The best part of this is that they didn't stage it, the security people seriously had to deal with a puppet dog changing costumes and returning to them with jokes XD
@hillbillybackwoods4 жыл бұрын
Are you that stupid? This is a green screen....Wow, the stupid is STRONG in you.
@aubonstudios45584 жыл бұрын
I work in the Capitol. The John Bolton bit was clearly real because that was right at the point where he would be going into the Senate. The other bit though at the long staircase with all the costumes was in a House office building. Shouldn't have been off limits so I feel like that was an actor.
@Gavmo14 жыл бұрын
@@hillbillybackwoods exactly which part was green screen?
@driftwood90984 жыл бұрын
@@hillbillybackwoods who cares anymore. I just want to laugh
@jamalcalypse4 жыл бұрын
@@hillbillybackwoods you think this is a green screen? it's public property, people do pranks in government buildings all the time, with due restraint of course. absolutely ridiculous, you must be a hardcore conspiracy theorist
@dianeridley98044 жыл бұрын
I love how the security guard is talking to Triumph like he's a real person
@ishmaelm19324 жыл бұрын
He's trying so hard to not laugh. They'll probably fire him if he laughs
@Wiley_Coyote4 жыл бұрын
He's not?
@dianeridley98044 жыл бұрын
😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂
@jaimhaas51703 жыл бұрын
You do know he is a real person (wearing a sock puppet). Geez.
@dianeridley98043 жыл бұрын
@@jaimhaas5170 Every puppet/Muppet/marionette/ventriloquist prop requires a real person for its animation. That actor asks the audience to suspend disbelief. The security guard is not having a conversation with Robert Smigel. Geez
@hhelenawang4 жыл бұрын
The security guy needs an Oscar. That poker face was a work of art.
@tracer7404 жыл бұрын
He must have balls of steel!
@ciaranbrk4 жыл бұрын
Oh I know the anti depressants and anti semite part made me roll around laughing 😂😂
@NoCultsPlease4 жыл бұрын
That dude had no sense of humor. Hahahahaha.
@Schmidtelpunkt4 жыл бұрын
@@NoCultsPlease Look at his eyes - he tries so hard not to smile, especially with that obnoxious pizza delivery. Also he looks at the dog - without humour he would only look at the puppeteer, but he plays along to that degree, at least as much as he is allowed to.
@porkchop44014 жыл бұрын
@@NoCultsPlease Well that is a serious job he has. Probably does not appreciate someone just trying to make lols and using him as a prop.
@samchen99512 жыл бұрын
4:50 The kind elderly gentleman deserves so much credit. He entertained triumph, followed him around and was very kind and polite to him. What a champ.
@ThePjr0019844 жыл бұрын
"Mitch! Poke your head out of your shell! I have lettuce." Lost it 🤣
@GeraldHarris-cf2zh4 жыл бұрын
I have lettuce....brilliant.
@ronaldturpack53264 жыл бұрын
turtle head Moscow Mitch stay in your shell your worthless anyway
@ezziboo Жыл бұрын
Office/Terrarium
@RoleyChiu4 жыл бұрын
"We know it's fixed. There's nothing really left to do but screw with people." Best line ever.
@mmb65274 жыл бұрын
How can something be hilarious and depressing at the same time?
@zmccarthy46344 жыл бұрын
“You’re Fox? A check is a check.” 😂😂😂
@fredwarsaw57824 жыл бұрын
😂 😂 😂 😂 😂 Triumph the Insult Comic Dog killed me with that.
@dmeemd77874 жыл бұрын
😂 God that joke killed me LMFAO -- I love when he thinks of a joke and tries not to laugh as he saying it.
@acarroll17144 жыл бұрын
I love how long it took the camera man to realize how bad he got burned.
