Money Talks: Ugandan inventor builds home-made helicopter

In Uganda, one man's dream to fly a homemade helicopter has been repeatedly forced down to Earth. Joseph Nkaheza has crashed and been injured several times. But he says he is still aiming for the skies. Julius Mugambwa has the story.
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[@gregmenego2200]

First one that actually left the ground.....defying expectations.

[@gregmenego2200]

@ryan lemons Looks like chain😨

[@rossfromfriends8468]

Actually surprised too

[@ConcordDown]

I went from troll mode into, dude! you're doing it! RESPECT and balls of steel. Unlike others, this guy is next level.

[@killerkraut9179]

this give me Hope.

[@joekayembe1197]

True

[@Ryan_Harkin]

All jokes aside, compared to some I've seen you've got to give it to the guy.

[@hashem6080]

True, at least he managed to get it off the ground, the engine power is there, now he just needs to tune the tail rotor to keep him sturdy

[@porkarse5675]

The man is self taught and has only primary school education. Imagine what amazing things he could achieve given the right support.

[@johngnipper1454]

Agree , he has done quite well, given the circumstances

[@stenandersson6704]

That's not a helicopter, it's just am ground effect vehicle.

[@bruhmoment9573]

True this is the first one that actually took off and fly

[@momentiumengine1424]

This is the first time I've actually seen a self-made Ugandan machine fly. Good on this man.

[@sreardonatpfg]

Seriously, he did a good job.

[@Slicklickz]

That chain drive to the tail rotor is an accident waiting to happen.

[@donone1493]

Slicklickz someone tell him it should be a shaft instead

[@Mrbfgray]

The entire thing is a disaster.

[@machariamaina437]

Logic was chain drives give better power figures compared to both belt and shaft drives. Being the engine was small maximizing power output to the blades had to be a priority

[@Mrbfgray]

@@machariamaina437 LOL. Like any of that would ever matter, it's about as ready to fly as those cargo-cult stick aircraft, it's symbolic as tho flying is a magic trick....fool enough folks and your good to go....or at least scam them out of lunch money.

[@chadbailey8152]

All I keep thinking ,if it flies, he's going to die!!

[@satanas6740]

Their is lack of proper equipment and lack of some knowledge but he has the will and he's trying and that's pretty respectable.

[@johnnyvt9]

Africa has never invented anything. There has never been one single thing that has actually come from any country. They just see a picture on the internet and try and emulate. I do this do, but never this complicated. You have to understand torque, gyroscopic precession, balance, and other things even I have no idea about. African countries are hell on earth. We should block the entire continent off. Female genital mutilation, gang rape of anything, hunting killing n eating albino children, fistula epidemic caused by sick cultural practices, rape of animals, and I could go on and on about the evil things that go on there. Fact check any of that if you want. You will be very very sad and sick when you find out the truth. Then you will understand why 12 percent of our population is responsible for 50 percent of all murder and violent crime. They even ship in rotten meat from Europe and sell and eat it. Frontal Lobes are very lacking there. It might make you mad and it might be r. It doesn't make it not the truth and fact. In Muslim countries men rape little boys all day and night. They think this is normal behavior. They told all the western soldiers this every time they found little boys on the bases. They actually told western forces that these children wanted this and god will forgive it. What do you want me to do rape my grandmother or sister. God would not forgive this. These little boys offer their bums in the night. That was actual quote from top ranking soldier Muslim soldier in documentary called Is this what winning looks like. Still think respectable? lol Sorry if you didn't know all of this. It really messes with the mind when you know how evil the world actually can be.

[@adoreoner8185]

He is repectable but the people and particularly anyone funding him shouldn't be encouraging this man to continue with his suicide copter..

[@siamhossain1479]

Ugandan Air Force should give him a scholarship and become a aviation pilot.

[@abisrizvi2621]

No, not a pilot but an engineer

[@1pasupaty]

After 20 years. I am preparing to take off

[@OffGridInvestor]

HAHAHA. You know some of the air forces of these countries are like 2 soviet made helicopters from the 80s right?

[@1pasupaty]

@@OffGridInvestor never knew they were threatened by neighbour's also right.

