Triumph The Insult Comic Dog Goes To Washington To Cover Trump's Impeachment Trial

[@surtu9221]

The best part of this is that they didn't stage it, the security people seriously had to deal with a puppet dog changing costumes and returning to them with jokes XD

[@hillbillybackwoods]

Are you that stupid? This is a green screen....Wow, the stupid is STRONG in you.

[@aubonstudios4558]

I work in the Capitol. The John Bolton bit was clearly real because that was right at the point where he would be going into the Senate. The other bit though at the long staircase with all the costumes was in a House office building. Shouldn't have been off limits so I feel like that was an actor.

[@Gavmo1]

@@hillbillybackwoods exactly which part was green screen?

[@driftwood9098]

@@hillbillybackwoods who cares anymore. I just want to laugh

[@jamalcalypse]

@@hillbillybackwoods you think this is a green screen? it's public property, people do pranks in government buildings all the time, with due restraint of course. absolutely ridiculous, you must be a hardcore conspiracy theorist

[@dianeridley9804]

I love how the security guard is talking to Triumph like he's a real person

[@ishmaelm1932]

He's trying so hard to not laugh. They'll probably fire him if he laughs

[@Wiley_Coyote]

He's not?

[@dianeridley9804]

😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂

[@jaimhaas5170]

You do know he is a real person (wearing a sock puppet). Geez.

[@dianeridley9804]

@@jaimhaas5170 Every puppet/Muppet/marionette/ventriloquist prop requires a real person for its animation. That actor asks the audience to suspend disbelief. The security guard is not having a conversation with Robert Smigel. Geez

[@hhelenawang]

The security guy needs an Oscar. That poker face was a work of art.

[@tracer740]

He must have balls of steel!

[@ciaranbrk]

Oh I know the anti depressants and anti semite part made me roll around laughing 😂😂

[@NoCultsPlease]

That dude had no sense of humor. Hahahahaha.

[@Schmidtelpunkt]

@@NoCultsPlease Look at his eyes - he tries so hard not to smile, especially with that obnoxious pizza delivery. Also he looks at the dog - without humour he would only look at the puppeteer, but he plays along to that degree, at least as much as he is allowed to.

[@porkchop4401]

@@NoCultsPlease Well that is a serious job he has. Probably does not appreciate someone just trying to make lols and using him as a prop.

[@samchen9951]

4:50 The kind elderly gentleman deserves so much credit. He entertained triumph, followed him around and was very kind and polite to him. What a champ.

[@ThePjr001984]

"Mitch! Poke your head out of your shell! I have lettuce." Lost it 🤣

[@GeraldHarris-cf2zh]

I have lettuce....brilliant.

[@ronaldturpack5326]

turtle head Moscow Mitch stay in your shell your worthless anyway

[@ezziboo]

Office/Terrarium

[@RoleyChiu]

"We know it's fixed. There's nothing really left to do but screw with people." Best line ever.

[@mmb6527]

How can something be hilarious and depressing at the same time?

[@zmccarthy4634]

“You’re Fox? A check is a check.” 😂😂😂

[@fredwarsaw5782]

😂 😂 😂 😂 😂 Triumph the Insult Comic Dog killed me with that.

[@dmeemd7787]

😂 God that joke killed me LMFAO -- I love when he thinks of a joke and tries not to laugh as he saying it.

[@acarroll1714]

I love how long it took the camera man to realize how bad he got burned.

[@SayYoJ]

BRILLIANT 💀

[@tommy-tandhisbeautifulgirls]

Lmmfaooooo

[@skapunkkid17]

"I'm a dog journalist, can I get a ride home on the roof of your car?" Glad I'm not the only person who remembers that

[@dragonflower50]

rusty shackleford I didn’t get it, I had to look it up. Oh my freaking God! Romney is a monster and Robert Smigel is a genius for bringing that up.

[@christophercruz1513]

@@dragonflower50 wat happen let me know

[@slamg4618]

@@christophercruz1513 Mitt Romney took a road trip with his family. For the duration of the time that they were on the road however, the Romney’s dog was kept in a crate on the roof of the car.

