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@treykennedy4 жыл бұрын
You up???
@renee16us4 жыл бұрын
Trey Kennedy looks like! 👋🏾
@laurens.63264 жыл бұрын
Yup
@karinaherrera91204 жыл бұрын
Trey Kennedy freaking hilarious !!!!!
@joyce_music4 жыл бұрын
Hope you’re having a good day so far 💖
@Thatsright-tr2ks4 жыл бұрын
I wasNt FIRST
@lizzyhayden77024 жыл бұрын
This is pretty accurate except he forgot the married guy and the guy that insults you because you didn't immediately reply to their message.
@amystarstimulusandcrypto43034 жыл бұрын
A lot of guys also insult me who I'm not ready to meet right away that night.
@clartblart32664 жыл бұрын
Oof. Yeah. Nice guys.
@natalyaakselaleksander45024 жыл бұрын
or the one who randomly send a dick pic
@andy.84444 жыл бұрын
"???"
@internalscreaming75664 жыл бұрын
r/niceguys
@raylue62734 жыл бұрын
I love how he throws on a scarf and a cardigan and I instantly accept he is Becca now hahaha
@cappylover1923 жыл бұрын
That’s how the transgender argument works.
@cappylover1923 жыл бұрын
@@Bella111 gnostic dualism is a real killer 👏🏼😘
@JohnSmith-yf5bk2 жыл бұрын
@@Bella111 the mlp pic and “sNaRky” sparkle emojis really capture the average Twitter user
@chefneph23362 жыл бұрын
😆😆😭😭💯💯
@kp334672 жыл бұрын
@@cappylover192 Yup
@vincent-ls9lz4 жыл бұрын
"i'm desperate" still doesn't go back to the short guy lmaoo
@idontknowmuch34414 жыл бұрын
Haha so true
@inasa234 жыл бұрын
Lmao
@Alexanderbuilds20013 жыл бұрын
Cersei Lannister same
@brandonouellette15363 жыл бұрын
@Cersei Lannister I'm 5 6 bro I felt that it's a cruel world out here man
@AmetafJohora3 жыл бұрын
@@brandonouellette1536 5'6 isnt even short tho
@maizysincestarling86794 жыл бұрын
You forgot the scammer guy who lives overseas temporarily and is an army engineer. But he wants to be with you for life after talking with you for two seconds.
@laurathen7494 жыл бұрын
Maizy since Starling sounds like POF
@rachele33344 жыл бұрын
Weirdly enough, this works on my mother-in-law all the time. 🤦🏼♀️
@xilef49174 жыл бұрын
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
@calisahardy48454 жыл бұрын
Omg! Tagged guys!
@hazelnutspred33484 жыл бұрын
Yup that's happened to me many times
@jessxo43634 жыл бұрын
The one who doesn’t talk on Bumble killed me 😂
@mirofeya4 жыл бұрын
Yep. They are everywhere. Relatable af
@gracekairos4 жыл бұрын
@@aaroncadena4097 idk man the lesbians are usually pretty chatty
@hana-cb2nc4 жыл бұрын
Every single time 😆
@elizabethweigle61464 жыл бұрын
“What that mouth do??” “Too late, shut up!” 🤣🤣🤣
@Paul-yj4ml4 жыл бұрын
Story of everyguys life
@sandyquinones24584 жыл бұрын
He forgot about the one with a couple in the profile looking for a third person! 😝
@seppyq36724 жыл бұрын
Ha. I'd forgotten there are those... so true
@gretaumunozakayigema97643 жыл бұрын
True, I don’t swipe right to those
@aidanredding80583 жыл бұрын
Yep
@blythesaunders31243 жыл бұрын
omg this 😂
@aaliyahhernandez2233 жыл бұрын
THIS 😂😂😂
@H.JudahMack3 жыл бұрын
He forgot the guy with his degrees and think he is so above everyone, that he have a long list of requests to qualify dating him like a job.
@blythesaunders31243 жыл бұрын
😂 this is accurate.
@s0nnyburnett3 жыл бұрын
just like all the women on these things
@KristiLEvans13 жыл бұрын
That is harsh. Why require a job? Gold diggers would generally be fairly loyal, especially if they don’t have much personality.
@H.JudahMack3 жыл бұрын
@@KristiLEvans1 the goods, can always spot a gold digger.
@KristiLEvans13 жыл бұрын
@@H.JudahMack agreed. But for longevity a shy or very reserved gold digger is probably the best option for a shallow dude.
@rabbecasaili49414 жыл бұрын
We need Part 2, Facebook dating, POF, Okcupid, Christian dating lol many many more 🤣🤣🤣
@fuckthisshit88954 жыл бұрын
Lol yes! Man I met so many crazies on POF but I did get lucky and meet my husband back in 2012.
@nibor89zelaznog4 жыл бұрын
Rebekah Saili we know where you’re at lol
@mz73154 жыл бұрын
Facebook *dating*? Of course thats a thing.
@devanraemcdonald4 жыл бұрын
yesss! 👏🏼👏🏼👏🏼
@rabbecasaili49414 жыл бұрын
Robin G lol Where am I?
