Connor Used to be a Lifeguard

[@JCSaxonVT]

You really see the worst of parenting when you're a lifeguard

[@camillevaillancourt8789]

Its quite sad, I always feel bad for those kids.

[@perilousloki4712]

And the dumbest kids. My parents kept warning me not to run in the pool but my child mind was like "why would I walk when I could just get there faster by running" Everytime I ran they'd scold me but I didn't understand until I finally slipped and cracked my skull. Almost died from that incident and woke up a week later. Never ran at the pool ever since.

[@lyle_marie_ceniza]

That parent that connor was talking about is one of the worst.

[@riyank5238]

@@perilousloki4712 oof.. One incident can change everything

[@billnill6344]

Yep 100% agree I have had some really shit people when lifeguarding

[@irem8513]

At this point, it feels like Connor has lived the most random 25 years.

[@awahawah1790]

Youngest boomer ever. Combination of “back in my days” and Pandora’s box

[@adewilliam9047]

not as random as ladybeard's lol

[@xKuukkelix]

It just makes me think how little I have done

[@xidjav1836]

This man be doing all the sidequests

[@sorakey4005]

he's gonna has alot of story to tell to his child

[@ronaldvexdian2182]

Connor was the actual lifeguard that helped Spongebob and Patrick return from Shell City.

[@kevindagoat2081]

LMAO

[@daissa8722]

Connor is David Hasselhoff!?

[@ahmedhany8339]

That was Hasselhoff my man

[@karlbischof2807]

@@daissa8722 no, he is Patrick

[@thisispatrick9533]

@@karlbischof2807 indeed

[@kamransidhu3814]

Connors bizarre stories sound like those random filler episodes at this point

[@CorruptNeo]

lol

[@lyle_marie_ceniza]

True........😂.

[@ididntaskverified3663]

Lol

[@melissafonteny5538]

pool episode is cool but where is the beach episode ? it's not filler if there is not a beach episode this is the law

[@BLU3D4Y]

And him wearing JoJo Bizarre Adventure T-shirt is making even better

[@realkingofantarctica]

When you call the lifeguard but instead a gorilla starts swimming after your drowning son.

[@DelinquentDJ]

the joke went over my head and I thought this was a Harambe reference

[@bunnyrabbitlives]

🤣😂🤣

[@lyle_marie_ceniza]

😂😂😂😂

[@nafslee]

Monke swim

[@somedude2468]

@DelinquentDJ pain peko or something like that

[@deveshsinghal5937]

*Pool Staff* : Connor, you are not experienced enough *Also Pool staff* : _Puts him in shifts where people have more chance to drown_

[@eddyboiiiy6109]

Hey gotta grind dat exp bonus level✨

[@MoistCrumpet]

I suppose they wanted to throw him in the deep end to train him more quickly. A lot of companies like doing that.

[@warpatato]

@@MoistCrumpet Idk man. When the job involves people potentially dying, that seems like a bad idea

[@littlemisspipebomb4723]

@@warpatato presumably he's paired with someone more experienced

[@zangetsuhq]

She deadass tried to get conner fired because she's an irresponsible parent.

[@lodevijk]

Some people don't deserve to live

[@ssfbob456]

@@lodevijk or at least breed

[@giloguy101]

you know what the worst part is? If her kid did drown, she would blame the life guards for letting it happen rather than actually teach her child to fucking swim! you can't win with these people

[@RaeBordz27]

Karen: "I dont want him to feel like his the weird one, the one who cant swim." Also Karen: *Didnt teaches her child how to freaking swim*

[@devdrishya513]

Typical Karen: Does not want her children to look weird but also does not want to take responsibility and yell and complain about the things for which she is the one responsible.

[@stefum2709]

Typical karen xd

[@sleverlight]

Nice Zack profile

[@illmikumikuyou3661]

I like your pfp B)

[@derncii]

Teach*

[@levimeowckermann]

Finally, the BEACH EPISODE OF CONNOR'S BIZZARE ADVENTURE

[@camillevaillancourt8789]

I've been a lifeguard for 4 years, at a waterpark then city pools. Connor, please tell me you or your headguard eventually had these birthday kids do a swim test before they go play and Put lifejackets on the ones who failed. Also I agree that lifeguards do get a lot of neglectful parents who think of us as glorified babysitters and sometimes parents don't even bring their own swimsuit.

