2:08 "This slime is- oof... I'm sorry" We all felt that one, Gerry
@tomhewitt80174 жыл бұрын
Half of us anyway
@DjFreemode4 жыл бұрын
Literally broke himself in half.
@notmyhairyarmpits4 жыл бұрын
The middle mushroom: 'OH FU-!!'
@ChatterGaming4 жыл бұрын
Deeee xD
@Peng_Pong4 жыл бұрын
It slowly started yellowing
@BBHexKey5 жыл бұрын
"If it comes to you first Jerry, just spit it out."
@TK-ij2xi5 жыл бұрын
This is the comment I scrolled for.
@kuro18035 жыл бұрын
TK W same
@TK-ij2xi5 жыл бұрын
@@kuro1803 Great minds... So far we're in the company of 110 great minds that think alike!
@Rustman805 жыл бұрын
"It's on the tip of my tongue. It's on the tip your tongue too Jerry."
@djgoodot5 жыл бұрын
This is the comment I hoped not to see..
@SilvioMDante5 жыл бұрын
And that ladies and gents, is how the Stinkhorn Mushroom do.
@Menderino5 жыл бұрын
Hello dr meeem lel
@Notnathanlikeschicken5 жыл бұрын
xavier marcha That's the joke
@coldpulse84775 жыл бұрын
Ew
@shelly_asmr5 жыл бұрын
I miss him saying that!
@AngelaSmith_19707 ай бұрын
But he forgot about the stinkhorn mushroom that’s said to be the world’s most potent aphrodisiac 😂 don’t believe me, look up stinkhorn mushroom that can make a person climax just by smelling it and be grateful it’s called a stinkhorn for a reason 😂
@jimmyhamm97373 жыл бұрын
CAN BREAK THRU ASPHALT; DAMN THAT IS A STRONG STIFFY.
@nordicfalcon3 жыл бұрын
And this is why I read the comments section ☕️ For this quality gold. Thank you.
@cavvieira3 жыл бұрын
That's just Tuesdays.
@KrotowX3 жыл бұрын
Stiffy is already from OzzyMan's lexicon.
@lavetissene3393 жыл бұрын
Bri'ish
@scottperkins50383 жыл бұрын
I am unable to fathom why this needs to be in app caps but I'm glad it is godspeed sir.
@Xiquarius5 жыл бұрын
The genuine "Oof, I'm sorry" as the mushroom broke apart broke me.
@joshuarorrer18135 жыл бұрын
Same here! It took me a minute to realize this man said "oof". I'm still laughing!
@adriennefigueroa22165 жыл бұрын
That was one of several parts of this video that had me in tears! So good 👍😂
@fandomguy80255 жыл бұрын
We all have bad days, even mushrooms.
@jonathandonley32995 жыл бұрын
Yeah. That's about when the tears started in the middle of laughing so hard.
@charleschidsey61925 жыл бұрын
“All the little spore bebbes are off into the world”. Oddly comforting.
@breakingames77725 жыл бұрын
Then a schammi spits on it, then rubs it
@Valvex_5 жыл бұрын
@@breakingames7772 xD
@goreobsessed23085 жыл бұрын
@@breakingames7772 we ain't talking plumbis :p
@himadrijoshi5 жыл бұрын
bebbes
@j.s.18165 жыл бұрын
Indeed.
@biscuit46585 жыл бұрын
i’m scared and fascinated at the same time
@beachgirl45835 жыл бұрын
I’m revolted and fascinated.
@starmaker755 жыл бұрын
That nature for you.
@mohmu95 жыл бұрын
that's what she said
@davidhollenshead48925 жыл бұрын
Try looking up the female ginkgo tree, as its fruit smells like vomit mixed with rotting flesh...
@someonessecondaltaccount6932 Жыл бұрын
Who isn't
@penelopeclaire5393 жыл бұрын
I finished a whole bowl of chili watching this video and I didn't even hesitate for a single bite out of sheer willpower. I just want you to know I'm really proud of myself for succeeding at that.
@pimpasskilla28143 жыл бұрын
why would you said that bro that's racist
@VergilSparda692 жыл бұрын
@@pimpasskilla2814 bro what??
@smoochysmoochy7267 Жыл бұрын
🤣🤣🤣
@smoochysmoochy7267 Жыл бұрын
@@pimpasskilla2814 Blah Blah Blah YEaH...Everything is racist now🤢😜
@darrellcook8253 Жыл бұрын
It tried to change the flavor of my desert, a strawberry sundae.