@kaziunysahnabi4 жыл бұрын
The KZbin comment section will not fail him in finding an online partner.
@meris84864 жыл бұрын
what that mouth do?
@-TheShaun-4 жыл бұрын
@@meris8486, best reply ever. I busted out laughing at that.
@amacVT4 жыл бұрын
marry me lol 😹 this is so spot on
@keriissovery95664 жыл бұрын
Meris 🤣 🤣
@AmetafJohora4 жыл бұрын
Rory Hinson damn
@lilom88464 жыл бұрын
"6'2 I guess it matters lol, love traveling, hiking, dog dad"
@TheKellendras3 жыл бұрын
I always wonder...Who does it matter to?
@brittywren28773 жыл бұрын
@@TheKellendras I'm a tall woman 6' I am attracted to men taller than me. My husband is 6'5 and he makes me feel small and safe. I like that, some tall girls like short guys. It's all in preference and what you are attracted to.
@Mila-Nova3 жыл бұрын
Dog dad is the funny part it ain't even his dog 🤣
@TheCoverFaery3 жыл бұрын
SCREAMING!!! 🤣🤣🤣
@samanthab57523 жыл бұрын
This but times a thousand 😂😂😂😂😂
@rosyreverie3 жыл бұрын
I’m a med student and the funniest thing about this is the idea that a med student has time for dating
@kmeadows3 жыл бұрын
You love Tom Hiddleston, too!?
@765lbsquat3 жыл бұрын
Med students have plenty of time for dating and partying unless they are not that smart and poor at time management.
@linearmemories3 жыл бұрын
@@765lbsquat I agree lol it didn't consume my life.
@d.boekestijn3 жыл бұрын
Well you had time to watch this video ;)
@fashionmwah3 жыл бұрын
@@linearmemories It consumed mine. Everyone’s situation is different. Too many factors to consider.
@ellieoliferovskaya4 жыл бұрын
You forgot the Indian guy writing me poems and promising me all his assets
@nadacolic77754 жыл бұрын
Yup
@ananyaupadhya19744 жыл бұрын
Why won't white boys do that to us Indian chicks mhmh 😭
@derangedxxo63524 жыл бұрын
Yup. Those SOBS be ruining it for every GENUINE Indian guy out there.
@hajeraa4 жыл бұрын
AHAHAHHAHHAHAHAHHAHA
@jtninjas67154 жыл бұрын
@@hellojelen2598 lol which ever will it be?
@Alyssa186334 жыл бұрын
Every person on tinder, ever: “I’m just here because I was curious haha”
@ed3bn9364 жыл бұрын
I swear to god is so hard to start a normal conversation these days. What do you want us to say? "I'm just here because i have a shit tons of money and i don't know where to spend it haha" See that got your attention
@Alyssa186333 жыл бұрын
@Maya Hampton true hahaha
@user-ho3fz3pt5j3 жыл бұрын
Oh haven’t you heard the new one “quarantine brought me here“
@gabrielmarinescu98533 жыл бұрын
"every girl"
@spiderwomen84103 жыл бұрын
@@user-ho3fz3pt5j literally everyone on tinder.
@WeheartPEACE_helene4 жыл бұрын
As someone who’s on and off of the dating apps for 3 years now, i have officially given up on men. 😂 this is so FKING ACCURATE
@Suz5624 жыл бұрын
Sadly accurate
@yazajag4 жыл бұрын
@Theone82 That's always how I've ended up in long-term serious relationships. In my experience i think the best way is to do something you enjoy like for example if you go to sci-fi events, conventions, book clubs, wine tasting, meditation, dance etc, or adult classes, and the events happen weekly or a couple times a week or even monthly/bi- monthly(Even can look into interests through social media) and you start seeing the same faces, get to know them in a no- pressure environment and then it feels more natural. I've met a BF in college, through friend of friends and in bands, etc. Of courses now everyone has to wait because of this isolation and quarantine 😱 but it's something to look into for whoever is still looking but doesn't want to force it.
@MsMimi1274 жыл бұрын
PUHREACH
@elena65164 жыл бұрын
Boys are on apps. Men are at work and at home.
@Teddy984 жыл бұрын
Yasmine Grant You are so damn social. HOW do you want me to be so social? Gurl you crazyyy?? 😳😳
@colby10320014 жыл бұрын
This is an accurate representation of online dating. The nice one whose profile gets deleted is spot on.
@Chahlie2 жыл бұрын
That's because he was a scammer and got caught using somebody else's profile pic and has amassed over $1 million from different women......
@ImJustSayin20144 жыл бұрын
The Bumble guy just staring and not responding is so freaking accurate 😂
@mvspiralgirl4 жыл бұрын
Jesus im shy but im engaging on dates then cut to the guy and crickets???
@amystarstimulusandcrypto43034 жыл бұрын
Yep.
@MsMimi1274 жыл бұрын
no one ever replies on bumble it's such a scam
@stephelisabeth31434 жыл бұрын
Mary V guys are used to women not replying to their openers on other sites so it’s almost like they only use Bumble because they want to punish all of the women who didn’t respond lmao 😂
@tanleelee2684 жыл бұрын
I used bumble. I cracked up at the mute guy. I swear the men just swiped all every possible profile as long as it has a photo so that they can get a match. And bumble is supposed to be more selective because its only allows females to start the convo but precisely because of this a lot of men decided to swipe on everyone just to get a match.
