Roasting Muslims and Jews in Front Row | Andrew Schulz | Stand Up Comedy

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The Andrew Schulz

The Andrew Schulz

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@meosh930
@meosh930 4 жыл бұрын
How to be safe in a Andrew Schulz stand-up? 1. Don't get the front seats. 2. Don't get the middle seats. 3. Don't be white, black, Asian, brown, woman, man, Muslim, Punjabi or Indian. 4. Get the DVD.
@AdityaDeo-cg6eu
@AdityaDeo-cg6eu 4 жыл бұрын
Punjabi are indian
@rishabhsharma53
@rishabhsharma53 4 жыл бұрын
@@AdityaDeo-cg6eu tbf they could be Pakistani too
@rishabhsharma53
@rishabhsharma53 4 жыл бұрын
@Mandeep singh bruv I'm not talking about where they live. I'm talking about origins. There's a Punjab province in Pakistan and a Punjab state in India. That's what I was talking about. Even the ones living in other countries than the 2 have their roots laid in original Punjab only
@0plp0
@0plp0 4 жыл бұрын
@@AdityaDeo-cg6eu If you mean hindu then they are not. Indian only becouse they land is in India.
@0plp0
@0plp0 4 жыл бұрын
@Sohrab The Socialist If you mean religion then yes. I mean the tribe or how can we them call. They are Punjabi, Pakistani, Hindu, Bengali etc.
@rickshawthe3nd112
@rickshawthe3nd112 3 жыл бұрын
So im a pakistani, and once i was in a plane next to a middle aged white lady, she was so scared she had to switch seats with her husband, while they were switching seats i laughed so hard i almost dropped my grenades😂😂😂 EDIT: Im muslim i live in uae i was just making a joke than all the people in the comments started fighting eachother damn its been a year and 12k likes but stop fighting and enjoy the shit joke i made. And just cus im roasting muslims or paks doesnt mean im not muslim or pak, it means i have the right to roast us lol.
@theremnant216
@theremnant216 3 жыл бұрын
LOOLLLLLL that was a good one!
@vision3691
@vision3691 3 жыл бұрын
@@ackhmedabdool8313 I can say I am muslim infront of you so you won't kill me, but inside my heart I am not muslim
@MrShaheer
@MrShaheer 3 жыл бұрын
@@vision3691 ignore him he is fake
@dakshjhamb5514
@dakshjhamb5514 3 жыл бұрын
@@ackhmedabdool8313 such a asshole
@jagdeepsinghmann33
@jagdeepsinghmann33 3 жыл бұрын
@@ackhmedabdool8313 Believeing in a religion out of fear rather than the love of god doesn't seem like it would make god happy.
@CustomizedUsername
@CustomizedUsername 2 жыл бұрын
“Can I use my racism for good” “Oil money or proxy war?” This dude had gems in this clip
@m.c.martin
@m.c.martin Жыл бұрын
And to be fair to the girl, she was right that Iran is in-between.
@vishnu_namboothiri
@vishnu_namboothiri Жыл бұрын
Not _in between,_ Iran is *BOTH*
@iPlayDotaReligiously
@iPlayDotaReligiously Жыл бұрын
​@@vishnu_namboothiriyeahh like Indonesia in south east asia
@Sunshine11010
@Sunshine11010 2 жыл бұрын
His geography knowledge is amazing. Truly impressed every time he roasts people, because he shows so much knowledge and culture understanding, it’s wild.
@jonkee2842
@jonkee2842 2 жыл бұрын
His geography knowledge is amazing for an American. There corrected it for you. Millions of non Americans consider schulzs geo/cultural knowledge about average and on par with theirs. But for an American, yes, amazing
@warcriminalinalbania
@warcriminalinalbania 2 жыл бұрын
my name is jelena too lmao
@YNWA0045
@YNWA0045 2 жыл бұрын
@@jonkee2842 completely agree
@granadina48
@granadina48 Жыл бұрын
His geography knowledge is amazing for an American. This is pretty much common sense in the rest of the world.
@scintillam_dei
@scintillam_dei Жыл бұрын
How smart he is to know that Pissrahell has the sea next to it!! It boggles the mind how erudite this comedian is, that he would be privy to such an oscurity!
@gamehardy
@gamehardy 5 жыл бұрын
”Are you oil money or proxy war” hahaha amazing
@ICavalcadeI
@ICavalcadeI 5 жыл бұрын
Bro, it's crazy how well that actually narrows down the number of possible countries
@aevi09
@aevi09 5 жыл бұрын
ROLLING!!!!!
@kenny3179
@kenny3179 5 жыл бұрын
That guy must have it rough though Growing up atheist in a muslim country is hard enough but being jewish is like brutal difficulty
@winstonsmith11
@winstonsmith11 5 жыл бұрын
@Anti-Federalist 1776 "the golden age of jewry"... That has to be offensive to someone. I don't care. Just saying. It sounds hilarious, so it must be offensive.
@047Kenny
@047Kenny 5 жыл бұрын
Mr. Quixotic crazy... and kinda sad /:
@FoshoTheOne
@FoshoTheOne 5 жыл бұрын
At this point, anybody sitting front row at an Andrew Shultz show is literally begging for it...
@daniboiyy
@daniboiyy 5 жыл бұрын
word XD
@ma2443
@ma2443 5 жыл бұрын
so true rofl
@AirborneAnt
@AirborneAnt 5 жыл бұрын
People are going to stop seeing him...
@gianpaolos4068
@gianpaolos4068 5 жыл бұрын
@@AirborneAnt why would they do that? It's funny you prude
@AirborneAnt
@AirborneAnt 5 жыл бұрын
Gianpaolo S. It’s cheap comedy...you prude lol
@2steaksandwiches665
@2steaksandwiches665 3 жыл бұрын
I love how educated he actually is about the region. It’s refreshing.
@laice34
@laice34 3 жыл бұрын
Religion
@2steaksandwiches665
@2steaksandwiches665 3 жыл бұрын
@@laice34 religion or region. Either way he gets it
@josephassiryani9174
@josephassiryani9174 3 жыл бұрын
yeahhhh I’m Jordanian and Palestinian and I’m popping off over this rn lol
@tanjimsayedtechinfo
@tanjimsayedtechinfo 3 жыл бұрын
are you saying "woah white people know things about us, this is so crazy" ?
@2steaksandwiches665
@2steaksandwiches665 3 жыл бұрын
@@tanjimsayedtechinfo no I’m saying most comedians make stupid penis jokes and many are morons. This guy isn’t it.
@ramiyounis7569
@ramiyounis7569 2 жыл бұрын
Being Jordanian, Andrew's joke is literally what the whole population is thinking about. His understanding of the region is on point.
@fin_jan
@fin_jan Жыл бұрын
That's ridiculous. Israel knows there's nothing of value in Jordan. They already get accused of apartheid, while the Hashemite minority ruling Jordan whistles past the graveyard.
@JohnSmith-oe5kx
@JohnSmith-oe5kx Жыл бұрын
The whole Jordanian population thinks that Israel wants to invade? That’s nuts
@sairamsriram
@sairamsriram Жыл бұрын
I genuinely don't think they have any interest in taking over Jordan. They just want to expel all Palestinians to Jordan, which will cause you major problems (i read about the civil war just yesterday)
@sairamsriram
@sairamsriram Жыл бұрын
@rhinnawi95 - I think Oman tops the chill-meter. They're literally Switzerland.
@winstonchinogwenya7520
@winstonchinogwenya7520 11 ай бұрын
Just saw your comment and they are destroying the buffer zone and coming for you now
@brother6379
@brother6379 5 жыл бұрын
If yall don't know new York comedy club is Andrews home court. He comes here to work out most of his material.
@mihailkolev992
@mihailkolev992 5 жыл бұрын
You better appreciate how lucky you are! This guy is a legend in the making
@brother6379
@brother6379 5 жыл бұрын
@@chefitectyang6904 no this is a actual comedy club called "The new York comedy club".