@Keyboardkat35 жыл бұрын
"Or a person with a sinus infection put an m-80 in his nostril" I swear all of Zefranks analogies are pure gold
@satriyoajiP5 жыл бұрын
i must say i agree with u
@asshole91915 жыл бұрын
If loudness were silence they would be the loudest birds
@riversong49972 жыл бұрын
My favorite is, "Like a lactose-intolerant cheesemaker, the cuttlefish is unaware of its own gift."
@james3098 Жыл бұрын
Not forgetting "to imagine this, imagine something you can't even imagine"
@janeilnold58635 жыл бұрын
*tip breaks off the fungus “Ooof, I’m sorry.”
@nocturnal00725 жыл бұрын
Imagine something like that happens to your junk. I cringed immediately.
@talon310calif5 жыл бұрын
I felt sorry too.
@carolnorton25515 жыл бұрын
I laughed till I hurt !
@diamondbrony85505 жыл бұрын
roblox player
@catyoga36915 жыл бұрын
@@nocturnal0072 it not just breaks off it's ripped
@taragallowaymerryman4 жыл бұрын
I never get tired of hearing him the word “babies”.
@krizhadia99064 жыл бұрын
bebis hahahahha
@krizhadia99064 жыл бұрын
Bebes i mean hahaha
@rosemariegibson20104 жыл бұрын
Bebes
@katyanaa4 жыл бұрын
Bebeys
@BobJones-rs3wy4 жыл бұрын
I like it when he says "byurrd".
@Vincenttst4 жыл бұрын
when he said Glebur, I had a feeling he was advertising a Plumbus.
@guyonthecouch1364 жыл бұрын
I died
@pscyking4 жыл бұрын
This is what happens when God spends Edible Sunday binge-watching Rick & Morty and retconning evolution.
@28russ3 жыл бұрын
Just commented it sounded like they were making a Plumbus haha
@TheStunnerFTW3 жыл бұрын
Gleba* smh
@AngelaSmith_19707 ай бұрын
🤣🙌🏽💀👻
@caden06225 жыл бұрын
“It’s all over rather quickly...” Well, I tried my best. No need to be demanding.
@suryaniningsih56195 жыл бұрын
LP
@jama17gill5 жыл бұрын
I think that thing belonged to Jeffrey Epstein?!
@sailormoonstone51725 жыл бұрын
These comments are so great. I’ll always love this channel
@Mortthemoose5 жыл бұрын
😂😂😂😂😂 ohhhh, I have tears of laughter rolling down my face, first from the video, then from the comments section!
@hairyfrog4293 жыл бұрын
😂
@thatgirlwithbangs5 жыл бұрын
“If it comes to you first Jerry, just spit it out.” I laughed so hard omg
@varietyvideozone5 жыл бұрын
Gabi me too 😂
@CherryBeScary5 жыл бұрын
The only man with a voice that makes me WANT to learn something gross
@cowboykelly65905 жыл бұрын
Cherry : So True
@LomasneyAaron4 жыл бұрын
Cherry Plays i read this with a comma after something
@xenon15854 жыл бұрын
True
@narcfreekeekee91684 жыл бұрын
Cherry Plays so that’s why I’m still watching
@eno45164 жыл бұрын
My phobias are screaming
@jdsbees32573 жыл бұрын
The stinkhorn eggs are edible. They have a slightly radish-like and water chestnut taste and texture. According to them, Stinkhorn witch's eggs can be eaten raw or cooked, and remind the chef more of vegetables than mushroom in their flavors.
@Liz-sc3np Жыл бұрын
Eww noo!
@jdsbees3257 Жыл бұрын
@@Liz-sc3np Oddly, the eggs don’t have any bad odor, they do t start stinking until they sprout. Still didn’t keep me from staying as far as my shovel handle would reach, away from them. When something stinks so bad you can smell it from 20-30 feet away, it’s not meant to be eaten, touched, or anything else, except maybe covered up with dirt and hidden.
@irpsicologiayeducaciongrup8251 Жыл бұрын
So kinda... nutty
@foolishsamurai5 жыл бұрын
Me: "Oh mushrooms, my dad likes mushrooms, he will enjoy this one" 10 mins later me : "Jerry spit it out"
@thatyepez5 жыл бұрын
I thought Elsa was an injured turtle at first, would’ve been horrifying if there was no audio
@Grab_0015 жыл бұрын
“Local tortoise at the zoo explodes onto the viewing glass, traumatizing every child present. ROLL THE CLIP.”
@danio67045 жыл бұрын
Same
@TheReaverOfDarkness5 жыл бұрын
"Get the popcorn!" "It's in the tortoise cage!"
@williamjackson1945 жыл бұрын
I can only imagine the person trying to put in their head phones while the video plays.
@miko57wang5 жыл бұрын
I was watching this with no audio. This was in fact traumatizing.