@SayYoJ3 жыл бұрын
BRILLIANT 💀
@tommy-tandhisbeautifulgirls3 жыл бұрын
Lmmfaooooo
@skapunkkid174 жыл бұрын
"I'm a dog journalist, can I get a ride home on the roof of your car?" Glad I'm not the only person who remembers that
@dragonflower504 жыл бұрын
rusty shackleford I didn’t get it, I had to look it up. Oh my freaking God! Romney is a monster and Robert Smigel is a genius for bringing that up.
@christophercruz15134 жыл бұрын
@@dragonflower50 wat happen let me know
@slamg46184 жыл бұрын
@@christophercruz1513 Mitt Romney took a road trip with his family. For the duration of the time that they were on the road however, the Romney’s dog was kept in a crate on the roof of the car.
@michaeldeignan79222 жыл бұрын
@@christophercruz1513 Mitt the multi millionaire with his dog in cage ,strapped on top of a station wagon,the story goe's I think
@christophercruz1513Ай бұрын
What else happened to the dog?@@dragonflower50
@hammun64 жыл бұрын
Props to the first security guy. Didn't mind showing his face and kept it straight for the duration.
@MareShoop4 жыл бұрын
Murilo Melo he broke at the last millisecond, nobody ordered pizzas 😂
@PogueMahone14 жыл бұрын
@@MareShoop Still, dude...balls of IRON! Fookin' Queen's Guardsman in a Perry Ellis suit!
@RobMacKendrick3 жыл бұрын
He's truly Cop of the Year. He did all of his job, but no more. If I knew his name I would seriously send him fanmail.
@TheVCRTimeMachine11 ай бұрын
He’s an actor
@Ceaseroni4 жыл бұрын
"...for me to poop on!" gets me every single time! That last one I simultaneously knew it was coming and did not expect it. I had to restrain myself from laughing out loud in class!
@Lux73554 жыл бұрын
Hahaha, _"you're_ Fox... it's okay, I get it, I used to work for Cat Fancy for a while... ", that was cold! 😂😂
@Wednesdaywoe19754 жыл бұрын
That guy's face!
@Hexanitrobenzene4 жыл бұрын
Could someone provide some context ?
@sandal_thong86312 жыл бұрын
A check's a check.
@vibradiant4 жыл бұрын
Finally Googled Triumph and learned his maker, the remarkable Robert Smigel, was the SNL writer behind the infamous Star Trek convention skit with Shatner telling attendees to get a life and move out of their parents' basements. It's like discovering the mind behind sliced bread also invented the wheel.
@dianeridley98044 жыл бұрын
He also created The Ambiguously Gay Duo
@dianeridley98044 жыл бұрын
He also created The Ambiguously Gay Duo
@phriedokra61582 жыл бұрын
Of Ace and Gary Snl fame...the Ambiguously Gay Duo of the 90s
@franciscovarela71274 жыл бұрын
Don’t know how the guards kept stone face. “I have lettuce.” brilliant!
@mybiasedopinions47934 жыл бұрын
"I'm a former Iraq war creator" - John Bolton
@alexanderpanayi72123 жыл бұрын
"And current author of my new book The Room Where It Crappened."🤣
@deniseboldea16244 жыл бұрын
Brad Sherman has a sense of humor. He was grinning all the while Triumph was doing his bit with the guard. I was absolutely rolling when he was making all the Turtle Jokes outside of McConnell's office.
@AChickandaDuck4 жыл бұрын
“I have lettuce!”
@slamg46184 жыл бұрын
McConnell should just stay inside his terrarium. I seriously hope he heard those
@RCsFinest3 жыл бұрын
Even funnier now
@cooltoad78282 жыл бұрын
i don't get the turtle jokes. could you please explain?
@deniseboldea16242 жыл бұрын
@@RCsFinest If you take a hard look at Moscow Mitch, he looks quite a bit like a turtle, particularly if you look at old Warner Bros cartoons.
@emperorzarkov4 жыл бұрын
That security guard was such a good sport.
