TROUBLE IN THE PUB *Hilarious Adult Humor* 😂

[@MrJoecool9999]

A clean pub joke - A man walks into a pub and in a loud voice said - "Who owns that Great Dane tied up outside...?" A big bloke sitting at the bar replied - "It's mine - why...?" The man says - "Well my Chihuahua just killed it...!" The big bloke says - "You're trying to tell me your Chihuahua killed my Great Dane - how on earth did it manage to do that...?" The man says - "It got stuck in its throat....!"

[@mikeandjoelle.]

😂😂😂

[@SpiroKetal]

Reminds me of ajoke about a little girl who was digging a hole to bury her little goldfish 🤣

[@James-0075]

​@@SpiroKetalI've heard that one. Absolutely hilarious

[@SpiroKetal]

@@James-0075 🤣cracks me up just thinking about it!

[@ramrod6279]

😅😂😅😂

[@glennjohnso310]

And there is the face that says it all.😱😱😱🤣😂🤣😂🤣

[@smartanu18]

It's midnight. I am laughing aloud. Love from India🇮🇳.

[@CG-vf9he]

I needed that laugh!! 😂

[@2-old-Forthischet]

The husband came to his senses!

[@ovidiuvirtosu105]

@ 5:54 I'm still laughing🤣 Joelle's face at the end helps 😮

[@emily.letsendbslintheuk554]

Love Jim davidson hes such a funny bloke and a great guy too

[@terrysherwood68]

He remains a Forces & Veterans favourite - still as popular today as ever & constantly bashing the woke culture/flat earthers 😂

[@Oldtimered]

Two guys walk into a bar, you would think the second guy would have noticed it.

[@thomascollins4325]

Joelle's reactions are priceless!!! 😂

[@MatthewRandall-ln8ut]

Look at her reaction. 😂❤

[@deldridg]

A dog walks into the pub and sits down at the bar and says to the bartender - "Mate, a pint of lager please". The bartender is visibly shocked and after pouring the beer, gave it to the dog and said - "Bloody hell, you're amazing. You shouldn't be here, you should be in a circus." Dog says - "Really? They need an electrician?".

[@kuinchad]

Jim Davidson lol his favourite comedian of all time was Jethro.....but Jim never known to shy away from a non pc joke

[@Peter-sl6mf]

Jim top comedian

[@user-yl1xy5eg7b]

@@Peter-sl6mfTargeted by wokes. 👿​

[@brucerogermorgan2388]

Lots of laughs here in New Zealand from this, thanks! It's good to hear jokes in proper English!

[@Peter-sl6mf]

Proper English? No one was speaking punjab

[@brucerogermorgan2388]

@@Peter-sl6mf LOL!

[@11rahimis1234]

I love the husband's reaction at the end 😂😂😂😂😂

[@charcoalgrizzli3]

Absolutely brilliant, Jim Davidson is hilarious!

[@charcoalgrizzli3]

Love Jim Davidson. Sindarella comes to mind 🤣🤣🤣

[@johnbourdeau895]

Hilarious segment beautiful couple. Love you both so much

[@ACErob-me9ss]

Awesome 😂😂

[@petersabolewsky4983]

A horse walks into a bar, the bartender says “Why the long face?” The horse can’t understand the bartender, turns around, shits on the floor and walks out.

[@navyjax1128]

oh my. Red fox used to be the master in Vegas of the dirty joke. I love all the names for body parts we dont use in the USA. great fun to learn new names and still laugh like crazy. cheers!

[@mothmagic1]

Welcome to proper English.

[@jeremywarren647]

Is nobody going to ask about why she doesn't rinse the dishes though?

[@jimkempton5568]

I noticed

[@mgoguen7413]

I noticed... why isn't she rinsing the soap off?

[@alanserjeant4947]

In a word - No 😂

[@user-yl1xy5eg7b]

I noticed. Carcinogenic.

[@bartjanc]

Maybe afterwards, all at once

[@williamcole6249]

That's totally funny. Love yas.

[@somebodypeculiar]

For crying out loud, rinse the suds off after you wash things.

[@mikeandjoelle.]

Think she was distracted by something 😂

[@owensparks5013]

Maybe she's prewashing them before putting them in the dishwasher before going onto the post dishwasher final rinse...

[@mackdog3270]

That's awesome 😁 I think the non dry British jokes are pretty good 👍

[@jeffhodge3147]

Funny as usual

[@paulgithens635]

Still laughing!

[@petersanderson8307]

Thanks!

[@mikeandjoelle.]

Thank you so much!!!! Have an epic day Peter 🤙🏼

[@ramrod6279]

😅😂😅😂 That was a good one

[@rickyparrish8310]

Not the ending i expected but that's what made it funny

[@thomasdearment3214]

I love British humor

[@alstewart9915]

The pint is mightier than the punch I guess. 😅

[@vidarmyrvold5550]

Dirty one. 🤣🤣

[@jamesfrancis5910]

LMAO 🤣🤣🤣

[@davidmuise388]

Hahahahaha love it ❤❤❤❤❤

[@markmiwurdz2248]

When Jim Davidson says what sounds like “Harris”, what he means is “Aris”. This is part of the Cockney rhyming slang expression “Aris rail” meaning “tail”. Apparently the horizontal wooden spars that run along a fence are Aris rails.