@thewarlocke53035 жыл бұрын
I was not prepared for how horrifying and hilarious this turned out to be
@deborahhanna66405 жыл бұрын
No one ever is....
@muhammadalvarezafannani29223 жыл бұрын
if you never seen an stinkhorn before, heres a clip of a kitten an puppy best quote of the day
@Genetics805 жыл бұрын
"True facts is not appropriate for children, or adults who don't act like children." -Zefrank
@professionalcommenter5 жыл бұрын
@@ericolens3 Ha ha ha!
@danielb2705 жыл бұрын
@Pseudo Typos it is a quote from another "True facts" vide (just so you know)
@gabriel3000105 жыл бұрын
@@ericolens3 no you will have adolescence. Your puberty was your midlife crisis.
@theresatyler40435 жыл бұрын
@@gabriel300010 lolololololol...!!!
@GameCaveMA5 жыл бұрын
COPPA will still fine him
@drtlhaupt4 жыл бұрын
an adult voice with the humor of a 13 year old. my kind of guy. lol
@HayTatsuko4 жыл бұрын
And one who is in fact quite genius in his overall work. Don't let the humor fool ya -- Mr. Frank has a degree in neuroscience. He's done numerous TED Talks, too. The best humor comes from a smart dude with the 'tude of an early teen, who doesn't give any flips about who might be offended. Sophomoric humor at its zenith, y'all.
@lilmike27104 жыл бұрын
Ikr. Farts, poop and dingdongs.
@NinoNiemanThe1st4 жыл бұрын
A not-that-funny 13 year old though.
@hjalfi3 жыл бұрын
As I've heard it put: "Not for children, or adults who don't behave like children"
@lillyaarhaus93683 жыл бұрын
Dude same! People are way to serious nowadays
@АлександърМакедонски-х7т5 жыл бұрын
Spit it out, Jerry!
@Squashed8Ball5 жыл бұрын
No innuendo in that line at all. None. Nada. Zilch!
@jerska1005 жыл бұрын
The funny thing is my name is actually Jerry n i started laughing so hard.
@donnovandalusong2665 жыл бұрын
"JERRY ITS NO USE HIDING ANYMORE "
@DedEternal5 жыл бұрын
Phallus erectus
@ryotaarai38165 жыл бұрын
Like he said, a PEN IS useful to write it down when you remember what it looks like 😉
@PuFFerTV983684 жыл бұрын
The dialogue in this video is beyond excellent, also the chronometer interrupted cinematography is a pleasure to allow my rods and cones to interpret the reflected images along my optic nerve. The sensations my brain feels as it adjust my serotonin levels reminds me of something pleasurable. I HIGHLY recommend this collection of 1 & 0’s
@walihamid41045 жыл бұрын
That first clip was something out of a horror movie.
@TH3C0015 жыл бұрын
The flashing lights toward the end really give it that vibe. Like a scene from John Carpenter's The Thing.
@hebleh57715 жыл бұрын
@ss naw fuck that
@deidjera5 жыл бұрын
Kinda looks like the blob emerging from the comet.
@timeatop88365 жыл бұрын
Acknowledge
@ItsJustLisa5 жыл бұрын
Nibbler800, you don’t know these True Facts videos very well, do you.
@madcasual11115 жыл бұрын
“Elsa would like to show you something” Me: could she like, not, though
@zakrylee99185 жыл бұрын
Madison Curry LOL
@hannahkalter54055 жыл бұрын
Madison Curry honestly though 😂
@OpalSilkMoth5 жыл бұрын
Don't be rude! She's very shy and it took alot of courage for her to show us!
@madcasual11115 жыл бұрын
Yuri Trash I never consented 😡😡😤😤
@zakrylee99185 жыл бұрын
@@OpalSilkMoth The way you said that made me very uncomfortable I don't know why LOL.
@montybishop23675 жыл бұрын
I could have gone my whole life not knowing these existed
@opalescentrosesb.w.37745 жыл бұрын
Be happy you've never smelled it, it's bad...
@tomolife455 жыл бұрын
69likes
@atoka22065 жыл бұрын
Few days ago one was growing behind our workshop and i kicked it, and it severed. The next day it was bigger than before and i was like what in the actual fuck is this? lol
@hazydoom695 жыл бұрын
@@atoka2206 the hydra of mushrooms
@davidhollenshead48925 жыл бұрын
Try looking up the female ginkgo tree, as its fruit smells like vomit mixed with rotting flesh.....
@horsegranola3 жыл бұрын
My very first college professor showed us “true facts about the owl” back in 2013. It calmed me down a lot and made me laugh! Thank you ☺️
@kylestubbs88675 жыл бұрын
zefrank1: The world's first writer of nature documentary erotica.
@danieltaber49245 жыл бұрын
Most assuredly not.
