The 5 Phases of a Diet

[@eliza2096]

“I’m just gonna have a little bit more of a layer on me... and that’s fine” I really felt that

[@zoeconley4114]

It’s cold out anyway lol

[@CheekyNugget]

Saaaaame

[@bonkkus]

Same

[@daveyward4606]

lol

[@erynalyson]

Same until my back started hurting. Okay it's fine really.

[@bozowald]

"For rich or poorer, or f-fatter" Sounds about right.

[@bonkkus]

Sounds just how I remember it.

[@bluejeans5024]

Lmao I love that part! ❤️❤️❤️

[@williamwoolf8072]

haha its funny because its true

[@leahdigiacomo5463]

I DON'T WANT PROGRESS I WANT A *FRICKIN BURRITO*

[@swordchicken1671]

Easily best quote. And I heard it while eating a burrito

[@leahdigiacomo5463]

@@swordchicken1671 nice

[@noegonzalez2828]

This legit needs to be on merch.

[@leahdigiacomo5463]

@@noegonzalez2828 I would buy jt

[@christianv-h3278]

Sounds like a bootleg of the Wall-E quote "I don't wanna survive, I wanna live"

[@ayla8345]

I never announce that I’m going on a diet because god forbid someone sees you eating a cookie and they’re like “I ThoUGhT yoU weRe oN a DiEt”

[@nikki7287]

Exactly 🤣😂

[@Lilac3_]

Say it's a protein cookie

[@mikeoxlong531]

@@Lilac3_ ur brain is so big it’s on another planet

[@hannanmcdonald313]

“yeah i’m on a see-food diet jEsSiCaAAaAa”

[@mikeoxlong531]

@@hannanmcdonald313 I see food I eat it u really ain’t that funny

[@werkfriend]

“I’m married. Why am I doing this?”

[@georgelandis22]

1st reply lol... why no replies?

[@anna5136]

@@georgelandis22 because it was posted 4 hours ago

[@the3cs795]

Niani Tolbert 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@pineirokatherine]

I get that, but I would like to stay my best for my when I have a husband. We’ll see what happens when I get married though 😅😂

[@Caledoniadream]

This is going to be my official reason for not going on a diet! 🤣

[@rainfair4827]

My dad went on a “raw food diet” and when his coworkers pointed out the bagel he was eating he said he didn’t toast it 😂

[@CaseyWindom]

😂😂😂

[@RachelHallCamille_93]

😂😂

[@talkingtina4519]

That’s classic 😂😂😂😂

[@clbeaa3203]

Brilliant! 🤣

[@RevengeOfSakura]

That's amazing 😆

[@reallifepsych3309]

literally eating french fries with ice cream as I’m watching this haha

[@treykennedy]

It is 10:30am and I'm proud of you

[@kayleecakes318]

That's a huge mood for me.

[@darthgengar2047]

@@treykennedy didn’t realize you lived in the Midwest

[@TraceyBoyland]

Yesssss!! Winning.

[@arnavchauhan178]

@Travis Walker yo I live in Overland Park, which is basically KC

[@Bbouy1HD]

"if only my mom would stop buying all this junk food" *eats*

[@brazilbagel444]

Same, mom would buy a bag of chips even though I don't want any and then a day later she asks why it's finished XD

[@austinwood2470]

I blamed my parents for me being overweight for years, than when I realized it’s my fault I was able to lose the weight

[@Userfulpo]

@@austinwood2470 scientifically, the best way to stop eating all the junk food is to not have ANY in the first place, For so long fat and sugar where rare and if you could get your hands on it, you ate it. Now it’s SO accessible but we have yet to evolve past that stage. If your parents buy it without any of your say in the matter it would be, while still possible ig, much harder to not eat excessive amounts. It still is NOT your parents fault but they’re enablers in that situation.

[@bippy201]

Literally same😭😭 I tend to eat things I see so that they’ll be gone and no one else really eats much of the junk food in the house.

