Tragic Horse Accident | Troy Bond Stand Up

[@user-po9bs6id2o]

“Pocket full of oats”

[@blueboystudios]

I was there for this show and that KILLED me. xD

[@pappiti123]

So creative, and it’s off the cuff. Incredible.

[@Purpurafran]

Hahahahhahahah

[@julianhorodyski6414]

bucket lol

[@kbanghart]

​@@pappiti123nah he memorizes all this

[@alexandermclaughlin4742]

2:52 Your horse is the 50 cent of horses. You can find me in the club *clickety clack* with a pocket full of oats 😅😂

[@thatryanp]

So funny! And he gave it as a throwaway

[@jay-tbl]

3 separate jokes in 1 quick line totally improvized how is it possible

[@twistsouth514]

This man needs a Netflix special. Where are the talent scouts?

[@sleepybun908]

RIGHT?! he’s hilarious!

[@OpenMawProductions]

They're too busy getting offended by Dave Chappelle and Ricky Gervais to do their fucking jobs.

[@GodOfLovers1111]

Fuck netflix

[@kennethguitarfiend4493]

Absolutely

[@pushpopLoC909]

They only care when they want to care. Doesn't matter how hilarious any comedian is, they somehow get mid stand ups non stop but someone like Troy is worth more than a netflix special. He's gotta have his own HBO special or bigger. But I get what you mean, the dude is hilarious and has the quickest mouth in the East.

[@Jess8444]

Was sitting in the audience when this happened and I can confirm this was literally the most hilarious thing ever!! Had tears streaming down my face I couldn’t stop laughing

[@NewerSwagger-gp3hj]

Brand New jokes, no stolen material!!!!! Give that man a Netflix spécial!!!!!

[@colbs237]

That's awesome Jess!!

[@jf7098]

Lucky! I don't think I could laugh like this in public without someone thinking I have a problem. I'm making laughs I did not know existed. This dude's as funny as it gets. Next level is death I assume

[@mmaandfightadvisor6779]

Christ this guy is quick on the fly.

[@ThisDude234]

The 50 Cent of horses got it 😂😂

[@chillones9574]

dude I laughed so damn hard. 🤣

[@RedDragonde5]

This guy is so quick-witted he could be good at anything. God bless him for choosing comedy!

[@TSC-Detroit]

You kill hecklers Amazing skills

[@TLEawareness]

He also hires them…

[@bagenius5970]

No, he shoots them in the face... and they survive.

[@SSS-rk1kb]

@@TLEawareness huh?

[@hucqhucq4200]

@@TLEawareness Very common

[@kingayy9267]

Even if he hires them, his responses are entertaining nonetheless.

[@buttholasaurus99]

You need to caption the audience comments

[@MrJjRyBritt]

You need to stfu and listen to the content - mr 5sec spam ticktock brain 😂 - oh I can’t think without subs telling me to do so looking ass 😂😂😂

[@pitiful27]

Forreal

[@cainguardian4693]

Honestly lol

[@ValRoyD]

Commands don’t usually do well on the internet. Changing tactics could help you here, but I doubt it.

[@buttholasaurus99]

@@ValRoyD what?!

[@Steventyrant]

Love this set, man. I turned my barber on to your work. Really looking forward to seeing you live!

[@souljaboy.6668]

Really good to hear you turned your barber on man

[@kaceordb]

@@souljaboy.6668youuuuuu

[@Tom_Van_Zandt]

@@souljaboy.6668 While he listened to this man's comedy, no less.

[@keysncoffee7733]

@@souljaboy.6668yeah it’s about time. They always turning us left and right whenever they get a chance…

[@IO279K4RMN]

I bet the session lasted long

[@A_SlyPolarBear]

"You paid $28 for me to call you a bitch" Im fucking dead 😂

[@Frankybroadcast]

This kid is an up and coming star. Keep doing it bro. It's just a matter of time. If that's what you really want......

