comedyfits695]

The last one

[@ccgerrardsiregar1093]

Oh frik 665 likes

[@splitzfg-9986]

Bruhhhh😂

[@st4rdyy]

L o l

[@rioluvo]

Caleb only made this to flex his aluminum bat.

[@cithr0963]

That's a cool ass bat ngl

[@silkyxcore5497]

This sounds like something he'd do 😂

[@Asia.Persuasia]

He looks like the kind of dude that was on the baseball team in highschool loll.

[@maxz69]

aluminium

[@God-xq8dk]

@Max Z aluminum

[@dante6562]

THE PEOPLE! THE PEOPLE! Tragic last words before getting absolutely folded

[@swaggingtonswag4life209]

Why did I think they were saying "the ping pong" trying to do some sort of flash back thing to get them spared. Guess I misheard, lol.

[@petervenswayne3441]

And tge dying noises 💀 🤣

[@xshadow2042]

@@swaggingtonswag4life209 wait is it ping pong or the people

[@staticchimera44]

I thought they were saying "the ping pong!" because the bat hitting them sounds like ping pong.

[@yukavio5771]

Why did I hear "THE PAYPAL"

[@walnzell9328]

Ironic. He could save others from death, but not himself.

[@linebeckthejohoe4876]

The guy who came back at the end is the same guy who cured death.

[@kadenjames5710]

Forget all the other stuff, that hotdog idea was revolutionary

[@arthurius_3022]

I aways did that is much better

[@eforeverything7279]

I'm legit going to try it.

[@Nube_Morada]

I mean dosen't everyone do that unless you buy it from somwhere?

[@JokeHatesItHere]

put it IN the hot dog

[@Nube_Morada]

@@Marcus-pi5li bruh

[@novacaine_]

*1st guy gets folded* Me: Ironic. He could save others from death, but not himself.

[@VoidScorpius]

If I'm not mistaken it was him who revived and figured out teleportation at the end.

[@impulse7942]

@@novacaine_ technically though, the first guy said it came to him in a dream.. Maybe he just has a lot of wacky dreams

[@arcelay4764]

@@novacaine_ Why was he sleeping on the floor tho.

[@novacaine_]

@@impulse7942 you're right it is him... Caleb has the same hat and top at the end as the 1st lmaoo

[@novacaine_]

@@arcelay4764 yeah you're right lmaoo

[@Galaxy-MusicX]

Let's have a moment of silence for all the scientists who mysteriously lost their lives after making breakthroughs. 😔

[@IsaiahSenku]

Rip🙏😭

[@pxrxy]

@@noskalborg723 I mean if God knew about this he could have done something by now, unless he doesn't care.

[@bnashtay2278]

😭🙏

[@maybeitsmic5196]

@@pxrxy I h8 responses like this, God gave us the greatest power of all, free will. He never controlled us or forced us to do anything. People themselves do horrible things like genocide and rape for example. It's easy to blame others for your own mistakes I guess lmao

[@wisco9er536]

@@maybeitsmic5196 Got eem

[@Yamikaiba123]

In reality, nobody understands the first scientist to make a certain breakthrough. They treat him like he's speaking gibberish and don't acknowledge his or her work.

[@slu8095]

Everybody laughing until a legitimate scientist comments: "This is so true"

[@finris1]

Can’t comment if he got killed first.

[@nationalanthem8294]

@@finris1 unless he cured death

[@finris1]

@@nationalanthem8294 You would think the guy who claimed to have cured death would have tested it, knew it was true, and used it on himself. So is he just faking it on the floor until the guy leaves?

[@friedegg3732]

@@finris1 he cured death, he ddint cure passing out

[@LoftOfTheUniverse]

@@nationalanthem8294 Jesus cured death, can confirm governments hate Him

[@InfinitePeace48]

"this idea would probably make a lot of money" -famous last words

[@diamonx.661]

What an underrated comment right here!

[@JacobraTheGreat]

They should lead with that

[@g4bel3ss30]

Actually his last words were “The people”

[@princehill8194]

DWaYaaaaHOOOOO😂

[@math3000]

Edison: I NEED IT!!!

[@rise9666]

Scientists that get beaten to death: "thE PEOPLE THE PEOPLE"

[@twizzy8783]

that’s the fuckin joke

[@notredboi]

Then he goes Blueh! Blueh! Blueh! Blueh! Blueh!

[@MisterHeroman]

Oh... I thought he said "the ping pong"

[@JordanWheeler1999]

I hate obvious comments

[@rise9666]

@@JordanWheeler1999 Then look away

[@jdogzerosilverblade299]

this is why when you have a breakthrough this big you leave and start your own shit.

[@GokuOG]

Now if caleb vanishes we know the government did it

[@fodebic5253]

Caleb if he was at government : kzbin.info/www/bejne/onTPaHxtpdOaZpo

[@naomimaeda8582]

*_Sexy07.com_* ☕

[@jalengraham8526]

Fr

[@alsoduke991]

The weird thing is the hot dog idea actually sounds reasonable 😂

[@Manganization]

Reasonable? Do people not do that? Surprisingly though, it actually slightly changes the taste dynamic of the hot-dog, since you're no longer tasting the condiments first.

[@Ashcroft1313]

@@Manganization where.. do you live?

[@RiamsWorld]

@@Manganization Do you flip your hotdog over when you eat it? Because with the bun under the hot dog, it's closer to the tongue so you do taste it first.

[@nenew24]

Absolutely, I do that now. *Going into hiding* 👀

[@TheHuskyK9]

I did it a couple times and the hot dog wouldn’t stay in the bun due to the toppings taking up the space 🌭🌭

[@realjumull]

Caleb: “I cured death!” Also Caleb: “Hey, I’m here for the interview.”

[@jennyneon]

Death gives them nutrients! We feed off of DEATH! Y'ALL SOFT!

[@katarinanokami2718]

He should have that running joke sometimes... like in random videos x')

[@abyraml2245]

Ok

[@silentstorm731]

Bruhhhh

[@unknownwarrior9775]

@@jennyneon Back in my day we didn't die . DEATH GAVE US NUTRIENTS .

[@Imnotaspylol]

0:31 The metal bat clinks mixed with him screaming had me dying.