[@georgeodhiambo598]

What are you talking about? He is not aspiring to be a pilot! He has an innovative/inventive mind. He wants to build helicopters. It is Ugandan govt that should set up an institute where such talents can be developed further with an aim of manufacturing to various aircrafts in due course. Africa is facing a curious challenge. Dreamers at the bottom of the technological pyramid lack the financial and technological skills to realize their dreams. And governments are just not concerned with them. And those close to the top of the pyramid are too comfortable having streamlined themselves into the cost life of employment, getting their "dirty cut" from tenders and lining their pockets with stolen public funds. All suffering from the sad and uninspiring mentality of studying only so as to get a job.

[@nox_chan]

I have nothing but respect for this man that strives to accomplish his goals.

[@TheMrPeteChannel]

Maybe he should use heavier scrap?

[@georgeodhiambo598]

@@TheMrPeteChannel That could be a factor but the reason why it crashed is because it went into a spin due to an imbalance of speed between the main propeller and the tail propeller. African govt's should pick up from the intense hunger for innovation and creativity of youngsters like this one and set up institutes to help them improve what they are working on. Such enthusiasm should not be allowed to die away.

[@jerryabrowne]

You have respect for someone whose goal is suicide? If this was in North America, Europe or Asia, this would be considered a project not a goal.

[@jamesspacer7994]

Does it make you feel smarter when you see inventors like that around you?

[@sdghtjsdcgs]

Not if they're just copying something without any effort to understand how it works. A child does that.

[@AB-qc6pf]

When acknowledging the resources he has it’s quite impressive what he has achieved

[@Alesxandros]

Lol, nope...it's embarassing

[@roundedges2]

@@Alesxandros Nope. He built it and it Flew. Better than you can do

[@Alesxandros]

@@roundedges2 flew it 11:11, bro europeans invented helicopters in the '40s, 80 years ago. The italian inventor Leonardo da Vinci designed an helicopter 500 years ago. This guy with all due respect, is embarassing, brave maybe but embarassing.

[@khalifaezzar5151]

@@Alesxandros and abbas ibn firnas in 8th was the first to attempt to fly in andalusia, not leo da vinci

[@Alesxandros]

@@khalifaezzar5151 leonardo da vinci designed an helicopter we have the proofs, ibn firnas was berberid not arab, it was ethnically caucasic like da vinci, search on wikipedia. Btw, the indians wrote objects similar to planes 6000 years before christ, the images are in the vedas.

[@rarrafunfitness6230]

Got to say he actually did fly for a moments ... Well done 👏👏👏👏

[@petronasken7504]

That was not him, this reporter is fake, the one that flew is a Kenyan! Do your research well!

[@thoos192]

I have flown longer than that on a 100 dollar bicycle

[@roundedges2]

@@thoos192 U still spent more

[@abisrizvi2621]

Having experienced two crashes, has scar and now-healed broken bones and my brother still didn't implement no safety in his design? I mean I'm studying mechanical engineering and my University wouldn't let me do this, and neither would I want to, but MAN...... RESPECT (I just can't help but respect this guy)

[@tracywilkinson1820]

not him. the crash is someone else.

[@ridzwananuar5919]

You don't need university to do those..just do it..you're on your own man

[@tracywilkinson1820]

@@ridzwananuar5919 yeah, you kinda do..

[@alecgurney9305]

Search up average iq in sub saharan Africa.

[@chaddaddywarden4349]

Sub-Saharan IQ intensifies

[@hausser0815]

If you look at a longer version of "his" test flight, its actually amazing how much he still could use his broken when he climbed out of the wreck

[@clunkonester4884]

I don't think anyone here realizes the helicopter shown in the crash video wasn't even flown by him, nor was it made by him. They literally just stole the footage from another guy in a completely different country

[@jdmbeats]

True, I've seen the original footage. It's a video of a man who crashes his kit-made helicopter. I believe he was from the US, lol those sneaky African reporters.

[@dracarnoir7606]

Have to give credit for his persevering against the odds.

[@glockstr1]

From that accident he learned a lesson. I beg to differ.

[@FBharvest]

Is he the same dude with that helmet?! Still alive!!!

[@gkc1863]

Yeah man, it's the same person

[@TheNyarcangel]

He should have worn his lucky helmet

[@WaseemAhmad-bf2mw]

Yes

[@stephenrichey1532]

True spirit of aviation. Continue , you will perfect it one day.