[@michaeldeignan7922]

@@christophercruz1513 Mitt the multi millionaire with his dog in cage ,strapped on top of a station wagon,the story goe's I think

[@christophercruz1513]

What else happened to the dog?​@@dragonflower50

[@hammun6]

Props to the first security guy. Didn't mind showing his face and kept it straight for the duration.

[@MareShoop]

Murilo Melo he broke at the last millisecond, nobody ordered pizzas 😂

[@PogueMahone1]

@@MareShoop Still, dude...balls of IRON! Fookin' Queen's Guardsman in a Perry Ellis suit!

[@RobMacKendrick]

He's truly Cop of the Year. He did all of his job, but no more. If I knew his name I would seriously send him fanmail.

[@TheVCRTimeMachine]

He’s an actor

[@Ceaseroni]

"...for me to poop on!" gets me every single time! That last one I simultaneously knew it was coming and did not expect it. I had to restrain myself from laughing out loud in class!

[@Lux7355]

Hahaha, _"you're_ Fox... it's okay, I get it, I used to work for Cat Fancy for a while... ", that was cold! 😂😂

[@Wednesdaywoe1975]

That guy's face!

[@Hexanitrobenzene]

Could someone provide some context ?

[@sandal_thong8631]

A check's a check.

[@vibradiant]

Finally Googled Triumph and learned his maker, the remarkable Robert Smigel, was the SNL writer behind the infamous Star Trek convention skit with Shatner telling attendees to get a life and move out of their parents' basements. It's like discovering the mind behind sliced bread also invented the wheel.

[@dianeridley9804]

He also created The Ambiguously Gay Duo

[@dianeridley9804]

He also created The Ambiguously Gay Duo

[@phriedokra6158]

Of Ace and Gary Snl fame...the Ambiguously Gay Duo of the 90s

[@franciscovarela7127]

Don’t know how the guards kept stone face. “I have lettuce.” brilliant!

[@mybiasedopinions4793]

"I'm a former Iraq war creator" - John Bolton

[@alexanderpanayi7212]

"And current author of my new book The Room Where It Crappened."🤣

[@deniseboldea1624]

Brad Sherman has a sense of humor. He was grinning all the while Triumph was doing his bit with the guard. I was absolutely rolling when he was making all the Turtle Jokes outside of McConnell's office.

[@AChickandaDuck]

“I have lettuce!”

[@slamg4618]

McConnell should just stay inside his terrarium. I seriously hope he heard those

[@RCsFinest]

Even funnier now

[@cooltoad7828]

i don't get the turtle jokes. could you please explain?

[@deniseboldea1624]

@@RCsFinest If you take a hard look at Moscow Mitch, he looks quite a bit like a turtle, particularly if you look at old Warner Bros cartoons.

[@emperorzarkov]

That security guard was such a good sport.

[@dfuher968]

Triumph is awesome as always - but also big kudos to that security guard for actually keeping a straight face through all of Triumph's antics 🤣🤣🤣

[@rodchristian1363]

Poor bloke was struggling for a bit not to crack up .

[@tdsil]

Fairly certain those are “guards”

[@android12921]

He managed to say no one ordered pizza!!

[@tommyt1971]

Training.

[@AJHyoton]

Buckingham Palace guards ain't got shit on us!! USA! USA! USA!

[@SouihliAhmed]

"It's alright. I get it. I used to write for Cat Fancy for a while" DAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAYYUUUUUUMMMM!!!

[@sentientarugula2884]

Truman Show moment

[@jasonbitten7222]

My favorite part too S Ahmed😆😅😆🤣🤣🤣

[@lauralishes1]

*WILL LIE FOR RUBLES SIGN BEHIND LINDSEY GRAHAM FEATURED ON CNN* 🤣

[@thomasridley8675]

We could tell them that there is a big sale on Russian dressing. Then take the vote while they are gone.

[@oldrrocr]

at 8:18 can we get a poster of bootlick Lindsay?