@remanjecarter27875 жыл бұрын
When is he gonna publish a book Asking for a friend
@cannedmusic5 жыл бұрын
at least the first you can really wrap your han...HEAD around
@MrMakavcio5 жыл бұрын
Oh boy. you must be new to the internet. I salute your innocence
@siawsebastian90895 жыл бұрын
I think that's Jerry.
@mariacillan96685 жыл бұрын
"If it comes to you first, Jerry, just spit it out" ISTG THIS IS THE BEST INNUENDO JOKE I'VE EVER HEARD
@KeeganRobbins5 жыл бұрын
That, and him sneaking in the words "pen is" at the end. 😂
@Blackvoid2me5 жыл бұрын
But what if I wanna keep it in....do I get a surprise at the end?....
@extremenatureandfriends5 жыл бұрын
Maybe for a 12 yo
@celestialrenamon5 жыл бұрын
And he sets this up during no nut November lol
@TheLynx305 жыл бұрын
@@extremenatureandfriends nah
@aliquid04 жыл бұрын
"it's kind of like a cave troll took a stab at inventing a daisy..." GOLD
@TF2CrunchyFrog4 жыл бұрын
"Ees good daisy! Urgl proud!"
@oriontigley50894 жыл бұрын
*He did his best damnit!*
@WillShakes4234 жыл бұрын
"Or a person with a sinus infection put an M-80 in his nostrils."
@tvm-manducktv83754 жыл бұрын
(●´ω`●)Please see my KZbin^_^
@DamianSiIvers3 жыл бұрын
"Can break through concrete" A few seconds later Buckles under own weight*
@Biodeamon3 жыл бұрын
being able to support weight and exert force are too different things
@cavvieira3 жыл бұрын
Sounds accurate.
@IronicHavoc3 жыл бұрын
Some species can
@tsrmmercy8363 жыл бұрын
@@Biodeamon yeah but they mostly CORRELATE
@CJM-rg5rt3 жыл бұрын
It snagged on whatever that background is when it was growing. It kinda proves it's strength rather than disproves it. Certainly didn't break from It's own weight.
@ArcaneAzmadi5 жыл бұрын
This is both the grossest and most innuendo-laden episode of True Facts ever.
@tmrmilano5 жыл бұрын
Nope, watch lemurs…
@animallovercb69315 жыл бұрын
Or ducks
@Gnomeitall5 жыл бұрын
The Frog is pretty bad, gross-wise.
@adriennefigueroa22165 жыл бұрын
The duck one is a favorite for sure!
@dontfeedthetrolls97985 жыл бұрын
Disagree on the grossest. How koala babies eat. Didn't need to know that.
@bocodamondo4 жыл бұрын
this whole video is just one giant innuendo joke
@viereuro81664 жыл бұрын
bocodamondo can u post more?
@MockedClown4 жыл бұрын
Why is channel no longer creating videos
@ianbuilds77124 жыл бұрын
A pen is... Good to keep by your bedside Incase it comes to you in your sleep😂😂. If it comes to you first just spit it out...
@donaldbrown77154 жыл бұрын
Well,yes,I do believe you are correct. I also believe that is part of the reason people keep watching every video he makes. ;-)
@donaldbrown77154 жыл бұрын
builds ahahaha, too funny, I mean, he really milked it for every drop,didnt he? Oops, I just did it myself.oh my
@humboldt20875 жыл бұрын
Did anyone else get shivers when "Elsa" emerged at the beginning of the video?
@hectorrosales97525 жыл бұрын
Yeah, I ain't afraid of holes, but my trypophobia kicked hard as fuck with that clip.
@SSName5 жыл бұрын
Look inside the holes. *HURLS*
@meijimontage8035 жыл бұрын
Let it go guys
@SSName5 жыл бұрын
The holes never bothered me anyway
@compherut5 жыл бұрын
Erick O'Donnell I actually screamed
@stillme40842 жыл бұрын
This disturbed me very much. Thank you & please make more videos. It soothes me to know there are people more kooky than I.
@cynthiawilson4500 Жыл бұрын
Yes you are home
@skinisdelicious33655 жыл бұрын
The kitten and puppy wasnt enough
@Couchpotaytoooo4 жыл бұрын
I need more eye bleach
@ridzmanaliff66514 жыл бұрын
@@Couchpotaytoooo use vanish
@ashurad_fox59914 жыл бұрын
wait, what do you mean oh god, where is the kitten and the puppy?!
@rhiacorvalis43025 жыл бұрын
"It's on the tip of my tongue, it's on the tip of your tongue too--" He knew what he was doing.
@alexmelik40305 жыл бұрын
69...
