Trazyn The Infinite - Here To Steal All Your Stuff (and also you) | Warhammer 40k Lore

[@logbreakr]

Yeah, I get that ham

[@alejandrorivas4585]

Yeah, I get that ham

[@Blossoming_Daylily]

Yeah, I get that ham

[@enderlord3297]

Yeah, I get that ham

[@yeetytheyeti5520]

Yeah, I get that ham

[@Luizguilherme-iz9yl]

Yeah, i get that ham

[@ConfusedGuardsman]

Trazyn: The High Lords don't want you to know this, but the guardsmen at the battlefield are free, you can take them home. I have 5,000 guardsmen at home.

[@TheTransgenderAgenda]

Nice

[@soffren]

Is...Is he just a metaphor for us?

[@CoffeeTablemmm]

Shhh... You aren't suppose to tell people that stuff man. I'm trying to keep it on the down low.

[@lordforg8697]

Same thing with astartes, but they bite so be careful

[@theoverpreparerlamenters3r436]

@@lordforg8697 the blue ones are also very hard to get a hold of.

[@BlackWolf18C]

Indiana Jones: "It belongs in a museum!" Trazyn the Infinite: "So do you!"

[@mogman389]

I mean, in the 40.000 millennium, The Indiana Jones movies are kinda relics tbh XD

[@trazyntheinfinite9895]

I did do that yes.

[@gagetaylor54]

@@trazyntheinfinite9895 oh god, he’s here, oh fuck.

[@nicholascerillo4000]

And the award for “Most Underrated Comment” goes to...

[@philipfergerson628]

Trazyn the infinite, mainly because he stole it.

[@LawnPygmy]

"His vault is like the size of a city." Incorrect! The Solemnace Galleries are actually bigger than the planet they're on, having burrowed through extraspatial dimensions.

[@N3rv3d4m4g3]

holy shit, so its possible he'll never run out of space to put things?

[@AttilaDToth]

@@N3rv3d4m4g3 Nope, he can also just “make” more space/volume. Just takes power and proper maintenance, and it he’s been going to 60 mil years, so it probably keeps self running just fine.

[@TrixyTrixter]

that is awesome and a fact i didnt know so fun hearing about it

[@skoshman1]

Did he steal something that is bigger on the inside?

[@nsgarci8047]

@@skoshman1 I bet he stole the guardsmen planet

[@emgee2807]

I think there's a sidenote in "The Infinite and the Divine" where he literally kidnaps random humans because he wants people to check out his gallery out of boredom.

[@Wulfbaine1]

This part made me laugh so goddam much. Especially because the humans were just screaming out of fear and Trazyn was annoyed they weren't appreciating his gallery

[@powerofthecard8674]

@@Wulfbaine1 I would have a great time there. I love warhammer lore. All I need is water rations and corpse starch.

[@wiiblii8584]

Oh, can I see his gallery! I wanna see that Custodes

[@tequilawhiskey]

@@Wulfbaine1 Behold... ...my stuff.

[@Erik-zh7rk]

@@Wulfbaine1 I’ll have to back and listen to that again, because I missed that part 🤣

[@athatcher9367]

The Blood Ravens find Trazyn’s vault... they break in and steal all his artifacts, while he is simultaneously breaking into their ship (obviously surprised by how little resistance he is finding there) and stealing all their artifacts. Both groups get the same number of things before retreating, this is a semi-regular occurrence.

[@baconator1377]

I fully believe that is possible

[@athatcher9367]

@@baconator1377 they’re just trading stuff with the occasional bit of gunfire

[@lordfelidae4505]

@@athatcher9367 they trade shit while trading bullets.

[@ghazghkullthraka9714]

I prefer that they come across one another in space

[@Become-Eggplant]

I like to think Trazyn thinks of them like how people come to a library to borrow books, except for books its artifacts.

[@conan2096]

"okay so whats he got?" "well hes got a primarch" "wtf" "well get to that later, he has a lot more"

[@FerrousAradicen]

Also in his vault is every dad that ever left for a pack of smokes as well as those sandpaper cigs that Dom never got.

[@odd-ov4gf]

Rip Dominique

[@Lotan_]

If only he could add the Emperor to that collection. It'd be the crowning jewel.

[@zoopdterdoobdter5743]

Left socks, spare keys, all of your screw drivers with the kind of head you actually need...

[@spitandfire]

I knew my dad didnt leave on purpose!

[@joshthehomesteader229]

This is sad enough to be canon

[@justanotheranonymous4381]

In the novel "The Infinite and the Devine" it specifically mentions that Trazyn is the royal archivist. So he is no longer "self proclaimed". That's his actual job.

[@trazyntheinfinite9895]

How could there have ever been any doubt?

[@henrypaleveda7760]

@@trazyntheinfinite9895 there couldn't be, otherwise a prize that rare must be housed in your collection, FOR POSTERITY!

