an honest orwellian future - Misfits Podcast

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00:00:00 - intros
00:02:49 - sorry for conciousness
00:05:43 - gaslighting people as a group
00:10:25 - spiders for your earholes
00:14:26 - sexpos sound gross
00:17:07 - what if everyone was honest
00:25:01 - Tobi's side hustle
00:27:13 - we've lost the plot where is it
00:35:30 - spying on the masses
00:41:52 - Fitz goes to America
00:46:36 - NZ PM advises against sex with covid patients
00:49:44 - Jeff Bezos wants to be immortal
00:55:14 - Singapore's Cyberpunk robots
00:59:18 - Australia's FPU
01:01:47 - Jagex reverses decision on Runelite HD
01:07:11 - outros

[@HBJango]

Five stars: Swagger tells a story he told 2 years ago and Fitz has the exact same response. This podcast has consistency.

[@makii4772]

theyre trapped in a loop

[@slendji3940]

They did the same thing in the next episode with swaggers crackers and mustard while high story

[@rosalynnestone6951]

Oh god they're slowly becoming the Goons.

[@HereComesWheely]

​@@rosalynnestone6951"Do old women still produce milk?"

[@jnnelly]

Five stars: this podcast helps me ignore the cougars as I clean pools instead of cleaning pipes

[@lolk4530]

I guess Cougars are better than Goombas

[@lj6284]

@@lolk4530 no no, cougars are rad

[@its_just_me6474]

If you can’t see them they can’t see you

[@leokinchin3348]

Five stars: I'm listening to this cuddled up in my blankie and with my teddies, baked as hell

[@JFromLA99]

Can i be your blankie?

[@leokinchin3348]

@@JFromLA99 sure 😘

[@MrDSimba]

I’m just looking forward to BF2042. Hopefully it’ll bring Fitz back to content production!

[@oneshot297]

can i be your teddies 😩

[@jay_2933]

The only way to listen brother, much love.🍃🙏👍👽

[@T_Brown_1738]

Five Stars: I have officially dropped out of school to pursue my destiny of being a swaggersouls fan page.

[@cjp3033]

The Jim Carrey movie (Liar Liar) is about a habitual liar that is forced to speak the truth for 24 hours after his son wishes for it. The Ricky Gervais movie (The Invention of Lying) is about everyone telling the truth until one guy discovers he can lie.

[@dakotastaton9874]

When swagger said "I'm sorry about being conscious..." My jaw dropped and I fucking feel that dude.

[@saleh9163]

Five stars: you should do a podcast and call it the misfits podcast it would be fucking sick

[@bigfarts1293]

I have recently moved over 1,000 miles away from my home for college. It has recently been really hard and I have been getting more and more homesick. Your guy’s podcast and videos have been a constant in my life and I know I can always come back to you. Thank you for helping me out. We pimp chimpin

[@boomrangyt]

Hope you've settled by now We pimp chimpin

[@bigfarts1293]

@@boomrangyt I definitely am! Thank you!!

[@bigmanbarrett6943]

Just came back from the most painfull race of my life, came 4th out of 100. This podcast is the only string keeping me from being sucked to the realm of death as my lungs collapse.

[@JFromLA99]

I just took the fatest dabs ever and i relate to this☝️

[@Foshogi]

@@JFromLA99 i just took the fatest shit ever and also can relate to this ☝️

[@TritaniumYT]

@@Foshogi i just crapped the biggest log, i can relate to this 👆

[@cjp3033]

Tight

[@JFromLA99]

@@Foshogi 😂😂

[@lolk4530]

Mason sitting in the corner behind swagger is just a vibe

[@brayamlandin3527]

⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐: i usually listen to swaggers inside on humanity while i water my grandmother and walk my fish before my microwave freezes .. love you guys

[@pzndayt4955]

I had 3 of my friends gaslight me for 7 months straight I legit ended up thinking I was crazy and got paranoia

[@joshuatucker5382]

Rated 5 stars: swagger’s voice is top 5 best voices along with Morgan freeman 😎

[@4Isaac]

top 5 black men

[@spicy_lemons1153]

Swagger* knock knock Fitz* who's there Swagger* says nothing and proceeds to stare at the camera silently

[@annahammond9591]

Rated 5 ⭐️s: this podcast got me through my 15 day workers comp, 7 days in Arizona, 2 delayed flights, 4 grams of wax, several edibles about half an ounce of bud. I’ll finish this as I get ready for my first day back at work tomorrow

[@cahles6679]

I have the same experience with swagger's. I missed a whole week of math class when I was on 4th grade because I suffered from a food poisoning. I specifically missed the class about fractions and how to multiply, add, subtract, and divide them. Im not really bothered by it because we can use calculators until I need to take an exam for a good school in my country for college. The exam prohibited the use of calculator and I flunked the math part so hard that I didnt passed the entrance exam because of it. Fast forward to now, Im an engineer now and still somewhat somehow dont know how to do the basics of fractions. I can do it instinctively, but consciously i cant still do simple operations.