@danielbandamoreno98114 жыл бұрын
@@alexmelik4030 Nice
@MasterLittica4 жыл бұрын
That's how Zefran1 Do
@darrius36854 жыл бұрын
"If it comes to you first spit it out" smh lol
@rhiacorvalis43024 жыл бұрын
@@darrius3685 lol
@The85F0X5 жыл бұрын
If pornos were narrated, this would be the voice.
@benthomason33075 жыл бұрын
wrong, it'd be Markiplier's voice.
@granola6615 жыл бұрын
oops! haha
@redflame3005 жыл бұрын
@@benthomason3307 meh
@loriw.91665 жыл бұрын
😂
@Yoanka5 жыл бұрын
@@benthomason3307 Oh yes, hahah. I feel like his frequent use of words like "goober" would lend itself to this role perfectly.
@Brett_trejo112 ай бұрын
Mushroom did wonders in my life. I could remember several years ago after divorce with my wife which brought me into my disastrous journey on Alcohol and cigarettes. I suffered severe depression and mental disorder. Got diagnosed with cptsd. Not until a friend recommended me to psilocybin mushrooms treatment. Psilocybin treatment saved my life honestly. 8 years totally clean. Much respect to mother nature the great magic shrooms.
@Josh-k7e2 ай бұрын
I love hearing great life changing stories like this. I want to become a mycologist because honestly mushrooms are the best form of medicine (most especially the psychedelic ones) There are so many people today used magic mushrooms to ween off of SSRI medication- its amazing! Years back i wrote an entire essay about psychedelics. they saved you from death buddy, lets be honest here.
@ErnestoHorner882 ай бұрын
Can you help me with the reliable source 🙏. I'm 56 and have suffered for years with addiction, anxiety and severe ptsd, I got my panic attacks under control myself years ago and they have come back with a vengeance, I'm constantly trying to take full breaths but can't get the full satisfying breath out, it's absolutely crippling me, i live in Germany. I don't know much about these mushrooms. Really need a reliable source!! Can't wait to get them
@CathieGomez-mp8sk2 ай бұрын
Yes Predroshrooms
@Micnesia-c1l2 ай бұрын
I'm so very happy for you mate, Psilocybin is absolutely amazing, the way it shows you things, the way it teaches you things. I can not believe our world and our people shows less interest about it's helpfulness to humanity. It's love. The mushrooms heals people by showing the truth, it would be so beneficial for so many people, especially politicians and the rich who have lost their way and every other persons out there.
@EdwardJacob-x8o2 ай бұрын
Where can I find him? Can I Google this dude
@lordtachanka9035 жыл бұрын
“A PEN IS useful to keep by your bedside” lmfao
@nihilismistheonlyway46805 жыл бұрын
oooooh shit I JUST got that...🤦♀️
@iwal16455 жыл бұрын
Don't you mean "PENNIES"?
@Karin_Allen5 жыл бұрын
Dang, that joke shot right past me.
@glorioskey5 жыл бұрын
On I'm slow
@awaspthatswatchingyou45595 жыл бұрын
All hail Lord Chanka
@aussiebloke6095 жыл бұрын
Loving all the innuendo and double entendre...and just to finish it off, the colloquially-named stinkhorn is more correctly called _Phallus Impudicus._ Which is a bit of a mouthful...no, that didn't sound good at all. :-P
@Cayde-6sHorn4 жыл бұрын
Read that in his voice. Instant to tier comment.
@alrune84 жыл бұрын
It's actually latin for "scandalous penis", i wonder why...
@bornontherimofchaos4 жыл бұрын
😂😂😂😂
@mitzinicoleritter2114 жыл бұрын
LMBO😂
@Danae784 жыл бұрын
Loll ooo... so rated R.
@Peaceful-Sheep4 жыл бұрын
The biology teacher every student dreamed of. 😂
@邹捷-z5y4 жыл бұрын
"Emma just said gleba!"
@CanalTremocos4 жыл бұрын
The biology student every teacher dreads.
@Tengu1253 жыл бұрын
@@CanalTremocos It's Yin and Yang; can't have one without the other.
@Mothbean3 жыл бұрын
My marine bio teacher actually used True Facts videos to help teach
@audrey45063 жыл бұрын
I had a teacher that was exactly like this in high school. His class was super hard but he was a genuinely funny guy
@JohnJaggerJack2 жыл бұрын
@ 03:25 "...a (pen is) useful to have by your bed side...". Brilliant. Jeremy Clarkson brilliant.
@cornycogwheels4 жыл бұрын
"A pen is...useful for you to write things down... Y'know, so you don't forget it." That subtle hinting xD
@b.lonewolf4174 жыл бұрын
Hehe, yeah
@lukethompson77404 жыл бұрын
Yes, he said pen is
@beanboy49004 жыл бұрын
I dunno why people try to quote things from videos on KZbin and still manage to entirely misquote the whole thing
@kahnfatman3 жыл бұрын
You write down your DNA with than pen. Yes. You know it. My wife knows it. My son has not known that yet.