[@lukkaredwolf3534]

He stole the title

[@Knuspermonster]

@@lukkaredwolf3534 The silent King just peaced out of the Galaxy so that Trazyn cant steal his Throne xD

[@AZIONG651]

@@lukkaredwolf3534 Highly underrated comment right here.

[@fence03]

Me: “Mom I want Trazyn.” Mom: “we have Trazyn at home.” Trazyn at home: *British museum*

[@Rasaevire]

Tbf the B.M. still impressive though

[@Emperor_of_all_Badgers]

Trayzn is the guy who would single handedly revive Big E without causing another eye of terror. Just so he could get some of the big E's armor and the golden throne.

[@stingray2223]

ya, you get your god walking again, and I get that, that, that, him, that over there, oh, and this this and also him. Bye

[@thorveim1174]

@@stingray2223 He would take the emperor too... him and his throne are part of the same set!

[@stingray2223]

@@thorveim1174 nooo, Empreror be walking, so he's no part of Golden Throne anymore. Tho it would be funny, if he would take only the Emps in return for making him alive and well))))

[@otterblau5253]

I'm laughing at the mental image of him just walking up, lifting the emperor up off of the throne and setting him to the side, and just dragging the throne away like a free couch left by the dumpsters.

[@krillnyetheshrimpguy6152]

@@anangrylad7214 Just collect the whole inquisition my guy

[@xanderlee51]

Oh, Abbadon's here? Let me just whip out my CUSTODES real quick. I love Trazyn.

[@memes_the_dna_of_the_soul5487]

"I See you Abbadon and raise you a custodies!"

[@Tearakan]

I Choose You, Custodes! Custodes use guardian spear attack!

[@wiccanthropy1956]

@@Tearakan he is on his way to being the best mortalmon tamer in all the galaxy. Mortalmon! Gotta catch em all!!!

[@bonogiamboni4830]

Now i want to see Captain General Kitten face off against Trazyn's Vostroyan Hypercube whatever infinite deck.

[@Bezzdor]

@@Tearakan Ha, you activated my trap card! Blackstone Fortress Annihilation. When the battle seems to not go my way I am allowed to yeet one Blackstone Fortress into a planet before fuck you, I'm a chaos marine

[@MrReich1918]

general grievous: this will make a fine addition to my collection Trazyn: this collectors collection will make a fine addition to mine collection

[@zorokicksass60]

Trazyn: Yo Meatbag! I heard you like your collections. So I took your collection and put you inside my collection, so you can collect your collection while being inside my collection

[@takebacktheholyland9306]

Trazyn looking at grievous: This collector will also make a fine addition to my collection

[@henrypaleveda7760]

@@takebacktheholyland9306 damn you beat me to it

[@Voodoo_Robot]

I am pretty much sure GW made Trazyn after watching Attack of the clones

[@commiehunter733]

Indeed

[@squishy1706]

26:08 Fun fact, that clone is loyal to the emperor and was going to go back to terra to beg for forgiveness right before Fabious traded him

[@merchskele7507]

Huh, and then Trayzn uses the clone as a bargaining chip in a poker game with the Emperor

[@N3rv3d4m4g3]

Fulgrim's clone be like "I do not wish to be horny anymore, I wish to be happy."

[@bonogiamboni4830]

@@N3rv3d4m4g3 with a noise marine turned loyal playing guts's theme in the background.

[@jessenielsen7218]

He almost had a female space marine but she died when Clone Fulgrim rebelled against Fabious.

[@Turk3YbAstEr]

Trazyn also has a krork. Not an ork, a full-blown krork. He also caused a genestealer cult uprising on a planet because he released a genestealer to attack Orikan as a prank. Said genestealer then proceeded to do the thing genestealers do on human worlds

[@monsterhiddenfromthesun210]

Wait... Fucking.,... What? A full FUCKING KRIRK!?

[@Tearakan]

@@monsterhiddenfromthesun210 yep. It had more advanced armor than space marines have.

[@monsterhiddenfromthesun210]

@@Tearakan Holy shit that's amazing and terrifying. I LOVE TRAYZEN.

[@eligedzelman5127]

@Shadow Warrior 101 untrue. More like the size of a primarch

[@sulphuric_glue4468]

Trazyn at the time didn't know that they infected worlds but he did accidentally cause a genestealer uprising which then triggered an Exterminatus on Serenade

[@ThuglasElBosso]

Ah yes, the true Primarch of the Blood Ravens

[@W1ckedT0astr]

Wait wait wtf

[@boom350ph]

Yes I agree

[@fyrebolt9465]

They are referring to how trazyn steals everyone's shit for the goal of knowledge preservation. Blood ravens do the same thing.

[@andreataccone2564]

Hippity hoppity, you're right........this WAS your property.