[@kaystevens8428]

That was super funny! But also very sad -- because it's true. Trump should've been impeached (and removed) within 6 months of his inauguration for colluding with Russia in the election. At that time, many in the GOP congress still OPENLY admitted their dislike of Trump and were still being honest about his complete incompetence. When Jr. openly admitted to (one of the instances of) collusion and even produced the "receipts" (e-mail exchanges re said collusion) Written (undeniable) evidence + a confession usually work well for prosecutors. At that time, Trump's overall approval rating was 36% -- the lowest approval rating at the 6-month mark of any president in 70 years! More importantly, though, Graham, Cruz, Corker and Flake, (among others) had not yet removed their balls & handed them to Trump. Collins and Murkowski, (among others) still seemed honorable and committed to Country over party, come what may. Corrupt Trump sycophant Barr wasn't the Attorney General. Kavanaugh wasn't on the Supreme Court ... I believe he would have been convicted and kicked to the curb like he should've been. All the damage he has done to our country (& those of our closest allies) would have been avoided. Imagine.

[@andrianadryan8911]

A new presidential candidate. “He’s worth a 100 million dollars... or as Trump calls it, a billion dollars.”

[@michaelzl6674]

"Ok we're comming to ahhh.. senator Michael B Enzi of Wyoming... " "And we're moving on" 😂😂😂

[@thepalerider9635]

As someone who lives in Wyoming I hope we can say the same thing very soon

[@MetalSStar196]

@Michael Lochlann Nothing like a good roast of a nobody politician on the Republican side. That said, there are nobody politicians on the Democratic side as well. It's pretty funny, that.

[@tjk3430]

@@MetalSStar196 4me2💩on!

[@ToddHowar.d]

“I’m John Bolton’s dog, see here, here’s the real John Bolton.” I died

[@thangnguyen02]

didn't see that coming at all.. funny AF

[@davidabramov607]

Was that actually John Bolton?

[@ronelz999]

@@davidabramov607 Im actually wondering this myself was that the real one?

[@davidabramov607]

@@ronelz999 it wasn’t. I googled it, the John Bolton in the video is a professional John Bolton impersonator. A hella uncanny one.

[@anonymbigfox]

" Lindsey Graham, why would you change everything about yourself and keep that haircut ? "

[@Jamesandcheraylucas]

🤣👍

[@kimclarke9745]

😂😂😂😂😂

[@TheMadmacs]

aaahhahahahahahahahahahahahaha

[@NicholasHobbs]

Had me loling lol

[@wassilykandinsky4616]

Lindsey isn't aware of his hair cut because he isn't able to look into the mirror anymore.

[@gmrfreak8435]

"Michael B. Enzi. And we're moving on". That's when I lost it!! 😂😂😂

[@d1p70]

Me too... the biggest insult you can get from Triumph is when he can't even be fucked to come up with one for you. That was a cold burn right there.

[@Annie-zd6rn]

"MITCH come out, just poke your head out of your shell, I have lettuce."🤣

[@natwoode1798]

Annie 😂😂

[@AzureStarline]

I have been repeating this for the last month

[@alexanderpanayi7212]

"Office/Terrarium."🤣

[@chompachangas]

The guard did a really good job trying to look annoyed, but I see that he wanted to crack a smile very badly.

[@Mitsubishilover04]

"Your my favorite henchman." Lol

[@d00ks]

Mitsubishilover04 you’re*

[@xadam2dudex]

@@d00ks"... an a$$hole"

[@readingfromthelowerechelon1487]

@Emma XTC well find it

[@karenpiotte90]

"I have lettuce!" Omg I had tears running down my face!

[@bhaine13]

"Many Republicans have complained about the length of these hearings and having to sit in the chamber for so many hours without having a spine to support them"😂🤣😂

[@briteinnocence]

Al B That was beautiful 😂😂😂😂

[@keithhakanson6520]

No, Republicans complained, because it took the Dems 3 days to say, what they could have said in 30 minutes. They just keep repeating their same rhetoric over and over. "The facts are undisputed" (actually they were VERY undisputed) and "The President isn't above the law" (Neither are the house Democrats.)

