Trash "Jokes" - 2 | Ghatia Comedy by Abhishek Upmanyu

Maine apni zimmedari poori kardi yeh bata ki yeh jokes ghatia hain. aage tumhaari marzi.
Sound Mixing: Sohail Gandhi jo ki bohat he talented hai aur apna kaam dhang se karta hai, Unlike ME
Venue: The Habitat - Music and Comedy Cafe(Khar) jo ki bohat he sundar hai, unlike ME

[@omjadhav8046]

Maturity is when you realise trash jokes of abhishek are way better than real jokes of other comedians!😂

[@unnatitapdiya7866]

Kuchh bhhhiiiii !!!😂😅

[@omjadhav8046]

@@unnatitapdiya7866 sahi me!😂😂 ek thumka laga dete na swaad hi ajata khane me😂 is this a trash joke?!!!

[@unnatitapdiya7866]

@@omjadhav8046 😂😂

[@jayeshpratapsingh4234]

Bhai bahot time se maturity ki definition khoj rha tha. Thanks btane ke liye.

[@shikharverma2876]

Exactly!!!!

[@MrKuldeepahuja]

he has a diffrent love for word "swaad"

[@q1oud]

Kis video me bola tha isne Ha bhai kaisi lgi Aa gya swad 😂

[@srijoydey621]

@@q1oud po*n wali m

[@VishalSharma-qu1lj]

@@srijoydey621 vase 'r' hatakar word ka meaning badal gaya kya😂😂😂😂

[@sidravi400]

@@srijoydey621 aur isko dekh kar Aakash Gupta bolega, "Bahut accha censor kiya inhone, main toh deceive hi ho gya". 😂😂

[@riturajkalita4949]

Sahi pakde hai 😂

[@TheTj4all]

So this is how color blind Abhishek feels.

[@Sakshi-gr6eo]

Underrated comment😆

[@misfitxne6847]

underrated indeed

[@garvita5700]

😂😂

[@krishindian5857]

He is not color blind in real life he just use that word for comedy purpose 😂

[@Sakshi-gr6eo]

@@krishindian5857 no he is actually colourblind

[@priyankadeka6443]

Even his thrash jokes r funny. He makes me laugh n is one of my favourite comedian

[@caterpaw5107]

kitne account se khud ke comment ko like kiya hai

[@priyankadeka6443]

Jitne account se modi ne khud ke videos ko like kia hai🤣

[@pristiq.]

@@priyankadeka6443 kuch samajh nahi aaya

[@ajaym2414]

His style of delivering jokes is funny...

[@srrs007]

@@priyankadeka6443 modi ne kuch kar diya hai kya hr baat me modi

[@aupmanyu]

Yeh kaafi ghatia hai jokes. Par Ghatia jokes ka dard Main akele kyun Sahu. Tum log bhi lo.

[@Machado2708]

Abhishek Upmanyu 😂😂😂

[@luvkumar484]

Khushi se bro...issi ke liye toh ham jeetey hain😄

[@DipayanBhui]

Tumhara koi joke ghatia nahin hota, mate. Keep up the good work. Big fan here.. Waiting for more videos..

[@SinglaRaghav]

Bhai...tu time pass karva deta hai. Jeeyo.

[@desigangdude]

bhai agli video kal subha 6 baje? 😜

[@yashagarwal4880]

biggest mistake of mine- ‘Having tea while seeing this’

[@good-gpt2-chatbot]

🤣🤣 saame

[@prateekmittal1280]

lol

[@deepanshupancholi493]

🤣🤣

[@akshatminda4797]

@@tahir1982 toh kya bolte hai bhai?

[@tahir1982]

@@akshatminda4797 bro it's taking tea.. Not drinking

[@Lexiamma]

This guy is hilarious no matter what he says.

[@mansinain3646]

That's what stand up comedy is: a funny person talking and not a person talking funny.

[@muhammadmohsin1856]

Yes I agree with u beautiful girl.

[@nishantchug]

how does it feel getting 597 likes on a single comment 😂😀😍😍🌸

[@Lexiamma]

THE DESIGN REPUBLIC exactly how the prime minister felt when he got elected the second term. :)

[@nishantchug]

@@Lexiamma appreciated🤗❤

[@shuvamgupta2090]

Flag neeche nahi kia to? I thought he will say, "daant me keede pad jaaenge"

[@prajitbanerjee8226]

hahah lol

[@nyto-phile287]

Respect keede😂

[@Lana-dn2kq]

Shubham Gupta am ur 1000th like😁

[@user-rr6rs4jy9q]

But turns out to be "Rod sameth tikke ghuser denge"

[@thetankhunter100]

Barbecue nation I think.