[@W1ckedT0astr]

@@fyrebolt9465 ohhhh

[@codyconnor6981]

Anything of value in the galaxy: exists. Trazyn: and I took that.

[@stardragonnova5046]

"This would make a fine addition to my collection."

[@PaladinGuy]

"It's free property."

[@11Survivor]

"It's free real estate!"

[@mogman389]

"Hippity Hoppity, this is now my property."

[@jbark678]

@@stardragonnova5046 "Your mov- and he's gone, he just left."

[@TricksterModeEngaged]

Trazyn is a highly relatable character to anyone who keeps collecting more tiny plastic dudes than they could ever possibly field in-game. Or for factions they don't even play became it looks cool.

[@auroralee]

They kept mentioning "Hologram Battle Dioramas" but I always heard Trayzyn used stasis cells or something like that to permanently freeze his victims in place (still conscious and aware of their prison for all eternity) so he can move them around like minis in his giant battle scenes... literally the same level of plastic-hoarding kleptomaniac bullshit as your average Warhammer hobbyist, and I fucking love that.

[@iplaygames8090]

@@auroralee i think he uses holograms when he doesnt have the real thing.

[@dyingearth]

For the REALLY large display, he'll have hologram depicting the diaroma, so visitors can see it.

[@seanpeacock4290]

This makes me happier than a necromancer in a natural history museum.

[@GearShotgun]

They made a joke about exactly that in The Infinite and the Divine. Trayzn is working on his “Horus Heresy” exhibits in the gallery and while adjusting one of the marines on display, he admits that he’d been collecting nothing but space marines for like 50 years

[@shadesofdusk4031]

The best part of the perfect fulgrim clone is that it has a true soul and is showing signs of still being a loyalist

[@GamerGrovyle]

I want to see that clone released. God knows they need more loyalist Primarchs

[@HyperFlame64V1]

Now how the fuck is Clone Fulgrim gonna go on a Penance Crusade if he can't recruit Space Marines?? Like, Fabious like the dickhead he is, stole or destroyed the Remaining Geneseeds of Daemon Primarch Fulgrim MID-HERESY???

[@davisdf3064]

@@GamerGrovyle And then clone Fulgrim and corrupted Fulgrim kiss

[@fakeblue8985]

@@davisdf3064 that would be so hot

[@side-beeetaloniswolfwolfac4179]

That degraded into degeneracy rather swiftly, god damn.

[@D3LTA48]

24:01 Theory: The Custodes is there on a mission to protect Trazyn, but Trazyn just thinks he's a gift.

[@dickc.normous6369]

It's probably Ra the one who was used to contain drachnyen

[@trazyntheinfinitewarhammer]

It is a gift.

[@luminaaeterna1259]

@@trazyntheinfinitewarhammer You monster give Kitten back

[@dinodude6992]

@@trazyntheinfinitewarhammer Is it brother santodees body?

[@xemnadicaxolando2217]

I want to get a 3D printer just so I can make a tabletop model of Trazyn pointing and laughing. I would buy him into the army just so I could place him on a far corner of the map and completely disregard him, just for the meme. "What is a Necron Overlord doing with the Imperial Guard?" "Having a good time, cant you see?"

[@jessenielsen7218]

"Oh that's Trazyn he's just waiting to pick up the the shit we drop after we die because he's an asshole."

[@The24thWight]

Funny.

[@urieldaluz250]

If you do can I buy an extra off of you?

[@jessenielsen7218]

@Frank Rauen hell yeah

[@stalinsoulz7872]

@@jessenielsen7218 i want s Rule where when dice 4. It's up to the Regulation to dictate if he Stole the Enemies squad or Fucks around your Army

[@commentsfromthefuture3421]

“If there is intelligent life out there, we should teach them how to play “Paradox-Billiards-Vostroyan Roulette-Fourth Dimensional-Hypercube-Chess-Strip Poker”!

[@thewovenmantis6813]

Lmfao 🤣 10/10 reference

[@andresgomeziii]

Oh my god, could you imagine if trayzn got into card collections? He would go insane!

[@trissmordain]

@@andresgomeziii You are assuming he hasn't already.

[@MiltiadesSpyrou]

I know what kind of deck he'd play. If the emperors deck buffs and builds a singe giant creature and Tzinch's deck is the most comboy thing ever then trazyn probably steals all your stuff

[@odd-ov4gf]

the "behold my stuff" meme would work so well with him

[@archmagosbiologusraucker2178]

Or the bloodravens.

[@n.henzler50]

Karl Urban for Trazyn in the 40k movie

[@Mephiles343]

@@n.henzler50 I'd be perfectly fine with that lmao

[@yuriski1]

I think you mean: "Behold YOUR stuff!"

[@echo_ironside8006]

*gestures to literally fucking everything in 40k*

[@GrimThe13]

You forgot one thing: The preserved body of an inquisitor who died of old age.

[@RycoreXIII]

Died of WHAT?!?