[@bravo9899]

Seriously what is going through these parents minds!! No arm bands and close parental supervision.

[@lyle_marie_ceniza]

That is crazy!!!!!

[@Gandalfthefabulous]

Yeah here in the Netherlands whenever you go with an organisation to a pool you're not allowed to swim if you don't have a certificate. If you go on your own I don't know actually, but I think like 90% of our children get swimminglessons anyway. It amazes me a government wouldn't do anything about this if this was happening at such a regular interval as connor was talking about

[@nayeemhaider8367]

@@Gandalfthefabulous Its amazing how people in some countries can actually count on their governments to look after them. In my country we basically accept that whoever comes to power in a given election doesnt give a shit and is probably there only to make some cash off bribes and taxes. Oh and the power too

[@RexZShadow]

I remember one summer in grade school my parent made me get swimming lessons and I got really into swimming. So I have my lesson, we get lunch, and then go to the free swim afterwards. There like you had to take a swimming test to swim in the deep pool which I always go because way less people.

[@BrasorWind]

I swear it, Connor is like Homer Simpson. It has either worked in every imaginable job or has been in every random situation that the plot requires.

[@cuni8634]

Hopefully he doesn't reach the almost completely bald phase for a while

[@antonywmduma]

Connors CV must be immaculate at this point

[@irlToon]

I will never understand not getting hired due to lack of experience, when that's the point of me applying for the job

[@dyshie570]

It can depend on the circumstances but you don't want a surgeon who never had any experience to do surgery on you now, do ya?

[@tacticaltoad1104]

@@dyshie570 well they have to starte somewhere

[@lyle_marie_ceniza]

@@tacticaltoad1104 true true

[@dyshie570]

@@tacticaltoad1104 agreed

[@Sai4651]

@@dyshie570 That's a different situation, also they have the residency system in place so that you get a ton of supervision and learning experience before you're in that situation.

[@saintuspablos1115]

As a fellow LG, I also understand the struggles of kids repeatedly putting themselves in danger of drowning and Karen’s denying their kids can’t swim

[@scottwpilgrim]

I was the one who beat the lifeguard to the kid and the mum threatened to sue me until the lifeguard and his boss kicked them off the beach. Then I had a beer and a hotdog on a stick. What a great night. 😂😂😂

[@dorcat2867]

@@scottwpilgrimShe tried to sue you for saving her kid?!! It’s like that bit in the Incredibles where the guy sued Mr Incredible for saving him from unaliving himself, I would love to know what was going through her mind at that point

[@macawweb2211]

Trash Taste: Beach OVA

[@ebindelgado9660]

You mean the beach episode

[@SeikiRikodou]

Cannur's Bizarre Adventure: Beach/Water episode

[@freddieprado1159]

Connors Bizarre Adventure Beach Arc.

[@carlneoh5843]

Cannur's Bizarre Adventure: Stone Ocean

[@ltsf]

Lmao

[@waunton]

Cannur's Bizarre Adventure: Chlorine Water Becomes Brown

[@TheyCallMeDio]

@@freddieprado1159 last time we got a beach arc in JoJo, a guy woke up with 4 balls

[@sunnyshy4242]

Being a lifeguard makes you realize some people shouldn’t be parents and kids are extremely dumb

[@Robespierre-lI]

That's not difficult to learn in general. Of course kids are stupid. I mean ... That's kinda obvious no? Lol As for parents ... Well, we invented contraception for good reasons. Not all straight people know what's good for them.

[@BattyWanderer]

Connor is only 24 yet he's done so fucking much

[@marikomikia4272]

me a dropout at home: 👁️👄👁️

[@tantanryuryo5716]

@@marikomikia4272 do you do work? If yes, what do you do? It's ok if it's not specific, I'm just really curious how you people survive

[@marikomikia4272]

@@tantanryuryo5716 well I'm a dropout for medical reasons and bills to pay (was in a medical course, very ironic indeed), but I'm planning to do a different course with not much stress (compared to medicine ehem). Not working yet (parents won't allow me). It's okay, I'm fine with the questions. ✨

[@StarboyXL9]

That's the power of being an attractive individual with overconfidence. Life just comes to you and offers you opportunities.