[@Heimdal001]

@@keithhakanson6520 I agree! But when you're talking to slow people or liars, you need to take it really slowly, because excess time gives their brains time to understand... or can encourage them to crack to their conscience. The big line in the sand, that the GOP effectively hides behind against the Dems' arguments, is that 'Trump didn't mean what he said'. Is anybody stupid enough to believe that? Should it even matter what he means, if he cannot control his mouth when he ought to? Is POTUS a kindergarten position now? Of course, there's a really high bar for impeachment, and efforts to remove a political opponent is definitely not big enough to qualify for impeachment from an oligarchy. If someone was previously impeached for something less relevant to the job, like getting a blowjob in the office, I could see that lowering the bar dramatically... But that's never happened.

[@snakers716]

@@Heimdal001 "Is anyone stupid enough to believe that." Yes.. There are too many people that are stupid enough to believe that. That's why Trump is our president, because there are some really dumb people out there.

[@jamesb6500]

The spine I call into question is the Democratic party spine that was replaced with socialistic gal and petrified bile.

[@ErykaSoleil]

I had not realized how much I'd missed having Triumph in my life. 🤣🤣🤣 So many gems here!

[@VBickfordCreative]

"office /terrarium".. Rolling with laughter over here

[@sandal_thong8631]

Had to look up terrarium; thought it might be a hyperbaric chamber.

[@wolfsongmoondancer1428]

"Look, I've got Adaroll, in regular and presidential strength". This rottie is killing it! lol. 😂

[@BeeWhistler]

Warning: Do not watch when recovering from oral surgery. Ow, the stitches... The stunningly rendered copy of The Room Where It Crappened is what really broke me...

[@akilasmith6063]

That congressman was such a good sport. Feel better.

[@darthknightwingphoenix2081]

Bee Whistler feel better soon!

[@tankgirlspetdragon9225]

Hope you feel better soon.🖤

[@chattycathy8089]

Get better soon!!

[@michellebarnes7327]

Thanks! Timely advice! I’m having oral surgery on Thursday

[@tammyb885]

God I love Triumph. 😂😂😂😂😂 Thank God for him and his humor. Robert Smigel you are my hero. 🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@russellcampbell9198]

This is f%$#ing hilarious. Brilliantly hilarious.

[@davidcastillo1340]

Did you just censor yourself?

[@aspen6290]

“Just poke your head out of your shell! I have lettuce!” 😂😂😂 So glad I am working remote today. I laughed so hard... I’ll be thinking of this from now on whenever I feed our Sulcata tortoise lettuce. LOL!

[@aspen6290]

Oh wow! Did I offend you??? All I was pointing out is that I’m going to be thinking of this part of the skit every time I feed the tortoise. Nothing more. But you can’t deny it - McConnell looks exactly like one! Just google McConnell vs tortoise!

[@vdiitd]

The fact that you guys can even do this, is amazing to me. In my country you would be in great trouble if you tried that.

[@ushoys]

Yeah but pretty soon we'll be like Russia too. We're already halfway there

[@nobragjustfact6107]

what country?

[@tyrapp262]

@Wildlife Warrior Yeah we all saw it January 6.

[@ashleymarie7452]

What part of Texas do you live in?

[@russell2952]

I heard that in Fred Armisen's voice. "Right to jail. Right away."

[@ryanwilkerson4967]

Triumph makes me laugh to tears in every single bit.

[@Paulosucks]

i laughed, i giggled, i chuckled, i scoffed, i guffawed and i want more.

[@jessicad4364]

“Ok we’re coming to senator Michael B. Enzi of Wyoming and we’re moving on” my thoughts exactly 😹

[@punkressph1]

"Smell his mustache" I died 😂😂😂

[@hppyB]

Security guard almost broke character, gold medal he can maintain a straight face while talking to the dog and not the man behind the dog XDD

[@deadfreightwest5956]

"Senator Graham! Why do you look like every guy who saw the movie "Cats" alone?!"

