Steven Universe: Infinity War CRACK [WARNING: LOUD & SPOILERS]

i spent all week on this video and spent like five hours alone on the reunited part
also, i bought like five songs for this video bc I'm Legal
also also, i couldnt figure out how to shitpost some parts that i really liked so if theres something i missed, sorry about that. im just Enthusatic and TireD
also also also, yeah the title's not a lie. i used a lot of bass and distortion in premiere and ableton.
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[@Tri0xide]

apparently this video's getting views again so be sure to watch the sequel (kzbin.info/www/bejne/jaKskqCPqauXesU) and its sequel (kzbin.info/www/bejne/gYTSc5R3gZ6BmJo)

[@Ash_6614]

Hey man this video was ace pump out more of your content

[@Kai-og9pk]

Triöxide ok that ending tho. That fucking killed me. I applaud 👏🏻

[@foxrexfnaf1483]

The sequel of the sequel of the sequel of the sequel of the sequel of the sequel of the sequel of the sequel

[@MoMo-sf8vk]

it is now a 404

[@thechillonee5533]

The first had me laughing instantly and I could not stop laughing nice job bruh 🤣👌🏾👌🏾👌🏾👍🏾

[@mr.consent5509]

"Not all pearls know each other Steven" "You know, like a *LIAR* " * canned laughter *

[@julietadavila9397]

How funny, *Liar* like her diamond :D * Ugly laughs *

[@mythmusic3436]

420 likes

[@erikferrelli7385]

You know, she didn't lie... She just didn't say the whole truth, either.

[@demonqueen8351]

yeah. pearl the hak you know all 3 orher pearl's (that we know of) you should stop it.

[@garbagetoaster8828]

*Ruby and Sapphire get married* You can hear the joyful yells of a thousand gays.

[@Tri0xide]

padparadscha's at least 24% of those joyful yells

[@sylvie_on]

Including me.

[@ha_jackrblxalt331]

lesbians*

[@cyanide_crow7970]

But I'm not gay...

[@spacekid9680]

@@sylvie_on AND ME!!!!!!!!! STUFF IT, HOMOPHOBES!!!! YEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHH!!!! 🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍🌈

[@FutileFroggie]

*gay in distress* *UNINTELLIGIBLE LESBIAN CRYING*

[@coolguy-bn1bn]

:C

[@justanotherstranger3672]

This is not okay

[@FutileFroggie]

@@justanotherstranger3672 huh?

[@justanotherstranger3672]

@@FutileFroggie 😭

[@FutileFroggie]

@@justanotherstranger3672 😅

[@hoppie2754]

Pearl:* looks at pink * Pink:* looks at pearl * Pearl’s mind: *Im gay*

[@nicholaspidwarko8786]

Well your not wrong

[@movedaccountscyayalls7119]

lmao

[@pea3407]

Steven universe is about a boy living with his 3 lesbian gem parents and finding other lesbian gems in space and while that’s goes on the fandom dose ships

[@blockeontheleafeon]

And Also the Show Started with him finding out that Ice Cream Gave him Powers but not Really. It's the Friendship that counts.

[@Kaixcs_]

Also rose/pink was probably bi

[@mele8332]

smol demon AND thats the whole story

[@abubakral-spongebob4270]

And a angry banana

[@kokonutnut5277]

smol demon 4*

[@justaperson15_78]

“Just like...” *”...ADVENTURE TIMEEEEEE”* Me: *IM NOT OKAY*

[@spacekid9680]

I'm biiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii

[@ralsyisscared4283]

3:33 Pearl: You cant have drinks in here! Steven, hoarsely: *this is flour*

[@riddlemyfiddle5788]

6:08 I HAVE LITERALLY BEEN WAITING TO FIND THAT PERSON THAT ONE PERSON WHO FOUND THE CONNECTION *welcome to the home for peculiar children*

[@rayssasantos6815]

Do you know the name of this song?

[@Angelicall]

This is just pure gold!.. Either that or I’m just deliriously tired...

