Ok, you asked for it, here is my list of reasons that its not such a bad thing you cant holiday in the USA at the moment.
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@ianm90184 жыл бұрын
America. Also a place where you can be the world fucken champions of a sport without playing against the rest of the world.
@fiasco3484 жыл бұрын
And if you ever do play the rest of the world, you cheat bigtime..
@jaysongreen42554 жыл бұрын
Fiasco3 Like Lance Armstrong?
@peterschmidt99424 жыл бұрын
Or even be a Universal Champion without even touching another person ;)
@zapkvr4 жыл бұрын
America's cup
@rwags68484 жыл бұрын
Grunthos The Flatulent... it’s found it’s home in NZ.
@DiaSol74 жыл бұрын
🎯 🙋🏽♀️ I am American, and I approve of this message... 🤣😅😭
@aspieotaku35804 жыл бұрын
Same lol the tippings so true lol
@nunyabiz69253 жыл бұрын
Me 2 lol
@f.t.cnation99994 жыл бұрын
To all those pointing out that it was the 11th of September. He didn't get it wrong its a joke pointing out that its pretty much only America that uses that date format month day year. The vast majority of the world uses day month year going from smallest to largest but like always America likes to be difficult.
@zapkvr4 жыл бұрын
That's not correct. UTC is expressed as CCYYMMDDHHMMSS.
@f.t.cnation99994 жыл бұрын
@@zapkvr that is a time format not a date and wile used world wide it is not actually how the majority of people say the time on a daily basis. And again it is in an order largest to smallest
@kymnewman35184 жыл бұрын
that would have been idiot yank sympathisers
@Longtack553 жыл бұрын
And that's "American Exceptionalism" in a nutcase shell.
@johntomasik15552 жыл бұрын
As an American, I find it hilarious he used that date. You'd be surprised how many of us 'Muricans are thick skinned and are already 'Hardened the fuck up".
@enjolras764 жыл бұрын
Omg love it love it. 9/11 took place on the 9th of November!!!! Well done Chopper love this one!
@johayes75294 жыл бұрын
That one was my family's conspiracy theory from day one! LOLOLO.. I just sent it to an American friend, they said he got almost EVERYTHING right, except for the date. Im still laughing .
@blastermaster23834 жыл бұрын
I was wondering how many people picked up on this one.
@michaelhayward75724 жыл бұрын
Lol.
@Lancelot_Jago4 жыл бұрын
Haha! Score Chopper 1. USA appealing but still 0.
@maz1980s4 жыл бұрын
@@johayes7529 so they didn't get the joke. 🤣
@mityatarasov8744 жыл бұрын
As an American, I can confirm this was fuckin spot on. Keep it up, Chopper!
@erikamartinezr22704 жыл бұрын
Note to self: Do not watch Chopper’s videos at night when baby is asleep. I couldn’t wait to watch the video, laughed so loud and woke up the baby.
@isf19844 жыл бұрын
Would say do Russia next but I’m a bit worried a scary black van will pull up outside your and you’ll go missing 😶
@allenjenkins79474 жыл бұрын
The occupants of the van are more likely to be missing.
@maryannegobbin4 жыл бұрын
America starts a war like my drunk friend Macca that is funny 😂
@josh6563 жыл бұрын
American here, excellent summary of Hollywood, DC, and Vegas.
@Mortum_Rex4 жыл бұрын
He's done it again! Onya Chopper! The best all-round description of the joint I've ever heard. Timeless stuff.
@KYM54.4 жыл бұрын
Will stay in Australia chopper! Lol, america needs to think a little more! All cheese chopper!
@haruhisuzumiya66504 жыл бұрын
imagine a USA chopper
@bobbrown86614 жыл бұрын
Tandoori budgie 😂
@saltydog8884 жыл бұрын
Standing with its butt sticking out😂
@roostersbays953 жыл бұрын
@@saltydog888 waitin for an envelope...
@ghowell134 жыл бұрын
I feel attacked. Probably because I'm American, and all of this was true😂 Bang on, and keep the vids coming, Chopper. Can't wait for the next country you roast! Cheers!
@andrewthomas6954 жыл бұрын
It's funny because it is true! You deserve more views. Lots more, Chopper!
@nicenonya34 жыл бұрын
So funny I nearly spit out my cheese curds when you said we never talk about 11/9
@g_regulator16954 жыл бұрын
How does this guy not have more subs.
@NickMurray4 жыл бұрын
These video are the truth the life and the way!
@npg684 жыл бұрын
I'm gonna sit back and wait for all the triggered salt to arc up.