[@TimePads3DCalendars]

Nom nom

[@justcatchem]

Sometimes it’s hard to realize that it is only him talking

[@emilymarie1387]

ikr

[@bloodlustbeast4507]

O

[@Rykusu]

100th like

[@StupiderWithAB]

I just maid a video on why being lazy is a good thing. Maybe you should check it out. 🤔

[@bloodlustbeast4507]

@@StupiderWithAB I’m fine

[@noname-pe1oi]

"Its like if Styrofoam had less flavour..." somebody get that man a burger 😂

[@bonkkus]

Those things do taste like nothing. Like taking a big bite of packing peanuts.

[@2911priceless]

they taste good with a bit of salt- but likening them to styrofoam is the most true thing I've heard all day

[@kacipowers4390]

Yea... I do like getting the flavoured ones and putting spreads on them

[@nottoday2812]

i like rice cakes 🤷‍♀️

[@ThatTourettesGuy]

It’s just like pop corn

[@JackG_Entertainment]

“Jesus fast. No food 40 days..and talk to your dad more? Let do it! C’mon” 😂

[@treykennedy]

We got this!!

[@sarahspindler2914]

@@treykennedy Well, if you're familiar with the Catholic religion, you could summarize Lent like this (although it's a lot more, actually!)

[@angelinemary6119]

@@a.a3550 The Jesus fast?.. I don't think anyone calls it that way. But Jesus did fast for 40 days and 40 nights.🙌🏼😊

[@StupiderWithAB]

I just maid a video on why being lazy is a good thing. Maybe you should check it out. 🤔 hm

[@hea1617]

@@a.a3550 no, we don't. Fasting is a choice, just like wearing a hijab, right? Its just a different way to worship based on your choice

[@Steven-os9vj]

Man's about to hit A Million you know what that means : Stages of being a youtuber

[@thecatsrules6915]

Omg please! That would be amazing

[@lovinlife9147]

Props to the camera man, the movement made it 10 times funnier

[@beccag2758]

It’s reminds me of the Office’s cinematography😂

[@nathand.4630]

That’s JAKE!! Check out his podcast “Ghostrunners”

[@keeganmckristlly9626]

Jake! He is Jake!

[@GucciiFN]

JAKEEE

[@dar213311]

The camera dude is part of the comedy fo sho.

[@clintandbecky7198]

I totally felt the “I just spent all day with my boss on my back, and now I’m going to put a barbell on it”. I felt those tears in my soul, Trey. Lol

[@baileyluchun1717]

I can’t even peel this tiny orange, I thought working out would make it easier to undress a cutie 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@marybethduke3263]

Genius!

[@horselover1992]

Ikr😂

[@oneone157]

Yeah i died laughing🤣😅🤣

[@raeleemoney6552]

I just got that🤣

[@ItsTheMagicMelon]

XD

[@cb3981]

I love this, “I’m married, why am I doing this?”

[@inklxng]

“Time for another meal” *sad crying noises*

[@wemery31]

100th like lol

[@amandahowey9928]

"Supporting restaurants" has been our go to 😂

[@werkfriend]

“I’m still... doing my best” Trey WHY are you calling us all out 😭 We are trying

[@austinwood2470]

Number 1 rule of trying to lose weight: don’t F**king talk about it, trust me it works I was overweight most of my life and failed diets within the first 2 weeks, but in quarantine I didn’t talk about it a lot and I was finally able to lose 50 pounds

[@jenniferhilliard8770]

Waffle I totally thought about this too. Everytime I start talking about my new diet and how long I have gone without chips or ice cream. I end up failing. Good tip. Just dont talk about it 👍

[@melissak8892]

Totally agree, works for me. Even my husband talking about HIS diet plan messes up mine.

[@TheMemoryPolice]

I lost 15 kgs in quarantine :)

[@vennelaj.994]

First stage: Denial

[@dessnom4333]

fist stage: ok

[@hibiscushoney3759]

Good one

[@Jsleww]

TRUE

[@StupiderWithAB]

I just maid a video on why being lazy is a good thing. Maybe you should check it out. 🤔

[@scottymcwilliams6157]

First stage is them telling everyone else that they should eat healthy I know to many people who do that

[@seanlevesque9025]

I’m so triggered about the ratio of his sweatshirt strings

[@mandylou2501]

Hahaha! I’m glad it wasn’t just me!