@vincem37482 жыл бұрын
🎶 Laaaaa!
@sassyghost_85 жыл бұрын
I love how right after he says “Oof, I’m sorry.” a third mushroom rises in a way that makes it look like it’s checking the other mushroom to see if it’s okay. 😂
@btchpants5 жыл бұрын
"Oof, I'm sorry." = broken penis joke
@bmcavazos915 жыл бұрын
😂 I had to rewind to that part and you're totally right lol hilarious and slightly adorable 😆
@MsPink07695 жыл бұрын
It looked very concerned.
@MissingPatel5 жыл бұрын
@@btchpants I somehow felt that on my penis. Power of male penis empathy I guess.
@aa01blue38 Жыл бұрын
it was not okay
@selenatheabyssalwitch74164 жыл бұрын
"It's in the tip of both of our tongue." "If it comes to you first, just spit it out." "I just can't put my finger on it." "You can't put your finger on it all day, and when you're in bed at night, it just pops up out of nowhere."
@setsurarara4 жыл бұрын
Its a pen
@ferp.20774 жыл бұрын
It like human male genetalia.
@lunasnowred44654 жыл бұрын
A pen is very usefull.
@aarongonzalez44584 жыл бұрын
@Virgen Weed Tiger beats lion bear beat both
@briishcabbage5684 жыл бұрын
@Virgen Weed r/woosh
@one_bad_mofo86583 жыл бұрын
"Well if it's on the tip of both our tongues, i'm sure it'll come to one of us sooner or later Jerry." My god, i'm done. DOOONNNE! *holds guts laughing*
@KennedyRose5 жыл бұрын
got an ad for Frozen 2 before the video started, then he says “this is Elsa”
@Kothar-5 жыл бұрын
Big brother Google is watching
@harukatakahashi88225 жыл бұрын
You're freaking lucky:3
@harukatakahashi88225 жыл бұрын
@@ericolens3 random but good to know:3
@finkejak5 жыл бұрын
To be fair, Frozen 2 is an amazing movie!
@wizardvozk58745 жыл бұрын
This guy is like David Attenborough's drunk cousin.
@inkedseahear5 жыл бұрын
He is the modern version of KZbin David Attenborough, with no professional experience or funding. But with a heart of passion and humor that touches everyone.
@LordZombitten5 жыл бұрын
Richard was also in that Christmas one with the girl from Matilda.
@LordZombitten5 жыл бұрын
@Chris Russell Home Alone definitely counts. So does Die Hard... and The Nightmare Before Christmas.
@dingovory5 жыл бұрын
So no one's gonna mention that the voice is an imitation of Morgan Freeman?
@Leto_05 жыл бұрын
@@dingovory I thought so too when I was young and ignant
@furioussherman72655 жыл бұрын
The double entendres here are a thing of beauty.
@curiousmiami5 жыл бұрын
No one does it better than him it's poetry hahaha
@GretchenJP5 жыл бұрын
I can't quite put my finger on what you're trying to say.
@eveakane65635 жыл бұрын
Just wait until he reviews the Rafflesia.
@winstonheard97695 жыл бұрын
We ventured dangerously close to single entendre territory lol
@quietone7485 жыл бұрын
Unlike Elsa. LOL
@Dragonslayer4204 жыл бұрын
"Fleshy origami" I will never see that the same way again
@tangent70784 жыл бұрын
2:09 is so funny. The little "oof, im sorry" gets me every time
@andrewroy92635 жыл бұрын
Me to myself: "You can do this. You are an adult. Don't laugh."
@sherlock78985 жыл бұрын
Andrew Roy Me ten minutes later: No I’m not an adult 🤣HaHaHa
@diannelavoie53855 жыл бұрын
Even if you don't laugh (how, I don't know), you'll definitely smirk.🤣
@andrewroy92635 жыл бұрын
@@diannelavoie5385 You got me on that one.
@micheleparker81235 жыл бұрын
I was so afraid to watch this episode... and I was right!😂🤣
@jakegonzalez80605 жыл бұрын
New challenge watch his videos without laughing let this challenge go viral immediately
@dacksonflux5 жыл бұрын
Don't listen to him, Jerry. Spitters are quitters.
@beachgirl45835 жыл бұрын
😂
@DemBigOlEyes5 жыл бұрын
Learn to swallow Jerry.
@TheKnitch5 жыл бұрын
Hahaha!! You win comment of the day.