[@ruthyvonne5240]

He has no filter, which makes him hilarious 😂 funny 😁

[@FizzyLemon12334]

hey troy, absolutely love you. saw you about 6 months ago MC’ing at brooklyn comedy club (laughed my fucking ass off during your intro) and knew you were the next big thing, and you’re killing it! a word or criticism i’d like to give to help you elevate your content as you’re increasing your output: adding captions (more specifically with what the audience members say, your mic is very clear) would add a lot for helping to understand and keep engagement. it can be tough to hear the audience at times, but being able to read would absolutely help with improving the content. all love bro, can’t wait to see more from you soon 🥂

[@DiGiTaLzxz]

agreed on the captions! can almost never hear them lol huge fan as well :>

[@kingayy9267]

Captions in general are helpful for the viewers with hearing difficulty, since KZbin's auto-generated subtitles are not reliable (when they're an option at all).

[@codypriceYouTubeAddednumbers]

@@kingayy9267 if you have hearing difficulty i imagine you just turn the volume up, but are you talking about deaf people? Like how you gonna understand the cadence or just in general appreciate the joke if you can't hear how he's actually telling it?

[@xarrived]

@@codypriceKZbinAddednumbers Don't matter, deaf or not deaf, we can barely hear what the audience says on a certain time. Sometimes, all of them would like to hear word to wood. Overall, having a caption would be nice. What if you misheard something, use caption and find out. That's simple. If you don't like caption, ignore it. That's all.

[@marklar51423]

Or you could sync your phone with a speaker... that's how I listen to content. I haven't used my phone speaker for anything more than a phonecall since the lockdown.

[@jehriko7525]

I'm glad this dude has found something he's naturally good at it's cool to see & the crowd work is great too.

[@Jonas-km4qx]

Dude, love your stuff! Can you please post the full length set of the "Heckler calls me racist" I'd love to see it!

[@haleydoe644]

"If it wasn't for my horse, your dad would be in jail." Missed gem.

[@shan5445]

Troy just gets loads of hecklers but is so sharp he knows how to deal with them

[@straivalist8281]

This guy needs a big show. He is by far my favorite comedian out there right now

[@RedWingedHero]

Saw the video title and thought this was gonna be a video about "Hands", I was scared for my life

[@damonddailey349]

Oh God! Not that video!! Lmao 🤣 the most cringy video ever

[@microtransactor6732]

Quickly becoming one of my favourite stand-up comedians! Really funny stuff. The real shocker here is that gaming is so big now that a room full of adults actually gets video game references...and finds them funny!

[@iceswallow7717]

he’s my fav stand up honestly second to none

[@kingayy9267]

Were you laboring under the delusion that only you and your friends are aware of video games until now?

[@dannymoontattoos]

@@kingayy9267 bro get some 🐱

[@rticle15]

Video game systems came out forty years ago. Lots of adults grew up with xboxes, etc.

[@kbanghart]

​@@dannymoontattoosI have some extra ones to give out

[@jonathankr]

His verbal iq is off the charts.

[@mrssmith1691]

This kid is amazing, cannot wait to follow his career through the years.

[@VegasProfileStories]

I can’t get enough of your sense of humor bro!! By far my favorite! Thanks for the laughs man. It’s therapeutic af

[@Hoodratstuff15]

I can't stop watching these videos. The comedy is gold and the crowd work is incredible!!!

[@theendoftheworld9921]

"Pocket full of oats" had me fucking dead

[@HighHolyOne]

The horse woke up to find a man head in its bed.

[@haleydoe644]

Underrated comment.

[@Minyadagniriel]

Sent this to my horse loving friend in Wales XD

[@ghostdogzx-1474]

To think he’s doing all of this ad-lab. This dude amazing!

[@mohammedredwan8451]

Bro you are so fucking funny 😂😂😂

[@EddieMerino]

haha, "the 50 cent of Horses!"

[@TrevWings]

The glue factory jokes always get me lmao

[@NewtonSparetire]

Shadow is a hard-core name.

[@slavadenisov1926]

Damn, I just love randomly stumble onto a new awesome comedian on KZbin. Gonna be waiting for that special

[@irandude1655]

I love crowd work. Audience are so weird just shouting shit like that. 🤣🤣

[@supiferous9739]

Dude your flow is legendary. I love the tangents.

