Trashtalk on Lancer (Long Rim): Sunzi

[@MaskofFayt]

Sunzi is basically that part of Jojo where DIO keeps moving Polnareff downstairs to fuck with him

[@joshuawiener5003]

"you may not be stealing the show, but you will be the one pulling the curtain." Is such a raw fucking line

[@noahwestman8080]

You haven't lived until three of your friends disable the last surviving enemy mech and everyone has a point into sunzi so we can create a triangle of sunzi accelerates and watch as this helpless mech is infinitely subjugated to instantaneous movement

[@EmiStAmant]

I know it’s been literally 2 years but this is the most Mirrorsmoke Mercenary shit I’ve ever seen and I need to congratulate that

[@Klngmaker]

This is a certified Mirrorsmoke Classic.

[@madmalkavian3857]

God that feels like the most heinous scenario for the dm as they have to watch this poor npc just get bullied. I kinda hope my players do that.

[@rancidrance875]

Sunzi: *teleports behind you* Sunzi: I'm in danger

[@minibotas9496]

Every time the teleport effect is used for some reason it makes me laugh due to how sudden it is

[@withergamingcxw1137]

Reminder that retrograde minis allows you to make him dlip the bird in each top hand.

[@kingmasterlord]

i floop the pig

[@theapexsurvivor9538]

Amazing!

[@VegaSlides]

Every battle gets 10x more interesting when Sunzi's invited.

[@AzureIV]

I can see a Sunzi standing next to a friendly melee mech (Blackbeard, Atlas, Zheng, etc.), who is cracking their knuckles, while the Sunzi trains its Warp Rifle at an enemy sniper. Then teleports the sniper next to the Sunzi using its traits (Safe Harbor or Blink Anchor), and then the melee mech falls upon them like the vengeful hand of god.

[@kingmasterlord]

that mech better be named Yoink

[@AndrewChumKaser]

Safe harbor only works on allies, just so you know.

[@AzureIV]

@@AndrewChumKaser You are correct. Only Blink Anchor then.

[@SATELLITEDOWN7735]

I love that its literally a hole in space time, THEREFORE its immune to things like damage and effects. But SOMEHOW can still be picked up and carried lol

[@11dragonkid11]

Someone probably quickly figured the problem of an object that can't be interacted by any matter because it just means it will fall into the earth immediately with no way of stopping it.

[@SATELLITEDOWN7735]

@@11dragonkid11 that's the best part lol it technically ISNT a object with mass to even move

[@ikiry0830]

I'm slightly disappointed that my favourite part of the Sunzi didn't get mentioned, that Harrison Armoury STOLE the mech from the Voladore.

[@thatguy2377]

Voladores*

[@opfragile]

@@thatguy2377 no, plural of voladore is voladore. silly

[@thatguy2377]

@@opfragile If this is a joke I'm really sorry for not getting it but Volador(singular) and Voladores(plural) are de terms used in the core book. Which makes sense if they use Spanish as their language (this is suggested in the Sunshi mech flavor text)

[@ballisticm0use72]

Cant wait to make a goblin sunzi mech, attach to the party's zheng, and become the god of the battlefield

[@pretentiousname01]

Recettear call out? Truly a robot of taste.

[@fugitiveunknown7806]

In every game where I play a shady missionary... er mercenary, "Capitalism HO!" will ALWAYS get said at least once.

[@UltimaOmega777]

Capitalism Ho!

[@KaptainSuz]

Holy shit that acceleracers reference hit me out of NOWHERE

[@JrSwifterzz]

didn't expect the underrail blink point being used

[@RyanEdwardsVA]

I love the effort you put into editing touches this time around, with the attention to small sfx and visuals working together just right. Keep it up!

[@VGM00021]

These two latest Lancer vids seem to have a theme, but I can't for quite put my finger on it... Oh yeah. *grabs top hat and cane* ~Stolen tech These frames were made with Stolen tech! Anarchistic hacker collectives Transgalactic nomad traders HA nabbed it from them all! They swear it's their invention Researched to near perfection But who do they think they're kidding? We know they have no idea What they have yoinked and copied Fundamental forces to bend and claim! *aside* When the lab blows up Somebody else will take the blame! Because! It! Is! Stolen tech! Have no doubt its Stolen tech! What could go wrong? Their leaders ask without worry Oh they'll learn in a hurry! They say it's tried and tested Just to get you invested Once you sign that dotted line! You're the guinea pig, sucker. Stolen tech! Who knows the risks of Stolen tech! Use with caution! *advertising voice* Brought to you by the proud engineers of Harrison Armory!

[@snotenberg7]

When you think overwhelming force, think Harrison Armory!