[@amirmoezz]

Uganda is my favorite nation. Whenever I'm down, they life my spirit with a single video. 💓

[@GR44N]

He thought of all the mechanics to get that helicopter off the ground, but he overlooked the most important part. Safety.

[@JETFOURLITRE]

Props to this guy for having a go!

[@RapidSteve]

if this guy was given a proper education he would probably be really smart

[@jaytee3217]

Frederick Thomas Really? America? Do u know how many millions live here and still don't amount to anything.

[@DARisse-ji1yw]

Actually...... impressive.. given what he was working with.

[@JuraIbis]

Imagine where africa would be if they just stopped inventing things that already exist.

[@oldmanballs]

Love the welding by covering his eyes

[@ejmproductions8198]

Actually youtube : 'Accident with homemade helicopter - Brazil', someone is being played - When I saw that chopper close by I could see that something was wrong

[@reecenamina]

This video is misleading. The contraption he built will never leave the ground. The heli shown that’s actually lifting off is a totally different machine.

[@Justwantahover]

I didn't notice till I read your post. Yes it's different.

[@maxm4696]

yeah he modified it. if you look at the other videos with him from a while ago his helicopter looked like that. he changed it so it would.. you know not send him to the hospital when it landed.

[@ElBloeTigre]

That's a shame. I had respect for this guy because he looks almost legit.

[@mangosandpineapples4301]

@@ElBloeTigre that is his helicopter that was flying for a few seconds before crashing ..after the crash he rebuilt or modified it.That is why it looks different.

[@mangosandpineapples4301]

The helicopter that is actually lifting off the ground is his helicopter. He had to repair/rebuild it after that crash that is why both helicopters in this video look different.

[@fidelcatsro6948]

TRT we need part2 of this story man!!!

[@sunandthesoil3736]

Q:What is an inventor? A: Someone who dies perfecting a concept

[@luqmanrashid1651]

Its not the helicopter..the pilot isn't skilled enough. You got a long way ahead. Get funds so you can get a pilot's liscence. Overall you did a great job.

[@benoregan9016]

if he had funds he could build a better one funds are the problem i think

[@Servetus54]

Stay tuned! Next we see someone invent the wheel, and the lever!

[@sageforce9306]

Ok. In Africa when people say invent it doesn't mean the same thing as to be the first to create but it means to recreate. English is not our first language so bare with us. We know who invented these things. Just trying to catch up with the rest of the world

[@siyabongasibusiso3467]

Keep on trying you will make it one day

[@rlinton123]

This guy with access to good education could be a great engineer. How many of us even in the advanced world could do what he did, not many.

[@BabiletubeAbdulrahmanmmohamed]

In western people make something by group or helped by organisations in africa no one or government help you no materials just they do from scratch, and most of our children taken by western

[@bgdgdgdf4488]

​@@BabiletubeAbdulrahmanmmohamedthey dont do from scratch lol, they do from scrap. Every bit of that material including the motor was imported from the west.

[@Leo9cordero]

Wakanda For evaa!!!!!!

[@mudane143]

🔥🔥💥💥

[@deldridg]

What a daring, spirited guy is our Joseph. I defy anyone with his limited resources to achieve anything like this. We're all so quick to pass judgement but he wakes up every day with purpose (whether it makes sense to others is irrelevant) and is pursuing his very lofty aspirations undaunted, despite numerous difficult (and painful) setbacks. How many of us can attest to the same? Good luck to you - makes me feel like I should be doing so much more with basically unlimited resources at my fingertips. You are an inspiration. Cheers from Aust - Dave

[@MeatVision]

Yeah, the paint it what makes it fly

[@fenris1168]

Only if it's RED...CUZ RED IS FASTA! xD

[@benoregan9016]

@@fenris1168 a man of culture

[@gerry5134]

Amazing considering what he has to work with. Fortunate he didn't lose his head in the crash !! 😱

[@unmeshramlugon1848]

From Mauritius good job keep it up

[@marjunbaldo1070]

This is the man who wears cycling helmet in another video right? Most of the comments there did not believe he could but look at him now.. salute to you sir.

[@Fenixx117]

Hear that folks? "Wind" is what makes it fly!

[@oyegunwaolufemisampson1451]

Benevolent_Tyrant yes his right without generating wind higher than the total weight of the machine it would not be air worthy (lift). That is why propeller machines like this can not fly in the outer space.