[@Tri0xide]

lol get some sleep

[@Angelicall]

Triöxide I did, and it’s still funny 😆😂

[@coolguy-bn1bn]

@@Tri0xide . 0.

[@hunteroconnell3626]

Sameness It’s 2:13 at the moment lol

[@The-Spaceducky]

When there’s only one season left of Steven universe su fandom: 11:43

[@cyannyan2394]

When they announce steven universe future after saying there's no season 6 9:26

[@Tri0xide]

lets hope the diamond days crack is better than this amirite

[@sparrowwing5347]

Is it going to be called "Steven Universe: Endgame"?

[@Tri0xide]

na thats what i named my voltron s8 crack and im trying to not reuse names

[@coolguy-bn1bn]

Gaydar

[@undyneultra8958]

​@@Tri0xide you called your voltron s8 crack "Steven Universe: Endgame"?

[@lol-wt3td]

it's all great equally ❤ days later, it is called road trip

[@renzie6775]

9:56 ...Connie...got...affected.... WHAT

[@cyannyan2394]

Everyone: 6:17

[@garbagetoaster8828]

The real question is who gave a 14 year old a license to get people married.

[@Tri0xide]

thats an excellent question

[@imorstrash8985]

Well his father is millionaire and well this is a cartoon, sometimes it doesn't make sense.

[@shermyandbeth6395]

@@Tri0xide *HE'S THE PRESIDENT OF THIS MOFOIN WORLD GUDAMMIT!!!*

[@audabeauxdi3934]

It is technically his planet. 🤨😏

[@TheKingOfSoup]

The state of Delmarva, so, Delaware?

[@water-mg3hy]

Theres one thing i dont undersand... HOW DOES SAPPHIRE SEE WITH THE BANGS ON HER EYE BALL KHPUHPHCLHJMFKTKFTJJ

[@masonford2412]

4:39 me showing up to my girlfriends place when she texts "I'm alone ❤❤❤"

[@imorstrash8985]

Wait do you have multiple girlfriends? :0

[@Plantwot]

*wait do you show up on a purple horse to?*

[@sobble9082]

So deos that mean you have a gem on youre hand

[@saifxali1]

So does that mean she wasn’t really alone? 🤣

[@mange2696]

1:35 I choked and hit my head really hard on my computer in pain

[@wolfpaws4903]

F

[@crispyeggroll6725]

F

[@alphonse6803]

F

[@missmaeve_]

Annnnd F

[@kayka543]

F

[@corv1d770]

Subbed for John Mulaney references

[@justyouraverageidiot8858]

i just realized, the diamond hand ship things were quietly watching behind the cloud, i imagine the diamonds were just enjoying the wedding until they realized they should do their job, that'd be hilarious

[@ferrinleonsons6620]

also holy shit this so iconic, absolutely legendary, made by the maddest lad. gods this is awesome

[@aaaeee1484]

7:29 - 7:32 *"MOVE I'M GAY"* Me wheezing while laughing: *-DYING-* *HAPPY LAUGHING TEARS*

[@dawnbray8325]

9:54 no every gem that comes in contact with Steven turns trader

[@justyouraverageidiot8858]

how did you ignore Sapphire saying "WHY WOULD SHE BE A COWBOY?!"

[@Tri0xide]

bc mkatwood beat me to the punch w/memeing that part

[@removed857]

10:54 = When they should have played the Deja vu song

[@Inkgoing]

I’m on it. Check my posts and I’ll eventually get to it

[@garbagetoaster8828]

*Amethyst looks down at her gem* It was at this moment Jackson knew he f***ed up.

[@wondernerd3555]

9:34 "Lapis! You're really here..." "So no head?"

