True Crime interviews (compilation)

[@jadelee6555]

"It's-a me, *a vicious murderer* " HAD ME ROLLING

[@badiewithoutthebodie]

I slapped my knee bro😭

[@diamondbaker5331]

I almost choked on my tea💀

[@theprincessofsarcasm3160]

BRUH THE VOICE AND EVERYTHING 🤣 TOO ACCURATE

[@ms42662]

I had to pause the video!!😂

[@DMXIII]

Hahahaha so good!

[@r0nium]

never in my life have i seen an episode of dateline, yet this still feels accurate

[@eileensnow6153]

You essentially have now lol. Bill Hader does an amazing impression of Keith Morrison (the host of the show)

[@superscarred]

same😫

[@laylabird3700]

As someone who has. It is. They even got the voice spot on. It's sounds just like the girl that does it

[@doggygaming7056]

I have, it is 😭✋

[@theTrend7]

You basically just watched an episode.🤣

[@neenjatortle5230]

"Went bed bath and beyond her expectations" DEAD

[@badiewithoutthebodie]

Comedic genius

[@samwood917]

dead like the people that Mario killed

[@badiewithoutthebodie]

@@samwood917 I know you didn’t 😭😭

[@empathicqubit]

All I could manage to utter was "UGH". It was good in the awful way it needed to be.

[@psychoticriot123]

Can you explain it to me please? I don't get it

[@mothmustardseed1858]

"tyrannosaurus wreck" ACTUALLY, PHYSICALLY made me gasp. Thank you for your service

[@artistaroundtheblock2047]

Thank you for your cervix 😂

[@tinyghostahmi]

the stuttering was too accurate 😭

[@jasperlambert7406]

Fr-😭😂😆

[@megthemermaid7663]

It was the it’s it’s it’s it’s it’s it’s it’s that got me 😂

[@Acid_Pixie]

The it's its its its its its its its its its its its its had me on the floor ☠️☠️☠️

[@MuttPlaysMAGIC]

The fucking donuts had me on the floor.

[@kumi_dex]

it it it it it it it it it it it it was the it’s it’s it’s it’s it’s it’s it’s that got me too 😭

[@actual_doge3221]

The what?

[@thedevils_kingdom8338]

Why it remind me of me tho

[@miloran3332]

The puns with a monotonous voice 😭

[@astrisperspecto4130]

But the family is still a tyrano saurus reck

[@badiewithoutthebodie]

“There may not be holes in those donuts but there were definitely holes in Jeanine’s story” 😭😭

[@haydendavoodi5125]

Cheese won't be enough to trap this mouse because chucky had a taste for blood

[@iridiumSerpent]

The victim’s families were a tyrannosaurus wreck

[@sciencenerd777]

True and your comment doesn't change the fact that the story went bEd bAtH aNd bEyOnD tHeiR eXpEcTatAiONs

[@hiandbye9658]

As someone who used to watch dateline true crime religiously, this is entirely accurate and it hurts so bad how close it hits to home

[@tuni16tuni]

The way it's so true how the family members always go "Nope, there was absolutely nothing weird about him, he was such a good normal kid ☺" and then proceed to describe some actually very weird very disturbing behaviors XD

[@hannabanana592]

That Dateline voice and terrible puns are spot on lol and these lines are gold: "I'll never forget the cold look in Chuckie's eyes" "Tyrannosaurus wreck" "Forever known as the Bed Bath & Beyond Killer" and "Bed Bath & Beyond her expectations" Love your creativity, your characters and your wit!

[@candice1989]

I truly LOVE Dateline's tone-deaf puns. My mind is always like "PEOPLE ARE DYING KIM, but ha nice one"

[@thrail2413]

"It's a me a vicious murderer" ☠️☠️☠️🤣🤣🤣

[@agl8689]

The way you managed to make this sound like it was jump cut every half sentence, just with your pure speech style…expert

[@turner15]

1:00 I love that when she says she had to superglue the donuts and donut holes together you can tell she’s struggling not to laugh.

[@carmen_says_hi]

Yes! I came to say this. How many takes did she do for that one?

[@Hairy_Spiderrzz]

*”its-a me! A vicious murderer.”* single handedly one of the best things I’ve heard this week.

[@sofiajung104]

It's the Tom from MySpace pic at the end that made the whole thing way too funny af!!!

[@amyschildgamerlive4519]

Same

[@FlawedPefection]

I was looking for this comment! I was like, “wait, isn’t that Tom from MySPace???” Lol

[@amymartinez6477]

I was looking for who ever pointed out Tom from myspace. That made me bust out laughing! Made my day too!!

[@teafaeyay]

Why she gotta do Tom in like that! Tom is our friend. Tom is everyone's friend ;_; lol

[@amyschildgamerlive4519]

@@teafaeyay everyone's friend? When was the last time you were even ON MySpace instead of Facebook? Lol

[@kellabdjfoo]

“It’s a-me, *a vicious murderer* “ I DIED LMAO WHY AHAHHAHA

[@jazzhands6394]

This is to spot on you should be the next host for whatever dateline they put out next

[@Tekdruid]

That show needs to interview itself because *the bad puns are killing me.* One might even say the show itself is a true crime against humanity.