[@Spadetothebrain]

Rated five stars: this podcast is so entertaining I can ignore the fact that it was definitely not a speed bump I drove on past that school.

[@rjfisher7548]

Five Stars: ive officially shat my pants

[@bobsimmonsyt]

51:40 Literally describing deadpool, minus the healing factor

[@Jaybe8891]

"Prayers flicked" I love swagger lol

[@sethmoyer6514]

Five Stars: This podcast is turning more into The JRE every day

[@HypnoticHavanah]

Five Stars: Currently 5:22 AM listening to this podcast for the third time, good work boys keep it up and good luck to Fitz in America.

[@merlinfae]

your youtube channel is basically my notification to go to your Spotify and play the newer episode

[@aubreyblakely9112]

5 stars: this podcast is the only thing keeping me sane.

[@chaoskayn74]

5 stars: been binge listening to these at work and it's been making the days go by quicker, I love this podcast and I love you guys

[@TheAratine]

Dr. Drew is actually an extremely well educated doctor from what I understand

[@mecamjc04619420]

Five stars : I love when you three are on the podcast I think they’re some of the best. For example the murder story. Please do another improv episode

[@woodster605]

Swagger: someone should play the invisible prank on a child David Dobrik: I am 5 parallel universes ahead of you

[@morleytyack3892]

⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐: Love sitting in the auditorium of my life, nothing makes me feel better. Am i really conscious though? I really need to stop hanging out with that Captain Gaslight fella.

[@azzy6311]

i love the new upload schedule!

[@slutttonybeats7898]

Five Stars: This podcast has thought me so much like Being thankful for sidewalks because they keep me off the streets, Never to leave to a coffee shop that’s 5 minutes away and lost my keys and to retrace my steps 3 times. would definitely recommend

[@denteater3498]

Speaking of psy-ops, the marines and army still use them, we have psi op units that run around with speakers playing very loud, very scary sounds to keep the “enemies” up at night. As of now, I believe they’re still used in training only.

[@AlfieWard-ut3kz]

Five stars: I have just released that I have spent a couple days of my life listening to these guys and you know what not mad

[@isa_31967]

Five stars: I LOVE SWAGERS VOICE HE HELPS ME FALL ASLEEP

[@neumaticexpert7715]

Please have a captain gaslight segment every podcast!

[@Calthecool]

4:44 That reaction was great.

[@lachlanmorrison5768]

Rated 5 stars: why is it that in every thumbnail of the podcast fitz is making the same face.

[@linokuma6559]

Rated 5 stars : this podcast made me less lonely while writing my final essay. (. b •~•)b that Jeff Bezo's thingy is pretty deep but also exposed that he in fact is one of those hedonist. he wants to savour his own wealth without dying

[@gloober4202]

1:02:59 was using this as background audio, tab to this and i thought there was a guy just chilling on the floor behind swagger

[@scattmatt]

Mason brought up good points in this one

[@Laporch]

Misfits should make a Group Ironman on OSRS :o

[@dallinw8592]

i pull up the video and flip my phone over and listen lmao

[@hunterrr9196]

25:22 swaggersouls is gonna use that heat press to make somthing other than t shirts

[@colincormier19]

I stopped listening 50 episodes ago(stopped after 105 consecutive episodes) and glad I came back

[@charliesolly9424]

11:40 swagger a menace to society for that one

[@demekagamine]

Yeah that whole thing cam was on about with just sitting and spectating your life thing I think is called depersonalization and or derealization. Ive been feeling that shit really hard lately tbh.

[@vatwormindustries2767]

i am amazed why IH is not a guest yet

[@CedarNleafer]

2:59 yes it does

[@teeheewarudo3616]

The only way to get acknowledged by them were the five-star reviews, and they took it from us😤

[@psycomanic737]

5 stars: I quit my job to become a viking and bring terror on the open sea

[@dailydoseofdogge3899]

Everyone needs to get together and take one minute of your day and report atleast one of those bots in the comments. With our power combined we can get rid of the cancer

[@kage7658]

Haha on Spotify I already know the next pod

[@luisal3273]

Five Stars: This Bodcast has that Bussy Bussin

[@rian7544]

plz tell me that was a scott pilgrim reference in the open fitz

[@Bubbles-yu7bt]

u guys should to a dress-up ep once and awhile and have different themes each time!

