Triumph At San Diego Comic-Con® 2008 | Late Night with Conan O’Brien

[@marciofilho3629]

"if you are here, who is home disappointing your parents" pure gold.

[@chriscripplercruz1833]

As i read this it at tue same moment happened lmfao

[@georgeshelton6281]

This is going straight to Conan O'Brien. You want to know what an adult pornographer wouldn't do? An adult pornographer wouldn't dare hire on; the men and women who are, disabled people. And of course you'll know it for sure that, this is a form of exaggeration.

[@georgeshelton6281]

@@chriscripplercruz1833 Being in the pornographic paraphernalia store atmosphere is different, compared to that of being in a liquor bar.

[@rayhays7005]

That truly was. Triumph will poop on the most sacred and honorable ocassions.

[@funniebunnie4u]

@@rayhays7005 ...with style.

[@mIdnite613]

Jokes aside, all of these people were a good sport which is amazing to see.

[@agiie615]

Pretty sure they cry when theyre home again 😂

[@vconnnnn]

I was thinking how times have changed! Everybody would be offended if this were today.

[@stressmuffin]

If I see Triumph, I’d run to the other direction, because I paid lots of money to have a great time at Comic Con; not have this Mother F***er puppet dog to ruin my time & make me cry like a baby. 👎🖕

[@stevethea5250]

@@vconnnnn a good roast

[@agent004skin]

Jason Bourne Waluigi looked pretty upset

[@alexanderpbyron]

"I'm talking to the king of internet predators" lol

[@AztecSamurai01]

“He has not one, but *TWO* eight year old boys hidden in there”

[@rohithpadikkal7082]

I'm Chris Hansen, Dateline NBC. Please take a seat over there

[@reycesarcarino4653]

@@rohithpadikkal7082 I call you Chris Handsome

[@collegerebel]

​@@reycesarcarino4653 I tell what, I likes ya and I wants ya. Now we can do this the easy way, or the hard way. The choice is yours.

[@srinath6247]

😂

[@Reason1717]

That is classic comedy, the line: "I lookout and I see enough Virgins to make a suicide bomber jealous." Love you Triumph!!

[@garathminis5108]

Hahaha!!! He would have been cancelled in like 30 sec today

[@Reason1717]

@@garathminis5108 , I COMPLETELY Disagree with you... it would have been canceled in 29 seconds. Peace and health to you :)

[@morninglift1253]

I don't get this joke. Why would a suicide bomber feel jealous if they saw a virgin?

[@Reason1717]

@@morninglift1253 , Happy to make this clear: It seems in the Koran should I person die in the righteous ways of Allah a gift of 72 virgins shall be bestowed upon them (as reward). Thus the Comic Con has more virgins than 72 and thus the jealousy. Strangely not a knock upon Islam but rather a knock on the Attendees of Comic Con.

[@xxthesarcasm]

its a reference to islamic terrorism and them believing in 72 virgins in heaven awaiting for them as martyrs. yup not a joke for the iphone babies.

[@keithm8027]

TV is getting so bad I'm just rewatching Conan episodes from 11 years ago.

[@joshkus8591]

Over here it's even so bad I've to switch from German to American TV shows from 11 years ago 🤣

[@joshkus8591]

And it's really funny 😅🤣

[@anthonywright4174]

Same here

[@kratoon]

Yeah man.

[@zabnat]

And KZbin is getting so similar to TV that they are doing reruns?

[@logansfury]

The comedian that brings the triumph puppet to life is brilliant. How he can move from person to person and just start improvising such amazing comedy is amazing.

[@noidea26]

He’s Robert Smigel. Aka the IRS officer that took Grandma’s house in Happy Gilmore.

[@shrisheel]

@@noidea26 The creator of Ambiguously Gay Duo.

[@terri6854]

Not necessarily literally "improvised" - more formulaeic. Lots of things thought up in advance and used when opportunity presents itself. Lots of insults for fat people, nerds, virgins, losers, etc, plus things you've heards and/or used before.

[@Damaged7]

Sorry to burst the bubble but he writes alot of his jokes ahead of time. In some skits, you can literally see him holding his script with his other hand. That being said, he does have great improv skills.