[@GrimThe13]

@@RycoreXIII Had the same reaction

[@CQBlitz0]

h o w

[@sheldon-cooper]

Impossible

[@thehalfnegativeoptimist4578]

There’s no other explanation for that than Tzeenchian Tomfoolery

[@bloodfartmoon2765]

Lets stop for a second to remember that one moment in The infinite and The Divine (Spoiller) Where Trazyn fights 1 shard of the deceiver in melee combat managed to basically kill it and held his own when the other shard came and as Robert Rath narrated "For the first time in millions of years a single necron would stand against a C'tan"

[@griffinsherwood1072]

Yeah, probably because he stole all the shit that could hold one back

[@MrSamulai]

​@@griffinsherwood1072 It's equivalent to fighting a tiger with a sharp stick. Yes, this stick can wound the tiger. No, I still don't like my odds.

[@smash3r01]

Just remember, he did have to keep save-scumming.

[@0100-u7k]

What else could be in Mr. steal your girl vault - Norm queen bath water - Inquisitor Kryptman xeno data collection *- Big tiddy techpriestess mommy* - Captain general Little Kitten's favorite milk - Typhus pustules from his colon (still warm) - A Krieg soldier without a shovel - A tau fighting melee - Emperor dad jokes - Magnus favorite boomerang - Belisarias Cawl cyberdong collection - Ahriman succesful life

[@Gordon519]

i saw what you bolded there

[@XtreemAlan]

Trazyn fought hard to get that shovelless Krieg

[@shadesofdusk4031]

@@XtreemAlan each time he took the shovel away they would break the temporal field and snatch it back.

[@Resomius]

-The 4 slit toaster STC -Mommy Celestines Virginity -One of Manus Calgars Arms -Water from Terra

[@Yrsill]

I died at Kryptman xD

[@hunterwaguespack3963]

“We must not let the relics of antiquity be broken and crushed by the savagery of unenlightened creatures, for only by understanding these treasures may we conquer the future. Only we, who have broken free from the shackles of mortality and bound the infinite majesty of the cosmos to our will, can be trusted with this task. That is why we are here, on this wretched pit of a planet. Eliminate these mortals as you see fit, but do try to keep the collateral damage to a minimum.“-trayzen

[@valecraftworks]

Bricky Trazyn is just a 4th wall break character: In reality he's just a mini builder with a huge pile of shame that he cleverly renamed 'a museum'.

[@anangrylad7214]

There is no shame piles in my museum! It is very well organized.

[@cryamistellimek9184]

Have you considered decking the Blood Ravens out Wii some Necron tech and having them steal all kinds of stuff for you? Could be a lucrative partnership.

[@flameendcyborgguy883]

@@cryamistellimek9184 Especialy since i remember that blood ravens had a thing with your guys already Traz...

[@trazyntheinfinite9895]

@@anangrylad7214 i agree with me. Its finely curated.

[@alejandrorivas4585]

I mean in the mechanicus game you can literally encounter a necron mini army all painted up.

[@11Survivor]

So... the theory of the Ultramarines and Lamenters balancing each other out, really, really seems to hold water when you consider that a whole bunch of Ultramarines died on Cadia, and literally afterwards, the Lamenters actually caught a break, as if the Ultramarines' bad luck gave them good luck.

[@captainpanic3616]

The universe was thrown for such a loop that it took it a second to reorient itself.

[@jaketheberge1970]

Those were Horus Heresy era Ultramarines right? So that means they were sealed away before Matt Ward got his hands on them leaving them without ridiculous plot bullshit. Meaning death was actually a viable solution to use.

[@r1singthorn4451]

Trazyn chilling in his Vault: And we're all going to have fun, and we're all going to have a great time! *Bell of saint Gerstahl starts ringing* Trazyn: What the Jesus Christ was that?

[@BlazingShadowSword]

AH FUCK! MY STUFF! Alright, that's it, into the eldar's bin it goes.

[@709mash]

Then yeets it into the webway so it would annoy the dark Eldar instead of him. The guy is funny, no doubts there 😂

[@thegeneralissimo6172]

Trayzn the grave robber, also known as the Necron magpies, the Tarpit Breaker, and many other names is here

[@thecommentguy9380]

just send the bloody magpies in to steal his shits for fun

[@bolrath6984]

primarch of the blood angels

[@Qardo]

I see Trazyn a bit like Dr. Doom. Really if you just Google "Dr. Doom sitting on his throne". You are likely to see Doom sitting on his glorious throne like a boss and man spreading. Plus he builds robots like him, Doom Bots. Sends those robots out to do his dirty work and each time those bots are destroyed. Everyone thinks they killed him finally. Yet "he" pops up after a bit. He is a collector of fine art and music, adding his own flair to some pieces. Ruler over a country. Has a God complex. Hates to travel, unless he has to. Stupidly powerful. So it would be fair to say. Trazyn is almost like the Dr. Doom of Warhammer....though Dr. Doom would disagree.