[@Otheisis]

It also lift because of the depressurization created on the top of the "wing". The nature don't like the emptiness, so the helicopter is sucked up to fill in.

[@peruanodiscipulodehitlerhe7359]

Gunga needs more wind , should try eating more beans for self propulsion.

[@machariamaina437]

@@peruanodiscipulodehitlerhe7359 this dude probably has more brain than your entire clan and he did not go past primary education.

[@s3ntin3l60]

@@machariamaina437 it's actually kind of funny. Don't read too much into it. Beans=hurricane force winds from your nether regions...no? Too much?

[@johnveld7540]

He’s got the rebar, needs funding for the concrete

[@Superabound2]

This man is amazing. He discovered the concept of motorized flight in the early 2000s! So ahead of his time

[@danielm.4346]

He gets my respect, for having accomplished as much as he did. Yes, that gets some instruction, so as not to repeat some of his predecessors' mistakes.

[@zinalexzender6933]

0:49 did he just said "heli-copita"?

[@major_kukri2430]

It's called an "accent".

[@RohanRavindraNanthoor]

You should check your grammar first!

[@major_kukri2430]

@Oggy No it's an accent. Never heard one before?

[@major_kukri2430]

@Oggy I'm guessing you've never had to learn another language.

[@geepea101able]

My boss used to say to me, " A little knowledge is a dangerous thing". I gotta give this guy credit though. Definitely doesn't know the word to give up!

[@FlyAmeliaEarheart]

When the chain on my bike comes off, I get oily fingers putting it back on. When the chain driving the tail rotor comes off, he dies. His efforts and achievements get my utter respect, though no one in any of these televised interviews seems to mention safety, or getting advice from any professional; a quick look over from an aircraft engineer could result in a better safer option somewhere. When I care about someone, I want them to bloody stay alive.

[@KikiTay]

He followed his passion and built a helicopter from scratch out of lessons he learnt by himself.. what have YOU done?

[@mandomtn1962]

I absolutely love this man.

[@JonnyRicter]

Glad to see him wearing his hi vis vest. Safety first! Lol

[@mikesmith9972]

This is real grit n absolute tenacity. I myself am impressed with this guy's determination.

[@lppdcpu2068]

you are the first african to takeoff from the ground brother...you are representing the continent...bigups bro

[@rbd46684]

I think it is a replica/imitation of the helicopter which crashed in the footage. To make things interesting, the reporter created his own version of story. The blades and tail almost twice shorter. Engine shrinked triple the size. Cooling fan is welded as decoration purpose in the same spot as crashed helicopter, it service no purpose. The torque transferred thru the shaft in the tail not thru the chain. I don't blame the man who build the machine. I certainly like DIY people. Engineer it self didn't say anything suspicious. But I don't like the story which was represented in this video.

[@goodgame7892]

I think of that also..

[@petronasken7504]

Exactly, this reporter is fake, such an idiot, he thinks everyone is stupid like his country men! The helicopter that flew was actually Kenyan and not Ugandan! Just do your research.

[@jogscyborg]

CORRECT........

[@alimumin3438]

Most of the European comment is negative. Don't let them discourage you

[@tomservo5007]

probably because the guy could have built an ultralight autogyro and be flying by now. Why start with one of the most complex flying machines ?

[@blacklivesmatter2083]

Ali are you Muslim ?

[@marcuswright4592]

I respect this guy good to see his work I hope he stays safe

[@Ballu12345]

I was about to make stupid joke, but than i saw his struggle i got a lot of respect for him

[@jamespaveit]

I think breaking his hands were a sign from " divine intervention " saying stay on the ground.

[@anibalbabilonia1867]

Well! He got off ground! Best i've seen so far!🍻🥴👍

[@sreardonatpfg]

This is the first time I’ve ever seen one of these African home built helicopters work. Good for him, keep it up.

[@chucknapier5108]

Don't give up. Keep learning, follow advice from those who want you to succeed. Incredible abilities you have to apply yourself.

[@tomsuh1362]

Yes learn from the Chinese steal technology from the West and you will like cool on KZbin.

[@greylyons816]

0:48 helicopiter 😂

[@fresatx]

Wow.. African technology has reached mid 1930s levels. There is just no stopping these brilliant, amazing, and industrious people!!