@regulatorsmountup4931
@regulatorsmountup4931 5 жыл бұрын
If I visit the US I’m definitely sitting in a Andrew Schulz front row
@damienkphoto
@damienkphoto 5 жыл бұрын
How often is he here? I check a lot of the times and only saw him on there a few but never got to see him irl ::
@treefiddytwoo
@treefiddytwoo 5 жыл бұрын
yeah no shit
@chrisryan8923
@chrisryan8923 5 жыл бұрын
He never has a set. He just clowns on the crowd on the spot. Genius.
@asongforthemostbeautifulwo6476
@asongforthemostbeautifulwo6476 5 жыл бұрын
You gotta have balls to do that, it must be really hard to entertain people with no prep
@fruityflocoboy
@fruityflocoboy 5 жыл бұрын
Chris Ryan and the fact that hes very knowledgeable behind stage for him to create his jokes is just outstanding
@ShaNicAify
@ShaNicAify 5 жыл бұрын
I think he has a set, he's just throwing the freestyle parts on youtube, and keeping the real written jokes for the tour/special
@massapower
@massapower 5 жыл бұрын
I'll give him credit for pissing off any haters.. Love INURFACE Comedy. But paying to watch someone work the crowd .. NO THX 🙄
@massapower
@massapower 5 жыл бұрын
He's not Don Rickles, that's for sure 🙄
@odinkarrtheviking8274
@odinkarrtheviking8274 5 жыл бұрын
"Oil money? Or proxy war?" 😂😂😂
@squeet6831
@squeet6831 5 жыл бұрын
That was the best line ever! I kinda wanna use that when meeting Middle Eastern people. But...I'll probably get shot.
@akn_Ent.
@akn_Ent. 5 жыл бұрын
Squeet get bombed
@sageofthepsychopaths341
@sageofthepsychopaths341 5 жыл бұрын
Annaelle Nduwayezu am arabian can confirm, we out here like creepers
@akn_Ent.
@akn_Ent. 5 жыл бұрын
Kuuhaku Nai HAHAHAHHSKSKKAJSSK
@nickbooth6816
@nickbooth6816 5 жыл бұрын
LMAOOO
@Itsfaymi00
@Itsfaymi00 Жыл бұрын
0:12" trying to blow up the country or sneak in" got me😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭💀💀💀💀
@main8930
@main8930 5 жыл бұрын
“Using racism for good” man Andrew is the funniest 😂
@aj6365
@aj6365 5 жыл бұрын
She's dumb , it is not in any way related to Jesus. There is two eids in the year. One after end Ramadan"fasting" , second Eid after Pilgrims go to Mecca .
@aj6365
@aj6365 5 жыл бұрын
@Jiggahata1 they are all dumb , you made me watched again found another bullshit, Mubarak =blessed , so blessed Eid . Happy Eid =Eid sa'ead . If you see some one named Mubarak his name mean blessed, "Barack "Obama name is variation from the verb, Mubarak ; Barack = blessing . There is something , ppl from middle East rarely says I don't or I'm not sure , they have to always run thier trap
@thetruthSL
@thetruthSL 5 жыл бұрын
So many *defamation-lawsuits* against him...dont think that offensive humour is making it to a Netflix special. Not gonna happen for jewlsy parrotnose.
@samarjeetbhonsle6000
@samarjeetbhonsle6000 2 жыл бұрын
@@aj6365 ur dumb to take anything they say seriously
@audhumbla6927
@audhumbla6927 2 жыл бұрын
its true! ive been called a racist but im just very interested in geneaology, cultures, history, anthropology and such! :D i try to be sensitive ofcourse but sometimes im "wierd" yk. (the same people calling me racist also asked how i could speak to a gypsy beggar... as if youd have to be insane to speak to them.. so i dont take their word serious haha)
@bluebell8557
@bluebell8557 4 жыл бұрын
"oil money or proxy war" I can't breath
@syasya3722
@syasya3722 4 жыл бұрын
🤣🤣🤣🤣
@skiesboi
@skiesboi 4 жыл бұрын
I loved that comment too. It was magnificent.
@mememe495
@mememe495 3 жыл бұрын
I didn't get the proxy war thing. Can someone please explain
@skiesboi
@skiesboi 3 жыл бұрын
@@mememe495 so, Iran, Kuwait, UAE, Saudi Arabia, Oman, Qatar and Bahrain all have oil money. Syria, Lebanon and Yemen are in civil war/have civil strife where Iran and Saudi Arabia (among others) are investing in differing sides of the conflict, hence the proxy war.
@lebpapi2105
@lebpapi2105 3 жыл бұрын
@@skiesboi there’s no civil war in Lebanon habib
@tremoo5987
@tremoo5987 4 жыл бұрын
Maybe this is how we defeat racism: we learn,roast and laugh
@lorgotsbrig8494
@lorgotsbrig8494 4 жыл бұрын
To many snowflakes out there to actually work
@paulac.munoztorres
@paulac.munoztorres 4 жыл бұрын
I love that perspective.
@xXfrazzzXx
@xXfrazzzXx 4 жыл бұрын
thats a great idea lets start by reading what the talmud says about gods unchosen
@dillpickle5486
@dillpickle5486 4 жыл бұрын
It wouldn't work while your relatives are still being killed ....
@djlutz9443
@djlutz9443 4 жыл бұрын
@@lorgotsbrig8494 response of the day. Words hurt people’s feelings. It’s mind blowing
@randallshelton1630
@randallshelton1630 2 жыл бұрын
This guy is the greatest crowd work comedian ever and quickly becoming my favorite comic he don’t even need material he just goes in on the people up front I wonder if he hand picks who sits up front
@deecohen1383
@deecohen1383 2 жыл бұрын
Also check out Gianmarco Soresi
@javiersds8081
@javiersds8081 4 жыл бұрын
"That's the one bad investment Jews have made". Priceless
@martalevin4829
@martalevin4829 3 жыл бұрын
they have an army to protect them so not that bad.
@jakelee7083
@jakelee7083 3 жыл бұрын
@@martalevin4829 They got guns but no oil. So just proxy war XD
@alicewhite_1818
@alicewhite_1818 3 жыл бұрын
Or rather, "worthless"
@cjtalks25
@cjtalks25 3 жыл бұрын
CAN YOU EXPLAIN WHAT DOES IT MEAN
@sakshamtyagi7347
@sakshamtyagi7347 3 жыл бұрын
@@cjtalks25 Jews are for the world what Gujararis are for us Indians. They have a stereotypical image of being good with business but Israel, which is a country with a Jew majority, doesn't have any oil. Thus it was one bad investment to chose Israel as their land despite being good with business
@cesarjimenez7559
@cesarjimenez7559 5 жыл бұрын
I just love how much he knows about places all over the world
@sujas7939
@sujas7939 5 жыл бұрын
That's what he does for living.
@sofiapaakkonen3731
@sofiapaakkonen3731 5 жыл бұрын
He's social, he constantly meets new people that's why. And he's curious and smart
@MrKhoshkhial
@MrKhoshkhial 5 жыл бұрын
this means u know nothing about middle east too. Dude most of the things he said was according to hollywood movies :D pls travel here and see how different everything it is with what you've got from western media.
@metatronatra
@metatronatra 5 жыл бұрын
Best way to find humour in things is to know more things
@danielstudart2062
@danielstudart2062 5 жыл бұрын
@@MrKhoshkhial nah, i'm good.
@cesarjimenez7559
@cesarjimenez7559 5 жыл бұрын
“Don’t y’all believe in Jesus?” “Yes” “Then Christmas is Christmas!”😂😂
@eventusvantos2770
@eventusvantos2770 5 жыл бұрын
I know it was just comedy but on a serious note They believe in Jesus but not in the same sense. Eg as a prophet not a God.
@raymeester7883
@raymeester7883 5 жыл бұрын
That joke was so meta. Christmas is Jesus birthdate at least a proxy. Because if you believe in Jesus, Christmas is Christmas.
@itsyourboyyy
@itsyourboyyy 5 жыл бұрын
Muslims don't celebrate birthdays and no one really knows the actual day anyway. It's only like xmas in the sense it's a celebration and you dress up with family and buy gifts
@bigfan1041
@bigfan1041 5 жыл бұрын
@@itsyourboyyy ''Muslims don't celebrate birthdays'' Like, no one's?