[@trazyntheinfinite9895]

@@Qardo Trazyn disagrees as well.

[@oligb1469]

Trazyn as a character can be summed up as "the British history museum" because he will nick your stuff put it on display and have a plaque saying why it's important to your race.

[@senor_parrot1628]

As a British man, i can say this is very correct

[@jeep3r]

Either way better preserved by the British museum than destroyed by people who don't appreciate it

[@oligb1469]

@@jeep3r - This comment was posted by Trazyn

[@fats3342]

@@jeep3r What about all the stuff that the cultures want back?

[@jeep3r]

@@fats3342 Let me make some things clear: 1. i'm not british. 2. i agree that artifacts should be withing their homeland. That being said, can those cultures and countries guarantee the safety of the artifacts, or will the artifacts be blown away / chiseled or hammered into dust because offends some fanatical interpretation of some holly book who just got the upper hand into power? As it happened repeatedly in the last 20+ years. History is a precious thing and it should be preserved either showing the best of us, the worst of us and even something that doesn't agree with our faith system.

[@sandrothenecromancer6810]

Trazyn stole something far more valuable than relic or primarch, he stole my heart...

[@trazyntheinfinite9895]

Funny story about where that ended up, actually.....

[@noahwatt1269]

@@trazyntheinfinite9895 let me guess a jar of dirt?

[@andreimorar5249]

So... Trazyn Stole the Precious Thing? (I'll see myself out)

[@mortemtyrannus8813]

@@andreimorar5249 I don't know who I hate more. You for making that reference, or me for recognising it.

[@ayami123]

hahaha you mean your genie apprentice that you want to bone, except you got defeated and raise yourself as lich which is less powerful than before? so you are unable to bone that genie? and yes, I played Heroes 3 shadow of death

[@NFDave1992]

"No one is named John anymore, everyone is like Alberto..." *Laughs in spanish*

[@evillaughinthebackground5732]

*Se ríe en Pedro Kantor, Maestro del Capitulo de los Puños Carmesí*

[@Ethan-ph3nf]

Bad-ass pedro cantor

[@cheshire4856]

Would you happed to know a Marta Blanco? Lives in Madrid last time I checked.

[@takebacktheholyland9306]

Laughs at the perpetual that placed Vulcan in a coma Named *John*

[@imtired9395]

John Grammaticus needs an episode of his own

[@WaywardBrigand]

The Fulgrim clone may even have Fulgrim's original soul since the demon that possessed Fulgrim's body pushed the soul aside. The clone, upon creation, may have lured the soul to take over the body. BUT WHO KNOWS.

[@mexicanweaboo]

"A gretchin that's stronger than an ork" *Shy inserts a picture of Grom the Paunch* Fuck yes

[@devildevious2646]

Hell yeah

[@michaelespinoza6709]

Dunno if Bricky goes over it later, but just mentioned dioramas, feel like he didn't mention how they're actually living beings kind of in stasis, so when things break (stasis field down) things go back to fighting, in the vault, breaking other stuff. Lol

[@davidostos506]

2:55 "I'm actually kind of excited because I know Shy wants me" - Bricky 2021

[@guardsmanlars6797]

*Hold Up*

[@codered573]

Lol

[@simplewrites]

I think we all know where this is going

[@sharkie0042]

I’m happy to be your 69th link

[@mileswiltse4535]

Trazyn in a theft duel with the blood ravens would be hilarious, the blood ravens would break into his museum and rob a bunch of crap only for them to return to their ship and find all their stuff missing in turn with a note saying "get f*cked you tubes of ketchup"

[@rebeccalotto8001]

that would be the best heist movie ever!!!

[@Tarumarugan]

Space marines: Even in death I still serve. Trayzn: Even in death I still steal

[@kampfeule5486]

Trazyn is like a Warhammer collector and painter with way too much money on his hands.

[@wiccanthropy1956]

@Oliver Poole he's got bad friends though. His minis get broke(escape) everytime he invites someone over.

[@hellsing7310]

@@wiccanthropy1956 Also the minis sometimes just break... themselves? He’s still not sure how that works

[@TheDeathsfear13]

You forgot ork gargant with death strike missile about to launch. Trazyn really panicked when that stasis field went down.

[@MrGrimsmith]

Trazyn to the Salamanders: "I'll take that spear, for safe keeping, obviously" Salamanders: "You shall not have it! We will protect it with our lives!" Trazyn: "Look at the job you did keeping hold of your Primarch! It's safer with me." Salamanders: "Baaaaaastard!"

[@tatarchan5212]

This burned harder than Vulkan's homeworld

[@thesittingacheroraptor7565]

What did the Salamanders do to the deserve that burn

[@MrSamulai]

@@thesittingacheroraptor7565 Play with fire.