[@joshuasmyth3115]

" _Mass genocides, fucking with unknown forces incomprehensible by human minds and making hand grenades out of lemons for more than 1000 years!_ " - Harrison Armory

[@Timberdoodle720]

The only thing hotter than our sales are the reactors you will be strapped to on a daily basis

[@theapexsurvivor9538]

​@@Timberdoodle720luckily, we've developed Several ways to make that everyone Else's problem.

[@fugitiveunknown7806]

The utility power of this frame is pretty nice.. you can fling your Drake/Balor/Vlad into the fight, or pull out a Toku/Blackbeard who's over exposed. However, the team up potential with other specific utility powers are REALLY interesting. I don't want to think anout what two Iskanders and a Sunzi could accomplish together.

[@frito1625]

I love the sound design you did for this one. Also, Acceleracers fuck yeah

[@lordilluminati5836]

I spotted a mistake- comp/con says slip allows you to teleport 1 space, but it actually allows you to teleport 2 spaces

[@phoenixjones2569]

...does anyone else realize that there's no range limit on the anchor itself and you could technically teleport someone into a space prison or something?... or you could use it in your main base of operations with a bunch of trained guards and mechs ready to take down any enemies you need to emergency teleport out of there, but also can still use it as an emergency evacuate button?

[@AzureIV]

An unwritten rule is that most battlefields are 50 hexes across at max. Though theoretically battlefields could be any size, and as long as anyone is within "line of sight" of the Sunzi, you can Blink Anchor them.

[@phoenixjones2569]

@@AzureIV This comment is so late I've actually completed my first campaign as a sunzi between now and then

[@AzureIV]

@@phoenixjones2569 Sorry, I'm just rewatching all these episodes and making replies on comments less than a year old.

[@cheesegoblin8850]

@@phoenixjones2569 Lmfao

[@c0smickaiju916]

This is one of my favs for sure. God I love this mech, from the flavour to mechanical flexibilty and capacity for 1000 IQ plays.

[@wormwoodbecomedelphinus4131]

I would like to note: the wording of Distortion means that its a valid teleportation for Sunzi's "Safe Harbor".

[@carolinedavis8339]

I appreciate the Reccetear and Ace Attourney reference lmao

[@rita6355]

I like how it looks like Harrison armory haphazardly put a black hole generator on top of a Napoleon frame

[@shadowpie11o9]

Love the editing

[@onion5391]

one thing i dont get about harrison armorys naming schene is that they are all from our age,whos to say that there wasent a legendary general or combatent in the future we do not know of?,creating a whole new theme andd such would be fun to see

[@11dragonkid11]

You could but then it would be a name that nobody here would care about, names are powerful thing, but only if you build it up to it first.

[@onion5391]

@@11dragonkid11 tru

[@panchoxxlocoxx9638]

Acceleracers reference? Unbelievable

[@pxppetrot]

The undrrail refrences!!

[@WisKy64VT]

Liked for the acceleracers reference ;P

[@saschahein6332]

Could a Striker/Supporter-Mix of Sunzi and Mourning Cloak be viable? All the teleports!

[@Breastfed_Aioli]

nice underrail reference

[@410adelson]

Also noticed that. Thanks Dude.

[@spartanblast9189]

You actually involved the Acceleracers theme?? Were you too a childhood fanatic for Hot Wheels racing against killer robots in other dimensions?

[@CrossBorderNerds]

The passive for Reality Carver doesn't state the character needs to fit. It states "as long as the character can safely stand in that space". Meaning no occupied space, or dangerous terrain. If the character had to fit (size 1/2), that would be extremely limiting.

[@11dragonkid11]

I'm pretty sure I'm not saying that the teleported character has to fit *inside* the hole in reality, I mean the character has to fit at any space besides the anchor in which as long as there's no obstructions, it's fine.

[@SkarmoryThePG]

What IS that intro from?

[@11dragonkid11]

X-Men, something future past I think

[@FarremShamist]

Can anyone tell me what movie the first clip is from?

[@sennahdynt]

X-Man Days of Future Past

[@alexhardiek5992]

What was that first clip from?

[@11dragonkid11]

X Men Days of Future Past

[@pyron3rd490]

You're not using the instant transmission sound for teleporting anymore? Disappointing lol.

[@SweatyDynamite]

Dumb question, what moive/show was used for the opening?

[@SigmaUrash]

X-Men: Days of Future Past

[@SweatyDynamite]

@@SigmaUrash Explains why I don't recognize it xD

[@sirderik]

Give iskander Accelerator

[@thomasscroggs3080]

What's the video clip at the beginning of this video?

[@MrCutthroatish]

can you find a better text to speech program pls, I love your writing tho god bless, bless up, mask up, stay safe.

[@zxamostheseer697]

What movie is the clip from the beginning from?