[@ankitraj2466]

Abhishek: pack kar do Waiter: sir pack nahi kar sakte Abhi: kyu? Waiter: Daant me keede padenge!!!

[@aakashdas490]

Ankit Raj 😂😂😂

[@abdulsami1718]

Idhar aao Manager Idhar aao... Baat karni hai.

[@aloospalu]

Lmao 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@kunalbibekar422]

🤣🤣🤣

[@yashgoel9532]

I also thought of this 😂

[@ajinkyapawar6327]

This video is shorter than GERMANY’s World Cup Participation..

[@somagorai2440]

😂😂😂

[@raxitkaria]

Actually it should have been longer

[@rambojr1692]

Oooofffff

[@imsmarikasharma]

and we want it longer than germany's world wars' participation... 🤣🤣🤣

[@codmlover6008]

wat😂😂😂

[@patnawala6096]

1M subscribers with Just 6 videos Only... 😰😰 #TALENT❤

[@basantbikramkhatri9283]

With only 6 videos uploaded. Absolutely amazing

[@shreyag503]

1.6 now

[@vivekdutta6452]

@@shreyag503 he is just amazing.. Better than Zakir🤩🤩

[@shreyag503]

@@vivekdutta6452 I don't know abt that... I don't wanna compare...cuz I really like zakir khan also

[@venktesh6600]

I wouldnt have noticed it without ur comment... I felt like ... Realllyyy...

[@sadiyahasan4756]

OMG ...even his accent made me laugh

[@DeependraMarskole]

The moment u said papa suno......i LMAO 😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@umeshchoudhary6035]

What the fuck is that "LMAO"...??? I see this more often these days....It's really irritating me...!!!!😡😡

[@AyushGupta-yj8jz]

@@umeshchoudhary6035 lmfaooo..🤣🤣🤣😂

[@chandanbanerjee1968]

@@umeshchoudhary6035 "laughing my ass off"

[@chandanbanerjee1968]

@@AyushGupta-yj8jz 😂 lmfao

[@AGcali1]

Umesh Paliyal lmao

[@aloospalu]

jldi aagyi video maine socha tha 1 saal or wait kro ab

[@TECHASPIRANT]

Almna rathour plz mera video dekho aur channel ko subscribe karo...please

[@crowbar3]

TECH ASPIRANT stop begging

[@ashwatirao3036]

Almna rathour saaame😂

[@aloospalu]

Ashwati Rao lol😂😂😂

[@Sinx_Cosx_Tanx]

Almna rathour hehe

[@ojasaf]

The way he try to control his own laugh😂

[@akshaygill8227]

"Sir dekho na ye Kya h.." LMAO 😂😂😂

[@atishkumarojha435]

Ye video toh suru hote hi khatam ho gaya...

[@TECHASPIRANT]

atish kumar ojha plz mera video dekho aur channel ko subscribe karo...please

[@SOHELURRAHMAN]

Video duration is abhishek upmanyius sex life in a nutshell

[@umeshhcsoni]

True....😂😂😂

[@arjitashahu4637]

atish kumar ojha i agree

[@atishkumarojha435]

real don tu bhai " To go " ho jaaa jaldi

[@chitalthakore1395]

Power of ABHISHEK- even if he states that it's a bad video in the title , people still watch it

[@TECHASPIRANT]

Chital Thakore plz mera video dekho aur channel ko subscribe karo...please

[@1x1x1is1]

So true about the guys dancing in barbeque nation ... Had the same thoughts

[@nayannbg6314]

ÑìdhíÑ Varghèsé Really😳That happens for real

[@swagatikaswain8866]

Most of the buffet restaurants in Bangalore do so...if you have to celebrate b'day or anniversary or any other event..

[@naushaiddya1649]

Nidhi i think u are one of the dancer 💃??

[@Sakshi-gr6eo]

That's so strange and funny if that actually happens😂🤣

[@Anonymous-qq1yy]

@@Sakshi-gr6eo It is not so in Jaipur. I don't know which BBQ is he talking about.

[@TuhinGoswami]

The best Indian stand up comic. Undoubtedly.