[@Turk3YbAstEr]

The Infinite and the Divine is like the weirdest buddy cop story. Except they're enemies too. And they're not cops. But they both acknowledge each other as kindred spirits and equals. And they also are still backstabbing to this day.

[@UltimaOmega777]

Yeah they're like the worst of friends and the best of enemies. Love their unstable dynamic.

[@jeremygriffin620]

@@UltimaOmega777 Its an eons long prank war, where the pranks result in genocides.

[@UltimaOmega777]

@@jeremygriffin620 Yup, that pretty much sums it up.

[@mortemtyrannus8813]

And (spoilers) at the end, they learn a valuable lesson about working together... Before going back to stabbing each other in the back.

[@mapleflag6518]

That would be hilarious to see an actual buddy cop movie with the two as cops XD.

[@harryquint7262]

Trazyn meets Calgar: “how much for the arm?”

[@trazyntheinfinite9895]

Slander. I do not buy items.

[@totallynotapaidshill9140]

@@trazyntheinfinite9895 Actually it's libel since it's in written format. Also can I interest you in the lost technology of eggplant hydroponics?

[@matteocdt5214]

@@totallynotapaidshill9140 wheey sseth reference

[@th3lightspor345]

I'm very happy the IRL chad face was the picture for 1D4CHAN

[@Okada_Caelun]

Trazyn's vault includes the fifth Blue Eyes White Dragon card. Kaiba, who owns the other three and destroyed the fourth, has attempted to duel Trazyn for it ever since.

[@bonogiamboni4830]

If that's not going into the next Vostroyan Hypercube game i'm suing Alfa.

[@commiehunter733]

Trazyns vault also contains a purple ork

[@therealchaosguy]

It also includes the instructions on how to find the path

[@meager992]

Imagine being He'Stan, trying to get your dad back but this spooky skeleton keeps trying to steal you and your friends.

[@vodamiinurl1337]

Hippity hoppity, I'll make you my property.

[@NewgirlNola]

I love how more than half of the things in trayzen’s vault aren’t even objects but just, like, people.

[@mikeloeven]

24:04 He obviously won the custodian off the emperor in a game of Paradox-Billiards-Vostroyan-Roulette-Fourth-Dimensional-Hypercube-Chess-Strip Poker

[@Eleven217]

Random shit: *breathes* Trazyn: This will make a fine addition to my collection

[@gloryfire2161]

General Grievous ah another collector

[@Eleven217]

@@gloryfire2161 Trazyn: *_Takes Grievous_*

[@XtreemAlan]

*seagull Mine*

[@trazyntheinfinite9895]

@@XtreemAlan Come birdy....

[@somedude-l2g]

Anything: **exists** Trazyn: mine!

[@Qardo]

"Warhammer names are strange." Uh...there is Saint Katherine. The most normal name can get out of all the Saints within the Sisters of Battle.

[@barrybend7189]

The is inquisition Obi wan sherlock Clusou

[@khylerbane4523]

It’s always been my headcanon that the 2 missing Primarchs (or at least one of them) were saved moments before there deaths to add a Primarch to his collection.

[@goose_dove]

Trazyn is hands-down the best character in 40k and no one can ever convince me otherwise.

[@squishy1706]

2:39 "no ones named john" casually looks at John Grammaticus being the only John in 40k...

[@FrogEnjoyer17]

What about John Warhammer himself

[@InquisitorThomas]

If you’re still interested in doing a 40K book review series I would recommend The Infinite and the Divine which is a story where Trazyn and Orikan have a ten thousand year prank war.

[@NightShadowSystem]

I mean they literally talked about the book in this episode xD

[@sirapple589]

39:29 “I’m gonna look up some Warhammer smu-“ *Ad plays* KZbin censored the heresy.

[@N3rv3d4m4g3]

I made a joke about him having the severed head of Ferrus Manus in his vault, and I wasn't even that far off from canon

[@jessenielsen7218]

If anyone is going to have it it's going to be Trazyn, I mean he has the Thor dude's head so why not Ferrus Manus' head.

[@TealWolf26]

Trazyn is the kinda guy that would collect enough faction armies to play 40k in 40k. He's probably saving up to play against Emps when he wakes up.

[@mlrobbins02]

My personal headcanon of every possible items that Trazyn has: -The One Piece -A Gene Seed belonging to a Primarch -A Man of Iron exclusively programmed to create and read out bad shipping fanfiction -All 5 Pieces of Exodia -A Necrontyr -A small herd of Squigs -A holographic replay of Emperor vs. Gork and Mork -The $19 Fortnite Card -DaBaby's relatives, DaFather, DaMother, etc. -The Ham -A Master Ball with a Magikarp in it -Chuck Norris himself -A Titan -The Secret to the Dark Age of Technology -All records of purged names from Imperial Records -A directors cut of the new Star Wars trilogy that's actually good -A Christmas Tree made of Living Metal -Ol' One Eye's original corpse And any other possible items in the Replies of this comment.