[@youraveragepasser-by7367]

@@StarboyXL9 let's not forget him having a really cool voice which allowed him to start his career in VA and KZbin. He wouldn't be where he is today if he didn't start that

[@the_all_watching]

Connor is a great lifeguard. And that’s coming from a guy who’s family contains five life guards.

[@Kugathalord22]

Dude your family is so cool!

[@anonymouspumpkin8296]

Agreed! I'm the third person in my family to be a lifeguard and it sounds like he handled the situation really well

[@StarboyXL9]

@@anonymouspumpkin8296 Is there some lifeguard nobility I wasn't informed about? When you come of age do you have a ceremony where your parent hands you a board and sprinkles water on your head?

[@elman5395]

A chess pro, a Modern warfare pro, his school was a fight club and a lifeguard. A real interesting life of Connor.

[@Kotoamatsukami6910]

I love Conner's no bullshit policy

[@tsumichama]

**Kid drowns once** Kid's parent: You're doing amazing sweetie! Just keep doing it until you don't drown anymore!

[@alfonsobiggers2452]

90s parenting in a nutshell...

[@starman6468]

Teaching them the spartan way.

[@84C4]

"Looking good in front of my friends is more important than my kid's life, so please fire this man."

[@gamerboy7962]

Connor: "We're going to the beach! It's the beach episode!" Ironmouse/Joey: "This isn't the beach, this is the bathtub!"

[@mokongthe3856]

Lol is that a gura reference

[@ScoobyxDooby]

I used to be a lifeguard too, jumped in cause I thought a guy was drowning and unconscious. Man popped up and claimed to “be resting”

[@ScoobyxDooby]

Scariest moment of my life too, I was shaking afterwards cause I thought I had to save someone’s life

[@sammiesauls8365]

Fragile ass masculinity I literally had cousins almost drown just because they didn’t wasn’t to ask for help because it made them “look weak” even my grown ass uncle almost drowned because of that it’s not your fault you did your job.

[@KAIT00000]

NAH BRO THAT THUMBNAIL 😭😭😭😭😭 GIVE THIS MAN A RAISE

[@Ben-fp9jq]

the dislike is from the mom that got embarrassed in front of her friends

[@jesseandjames2942]

I can alraedy picture conners anoyed face when he has to rescue the same kid like three times

[@randomrio7935]

Being a lifeguard is like a power move over Karens because its like "I control your child's life at this pool, try and get me fired I dare you"

[@devdrishya513]

That is such bad parenting. Even after turning 21 and I know how to swim, my parents always make sure and ask "You know how to swim?" and I would tell yes and they would tell "Don't go near deep ends".

[@RubyRoks]

I'm waiting for the "Connor used to be an Anime Protagonist™" clip

[@StarboyXL9]

He honestly is starting to sound like one kek

[@starorcarina8525]

With Connor’s luscious voice, of course I’ll definitely resuscitate from unconsciousness

[@phlaryx7145]

Of course he was. Is there anything he hasn’t done?

[@bravo9899]

No but really, Connor has a point. I would be pissed at the parents too😠

[@Kenjaku508]

Connor's life is like when we tap shuffle on our playlist

[@amf1435]

Mudan throwing some major shade there at the end :D

[@TheCreepypro]

really sad that a parent would put their reputation over their child's safety

[@jacklim555]

As someone whom frequently deals with kids, I can feel Connor. Some parents need to sit down think over.

[@AquaticSwordsmanMovi]

As a lifeguard, I can relate to 100% of this clip

[@erikholmysti]

Hey I love trash taste!!! You’ve really helped me, recently, being a super great source for anime and manga and all sorts of stuff exposed to me! I’m even getting back into reading One Piece, and getting into Demon Slayer; and get in on using Shonen Jump iPhone subscription! Really just happy to be involved in anime and manga again; and your show makes the industry seem inviting , even if you don’t know everything about current anime

[@sanuku535]

3:20 Its a pontoon bridge *Military experts.* *Oh yeeeh*

[@beepboop7748]

Still waiting on that inflated pool special. I mean they went back to the UK recently right?