[@MisterVyle]

this guy is genuinely funnier than anything on netflix/hulu etc.

[@marklar51423]

You don't watch much of anything, do you? No shame in that, but Bill Burr will crush this guy in a heartbeat. Jim Norton... Patrice O'Neal (rip)... Louis CK... Santino... List... Hinchcliffe... Chapelle Lacy... Theo Von... I'll give this guy credit, for sure. He's funny... but so far it seems he gets material from the crowd and instead of telling funny stories, he just makes fun of people and makes funny references. I'll be listening to more of this guy... any suggestions?

[@superdopehiphop]

@@marklar51423not naming Brian Regan or Sebastian Maniscalco (who at their best the last 20 years def 2 of the best) is suspect. Agree on Chappelle CK Burr O’Neal though.

[@marklar51423]

@@superdopehiphop can't remember them all... I enjoy them as well!

[@Danongorf]

Incredible flow. Love your humor!

[@HDSAce]

Was awesome hearing you on YKWD, you're gonna blow up man

[@likelemmyidabasest3882]

Dude IS blowing up, had 19k subs when I subbed, not that long ago really.

[@call-of-thanos3364]

Fuckin “Red Dead Redemption characters” lol

[@MoluskToeCheese]

Lol damn dude youre smooth af with the words

[@kinkokalikid]

you can find me in the club..clop clop clop clop🤣

[@VittoIB]

Troy Bond is quickly becoming my new favorite comic.

[@ramirospinelli6453]

I love how he just explodes after hearing the horse got shot hahahahha

[@MrSForbes83]

This guy is the next best gift to comedy ever! I cant wait to see him live and I hope he picks on me 😛this guys a riot.

[@sambocap]

This has gotta be one of the funniest horse stories I have ever heard. Shit this video deserves wayyyy more views. Love your stuff Mr. Bond!

[@johnschroeder548]

This is some of the best crowd work I’ve seen in years. I love it when he realizes he’s gone too far, it doesn’t happen often but I think it shows she genuinely letting his thoughts flow for the audience

[@CurrySplice]

How much you wanna bet... this guy is going to blow up even more than he is right now. Because I'm pretty sure in the NY comedy scene he's booking like crazy. 6-7 mos he's gonna be big.

[@3Canibus]

Dude I am fuggin laughin so hard my throat hurts. There's a good set up to get roasted but it's true. I'm rollin this shit is so fuckin funny.

[@zackw.9793]

Loved this show Troy. You killed it. Def come back to Philly soon!!

[@stayawayunited3744]

Thanks for what you do. This dude makes me feel like I’m back hanging out with my friends while the funniest one keeps everyone else rollin.

[@reldrago]

"Find me in the club "click click click click"" i've never laughed that hard at anything

[@emc555]

I'm dying at the 50 cent part... insane how quick with it you are!

[@johncool1]

He treats all his patrons like water..he flow with every persons plight or way of life and then he turns the water tap on full blast then he slows it to a snails pace..he has an energetic flow in his comedy which makes troy so special.

[@butchmcporksaw]

If horses were carnivores there would be no other animals

[@tbuckley2031]

One idiom or phrase or whatever that makes your realize how much we underestimate them “Horsepower”

[@xthe.angels.h0rnsx582]

There's something about seeing comedians laugh their asses off Its like giving a depressed child some ice cream and watching him smile for the first time in a while

[@davidf6567]

I hope KZbin or Netflix gives you a special dude is hilarious

[@theyetti8811]

How dose you tube give specials?

[@negadoge]

I love this guy... there needs to be more.

[@simonsan5271]

Thetes a good chance there will be since he does that for a living...

[@ranxceroxcallixte9262]

To be able to come up w/ those responses on the spot was Cool to see. Damn youz sharp. 😆

[@joey_dice]

ill be honest i beat him on the 50 cent one, only because someone waas telling me about how they got shot 4 times today and lived lol. but for real he has the best crowd work ive ever seen.