@dfuher9684 жыл бұрын
Triumph is awesome as always - but also big kudos to that security guard for actually keeping a straight face through all of Triumph's antics 🤣🤣🤣
@rodchristian13634 жыл бұрын
Poor bloke was struggling for a bit not to crack up .
"It's alright. I get it. I used to write for Cat Fancy for a while" DAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAYYUUUUUUMMMM!!!
@sentientarugula28843 жыл бұрын
Truman Show moment
@jasonbitten72223 жыл бұрын
My favorite part too S Ahmed😆😅😆🤣🤣🤣
@lauralishes14 жыл бұрын
*WILL LIE FOR RUBLES SIGN BEHIND LINDSEY GRAHAM FEATURED ON CNN* 🤣
@thomasridley86754 жыл бұрын
We could tell them that there is a big sale on Russian dressing. Then take the vote while they are gone.
@oldrrocr4 жыл бұрын
at 8:18 can we get a poster of bootlick Lindsay?
@kaystevens84284 жыл бұрын
That was super funny! But also very sad -- because it's true. Trump should've been impeached (and removed) within 6 months of his inauguration for colluding with Russia in the election. At that time, many in the GOP congress still OPENLY admitted their dislike of Trump and were still being honest about his complete incompetence. When Jr. openly admitted to (one of the instances of) collusion and even produced the "receipts" (e-mail exchanges re said collusion) Written (undeniable) evidence + a confession usually work well for prosecutors. At that time, Trump's overall approval rating was 36% -- the lowest approval rating at the 6-month mark of any president in 70 years! More importantly, though, Graham, Cruz, Corker and Flake, (among others) had not yet removed their balls & handed them to Trump. Collins and Murkowski, (among others) still seemed honorable and committed to Country over party, come what may. Corrupt Trump sycophant Barr wasn't the Attorney General. Kavanaugh wasn't on the Supreme Court ... I believe he would have been convicted and kicked to the curb like he should've been. All the damage he has done to our country (& those of our closest allies) would have been avoided. Imagine.
@andrianadryan89114 жыл бұрын
A new presidential candidate. “He’s worth a 100 million dollars... or as Trump calls it, a billion dollars.”
@michaelzl66744 жыл бұрын
"Ok we're comming to ahhh.. senator Michael B Enzi of Wyoming... " "And we're moving on" 😂😂😂
@thepalerider96354 жыл бұрын
As someone who lives in Wyoming I hope we can say the same thing very soon
@MetalSStar1964 жыл бұрын
@Michael Lochlann Nothing like a good roast of a nobody politician on the Republican side. That said, there are nobody politicians on the Democratic side as well. It's pretty funny, that.
@tjk34304 жыл бұрын
@@MetalSStar196 4me2💩on!
@ToddHowar.d4 жыл бұрын
“I’m John Bolton’s dog, see here, here’s the real John Bolton.” I died
@thangnguyen024 жыл бұрын
didn't see that coming at all.. funny AF
@davidabramov6072 жыл бұрын
Was that actually John Bolton?
@ronelz999 Жыл бұрын
@@davidabramov607 Im actually wondering this myself was that the real one?
@davidabramov607 Жыл бұрын
@@ronelz999 it wasn’t. I googled it, the John Bolton in the video is a professional John Bolton impersonator. A hella uncanny one.
@anonymbigfox4 жыл бұрын
" Lindsey Graham, why would you change everything about yourself and keep that haircut ? "
@Jamesandcheraylucas4 жыл бұрын
🤣👍
@kimclarke97454 жыл бұрын
😂😂😂😂😂
@TheMadmacs4 жыл бұрын
aaahhahahahahahahahahahahahaha
@NicholasHobbs4 жыл бұрын
Had me loling lol
@wassilykandinsky46164 жыл бұрын
Lindsey isn't aware of his hair cut because he isn't able to look into the mirror anymore.
@gmrfreak84354 жыл бұрын
"Michael B. Enzi. And we're moving on". That's when I lost it!! 😂😂😂
@d1p704 жыл бұрын
Me too... the biggest insult you can get from Triumph is when he can't even be fucked to come up with one for you. That was a cold burn right there.