[@lionxargonout8347]

You can tell in Joey's reaction that he really wants the wipeout special 😂

[@KafeiCafe]

On this episode of : CONNORS BIZZARE ADVENTURE

[@annelieseo3401]

As a head lifeguard, and 4 years in, I 100% agree with everything Connor is saying😅

[@Cpach27]

So I've had a surprising amount of friends/coworkers that were lifeguards. Funny thing is is that most of them dont look the part. Such as one of them is super short so I can only imagine her struggling to save a kid. But yeah, they told me their experiences and its seems like nothing much happens. Its just alot of supervising, blowing whistles, warning kids/parents, looking after dumb kids, cleaning and then for the ones that worked at waterparks. They had to move station to station every 5-15 minutes. If anything, alot nasty stuff happens

[@paulabarra5431]

😂😂😂” you know which kids are going to drawn right before they walk in” 😂😂😂 That is a very helpful skill for the future when you have your own 😅

[@faizfuad8361]

Connor really is Sakamoto irl

[@christiankim6864]

Tldr, Connor sabotaged a woman’s plan to collect her child’s life insurance by saving his life multiple times

[@Polobeta]

This man can do anything

[@emma_nutella58]

Connor out there living the anime protagonist life

[@universiTy_YT_]

Such a scenario is pretty much impossible here in Germany, because in grade 3, learning how to swim is mandatory

[@dduong2269]

lol you can feel just how salty Connor still is about that karen mum when he grabs the mic and leans forward to STARE at the camera

[@raphaelpulmano2212]

6:08 Boys (nearly) in sync again.

[@saqlainhyder5412]

I use to work in various schools and daycares, but I changed career paths. It wasn't because the children were too difficult to handle... it was the parents I couldn't stand!

[@weebtrashtvt6657]

Love the editor ar the end who put the baby pools🤣

[@lyle_marie_ceniza]

A Trash taste special for the wipe out float. That would be an awesome episode to watch.

[@saltyfish9617]

No wonder Connor hates kids so much

[@joedorben3504]

Are swim tests not a thing in the UK? I remember getting really annoyed as a kid b/c anytime I wanted to do anything at a waterpark or public swimming pool where I'd potentially be exposed to even chest deep water I would have to do at least one or two swim tests and get these wrist bracelet things. It's not bad at all of course and only really takes a few minutes at most, but as a kid you're just so eager and anxious to go have fun as soon as humanly possible and it would just feel like a speedbump,

[@March1534]

I think they do that now. Where I’m from all 8-9 year olds go to swimming lessons with their schools once a week

[@joedorben3504]

@@March1534 swim lessons are one thing, swim tests are like where at a swimming pool every kid has to swim across the width of a pool and back in front of a lifeguard (or something similar) to show that they know how to swim, and then they get 'approved' with a little wristband thing. If a kid doesn't have the wristband then the lifeguards won't allow them to go in the pool or on the inflatable obstacle course things at all

[@March1534]

@@joedorben3504 oh I’m not sure but it should be compulsory in the uk

[@greganator111]

@@joedorben3504 at least here in Canada that didn’t exist, mostly everyone had classes from school that you always go swimming and lessons are very common. So everyone is assumed to have swimming experience or common sense. When I went to the US on a class trip when I was a school kid and we went to a pool we all thought it was really weird to have to do swimming tests,

[@malik.1688]

I think swim tests are mostly an American thing! Here in Germany we dont have them either, but when I went to the US for an exchange year they made me, a wholeass 15 y/o, take one. I mean fair enough bc even at that age there are people who can't swim as not everyone gets taught how to, but I almost failed it bc they didnt allow me to do breast strokes? Even though thats the safest/ most navigatable swimming style and I for the life of me can't do freestyle hdhwjwkwlw. They really forced me to do free style and back stroke and I'm very shit at those so they really thought i couldn't swim it was a time.

[@mitraj7763]

I'm really glad Connor talked to the mom in front of the other parents

[@manutech156]

That last picture at the end! 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 Mudan get's it

[@sanuku535]

5:48 *Beautifull Joey, beautifull.* 7:04 Connor the shaggy

[@Rscreen]

But...wipe out is already on water

[@luarte5160]

WHEN YOU FUCKING SEE IT

[@weebtrashtvt6657]

Wipe out course: Trash Taste special

[@freddieprado1159]

This Beach arc must have been really good. Easy S tier season.