@jessicahoward90464 жыл бұрын
You forgot the "just so you know I'm not looking for anything"" after the first "hi how are you"
@miamoi50634 жыл бұрын
Yes omg.
@nikki72874 жыл бұрын
Jessica Howard Exactly 😂
@vikkisprouse65844 жыл бұрын
This kind of guys are trash
@miamoi50634 жыл бұрын
This is when u know he's not the dick you're looking for
@Suz5624 жыл бұрын
@@miamoi5063 🤣😂🤣😂
@rayenaouadi31903 жыл бұрын
I like how she says she’s desperate after just rejecting a perfectly fine 5’6 guy smh
@Chahlie2 жыл бұрын
I always put in my bio that physical disabilities were fine, still didn't help. Height is not a physical disability mind, but it's the least of my concerns :)
@christinagrinstead11232 жыл бұрын
@FireEmeralds76 I'm like 5'5" and all the guys I've liked so far are 5'6" lol
@kayjeffs37412 жыл бұрын
Ooooh please...Men are always talking about how they don't like fat women...Men are shallow too...in fact...more shallow...
@chloehammond28364 жыл бұрын
When you see the same people on all the apps 😂 relatable
@skydaddyissues38842 жыл бұрын
Small town problems
@jillianelise54 жыл бұрын
The most awkward moment is when you find people from high school who are also on the site😬
@Andrea-xs4ny4 жыл бұрын
Jillian Elise - Or your ex-husband.
@excuseme15434 жыл бұрын
@niyaz ahamed NO! haha i swipe left as soon as I see a profile i recognize lmao
@jillianelise54 жыл бұрын
@niyaz ahamed no: (
@momentsformoms94674 жыл бұрын
Haha...someone found me (back when I was 21) & I was using a fake name too. 🤦♀️😭 😆
@xilef49174 жыл бұрын
hahhaaaaaa yas or the one you already know
@artistgirl1134 жыл бұрын
“Not to be weird or anything... i am like 5”6, 5”7 with shoes on” *slams door* 😂😂
@connormitchell80484 жыл бұрын
Story of my life. Get rejected by girls all the time. I'm 5'8" and even girls like 5'2" will reject me.
@poppopp27004 жыл бұрын
@@connormitchell8048 Not every woman is an angel.
@kevinb3144 жыл бұрын
Girl- finds perfect guy Guy- I’m under 6’ Girl- you owe me $100 for wasting my time!
@electric3364 жыл бұрын
@@connormitchell8048 Dang. Sorry, dude.
@graceo45934 жыл бұрын
I’m 5”8 and my BF is 5”5 doesn’t bother me🤙
@gilly_axolotl3 жыл бұрын
Not caring about height is the best non-preference ever. I'm 5 inches taller than my bf but it's never become an issue for either of us. His confidence and lack of insecurity in his height was a huge selling point. We both had jokes in our bio about our physical aspects that people may see as deal breakers (his height and my prosthetic leg).
@ChanaRo6133 жыл бұрын
I'm 5" taller than my husband, the only person who ever had a problem with it was our wedding photographer, who wanted me to bend my knees in every photo so I would look shorter. After like 2 photos I went "um, NO."
@gilly_axolotl3 жыл бұрын
@@ChanaRo613 I'd be like hell no. If a photographer can't get people in a way that represents them, whats the point
@complicatedcoco10823 жыл бұрын
@@ChanaRo613 that’s beautiful ❤️ I honestly don’t see why people make height such a big deal. Height doesn’t represent who you are as a person lol. I understand a preference but people are really out here making height a requirement smh
@goldfishcrayon4 жыл бұрын
Being married to a short man gives me an excuse *not* to wear heels and I love it (and him).
@SF-zf1ik2 жыл бұрын
this
@Gracklecrackle4 жыл бұрын
Don’t forget the one that pretends to be a nice guy then says 1 month in says “i’M NoT lOoKinG fOR AnYthInG seRioUs rIGht NoW”
@victoriaaairl4 жыл бұрын
Moongaze101 been there
@Juliaa.rosee74 жыл бұрын
They're the worst😒
@IHateCouchPotatos4 жыл бұрын
Omg yessssss
@catscl0set4 жыл бұрын
Omg yes!!!! Hahaha had that happen to me with a guy from tinder. After we met in person that was his exact line.
@Joseph33913994 жыл бұрын
Some people are just not looking for anything serious, especially after a relationship. It's important to have some single time after a breakup before jumping into anything serious
@cherylgreen80434 жыл бұрын
At this point I’m totally okay with being single for the rest of my life lol
@starrynight19824 жыл бұрын
Same
@failedattemptdnd4 жыл бұрын
And glad I’m already married so I don’t have to go through this crap 😂
@freezycold51814 жыл бұрын
Being single is great. I love my wallet being full
@someone_thattalkstopics4 жыл бұрын
Me to
@RicardoLoDice4 жыл бұрын
Are you still single? :)
@DarthFurie4 жыл бұрын
Being married isn't always easy but this reminds me what a struggle being single is
@RunningaTightShipwreck3 жыл бұрын
Preach! After more than 20 years in, I can't go back......ever.