[@lavenderbee423]

I once had a customer who I was cutting her hair and her life was straight up being the victim in a true crime story. It made me realize how real these people are beyond the shows/interviews and I just can't watch them anymore as a result. But this was an absolute joy to watch. ❤️

[@msjkramey]

What happened to her and is she okay now?

[@lavenderbee423]

@J Girl I only met her the one time sadly. I don't want to go into too much detail as it's her story to tell but it was a kidnapped/brainwashed situation she was recovering from.

[@malesmarts]

They always say that they were good kids and then follow up with something like “He cut up his sister’s Barbie dolls.”

[@swampelf]

Why do I get the feeling that this whole series of clips were made by Stanzi solely to set up the joke "Tyrannosaurus Wreck"?💀 Excellent pun

[@alliecat1921]

I love how they make jokes in the scenes of the crimes, but they say it so serious you don't even realize sometimes.

[@shann2446]

WHY ARE THESE VOICE IMPRESSIONS SO PERFECT

[@pebble8978]

I burst out laughing with the "tyrannosaurus wreck" 😂😂😂😂😂 YT recommended your videos a few days before new year and here I am watching your videos everyday lol This channel is gold 🤣

[@Dork2099]

The whole video is great but I couldn’t stop laughing about “Mario, from Mario Kart” so I missed a lot of it.

[@julian9898]

The fact that my immediate Mario reference is "Super Mario Brothers" and not "Mario Kart" makes me feel like im 148 years old lol

[@paradis0744]

Mario kart is not new

[@julian9898]

@@paradis0744 excuse me, 198 years old...

[@TheBluestflamingos]

@@paradis0744 no, but they've made newer installments. All the new Mario platformers use titles like Super Mario Odyssey instead of Bros. Also, it's a reminder how many games came out in one absolutely ancient person's long lifespan :P

[@hardyquinn9442]

"It's a me! A vicious murderer" So f*cking accurate!

[@theonlyrose7970]

I grew up watching Dateline and I still fo today watch it and I could hear these puns in Josh Mankiewicz's voice specifically.

[@MewtwoShineX]

wow i didn't think i clicked on a true crime video recommendation but here i am

[@bradbetts3513]

" a tyrannasurus wreck" absolute gold. you are amazing . please keep bringing joy to the world :)

[@Victoria-_]

I’m crying, this is hilarious 😂

[@Frostfern94]

The tyrannysaurus wreck got me

[@bellamymalleb]

THIS IS BRILLIANT!😂😂😂 "He would give you the shirt off his back," is a CLASSIC, I cannot! Also, THE PUNS! Gosh, they can't help themselves. I love the theme of murderers dressing up in costumes, and the Barney pic is creepy af. Thank you for creating and sharing!✌

[@laurelsilberman5705]

So I literally just found your channel like three days ago and GODDAMN DO YOU HAVE A STRAIGHT LINE TO MY FUNNY BONE

[@raramama]

"Its-uh-me a Murderer!" And his Mom's "No Ma'am thats my son," with a proud smile, has me crying😂😅😭 This is perfect.

[@brittvaughn9447]

That drive-by on Tom gets me every time.

[@keylimecat1982]

“TYRANNOSAURUS WRECK” THAT FEELS SO UNCALLED FOR BUT I AUDIBLY LAUGHED

[@SashimiNeko]

Soon you'll be on Dateline for killing us with your funny vids, I'm cramping up from all the laughing 🤣

[@Riley_Savage]

The change of filter and the accents are literally so accurate.

[@vampirebunny2180]

She did the interview voice so well I’m wheezing-

[@StarGazerandSpaceShips]

This is 100% my type of humor

[@raywhitethorngalathynius]

"tyrannosauras wreck" absolutely destroyed me

[@eirenieve]

This is just what I needed today. Thank you for all the awesome funnies!💕😂💕

[@victoriaprokopets6496]

This is so funny and accurate, the puns about the tyrannosaur had me rolling 😂

[@ErdriedDeirdre]

Oh my God this is exactly right! This was hilarious!! Absolutely PERFECT! 🤣Thank you I needed that laugh. 😀

[@eddwilson1276]

Youre so GOOD I LOVE IT. Pls keep posting Ur new subscriber from Malaysia 💜✨

[@shaquille.oatmeal.2210]

LMFAO THE NARRATING VOICE FEELS SO ACCURATE THO-

[@gymonstarfunkle136]

Imagine if the Google A.I. just decides one day to start mimicking true crime interviews.

[@jilly6765]

The first few seconds played and my friend who was sitting next to me asked "Oooh is that a murder podcast??? Which one are you listening to?"

[@Justanotherpersonontheinternet]

I’ve watched a lot of 20/20, and this is the most accurate thing ever.