[@daniel79tj]

all of the above plus this is a 10 minute edit of probably hours he records

[@ThatOnenessGuy]

"If you're here, than who's home disappointing your parents." I'm dead

[@afisemenaborevlaka48]

Yeah... but when the other guy said, "my parents are dead", his comeback should have been... " they died from their devastating disappointment in their son".

[@jeneraljax29]

@@afisemenaborevlaka48 my guess is you could kinda tell he wanted to say something funny back but he held up just in case the guy's parents really were dead. Just a hunch though. I like your response though 🤣 It would have been hilarious if he said, "if I were your parents I would have died too"

[@longxiao9823]

Can't believe just how well those dudes were taking the fat jokes from him! Showing pure niceness.

[@LEXICON-DEVIL]

WTF were they gonna do? Nothin 😆

[@longxiao9823]

@@LEXICON-DEVIL well they could’ve just walked away or asked the camera crew to leave. But they just laughed and talked to them.

[@sastaassh1112]

​@@longxiao9823lol who tf are they to ask the camera crew to leave😂😂 comic con doesn't belong to them

[@longxiao9823]

@@sastaassh1112 sure, but they also have the right to say “I do not wish to be filmed”

[@PawcioFski]

@@longxiao9823 simply back in the days people weren't offended by every single thing and played along for fun. Only 2008, but feels like a lifetime ago. I really hate what happens today.

[@acid_8]

Triumph will never get old, timeless comedy.

[@erikgrimaldo1187]

Triumph should roast every year on comic con

[@jackp9570]

This was 11 years ago. That’s over 60 dog years... he’s passed since then dude

[@hitachicordoba]

Anime Expo? Can he handle the nerdage/weebage? lol

[@joehartman5543]

hitachicordoba that I would absolutely LOVE to see

[@zer0953]

i want him to roast GOT panel so badly haha "s8 was so good that even the creators didn't show up"

[@joehartman5543]

Dude I wanna see this guy roast some weebs at an anime convention. It would be a bloodbath.

[@BlueEyes-WhiteDrag0n]

Joe Hartman rich coming from you

[@joehartman5543]

you say that as if you know me lmao@@BlueEyes-WhiteDrag0n

[@angelicau.4609]

Has to be someone with good knowledge of anime to properly roast LMAO

[@miisterbrightside3803]

Or even worse, a regular bath!!

[@joehartman5543]

Blorb Jorb Daaaayumn

[@OMEGAxWARRIOR]

The guy who licked Triumph could probably taste all those wedgies

[@pelipetteri1]

Nicely pull.

[@lS-qp6zq]

When one's staring directly at a dog, one definitely knows where that face already been at. 🐶

[@deadpool1901]

Tht guy is android 15. He's scanning for any tracea of goku

[@KeyoRacing]

His own

[@jimb.7523]

*Haynes - the official underwear of the G.I. Joes!*

[@jameslauder3984]

“The Fantastic Four Food Groups” I almost asphyxiated from laughing so hard. Funny stuff.

[@oskarfunes2505]

Dude comes up with that on the spot, what a beautiful comedic mind

[@Nunyabizness2121]

" For years I used to love reading comic books ..then I turned 7" LOL

[@Realcordy]

@Spodo bbb nah he’s not up to that lol

[@Robd07]

Haha

[@supernerd8067]

That can be turned against him in so many ways since he is a dog 😂

[@spyninja1456]

4:17 I love Smigel roasting himself with “lame puppeteer”

[@marvincool3744]

I love how the nerds tend to be the best sports in these bits.

[@officercola8028]

Lol they have picked on there whole lives

[@reycesarcarino4653]

@luciano andreola They've got tolerance of the intolerant

[@RossDrum]

Well, the nerds were good sports, but the geeks and freaks embraced their characters better.

[@Carlos-xz3vi]

Used to. Now these comic cons are filled with jock douchebags that took over this culture. Thanks to the MCU.

[@cariboocustomwoodworks6528]

When the paw came up with the wolverine claws, I lost it. Too funny.

[@hungrybearcub_films]

When it was 2008 and we were living it, it felt like videos were pretty high res.. but now it seems like its from freakin 90's! 2000's are the new 90's...!

[@Leviajohnson]

Damn you're right!

[@saeedvazirian]

I have felt the difference in the highest quality setting of 2013 videos compared to today's highest q setting.