@CoCo-eu1hg2 жыл бұрын
I have to agree, I would never want to be single in this day and age. I said that to my so the other day, all just be alone and all have alot of cats to fill the void. Lol. I already have two.
@nadineowens27814 жыл бұрын
OMG! The personality that says "you and me" then makes the slapping sound with his hands killed me 😂
@akmalsharifudin664 жыл бұрын
The 5'6 dude situation is too real. A moment of silence for our fellow short bro.
@orbit22714 жыл бұрын
F
@buildalifeworthliving45514 жыл бұрын
F
@doriot5434 жыл бұрын
Come to Asia. That's like average.
@maryprice84584 жыл бұрын
Hang in there short dudes! It's not always like that:)
@dogeical37334 жыл бұрын
F
@jessicahoward90464 жыл бұрын
It's like he looked into my eyes, pulled apart my soul and vomited my entire dating history onto a KZbin video
@amystarstimulusandcrypto43034 жыл бұрын
Same here.
@Suz5624 жыл бұрын
Same lol
@MadsDMads4 жыл бұрын
The one Bumble guy who didn’t respond....ya...I felt that 😖
@erin26254 жыл бұрын
Wait, I've watched this several times and just realized at the end he said "Hey! It's me! Cousin Earl!" 🤣🤣🤣😱💀
@Hockeygirl574 жыл бұрын
Omg I just realized that 😂
@NitaKerns4 жыл бұрын
This is exactly what its like being a straight woman on dating apps. And why does everyone enjoy "hiking"?,
@julie628114 жыл бұрын
Nita Kerns lmao and catching fish
@june88984 жыл бұрын
😂 no body hikes
@hbenny57524 жыл бұрын
they want you to know that they know where to hide bodies
@Suz5624 жыл бұрын
And going to the gym lol
@breonamullins53464 жыл бұрын
@@june8898 facts 😭😭😭
@sheenatalks85294 жыл бұрын
What about all the guys with shirtless gym pics or pics of them holding up a fish they caught?? They're the only two types on there it seems 😂😂😂
@_mini_mantras4 жыл бұрын
SheenaTalks I can’t stand the fish photos.
@sheenatalks85294 жыл бұрын
@@_mini_mantras me neither! I kinda hate the shirtless gym ones too tbh 😂
@rachaeldunlap78594 жыл бұрын
And chances are it's a fish pic from like 3 years prior 😂
@choosyduchess254 жыл бұрын
true, true. the fish photos drives me nuts. 😂😂😂
@eagillum4 жыл бұрын
You guys, don't forget the one where they're taking a selfie in the driver's seat of their car, with the seat belt still on.
@angryalice56293 жыл бұрын
I’m cry laughing! It’s so great to know that there is a man out there who recognises women’s online dating problem! Thank you! 🙏
@Werewolf.with.Internet.Access3 жыл бұрын
Excuse me, I need to go tell my gf that I’m so grateful we’re in a committed relationship.
@ChanaRo6133 жыл бұрын
Just watching this video makes me really appreciate my husband!
@veronicaestigoy57804 жыл бұрын
How has this man accurately depicted our female dating struggles? 🤣
@kesogonzaga26714 жыл бұрын
He’s also accurately shown that there is about 1 girl for every 15 guys, now imagine women being just as crazy as guys and you succesfully depicted a male’s struggles. 😅
@watchlistener4 жыл бұрын
@@kesogonzaga2671 agreed. now what?!? 😂
@reidpurvis45314 жыл бұрын
Yeah finding a decent guy is hard. All of the good ones are under 6' LMAO could you imagine
@VeenaMichelle4 жыл бұрын
Or the.. "girl omg you live 20 miles away? Sorry I don't do long distance " ....usually happens In LA😂
@veronicaestigoy57804 жыл бұрын
@@VeenaMichelle YES, it's so sad but true 😔
@chelsealeann19994 жыл бұрын
*this users account has been deleted* I’m dead 💀
@BreckH4 жыл бұрын
Chelsea Leann I laughed sooo hard cuz that situation literally happened before watching this vid!
@chelsealeann19994 жыл бұрын
Breck S seriously 😂 that is so ironic
@paperviewproductions57594 жыл бұрын
Almost spit out my drink at that one.
@ajdidas34294 жыл бұрын
Chelsea Leann How’d you write this comment then
@choosyduchess254 жыл бұрын
This happened to me on Bumble. I saw his message asking me out on a date. I decided to reply to him after work. When I got back, his account was already deleted. It could be, he really deleted it or the other women mass reported him to be a creepy dude or scammer. I wouldn't know if I dodged a bullet.
@jojobrown25044 жыл бұрын
Bumble was so accurate. People on there are just passing the time .
@clare56873 жыл бұрын
Being 31 and single... this is so accurate. It’s so frustrating lol.
@dominick9514 жыл бұрын
Women dating struggles: Quantity over quality Men dating struggles: almost zero Quantity and maybe quality who knows
@dominick9514 жыл бұрын
@@hugejackedman7423 that's a much better way to put it.