[@granola7607]

why does geb chucky one remind me of FNAF

[@fanime1]

Because FNAF was inspired by restaurants like Chuck E Cheese ... 🤨

[@Luna-fw9to]

This felt exactly like literal crime interviews

[@zubbers8043]

“it’s it’s it’s it’s it’s.” “so you okay??? can you speak now?” “ *its* “

[@roominazand1911]

this was SO good it I almost experienced a unit of serotonin in my brain thank you

[@redkitsuni5421]

THE NOD LMAO

[@blugreen123]

I laughed so hard at the glueing doughnuts bit. 😂

[@Dmon_c14]

The PURE monotone voice is- MWAH❤🧑‍🍳 chefs kiss

[@BrytniLove]

The donut box picture was the highlight for me lol 1:08

[@brittvaughn9447]

That picture of Tom at the end did me in.

[@moonfighter4872]

I LOST IT AT THE "IT'S A ME" I CACKLED SO LOUD OMFG. The DONUT HOLES AJAHFUFJE.

[@bmet102]

Interviewer asks any question Interviewee: yessir

[@hanakosan4404]

I love how she says "Mario from Mario Kart" just like 10 years old me thinking this was the name of the entire Mario franchise

[@resourcedragon]

This is almost perfect - except you missed the description of every younger female victim which includes, "Any time she came into a room, she lit it up."

[@potatoflow536]

This is it, this is the one that made me subscribe. Good lord

[@juliagulia9224]

That picture of Tom... oh my god. You have a gift! I can't stop laughing

[@charliegreen7988]

This is the funniest thing I’ve ever seen in my life

[@z_hydra_z9]

“I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-It’s one of those things I don’t think we’re ever going to get a proper answer to it.”💀

[@TheSilvermoonstar]

Thank you for making me laugh today, I'm about to start a job as a pharmacy tech and my heart was racing. This is so God damn funny, thank you. "It's a meee, a murderer."

[@jandynmarkham317]

Not you using all of our friend, Tom, that is truly beyond!

[@justshookie4484]

OH MY GOODNESS! You used Tom from MySpace. 😂😂😂😂 I can't stop laughing right now. I have tears.

[@britchick01]

you’ve got the idiot media interviewers down perfectly!! absolutely love your channel!!!!!

[@niccvier]

1:02 you can see Stanzi almost breaking character

[@kingfisher7804]

“It’s a me a viscous killer” 😂 😂 😂 😂

[@gordonramsayshat8791]

This made me feel something again. Thank you.

[@selma9450]

Ni fr like why do they ALWAYS use some jokes / puns in a serious murder story 😭😭

[@NikkiC30]

The silence after she asks her does she think she did anything wrong is so accurate to this type of show lmaooo

[@nom-nomnami1743]

The last killer being Tom from MySpace TOOK ME OUTTTTTT 🤣🤣☠️☠️

[@abhiveerbirdi9377]

Stanzi I think you're my favorite youtuber now

[@Stablethatsforhorses]

“Bed bath and beyond her expectations” HAD ME WHEEZING

[@francescaposabella6736]

I'm a fun of this kind of shows and this is so accurate, I'm crying 😂 LOVE IT!

[@Lala-pu5rh]

All of urs videos are so funny how dont you have more subscribers im gonna show ur channel to everyone i know you are so underrated

[@CorgiDaddy2]

Laughed so hard that I had to hit my inhaler.

[@m0L3ify]

"Chuck E. had a taste for blood" with sad duduk music in the background got me good 😂

[@letsthinkaboutit.1600]

And I quote ''he wanted to restore balance as God intended''

[@otakuQ27]

Omg the puns. Those are the real killers in this video. 💀 😂

[@greenman6141]

Every narrator line was perfect. This was genius.

[@cookiechip6111]

please make more i need more horrible puns that just work for no reason what so ever.

[@matesafranka6110]

"Mario from Mario Kart" makes me irrationally upset

[@user-se8yp]

not the jokes at the end, LMAO

[@freyaegrey]

I laughed so loud when I saw Tom that I scared the shit out of my cat.

[@abrahamcastillo8970]

this is 104.780% accurate to crime interviews

[@hageshiiame]

WHY ARE YOU ALWAYS SO FUNNY?? I CAN'T 😂😂😂😂

[@katara9]

God that was the best pun ever. That wreck pun... I deep-belly laughed. I love punning and that one goes to the top of the list. That was gold for me

[@kushclient5010]

hi

[@The_Great_Depression]

I died at 6am at “tyrannosaurus wreck” 😂😂🎉

[@BR-md7hm]

.."Glue the donut holes back in the donuts and restore order the way God intended." Comedy gold

[@haphazardlark1502]

The best upsetting mascot photos to choose for this oh my god

[@MikRubin]

Tom at the end sent me 😂 NOT EVERYONE'S FIRST MYSPACE FRIEND!😭😭😭

[@thursdayschildhasfartogo]

they way i would watch an entire documentary like this

[@lestupidunicorn]

WHY IS THIS SO ACCURATE