@darrenjray4 жыл бұрын
Love it, including that Die Hard reference like it was real. 😂
@RayLong4 жыл бұрын
Guilty. Was literally eating cheese and crackers while watching this...
At least we don't have corona virus like the mainland
@johntomasik15552 жыл бұрын
0:26 That was the best laugh I've had in a long time. BTW, I'm an American Vet (unlike these last two lying cowards that got elected for President), and I approve this video!
@diamondmidnightgardener4 жыл бұрын
You nailed it Hopper. I've long thought of the US&A of the world's rich drunk uncle who used to be a full forward / quarter back / local golden-gloves who wakes up with a hangover, a litre of vomit on his crusty errrrr-conquest, a defective pre-frontal cortex, swinging and punching the fuck out of anyone or anything that gets in the way of a greasy breakfast and a cheeky wank.
@anniebooo4 жыл бұрын
Please do the Scandi-fcnk-navians. Thx
@vickidianacoghlan89464 жыл бұрын
Choppers videos are fucking priceless.
@AusLanderJack4 жыл бұрын
I bet all mi mates in The States are gonna love this. Maybe some get a little buthurt, but then again, that is the goal. Well done mate, you did a ripper job. PS to all mi mates in Texas, Australia has bigger states than Texas! (had to add that in there). I hope that one of them does an American version of this with, let's say a Charles Manson type of character, then again, maybe not, idk. But you get the idea! Love it. Cheers.
@stevegraham38174 жыл бұрын
Oz also has cattle stations bigger than Texas.
@sugarnads4 жыл бұрын
I think our smallest state is bigger than texas
@johayes75294 жыл бұрын
I got stuck on a MF 3 days an 5 nights bus trip from Sydney to Perth, with a Texan. That arsehat, nearly ended up like Neville Bartos. Oh everything is f##kin bigger in Tesarse! I thought I was the only povo gronk stupid enough to be on that bus the whole torturous trip. But, fuk nup, the worst AMeRkIn tourist on the planet, and mE!! 35 year's later it still gives me PTSD...Faaarrrkkkkkkk😱💩💩😱😱😱🤮
@snookat4 жыл бұрын
but can you say Wisconsin correctly? and creek?
@AusLanderJack4 жыл бұрын
@@snookat and the sound that dogs make, ruff instead of roof!
@tanyaak93824 жыл бұрын
Im from New Zealand but i love you !! Awesome guy
@andyzhou91473 жыл бұрын
Kia Ora, that dude from 7days
@jackdaniels35073 жыл бұрын
u r talented,,, very,, and of copy, ability,.,by of comedy....,.... respect my chopper ❤️
@giorgiaxmas4 жыл бұрын
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 Bloody brilliant
@nicholasjohnson35424 жыл бұрын
You forgot to mention that American beer is basically water.
@dawnbowra93494 жыл бұрын
...and I say...why do we need dfat when we have your timely reports...🤘🏼😬😎
@deborahwatson24323 жыл бұрын
Omg! Love it!! ❤️🤣
@markporter97384 жыл бұрын
"Tandoori budgie" classic!
@NaseerAhmad-vp8qg4 жыл бұрын
IVE LOVED YOU SINCE DAY FUCKIN 1....YOU ARE A FUCK N LEGEND, AND AN AUSSIE HOMEGROWN ICON.
@simonlambe83474 жыл бұрын
Another fucking hilarious video 😀😀😀
@adambennett2737 Жыл бұрын
My mother puts salt on everything instead of cheese.
@5ertified4 жыл бұрын
God, tick, Guns, tick with a Country music backing track. Nailed it.
@avivabillington55143 жыл бұрын
LOL, I agree with the travel ban from America 100% after hearing that too!! 😂🤣
@TheAl62443 жыл бұрын
Trump 2024
@tribunal33164 жыл бұрын
Brilliant “tandoori coloured budgie with a mirror saying it’s own name”. Full on brilliant but please correct the date for 9-11. 9 September not 9 November 2001 although I take it that’s Chopper’s slap at yanks getting the month and day around the wrong way!!! Cheers mate!
@Shaunotto4 жыл бұрын
It’s clearly apart of the act
@horikale61184 жыл бұрын
r/woooosh
@adammeyer66503 жыл бұрын
Some things here are a typical non-American point of view, but damn this video was hilarious, and generally spot-on 😁
@damfadd4 жыл бұрын
Charlie Sheen ha
@nicenonya34 жыл бұрын
I'm pretty sure the French were in Vietnam long before we needed to test our new weapons
@rwags68484 жыл бұрын
John Walker... but they left decent food...not Agent Orange (a continuing theme).