@tabithathewholistic4 жыл бұрын
FACTS
@Haywire57144 жыл бұрын
@@hugejackedman7423 there is definitely a preferred one
@mirofeya4 жыл бұрын
It is not the same in Russia. Normal guys get a lot of attention, and became very picky.
@ItsAsparageese4 жыл бұрын
@@g.i.r.l. You misunderstand the OP comment. They're saying women on dating apps are faced with a ton of quantity and little quality, not that that's the preference
@meganjane6874 жыл бұрын
"Becca! its Josh, from tinder!" "shut up! I'm done with y--" 😂😂😂😂😂😭😭😭😭
@ahsokatano22394 жыл бұрын
I got so lucky... I didn’t even find my boyfriend on a dating app, we started talking cause we both got on the highest score board for an online game and we started talking.
@thestarlightforge65684 жыл бұрын
That’s fking fantastic.
@destree63484 жыл бұрын
That's so cool. I met someone on a casino app lol 😂
@paulschultz80113 жыл бұрын
And then you became a Star Wars character
@cappylover1923 жыл бұрын
Woah did you meet online?
@Kattywagon293 жыл бұрын
I thought I was lucky like that once. I met a guy playing World of Warcraft. He lived outta state, moved to MY state to further our relationship and revealed himself to be a loser shortly after we got engaged a year or so later. Thennnnn I met a guy at a card shop (I play Magic the Gathering) and he was amazing - but he had his heart set on moving to Japan. I dated him anyway for 8 months. Now he lives in Japan, we're best friends and we have been for about 6 years and talk almost everyday(despite the time difference), but still. We actually only ever should've been friends anyway, but I digress because THENNNNN I met another guy at the card shop (went back to the proverbial well) and dated a guy for 4 1/2 years who decided he didn't want to get married after all. I broke up with him, gave myself some time to reflect and re-evaluate my life choices before going back out there and t h e n COVID so that's where I'm at right now. Gotta vent sometimes, ya know?
@sharonoteng50054 жыл бұрын
This seriously needs a part 2 Met a good one on tinder, lasted a month, met a really good one on bumble, still in friendzone with that one
@zacli76994 жыл бұрын
I'm a 5'6" med student...
@MsASJ4 жыл бұрын
That’s hot
@LEIGHT3R3 жыл бұрын
Is the video factual?
@irongirltoni3 жыл бұрын
You'll get all the ladies/gents don't worry
@giygas_95773 жыл бұрын
My eyes saw "meth student". 😂
@okiedokie28403 жыл бұрын
@@MsASJ yes
@gill4264 жыл бұрын
I laughed SO hard!!! This is so accurate! I'm a girl and I'm not even using the apps that he mentioned but the dating app that I'm on is just like this to a T! It's crazy! You have the guy who sends you text wall after text wall after you've only said "Hi, how are you?", has everything planned to the wedding and tells you you're the one and he can't stop thinking about you. The next guy can't hold a two-word conversation even if you keep asking varied questions. And then you have the usual "Let's bang." interaction and people trying to bargain you into one night stands even if you've already made clear that you're Christian. It ain't a lot of fun, I can tell you. I would gladly take the farmer though! Great video! :D
@firedmotion4 жыл бұрын
Yes its also bad when you even have a couple that invites you to become a couple with them...Yes..it has happened!!😂
@aliciahunt26084 жыл бұрын
@@firedmotion SAME!
@beyondthesunpodcast4 жыл бұрын
The farmer was ‘Cousin Earl’ though...🤔 🚫
@-TheShaun-4 жыл бұрын
It's not fun for guys either. Either she's annoyed by our detailed response, creeped out that we plan for the future, bored when we don't have much to say, or grossed out when we admit we want sex even though girls want it too just as much. Wait....... I'm the guy you were talking about. Shit! How do I delete a youtube profile? Edit: I'm trying to use humor to pick you up right now. Is it working? Are you salivating at thoughts of my wang doodle yet? Can you just meet my parents and pretend to be my girlfriend so they won't think I'm gay?
@Penelope4164 жыл бұрын
@@-TheShaun- bro wtf?
@nadeen11114 жыл бұрын
FOR ALL MY SHORT GUYS OUT THERE, I LOVE YOU I'm here for yOu I hate having to physically look up at Skyscraper Men If we're eye level, you the one
@bluesquirrel24723 жыл бұрын
Spread that love
@lynnbryan36684 жыл бұрын
This is so true! Lol I’m 62 and men are still like this!
@allisonhalley35164 жыл бұрын
Mom: Why don't you meet a nice guy with a dating app? Me: *THIS*
@benjaminfarias91694 жыл бұрын
There are plenty of nice guys on dating apps, but nobody wants to date them because they're 5'6" or under.
@wildolive36304 жыл бұрын
@AllisonHalley The struggle is real
@amystarstimulusandcrypto43034 жыл бұрын
@@benjaminfarias9169 I like guys that height.