[@fresatx]

@S E P Wtf are you talking about?

[@sanketshinde1142]

Nice one, compared to the others I’ve seen this one actually took off!

[@MrSunrise-]

Dear sweet jesus, that's some serious determination! He has no idea how batshit crazy it is for him to be attempting this with the level of knowledge and resources he has. I hope this video inspires those with knowledge and access to reach out to him and help out to at least keep him safe, if not airborne.

[@marxseet]

so many thing waiting to happen (looking at the vibration of the chassis, there is too much fatigue stress on the structure) . Get someone who know to assist you please, the next try may kill you.

[@Daljirka-Dahsoon]

He flew on a helicopter he built. How many of you did that huh?

[@squatchpnw2331]

He has a passion and dream he wants to make come true. I respect that, just be safe.

[@goldman7267]

Dutch: GET TO DA CHOPPA!! *Sees this* NOO DO NOT GET TO DA CHOPPAA!!! Let's take our chances with the PREDATOR!!

[@suprememasteroftheuniverse]

Ghetto da choppa

[@marcosgomes8448]

Parabéns pelo esforço e dedicação, essa matéria prova que inteligência não depende de etnia, condição econômica ou social. Saudações do Brasil !!!

[@brasilnomundo2510]

Verdade

[@housamkabalan5930]

Truly Amazing. Keep it up my brother and one day it will happen

[@profi8649]

wao! this is first things from Africa that can fly! congratulations!

[@beturmoneyonme8523]

Why you and others are saying inventors?

[@januszj.8547]

looking at his wrists , local doctors do amazing job too.

[@Broxty]

Looks like Ugandan surgeons are as skilled as their welders....sheeesh!

[@puggerinopug9280]

This is the real Wakanda, and this newfangled invention will surely revolutionize air travel. The wonders of the 21st century will never cease to amaze me. Truly, the future has arrived. I just hope he is willing to share this technology with the rest of the world.

[@Jagdpanzer-bh4pb]

"Heli cop it ah"

[@MickB235]

Yep same old story...after sponsorship to develop something that will never work just as a means of getting money ..the thing is the guy has built it to look like the one in the video that crashed yet its operating dynamics don't match that of the one flying.. the out of balance condition is a dead giveaway

[@omegasupreme5527]

@mike brink The tail on the one that crashed is also at least double the length and appears to be made out of a lighter metal like aluminum. It's definitely a send me money scam. The part where the guy was talking about getting in touch with the aviation industry made me laugh. For what? Ultra lights are mostly hobby level stuff. Unless you build a really good design and want to produce and market it yourself.

[@barkster]

man that is a death trap, helicopters are precision, balanced machines. Not the case here but awesome he is willing to risk his life

[@antrinh9919]

the tail propeller does not succes to compensate the rotation of the main propeller; the helicopter turns on itself, that is why the accident occurs !

[@darrellguill4524]

Building a pathetic copy of something that was invented long ago does not make one an inventor.

[@MrSunrise-]

Try doing something similar, and you'll find that working with extremely limited resources requires astonishingly high levels of inventiveness.

[@AverageAlien]

@@MrSunrise- yeah, lack of resources because of backwards continent

[@petronasken7504]

Even the guy in the aircraft that flew is not the one he is interviewing, just look at the design and engineering, totally different! How can you make something fly in the first attempt then later create a generator? That guy that flew his is actually Kenyan and not Ugandan!

[@bigboy9693]

He needs to give it away while he is still ahead.

[@ianarmstrong1636]

You mean while he still has a head

[@chirho100]

Maybe if a helicopter engineer is watching, you should go and visit this guy, give him some good pointers for his spirit and drive.

[@donhendy493]

Good luck young man 😎👍

[@ysmith494]

Its all the negativity in the comment section that is driving these people to push harder and learn faster.

[@annespacedroid]

Helicopter? Slightly tilting death trap!.

[@Dave-eg2pc]

I wish I were rich. I'd by that man a Robbins R44 and flight training. His passion for flight is intense and his balls are clearly very big. I'd just love to give him that gift, I know the draw to flight. I sure hope he never gets hurt.