[@connorreid8472]

-walt Disney in a block of ice -a smash bros ultimate invite -a copy of half life 3 -every single masterpiece transformer -a mint condition superman #1 - a virtual boy -the coconut crab that ate amelia airheart -bill cipher -all three Egyptian god cards

[@alexmartinez5859]

-mint condition versions of every game console you don’t know.

[@marsultorem3207]

-the sauce

[@Thetoastanator-mp4er]

- A hamter

[@connorcmsmith4302]

There’s a great story we’re a lictor breaks out of stasis in the vault and starts trying to let the genestealers loose that’s he has also collected

[@trazyntheinfinite9895]

How is a story that goes "and then he slapped the lictor down" great?

[@nervmeister]

*Abbadon:

[@Kubbbbek]

Trazyn The Infinite - in our world, the curator of the British Museum

[@N3rv3d4m4g3]

Things he has: a well preserved readable instruction manual for a toaster, with pictures

[@kingthe13]

''Aroused tech priest noises''

[@trazyntheinfinite1150]

Not just a toaster, but for an Emperor-class battleship and Imperator-class titan.

[@JohnShepherd117]

The adeptus Mechanicus wants to know you’re location

[@bluefalconssuck5881]

_"You can't have everything... Where would you put it???"_ Trazyn... *"Challenge accepted".*

[@troupemastergrimm703]

Trazyn the infinite, he gotta catch em all

[@Warlundrie]

There are rumours that his desire of hoarding everything there is that he has captured the remaining emotions of Angron other than anger

[@wafflebananakid5875]

I'm a bit surprised that you guys didn't mention how Trazyn has an actual Krork just somewhere in his vault

[@owlwithahowl7798]

Plus a pre fall eldar I think

[@astaven9439]

Also in Trazyn's vault: An automatically updating list of all minor warp gods throughout history, which includes descriptions of their current statuses.

[@gege0298]

the Infinite and the Divine is a great book and i cannot recommand it enough at some point Trazyn dooms a whole planet just to play a prank on Orikan it's great

[@hulkingelf4957]

Trazyn is here to steal your waifu.. wait.. i mean COLLECT YOUR WAIFU

[@scottbruckner4653]

Then he has good taste. I will not fault him for having good taste.

[@raphsere]

Trazyn had a waifu Inquisitor once. Sad that she was offed by the Inquisition for, you know, *being the waifu of a Necron Lord*.

[@anangrylad7214]

And you to.

[@hulkingelf4957]

@@anangrylad7214 MY LORD I AM ALREADY A LOYAL NECRON BUT I WOULD BE HAPPY TO ASISST IN YOUR ENDEAVORS

[@anangrylad7214]

@@hulkingelf4957 Amazing I can always use help pranking Orikan.

[@DracoMaverick]

Well Bricky the ones who create and shape wraithbone are called Bonesingers so maybe it's a "choir" of them

[@MrDegan2]

the Kaiba scene is one of my favorite parts of YUGIOH GX

[@manuelkfc7916]

*"If there's intelligent life out there, then let's teach them how to duel"* *Laugh.sfx*

[@roanferguson8873]

I know it's not true, but imagine if the Emperor was a perpetual, and the golden throne is actually keeping him from recovering

[@degeneratesupreme860]

What? I thought that literally was what was actually going on

[@wyverntail3968]

Yeah ain’t the emperor a perpetual, i know he can’t recover because of the golden throne but the other issue is he can’t be removed without a fuck tone of demons spilling into the imperial palace or something like that i’m sure it’s been a while

[@elleofmusic]

he's literally Jeff Goldblum as the Grandmaster in that one Thor movie lmfao

[@ursoanonimo8398]

AAHHHH SHIIIEEET, HERE COMES TRAZYN. Post scriptum: “I’m gonna go look up some Warhammer smut!” *Famous last words*

[@ytho6627]

Ah yes It’s mister steal your girl and everything you posses

[@just_matt214]

The Very Best Necron, like No One Ever Was.

[@MrGemHunter]

19:30 13 rings you say-squeek, the metal-thing was good-smart to give that up lest the vermin lord steal-take all his shiny-stuff

[@derekburge5294]

Infinite and Divine's character interaction is superb, but the real star is the poor planet that gets relentlessly shat on for several tens of thousands of years.

[@maximeschott8779]

Vulkan He'stan isn't the Chapter Master, but the Forgefather which is juuuuust below the Chapter Master, who is called Tu'shan. Maybe in a future episode on the Salamander, maybe... *wink wink*

[@AltoStratusX1]

VULKAN LIVES *STOMP* *STOMP*

[@pablolopezgarcia7296]

CORVUS CORAX LIVES *STOMP STOMP*

[@henrypaleveda7760]

that profile is the balrog right?