@benjaminfarias91694 жыл бұрын
@@amystarstimulusandcrypto4303 how u doin? 😉
@picantesworld77234 жыл бұрын
@@benjaminfarias9169 😂
@sampeterkoski55894 жыл бұрын
just looking for a guy who will feed me 🌮 and call me pretty
@mfrebel78314 жыл бұрын
Same
@simspigeon94814 жыл бұрын
Hey
@purwandari25184 жыл бұрын
My new bio 👌
@comedyferret4 жыл бұрын
You up??
@tawnie92044 жыл бұрын
Until they do and then you get feelings, he ain’t about that commitment thing.
@beautyinsimplicity34613 жыл бұрын
I was on Bumble and all the guys want to do is text. They ask you out for drinks but never actually arrange a date, it's so weird. Why even be on a dating app if all you really want is to text.
@TravelBug1893 жыл бұрын
They’re just bored at work passing the time they don’t actually want to meet. And/or they have a girlfriend/wife
@loudandclear65883 жыл бұрын
@@TravelBug189 lol that’s accurate
@haileyhudson41572 жыл бұрын
Yes exactly lol
@yahwehsdaughterromans11644 жыл бұрын
Lol that was a perfect representation of how that goes lol. Shoot I just decided to let Jesus bring me my husband 😂
@GaiaNeh10133 жыл бұрын
I'm going to just marry Jesus at this point!
@18missmm4 жыл бұрын
These sketches are so accurate, it's scary! Even in his white girl voice, they're SPOT ON!!! 🤣😂😂😂😭😭💀
@katherinemartindale20224 жыл бұрын
and the white girl mandatory scarf
@yulianaalexandra23854 жыл бұрын
@MarvelDC girl 1255643 2354 he's surely acting as a white woman :) scarf or not.
@kbene234 жыл бұрын
the ghosting in conversations... _haunts_ me
@VanBurenOfficial4 жыл бұрын
Ghosting is the realest thing since The Hanseatic League
@Cecilia.274 жыл бұрын
When I get ghosted I always say "this house is clean" haha!! Bye!
@Official_Meshay4 жыл бұрын
Ghosted...haunt. I see what you did there😏 But yeah, freaking same. 🙄
@m.d5944 жыл бұрын
Cecilia Esmeralda that a good way of looking at it
@IAmJustB4 жыл бұрын
Just when I was thinking of giving online dating another try I am reminded of all the reasons not to!! 🤣😂🤣😂
@mjboutin72243 жыл бұрын
This is the best and most accurate thing I’ve ever seen on KZbin.
@CelestialWriter014 жыл бұрын
It’s exactly like this.
@chantalcrane11634 жыл бұрын
“Just trying to navigate this crazy app” LMAO if that isn’t me
@jenweatherwax71134 жыл бұрын
This is brilliant 😂🤣 Please do one from the guy’s side. I’ve heard there’s tons of flower crown pics, “love hiking,” and too many filter pics
@kokomel234 жыл бұрын
“WHAT DAT MOUF DO?! 🗣” 😂🤣😂 too funny!!!
@TomDeVito4 жыл бұрын
"Too late..shut up" 😂😂😂😂😂😂
@soclassc62384 жыл бұрын
When he said, "What dat mouth do?!?!" I about lost it! 😂😂😂😂 dudes can be so rude & look at you crazy when you get mad.
@TXejas194 жыл бұрын
Yes! What since does that make
@tawnie92044 жыл бұрын
I’ll tell you what my mouth does, come sit with me and I’ll tell you about Jesus. Do you know what He did? Do you know what Sin and Repent of Sin means?
@jessicahoward90464 жыл бұрын
Ooooh and "I'm a nice guy". Bro if you feel the need to tell me you're a nice guy, you're not a nice guy
@MsMimi1274 жыл бұрын
yaaaaaaaas
@blackswiftie28604 жыл бұрын
Amen
@charleygriffiths3 жыл бұрын
The accuracy of this actually hurts 😂
@bueno074 жыл бұрын
I've been in a relationship for 9 years. I can't even imagine being single right now and exploring the dating world.
@Lemons199020104 жыл бұрын
These have been some of my exact experiences with online dating. I deleted my profiles and apps and am convinced that I'll be alone forever
@shannongeisler1414 жыл бұрын
I’ve given up on online dating 😂 I did it for a short season and it was not good for me lol. Now I’m just praying I find someone in a more traditional way 😬
@MsMimi1274 жыл бұрын
legit, same.
@roseelariyu50123 жыл бұрын
Same here!! People met before the internet lol...we are all here afterall.
@aestheticpastel59833 жыл бұрын
Ask a cute guy out in a coffee saying, also can i get ur number
@nomkhithas77523 жыл бұрын
Me too.
@keahiggs90693 жыл бұрын
Literally same. 😅
@jeffriegonzalez99384 жыл бұрын
Short guy: PhD at 25, owns a home, adopts 3 rescue dogs, love family and travel and is super funny Girl: ugh Tall guy: I like beer Girls: 😍
@anastasiahey23274 жыл бұрын
Same for guys but with hourglass figure :)
@brandonchilders26674 жыл бұрын
6'6" here. Pretty much
@Naturally2Sexy4 жыл бұрын
Not even. If I could find a PhD guy with all his shit together I'm all in
@_amoopoint_14584 жыл бұрын
So true.