[@jackp9570]

Plus this has been digitally remastered for KZbin

[@Solidude]

What are you talking about? It looks decent to me even for today's standards, I mean this video in particular. You sure you are not on 240p?

[@TheKamrenB]

@@Solidude I think he's talking about the 3:4 ratio shots with the dark bars on each side. Those are definitely not HD looking

[@davidkglevi]

I love Smigel cracking himself up!

[@MaxWade]

Damn you know it’s a throwback when you hear Brendan Fraiser...

[@bernlin2000]

Lol...even in 2008, he was irrelevant 😂

[@bigpeepeediego7180]

bruh rlly miss him tho :(

[@maskht5834]

DOOM Squad he is pretty good in it

[@arditeider2812]

He's great in Doom Patrol and it was a recent show.

[@BlueEyes-WhiteDrag0n]

He made my childhood awesome with The Mummy franchise

[@Silwine79]

The Conan on NBC at 12:35am gave my brother and I so many memories. We still talk about this skit and many others. Thanks, Coco

[@Sarah_Gravydog316]

they are planning to release all episodes online :o

[@chrismyers8613]

"There's nothing funnier than seeing the lame puppeteer" -puppeteer at comic-con

[@manuginobilisbaldspot424]

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[@nickdknez]

"A fan of the Fantastic Four Food Groups" I died

[@biomed007]

Nick Derik one of the best jokes ever! I die every time!! Hahaha

[@mr.personhumanson6871]

Conan should have Robert Smigel on his podcast

[@Lmaozaadong]

@@californio1850 So Conan doesnt want him to be his friend

[@mr.personhumanson6871]

@@californio1850 I don't think it's on spotify. Conan's podcast is the only thing on spotify

[@californio1850]

@@Lmaozaadong They're already friends lol

[@thesprawl2361]

There's an 'Inside Conan' podcast episode with Smigel, hosted by Conan's writers.

[@szn00]

@@thesprawl2361 I didn't knew that existed ...thanks

[@mojoro23]

"If you're here, who's at home disappointing your parents?" LMAO!

[@dj0173]

I love how everyone that was asked to be given a wedgie, were just like yeah that is fine. For example 5:44

[@veggiesarefruits]

"I'm talking to the King of Internet Predators" and "I think your super power is to kill erections" are my two favorites. 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@theofficialoni8321]

I laughed so hard when he went 'I am wolverine!'

[@gregoryambres1897]

No matter how many times I watch this, it is TEAR-JERKINGLY funny. Long live my Triumph.

[@tron1007r]

3:15 "You are a fan of the Fantastic Four Food Groups"... I'm dying laughing.

[@jakebaker4066]

Jesus Smigel is so sharp I wish he did stand up. Crowd work is his profession it seems. I can see the influence. Congrats man!

[@spyninja1456]

*Robert

[@TVRXorro]

I can’t help but hear Adam Sandler as Dracula every time Triumph talks

[@quchi7232]

now I can’t unhear it.

[@n30x3l]

Both are in SNL at one point

[@lazzyvagabond8370]

Damn it ow i hear it too

[@iman-2880]

that is some good high quality footage of comic con they got for 2008

[@darkwingdave79]

This is the stuff I need because I'm quarantined right now. This makes me happy. Thank you for videos like these.

[@ramsasmr9200]

4:58 the guy licked triumph and little did he know where triumph’s head had been 😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@Jac76906]

Ignorance is a bliss.

[@mikebazinga982]

oh my god

[@yobelkcip]

5:23 triumph, lasagna cat, and waluigi. three of the greatest things on earth.

[@Due_Cognition]

I was so caught off guard when I saw Lasagna Cat

[@d.johnson9957]

I lost it when he tried to give the Battlestar Galactica guy a wedgie! 😂😂😂🤣🤣🤣

[@kittykatbat]

Triumph as wolverine had me cackling 😹

[@leeyan9049]

This is the comedy at its finest - savage and hilarious at the same time.

[@firstlasterson1213]

Well put . Rearry well put

[@pcetime]

The stare at the puppeteer after the parents line. I just teary-eyed laughed for over 3 minutes straight. I couldn’t breathe that was so funny oh man! *wipes tear with hooked index finger* 😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@Max_m]

I mean props on the Spartans for putting in the work. Could have just shown up fat with the capes

[@duanemartin7742]

" You in Purple"... I damned near dropped my phone

[@danielj5056]

The guy doing the voice is quick with those jokes damn 😂😂😂

[@jlbueno0611]

Well he is a writer for the Simpsons and a writer for Stephen Colbert and conan and many others, he is basically one of the few guys carrying and setting the base for all the good content of comedy of the past 40 years .