[@maximeschott8779]

@@henrypaleveda7760 yeah

[@henrypaleveda7760]

@@maximeschott8779 good choice, do you remember the name o it (I forgot, but it's the one that fled in the siege of angband)

[@BlueOddyssey]

I love the image of a bunch if Necrons having like, a fancy meeting talking about how they are the true rulers of the galaxy, and Trazyn busting out of the walls, running with all their junk screaming, "FOR THE COLLECTION! HATERA GONNA HATE!!!!"

[@SollowP]

Lord Castellan Ursarkar E. Creed isn't actually captured, he's just observing and making Trazyn think he's captured. An absolute tactical genius.

[@the36lessons11]

Read "The Infinite And Divine" it goes into the millenia Trazyn has been dicking over eldar, humans, and the other Dynastys, along with his rivalry with Orikan. Some funny shit in that one. Edit: btw Trazyn didn't partake in the Long Sleep, he was conscious, awake, and active through the entire 60+ million years. He made Solemnace in that time and began filling it with _treasures._ He's still an Overlord of the Nihilakh Dynasty, but has been forbidden from ever going back to their worlds under pain of true death for doing what he does best (he still shows up time-to-time).

[@clayasimpson]

Trayzn: IT BELONGS IN A MUSEUM!... specifically my museum

[@hunterwaguespack3963]

Man, I’m really hoping for a Fabius bile or Belisarius cawl video one day

[@joeschmoebobby]

I'm a simple man, I see Necron lore videos, and I like

[@hollow8136]

Great to see you guys do an episode on this guy! Personally I think all the Necron special characters are great, but Trazyn is really special in a lot of ways. I will say that I do hope you guys consider reading The Infinite and the Divine for your bookclub at some point. I'm sure it's more the wiki's fault than anything, but Trazyn's personality is actually pretty different from the stuff they say about him. And he actually fights in personal combat a lot more than you'd think! Against some pretty heavy weight stuff to boot. It's a REALLY good book, that does a great job of fleshing out the Crons in general. It's also nice since it is a standalone book, and not part of a longrunning series or trilogy. If you do read it, I highly recommend the audiobook version, since it is really well voice acted. And just for fun, here's some other factoids about him. * Solemnace is actually an artificial world, being a Dyson planet. That one Inquisitor went to it because they noticed a Hive Fleet went around the planet. He uses a C'tan shard to power it, and pretty much the entire planet is his gallery, and it is growing. * That Inquisitor actually survived and he had her teach him a lot about the Imperium. It's why he knows the most about humans out of the Necrons. * He is actually really fond of humanity because they remind him of the Necrontyr. * Pre-Fall of Cadia he fought Cato Sicarius of the Ultramarines. And told him he and Roboute were old friends and they were better off leaving him in his care. * He beat the Space Wolves in their own Codex. Which is a feat few can brag about. * He actually can use mindshackle scarabs in combat. In his original rules in 5th edition it was even one of his main abilities.

[@uwantarefund2564]

That Kiba joke makes me think every time Trazyn goes into combat he has a duel disk.

[@jorgemigueltavares6041]

*Teacher:* _“Where's your homework?”_ *Me:* _“…yeah, about that… Trazyn stole it.”_

[@trazyntheinfinite9895]

I steal things that are worth something... like a laugh.

[@arkangel7782]

“No ones named john anymore” John Grammaticcus anyone?

[@squishy1706]

From my knowledge is the only one called John and didn't he die after losing his perpetuity?

[@jbark678]

Don't forget John Spess, creator of the Spess Merheens

[@squishy1706]

@@jbark678 I hate Arkan Land and Amar Astarte... Why do they exist....

[@CrimsonKightsOfBaal]

Added The Infinite and the Divine to my audible wishlist now. That will fill up 13 hours

[@InquisitorThomas]

It’s absolutely excellent. Spaniard Necrons >>>>>> Posh British Necrons.

[@jebusspqr2121]

YES, MY MAN TRAZYN FINALLY HAS ITS OWN EPISODE

[@CatGeneralX]

Trayzn the Infinte and Larfleeze: together, they could collect the universe and kill the other for their collection

[@sqocks8254]

The 1d4chan list is amazing. Thank you for directing me to it. ❤

[@Raft599]

He come for all your stuff so hide your hero’s, hide your relics

[@lukejones2731]

"The infinite and the Divine" is an awesome book I'd highly recommend it.😂

[@mahius19]

I'll be honest, I'm surprised that Trazyn hasn't tried to steal the Silent King's Gucci.

[@omegon3782]

Its true he knows about us, I have lunch with him on Sanguinala. Great guy. Asks for our stuff all the time though, I think he stole one of my fourth company sergeants.

[@AlexanderForsman]

Oh, you definitely need to do a book club on each book in the Fabius Bile trilogy. Easily some of the very best novels released by the Black Library.