[@MaxHoward7473]

Dead Freight West he’s a good ole sweet southern queen 👸

[@oOKitty86Oo]

I loud laughed at that XD

[@TheTrimed1]

He's still at the top of his game. He needs to sit down and write a sitcom with the Michael Schur.

[@Camboge]

Dead Freight West maybe he will come out of the closet some day

[@yoj312]

Finally I found someone who commented this one

[@factsoverpolitics]

"I'm here to report on the very important waste of time going on. " lol so true.

[@napoleonibonaparte7198]

Triumph needs to be awarded a Medal of Honour for braving the bullshite GOP “firewall” and ask the real questions

[@johno7617]

Napoleon I Bonaparte VOTE Blue!!

[@batgurrl]

The security guy needs an award. Greatest poker face ever.

[@emma_de_dilemma]

Honestly, props to the people behind Triumph, because they probably get in a lot of trouble

[@riverraisin1]

The great thing is that when one person gets kicked out they hand the puppet to someone else and they get a turn with it. Triumph never gets kicked out.

[@emma_de_dilemma]

@@riverraisin1 Oh, that is amazing, genuinely. I'm guessing they do voice overs afterwards then?

[@vidpie]

Robert Smigel is both the puppeteer and voice of Triumph.

[@hiratiomasterson4009]

From what I have heard just about everyone has decided it is best not to take any further action with Triumph and his team beyond the bare minimum that is needed to contain any potential situation where they immediately are - and that comes from both lawyers and PR specialists. If something should escalate to an altercation or anything that results in charges / legal action, it would look comical for the party opposing Triumph ("Geez, you can't handle a puppet?" "You are wasting the courts/police time" "This would be a PR field day for Triumph & Co." "Where's your sense of humour you idiots!" etc). Sure, if Triumph and Co. were to do something silly that seriously jeopardised public safety then that could change things, but they are smarter than that, they know the limits, those limits are greater than what the general public can get away with...so Go Triumph! :D

[@dianeridley9804]

But they keep doing it. First Amendment 1, stuffy annoying hypocrites who prefer the second amendment, 0

[@kray97]

"You're Fox????......a checks a check, I guess" - to black Fox camera guy.

[@XTRABIG]

I went to HS with him ... Crazy

[@robertsnyder1890]

will lie for rubles sign behind graham was the best.

[@oldrrocr]

at 8:18 can we get a poster of bootlick Lindsay in time for elections?

[@sassulusmagnus]

One of the best comedy bits on Late Night in recent memory. "Why do you look like every guy who saw the movie Cats alone?"

[@randysavage1011]

I havent laughed that hard in a while

[@chriscripplercruz1833]

Me either not since his Hulu election special

[@kimclarke9745]

I’m watching at 6 in the morning and am dying laughing. One of the best....

[@lla788]

Me either Hilarious!

[@pitchfolkmedia916]

"Truth to power" comedy is irresistible. As foundational as the court jester to the king... classic!

[@elizalopez5747]

Same

[@jennymck7320]

Triumph almost had that security guard. A faint smile I think. 😹😹😹😹😹

[@Harold075]

"Extra garlic to protect senators for Rudy Giuliani" :D

[@mariannegreig3067]

laughed the hardest at that one....

[@xadam2dudex]

You gotta admit that was a good zinger

[@ZobethC]

NOSFERATU 🧛‍♂️

[@OrionoftheStar]

I'd be more worried about Stephen Miller.

[@teresataylor2301]

😂

[@robertryan399]

free triumph!

[@marcy2443]

“Why would you change everything about yourself but keep that haircut?” 😭😭😂

[@karasprouse595]

i loved the part about. why do you look like every guy that saw cats alone. But then he can not help it linsey gram is an inbred from south carolina he is weak and not a very intelligent person.

[@jondunmore4268]

I liked better: "You look like every guy who saw the movie CATS alone."