[@PinPundri]

Abhishek- Bhaiya pack kar Dena Barbeque nation - Our food is our food none of your food

[@sanchitnarangvines]

Pin Pundri kzbin.info/www/bejne/hKTYh3ZqnpWMeJo

[@SHAONJET]

😂😂😂😂😂

[@vsen7]

Pin Pundri bakwaas picture hit hoker chali gai, lekin log abhi bhi aise dialogs chipka rhe h. Kya Hoga is desh ka.

[@PinPundri]

tejas k Ha toh side Mai voh dekhra hai jiske muuh mai thusre hai

[@jyothichandani7218]

hahahahahahhahahahahaa

[@imtufailahmad]

1:21 Dekho na sir kya hai ye dekho ye 😂😂

[@Deepeshtiwari321]

Who else think these trash jokes aren't trash at all and they actually bring smile on our face😃😃

[@khannsaba2855]

Nobody: Literally nobody: Me: Khichdi wale video me yhi tshirt hai. (my anxiety for no reason)

[@monicasharma766]

Bestest standup comedian ever!! His comic timing yar😂😂❤️😂

[@TechRadicalTv]

I take my friends to barbeque nation to save my money and as well as mere dost bahaut bare bhukkkar hai. And one of the most irritating thing in BBQ They will keep asking you how's the food in every 5 min which annoys me alot. Array Bhai khaane to do pehle

[@asianguyreaction5327]

😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@shashwatsingh5471]

bhai tumne dil ki baat bol di

[@anuradhaaudichya5584]

Exactly yr..... This was pissing me off...

[@maxzbigz7397]

How dare u comment here

[@kumar1400]

Then reply with mouth stuff with food. EVERY SINGLE TIME. Dare them to come back😈

[@rajesh690]

@Abhishek, Your show in Toronto was out of the world...Frankly speaking after 25 minutes I was in a state where my brain could process the joke but cant laugh..no energy left...you are the best.

[@diabolikfreak]

This is what I call a Happy Meal 😂

[@RGRGRG602]

Even your bad jokes and pj's can make someone's day!!! Keep going like this bro 👍😁😁

[@biswajitjena1314]

1:52 Ek thumka laga dete 😂😂😂

[@nehabhardwaj102]

I keep watching ur stand ups again and again. U r amazing. Keep posting more ❤️

[@usrisengupta2533]

Exactly me too! I have watched his stand ups for so many times that i now remember the exact dialogues! 🙈

[@harsharansingh8713]

Bhai theek to hai na? Itna laba hibernation?...come back soon.....we all miss you....

[@gyanendrapandey2510]

Bhai Mara nahi hai vi

[@garvkaushik1962]

He is still doing standups but he posts youtube video only when he thinks it is fit for it.

[@pratiksha9137]

Hey!!!! I came across your videos recently. I have already watched them a hundred of times(kidding , but yeah definately 10 times each ) by now..I FREAKING love your style. I was so excited to watch your show live..as this is a point in my life where I want to laugh the most. To my unfortune, I came to know...that you would not be in India till november..So that only leaves one option for me..to wait for your live show like a mad lover for like 4-5 months. I would request you to pls pls upload as many videos as you can. Pls keep us entertained through youtube.People need you

[@yeahhyouvish]

1:29 what a rare sight! 😓

[@devanshvikram8363]

Vishwadeep Sonawane yeah!

[@nishantsaxena8029]

what rare? i can't find that

[@nikhilkumar-cq9vv]

Nishant Saxena bro he himself laughed ...I guess that's the rare sight

[@Leonaldo10]

What's the big deal in that..?? His jokes are funny...why can't he giggle in between?

[@tilakmehrotra]

@@Leonaldo10 it's rare to see someone break his character...

[@radnyeehambarde4234]

God... Waited for you sooooo long.... ! Your comic timing is incredible. Love u 😍😍😍

[@princemehandiratta6355]

Dude, We need more videos by you on KZbin! You're awesome, brother!

[@MandeepSingh-ut8jy]

Like this video nahi to daant mein keede pad jayenge 😂😂😂

[@unknownface284]

MaNDy SiDhU good one bruh

[@Kshatriya77]

MaNDy SiDhU idhar aana jra ..idhar😂😂😂

[@MandeepSingh-ut8jy]

Saurabh Singh 😂😂

[@arpit7626]

mujhe tere masude bilkul bhi pasand nahi

[@gannugupta4702]

(Sarcastic tone ke saath)daaaannnttt meee keedeeee padd jayengeeee

[@046_mazharalamansari6]

Love💓💓 you bro n your works👏👏 I think u r the bst of all😍😍😍 Waiting for nxt videos 🙌😉😉

[@jk0111]

You call this trash? You made me laugh so hard I had tears in my eyes. 🤣🤣🤣❤️

[@baibaswatanath1261]

When you realise even his trash jokes are better than bollywood comedy movies nowadays.😂

[@ashfaqrahman2795]

He has extends the already funny joke to make it hilarious. Like thumka from the waiter's dance. Best stand up comedian hands down.