[@saleh9163]

Five stars: my balls hurt so bad

[@zaniverse5481]

Five stars: i’m watching this on my birthday.. hopefully it doesn’t give me cancer

[@BlondinBros]

Rated 5 stars; I got the Tobi cup, and I definitely didn't put a flashlight in it...

[@xarkhamknight1x842]

David Dobrik did the invisible thing with a kid 🤣 Look it up

[@Ducking03]

12:24 lmao gotdam it cam XD

[@matthewbrown9506]

am i the only one who just feels like I'm talking to my friends?

[@maxmccoubrey86]

Five stars: Watching this instead of going to visit my dying grandpa.

[@AkxzL]

Man I'm dead

[@H_Hold]

How is it in GestapoLand?

[@ry-_-ry2510]

ayo last bong rip ran out of weed on a tight month bong rip for the boys before forced tolerance break

[@lemarpazhwak1375]

Now the Spotify users have video too lmao

[@lemarpazhwak1375]

Which is super useful cause it uses less data then YT and loads faster if you have spotty service

[@NovahShark]

Five stars: I can’t buy the jbl speaker because I’m American. But I do know the fear of spiders on my trash can handles because I live where there are black widows, to solve this I squeeze the handles super hard and have killed like 5 spiders that way.

[@GigaChad-ih8si]

five stars: would be an honor to roll a joint with you

[@redstonemonster5769]

Captain gaslight more like captain tsundere

[@jem_girl]

We did that to my younger cousin once, tricked them into thinking they were invisible i cant remember exactly how we did it i think we made her think it worked on my brother than had a photo ready for when she wanted proof and shit idk but she eventually got scared so we had to tell her lmao

[@collinb7156]

Stars rated 5: listen to this at work I do. Hour of every day I do mmmmmm

[@styx._6667]

im gonna order guacamole gamer fart, will update

[@bradstick3505]

37:40 Fitz be lagging

[@KeandreCrash]

Five Stars: take whip its the right way

[@kp2866]

My friend group dose the gaslighting a person as a group but it's known that it's a joke but it always works because the person we do it to she has a history of schizophrenia in her family. She knows it's a joke and we don't carry it on for to long. She finds it funny as well as the who group. Like I almost convinced her that I wasn't really and that I'm just her imagination and the group was just playing along with her to not make her feel bad. That was the best one. And for those who may think it's mean our whole group is mean to eachother it's how we show our love if someone is nice we get abit weirded out🤣🤣🤣

[@elfdog2915]

Rated ten out of ten of five stars, does not endorse the Taliban.

[@FluxAnimations]

Five stars:nineteenth planet question mark?

[@armaansyal]

You guys should get Boy Scout Gatsby on the podcast

[@creeldogga1591]

Am I the only one who doesn't check there shoes for spiders but instead rams there feet as hard as they can into the boot on the off chance of murdering the spider

[@Guille-rz5bk]

I've never seen a JBL sponsorship, but it is a good brand, help capitalism

[@anoniemanoniem6926]

So, Australia?

[@dilancruz3075]

IM EARLY LETS GOOOO!!! Swagger loves the audio listeners

[@myztfy]

Five stars: yes.

[@crackerleo]

its not the beginging

[@seatbelt05]

Hey there boys (and toby), I just got the jab!

[@bubbymonkey8018]

Five stars: I would date toby if she was also into guys, and was avable.

[@rosalynnestone6951]

She's a lesbian. 😀

[@bubbymonkey8018]

@@rosalynnestone6951 i know.

[@orangevok3027]

Five stars: this review reminds me of this review ?

[@Seissmo]

Finished

[@rubeng123444]

Lets get it

[@TRU_Pc]

I now know of 3 people with the birthday of 9/11

[@lewisdooley3345]

thought the dummy in the back with the hat was mason

[@thirsty_gq_4x486]

1st like and comment and watching it when it's litarally just uploaded 🤙🏼

[@Hatmann_]

Still waiting for futz

[@Nifty_Noob]

Being the first 500 and forst 20 to comment is such a pleasure im also at work and ran out of content to watch

[@xxxsaevio]

BASED MISFITS GANG SHIT

[@Ghostie.]

Do I sense a love triangle?

[@rudolphthejingledpeartree698]

Rated 5 stars: seriously when’s Toby gonna let the boys dog her

[@Cherry-ce7im]

420/69 STARS SHOW CURED ME STAGE 4 ALTHEIMERS wait what was i thinking.......

[@alcoholicofthedarkforrest4402]

Five stars: came all over my Dab rig and heated it up and had a cummy dab

[@zomb5466]

Who is the 2 dislikes?