Triforce!

[@ImpulsiveZombie]

You can tell Pyrion is a master of comedy because when we has doing his Old Lady with Coupons bit and listening to Sips lose it, he was _saving_ the "Thank you, I hwill!" until the most devastating moment possible. Bravo, sir, bravo.

[@VKOp1No3]

Pyrion's characters are always so good.

[@benny802]

I can't imagine Pyirion's triangle without glasses

[@cbailey5635]

That honey ad was honestly one of the funniest parts

[@Broccli87]

I have never laughed so audibly in public listening to a podcast... flax and sips where so funny the voices the scenarios so good

[@twistedbard]

thing is; Lewis is a loose cannon. just, he's a confetti cannon.

[@datoorion]

The same one he blew Simon's light shade off

[@capulcinka]

Lewis doesn't need to yell at random strangers in the streets, he gets his fix in armchair admirals stream or during GTA sessions :D

[@desOOOm]

Every once in a while an old YogPod quip will show up and it makes me so happy. This episode : Thyphoid Mary

[@squegeemcgee2403]

she was a dishwasherwoman

[@desOOOm]

@@squegeemcgee2403 who fell down a well and DIED

[@klaudiapiasecka2332]

Can't memorize anything from school or learn how to drive a car but I do remember every topic from a podcast I listened to 8 years ago.

[@paolobrighelli1094]

I was listening to this at work with headphones and you've no idea how hard it was to stop myself crying laughing at that Honey sponsor. Nearly died.

[@dustycat1231]

The bridge is actually super easy to dismantle, however the boat is such a size where it's almost impossible to build it anywhere else

[@AquaAtia]

The ads were especially chaotic this episode. Love Grandma Pyrion’s coupon booking for digital carrots and Sips’ midlife crisis realizing he should’ve gotten into the selling personal info on the dark web busines

[@thefigmaster3519]

Holy shit, pyrion's sponser voice is amazing

[@DarkerKitsune]

To get the cat and the dog toguether since the cat is the one being scared/mad at the dog you need to make the cat understand that the dog is no threat, to achive this, feed them with a door being between them, so the cat can smell the dog while eating and understand that she can do something like eating (which is a vulnerable moment for them) and trust more in the dog, keep doing that until you see the cat not paying atention to the dog in the other side, then keep doing the same thing but removing the door but keeping the dog away from the cat, and lastly close toguether. Thats one of the best ways to get a Cat more comfortable with a dog

[@callumd26]

Hurricane pac-man had me laughing more than it should have

[@lqprimetime4169]

35:10 "A Digital Cucumber" - PFlax

[@ZakManley]

One of the best sponsor segments lmao

[@ArkonArchive]

50:00 I Love how one of the last moments of the podcast turned into a conversation about danger wanks 🤣

[@PorkSlapChop]

Those sponsor ads had me crying

[@datoorion]

Laughed pretty hard when pyrion started singing "London Bridges"

[@atomfpv1907]

the granny coupons got me so bad

[@CrazyCowboy10101]

Titanic submarine example by sips is topical today

[@eskopee]

First time in my life I've rewound to listen to an ad again :D

[@edwardsmall3680]

9:16 Can confirm I, an Edward, am fucking everything

[@Watam8o]

Im a Dog trainer and have experience introducing animals to eachother. A good method to use is to create bonding though shared experience. For example perhaps take them snowboarding or skydiving together.

[@DesignByKirk]

you take dogs snowboarding and skydiving?????

[@Watam8o]

Yes i find that they actually enjoy it as much as humans. You have to pull the parachute for them of course though and sometimes it can be hard to catch up to them sense they fall faster being smaller and all.

[@MNewton]

@@Watam8o Good grief well done.

[@mtt5713]

I take it Ukraine hasn't been invaded in the Triforce podcast universe yet😅

[@DesignByKirk]

these episodes are usually recorded a few weeks before release. judging by their storm Eunice conversation, im assuming this was recorded sometime around Feb 18. ...so no. Ukraine had not been invaded yet

[@Dogtles]

Still waiting for them to mention it. Gonna be awkward when they finally mention it 3 weeks in when who knows what will change

[@mtt5713]

@@Dogtles then after that gonna be another 3 weeks before we get the nuclear bunker special episode

[@Dogtles]

@@mtt5713 lets just pray the rations will last us that far

[@JamieAubrey]

@@DesignByKirk Yeah, wasn't the last one during Valentines Day or close to it iirc

[@collinannus4685]

Always nice for my name to be mocked on a podcast in the first 5 minutes.