[@saumitrajana4404]

BBQNation: Thode se paise me bahut sara khana dete hain. Mujhe pata nai tha waha packkkk nahi kara sakte. 😂😂

[@ihateracistandblackpeople4272]

When his trash jokes are much funnier than ur friend's face.

[@shambhaviranjan9249]

Please upload more videos..love your comic sense

[@A-nony-2811]

Ur way of speaking , the way u connect topics is ABSOLUTELY amazing 👌👌 Love from Pakistan .

[@akashhanvate7782]

abhishek is too gold to give away his full videos this easy .....man this guy is awsome.

[@anirbanchakraborty1464]

1:13 bbq nation main dal kaun kha raha hai be?

[@003swetalipradhan2]

I just love this man 💕.. one of the best stand up comedian

[@ingeniussoul9179]

First stand up comedian jiski hr video Mene at least 5 bar dekhi hogi....love ur videos keep uploading....love ur way of saying....

[@rahulmeenarrr5709]

Mere toooo ♥️🤗

[@potterhead9707]

Thank god u r alive dude.... Its awesome.....

[@anshul4395]

Where are you bro ?? We need more videos from you !!

[@amanjalania9301]

Fact : This is not ur first time here.. 😂

[@akarshrastogi3682]

Your style is original and fantastic. You are getting better by the day. Keep the jokes coming.

[@syedfariduddin8044]

This guy is a genius, man! Loved it man!

[@siddhichandrashekhar1710]

Totally Adorable! 😍

[@bhavikjn1063]

It was not trash. Infact i love it.laughed way hard then any other stand up comedian full 10 min video

[@Anees1O1]

Mn ne kaha agar jhanda neechy na karo to kehene lagy woh daikho rod samait tikke ghusair rahy hn na........ lmfao😂😂

[@lucky_who_]

#abhishek you are the best comedian ...hit 👍 like if you agree

[@NitinSingh-xr7ft]

I agree but I didn't hit like.

[@vsen7]

Lucifer beta tum yaha kya kar rahe ho, narak ka Kaam kon sambhal rha h Aajkal.

[@StockGyan]

Lucifer 👏👍👏👍

[@shivangswain]

Bhai, a gaye likes ke liye bheek maangne?! Aao aao, aur karo chutiyapa, "👍 Hit Like Of You Agree! 👍" ka.

[@lucky_who_]

Shivang P Swain ..aa gya bhai yha herogiri krne ..wrna us layak v nii h

[@nikhilawasthi2597]

"Ek thumka Laga dete"... OMG... Can't stop laughing yaar .. Abhishek you are too good..😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@adityajain6456]

U see.. Even his trash jokes are way better than other comedians' normal jokes😉😉

[@RahulMondal-su9is]

👌👌Nice😘 Ghatiya Comedy😂😂😂😂... Btw Bhut Jldi Aagyi.. Videoo..😂😂.. 1 - 2 saal Ka time or lelete.👍. Daalne m.. 👌😂😂✌️

[@premasatpute1760]

Pls add more videos..i liked your way of talking

[@dr.ruchitaraikar627]

Love all the videos of yours :)) ..you are a amazing comedian !!!

[@revatim9476]

Ha ha after so many days I saw your video on KZbin.... love u 🤩

[@Himanshuyadav-hm3yq]

Make more for ghatiyas

[@anubhavsrivastava2759]

1:35 the time he get serious

[@vivaanjini6104]

Even his trash jokes are very funny Best part- papa jara suno

[@oasishailrhyme]

Bhai U r the best please come up with more videos yaar. Love from Kerala

[@amiitkyt5988]

Best comedian ever watched.....!!!!!😍😍😍😍😍

[@otakurin8800]

Abhishek sir ...please! Upload a video...even for once a month..I miss your stand up comedy😭😭😭😭

[@mukulchauhan3367]

Upmanyu bhai only 6 videos and 1.4M ....aur udhar log 150videos banate h tb 1M hote h iss hisab se 150videos me upmanyu bhai ke 30M subscribers ho sakte h ....missing your standup comedy bhai ....ek video toh upload kr de aur

[@ribhavsethi]

Pagal hai kya?