@australiantruckspotting88832 жыл бұрын
America has some of the most incredible national parks in the world but fuck that, let’s just get munted in Las Vegas 😂
@harryd97824 жыл бұрын
This is the funniest shit I've seen in a long time - because it's true.
@youmenoww3 жыл бұрын
bloody hilarious and absolutely true
@vannjunkin80414 жыл бұрын
I giggled like a sick clown great job..🇺🇸 we're all living in America 🎶🎵🇺🇸
@anthonycamilleri44434 жыл бұрын
Brilliant mate,always loved your work,keep it up!👍👌
@goran20094 жыл бұрын
I miss America, best 6 weeks Holliday ever.. Mmmmmmm White Castle 🍔 in Las Vegas !!!! 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭
@RogueBoyScout4 жыл бұрын
My favourite part about my Holiday in The U.s.? Mexico. Sorry, but it's true. The U.S. is OK, but lately they have just all lost the plot a little bit. Bit to be fair, it was going to happen sooner or later in a country that places individual freedoms co-operation. But bless 'am, they love us, and we love them, in that "weird cousin who shoots birds with his air rifle" way...
@coentrov4 жыл бұрын
Amazing, your best video so far. 😂😂😂❤️ Ps. just suscribed
@sacha76074 жыл бұрын
Saw chopper in front of the world map; *brain imagining chopper doing a forecast of the world* chopper: I'll give you a forecast of the entire f*ckin world for the next 2 years, it's f*uckin f*ucked lol
@TheDragon1986z134 жыл бұрын
Nice one chopper.. love you work. Dragon says hi
@colleenreihana36684 жыл бұрын
Too fuckn much chop keep it up m8t
@djpomare4 жыл бұрын
Heil the King, Too much Chops! We're level 1 in NZ other than Auckland. I've got my golden ticket for your Wellington show. Fingers crossed, nothing fucks it up.
@vickidianacoghlan89464 жыл бұрын
The yanks don't drive on the right side of the road. LOL.
@Tas-Devil4 жыл бұрын
I always say to Americans, you may drive on the Right side of the road but here in Australia we drive on the Correct side.
@nicenonya34 жыл бұрын
yes we do,you drive on the left
@vickidianacoghlan89464 жыл бұрын
@@nicenonya3 Johnny Yankee Walker your funny. HA HA HA!!!
@captainsman4 жыл бұрын
Chopper to host the next Oscars
@sghworldwide4 жыл бұрын
Bloody Ripper Chopper err !
@mijodo20084 жыл бұрын
Chopper you should have been a Politician, you sound like Donald Trump in his dreams.
@waynemakka13244 жыл бұрын
once when working as an assistant Photographer another photographer mate arrived at the studio after a bit of chat, my boss passed a note, How much does he owe you ? was the question , $1500 the reply. Too easy he said. I asked if he had a good debt collector, they both laughed, my sir name is Reid he said Chopper is my Uncle , they both laughed again.
@batassassin70604 жыл бұрын
For part 6 do UK
@supatimmey7154 жыл бұрын
Fuckin brilliant!
@MegaDavyk3 жыл бұрын
Pretty much nailed it.
@JohnRolyAU4 жыл бұрын
On the 9th of November..... LMAO
@IXtnАй бұрын
Fucken great! But you don't get American dates, how about 9th of September...
@pyfinx4 жыл бұрын
do a canada mate. lolz.
@dclax774 жыл бұрын
Do China Chopper! Tandoori Budgie lol
@sydneyswesternsuburbs57564 жыл бұрын
Chopper & Butterfield & Superwog the best Aussie comedians on KZbin today. We certainly have of our style of comedy and err ---- the rest of you ----!
@janicekrieger19224 жыл бұрын
Sydneys Western Suburbs don’t forget Ozzy Man
@debochch4 жыл бұрын
To add to the list: Mining Boom How to Talk Australians Neel Kolhatkar Rory Lowe Comedy THE BIG LEZ SHOW OFFICIAL Tim Minchin
@sydneyswesternsuburbs57564 жыл бұрын
@@debochchThanks, I like Neel Kolhatkar, know Tim Minchin but will have to check out the others.
@debochch4 жыл бұрын
Watch the series "Bruce" on How to Talk Australian. Absolutely brutally grim comedy. Pure gold.
@sydneyswesternsuburbs57564 жыл бұрын
@@debochch Just watched season 1, pissed myself laughing.