[@DamnCyrus]

John Mulaney already gave us the answer as to how to annoy them, just play What's new Pussycat on repeat with maybe one song to break it up and give hope, just for it to end with 9 more hours of What's new again

[@Postmanton]

Holy moly, these really were recorded a long time ago!

[@DesignByKirk]

not that long. 2-3 weeks tops. which isn't uncommom for digital media like YT videos and podcasts.

[@wbruning1]

35:06 sponsor Pyrion Flax voice

[@Saintballer420]

Wow Pyrion I was walking along Mutley Plain when you mentioned North Hill in Plymouth, could see it, strange

[@Joethecannon]

god that honey ad read was fucking hilarious

[@TheNoobchat]

Sips has some really weird views on live music. He got some strong hate on Adele out of nowhere

[@auzzara]

Definitely agree with sips and Lewis on the Adele stuff lol. If I was to go see a band live I want to see a show ha if I wanted to sit in silence and hear them sing I'd have stayed home and listen to the album. Lol

[@a_e_hilton]

Having been to an Adele concert, no, we didn't sit in silence - it was a stadium show and we were HYPED

[@midnightmastery9719]

Seems Sips hasn't been keeping up with the Ram Ranch

[@foorje]

Double sponsor! Oh the horror/how amazing is that lol.

[@Quantum_Magnus]

When I get my glasses fitted, I have the arms of my glasses bent down to hook the back of my ear so that they don’t fall off when I look down, shake about, etc.

[@MrCunningham4]

Flights in Red Satin~

[@JamieAubrey]

I get what Sips is talking about with Adele, she would just stand in the same spot but someone like Katy Perry, she will put on a show and dance around the stage so it would be better to go see her than Adele

[@Skyler0550]

Same, I've seen a few metal shows, the best ones are the more theatrical ones. The shows where the band just plays and doesn't dance around or go nuts and push the crowd to go nuts can be pretty boring. Ghost was probably my favorite, I love seeing Simon wear their shirts on peculiar portions.

[@a_e_hilton]

As someone who has actually been to an Adele concert, no, she did not just stand in the same spot. It was a whole production and it was mindblowing

[@bibsp3556]

@@a_e_hilton she's no Bjork

[@lin90210]

A colleague's whole family had covid but only his son didn't get it. Special ones like old Sipsy boi

[@Brooks385]

Pyrion is 100% right about glasses. I got lasik last year and it is completely worth it.

[@kdg8076]

I must see pictures of this cat

[@oatydonoghue]

Good news! There's videos on Drakon Astron's channel!

[@savage1764]

Nobody speaks Celine Dion's name n a hostile tone!

[@TheShampow123]

Sips' hatred over seeing an Adelle concert is such a bad take lol

[@WolfenBluestone]

This Tropical Storm is brought to you in part by Pepsi-Cola brand Mountain Dew... Mountain Dew... They put the mamsnrhbr chehfde in the soder

[@bibsp3556]

Are you having a stoke

[@WolfenBluestone]

@@bibsp3556 it's just a meme. the gamer fuel with Halo. Master Chief is on the bottle, that's just how I saw it spelled in a gif

[@bibsp3556]

@@WolfenBluestone what even is gamer fuel

[@Robthechump]

Im guessing they haven't seen Pam and Tommy yet lol

[@Postmanton]

So the Bang Air Bus is real!

[@datoorion]

Dude... I would totally go watch Adele... she doesn't visit small town Nevada very often tho

[@finney249]

Best ads going

[@EvileDik]

In this week's episode the triforce re-enact key scenes of the cult classic Quadrophenia by beating the crap out of each other on Brighton beach over musical taste differences. In an interesting twist on the original theme of the movie, Pyrion backs Adele, Lewis white knights for Celine Dion, and Sips, as per usual expresses his undying man love for Ghost Face Killah.

[@0blivi0u5kid]

Good way to start the day

[@wuhu_island]

Final destination 5 put me off laser eye surgery

[@katherinecollins4685]

Very good

[@jesseparker8878]

My weeks go Wednesday - Wednesday just waiting for the next one. Here's hoping many more!

[@atticusthebear]

3 minutes in and I feel nothing but pain.

[@TheSnoopHogg69]

God it's sad hearing about NZ like this.