[@josephbe1030]

"You looked in the mirror and made it blue"!!.. DIED

[@skyluke9476]

5:40 she was genuinely hurt by that 😂

[@igarashi3994]

Triumph is Savage ''if you're here who's home disappointing your parents " wow

[@jrco1010]

i miss this kind of humor

[@GooglSucksDisk]

And every victim is a good sport, too

[@nachc6459]

Woke culture killed everything

[@tetramorphy]

@@nachc6459 stfu

[@nachc6459]

@@tetramorphy lol a little too woke for you ? you rainbow feathered leprechaun

[@indridcold3762]

@@nachc6459 😂😂😂😂😂

[@jeromeshalom9250]

Years later, one of the greatest conan skits ever imo, conan, andy, and the band head to comic con mad max style.

[@MadarakiFran]

that dramatic music during the speech..

[@Derekad55]

Triumph!!!! Man I've been on a triumph binge for the last couple days, and I just can't stop.😂😂😂🤣

[@mikemcelveen2973]

It makes it more funny when Triumph laughs at his own jokes

[@conanthegreat4418]

Cracks me up when he says "Yayss...yayss".

[@photokunstler]

Seriously one of my fav Triumph videos.. although the Star Wars vid kills me every time.

[@-C.S.R]

So it’s just you in purple! 😂 🤣😂🤣

[@pepOnshow]

"I think your superpower is to kill erections" HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHA! MAN THAT ONE KILLED I also miss the fat jokes life was simpler back then.

[@jameswhipple5658]

Triumph & Ricky Gervais would kill being together...🤘🤣

[@durn210]

6:55 is the funniest thing I every seen lol

[@jasonlee0290]

I would like to see triumph host a roast or the oscars lol

[@jakerivas754]

FUCK YES

[@na-ky8ou]

The irony of a guy with a puppet dog on his hand roasting people for being weird 😂

[@Scottocaster6668]

Puppet? Triumph is not a puppet, he's a Comedic Dog...a Dog!

[@robertc5200]

This is still funny as hell in 2024!

[@Brownalebelly]

This was absolutely brilliant. I miss Old Conan and Triumph.

[@edricdayne3571]

It's a good thing that guy went as Wolverine. Triumph spent so much time roasting him he'll need his healing factor to recover from all those burns.

[@diefre11]

The guy with the melon puppet just licked Triumph after giving wedgy...😂😂😂

[@skinnybuddha8988]

When he came back as wolverine I started dying

[@brendanlafferty9814]

These remotes are everything 😂😂😂

[@Gabogp87]

Everything of this Vid would be tagged as offensive or bullying if shot today

[@Gabogp87]

But loved it lol

[@jsssm]

Also, not really funny, cuz its not. This is beevis and butthead humor.

[@rishabhpb]

lol no it wouldn't, why is there someone saying this bullshit on every Triumph video? you guys live in a bubble where the PC police is always chasing you.

[@zissler1]

@@rishabhpb because of the comment before yours

[@rishabhpb]

@@zissler1 he's not saying it's offensive or bullying, he's saying it's not funny. i love Triumph but it's essentially the same jokes repeated in every comic-con video.

[@Leliye]

“I’m Wolverine!” 😂😂 6:53

[@mw9688]

The guy who licked Triumph won! He actually beat Triumph.

[@arekborowski8881]

and licked off all those wedgies XD

[@baab4229]

he didn't. It was actually pretty awkward.

[@drewroddy]

“My parents are dead” was SO AWKWARD

[@InfamousGFox]

Nope he lost. Got awkward and licked a puppet with peoples asses on it.

[@inbal9743]

people replying to this are all just salty kids knowing if they were in his place they couldn't take a joke

[@TheDizzleHawke]

I thought I’d seen all of these, but I don’t remember this one. What a pleasant surprise! It’s like there’s a new Triumph bit!