[@cookwithlovin]

Bhai mera mashoor hogya 😂 chal bhai congrats 😂😂 karta reh mehnat esse hi and bhai ko bhull naa jaio

[@mannelijkewarrior]

No politics...No Vulgarity...Pure Comedy... Abhishek Upmanyu Rocks

[@jeetk5663]

U r such an amazing Person Abhishek !!!! ♥️♥️♥️

[@vinodarya9210]

Abhishek waiting for ur new performance.. U r awesome man hope soon u will b nation wide popular standup actor🤘

[@mohammeddanishpatel6181]

Too good buddy, your sense of humour is just outstanding am also inspired by comedians and try to make laugh the people around me.

[@geetanjalivashisht3776]

It isn't trash at all...u r so hilarious sir..no matter what u say🌸

[@Abhijeetetrx]

Yaar me bhi kaafi dafa BBQ Nation gaya hu aur yeh sab cheeze observe ki hai, but tum inn cheezo ko apne comedy se bohat behatareen andaaz se bayaan karte ho yaar!! Lajawaab ho yaar tum. Hats off Sir!!!!

[@adarshverma1542]

AJ h

[@yaadshehar4803]

Bhai full episode post kro

[@poorvigupta6636]

Superb Abhishek.... Your words... Phrasing... Expressions... Everything perfect.... Keep it up... And upload more videos

[@tarun_sarkar_]

I've never seen as like the way you represent your. thought .. best in the world! ...

[@KamranAli-ke6gf]

Kya bat hy yaar tumahri Sirf saat videos py over a million subscribers.. Yes quality matters.. Hats off to you bro!

[@sidharthnpatiyal7887]

This man never fails to make me laugh and 1 million soon all the best

[@devrajpandey3343]

"Sir dekho na kya hai ye"😀😀😀😀😀😂😂😂🤣🤣🤣 my god I can't stop laughing after listen these words.,.

[@mohdanas4825]

Bhaiii aaap yaar mere paas words nhi hai u r absolutly amazing 💜💜

[@Batman-bu9np]

Only 6 videos on his channel and already 1 million subscribers , now that's great

[@apoorvadewangan7105]

Pj's 😂😂😂😂waiting for more videos!!! Jldi Jldi post kiya kro yrr😂

[@lifesgood4859]

Apoorva Dewangan i just wanted to say hey, to u!

[@fretrifzz]

Subah subah yeh dekh liya, ab toh din boht acha jaayega 😂😂

[@artattack1198]

Ginni- Tell me ur wish. Me- please arrange all videos of Abhishek's shows.

[@eitisingh612]

Abhishek sir u r jz awsum...plz upload more videos

[@sadhanajagadeesan6696]

The Best Stand-up Comedian ❤

[@Gameroncrease]

Am i the only one to like the video before even watching it just because of Abhishek Upmanyu

[@aupmanyu]

pradeep mehta I disliked this before anyone else

[@ishaankapoor1798]

pradeep mehta Bhai pyaar h hmara toh

[@sanket7381]

Abhishek Upmanyu haha Thanks, this was getting too irritating

[@deep1551]

Yeah just you. We all prefer watching before liking 😂😂

[@parultripathi9639]

Itna chhota video ...galat baat h 😭😭😭.....u r my favorite ❤️❤️❤️😍😍😍😍😍.......exam fear reduce karne ke medicine ho aap😘😘😘😘😘😍

[@bubinkaur4638]

Pls upload more. Love to watch u .

[@ecelec6352]

Bhai aur videos dekhni hai....plz jaldi upload na... Btw u r the best

[@TECHASPIRANT]

Video Lectures plz mera video dekho aur channel ko subscribe karo...please

[@arvindsinghrawat7827]

Papon brother..

[@ig_rabbit807]

bhai full video dalo... love u bhai..

[@mukeshsingha3241]

Plz make more videos sir! Love ur performance

[@chinu6825]

Wow

[@TECHASPIRANT]

C B plz mera video dekho aur channel ko subscribe karo...please

[@GoodSoulPossible]

I am sitting on railway station awaiting my train and watching your video and laughing out loud.

[@TECHASPIRANT]

Swapnil Shinde plz mera video dekho aur channel ko subscribe karo...please

[@abhyudya2242]

Bhai wese to puri life ye video dekhe tab b man Nahi bharega but ye dil mange more 🤪😜

[@gamingauthor1334]

Big fan sir.. hasi ruke ni rukti... You r best sir..😂😂