[@elijahlucas3574]

I agree with sips and Lewis. God I can’t do a Adele concert let alone her music. Also include Taylor swift in there ugh…

[@greennin]

*"watch"*

[@thaddeusbeadle6546]

Just so you guys know, pornhub did film a porn in space

[@thefinal9923]

Really appreciating the glasses talk, YES Pyrion you are championing my cause. Am one of the never commenting viewers. Well, that's somewhat a lie, I did comment a post about Pyrion's Prince Philip that aged extremely poorly.

[@Jakers457]

The people protesting in New Zealand are probably the same people who get angry at the presence of someone of Polynesian heritage.

[@TheJohnnySlick]

I think the way a lot of normal people do it is they put the cat in a cage or one of those large enclosed spaces and then bring the dog into the room. OR, Pyrion, just sledgehammer out a hole in your wall JEEZ why don't you care about animals????

[@jack45597]

a joyous occasion witnessing a new triforce

[@itsyvesss]

Flax said my name wooooooo

[@jwl48]

TRIFORCE

[@TheMiniMadCat]

Isn't that a bit late in life for eye surgery Ted? Fellow four eyes here, ignore the cyclopian pfp. o7

[@lilBabyBornInCalifornia]

talking of super bowl shows... wheres ben left shark?

[@Hesadryt]

I like Adele but I couldn’t imagine watching her live. Sorry Pflax 😅

[@lilBabyBornInCalifornia]

SIPS +10 SOCIAL CREDIT FOR ADELE COMMENTS

[@El_Loc0]

Did ya know: There was a domestic siege in American, between a group of christian cultists and the police/fbi and I think even some of the forces showed up too. It was called the Waco siege. And they played on massive speakers, on repeat for days: Nancy Sinatra's These Boot are Made for Walking. There was a good bbc documentary on it about 5 or so years ago. But yeah, the cult leader was trying to play over it some christian acoustic sing alongs and shit xD On a serious note though, it is a cruel procedure; ultimately trying to drive them crazy

[@bibsp3556]

Sound cancelling headphones ahoy

[@john-marccartagenas6706]

That's my kink 😳

[@donm6578]

I like wearing glasses. I've had em since age 4 so it's weird not having them on. The only thing I don't like is going inside and the lenses are still dark/transitioned. I see fine without them on but they help keep my eyes straight so it's a bit weird not having them on but as far as seeing/reading I'm fine without them

[@fluffinn]

I usually agree with these guys but holy shit if you can't enjoy a concert by Adele I don't know what to tell you. Look up her One Night Only and see how amazing that was

[@bibsp3556]

As far as shows go, it was boring. I've worked in the industry for a while and while shes talented, her shows are mid.

[@caityreads8070]

lol

[@lilBabyBornInCalifornia]

damn Pyrion lost some respect with that Adele conversation... does he really not get the difference between and fun rock/pop concert where people are dancing or a adele concert where its 90% moms standing and sitting around. yeah Adele makes ok music but that concert would be dreadfully boring

[@hybridxtr]

missed the mark on the protest talk.

[@Minimikeish]

I'm with Sips - Adele is a good singer but her music bores me

[@frankskive]

Hopefully the batch recorded episodes end soon

[@strhopper1]

Hate on the covid protestors is cringe. Get enough politics in daily life already

[@Stankonious]

I agree that an Adele concert would be incredibly boring.

[@DesignByKirk]

only if you don't like Adele or concerts in general

[@bibsp3556]

@@DesignByKirk I work in the industry and theres waaaaay better shows.

[@DesignByKirk]

@@bibsp3556 that's your opinion. whether you work in the "industry" or not is irrelevant. you do realize that ones taste in entertainment is subjective and there's no "right" or "Wrong"?

[@bibsp3556]

@@DesignByKirk you just haven't seen a ramstein gig? It's not about whether I like it. I like adele. But Bjork had a lightning and snow machine in 2005, and the crowd literally tried to bash each other at old trivium concerts. They had energy. Hell even prodigy had mad gigs towards the end. Theres just a lot more happening at some shows.

[@bibsp3556]

@@DesignByKirk GG Allin was hype. Pavarotti used to sit. But he also brought on huge names to spice it up

[@TheButterShowThatsMe]

You’d be against Covid policies in New Zealand too if your business has been destroyed and your neck deep in debt

[@bibsp3556]

That's all of us mate, and no, we just gotta be reasonable.

[@fugyfruit]

Just get those glasses that turn dark when exposed to the sun

[@DesignByKirk]

transition lenses

[@fugyfruit]

@@DesignByKirk yeah those

[@revanholms3440]

Long live ukraine