[@stewartw.9151]

Having been an aircraft owner and builder/restorer of aircraft I see these African homebuilt machines and usually can only shake my head in wonderment at "WTF were they thinking?" This guy though appeared to be on the right track if he could achieve what seemed to be a relatively stable hover. He could with a bit of help and training in a/c construction principles get it right I would think!

[@guerillagardener2237]

As soon as the engine started, so do the blades, soooo no transmission between the engine and the rotor blades.Hmmm noice😂

[@nomoney9733]

The wrong brothers

[@francislong5114]

😂

[@KrustyKlown]

takes HUGE BALLS to build and fly such a thing .. wow!!

[@claudianreyn4529]

That proves objects heavier than air can fly! This helikopta is amazing!

[@brandondenver4331]

If you really want to help this man, start by funding a helicopter ride for him. Have him become familiar with the real thing so he can gain some much needed inspiration. He's smart enough to figure the rest out on his own, with a some help from others.

[@i.c.i.c4806]

Wakanda forever 😂

[@user-sx4dv6jp5v]

Did anyone notice that in the first video made by other people it's a working helicopter...probably from a kit? The crash occurred due to poor piloting skill. The helicopter they show in the interview, however, is built completely from scrap to make it resemble the one in the video as much as possible, it is a replica that will never fly.

[@-UseSoap_]

I can't believe he can still bend his wrists... It looks like the bones were protruding or something akin to that.

[@wasifahmed123]

Such a brilliant and talented young man. He should be inducted in proper industry. Appreciate

[@ryelor123]

That's actually very impressive. What sucks is that we never hear about men like him but instead just hear about the guys who build something stupid that'll never fly.

[@sadikmeah4057]

"we never hear about men like him.." You say that after watching this video? Do you realise how stupid that sounds?

[@maritimeeventyrmedkaptajns3872]

@@sadikmeah4057 😂😂😂

[@thecraplordsell4575]

Suchuato Ritoru it did lifted off the ground idiot, but your racist mind is on something else

[@user-bu1qv6vo6s]

I came here expecting your typical fairground ride with a honda engine to laugh at, but I was pleasantly surprised. This is no Mi-24, but it flew at least in ground effect, built from scrap metal by a man who thought aircraft worked by magic until he dropped a fan, respect.

[@Rebirth602]

Get the guy some flight lessons. All he did was cut power too soon so it auto rotated under the inertia of the main rotor. Less power and more tail rotor and he was golden. This guy is a steam punk hero!

[@kyangwasimon1677]

That is Brazilian made helicopter which crushed and in the above video you can clearly see a white man test flying the helicopter,if nkahez helicopter flies let him prove to us

[@godwinsaxer]

Kyangwa Simon iys not brazillian, that clip that you are saying, they are talking about the accident that happened in africa when one made an home helicopter. Get facts right

[@chapmanalexander5196]

U don't understand the Luganda language which Nkahereza is speaking. I know this guy. He's from Mbarara, Uganda.

[@BobBob-xn2sp]

That’s white guy must tan a lot, I see not only a black guy but that same helicopter as well

[@BobBob-xn2sp]

@Oggy you're right actually lol it looks almost as if he tried to copy the thing and claim it was him flying

[@broAnansi]

Genius and courage finds a way.

[@NeptunesLagoon]

it did find a way, white people made it, this is a poor mimmick...., and dangerous.

[@amilueur]

@Truth Hurts White empathy is stronger than black violence, loool

[@otiebrown9999]

Incredible!

[@nutella2025]

My big respect to this dude the main thing the helicopter can fly

[@dwoolaver1549]

No it can crash. Flying would mean he went somewhere floating 3 feet of the ground i van do that with paper plane does that mean i flew

[@landz2228]

he is a genius.

[@sadikmeah4057]

A 'genius' for trying to make something that exists in millions around the world?

[@thecraplordsell4575]

Suchuato Ritoru It kinda did

[@sadikmeah4057]

@S E P It doesn't matter. He should not waste valuable time, effort and money if he does not have the resources to achieve it. That is stupid! Start small. Build something that is achievable. Sell it. Make money. Use that money to buy further resources. Then build your helicopter. Unfortunately the moment an African gets hold of an angle grinder and a hammer he wants to build a spacecraft and fly to Mars

[@ricardodisaronno5206]

Utter bollocks! Gave me a good laugh though 👍