Trevor Noah Roasts Celebrities | The Daily Show With Trevor Noah

Kim Kardashian becoming a lawyer? O.J. Simpson on Twitter? Aunt Becky going to jail? Don't worry, Trevor Noah's here to roast celebrities and he can do it all day long.
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While the coronavirus continues to spread, we're gonna keep you entertained with some classic Daily Show moments. Enjoy and wash your hands! 🙌

[@catalinacurio]

Stay safe and well, lovely people, you don’t just keep us entertained, you help keep us sane, big virtual hugs from Scotland. #InThisTogether. 💙

[@DreamlessSkies]

Please do ❤️

[@TheErnieforss]

But Moooooom, I just washed them. You can feel them. They are still wet.

[@Bartacus1979]

Thank you for this! Sitting at home and having nothing to laugh.... that makes it really hard!

[@rosemdhar4767]

❤️❤️❤️

[@rasdan1192]

"Stop or we will shoot, and then they stop, but they will shoot anyway." That joke is so dark, can't believe he said it with a straight face.

[@SB-rw7oq]

No it did not seem like was joking.

[@sbqueen8493]

No it wasn't a straight face, he was smiling.

[@aminalali1954]

Cos it's real anyway

[@aishahas-sanusi4469]

He's telling the truth.

[@relaxandfocus5563]

@@aishahas-sanusi4469 Unfortunetly yes.

[@manzoorathar11]

The pain in the sarcasm, "stop or we'll shoot you, the person stops yet they shoot him anyways", is real.

[@kateemma22]

Everyone: life is dark now Comedy Central UK: we got you, fam!

[@comedycentraluk]

You know it 👌

[@michael606ful]

Everything that's happened is increasingly according to bible prophecy, Revelation to be exact. If knowledge is power..is not all truth , all power ? God is the truth even the Word..

[@speedbird4340]

Trevor is our saviour for entertainment during this corona time

[@ericvanleeuwen979]

You should see Steven show last night. Tub night with Steven

[@efiisee]

You got that right 😔🥰🥰❤️

[@melissanieves3568]

Oh, poor thing, its been a year

[@hamilton_reacts]

Whenever I see Kim Kardashian, it reminds me of one song lyrics... "Life in plastic, is fantastic"

[@hamilton_reacts]

@Mehrub Mahbub Alam imagination...that is your creation...

[@25dinmepaisadouble72]

@@hamilton_reacts I'm your brabie...

[@nyamburamaina2689]

Come on Barbie, let's go party

[@felixsegg4252]

HAHAHHA

[@tildag.9809]

“I’m a Barbie girl, in a Barbie world.”🤣🤣🤣

[@tanushreekumar7447]

Who else just clicked the video cause they saw Kim Kardashian in the thumbnail and think that this was gonna be hella funny?? 😂😂

[@asungt2773]

Me 😋😂

[@notwerkinginthishouse8634]

@@asungt2773 I can be an attorney 😅

[@emmanuellaonuo7298]

Me

[@roadworkahead5647]

Me😂😂

[@creize5430]

I just see Kim and am always clicking

[@keshwisahani5169]

Trevor : Rappers could stop using N-word Kanye West : Slavery was a choice

[@keshwisahani5169]

@Water King thanks

[@sarojinipatri4773]

What is the n word

[@arandombird648]

@@sarojinipatri4773 where do you live?

[@keshwisahani5169]

@@sarojinipatri4773 Either you have been living under a rock or I don't quite understand your joke/sarcasm.

[@hxcneeey3604]

@@keshwisahani5169 i never knew what the n-word was when i come to the world of tiktok i knew it was a bad word which was june either this person is young like me or sarcasm what does it fully mean tho

[@captainscott1096]

Look I'm just gonna say it Trevor Noah is the best ever love him.

[@Thefamilychannel723]

Kevin Bridges is a close second

[@moritaandrew5309]

am still a Stephen Colbert fan but Trevor is awesome too

[@bartgriffin1793]

"if you don't know, now you know my friends" 😂 😂 😂

[@theemirofjaffa2266]

"I'm sorry, if the other side wasn't so prepared, you would so be aquitted" Nope! That's so not the kind of lawyer I would want.

[@darthkeron9044]

But... at least she hot u be going to prison and u look at dat ass like damn!!!!!!!!!