@Annie-zd6rn4 жыл бұрын
"MITCH come out, just poke your head out of your shell, I have lettuce."🤣
@natwoode17984 жыл бұрын
Annie 😂😂
@AzureStarline4 жыл бұрын
I have been repeating this for the last month
@alexanderpanayi72123 жыл бұрын
"Office/Terrarium."🤣
@chompachangas4 жыл бұрын
The guard did a really good job trying to look annoyed, but I see that he wanted to crack a smile very badly.
@Mitsubishilover044 жыл бұрын
"Your my favorite henchman." Lol
@d00ks4 жыл бұрын
Mitsubishilover04 you’re*
@xadam2dudex4 жыл бұрын
@@d00ks"... an a$$hole"
@readingfromthelowerechelon14874 жыл бұрын
@Emma XTC well find it
@karenpiotte904 жыл бұрын
"I have lettuce!" Omg I had tears running down my face!
@bhaine134 жыл бұрын
"Many Republicans have complained about the length of these hearings and having to sit in the chamber for so many hours without having a spine to support them"😂🤣😂
@briteinnocence4 жыл бұрын
Al B That was beautiful 😂😂😂😂
@keithhakanson65204 жыл бұрын
No, Republicans complained, because it took the Dems 3 days to say, what they could have said in 30 minutes. They just keep repeating their same rhetoric over and over. "The facts are undisputed" (actually they were VERY undisputed) and "The President isn't above the law" (Neither are the house Democrats.)
@Heimdal0014 жыл бұрын
@@keithhakanson6520 I agree! But when you're talking to slow people or liars, you need to take it really slowly, because excess time gives their brains time to understand... or can encourage them to crack to their conscience. The big line in the sand, that the GOP effectively hides behind against the Dems' arguments, is that 'Trump didn't mean what he said'. Is anybody stupid enough to believe that? Should it even matter what he means, if he cannot control his mouth when he ought to? Is POTUS a kindergarten position now? Of course, there's a really high bar for impeachment, and efforts to remove a political opponent is definitely not big enough to qualify for impeachment from an oligarchy. If someone was previously impeached for something less relevant to the job, like getting a blowjob in the office, I could see that lowering the bar dramatically... But that's never happened.
@snakers7164 жыл бұрын
@@Heimdal001 "Is anyone stupid enough to believe that." Yes.. There are too many people that are stupid enough to believe that. That's why Trump is our president, because there are some really dumb people out there.
@jamesb65004 жыл бұрын
The spine I call into question is the Democratic party spine that was replaced with socialistic gal and petrified bile.
@ErykaSoleil4 жыл бұрын
I had not realized how much I'd missed having Triumph in my life. 🤣🤣🤣 So many gems here!
@VBickfordCreative4 жыл бұрын
"office /terrarium".. Rolling with laughter over here
@sandal_thong86312 жыл бұрын
Had to look up terrarium; thought it might be a hyperbaric chamber.
@wolfsongmoondancer14284 жыл бұрын
"Look, I've got Adaroll, in regular and presidential strength". This rottie is killing it! lol. 😂
@BeeWhistler4 жыл бұрын
Warning: Do not watch when recovering from oral surgery. Ow, the stitches... The stunningly rendered copy of The Room Where It Crappened is what really broke me...
@akilasmith60634 жыл бұрын
That congressman was such a good sport. Feel better.
@darthknightwingphoenix20814 жыл бұрын
Bee Whistler feel better soon!
@tankgirlspetdragon92254 жыл бұрын
Hope you feel better soon.🖤
@chattycathy80894 жыл бұрын
Get better soon!!
@michellebarnes73274 жыл бұрын
Thanks! Timely advice! I’m having oral surgery on Thursday
@tammyb8852 жыл бұрын
God I love Triumph. 😂😂😂😂😂 Thank God for him and his humor. Robert Smigel you are my hero. 🤣🤣🤣🤣
@russellcampbell91984 жыл бұрын
This is f%$#ing hilarious. Brilliantly hilarious.