@KuwaitiFighters
@KuwaitiFighters 5 жыл бұрын
Ibrahim Mussa not true. A lot of muslims celebrate birthdays it has nothing to do with religion.
@tammyjohnson8161
@tammyjohnson8161 2 жыл бұрын
I love how he gets people to laugh at themselves and don’t get offended. Everyone should be able to laugh like this and stop getting so butt hurt.
@sarangpawar8822
@sarangpawar8822 5 жыл бұрын
This guy looks like zlatan ibrahimovic"s younger brother
@lalineaa
@lalineaa 5 жыл бұрын
hardcore herbivore 😂😂😂
@RomeoVS
@RomeoVS 5 жыл бұрын
Hardcore herbivore LOL
@runkurgan
@runkurgan 4 жыл бұрын
Someone had to take the brains in the family!
@ibitorucookey-gam7503
@ibitorucookey-gam7503 4 жыл бұрын
Yo true
@someguy2744
@someguy2744 4 жыл бұрын
Srebren Ibrahimović Zlatan means golden, Srebren means silver. (Serbo-Croatian)
@Bam_Bizzler
@Bam_Bizzler 5 жыл бұрын
I'm always amazed at how well people play along. Every clip reminds me that the outrage mob really is small and the freedom of comedy and expression can still flourish
@Gerkan23
@Gerkan23 5 жыл бұрын
Thats true xD
@MaharnabBaruah
@MaharnabBaruah 5 жыл бұрын
Fuck off, dude. I am here to prove you wrong.
@sarcasm-83
@sarcasm-83 5 жыл бұрын
Yeah if one of those perpetually offended professional victims ended up in there, I think it'd be the first time we would literally see someone's entire skull explode from being upset.
@sarcasm-83
@sarcasm-83 5 жыл бұрын
@@MaharnabBaruah I'm pretty sure you alone trying to cause outrage is the very definition of "really small"
@sarcasm-83
@sarcasm-83 5 жыл бұрын
@Generic White Man Except when twitter tweetards decide to start trending about something and media laps it up, spreading it around globally until people are forced into censorship and/or public apologies. I wish that shit wasn't real.
@smoke9203
@smoke9203 5 жыл бұрын
"Is that your daughter?" "No" "Mubarak"
@hajarjadouli3984
@hajarjadouli3984 5 жыл бұрын
I Don't get it
@dorkmax7073
@dorkmax7073 5 жыл бұрын
@@hajarjadouli3984 He's saying congratulations. Its not his daughter, so he gets to hit that
@hajarjadouli3984
@hajarjadouli3984 5 жыл бұрын
@@dorkmax7073 hhhhhhhhhhhh thanks
@dorkmax7073
@dorkmax7073 5 жыл бұрын
@@hajarjadouli3984 ههههه
@NouinouH
@NouinouH 5 жыл бұрын
I fucking died
@SantoshKumar-kx2gi
@SantoshKumar-kx2gi Жыл бұрын
KZbin suggesting this video during the ongoing war between Israel and Hamas has got to be darkest humor it can come up with.
@RobinGooskens
@RobinGooskens 8 ай бұрын
Omg, has it been 5 months already...
@ciganyweaverandherperiwink6293
@ciganyweaverandherperiwink6293 6 ай бұрын
💯💯😆👍
@bazzfreedom8622
@bazzfreedom8622 5 ай бұрын
Also UAE proxy war in sudan
@aaronkarnold7779
@aaronkarnold7779 5 жыл бұрын
His script goes: 1.Joke 1....nvm 2.Improv
@nightmares8213
@nightmares8213 5 жыл бұрын
It's more like: 1. Joke 1 2. Look in the front row 3. Profit from there
@TheForbidden_1ne
@TheForbidden_1ne 4 жыл бұрын
Lol he tells a single joke just to warm the crowd up, to let them know what's about to go down... then he just starts ripping into those mfs 😂😂
@quirkypurple
@quirkypurple 4 жыл бұрын
Shulz has a higher than average grasp of geography for an American.
@karltheman266
@karltheman266 4 жыл бұрын
Quirky Purple higher than (American) average is still lower than average...
@JarthenGreenmeadow
@JarthenGreenmeadow 4 жыл бұрын
@@karltheman266 Not really. You think the average person on the earth knows anything about countries outside their own? You forgetting the massive poverty most people live in?
@RDowney3
@RDowney3 4 жыл бұрын
He's higher than average in the world - he has to know it so he can make fun of anyone.
@martinturykippervik3894
@martinturykippervik3894 4 жыл бұрын
@devilintent Why would you care so much about other cultures? Well considering how your country is the absolute melting pot for all ethniceties and cultures of the world, maybe it wouldn't kill you to know a bit more about the people living next door to you in your own damn country. Staggering amounts of ignorance here...
@martinturykippervik3894
@martinturykippervik3894 4 жыл бұрын
@devilintent Didn't realize you were native american. Of course that would explain why you are so mad about all the europeans and other cultures effectively wiping your own culture out when they came over and made the USA you so love today. But hey, you are free to be dismissive and angry. As for wiping my culture out, come on over to Norway and go right ahead, no one is stopping you from trying. Peace and love dude
@carlitoz5444
@carlitoz5444 5 жыл бұрын
I love the way he includes his audience; it’s basically a conversation
@Movie2Documentary
@Movie2Documentary 4 жыл бұрын
Yeah, like a storyteller at the camp fire, haha. They too gotta laugh extremely fake to get the audience going around the camp fire, Lol, part of the act.
@zakidine
@zakidine 4 жыл бұрын
There's one great french comedian called Kheiron who does this as well
@bobbowie9350
@bobbowie9350 4 жыл бұрын
Crowd work means no material
@babyjeevitha
@babyjeevitha 4 жыл бұрын
Like Russel Peters
@XxXHardcoreshredderxXXxxxxxxxx
@XxXHardcoreshredderxXXxxxxxxxx 2 жыл бұрын
@@bobbowie9350 no material but being creative and funny on the fly is way more impressive
@krissifaith6709
@krissifaith6709 2 жыл бұрын
Traveled the globe and this dude knows culture like almost no one else I have worked or traveled abroad with. Incredible.
@JoshuaOtusanya
@JoshuaOtusanya 5 жыл бұрын
I think I speak for the people when I say Andrew Schulz is a real gem on KZbin.
@hussainkhuraibet2220
@hussainkhuraibet2220 5 жыл бұрын
Ya that's literally his game he skipped out on the netflix specials to do his own shit and he did it good
@lime4
@lime4 5 жыл бұрын
Absolutely
@FluffyMatzahBalls
@FluffyMatzahBalls 5 жыл бұрын
Am people. Can comfirm. Made my morning coffee time exponentially better
@ChuckBeefOG
@ChuckBeefOG 5 жыл бұрын
Good to see edgy comedy in 2019. Even if he does steal jokes from Owen Benjamin. Nick DiPaolo is also good.
@ryankasik7911
@ryankasik7911 5 жыл бұрын
Facts
@stenbak88
@stenbak88 5 жыл бұрын
Iran: we are not rich World: what’s that stack of gold behind you
@johnjingleheimerschmitt9356
@johnjingleheimerschmitt9356 5 жыл бұрын
stenbak88 oh we dont have nukes 😏
@bamdad19996
@bamdad19996 5 жыл бұрын
Iranians aren't rich tho.
@dominickschrute3084
@dominickschrute3084 5 жыл бұрын
@@bamdad19996 lmao true
@ballwrsgalaxy8503
@ballwrsgalaxy8503 5 жыл бұрын
@@bamdad19996 depends on where you look in iran
@bamdad19996
@bamdad19996 5 жыл бұрын
@@ballwrsgalaxy8503 I'm from Iran and I'm telling you we aren't rich. We just go to school till masters or PHD and get a high paying jobs. Non of us are really born rich.
@kashmunnee1
@kashmunnee1 5 жыл бұрын
Schulz actually looks mad middle-eastern.