[@Peter-lv5sl]

its a joke

[@KharisB.A]

That got me hollering 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣. Trevor is hilarious 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@cienzen3077]

R/whooosh

[@JuICyBLiinGeR]

Sarcasm still a form of witchcraft in mmmurica eh

[@supunprabhashwara1351]

Im a south asian and americans always give us a proper belly laugh 😂😂. Trevor is a gem 💙

[@chikowamambo3786]

What do you mean South Asian?🙄🙄 is South Asia a country?

[@bulelwabuliedela4245]

Trevor is South African 🇿🇦

[@lenahussein890]

@@chikowamambo3786 it's a subcontinent chiko 🙏💯

[@zestrangehuman2019]

@@chikowamambo3786 I think he means from the southern part of Asia? The same way you can say you’re from the West Coast or the East Coast in the States?

[@lailaalanna315]

Trevor is not American, my dude.

[@ingridmanyapye9839]

Sending love from SOUTH AFRICA we love you TREVOR

[@skael1258]

Seriously.... If someone goes to prison for buying a way into college for their kid, but Trump can commit federal crimes while in office and be immune.... Just cancel America. Go social media, go!

[@Whoknows285]

-.-

[@xxCrimsonSpiritxx]

This whole world deserves what its getting

[@Ilikefrogs..]

They literally paid someone to take their kids college exams for them and had photos taken so that they could fake being on sports teams the kid wasn't even on. Their child didn't even want to go to college in the first place. Both of these people need to in prison to be honest.

[@Naila_RSP]

@@Ilikefrogs.. I agree, but the question is: They need to be in jail for so long ?

[@danilohernandez6617]

The Kim roast is definitely gold😹

[@catalinacurio]

Thank you for this, we need to keep laughing! Big virtual hugs to all, stay safe and well. 💙

[@waynejenkins7349]

I think Kim finding a legal workaround of the an intended goal is the most lawyer thing possible.

[@krystiankososhi915]

"And when they stop they shoot anyway" it's hilarious.

[@novabogatsu6459]

Thanks for this @ COMEDY CENTRAL UK

[@monikawo6798]

I am from Poland and i do not understand everything 99%, but what i understand is very smart and funny. I am laugthing so hard! It is the scence of humor i love ❤

[@orphanl]

Keep watching and you’ll understand it. I learned English that way

[@NewMessage]

Thanks for still pumping out the content, CCUK. Makes being stuck inside much more bearable! Stay safe over there!

[@agiar2000]

HEY! Don't call Trevor a... wait.... OH! " *C* omedy *C* entral *UK* ". I thought you misspelled... nevermind.

[@ShuvaiAprilzw]

Haiboo Trevor, today I laughed so hard. Mara y....... "Im sorry if the other side was not so prepared you would so be acquitted" .... that smile on your face , eish thanks Trevuuuurrrrr

[@hajerkarim7896]

We really needed this. 😊

[@ankitarai623]

Thank you for keeping us entertained@ComedyCentralUK👍😊

[@fabiansackl6736]

Hey Daily Show Team, hey Trevor. You know what? I love you guys. Stay safe everybody :)

[@TpsFinalForm]

"if you don't know now you know.... My friends!!!?" 🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@wayupsoftly]

That's what you know trade mark

[@armyforlife3191]

Thanks for this

[@spirostratoudakis9851]

Hey from Greece. Inside for the next month. At lest there's the Daily show. Even if they re-runs. Thanks

[@lovegxldii]

This dude still has his accent😂😂 it's the little nuances that I like

[@sanguineparadose3063]

"I am sorry but if the other side was not that prepared, you would so be acquitted" 😂😂😂😂😂

[@karaboseanjean7746]

From S.A,keep making us proud trevor noah.

[@Bradybrad2524]

Made my day! ❤️

[@allam7828]

Thank u for the lolz

[@Blue-nn9sn]

I needed this so much

[@chijoyphillip2784]

I love your comedies even though I don't always agree with you. But you're so intelligent

[@otelemadere8095]

Lol just what I needed

[@baibeeraqee5872]

I can't stop 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@whodoyouthinkyouare2373]

Thanks for video

[@aniradup8101]

OHHH, Trevor ~ you're PRICELESS!!! 🤣🤣🤣

[@kelliv2995]

2:56 Best ‘sorry not sorry’ ever or was it a ‘not sorry, sorry’?

[@cmoore6131]

The *I'm sorry if I offended you* is no better than *I'm sorry you were offended* 0 personal accountability. Try *I'm sorry **_i_** effed up*

[@Rachie-nj3oi]

@@cmoore6131 people get offended by everything nowadays. Sometimes people take things the wrong way. I personally don't feel there's anything wrong saying the n word when rapping along to songs. It's the lyrics aren't we supposed to sing the lyrics? If not then perhaps they should stop putting the word in their songs 🤔 Can't say anything or sing a song these days without offending someone. It's getting ridiculous.