@davidcastillo13404 жыл бұрын
Did you just censor yourself?
@aspen62904 жыл бұрын
“Just poke your head out of your shell! I have lettuce!” 😂😂😂 So glad I am working remote today. I laughed so hard... I’ll be thinking of this from now on whenever I feed our Sulcata tortoise lettuce. LOL!
@aspen62904 жыл бұрын
Oh wow! Did I offend you??? All I was pointing out is that I’m going to be thinking of this part of the skit every time I feed the tortoise. Nothing more. But you can’t deny it - McConnell looks exactly like one! Just google McConnell vs tortoise!
@vdiitd4 жыл бұрын
The fact that you guys can even do this, is amazing to me. In my country you would be in great trouble if you tried that.
@ushoys4 жыл бұрын
Yeah but pretty soon we'll be like Russia too. We're already halfway there
@nobragjustfact61074 жыл бұрын
what country?
@tyrapp2622 жыл бұрын
@Wildlife Warrior Yeah we all saw it January 6.
@ashleymarie74522 жыл бұрын
What part of Texas do you live in?
@russell2952 Жыл бұрын
I heard that in Fred Armisen's voice. "Right to jail. Right away."
@ryanwilkerson49672 жыл бұрын
Triumph makes me laugh to tears in every single bit.
@Paulosucks4 жыл бұрын
i laughed, i giggled, i chuckled, i scoffed, i guffawed and i want more.
@jessicad43644 жыл бұрын
“Ok we’re coming to senator Michael B. Enzi of Wyoming and we’re moving on” my thoughts exactly 😹
@punkressph14 жыл бұрын
"Smell his mustache" I died 😂😂😂
@hppyB4 жыл бұрын
Security guard almost broke character, gold medal he can maintain a straight face while talking to the dog and not the man behind the dog XDD
@deadfreightwest59564 жыл бұрын
"Senator Graham! Why do you look like every guy who saw the movie "Cats" alone?!"
@MaxHoward74734 жыл бұрын
Dead Freight West he’s a good ole sweet southern queen 👸
@oOKitty86Oo4 жыл бұрын
I loud laughed at that XD
@TheTrimed14 жыл бұрын
He's still at the top of his game. He needs to sit down and write a sitcom with the Michael Schur.
@Camboge4 жыл бұрын
Dead Freight West maybe he will come out of the closet some day
@yoj3124 жыл бұрын
Finally I found someone who commented this one
@factsoverpolitics4 жыл бұрын
"I'm here to report on the very important waste of time going on. " lol so true.
@napoleonibonaparte71984 жыл бұрын
Triumph needs to be awarded a Medal of Honour for braving the bullshite GOP “firewall” and ask the real questions
@johno76174 жыл бұрын
Napoleon I Bonaparte VOTE Blue!!
@batgurrl4 жыл бұрын
The security guy needs an award. Greatest poker face ever.
@emma_de_dilemma4 жыл бұрын
Honestly, props to the people behind Triumph, because they probably get in a lot of trouble
@riverraisin14 жыл бұрын
The great thing is that when one person gets kicked out they hand the puppet to someone else and they get a turn with it. Triumph never gets kicked out.
@emma_de_dilemma4 жыл бұрын
@@riverraisin1 Oh, that is amazing, genuinely. I'm guessing they do voice overs afterwards then?
@vidpie4 жыл бұрын
Robert Smigel is both the puppeteer and voice of Triumph.