@Allinda.
@Allinda. 5 жыл бұрын
He really does look 100% middle eastern I was shock he's not I know a Saudi guy look like his twin
@TheSination
@TheSination 5 жыл бұрын
Ask a Middle-eastern man to shave his beard and there is a white man.
@Jblah
@Jblah 5 жыл бұрын
@@TheSination yup thats how u recognize the "fakes" lol
@redkingoldhero38
@redkingoldhero38 5 жыл бұрын
@Ryan Lajara i think ive heard him say his mom i scottish, but still schulz is a german name, and he doesnt have the scot phenotype at all
@kashmunnee1
@kashmunnee1 5 жыл бұрын
@Ryan Lajara Wrong!!He is of German, Irish, and Scottish descent
@Ali80076
@Ali80076 2 жыл бұрын
Bwahahhaha the Mubarak at the end, he totally got it as Mubarak also means congratulations! cracked me the fuck up
@cmchronicles1144
@cmchronicles1144 5 жыл бұрын
"Are you trying to blow up the country or sneak into it" 😂😂😂😂
@ohioledibua5438
@ohioledibua5438 5 жыл бұрын
If he was a history teacher I would never miss class 😂😂😂
@mobshiftofficial
@mobshiftofficial 5 жыл бұрын
Ong he should be one
@far5415
@far5415 3 жыл бұрын
Same XD
@rashidkhalid3970
@rashidkhalid3970 2 жыл бұрын
I had a teacher at school who always use to have a go at the ones that misbehaved And tried roasting them and had a go at every one he didn't even excuses the parents attack 😊
@Lucille666
@Lucille666 2 жыл бұрын
I have a history teacher like this
@UndeadJohnGaming
@UndeadJohnGaming 2 жыл бұрын
saaame
@deda9829
@deda9829 5 жыл бұрын
Andrew actually looks very Arab/Jewish. He can definitely be Lebanese.
@privateindividual9593
@privateindividual9593 5 жыл бұрын
He's a Borat
@deda9829
@deda9829 5 жыл бұрын
@@adad-ec6ht then you probably don't know how most middle easterners look like and follow bullshit American media
@DemetriosLevi
@DemetriosLevi 5 жыл бұрын
@@adad-ec6ht Guys, the Arab world is all different ethnicities. Lebanese look just like Greeks. They're just another Mediterranean people. And no, he isn't Italian either
@28Justchecking
@28Justchecking 5 жыл бұрын
@@adad-ec6htsince you said he looks Italia, this means he can easily pass to a Spanish, Greek and Lebanese we look a like Hahah I'm Lebanese and I can confirm that pple always speaks with me in Italian , Spanish or Greek and when i tell them no I'm Lebanese they are sure we make the same mistake haha P.S: Lebanese doesn't look Arab nor a big part of them doesn't.
@DT-kc7fd
@DT-kc7fd 5 жыл бұрын
HE'S A LESBIANESE?
@Cat.str8.from.h3ll
@Cat.str8.from.h3ll Жыл бұрын
He roasted me without offending me, and actually made me laugh! Amazing, great job Andrew
@A-S-C
@A-S-C 5 жыл бұрын
The fact that he said “Mubarak” at the end shows his fucking super instincts and on the spot masterstrokes 😂🙌🏼
@TA-tg1cf
@TA-tg1cf 5 жыл бұрын
#blessed ;)
@killerblingxbl
@killerblingxbl 5 жыл бұрын
To translate for everyone else, Black people: My nigga. White people: Well done, sir.
@yomammasboo713
@yomammasboo713 5 жыл бұрын
@@killerblingxbl 😂😂thnx I was wondering lmao
@loozakhdar522
@loozakhdar522 5 жыл бұрын
Yeah, he got it
@willinguyen1
@willinguyen1 2 жыл бұрын
That was a perfect delivery
@AM-or5mi
@AM-or5mi 5 жыл бұрын
This guy seems to have such cool vibes in all of his shows. It seems like a community get together where everyone is having fun and not taking anything seriously. This is what comedy should be all about.
@LaLiLuLeLoX
@LaLiLuLeLoX 5 жыл бұрын
You know what....maybe that's the secret!! Getting the audience a bit intimately involved!! He does it really really well!! It's amazing to watch!!
@AM-or5mi
@AM-or5mi 5 жыл бұрын
@@LaLiLuLeLoX Yes, absolutely!
@infiniteqwerty7623
@infiniteqwerty7623 5 жыл бұрын
Yeah m8 in the us you are really weak why? Because you are too politically correct in my country (lebanon whe fought isis with jokes the day after 3 suicide bombers nothing happened no one talked about we just made jokes about them coming back to blow up the streets cz there is a lot of traffic
@NLTops
@NLTops 5 жыл бұрын
Humour makes life's difficulties more bearable. Incidentally, it also means that people who have "had it easy" tend to have a really bad sense of humour.
@NLTops
@NLTops 5 жыл бұрын
@He-Man ! Not the entire west. It's just that it currently gets you condemned for doing it in public. So everyone that isn't a PC Progressive just makes their dark jokes amongst the people they know will appreciate it.
@funkymunky
@funkymunky 5 жыл бұрын
"What is inland?! Nothing important." Yep. I lost it.
@marshalLannes1769
@marshalLannes1769 Жыл бұрын
KZbin algorithm recommendation timing is not wierd (October, 2023) 💀💀
@rudysalcido2231
@rudysalcido2231 5 жыл бұрын
This man probably has a Master's degree in Political Science
@himul9526
@himul9526 5 жыл бұрын
Ummmn no actually. He just knows a few countries from middle east but then again that's way above average for American standards.
@honkykong7389
@honkykong7389 5 жыл бұрын
A master's degree to have a vague understanding of middle Eastern countries?
@aminman15
@aminman15 5 жыл бұрын
@@himul9526 He drops facts on many countries outside the middle east. OP was just making a joke, btw.
@prez_chesspresso
@prez_chesspresso 5 жыл бұрын
"are you oil money or proxy war?"
@universalconquest4447
@universalconquest4447 5 жыл бұрын
This is just basic knowledge for us in the higher IQ brackets...
@malcolm.kelner
@malcolm.kelner 5 жыл бұрын
I love how Schulz is low key incredibly knowledgeable about world affairs and geopolitics.
@malcolm.kelner
@malcolm.kelner 5 жыл бұрын
Modern Savage25 good point!
@heeeresjohnny7503
@heeeresjohnny7503 5 жыл бұрын
ya but whoya kiddin? You gotta be at lest jewish, to say the things he's sayin. A WASPy white dude, could never get away with this shit...
@WakeBakeTV
@WakeBakeTV 5 жыл бұрын
@Heeeres Johnny Hate to burst your bubble but he actually is as WASP as you can be. His background is Welsh and Scottish or something but he’s definitely not Jewish. So he’s literally the definition of WASP.
@heeeresjohnny7503
@heeeresjohnny7503 5 жыл бұрын
@@WakeBakeTV Doubt it. How much you wanna bet he is part jewish? His last name is a common German-jewish name
@stsk7
@stsk7 5 жыл бұрын
He's not "incredibly knowkegable" he's average. how low is your bar for knowledge?
@mixedman841
@mixedman841 4 жыл бұрын
Isreal has an oil well, it's called the USA.
@bigtimes1
@bigtimes1 4 жыл бұрын
Actually look up the Leviathan fields. Israel has had oil for the last 8 years.
@mob1d1ck
@mob1d1ck 4 жыл бұрын
bigtimes1 it’s a fcking joke
@EatYourVegs
@EatYourVegs 4 жыл бұрын
@@bigtimes1 That's natural gas
@hamberbar
@hamberbar 4 жыл бұрын
That’s a sneaky-humorous way to reframe a partnership that both sides make profits from.
@snaketheadversary6964
@snaketheadversary6964 4 жыл бұрын
😂😂😂
@UnbreakableIcePick
@UnbreakableIcePick Жыл бұрын
I have a new worst fear: knowing less about my country of origin than andrew.