@starprismblack5 жыл бұрын
kzbin.info/www/bejne/fIvJimCDhK18fM0 Dackson Flux
@godreaper53785 жыл бұрын
Lol
@erica225955 жыл бұрын
“A person with a sinus infection put an M80 in their nostrils.” Paint with words.
@bex34715 жыл бұрын
or blood and mucus
@seanrosenau20885 жыл бұрын
@@bex3471 yep, Jackson Pollock painting. LOL
@blountjuice49325 жыл бұрын
Eric Ayala I’m a black violinist! Check meh out!
@nihilismistheonlyway46805 жыл бұрын
yum yum
@earlgunman63255 жыл бұрын
@@blountjuice4932 Bitch, you're barely brown. Quit acting like you're the first black person to do it. Nobody gives a fuck. It is also funny that all of your shameless, self promoting posts have one like on them. This is the 4th post by you on a comment on this video out of the last 5 I have clicked on...all with that one single like. That is a dead giveaway that you like your own shit. That's just pathetic.
@tidela47145 жыл бұрын
Me: That’s disgusting. *Keeps watching anyway*
@lahlybird8955 жыл бұрын
About: True TRUE FACTS
@MsSaraKirkpatrick5 жыл бұрын
Same
@recoil535 жыл бұрын
Although I'd also like to see more of the kitten and puppy together.
@sarah37965 жыл бұрын
Haha I watched it twice
@kevopopout40825 жыл бұрын
Why did I do that too😂
@emoglobin21955 жыл бұрын
KZbin: Fun's over, everyone, only family friendly content from now on or else Zefrank: no
@necroarcanistxiii5 жыл бұрын
And that is how Zefrank dehw.
@gabimurray59555 жыл бұрын
But he didn't say penis
@clray1235 жыл бұрын
The funny part is that if it was you-know-what he would have to blur it out and put 18+ restriction on his video like it's been made by Satan. But an oozing stinkhorn is a-ok. This teaches you more about humanity than mushrooms.
@beachgirl45834 жыл бұрын
Gabi Murray, “A pen is...”
@funnyfungi1023 ай бұрын
Impressed by your timelapse work! The segment to [5:50] is a perfect blend of art and nature! 🌿
@Walter-fc3uq5 жыл бұрын
I guess smelling like a decaying corpse is how the stinkhorn fungi do.
@lorraine92425 жыл бұрын
or smelling like a bad case of crotch rot.
@annabella16505 жыл бұрын
Well, honey may attract files, but a rotting corpse will is fine as well.
@darwinxavier35165 жыл бұрын
And looks like a dildo-shaped wet turd.
@AI-zp6wx5 жыл бұрын
Me: peacefully sitting in a cinema, waiting for Frozen 2 to start, watching this to kill some time Ugly mushroom: shows up Narrator: This is ELSA Me: terrified
@sonicbfdiag70505 жыл бұрын
I guess Elsa needs to Let It Go
@ณภัทรแสงโสภาพรรณ-ผ6ห5 жыл бұрын
@@sonicbfdiag7050 get out
@bababooey35345 жыл бұрын
@@ณภัทรแสงโสภาพรรณ-ผ6ห what's your name in English?
@ณภัทรแสงโสภาพรรณ-ผ6ห5 жыл бұрын
@@bababooey3534 napat sangsopapan
@Whispen5 жыл бұрын
AI let spores go, LET SPORES GO, I am one with the flys and sky.
@lordseelenfresserdemonking11685 жыл бұрын
The fact this guy did the research on this proves he has a strong stomach
@BurnDoubt2 жыл бұрын
1:20 there's quite a mouthful of info coming up. I cannot stop consuming this content, thanks Jerry
@natetwooi9915 жыл бұрын
Note to self: Don't eat while watching this guy.
@treynewtod97435 жыл бұрын
Coward
@loganhowling56705 жыл бұрын
Too late
@djvasforever5 жыл бұрын
Spit it out
@Leroset5 жыл бұрын
I like to live dangerously. I ALWAYS eat when watching a ZeFrank video.
@natetwooi9915 жыл бұрын
Heh, think that's dangerous? Try eating while watching AVGN.
@sciencoking4 жыл бұрын
True story: I was walking in the forest, blissfully unaware these things existed, and ran into an octopus stinkhorn. The smell and sight were truly creepypasta material, let me tell you
@aset26634 жыл бұрын
Oh damn, honestly reminds me of the time I heard an elk make those screaming sounds. I was terrified--
@LML14154 жыл бұрын
Oh man that would be creeeeeepy. Did they smell strong?