[@nalanikennedy1995]

literally was about to comment the same thing lol

[@cameronmast1091]

I can’t stop staring.

[@tlgrant2]

Right?! What kind of people are we 😂

[@SarahLandry577]

I kept waiting for them to magically fix themselves in the video 😆

[@moctezuma3304]

Is this like a personal attack or something

[@AnaDiaz-wz4cf]

20 seconds into the video he busts out the tuna and rice cakes!! My "going on a diet" started pack!! 😂🤣

[@firstnamefina]

I read this comment in Brie Larson’s voice 😂

[@BeingBetter]

I know right. I feel attacked.

[@LivingOnADime]

When all happens in 1 Day! :-)

[@Katie_1501]

Seriously though

[@yourfriend2774]

Yes!

[@shinymew1213]

So real 😭

[@gamerwolf3392]

Too real

[@sirnaelias9881]

Who else’s spend the most time in the cutting corner phase Edit: wow thats a lot of you

[@kacieschneck5399]

It’s okay because they are “healthy” oatmeal cookies... THE RECIPE SAID SO OKAY?! 🙃

[@zylioswestindianfusion9828]

I cut corner when in school when it lunch time and my home when no one looking

[@bobthechimp5431]

“I thought working out would make it easier to undress a cutie” KILLED ME 😂😂😂

[@feedthetwinkie]

“Chicken embryooosss” Me internally: Chicken periods.

[@rachele3334]

I was thinking that, as well. 😂

[@Blessedfamilymama]

So chickens have periods every dayyyyyyyy

[@beccag2758]

I mean, chicken period is still waaaaay more accurate than chicken embryos. I find it disturbing the amount of people I know who still think the egg yolk is the chick, like what?😂

[@feedthetwinkie]

Same lol

[@nikitasfantasies6658]

@@beccag2758 YES this annoys me irrationally Like why do you think eggs are vegetarian?? How would that work if they were embryos????

[@itsyaboi1214]

"I mean, when we think about it what we were doing was selfish, not helping those fried cheeseburger restaurants" 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@dannyboy815]

“When they say it’s been a dry season they don’t mean 0 rain at all” he’s not wrong😂

[@SweetTea-Stephens]

I live in phoenix and we mean it here tho...

[@dannyboy815]

@@SweetTea-Stephens ah yes Arizona is def and exception you guys get rain like once a year😂

[@dylanhainline708]

“You know how they call it a runner’s high? Yeah, those runners are high” I’m dead 😭

[@ZoeysMusings]

"I'm getting healthy... Jesus fast? No food 40 days and talk to your dad more?" I can't with this man 😂😂😂😭

[@botboy9042]

Stage 0: thinking about it and then thinking I should start tomorrow.

[@nataliegerdano6028]

Mine is I always say I start working out more and then five mins later am shoveling junk food in my mouth and then relized then say ok BUT TOMORROW IS TOTALLY GOING TO BE DIFFERENT

[@Kattywagon29]

Only if tomorrow is a MONDAY. Can't start on any other day of the week.

[@rabbecasaili4941]

Okaaayyy weight loss has hurt me more than any relationship in my life! This stuff ain’t easy ❌😭

[@naomispezza4089]

This guy is stinkin hilarious. Thank you Lord for creating people like Trey Kennedy to bring us so much joy 😂 One of my new favorite videos of his. 😂

[@smokingdog9349]

Alternative title 5 stages of quarantine Motivated at the start, getting stuff done. Then it goes downhill after a few weeks...

[@nicoleono2326]

Everything with words quarantine, virus, or COVID-19 in it is already annoying

[@benpieratt8667]

@@nicoleono2326 or unprecedented

[@crochetcatlady]

"I don't want any more packing peanuts!" Freaking lost it 😂

[@reykenobiandherpetporgmine5035]

How he gets it so accurate every time amazes me.