[@maceh8907]

His jokes are so funny my legs shake when I laugh

[@nickshamas]

The comments sections of Troy's videos are like after parties for his shows, some good shit in here 😂❤

[@maphirotron]

Troy don't need any script. He just needs an audience :D

[@Mad4400]

I am yet to see him actually tell a joke. All I've seen is audience responses being transformed into "bits" on the fly, and watched hecklers get their asses back to them after he has dissected them with surgical precision. If this is the level of entertainment he can create at a moment's notice, I look forward to seeing something he's previously prepared.

[@morgen3369]

"ma'am thank you for raising this whole group of... red dead redemption characters" xD his improv skills are through the roof.

[@laney7929]

Horse girl Torey punching the air right now

[@aliengranpa]

What's your horse's name? Shadow.😂😂😂😂 Fucking perfect!

[@Shiroiyoru743]

"thanks for bringing all those red dead redemption characters" hhahah

[@davidwas77]

I don't think he realized the irony of him saying a horse lived in South Philly 💀

[@Fraggle-h7o]

kamala harris sent me

[@noteworthyinsignificance]

Sent you where?

[@Nigelrathbone1]

Troy's best material comes from crowd interaction

[@PCGamesAndTek]

This is a master class in crowd work.

[@chadmichael8021]

God, $28 to see this guy. I'd love to live in a place where this is possible, instead of the minimum $150NZ to see a decent comedian.

[@jacketyt6992]

This is genuinely one of the funniest bits I've ever seen. Brother, I am crying laughing rn.

[@7oclockOnTheDot]

😂The whole group of Red Dead Redemption joke was *chef’s kiss* 🤌🏻💋

[@sentinel171]

*...pocket full of oats...*

[@Faustvonholle]

Goddamn that was some top notch crowd work

[@Tech-bv9oj]

The best part, "but I still don't fuck with horses" lol

[@mookywilson1054]

Wish you could love yourself as much as we love your bro.

[@joey_dice]

dude you have the best crowd work ive ever seen. props man holy shit. so fucking funny.

[@Shade.85]

That race-ist horse probably had it coming 😂

[@GarrettsGear]

This shit is incredible

[@Blaine10024]

"Your horse is the 50 cent of horses." - I almost peed myself LOL

[@JS-zm7cs]

The improv of this guy? Why am I just now discovering him??? He should have his own Netflix special.

[@Nitaa__]

Crowd at Flappers Burbank waiting for you: 👁️👄👁️ Crowd realizing you weren’t gonna make it/spot was shutting down for the night: 💔 Hope to see ya live some day soon!

[@DiploV1]

“Many horses… wish death upon me” you read it singing🎉😂

[@gcsl19]

I've binged watched all your videos, you are unbelievable the best comedian I've watched, the way U handle the crowd is everything, would love see U live, please upload more videos

[@ComradeQuestion42069]

The horse betting ad. 😂

[@schmidbag]

I'm literally crying

[@BederikStorm]

That song was fire. With horse noises just on point

[@vincentshanks4251]

this is really fucking good man damn

[@joecorleone216]

Troy got me dead AF😂😂😂☠️☠️

[@gypsyjengypsydogs9320]

The average age of a horse is 25 provided they don't get shot. In case y'all are wondering.

[@catherineflanagan1587]

Iv never laughed so mutch in my life .need cheering up 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@cerealhit555]

I'm not into stand up usually but man, this guy is hilarious

[@mackieincsouthsea]

Troy funny as hell, in the weirdest way I find him like a mix of chapelle and fuckin jerma 😅

[@MeMyself_andAI]

"I never heard of a horse having opps" lmfaooo

[@istvanbally2817]

Dude, you crazy! 😂 I mean crazy good, but still crazy. 😂

[@imdoc7872]

After all that he was able to pick up where he left off. Bravo

[@marcomucci3209]

“Your horse is the 50 cent of horses”😂

[@dirtballmcnasty3582]

Shot me in the throat Pocket fulla oats 😅😅😅😅

[@JakeAdkinsOfficial]

Martha- i love you- stewart- love it. 😂

[@diversemusic1043]

...." I'm about to kills 5 horses in this next joke " !!!! LOLOLL!!! and she say's her horse was shot in the face..!!! LOL !!! ..... love the content man , your awesome !!!!!