@hiratiomasterson40094 жыл бұрын
From what I have heard just about everyone has decided it is best not to take any further action with Triumph and his team beyond the bare minimum that is needed to contain any potential situation where they immediately are - and that comes from both lawyers and PR specialists. If something should escalate to an altercation or anything that results in charges / legal action, it would look comical for the party opposing Triumph ("Geez, you can't handle a puppet?" "You are wasting the courts/police time" "This would be a PR field day for Triumph & Co." "Where's your sense of humour you idiots!" etc). Sure, if Triumph and Co. were to do something silly that seriously jeopardised public safety then that could change things, but they are smarter than that, they know the limits, those limits are greater than what the general public can get away with...so Go Triumph! :D
@dianeridley98044 жыл бұрын
But they keep doing it. First Amendment 1, stuffy annoying hypocrites who prefer the second amendment, 0
@kray974 жыл бұрын
"You're Fox????......a checks a check, I guess" - to black Fox camera guy.
@XTRABIG3 жыл бұрын
I went to HS with him ... Crazy
@robertsnyder18904 жыл бұрын
will lie for rubles sign behind graham was the best.
@oldrrocr4 жыл бұрын
at 8:18 can we get a poster of bootlick Lindsay in time for elections?
@sassulusmagnus4 жыл бұрын
One of the best comedy bits on Late Night in recent memory. "Why do you look like every guy who saw the movie Cats alone?"
@randysavage10114 жыл бұрын
I havent laughed that hard in a while
@chriscripplercruz18334 жыл бұрын
Me either not since his Hulu election special
@kimclarke97454 жыл бұрын
I’m watching at 6 in the morning and am dying laughing. One of the best....
@lla7884 жыл бұрын
Me either Hilarious!
@pitchfolkmedia9164 жыл бұрын
"Truth to power" comedy is irresistible. As foundational as the court jester to the king... classic!
@elizalopez57474 жыл бұрын
Same
@jennymck73204 жыл бұрын
Triumph almost had that security guard. A faint smile I think. 😹😹😹😹😹
@Harold0754 жыл бұрын
"Extra garlic to protect senators for Rudy Giuliani" :D
@mariannegreig30674 жыл бұрын
laughed the hardest at that one....
@xadam2dudex4 жыл бұрын
You gotta admit that was a good zinger
@ZobethC4 жыл бұрын
NOSFERATU 🧛♂️
@OrionoftheStar4 жыл бұрын
I'd be more worried about Stephen Miller.
@teresataylor23014 жыл бұрын
😂
@robertryan3992 жыл бұрын
free triumph!
@marcy24434 жыл бұрын
“Why would you change everything about yourself but keep that haircut?” 😭😭😂
@karasprouse5954 жыл бұрын
i loved the part about. why do you look like every guy that saw cats alone. But then he can not help it linsey gram is an inbred from south carolina he is weak and not a very intelligent person.
@jondunmore42684 жыл бұрын
I liked better: "You look like every guy who saw the movie CATS alone."
@Qronis2204 жыл бұрын
💀
@PogueMahone14 жыл бұрын
@@karasprouse595 That joke was about femme gay men, dear. Lindsey's actually very smart -- one must be to equivocate and prevaricate as fluidly he does. But he's not very wise or introspective. As to strength (or lack thereof), the best analogy I've seen so far is: "The sagging roof of [Graham's] soul/psyche is supported by a sheet of garden trellis girdled in a roll of flammable yellow 'Polly-Esther' chiffon."
@karasprouse5954 жыл бұрын
@@PogueMahone1 no he is not. If he was he woul;d has seen what i wrote him and reacted quickly knowing that name is a SC billionaire's oldest telling him to get rid of the fool.
@Happy-uy5wc4 жыл бұрын
Dogs are one of the most honest animals in the world. I think that they are right up there with horses, horses are very honest too.
@AshleeKnowsNot4 жыл бұрын
The house member who helped out is my new favorite person. IDC who he is I would vote for him.
@j.criquette33344 жыл бұрын
That was real democracy in action, right?
@EdDunkle4 жыл бұрын
Brad Sherman. He's okay but he hates Bitcoin, so I have to downvote him.
@beatz044 жыл бұрын
That's the problem with you people. You vote based on irrationalities, because you think someone has humour, is likeable, looks good or whatever else instead of voting because you agree with their political stance.