[@ThePotatoCuber1]

“Runners high? Those runners are high.” “ Mornings are overrated” “I don’t want progress I want a freaking burrito!!” You are so relatable it hurts

[@ReturnToNature927]

The “eewwwww” and the laugh at the end = priceless. That tuna in a pouch is like eating shredded paper. 🤢

[@brynbailey7132]

"Have you HAD ice cream??!?!?!?!?!" haha I identify so hard with this video

[@chiuchiutrain]

Please never stop making these videos, you’re keeping us going lol

[@rizzpro]

"The morning thing's overrated" is exactly what I say when I feel like working out later

[@maxtoosick]

Such an underrated KZbinr

[@donnachevalier7460]

" I don't want progress I want a burrito" hahaha me to Trey. 😂😂😂😂

[@moon_1_]

They say you are what you eat but I don’t remember eating anxiety and lots of back pain but here I am.

[@lostchaos7688]

*"I don't want progress I want a freakin' Burrito!!"*

[@its__destiny]

"I can't even peel this tiny orange. I thought working out would make it easier to undress a cutie!" 🤣

[@carlabaker9723]

Just finished my workout I totally relate🤣 “Runners high? No! Those people are high!”

[@Mila-Nova]

🤣

[@annflower]

This reminded me of my sister who was complaining about me buying chocolate. She said she doesn't want to even see it so I hid it on the highest shelf in our kitchen. Late evening I see her grabbing a chair and heading to take that chocolate and then she just starts casually eating it! Apparently she was stressed and so diet was over for her

[@lanacastillo49]

Hahaha🤣

[@whoknows7415]

Definitely can relate! It feels so demoralizing to be on a diet when you’re making tiny progress as you're suffering when you could be enjoying delicious food and feel fine all the time

[@thousandfootdeepend1278]

"They say once you get after it for awhile you get the "runners high"... Those runners are high. iTS GETTING WORSE."

[@Ethereal.Comatose]

trey kennedy has kept me entertained throughout quarantine

[@smiledawg]

I’ve been on a diet for a few months now, and for the first time in my life I’ve managed to avoid this cycle. I hope this means it’ll work!

[@sallymanderism]

I've been following him since he's had just over 100,000 subscribers and I can't believe it's taking this long for him to hit nearly 1 million! He's so genuinely hilarious! 💞

[@ಠ_ಠ-ನ7ಣ]

I relate to the first one already lol 😂

[@jennaszoke3862]

This is my life right now. I'm laughing but also crying. 🤣😭😭

[@ShadesofSage]

Trey, you never fail to CRACK ME UP 😆🤣🤣! The fact that I’m on my weight loss journey currently that I’m documenting on my channel, I felt this so hard! If I have to eat another salad...😅! I’m determined though, but this was a great laugh! Thank you 😂!

[@hiamyflp]

This made me feel better. It was so light-hearted, funny, and relatable. :) And Trey, you should do a video about procrastination.

[@Kinggu]

Why is this way to accurate

[@atujmr41]

“I haven’t moved in 6 days, feel amazing, no pain” I felt that 🤧

[@ray-yp9lw]

Bruh, he's such a good actor tho

[@icebreaker6995]

I have seen a bunch of his vids in my recommendations...... love them...... have to subscribe. Keep it up, man!

[@keeganmckristlly9626]

Can we just talk about how cool their house is? I love the black accents!

[@siennaq5553]

no

[@johnnycage2814]

Sienna Q shut up

[@sydneykroyer8814]

"Was a chunk, finna be light" 😂😂

[@shewinsalways21]

Finally someone who know the pain of what im going through 🤣🤣🤣🙌

[@t-condieproductions6338]

One of the best videos you’ve ever made and that’s saying something

[@musicmaker1311]

If I recall correctly, I never gave you permission to expose me like this, Trey.