@incomingshell32684 жыл бұрын
It's 11th of September Uncle Chop Chop, Not 9th of Movember...... Lucky your not real good with numbers, I bet that's why you didn't get an invite to Neville's Bartos 50th....He missed your Birthday Surprise....Errrrr fucking booom.😂
@johayes75294 жыл бұрын
Best review ever! 😂😂😂🤘🦄
@kiffaj99824 жыл бұрын
Not bad chops,didn't even mind the qld jokes,pretty close actually. That's why we're overrun with southerners. Ha ha. Queenslander.
@paulredinger58307 ай бұрын
I’m amazed how many people comment about a country they’ve NEVER BEEN TO.
@ozsuncoast4 жыл бұрын
Thanks Chopper - you got USA right - very funny mate - just subscribed.
@grantmiller65704 жыл бұрын
Keep it real dude, rock on. Finally found a YT channel that's worth watching.
@algernoncalydon34303 жыл бұрын
Tipping. Absolutely confuses Aussies. Why, well they have to math. 20 percent of the 50 dollar meal is, uh, uh, uh. I don't know mate.
@benjaminshiels18244 жыл бұрын
Fuk'n Classic. Best Chopper vid yet!
@peterschmidt99424 жыл бұрын
And the country still using stupid imperial measurements. Any smart country converted to metric in the 60's. Not the US, pass me a 3/4 5/8 9/11 wrench son. I'm just going to cut this piece of wood at 8 & 3/64th inches. I just walked 4 & 9/32 miles. He's just thrown the ball down to the 22 yard line. Who's fucking yard did they measure and was it the front or back yard?
@winonamika48913 жыл бұрын
You, sir, are a National Treasure as an impersonator, right alongside the original Chopper I Will Remember You! I lived in your fair country for about 2 years, just after Chopper was released from prison. Bad boy he may have been, but there's not a funnier fucker walking the Earth today. Thank you for some great memories! Do plan in American tour once this CovID10T bullshit is over with. We would love to see you down in Alabama and Florida!
@ufargarnidgit19274 жыл бұрын
Geez Chop, if you had a dollar for everyone who thought you got your dates wrong, you'd have more money than Trump's paid in taxes.... EVER!!!!
@peterstone1724 жыл бұрын
I liked this guy's clips until this one. I take offense to all this anti American talk. Ok, here is the alternative: America does not intervene and allows genocides etc. A bit like walking past a woman being bashed on the street. The standard you accept and walk past is the world you live in. The Americans I know are friendly, big hearted respectful people. The USA did not give us Coronavirus, China did. Make a video about China?
@dmkappa623 жыл бұрын
Uncle chop chop. Its 11th of September not 9th of November! Or it was an ironic statement considering the yanks say the date like muppets. If so, good on ya chop
@noone45923 жыл бұрын
My Cali gf when I was 25 mentioned not to go to half of it.... CArjacking was the main crime then on highways. Shoulda married her, her daddy was rich.
@DEATH2thaSTUpid4 жыл бұрын
Absolute gold..thanks Chop👍👍🍺🍺🍻
@michaelparker1204 жыл бұрын
Bloody legend, you said what I think and know 👍👍👍
@cathylegg5304 жыл бұрын
They're just good at movies
@ryansherlock8004 жыл бұрын
On the 9th of November😂🤣I'm fucking done😂🤣😂
@okboomahfromblackrod29394 жыл бұрын
I've a top notch recipe for Tandori Budgie. It involves Tony Abbott and beer and a huge firepit.
@coopsnz14 жыл бұрын
Everything cheaper, USA doesn't have federal sales tax
@ronlibbis71604 жыл бұрын
yes chopper you have the yanks worked out to a T
@ufargarnidgit19274 жыл бұрын
World Coronavirus Champions, daylight to second.
@jennifertheyowiehunter87534 жыл бұрын
Chopper is the ultimate Bernie supporter
@kiwidiesel50714 жыл бұрын
Bravo Heath that was golden cheese globe work there, fukn funny as shit.
@01Mattress4 жыл бұрын
Should do Japan in one of these. The cars and animation alone would provide enough material for a vid 😂
@markhills39224 жыл бұрын
You pretty much summed the place up Chopper..... Cheese, cheese and more fuckn cheese!
@malcolmmathers26903 жыл бұрын
yer the land off miles gallons they even got there own bolt threads i believe the water goes down the drain the wrong way 2 WTF.
@kaiberberich14 жыл бұрын
Love your work - Chopper Heath... First saw the chopper act live years ago - PMSL !! And I reckon Chopper would have been too !!!