[@johnmay3266]

tears.....thanks

[@jaysartori9032]

LOL!!! Nice metal image

[@alanserjeant4947]

heavy metal ?

[@robinharwood5044]

Little touch of the Wombles there. (And that will confuse the Americans even more.)

[@chrissewell1608]

Cheers! 🍻

[@grindlessenior]

brilliant!

[@chrisp7652]

This ‘Merican figured it out mate!

[@Atlasvoice06]

Not sure if the lovely Joelle has OCB. She is torturing that strainer

[@needsaride15126]

Pretty funny.

[@murphytc88]

I read they don't rinse the dishes off, just let them dry.

[@paulvamos7319]

😱😱😱😱😱😂😂😂😂😂🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣😎👍

[@buydirectusa4954]

😂😂😂

[@SpiroKetal]

Bahahaaa 🤣

[@saidameri666]

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@goldenoldie68]

😅 Thanks for the laugh Mike, but his name is Jim, not Ian 😁

[@mikeandjoelle.]

😲. Thanks for that I’ve changed it. 😀

[@SweetStephee]

LMFAO

[@georgepruitt637]

Old joke. The version I heard it was in Ireland/ Scotland and the the drink was Guinness.

[@t0mn8r35]

Funny.

[@madcapmagician6018]

😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@Ka9radio_Mobile9]

🤣🤣🤣🤣🥰

[@tonybaker55]

Americans confused by Jack and Danny 😂

[@markyoung9027]

👋😆

[@pyrog.c.c89]

🤣🤣🤣🇺🇸

[@catherinemorgan2741]

lol ouch

[@Derek-rp5yr]

OK, now that one is funny. LOL

[@MistDaemon]

Rinse off the soap before putting items to dry!!

[@mikeandjoelle.]

She was distracted for some reason 😬😂

[@faleiria]

Eu hein!

[@RemcovandeLangenberg]

😅😅😅

[@HowardRamsey]

lol

[@JamesVandevanter]

😂😂😂👍🔅🔆🐬

[@wesgraham9588]

🤷‍♂️

[@cherylhee9762]

Is one cheek Jack and the Danny?🤷

[@mikeandjoelle.]

I’ve got a feeling it’s the 2 things between the cheeks but not sure. 😀

[@ROGER2095]

Jack rhymes with crack, and Danny rhymes with Fanny, which is Cockney for a woman's Hoo-Hah! (Imagine what they must think of a fanny-pack!)

[@rogerrlf1]

Larga ? Must be something gooi ...

[@sidshri6080]

OMBG... this never happened on

[@Veradak]

mike can we see a rope competition again you must be there now

[@briangabriel2458]

Jack and Danny????

[@petersabolewsky4983]

Fanny

[@briangabriel2458]

@@petersabolewsky4983 Thank you, Peter. So here in the US, fanny is the same as butt and in the UK, it means "something else." I assume you mean that "something else"! Lol

[@petersabolewsky4983]

@@briangabriel2458 yes. It also means that something else here in Australia

[@briangabriel2458]

@@petersabolewsky4983 Got it! Thanks again!

[@briangabriel2458]

@@petersabolewsky4983 Got it! Thanks again!

[@onmyhonda]

Why do we need someone gurning at a joke and false laugh. Just watch the joke told by the comedian

[@Patric-y1g]

Just to piss you off that's why it happens. Anything else you want to whine about before I get you your cheese?

[@midiwall]

Come here often do ya'? 😂

[@onmyhonda]

@@midiwall watch them once and not funny but can’t delete them unfortunately

[@RustyDarrell]

😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂😂😂😅😅😅OH MY GOD MIKE 😂😂😂 JOELLE TAKE CARE OF MY LIGHT WORK 😂😂😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣🤣😂😂😂😅😅😅 YOU TWO CRAZY KIDS 😂😂😂😂WE LOVE YA 💝🙏🌹🌹💋💋 WE DON'T HAVE ANY IDEA WHERE YOU COME UP WITH SOME OF THIS🤬BUT GOD BLESS YOU TWO🙏💝 YOU TWO ARE ABSOLUTELY PRECIOUS 💎HAVE A DRINK ON ME🍺🍻🥂🍾🍷🥃🍸🍹"AC/DC" 🙏💝 LOVE YA STAY FROSTY 🍻🍻🤠❤️😺💜 WYOMING 🏞️🏔️🌄🇺🇸🔵💞

[@mattayc266]

😂😂😂😂

[@artacticalholsters5677]

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@TheresaSmith-vx1yu]

😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@timothymclau7373]

😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@bigfootinteractiongroup159]

😂😂😂😂

[@bigfootinteractiongroup159]

😂😂😂😂

[@Rod-vj6dd]

Ok. No1 is going to point out the drawer that was in same spot as the sink. All out drinks have a door for a drawer but no drawer. It's just for show. But theirs is an actual drawer. 😱😱🤯🤯🤯 >