[@sewiiowo3098]

Bri I Fucking died at that part? 😂

[@jaspra1618]

Yellow diamonds real power is running on sand with heels

[@staby3452]

Yum I love eating flour and sugar separately .Everyone let’s just die of E. Coli

[@cyanide_crow7970]

6:04 Me doing literally anything-

[@gazzabeam1181]

9:07 that fits so damn well

[@Sonicexefan999]

Ikr xD

[@coolguy-bn1bn]

For just one day lets only think About *GAY*

[@johnna7824]

5:58 When i realise school is on thursday

[@siennanewbold1366]

6:07 is the best. Like you made your own and it's amazing

[@LilQ_Official]

Can we just take a second to think about something? If Steven never brought back Bismuth, she would've missed the beautiful moment that is Garnet's wedding. And then upon her inevitable return, she'd be so distraught to see that she missed a huge event in the Crystal Gem's lives

[@definitely_not_sans4709]

*D O N T B E F A K E* -James/Odd1SOut

[@dotthedot9080]

Steven and amethist forgot the pizza. R.I.P. Dead fish pizza

[@beeperry2863]

(get off of my back plays) Me: *cries in childhood horse memories*

[@horseythehorsey8176]

WAIT WAIT WAIT WAIT WAIT DID I JUST HEAR SOME GET OFF OF MY BACK IM SUBBING RN OH YOU GOSH YOU LITERAL LEGEND I LOVE YOU

[@shealeon6284]

Horsey the stallion I know right. I’m an equestrian and I have 3 horses! I love this

[@rqaszoba.3412]

I spilled milk from my nose watching this

[@drew-agay765]

One of my favorite parts is that they had ruby wear a dress and sapphire wear a suit, because in other countries they had the voice of ruby as a guy so it would be Hetero, so Rebecca sugar was like “get played assholes”

[@liebemoi_please7777]

I didn't read the whole title and I'm supposed to be hiding my phONE

[@magentaplatinum1430]

This is sad, PERIDOT, PLAY DESPACITO Peridot: DESPACITO!!!!!!!!

[@phoenixfoster-smith8585]

8:27 Oh my god remember when this was a thing?

[@hillkids02]

5:30 why does it sound just like her? Ngl I love bismuth 💖

[@yes-i-am-no-longer-irl-brob]

7:30 " *MOVE IM GAY* "

[@Golubdot]

The best Crack ever!

[@lisstenet]

2:45 *Steven in the future*: haha wdym I need help *amethyst*: HYPOCRITE H Y P O C R I T E

[@andrewthompson6000]

Line up

[@kittencat3314]

8:03 SOOOOOOO MEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE XD I'M DYING SEND HELP OMLOMLOML

[@elisabettagorga929]

I literally exploded at.the Party Giy part

[@mikeafton7492]

10:12 Steven universe end game

[@MonoWisps]

1:20 That has to be my favorite comedy clip ever XD *NOT THE ANTIQUE PHOTOS*

[@cyannyan2394]

Is it just me or the voice at 6:57 suits peridot's facial expression?

[@stealyourheartz]

2:45 EXCUSE ME WAS THAT SPIRIT-

[@Paint_the_idiot]

1:55 THAT KID HAS A DEMON 😨

[@aaronmott4866]

OH MY GOD I JUST REALIZED 8:18 NANEFUA AND HER BACKUP DANCERS ARE LEGIT KILLING IT VOGUING YAAAS

[@Tri0xide]

those aren’t dancers, those’re her body guards

[@kefircio7301]

Pearl: *looks at pink* Pink: *Looks at pearl* Pearl: *GAY PANIC*

[@gay_for_soka]

4:27 Pearl: drinking and eating is disgusting Also Pearl: *makes tea with cup almost empty*

[@MationTV]

8:24 I knew he’d use that sound effect

[@vampmikey1412]

10:12 AVENGERS ASSEMBLE! >:D

[@hazel8546]

XD THE LESBOINS ARE ALL THEM GEMS

[@pyrateruby]

savdoll .... you ok?

[@jenniferwarner9197]

3:08 I am the muther fuqing sunshine future!