@ghadasaud5262
@ghadasaud5262 5 жыл бұрын
I just gotta pause for a second and say "Mubarak" literally means Blessed not happy.
@momame8258
@momame8258 5 жыл бұрын
Yeah that shit throw me off till the point I wasn’t paying attention to what happen afterwards
@adeelansari6497
@adeelansari6497 5 жыл бұрын
But he played the "MUBARAK" card on the perfect time. Loved it!!
@Alkiel
@Alkiel 5 жыл бұрын
...but in the New International Version....
@imslowerthanlight.1739
@imslowerthanlight.1739 5 жыл бұрын
I thought Mubarak meant congrats
@ghadasaud5262
@ghadasaud5262 5 жыл бұрын
@@imslowerthanlight.1739 Nope congrats is "mabrok". Quite similar.
@shaolinslumz2702
@shaolinslumz2702 5 жыл бұрын
Andrew looks like a skinny Wario with that stache. Everyone getting roasted.
@shaolinslumz2702
@shaolinslumz2702 5 жыл бұрын
I forgot /.- its Waluigi
@forrestmaccready6023
@forrestmaccready6023 5 жыл бұрын
@@shaolinslumz2702 WAAAAAAAAAAAHH!
@lambchop3916
@lambchop3916 5 жыл бұрын
Swuay Dilla aka. Waluigi
@thevibe7415
@thevibe7415 5 жыл бұрын
HAHAHAHAH HE DOES
@benvalenz1888
@benvalenz1888 5 жыл бұрын
Walugi...
@kiledale5508
@kiledale5508 5 жыл бұрын
andrew: is she your daughter? audience: No Andrew: (with a big smile) Mubarak...
@lelouchvibritannia4028
@lelouchvibritannia4028 5 жыл бұрын
I don't know why, but reading this is somehow funnier than that actual part of the video. 😂
@tinychamberz
@tinychamberz 5 жыл бұрын
Gratz, you watched it!
@manbunmyname5866
@manbunmyname5866 5 жыл бұрын
Fist bump was for the pimp daddy moves, bringing a hot girl half your age... and sitting in the front row.
@user-zr4oi8tu7j
@user-zr4oi8tu7j 5 жыл бұрын
@Sarah Alsh and Mubarak is greeting or congrats
@shawnmiguelrivera2266
@shawnmiguelrivera2266 5 жыл бұрын
@Sarah Alsh he congrats the big old man for hooking up with a young hot girl
@adam69_
@adam69_ Жыл бұрын
It would take a long time for world’s best comedy writers to come up with Mubarak at the end. This is one of my favorite Andrew moments. Razor sharp.
@DarrenDior
@DarrenDior 5 жыл бұрын
Andrew Schulz is really becoming a legend before our eyes
@prometheuscastles
@prometheuscastles 5 жыл бұрын
Yessir. He will have an amazing career in comedy.
@oIDomiNatioNz
@oIDomiNatioNz 2 жыл бұрын
@@prometheuscastles Just about 2 years later and you're right
@mattplyler12
@mattplyler12 2 жыл бұрын
This is not being a racist, he’s actually teaching us about different cultures while making it funny. All good to me!
@geoffbeyer1873
@geoffbeyer1873 2 жыл бұрын
@Nonsense User He's using his racism in a good way, so, it's not actually racist
@linateacup
@linateacup 2 жыл бұрын
How I’ve heard it put is “racial but not racist” jokes All his references aren’t made out of ignorance (a key factor in racism) and he’ll stop to clarify mid-show, so both he and the audience learn something new. Definitely “racist in a good way” is a hilarious way to put it but those of us who understand comedy know, if we dissect it, it’s only half true, depending on how you define racism. Many times, a good racist joke isn’t racist at all.
@sinnerman9811
@sinnerman9811 2 жыл бұрын
Every body who proud of their culture is Racist in a way 🤐
@manwithballsonarm6775
@manwithballsonarm6775 2 жыл бұрын
@Nonsense User sorry but making jokes isn't racist. Him actually believing what he says and being serious about it would be racist. Now go outside
@nullunit
@nullunit 2 жыл бұрын
It's like the whole point of comedy that some seem to have forgotten or as so ultra-sensitive that even jokes are taken at face value. You make fun of stupid shit, deconstruct it and make fun of it some more. Until we can all laugh at it. He is really good, he can pull the crowd on his side quick.
@villainova8941
@villainova8941 5 жыл бұрын
Why is everyone just now noticing Schulz's intelligence like he hasn't been proving he's on another level for many years lmao
@SaulBedMan
@SaulBedMan 5 жыл бұрын
First time seeing him at all.
@izzatirfan1995
@izzatirfan1995 5 жыл бұрын
You must be an american thinking that if you know some general knowledge, you’re intelligent.
@villainova8941
@villainova8941 5 жыл бұрын
@@izzatirfan1995 There's more than just general knowledge being displayed throughout Schulzs career. You must love and be jealous of America to bring it up when its irrelevant.
@izzatirfan1995
@izzatirfan1995 5 жыл бұрын
Villainova americans are well known for being ignorant. That’s why you’re impressed by people knowing some common knowledge
@villainova8941
@villainova8941 5 жыл бұрын
@@izzatirfan1995 You're so insecure that you have to say everything Schulz has said is common knowledge to prove you're some sort of intelligent, and ontop of that bring up something so irrelevant to the conversation that it just shows you obsess over America and Americans
@TheWestcoastrasta
@TheWestcoastrasta 2 жыл бұрын
He roasts them in good taste and at the same time he is learning and understanding at the same time. Respect Mr. Schulz, don't change your format.
@anushkalols
@anushkalols 4 жыл бұрын
15 Yemen Road, Yemen. That's the only thing ik about Yemen
@robertreynolds9228
@robertreynolds9228 4 жыл бұрын
Yea chandler to get rid od the chick. Good one.
@Ibnassad
@Ibnassad 4 жыл бұрын
chandler to janice
@defencebangladesh4068
@defencebangladesh4068 4 жыл бұрын
hahaha
@shivangikandpal417
@shivangikandpal417 4 жыл бұрын
Lol😂
@bigeric1030
@bigeric1030 4 жыл бұрын
“When we get to Yemen, can I stay with you?” -Chandler Bing to Yemeni woman getting on flight with him.
@kevinstaples7393
@kevinstaples7393 5 жыл бұрын
This is what our culture needs. Laughter , music, open mind heals. This dude has genius on the spot comedy. He should be famous
@disclaimer.imjokin
@disclaimer.imjokin 2 жыл бұрын
@Golden 👑 you can make a joke about anything
@ahmedzakikhan7639
@ahmedzakikhan7639 2 жыл бұрын
What culture are you speaking of ?
@shroomboy432
@shroomboy432 2 жыл бұрын
And weed
@miketexas4549
@miketexas4549 Жыл бұрын
I thought Michael Richards racist rant was way funnier than this one.
@tommythornton470
@tommythornton470 4 жыл бұрын
Good to see crowds like this still exist. Wouldn't want to try this material at a college campus.
@Karan-Aujla
@Karan-Aujla 2 жыл бұрын
Who do you think makes up a majority of his audience? Getting offended about something that hasn't even happened; typical conservitard.
@pepincuatro2865
@pepincuatro2865 2 жыл бұрын
@@Karan-Aujla Not students at Yale that's for sure
@HA-ug4qu
@HA-ug4qu 2 жыл бұрын
@@Karan-Aujla and u must be a really civilised person
@Karan-Aujla
@Karan-Aujla 2 жыл бұрын
@@HA-ug4qu You got any evidence to the contrary?
@Karan-Aujla
@Karan-Aujla 2 жыл бұрын
@@pepincuatro2865 Again, tiny sample size, GIANT generalization.
@km0764
@km0764 2 жыл бұрын
As an Aussie, I appreciate that these people can have a laugh about themselves. That's what it was like when I was a kid. Having a laugh about our differences. Unfortunately people now see it as racist rather than actually appreciating our differences .. there was a saying when i was growing up... if people aren't making fun of you, then they don't like you. My ethnic mates used to call us skips, after Skippy the kangaroo, a character in a tv show. It was all good, as long as you weren't actually trying to hurt their feelings. It's all about context and intentions to me.