[@spannyaad4862]

I wanted to apologize for being the n word so that she never had to sing it in a song somehow I feel sorry for fostering these kind of rap song but it all began when I was a child, my friend 🤷🏿‍♂️

[@Chonos1000]

This is just what needed when your at home sick with the flu

[@pee-buddy]

What flu? Go get yourself tested for corona young man!

[@lillyofthevalley208]

Yes, my friend! Haha 😘

[@refiloedlamini8578]

🤣🤣🤣"the universe said I can't give you Trump"🤣🤣oh Trevor

[@theprofessor1484]

All hell about to break loose; Comedy Central; watch this and we all be happy

[@dianaojomo2042]

You are a genius my friend.

[@samuellord5506]

U cut ur stake with a fork man. That one got me

[@rogercyuzuzo9819]

He he he "Aunty Becky" hehehe

[@zaaangel2635]

This is where i catchup on World current affairs. Thnku Trevoh...love from Zim 😊😊😊

[@maithreyim3911]

This is the earliest I've ever been to anything.

[@randomsunflower6998]

Even your birth?

[@letsedit2245]

Much love from Africa

[@javy2rrr]

I love it when Trevor Noah makes the stinky face

[@sreedaum2283]

@4:35 felt like Rachel's sister Amy, in friends, saying she's a decorator because she decorated her dad's office

[@traceym.637]

LMAO!! Kim a Lawyer 😂😂😂😂 I've worked for them for nearly 17 years, and help the Articling students. After getting called to the bar you get to work even harder for longer. IT's not an easy job, long days long nights.

[@02xstanley]

My friend Trevor be wildin

[@jojopetrus8525]

Wow this prison bars seem so real

[@emeye6452]

Ted: do u know oj simpson Girl: whoose that Ted: have u watched any movie ever Girl: yes Ted: he's the black guy *legendary scene*

[@fajkoson]

K.K made my day :P

[@aaronjaggan]

OJ: "Gonna start up my Bronco"

[@thehellyousay]

... and cruise on dowwwnnnn the rooooooad...

[@estopesto2647]

"Sorry if I offended you" Talk about gas lighting.....

[@LinneAzalea]

Yeah but really warranted in this case. She sang along to a song, like wtf

[@lisajack5108]

His accent makes him 1000× times funnier

[@NM-cj8qx]

😂😂😂😂😂 got a little getting even to do...

[@tijanabodiroga4216]

So funny...tnx

[@Daredevil-tg9lg]

18 hrs a week to clear bar exams, impossible. people study 5 hrs a day atleast ie 35 hrs week, to clear

[@zubeiral-ubeidy9218]

hahahah if the other side wasnt so prepared looool

[@marylouirick7316]

U funny my bros🤣!

[@unclefeddy]

If you don't know now you know my friend😂 The Notorious BIG🔥

[@yuvrajahuja1857]

Awesome

[@natasham.8232]

2:18 did my boi voice oaken from frozen😂😂

[@cheese_wrld]

So Tekashi69 can use the N word all he wants despite being a latino and nobody says anything but not Gina Rodriguez just because he is a rapper and she is supposed to be this sweet actress? Come on people

[@francisindinibotwey840]

Lol if you are caught you are caught lol . Both not ok

[@ahossi3837]

U can't be serious. Lol. U still dt get the difference between blacks and whites and using the N word in a certain way? Is not like: when they get lollipops we want lollipops too. And certainly nobody cares whether she is a sweet actress. It would be the same when She would be a He.

[@siazinnyayozie7455]

You would SOO be acquitted 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@carys7417]

Comedy Central seriously bringing happiness and distraction in this horrid time

[@swatidash4603]

Trevor is the best

[@nativelatinosfooktrump5348]

🍔 rules of dating number one do not date women that watch the Kardashians number two do not date the Kardashians

[@selliesellie8614]

Ohhh! How so accurate darling.

[@allieb3477]

I used to watch it for entertainment purposes. It's so ridiculous, it's funny

[@DasZuckerhaus]

Why can’t we watch their show? Its the best background noise for cleaning or cooking.

[@saloshniejagathesan1577]

@@DasZuckerhaus 🤣🤣😂

[@satisfying9094]

Trevor can be a great actor Like for real

[@rockyp3917]

He has learnt from Your President the best use of Twitter

[@darcourtmorganne2499]

At least he uses words that exist. Covfefe still mean nothing !!