@voteyourconscience50804 жыл бұрын
The security guard....lol 😂😂😂😂
@DannyKlimt4 жыл бұрын
I think Robert Smigel should get more credit ... He's a genius
@j.criquette33344 жыл бұрын
Not just genius. Nerves of steel.
@canogaparque8184 жыл бұрын
Is that triumphs owner?
@DannyKlimt4 жыл бұрын
@@canogaparque818 Yes. He was a writer on SNL and then Conan's first head writer
@full-metal_jacob58584 жыл бұрын
@@j.criquette3334 I wonder how many times he's been detained doing this.
@shannonmullis99164 жыл бұрын
I miss TV Funhouse on SNL he's pure genius
@Fabian0806904 жыл бұрын
Robert Smigel simply makes the world a better place. I live for Triumph political remotes
@anksas4 жыл бұрын
Triumph vs Trump!
@sefman58514 жыл бұрын
Dude, put a chest on.
@anksas4 жыл бұрын
@@sefman5851 too sexy for the internet..lol!
@gamepapa12114 жыл бұрын
Triumph 2020
@sefman58514 жыл бұрын
Lol, i like your style.
@tracer7404 жыл бұрын
@@gamepapa1211- ... in which Federal prison?
@donnasven44334 жыл бұрын
“Will lie for Rubles” 🤣 all hilarious !
@user-pk8rg1zl1c4 жыл бұрын
Office/terrarium Come out of your shell Mitch 😂😂😂😂
@solitudestanding11632 жыл бұрын
Hang tight, Smigel, Triumph, and the others who were arrested today in the line of comedic duty. You will return to poop again!!
@imnotmike4 жыл бұрын
Lol, I can't believe he got John Bolton to go along with that. "It's really me. Pull my mustache!"
@simpsonman9564 жыл бұрын
I'm like 92% sure that wasn't really John Bolton
@serious71794 жыл бұрын
Ummm....it wasn't Bolton... it was a good imitation though
@ehrmahgerd56413 жыл бұрын
That's some dude, who is at least 30 years younger than John Bolton, wearing a lot of makeup.
Hats off to the security guy !! - I don't think I would have been able to resist punching the handpuppet !!
@lostboy5834 жыл бұрын
Somebody get that dog and medal! I want a T-shirt with him holding up the sign behind Lindsey Graham. that was fanF***ingtastic !!
@cigoramos19713 жыл бұрын
Triumph is the BEST! ❤️✊❤️
@AFishBicycle4 жыл бұрын
“Lindsey Graham! Another question! Why do you look like every guy who saw the movie Cats alone?!”
@oldrrocr4 жыл бұрын
at 8:18 can we get a poster of bootlick Lindsay in time for elections?
@thomasridley86754 жыл бұрын
Dog Gone that was funny. At least this dog didn't shit on the floor like the breed of gop senators keep doing.
@brendanbloomberg32834 жыл бұрын
Democrats are evil.
@rheap1294 жыл бұрын
The puppetwork is just amazing here...and Smigel did a good job with Triumph too.
@iworshiplemons2 жыл бұрын
This right here is the top quality journalism I have come to expect from your show. A+ no notes.
@dakotaearls1234 жыл бұрын
This is pure gold
@shawnsmith18654 жыл бұрын
O M G. I seriously haven't laughed that hard in a long time...shouldn't have watched this while at work. It was worth every second of it tho!
@jeff77754 жыл бұрын
“Mitch! Come out of your office/terrarium!” 😂
@SeanHenderson2 жыл бұрын
That's my dog, Triumph you're a nutless genius!