[@evilwizards69]

1:09 yes hi i'm from the future and I'm about to change your mind

[@dimonsonicfan9341]

STFU

[@urgonnahaveabadtime]

Is it bad that I still like rose then

[@turg4874]

Just realised that rose quartz was the only straight gem

[@royalstarstorm]

0:18 how I feel when my little baby girl cries: 💔🥺💔😢💔😭

[@sillysneak]

8:50 IM DYING

[@elias2770]

9:42 was my favorite XD

[@Phantom_WingZZ]

Ill turn up my volume all the way up AND THERE'S NOTHING YOU CAN DO TO STOP ME

[@coffeecopter7884]

8:45 how did you record my exact reaction!?

[@Sonicexefan999]

XD

[@ElectricLogan20]

2:23 - 2:28: When legends cry these things The end of Meggy's Destiny When ABSCBN signs off 5 days ago The end of The Future

[@ilasaci8197]

11:40 help me i'm dying 🤣🤣🤣

[@_-anne-_1940]

1:55 Replace break room with, bed-room gay coupled friends and 6:35pm with 12:12 am. And that lady's and gentlemen is my summer break and all my school breaks / my life.

[@lolol2026]

Steven: your like sugar and flour. I love eating them separately but I still want cake. me just realizing he likes to eat flour raw: E

[@mariquillapenny1038]

Yellow and blue fuse : I'm Inevitable (snap's finger's with no infinity stones) Lapis: I....am.............Iron - Man Blue/ YellowDiamond: shit..... ( snaps her finger's)

[@yoyoshum1419]

0:39 THIS IS EXACTLY WHAT SHE WAS LOL

[@chill_frog1268]

2:16 **sad Moment intensificate**

[@soraeevee9305]

7:14 it JAMES!! 😀 The Odd ones out

[@mythmusic3436]

Ruby: sadness 5 minutes later I WANNA BE A COWBOY BABY!!!!

[@Phoenixman3105]

I love the Avengers bit, it was perfect

[@dapperghost3409]

As soon as yellow diamond started running I swear to God the Sonic theme song played in my head

[@latizias8252]

thank u for making good su ytp, not all heros wear capes

[@Tri0xide]

please watch more of them bc they’re way better imo👏

[@david_cr2971]

9:25 lmao

[@painfulguess5067]

2:23 saving this for later

[@IMD289]

9:24 when you then your friends ditch you because someone about beat your ass but then that loyal friends comes back

[@starvedcomedy9081]

10:51 killing a cockroach like

[@ashoka9306]

3:10 that's just how team gurren rolls, JUST WHO THE HELL DO YOU THINK WE ARE?!

[@anamatronicworld3648]

she can catch upwith us later!! 14 years in the future: yo im here

[@Eman-lo1ff]

The fact this man used the TMNT movie end credits song thing makes me want to like this video on a whole lot of different accounts 😂

[@wandasophie]

0:38 I'm dead xD

[@royalstarstorm]

3:50 OMG I LOVE ADVENTURE TIME!!!

[@lazyfoxnia214]

0:20 Legit yes

[@karasitz2392]

10:05 im dieing

[@zulyrivera3348]

I died at 8:53

[@arthurjeremypearson]

Bismuth who plunged her face into lava smugly won't tell anyone what it feels like.

[@agolkon5646]

11:46 I like the avengers music that makes it way more better

[@Indoraptor-zv2bf]

5:57 song:Papa Roach Last Resort

[@jelly7220]

Steven :pls stop were family Dom: DID YOU SAY FAMILY The 2 daimonds : who the heck are you Dom : GOODBYE SA-

[@Luna-eclipse707]

4:28 WAIT HOLD ON IS PEARL DRINKING TEA?!

[@ascendeddoge6080]

Marvel, Steven universe, and my chemical romance? It’s like you know who I am.

[@kynguyen8743]

8:09 THE LESBIANS QUEEN IS BACK

[@LesbianJew]

My favorites: 2:23 3:32 3:53 5:50 6:05 8:00 8:51