[@indadem2977]

@@darcourtmorganne2499 Maybe he attempt to give a head up about coronas virus and forgot it in the middle of the speech. We will never know anymore since the stable genius is always right 😁😂

[@kelliv2995]

Still enjoy the way he says ‘years’

[@homemail9653]

@Kelli Votel how is he saying it? It sounded 'normal' to me. I'm South African and I'm trying to differentiate.

[@ksc743]

@@homemail9653 I'm not american but as far as I can make out Trevor says "y-uh-rs" whereas Americans say "y-eahrrr-s". A lot of words Trevor says don't sound American - bc he's not American!

[@homemail9653]

@@ksc743 I get that. Most of the time I forget he is in the USA, his accent or lack thereof, (depending on perspective) is so familiar to me.

[@indadem2977]

@@ksc743 All American don't have the same accent though. Same in many other countries as well. Same country, some cities at 15 miles away don't even speak the same language.

[@ksc743]

@@indadem2977 true. Called dialects. Languages are actually amazing.

[@automotivenews8615]

Trevor come back home we miss you mate. South Africa needs you

[@LloydMolefe]

Oh boy, at 4.6K views, DAMN I'm early.

[@astrologystar6060]

It might be only me who thought Kim looked like Stromae in the interview

[@zarahgilbert2165]

🤣🤣🤣🤣This guy, tho

[@hemadear2509]

Your programme must be the only one that doesn’t play loud background music or play bursts of ear drum exploding music.

[@cinemastoriesrecapped4210]

Trevor!!

[@cinderellasglassslipper777]

Here because I miss studio Trevor 😬✌️

[@karlblume9419]

Studying 18 hours a *week?*. Oh, my stars....

[@MTMF.london]

Well, she's got "work" to do, you know, like taking selfies and what not.

[@suzawilo]

@@MTMF.london Don't forget oiling here butt etc

[@selliesellie8614]

Honey that's nothing let's not make a mountain out of it. If it's 4hrs a day, you'll do 20hrs in 5 days, which is less than what she's complaining about. Academia is not a reality show. It's serious business. You either get in with a prepared mind or you stay out. I'm not being rude I'm just being true. People do more than 18hrs a week.

[@zestrangehuman2019]

* laughs in medical school*

[@fozziebear5351]

All well deserved of roasts. Some people are brazenly stupid.

[@nattyjunior2047]

If you don't know now you know my friend 😂

[@lindalee-brown5539]

40 years!?

[@lillyofthevalley208]

Dr G in duh house. Lol

[@oprahwilliams8752]

For the instagram post I think she was just singing along to the song that's all....

[@hao9508]

Same

[@alinho1034]

1:26 IOS users Siri will join 😂😂

[@sakhipradhanani5842]

Kim says 18 hours a week to prepare for bar. I have a friend she studies 10 hours a day through out the week for bar.

[@dinasimone9815]

Yeah, its ridiculous

[@ashleighwalton8597]

Kim clearly needs more help than everyone else then

[@salatielchibz2202]

If you dont know now you know my friend. Haahaa

[@faithkh7734]

That's true, the n-word in songs really hurts🤦

[@papaschlumf6186]

The school Owner or Teachers who took the Bribes should go to Jail too

[@thehellyousay]

40 fucking years for buying something most people can't afford, and often sneer at to boot. Your fucking nation is insane.

[@Sindhuonmyway]

I guess editors are still working full-time

[@HeavenVibes]

Ok my friend

[@onlyplayaseattacoswiththei9433]

That KK shit 😂😂😂💯💯

[@tasimbiswakadziyanike1065]

She's the same skin tone as Trevor Noah 😂

[@PMGflavour]

Trevor Should bring Eminem on the show

[@Kidd_SS313]

Bro, that would cost him tho but worth it

[@Wordavee1]

18 hours a week!!! Poor girl.....

[@lolabrini3758]

i cant tell if ur sarcastic

[@Wordavee1]

@@lolabrini3758 Sarcasm is only one of the services I offer! I can do vitriol, ribaldery, belittling and character assassination to order....!

[@lolabrini3758]

Wordavee1 🤦🏻‍♀️🤦🏻‍♀️🤦🏻‍♀️🤦🏻‍♀️

[@hyrulphicsound]

@@Wordavee1 your words were too large and varied. Try sticking to one- to two-syllable, certainly no more than three-syllable, words of common usage to hit all denominators of the population.

[@Wordavee1]

@@hyrulphicsound Ta v much....