[@Qronis220]

💀

[@PogueMahone1]

@@karasprouse595 That joke was about femme gay men, dear. Lindsey's actually very smart -- one must be to equivocate and prevaricate as fluidly he does. But he's not very wise or introspective. As to strength (or lack thereof), the best analogy I've seen so far is: "The sagging roof of [Graham's] soul/psyche is supported by a sheet of garden trellis girdled in a roll of flammable yellow 'Polly-Esther' chiffon."

[@karasprouse595]

@@PogueMahone1 no he is not. If he was he woul;d has seen what i wrote him and reacted quickly knowing that name is a SC billionaire's oldest telling him to get rid of the fool.

[@Happy-uy5wc]

Dogs are one of the most honest animals in the world. I think that they are right up there with horses, horses are very honest too.

[@AshleeKnowsNot]

The house member who helped out is my new favorite person. IDC who he is I would vote for him.

[@j.criquette3334]

That was real democracy in action, right?

[@EdDunkle]

Brad Sherman. He's okay but he hates Bitcoin, so I have to downvote him.

[@beatz04]

That's the problem with you people. You vote based on irrationalities, because you think someone has humour, is likeable, looks good or whatever else instead of voting because you agree with their political stance.

[@voteyourconscience5080]

The security guard....lol 😂😂😂😂

[@DannyKlimt]

I think Robert Smigel should get more credit ... He's a genius

[@j.criquette3334]

Not just genius. Nerves of steel.

[@canogaparque818]

Is that triumphs owner?

[@DannyKlimt]

@@canogaparque818 Yes. He was a writer on SNL and then Conan's first head writer

[@full-metal_jacob5858]

@@j.criquette3334 I wonder how many times he's been detained doing this.

[@shannonmullis9916]

I miss TV Funhouse on SNL he's pure genius

[@Fabian080690]

Robert Smigel simply makes the world a better place. I live for Triumph political remotes

[@anksas]

Triumph vs Trump!

[@sefman5851]

Dude, put a chest on.

[@anksas]

@@sefman5851 too sexy for the internet..lol!

[@gamepapa1211]

Triumph 2020

[@sefman5851]

Lol, i like your style.

[@tracer740]

@@gamepapa1211- ... in which Federal prison?

[@donnasven4433]

“Will lie for Rubles” 🤣 all hilarious !

[@user-pk8rg1zl1c]

Office/terrarium Come out of your shell Mitch 😂😂😂😂

[@solitudestanding1163]

Hang tight, Smigel, Triumph, and the others who were arrested today in the line of comedic duty. You will return to poop again!!

[@imnotmike]

Lol, I can't believe he got John Bolton to go along with that. "It's really me. Pull my mustache!"

[@simpsonman956]

I'm like 92% sure that wasn't really John Bolton

[@serious7179]

Ummm....it wasn't Bolton... it was a good imitation though

[@ehrmahgerd5641]

That's some dude, who is at least 30 years younger than John Bolton, wearing a lot of makeup.

[@rumpvirus7393]

It coulda beena looka likea... ... toilet bowl brush. HeY... whatza matta fo yu ?

[@tommyt1971]

Bolton's probably a Triumph fan.

[@kaiberberich1]

Hats off to the security guy !! - I don't think I would have been able to resist punching the handpuppet !!

[@lostboy583]

Somebody get that dog and medal! I want a T-shirt with him holding up the sign behind Lindsey Graham. that was fanF***ingtastic !!

[@cigoramos1971]

Triumph is the BEST! ❤️✊❤️

[@AFishBicycle]

“Lindsey Graham! Another question! Why do you look like every guy who saw the movie Cats alone?!”

[@oldrrocr]

at 8:18 can we get a poster of bootlick Lindsay in time for elections?

[@thomasridley8675]

Dog Gone that was funny. At least this dog didn't shit on the floor like the breed of gop senators keep doing.

[@brendanbloomberg3283]

Democrats are evil.

[@rheap129]

The puppetwork is just amazing here...and Smigel did a good job with Triumph too.

[@iworshiplemons]

This right here is the top quality journalism I have come to expect from your show. A+ no notes.