@aidanmartin7923
@aidanmartin7923 2 жыл бұрын
As an a Aussie, I can say some of this still exists.
@km0764
@km0764 2 жыл бұрын
Indeed. Especially with tradies where I live, or around mates.
@Coloradocorean
@Coloradocorean 7 ай бұрын
People who abuse innocent joking with actual backhanded compliments/joking put downs are to blame also. It works both ways. People need to be less sensitive and others need to stop being @$$holes under the fake guise of joking.
@Sickwitit18
@Sickwitit18 3 ай бұрын
Nah it's just the respectful way he does it. Some people nowadays try to do it and just come off sounding racist and not joking. Andrew is still doing this in 2024 along with other stand comedians. It's not the times, it's the delivery
@manuelriveros2911
@manuelriveros2911 3 ай бұрын
we're three in one of my group of friends. the one guy i get to make fun of all the time, not at all, for the other guy. guess who i like better...
@bonjakobsen
@bonjakobsen 2 жыл бұрын
He's a trauma free comedian, so free.
@shamachelon
@shamachelon 2 жыл бұрын
Paul Mooney would say “free, white, and 21”
@Li_Mei168
@Li_Mei168 2 жыл бұрын
Im muslim, i like dark jokes😂
@insatiableone2334
@insatiableone2334 2 жыл бұрын
What do you mean trauma free? How can you tell?
@NateO123
@NateO123 2 жыл бұрын
@@insatiableone2334 he isn't quivering in his boots that a joke will ruin him. He's never had to sweat it cuz he gives no shits about being sensitive about his audience or any morons that might get bent out of shape over what he's saying. We could just eject the "trauma" and say that he's "free." And he's maybe the funniest new comedian we've seen in a decade.
@pascales.6816
@pascales.6816 5 жыл бұрын
The correct translation of the word “mubarak” is “blessed”
@thisisbawa
@thisisbawa 5 жыл бұрын
Pascale S. Nope
@kg6198
@kg6198 5 жыл бұрын
@@thisisbawa Yes. It's closest meaning is "blessed" ...
@SimplyaGameAholic
@SimplyaGameAholic 5 жыл бұрын
@@kg6198 actual not closest
@kg6198
@kg6198 5 жыл бұрын
@@SimplyaGameAholic the word مبارك is the active participle of بارك which means to bless, or give one's blessing, sanction and consent. In this case, عيد مبارك, best translated to have a "blessed 'īd" or "blessed celebration". Since you want to deny, then enlighten us. But ^ I gave my evidence as to why it would be translated as "blessed"
@SalmaMohamed-vx7me
@SalmaMohamed-vx7me 5 жыл бұрын
Mubarak means blessed! Saeed means happy!
@SHIZZLE71
@SHIZZLE71 3 жыл бұрын
With these jokes, u can tell his ONLY intention is to make people laugh. He literally says he’s just tryna find the funny. His intention ain’t to offend at all. THAT’S a comedian. 💯👏🏼👏🏼
@theusualsuspect9076
@theusualsuspect9076 3 жыл бұрын
He actually found alot of "funny" in it. He just doesn't want to risk his life
@theusualsuspect9076
@theusualsuspect9076 3 жыл бұрын
He actually found alot of "funny" in it. He just doesn't want to risk his life
@Dirtyjoe_13
@Dirtyjoe_13 Жыл бұрын
That “Palestine is the buffer” line didn’t age well 😂😂😂
@Hardy_H_H
@Hardy_H_H Жыл бұрын
failed attempt at humor, the buffer he talks about is west bank, Israel attacked Gaza, opposite direction, same people but different section, and Jordan will Never be in danger with Israel. But i like the way you think.
@Sickwitit18
@Sickwitit18 3 ай бұрын
​@@Hardy_H_H look up "Greater Israel" on IDF uniforms. Israel will want to take Jordan too. Whether they act upon it we'll see, but they want to do that next
@IbhrahimBishara
@IbhrahimBishara 2 ай бұрын
m.kzbin.info/www/bejne/Y5fCmX6qjsmnlbs
@yalieyal4362
@yalieyal4362 2 күн бұрын
@@Sickwitit18 look up "idf bans greater israel patches on idf uniforms" every country has radicals, but israel has had a peace treaty with jordan for decades at this point. stop buying into conspiracy theories because they are convenient for your hatred
@deeadanaila2970
@deeadanaila2970 5 жыл бұрын
He needs a special named “ front row”
@kayligo
@kayligo 5 жыл бұрын
Deea Danaila roast row
@sisamusudroka3000
@sisamusudroka3000 5 жыл бұрын
He has one, like 15min of roasting the front row
@judescott215
@judescott215 5 жыл бұрын
He made a crowd work special
@absknd12
@absknd12 5 жыл бұрын
He literally released a "Crowd Work Special" like 2 weeks ago
@nkm11tbm
@nkm11tbm 5 жыл бұрын
It exists, it’s called a The Crowd Work Special
@marzuqi58
@marzuqi58 3 жыл бұрын
Him: doesn't know what eid Mubarak Also him: know everything about middleeast conflict
@wavell14
@wavell14 3 жыл бұрын
Stupid comment
@sirgurnsalot
@sirgurnsalot 3 жыл бұрын
Would make more sense for someone to know about global events rather than a religious holiday that they don’t practice
@deepaparakkal4241
@deepaparakkal4241 2 жыл бұрын
He's not muslim, he's more likely to know about a global event, rather than a religious holiday, which he isn't a part of.
@fawazgerhard2742
@fawazgerhard2742 2 жыл бұрын
Not everything but impressive for an american
@_friedtofu
@_friedtofu 2 жыл бұрын
Lol
@johnnyboo127
@johnnyboo127 5 жыл бұрын
I am just glad that people laughed and didn't get up and walk out
@izzylandyt
@izzylandyt 5 жыл бұрын
John Boo I think they just feel bad for the guy. He’s trying so hard to be funny 😅
@14DANESSJ
@14DANESSJ 4 жыл бұрын
He was barely offensive
@blitva1
@blitva1 4 жыл бұрын
Because he's not mean.
@kerrzUSR
@kerrzUSR 4 жыл бұрын
@@naghamm2 so sensitive that you can't laugh at yourself man hahaha
@naghamm2
@naghamm2 4 жыл бұрын
@@kerrzUSR bahhaah, you don't know me lmao
@itik1080
@itik1080 2 жыл бұрын
Yo this dude knows a lot of things about different cultures. Salute!
@rohanmadiratta6421
@rohanmadiratta6421 4 жыл бұрын
The only comedy show where front row seats r cheaper than back row seats
@ravenmatthew5311
@ravenmatthew5311 5 жыл бұрын
This whole video is a humble brag on his international relations and religious knowledge. Respect.
@biatsoho1332
@biatsoho1332 5 жыл бұрын
Raven Matthew seriously. The guy is spot on.
@djstarsign
@djstarsign 5 жыл бұрын
Low key intelligence capacity, no hard flex, highly observant and approachable delivery. Ultimate power move. Untouchable and commendable. 💪🏼
@RafaelTopgunStudios
@RafaelTopgunStudios 5 жыл бұрын
It’s pretty basic knowledge tho
@al-azimahmed1188
@al-azimahmed1188 3 жыл бұрын
Not alot of comedians could pull of the whole middle Eastern thing and get away with it, good comedy.
@whoami8247
@whoami8247 2 жыл бұрын
Yeah your comment is one reason why🤣 you guys need to take criticism and not blow up people on every single argument 🤣🤣🤣
@batmanRBC
@batmanRBC 2 жыл бұрын
I think he said good comedy. That means he’s not part of the problem.
@dkrab9506
@dkrab9506 Жыл бұрын
Because the biggest part of them are too stupid to recognize humor because they're brainwashed the islam is the only way to whatever. Disposable religion with their believers with it.
@redarbz6545
@redarbz6545 Күн бұрын
One of Andrew’s best segments and it came out of struggle and the closing, just perfect 🫡
@FAZman23
@FAZman23 5 жыл бұрын
"You have no home outside of Beverly Hills" - Schulz' observational skills is mint.