@luauleialoha96454 жыл бұрын
We Love you Triumph! Asking the tough questions, and looking sharp, as usual. #StephenColbert Triumph needs to have his own regular segment for this 2020 election year ! Please!! #MoreTriumph #TriumphOnTheLateShow
@inyoface054 жыл бұрын
I like how the matter went from: "Trump didn't do anything wrong!" To "Well it's not that bad!" It's no longer about the possibility of him doing it, but it's about the severity of what he did
@laurent11444 жыл бұрын
Now it's "It's really bad, but not impeachment bad"
@brucemcdonald11144 жыл бұрын
To "Yeah ok. He did it but so what?"
@brendanbloomberg32834 жыл бұрын
Trump didn't do anything wrong.
@brucemcdonald11144 жыл бұрын
@@brendanbloomberg3283 to " we do it all the time. Get over it." To "I have the right to do whatever I want."
@brucemcdonald11144 жыл бұрын
@@brendanbloomberg3283trump troll: You can say it all you want but nobody with any sense of reality has to believe it. What a waste of good non epa protected air.
@douglaslowe54 жыл бұрын
More Triumph please! He should have asked Miss Lindsay what he thinks McCain would think of him now.
@Kiyoone3 жыл бұрын
4:21 The security guy ALMOST laughed
@Panda_Roll4 жыл бұрын
Why do you look like every guy that saw the movie Cats alone? So depressed and in desperate need of a shower?
@richbydesignpullupj58424 жыл бұрын
Before he said no one order pizza he laughed 😂😂😂 Giuliani is a vampire 😂
@SssS93724 жыл бұрын
Thumbs up if you want Stephen to make a Triumph sketch every week for the entire 2020 election!
@thabluntroller96372 жыл бұрын
FREE TRIUMPH!!!!!
@tubularap4 жыл бұрын
2:04 - Triumph: "He Mitt, Mitt. I'm a dog journalist, can I get a ride home on your roof?" - A joke for those who remember.
@viperswhip4 жыл бұрын
Ya, you had to follow this stuff for a while to remember that one.
@xinchen37004 жыл бұрын
Can somebody explain please? Thank you.
@viperswhip4 жыл бұрын
@@xinchen3700Mitt Romney once drove home with his dog on the roof of his car.
@xinchen37004 жыл бұрын
@@viperswhip LOL. Thanks!
@wowjuicy51264 жыл бұрын
@@viperswhip I read about that during his presidential run in 2012. Thank God he didn't die
@longxiao98234 жыл бұрын
To be honest, that is a Mission Impossible level disguise of John Bolton.
@amandahuginkiss85614 жыл бұрын
Miss Graham was having none of that!
@mrxxbrian2 жыл бұрын
FREE TRIUMPH!!
@fairdinkum9774 жыл бұрын
Thank you stephen! Triumph lives and rules again!
@dcinrb85384 жыл бұрын
A check's a check. I use to work for "Cat Vanity". That wiped the smile off of the Fox cameraman. 🤗
@pkunkbwok4 жыл бұрын
my favorite part is how the puppeteer isn't even pretending the arm is connected anymore
@alexanderpanayi72123 жыл бұрын
"Hi I have a 1:00 with Mr. Dershowitz I'm his personal masseuse therapist with Olga."ROFL🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
@raywilliams53524 жыл бұрын
That Secret Service guy could give the Queens Guard a run for their money. I would've died lol.
@gregalc27134 жыл бұрын
You are the BEST Mr. Stephen Colbert.
@ToniGlick4 жыл бұрын
Most accurate reporting of a toothless impeachment ever.
@WorldReserveCurrency2 жыл бұрын
Amazing. Just the respect capitol hill deserves.
@TrishTruitt4 жыл бұрын
"The room where it crappened" LOL. & 'Will lie for Rubles" Good one! - After this I think I'd vote for Triumph before I'd vote for Trump.
@Picachki4 жыл бұрын
If I was that security guard, I’d have lost my job. That was too funny!!
@AnthonyChew4 жыл бұрын
6:15 He yawned, smiled, and I bet you he almost laughed seeing Triumph, just not out loud.
@bethaniejify4 жыл бұрын
Omg, how did that security guard not laugh at all the bad disguises? That was golden.