[@dakotaearls123]

This is pure gold

[@shawnsmith1865]

O M G. I seriously haven't laughed that hard in a long time...shouldn't have watched this while at work. It was worth every second of it tho!

[@jeff7775]

“Mitch! Come out of your office/terrarium!” 😂

[@SeanHenderson]

That's my dog, Triumph you're a nutless genius!

[@luauleialoha9645]

We Love you Triumph! Asking the tough questions, and looking sharp, as usual. #StephenColbert Triumph needs to have his own regular segment for this 2020 election year ! Please!! #MoreTriumph #TriumphOnTheLateShow

[@inyoface05]

I like how the matter went from: "Trump didn't do anything wrong!" To "Well it's not that bad!" It's no longer about the possibility of him doing it, but it's about the severity of what he did

[@laurent1144]

Now it's "It's really bad, but not impeachment bad"

[@brucemcdonald1114]

To "Yeah ok. He did it but so what?"

[@brendanbloomberg3283]

Trump didn't do anything wrong.

[@brucemcdonald1114]

@@brendanbloomberg3283 to " we do it all the time. Get over it." To "I have the right to do whatever I want."

[@brucemcdonald1114]

@@brendanbloomberg3283trump troll: You can say it all you want but nobody with any sense of reality has to believe it. What a waste of good non epa protected air.

[@douglaslowe5]

More Triumph please! He should have asked Miss Lindsay what he thinks McCain would think of him now.

[@Kiyoone]

4:21 The security guy ALMOST laughed

[@Panda_Roll]

Why do you look like every guy that saw the movie Cats alone? So depressed and in desperate need of a shower?

[@richbydesignpullupj5842]

Before he said no one order pizza he laughed 😂😂😂 Giuliani is a vampire 😂

[@SssS9372]

Thumbs up if you want Stephen to make a Triumph sketch every week for the entire 2020 election!

[@thabluntroller9637]

FREE TRIUMPH!!!!!

[@tubularap]

2:04 - Triumph: "He Mitt, Mitt. I'm a dog journalist, can I get a ride home on your roof?" - A joke for those who remember.

[@viperswhip]

Ya, you had to follow this stuff for a while to remember that one.

[@xinchen3700]

Can somebody explain please? Thank you.

[@viperswhip]

@@xinchen3700Mitt Romney once drove home with his dog on the roof of his car.

[@xinchen3700]

@@viperswhip LOL. Thanks!

[@wowjuicy5126]

@@viperswhip I read about that during his presidential run in 2012. Thank God he didn't die

[@longxiao9823]

To be honest, that is a Mission Impossible level disguise of John Bolton.

[@amandahuginkiss8561]

Miss Graham was having none of that!

[@mrxxbrian]

FREE TRIUMPH!!

[@fairdinkum977]

Thank you stephen! Triumph lives and rules again!

[@dcinrb8538]

A check's a check. I use to work for "Cat Vanity". That wiped the smile off of the Fox cameraman. 🤗

[@pkunkbwok]

my favorite part is how the puppeteer isn't even pretending the arm is connected anymore

[@alexanderpanayi7212]

"Hi I have a 1:00 with Mr. Dershowitz I'm his personal masseuse therapist with Olga."ROFL🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@raywilliams5352]

That Secret Service guy could give the Queens Guard a run for their money. I would've died lol.

[@gregalc2713]

You are the BEST Mr. Stephen Colbert.

[@ToniGlick]

Most accurate reporting of a toothless impeachment ever.

[@WorldReserveCurrency]

Amazing. Just the respect capitol hill deserves.

[@TrishTruitt]

"The room where it crappened" LOL. & 'Will lie for Rubles" Good one! - After this I think I'd vote for Triumph before I'd vote for Trump.

[@Picachki]

If I was that security guard, I’d have lost my job. That was too funny!!

[@AnthonyChew]

6:15 He yawned, smiled, and I bet you he almost laughed seeing Triumph, just not out loud.

[@bethaniejify]

Omg, how did that security guard not laugh at all the bad disguises? That was golden.