[@geeteshm4858]

2:28 Garnt is having flashbacks to cycling episode where he was going to die metaphorically, like "not physical exercise again...that's not why I started a youtube channel"

[@Rocky-ul5mi]

"I didn't want him to look like the wierd one" My mom would buy me the ugliest thickest jackets for school just to make sure i didn't get sick.

[@RealSafeMode]

They better do that special

[@Evelyn_is_Evil]

Conner saying “aw fuck I gotta get in” hits the nail right on the head what goes through a lifeguards head when someone is drowning

[@sanuku535]

2:16 *Tch tcu tcy* It's ball jugling. *Tcy tct tcy*

[@CapzzThe1st]

Connor has the funniest stories

[@WastelandrZyria]

Garnt: Doesnt this look amazing?! Me on mobile, who can’t see past the recommended video: 👁👄👁

[@kylleaguilon1601]

cant wait for that trash taste special

[@SanaTT]

0:26 as a person who lived next to the water all my life and still can't swim...... this is a personal attack 😂😂😂😂😂

[@jumperwilli7770]

I learned how to swim by watching too much Star Wars The Phantom Menace

[@aikajennystream7931]

Connor: "We already know who will f.ing drown as soon as they walk in." I can 100% enhance that statement XD

[@Itookabathinibiza5624]

I didn’t understand what they were screaming at the end but I guess Mudan didn’t either now that looking closer.

[@crazyscarecrow8136]

Connor singlehandedly stopped anyone from dying in a pool that year

[@az-yugen]

of course its Connor

[@soulcross]

This is Connor’s anime and we’re all just living in it…

[@animorypiano]

At this point it's more like: What hasn't he done yet ? XD. And I am sure there was a manga/anime where the protag's problem solving skills resulted from the countless part-time jobs he did - I just cannot remember which one it was. Maybe there was no such thing But, if not.... you know who you ask for inspiration to turn it into reality.

[@thebisayaweabo9933]

Golden boy

[@animorypiano]

@@thebisayaweabo9933 Didn't think of that one, but fits nevertheless XD

[@marknut9741]

Hayate the Combat Butler.

[@animorypiano]

@@marknut9741 It probably was what I was thinking about - my memory is so vague about that XD. At least it had those ridiculous explanations for skills if I remember it correctly. Others: "How can you do XYZ at such an inhuman level, it's impossible ?" Protag: "Yeah, I had this job in the past, you know..." Others (in their head): "That makes no sense !"

[@Garrus1995]

I’m always envious of people who actually have cool stories to tell. I’ve live a very boring life and any stories I have would be lies.

[@sussybakamogus]

lol the pictures at the end im surprised nobody notice that

[@Egaplant]

i love joey's silent laugh at 4:50

[@xaviersaavedra7442]

Joey just say macas like a regular Aussie

[@estnukemz2934]

4:48best moment

[@comixproviderftw_02]

Connor is just flexing on what his life is.

[@apigeon9884]

I like the pictures Mudan inserted in the end :')

[@kaptainriflebeard5980]

You got 2 choices, jump in and save them or poke them with a pole. Best lifeguard ever

[@pluanant]

"I don't want he feel." than the answer....

[@draculadraculorium4161]

new trash taste special with iflatable wipe out course coming soon, and oooooooh booy we are waiting for it

[@VF0312]

I always sit down grabs a bag of chips because its story time with Connors bizarre adventures.

[@KITSUNE142]

Ah, a new episode of "Connor's bizarre adventures"

[@DataRew]

LOL "Kids know they're scared of heights." My little sister literally jumped from a tree swearing she could fly after I had been telling her for like 10 minutes that she couldn't. She was around 9-10 at this time too!

[@Chidderationss]

6:06 Connor "enters" this child's mum

[@vvan3711]

Pool special in UK when?

[@TheJuggerknaught]

A cod champion, a chess prodigy, a lifeguard, Connor is on his way to being a man of many talents like Johnny Sins

[@Pokegirl3515]

At this point I've lost count of the weird shit Conner does

[@rosyyae]

2:14 one of those things almost broke my neck and i still have issues to this day. (its because it was like 4 meters tall)