@LisaNaomi244 жыл бұрын
I'd take the shortie. :)
@danakellybratt70034 жыл бұрын
Hinge: “I love that you are forward and said you’re looking for a potential relationship! Btw I’m not sure what I’m looking for just seeing where things go.”
@natalyaakselaleksander45024 жыл бұрын
This is literaLLy my life. I stopped dating apps for good. I AM DONE, BRO! I worked so hard to be upfront about not being there for hookups and wanted a decent guy and nothing fancy but they were either really good looking but want to just have sex or they were 'meh' looking and depressed with no job. Or they were all after my butt and body which I learned not to post if I wanted a decent man. Anyway, this vid was so relatable and hilarious, especially with the short med student guy 😂
@rutheigirl964 жыл бұрын
I’m shook at the accuracy. And also sad
@justmika69644 жыл бұрын
I know i got the feels too on this
@asez44944 жыл бұрын
"just looking for a guy who will feed me tacos and call me pretty" ok wait i wasn't ready to be personally attacked like this
@DonaBologna4 жыл бұрын
Imagine if you're a woman and you actually post looking for a one night stand... 2,050 replies. A friend told me. Lol
@brenden0843 жыл бұрын
“Just work LMAO” is the best
@kyledonohue83354 жыл бұрын
The 5'6", 5'7" comment hurt lol
@chellejack34804 жыл бұрын
Well, girls are notorious stuck up about a man's height. Too bad, because they're missing out on meeting a possible partner.
@chocolatecuban4 жыл бұрын
@@chellejack3480 Because men aren't shallow or stuck up about anything.
@famouswarriorofgrace97754 жыл бұрын
My husband is an inch and a half shorter than me. Going on 14 years of marriage.
@chellejack34804 жыл бұрын
@@chocolatecuban Did I say that? I never mentioned men at all. You did. I guess you thought I should mention the flaws of both sexes in a youtube comment section.
@nisisofthehalo40914 жыл бұрын
As a woman I didn’t know that was a thing. I got into it with a friend because she couldn’t believe that I would date a man shorter than me. Like if you love someone how can that matter?
@kzcreationzmore4 жыл бұрын
Him: “I’m 5’6.. 5’7 with shoes on.” *is midget* Me: but.... but I’m 5’2....
@Sirirenen4 жыл бұрын
Portable
@zoi16714 жыл бұрын
I feel you im also 5’2 😩
@Firdaus_284 жыл бұрын
Perks of being a really short girl is most of the time the guys are taller even the ones that seem short
@kzcreationzmore4 жыл бұрын
@Firdaus • True lol
@tysofly254 жыл бұрын
So u have the height of a toddler?😂
@tessahall797 Жыл бұрын
I love the guy that unmatches you after you start having a decent or good conversation. You start getting to know each other and then they’re gone. Or the guy who have a great banter or conversation with that you never hear from again. Why? Why even waste my time if you had no interest in actually meeting.
@wandasexton6434 жыл бұрын
That is so hysterical and so accurate. Bumble is the worst dating site for ghosting. And the biggest one for men seeking polyamorous relationships. But all the dating sites that men don't care what you're right they look at your picture and they just swipe on you LMAO and they don't come anywhere close to what you're looking for😂😂😂
@your1supporter4 жыл бұрын
"Too late! Shut up!" 😂😂
@Demonreached4 жыл бұрын
This video is about 87.3% hilarious, and 12.7% depressing. It's also 100% entertaining.
@loudandclear65883 жыл бұрын
And true
@mishqahbake54384 жыл бұрын
The more I watch it the funnier it is 🤣🤣🤣
@FamilieVideos864 жыл бұрын
Every now and then when it gets quiet in my apartment I yell to my roommate "WHAT THAT MOUTH DO?!" I can't see her face, but I hear immediate laughter.
@jillianelise54 жыл бұрын
Generalized Guy Online dating profile: *Insert the office meme* *Insert height* *Insert emoji* *Insert multiple group pics of similar people with no telling of who is who*
@heatherwaite4454 жыл бұрын
The group pics drive me crazy, I ain’t swiping when idk which one you are
@debreescaemanuelle18434 жыл бұрын
the group pics are frustrating me
@adamchapman33584 жыл бұрын
Some people would have a group photo as their drivers license picture if they could 😂🤣
@jillianelise54 жыл бұрын
@@heatherwaite445 YES SAME
@jillianelise54 жыл бұрын
@@debreescaemanuelle1843 they are so annoying
@aprilrhoffmann4 жыл бұрын
"Coming back for seconds? ..." "UGH NO..." This hit me personally rofl... I've made this mistake a few times and it is sooo horrifying. ...like damn their cute, but nondescript face for fooling me again! ...Ugh remember THAT face ...STEER CLEAR BEECH! *smacks self* ..jeebuz.
@marcusmiles42344 жыл бұрын
The Farmers only lmfao🤣🤣🤣
@Eric-wj9cu3 жыл бұрын
man you didn't fuck around..had to jump right in with the 'im a nurse' 😂😂
@justj694 жыл бұрын
This is sooooo accurate! I have a 28 year old daughter who has the most hilarious (yet sad) stories about dating these days. She could literally write a book & this video was pretty much on point. She's taught me some new terms too.....Ghosting & Zombied. What has dating come to?!