[@marybethduke3263]

😂😂😂

[@tbrownflee3124]

lolol

[@greygoose4x46]

We have the same fridge ... “I’m married, why am I doing this” I felt that

[@WeheartPEACE_helene]

The I’m a foodie excuse works wonders every time you want to trick yourself out of your diet 😂

[@Luke-eh4wz]

These videos get me through the day. Keep em coming. Also, is this a new place? Looks awesome, keep it going and congrats!

[@ellabyer5371]

I love this video dude! I can relate so much! Thanks for making me laugh :)

[@delulu6969]

As a dietitian, I have seen too often clients who want to up the ante when I say go slow, start with mindfulness and don't cut out everything at once, but end up like this.

[@MacAndCheeseMasterOfficial]

I just started eating healthier 4 days ago and this is sssoooo relateable 😂 I find it very funny too that one of his hoodie strings is just so much longer than the other 😂 Relateable on that too 😂😂 Thanks for this awesome video! Can't get enough of these!😆

[@limitededition3712]

04:45 😂😂😂😂😂😂 Hilarious how he drops these references 😂

[@scarlettfoster7533]

its so funny how this is actually me trying to eat healthy.

[@_considerthelillies_9596]

“I wear pants anyway...” lol, yes!!😂

[@DARK5TAR_]

Made me DIE laughing! Great video man!

[@discarded_orphan]

How does you watch it that's fast?!

[@leahdigiacomo5463]

Yeah lol

[@ELi-gt4oi]

Can we talk abt the details how he get the bags under his eyes after stage 4

[@stanjones5551]

I once overheard someone talking about dieting say “Eating a salad or just not eating is about the same, so I don’t [eat a salad].”

[@pinkstar9430]

When he crushed the rice cake 😂 😂 😂 I felt that

[@frackz7550]

fun fact, u inspire everyone to be funny

[@gladysclansy8474]

He just called me out! 😂🤣😂 It’s ok though, cause life is short and I want to enjoy it. 😁❤️

[@melllyanna013]

“Hard-boi-legg chicken embryossss!!!” LOLOLOL

[@auroralakefire3684]

This video has got to be my favorite so far. I laughed the whole way through it. Everything is so accurate. Lol I mean , what ARE we doing? Ice cream IS amazing! 😆

[@zionsmith2103]

3:04 your true Maddox is showing

[@pamcake958]

I felt every second of this video down to my soul. 🙌🙌🙌🙌🙌🙌🙌🙌🙌

[@theyeagers3088]

Lmao, thanks for making me choke on my snack cake laughing, while ruining my diet as I watch this. 🤣

[@dylpicklethebugslayer]

That was insanely good man. Subscribed!👍🏻

[@MariahGrace93]

I was trying to cut back on how much sugar I was eating, yet here I am, watching this video while eating chocolate chip waffles.

[@Olive78-w]

"I'm a foodie"...eating ruffles🤣🤣🤣

[@catherineramos6893]

I can’t think of anything to write so

[@captainamurco]

Speaking as someone that has been dieting for the past half year, steadily losing about 0,5 kg a week. I can say that you don’t need al those low carb or low fat diets or whatever, you just need to eat less calories then you need.

[@piajosipa]

I started my diet on Monday now I'm between fourth and fifth phase..😅

[@zandiviljoen146]

2:50 the beeeest😂😂

[@LaPotraBellaca]

I feel personally attacked 😂

[@tbrownflee3124]

he is always too accurate, a real perceptive guy. I love observational comedy

[@devinsarno8917]

2:36 hurt my soul

[@SAEshorts]

True, when you try and wake up early, you still end up grouchy and wanting to go back to dreamland.

[@drakemurphy25]

*eats rice cake* “ ooh it’s like if styrofoam had less flavor” 🤣😂🤣

[@roselemon5835]

"I DON'T WANT PROGRESS, I WANT A FRICKING BURRITO!" Greatest quote ever

[@haven1653]

I can't get over this mans puns

[@juliawolf9072]

3:05 I got Middle School Maddox vibes 😂😂