[@JESSROCKEDChannel]

nice but nothing can beat his insults at starwars nerds lmao i literally could not get over it for weeks xD

[@Belgisch_Monarchist1831]

Did everyone see lasagna cat just chilling in the background

[@PSlo0over]

I feel like the guy who said his parents are dead wasn't joking :(

[@DarkBlackwing]

I mean the dude was smiling a little so I'm sure he was joking

[@thelberht2817]

my parents are dead everyone: pisses themselves laughing

[@michaeleverett2597]

"Go up to Stan Lee and ask him to sign your Boner" is one of the worst burns on a Nerd I've ever heard.

[@cedricabad343]

4:46 dude with the beard behind triumph laughing always lightens my mood for some reason lol

[@QueenStylin]

Your super power is to kill erections! 😂😂😂

[@VinnyLations]

“I think your super power is to kill erections”. ☠️☠️☠️

[@johnbertrand7185]

Met Triumph's alter-ego once, Robert Smigel, he came to a play I did in NYC. Pretty laid back fellow. Glad he didn't bring Triumph, the play was terrible and he could not produce enough poop to cover it.

[@Railmani]

Wonder what happened to Triumph. He's better than most stand up comedians out there. Bring him back please Conan!

[@Sarah_Gravydog316]

he was just on Masked Singer!

[@s_e_ss]

We need Triumph back

[@alclarke8310]

I'd like to know what Triumph actually said at 6:11, the homeless shelter joke. You can hear that the audio voiceover is dubbed in. Possibly something a little too blue for TV?

[@miisterbrightside3803]

The jumping jacks😂

[@leedevlin8260]

I thought for sure snake eyes would cut his arm off LOL

[@connordoyle5930]

Triumph tearing it up again! Surprised ive never seen this one

[@martinkinn]

It's quite known, this is an extended version.

[@magnetacyan5032]

Wow whats Billy Eilish doing at comic con 08? 5:33

[@wtfu812omg]

Bring Triumph back. Have a full feature movie I’d go see it

[@kevhead1525]

For me, the best part of these clips is you get the comedy part of the show and none of the shmoozing. I could count the celebrities I want to hear from on less than 3 fingers. Tho I will admit there have been some fun interviews.

[@commonsense3055]

I used to love reading comic books ... then I turned 7 LMAO!!

[@anish91000]

The guy doing triump is brilliant man. Very witty and quick golden responses

[@djcprod]

We need Triumph now more than ever.

[@MadarakiFran]

not happening with the society full of snowflake millenials and feminists. people are no fun now and easily triggered

[@alienboy1322]

@@MadarakiFran The word "triggered" is use by mental health professionals as way to determine if certain people have things that would bring up things from traumatic experiences. And people who use it as a way to say of someone would get easily offended needs to be slapped upside the head and be told to grow up because you're ruining the term for people who really need it. Also, I can tell by your comment that you're one of those uneducated individuals who think they know what they're talking about but realizes on the internet to live your life. College education certainty is glad you don't apply yourself.

[@davidperez9442]

Rayos hermano, Triumhp es tan gracioso que aunque te diga groserias no podrias patearle su trasero, lo amo al mldt!!!!!😁😎😁😎😁😎🐕😁🐕😁🐕😁🐕😁🐕😍🤣😍🤣👏🤣😍😍😍🐕😍🐕😍

[@tatsumakisempyukaku]

Lol. This is what’s called lowering the bar. Lol

[@mdshayan9730]

" You looked in the mirror and made it blue"😂😂

[@anD-vf7ld]

3:30 Yay -- Scott Kurtz, one of my fav d&d players! Wouldn't have known him back then tbh... thx Papa Perkins!

[@HiltusenAatu]

"yes Wolveriiiine" cracks me up 😅

[@Kevrohall]

I love Conan's best fashion of 2008. He looks like a candy an old lady would leave in a dish.

[@froladee]

I would be honored to be roasted by Triumph

[@alexf4894]

You're disqualified for this 5:14 😂

[@TheAnchorArmsChad]

2:06 *TRIMPUH ASSERTING HIS DOMINANCE TO THE NERDS*

[@rue-mell5856]

Bring back triumph pls

[@ryanjones7681]

They would get taken off the air so quickly.

[@AntiChangeling]

@@ryanjones7681 No he wouldn't, lol. He was on Colbert just last year.

[@bdbjr28]

that dude licks triumph after he's been down a bunch of pants lmao