@sewcrazy94334 жыл бұрын
Go ahead feel sorry for me. I'm to begin dating again after 12 years of no action, and I'm a 60 year old female.
@justj694 жыл бұрын
@@sewcrazy9433 oh boy! Well hopefully the men you date will have the same thoughts on the current dating scene & what NOT to do. Best of luck to you!
@sewcrazy94334 жыл бұрын
@@justj69 Thanks a bunch. May you and your daughter have love eternal.
@potmki66014 жыл бұрын
It came to men feeling high on anonimity. They wouldn't act like that with a friend of a friend or a coworker, but they can't date IRL anymore, they can only be rude and pushy with thousands of women until they stumble upon a lady who somewhat accepts it
@justj694 жыл бұрын
@@potmki6601 I would hope no woman with any self respect would accept it. It's really unfortunate that young people seem to lack social skills due to the internet. The real world is not what's online
@uneedtherapy424 жыл бұрын
On-lline dating reality: Most are "one and done" other's are meet up...kind of get along... text each other for a few days then saying "hey how's your day going?" until one of you ghosts the other Rinse, lather, repeat
@VeenaMichelle4 жыл бұрын
Lol omg I thought I was the only one going through this shit 😅
@dorianr47704 жыл бұрын
ugh, true. but why?
@zeldaxoxo65393 жыл бұрын
So true 😂😂😂
@okaygee41323 жыл бұрын
Sadly, too accurate.
@xxmarletjosorixx3 жыл бұрын
So true
@jnp4444 жыл бұрын
I've watched a few of your videos....this one made me subscribe. You're hilarious and so accurate 🤣🤣😂🤣😂🤣🤣
@lilagarvin67224 жыл бұрын
Part 2 please! Keep the dating sites personalities coming! There are so many more! Hilarious!
@BlankCanvas884 жыл бұрын
It’s weird seeing Trey flirt with himself for 5 minutes. 😳
@bufficliff89783 жыл бұрын
It's so understood in my mind that the scarf is woman time that it didn't even cross my mind
@AnnaTalks-videos2 жыл бұрын
@@bufficliff8978 I genuinely saw them all as different people 😂
@paulschultz80112 жыл бұрын
“You’re honestly super pretty” Positive self talk
@Jel10024 жыл бұрын
"WHAT DAT MOUTH DO?!" 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
@Tex2009504 жыл бұрын
YUCK !!!!
@Idontcare-he9cq4 жыл бұрын
“WHAT THAT MOUTH DO”?!
@raramama4 жыл бұрын
I am lightheaded from laughing at the short guy reveal.😂😅😭This is way too accurate!
@tnc9254 жыл бұрын
Single guy that has been to Thailand.....RED FLAG!!! Does not matter why you went I will never believe you went on a “mission”...
@nodmyhead61984 жыл бұрын
May I ask why? Is it because tourists go there to exploit the rampant child prostitution or am I being too nihilistic?
@tnc9254 жыл бұрын
nod my head yes, that would be my reasoning.
@Luanovapodcast4 жыл бұрын
Sigh my literal life... you’re clearly going through my matches. I’m trying not to cry 😩🥺
@BlindingDarkness11114 жыл бұрын
The slappy hands were both the grossest and funniest!!!! 🤣🤣🤮🤣🤣
@patrickjdrahman4 жыл бұрын
The hard work that goes into the editing is awesome 👏
@dgyrlc11234 жыл бұрын
Man, I couldn't even imagine dating today! This is just too much for me. If I ever get a divorce, I'm just going to stay single!
@fourtwenty18134 жыл бұрын
It fucking sucks
@AlottaBoulchit4 жыл бұрын
Stuff like this makes me glad I'm an "aromantic asexual." I'll never have to deal with modern dating. 😂 Good luck vibes to all the folks out there looking for lasting love!
@lauramays92964 жыл бұрын
@@AlottaBoulchit Haha XD. Ah, it's nice to see a fellow member of the community in the comments! I'm on the asexual spectrum and don't want a sexual relationship, and I'm only just starting to find someone...it feels like finding a guy who I liked who would be genuinely happy and respectful of that would be a miracle. XD Though I know there must be guys out there who would. Thanks for wishing everyone well!
@AlottaBoulchit4 жыл бұрын
@@lauramays9296 HELLO FELLOW ACE ! 💜💜💜💜💜 It does seem like a daunting task wanting to find someone who's ok with a lack or absence of sex. I do believe there's Ace dating services now for finding platonic life partners though! :DD 💜💜💜
@jenniferclaudio89374 жыл бұрын
You and me both.
@christinascroggins65704 жыл бұрын
Plenty of Fish would've been too vulgar for him to do. 😂😂😂
@_mini_mantras4 жыл бұрын
Christina Scroggins pof is insane
@aicsabres614 жыл бұрын
POF was the worst
@notaburneraccount4 жыл бұрын
One time someone said they swiped right on me because I said I was asthmatic 💀💀💀