@Mia-bigbooty
@Mia-bigbooty 5 жыл бұрын
Faraz Hedayat ikr like that was spot on
@bigtimes1
@bigtimes1 4 жыл бұрын
That shit had me on the floor.
@VRBLNSLT
@VRBLNSLT 4 жыл бұрын
"No oil.. ... ... Iran.." 😂😂 dude doesnt know his own country's export or history 😂😂
@RealBlackBox
@RealBlackBox 4 жыл бұрын
VRBL !NSLT all the oil money goes to the mullahs pocket that’s why
@VRBLNSLT
@VRBLNSLT 4 жыл бұрын
@@RealBlackBox he should have known about BP, the instalment of the Shah, it being the worlds 3rd largest producer and the basics about Iran's history and the big part oil played in it the past 100 years.. 🙈
@shirinf333
@shirinf333 4 жыл бұрын
I mean seriously. I'm Persian and I figured the guy definitely wasn't Iranian when he said no after Andrew asked if it was an oil/rich country or not. He seemed ignorant.
@hnys7976
@hnys7976 4 жыл бұрын
Iran has the 3rd Biggest oil reserves on Earth. But it has endless sanctions which keeps it poor. Otherwise it would be on the same level of Saudi Arabia. Probably even richer because it has more of other exports too. God Bless Iran though I hope it has a good Future.
@arashfarvardin
@arashfarvardin 4 жыл бұрын
iran doesn't export much oil anymore
@KeyEpic
@KeyEpic 5 жыл бұрын
We always gotta use racism for good 😂🤣🔥
@Farah0122
@Farah0122 5 жыл бұрын
I am black and Muslim and I approve of this message.
@gaspacksouth
@gaspacksouth 5 жыл бұрын
holy fuck your channel is dead
@wayne47able
@wayne47able 5 жыл бұрын
This isn’t even racism... It’s prejudice. Just a bunch of preconceived notions that we’re all happily joking about and I love it. I’m Muslim as well. Love and peace my brother
@nightsight6247
@nightsight6247 5 жыл бұрын
Key Epic Pranks just be careful who u say it around haha people will blow tf up real quick
@hikigayahachiman4934
@hikigayahachiman4934 4 жыл бұрын
@@nightsight6247 I wonder who these people who'll blow you up really are....
@Fusaah
@Fusaah 2 жыл бұрын
Anyone that can just make jokes on the fly while communicating to a RANDOM audience member for this long and be funny is fucking amazing.
@aidangoss7027
@aidangoss7027 4 жыл бұрын
This show would’ve gone a completely different way if it happened yesterday.
@ItzMxsticTV
@ItzMxsticTV 4 жыл бұрын
Donde Esta La Leche? Honestly 😂
@dadpoundr
@dadpoundr 4 жыл бұрын
when he said “you cant trust these iranians” lmaoooo
@TornGucci
@TornGucci 4 жыл бұрын
Donde Esta La Leche? lmaooo
@imtouti2938
@imtouti2938 4 жыл бұрын
true 😂😂
@robertsmith1704
@robertsmith1704 4 жыл бұрын
Lmaoo
@dhegadheer2600
@dhegadheer2600 5 жыл бұрын
It's even funnier when u r Muslim and Somali take extra banana... Take extra banana ! 😂😂
@TheMastergabe
@TheMastergabe 5 жыл бұрын
What?
@MF-draco
@MF-draco 5 жыл бұрын
@@TheMastergabe Somalis eat almost everything with banana
@captainvoluntaryistthestat3207
@captainvoluntaryistthestat3207 5 жыл бұрын
Hello from USA. My political opponents are telling me Somalia has no government. Is that true?
@MF-draco
@MF-draco 5 жыл бұрын
@@captainvoluntaryistthestat3207 They have a government. But how efficient they are is another question.
@thegamingworld99
@thegamingworld99 5 жыл бұрын
Noah Mane nigga wtf kind of somalis do u know? Literally i know 100s of somalis and barely any of them eat fruit
@bobtob8423
@bobtob8423 5 жыл бұрын
Bro.... I havent seen crowd work like this since Patrice. Fuck yeah
@chunkybuttz844
@chunkybuttz844 5 жыл бұрын
Bob Tob I love Patrice but he was NO WHERE near the basis of knowledge which Schulz displays
@noleenole8254
@noleenole8254 5 жыл бұрын
chunkybuttz that’s true. Patrice was the legend but he was pre internet genius. The game has changed and Andrew is paving a new way.
@chunkybuttz844
@chunkybuttz844 5 жыл бұрын
noleenole That’s super insightful. I must give Patrice credit for his pure, instinctual analyses.
@noleenole8254
@noleenole8254 5 жыл бұрын
chunkybuttz oh Patrice will never be forgotten and I’ve heard Andrew speak respect for him. Patrice could break down a person so hard. Nothing got past him. I’ve listen to hours of him. If it’s online and Patrice is in it I’ve seen. it.
@BRAWLIC215
@BRAWLIC215 5 жыл бұрын
kzbin.info/www/bejne/pITCZ5Zqhd59rMk.
@Mustapha-Reports
@Mustapha-Reports 7 ай бұрын
I never seen a comedian work jokes with audience like this amazing
@MegaKhas
@MegaKhas 5 жыл бұрын
The Jewish girl next to the Arab guy was laughing real hard at the Arab jokes but when shulz started a little Jewish joke she stopped laughing completely 💀
@بغدادأبوالحاج
@بغدادأبوالحاج 2 жыл бұрын
The overwhelming majority of Jews who whine about antisemitism (even though Arabs are semites too) are actually some of the biggest bigots you’ll ever meet…
@zgzg24000
@zgzg24000 2 жыл бұрын
I thought the Jewish joke was pretty funny, and I'm a Jew.
@maccybear8093
@maccybear8093 2 жыл бұрын
Iranian Jews yes. Israeli Jews laugh at themselves, they have a sense of humour.
@batmanRBC
@batmanRBC 2 жыл бұрын
Yea she kept staring at the Iranian guy getting roasted next to her, it was annoying as shit. I would have been like bitch stop looking at me and enjoy the show.
@pretbadha
@pretbadha 2 жыл бұрын
Khazar From Georgia 🇬🇪 not the actual Bene Israeli
@Ozymandias83
@Ozymandias83 5 жыл бұрын
“You had to be aware of middle eastern finances” There’s a punchline I never heard
@Slayer8957
@Slayer8957 4 жыл бұрын
Because Jordan is like the one rich country in the Middle East that doesnt have oil.
@shaeleeerin
@shaeleeerin 5 жыл бұрын
Why does he remind me of waluigi??
@NixonRexzile-xz4sq
@NixonRexzile-xz4sq 4 жыл бұрын
lol! 😂
@canogaparque818
@canogaparque818 4 жыл бұрын
WAH!
@vosaemify
@vosaemify 4 жыл бұрын
Hes still funny! Love this man
@JarthenGreenmeadow
@JarthenGreenmeadow 4 жыл бұрын
Waaaa
@theloc7291
@theloc7291 Жыл бұрын
4 years later there's a war Andrew is a Psychic and dope ass Comedian.
@nicksewell6642
@nicksewell6642 4 жыл бұрын
Andrew's Netflix special should just be called "front row"
@thedailyhappening416
@thedailyhappening416 3 жыл бұрын
Good one. :P
@StylinRed
@StylinRed 5 жыл бұрын
Is that your daughter?........ Mubarak 😂 😂 😂
@pratiksuryavanshi1434
@pratiksuryavanshi1434 5 жыл бұрын
Yo, what was the reference?
@namr1174
@namr1174 5 жыл бұрын
I didn't get it...
@TheZietgiest
@TheZietgiest 5 жыл бұрын
Means congrats on the cradle robbery
@prowarslamable
@prowarslamable 5 жыл бұрын
cuz she is jewish and iranian, which are countries in a proxy war hence the Beverly Hills joke.
@TheZietgiest
@TheZietgiest 5 жыл бұрын
prowarslamable Andrew was talking to another couple ( older man with young woman ). That’s why he gave the man a fist bump when he said no. Mubarak means congratulations
@arcangel879
@arcangel879 5 жыл бұрын
It's like you're just chilling with your funny pal.. and he is roasting you in a funny way 😂
@michaelhooper6227
@michaelhooper6227 2 жыл бұрын
This dude doesn't even need to write jokes he can do a whole set off the crowd dude is 1 of the best to do it
@Cybernaut2011
@Cybernaut2011 5 жыл бұрын
This guy is on another level. Glad i found him recently
@rookieg3600
@rookieg3600 5 жыл бұрын
same I found him cause my friend sent me an Instagram post of him roasting the seizure girl
@JudahRiggins
@JudahRiggins 5 жыл бұрын
Jason Long haha me too
@NixonRexzile-xz4sq
@NixonRexzile-xz4sq 4 жыл бұрын
Except he's partly with the Hollywood
@NixonRexzile-xz4sq
@NixonRexzile-xz4sq 4 жыл бұрын
But I still like him,
@Cybernaut2011
@Cybernaut2011 4 жыл бұрын
@Ro 2 yeah I like Greg Geraldo rip
@coreyparis303
@coreyparis303 5 жыл бұрын
He's starting to remind me of Chappelle. It comes easily to him.
@florianfl14
@florianfl14 5 жыл бұрын
Different styles man but both soooo hilarious
@ryanfrisella5626
@ryanfrisella5626 5 жыл бұрын
you can definitely see how he's inspired by chappelle. Sets up some of his jokes in the same way and even does the mic knee slap thing lol
@danjack1447
@danjack1447 5 жыл бұрын
Don't insult Chappelle like that
@denisz2274
@denisz2274 5 жыл бұрын
@@cashflow8046 Schulz is funny but come on he cant compete with Dave....
@ZZ29993
@ZZ29993 5 жыл бұрын
Lol relax it’s not even close mate
@chrisedward1679
@chrisedward1679 5 жыл бұрын
“IRAN?!” “Ben Affleck handed it to you guys” IM CRYING
@Mr-mr-mr10
@Mr-mr-mr10 5 жыл бұрын
Chris Montes I didn’t get what he meant by this one can you explain
@ireneonly
@ireneonly 5 жыл бұрын
@@Mr-mr-mr10 he did this movie about a hostage situation in iran
@galisapal3103
@galisapal3103 5 жыл бұрын
@@ireneonly that all were fake, the movie was very incorrect but it was a funny joke tbh
@Poorya_Ghz
@Poorya_Ghz 5 жыл бұрын
@@Mr-mr-mr10 the movies name is Fargo (it's not completely accurate, but fun to watch)
@saeedvazirian
@saeedvazirian 5 жыл бұрын
@@Poorya_Ghz argo, but still a rubbish movie.
@Selesto1
@Selesto1 2 жыл бұрын
As a German, I have to say the Title "Roasting ... Jews in the Front Row" + a 6 Million Views count.... was comedy gold on its own.
@manuelriveros2911
@manuelriveros2911 3 ай бұрын
as an argentine living in germany. you. i like you.
@Babagaboush
@Babagaboush 23 күн бұрын
@@manuelriveros2911 as an argentine Jew, eff you both. Just kidding. It’s kinda funny.
@Morganwrightmusic
@Morganwrightmusic 2 жыл бұрын
What I love about Andrew is in all these videos no matter how hard he's roasting people, he never says sorry. Not even a passing apology. He might throw out a "Dats fukked up", but that's it. He 100% says what he means and means what he says all the time.
@benhancock6253
@benhancock6253 2 жыл бұрын
He just joking anyway why do comefians even apologise lol
@URightBut
@URightBut 2 жыл бұрын
Apologizing to the other side and taking accountability...both against their laws and basic tenets
@hossamsaffieddine3316
@hossamsaffieddine3316 4 жыл бұрын
"Mubarak" is blessed guys not happy
@sai742
@sai742 3 жыл бұрын
also used to say congrats
@hasoon1122334400
@hasoon1122334400 3 жыл бұрын
@@sai742 congrats is mabrook not mubarak
@nifooalahdal9052
@nifooalahdal9052 3 жыл бұрын
Jews don’t celebrate eid that guy is phony
@sai742
@sai742 3 жыл бұрын
@@nifooalahdal9052 dumb fuck
@safajabakhanji4051
@safajabakhanji4051 3 жыл бұрын
@@hasoon1122334400 mabrouk is more informal than Mubarak
@risanad1971
@risanad1971 5 жыл бұрын
That lady was a bit too excited to roast the muslims.
@sarafai414
@sarafai414 5 жыл бұрын
Billy But Whole what How is that Acceptable? Your just being so rude and ignorant
@iRuckiz
@iRuckiz 5 жыл бұрын
@@artorls2832 i think you guys missed the point of what he (billy but whole) was saying, he didnt say HE hated muslims, just that its typically socially acceptable in many areas to hate them.
@fightermma
@fightermma 5 жыл бұрын
@@artorls2832 Dude he wasn't clowning. He was saying in the West they label it oksy to make it fun out of Muslims when it's not okay.
@hyperceptional
@hyperceptional 5 жыл бұрын
​@Barber of Seville Think about it and tell me who doesnt fuck with the muslims. Have you been to a school recently?
@UGGIBEAR3
@UGGIBEAR3 5 жыл бұрын
ris anad why not laugh and get over it it’s a comedy show where everyone gets roasted it’s nice to see people enjoying a show that dose not discriminate.
@omarselim6281
@omarselim6281 Жыл бұрын
That Mubarak joke in the end is one of the funniest pieces of comedy I've ever come across
@ardrakm1284
@ardrakm1284 5 жыл бұрын
Take extra banana. ...Take extra banana. ......lolsss😂😂😂
@jabza716
@jabza716 5 жыл бұрын
Somalis right there
@shakazar1815
@shakazar1815 2 жыл бұрын
I reminded you this comment you wrote 2 years ago still exists, you're welcome
@ardrakm1284
@ardrakm1284 2 жыл бұрын
@@shakazar1815 Thank you, sweetheart 😂
@theascendunt9960
@theascendunt9960 3 жыл бұрын
This man knows his geography and politics. It's actually refreshing to hear.
@aaronmontgomery2055
@aaronmontgomery2055 2 жыл бұрын
to bad the Iranian guy doesn't know his own country. Iran has the third largest oil reserve in the world.
@Soultan_music
@Soultan_music Жыл бұрын
@@aaronmontgomery2055 yeah but i think what he meant is not like those countries whose every citizen is filthy rich from oil
@aaronmontgomery2055
@aaronmontgomery2055 Жыл бұрын
@Haitam_music considering the country has waged proxy wars and gains money from oil, it falls under oil money.
@brettpullman1722
@brettpullman1722 4 жыл бұрын
That Iranian joke aged well
@latenightthinker4737
@latenightthinker4737 4 жыл бұрын
Gahdayum😂
@shm8161
@shm8161 2 жыл бұрын
“What do you call that, Petra? That’s a nice thing to look at, whats beneath there?”😂😂😂 underrated joke
@alirizwan9941
@alirizwan9941 3 жыл бұрын
its clear that if you want to enjoy his comedy, you need to have fair knowledge of geography, politics, religions and culture, and believe me, this guy is very well aware of all these things !!!
@writersleague5322
@writersleague5322 3 жыл бұрын
I am impressed with his vast knowledge of different countries and cultures..
@nemitv1157
@nemitv1157 2 жыл бұрын
For American Sure.
@seminky5341
@seminky5341 2 жыл бұрын
This is nothing....its basic
@highlandoutsider
@highlandoutsider 5 жыл бұрын
In 10 years time they'll be usin these clips in a documentary about the greatest comedians of all time.
@stylin60es
@stylin60es 5 жыл бұрын
Nah.
@SubRosaUSA
@SubRosaUSA 6 ай бұрын
THIS - THIS is what younger generation need right now. Someone willing to cross the barrier and make jokes about the human race.
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