@sciencoking4 жыл бұрын
@@LML1415 I could smell it from several meters away. Kinda like a cadaver but not really. Made me expect a dead animal anyway, maybe the size of a rabbit. It wasn't exactly a jump scare when I found it but I definitely gave it a weird stare for a good few seconds :)
@CanalTremocos4 жыл бұрын
For the last month, my daily covid hiking trail goes through a colony of common stinkhorns. It smells like the vegan version of a rotting carcass but what gets to me is the black goo on the tip.
@apassionatenerd.35643 жыл бұрын
Just Google those, I would've thought that was an alien or something
@adamhawks34605 жыл бұрын
The amused laughter of him going “There you go” at the beginning spoke to me
@DocBree135 жыл бұрын
Adam Hawks me to - and it creeped me out 😆
@jasonstough29344 жыл бұрын
As always, well done. Love the videos, very educational, and the narration is superb. True facts about the Aye Aye and true facts about the sloth are still my favorites. Absolute gold!!! Thank you
@sCube3695 жыл бұрын
"Well I'm sure that if it's at the tip of both of our tongues, it'll come to one of us. If it comes to you first, Jerry, just spit it out" Gold.
@Antifearn5 жыл бұрын
“A PEN IS useful to have by your bedside”- Ze Frank 2019
@Galiaverse5 жыл бұрын
I understood everything else, and _that's_ the one that goes over my head? =/
@AndrewCheshire5 жыл бұрын
Ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh. Got it. 😂
@TinyFoxTom5 жыл бұрын
That's _sounding_ like good advice!
@shymickey65 жыл бұрын
A penis is useful by your bedside??? I don't get the joke still. 🙁
@gingerreeves7225 жыл бұрын
@shymicky6 a PEN IS mightier, maybe?
@CrumpledPaperHearts5 жыл бұрын
“A pen is useful to have at your bedside...” I see what you did there.
@JohnCalebWarren5 жыл бұрын
They say the pen is mightier than the sword...
@Jikkuryuu5 жыл бұрын
I did not, until I read your comment. Thank you! :D
@AsymptoteInverse5 жыл бұрын
It's subtle.
@BlackShardStudio5 жыл бұрын
@@JohnCalebWarren The pen is mightier. Sean Connery's favorite category on Jeopardy.
@GoogleRuinsAnythingItTouches5 жыл бұрын
@@BlackShardStudio Analbum cover.
@queenbee3647 Жыл бұрын
"Its on the tip of your tongue too Jerry. Just spit it out". Hes the best. Jerry too.
@drownedgod5 жыл бұрын
I hated every second of this video. Here's my like.
@johnomacian55865 жыл бұрын
what about the puppy and kitten part
@himadrijoshi5 жыл бұрын
you couldn't possibly hate him saying "bebies" :D
@NougatNate5 жыл бұрын
1997 Honda civic **flashbacks of true facts about ducks** Ummmmm.... I beg to differ
@OlOleander5 жыл бұрын
Normally, I find these things funny. Couldn't tell you why, but with the time-lapse it became unsettling and repulsive, especially the red cage one.
@absalomdraconis5 жыл бұрын
@@OlOleander : Because they look like a horrible, horrible thing happened to some animal.
@deeraz5 жыл бұрын
"If it comes to you first Jerry, just spit it out!" And I almost spit out my coffee when I heard that :D
@kuyofficial94775 жыл бұрын
How are you hello i come from
@tenaseesherry5 жыл бұрын
I was watching this and my 16 year old says “Mom! Really?! That’s dirty!”. I’m still cracking up. 🤣😂🤣🤪🤣
@ShadowAraun5 жыл бұрын
@Chuckwagon king ok boomer.
@jamesallsupjuan95575 жыл бұрын
@@ShadowAraun ok zoomer
@jackielinde75685 жыл бұрын
My 17 year old refuses to watch the same videos as I do. Somehow, I think it would be wrong for me, as her father, to show her THIS video. I can't put my finger on why.
@paulwagner6885 жыл бұрын
If it comes to you, spit it out
@Naturestheway5 жыл бұрын
Nasty
@cintra6684 Жыл бұрын
I love listening to his videos when I go to sleep. It's nice to sleep with a chuckle.
@Sam_Hue5 жыл бұрын
When it grows it looks like a “ *Not-friendly-content* “
@bupcereal83845 жыл бұрын
1:31
@SlavicUnionGaming5 жыл бұрын
yeah it looks gross
@conspiracyspider5 жыл бұрын
"Insanely folded fleshy origami", well that's an image I'm not going to get rid of for awhile.
@theshuman1005 жыл бұрын
imagine jerry but folded more than six times. then when the time is right his heart would grow three times and inflate his body unfurling him in his true majesty. that, is how a stinkhorn do
@mmmhorsesteaks5 жыл бұрын
Yeah I've known girls like that.
@plokijum5 жыл бұрын
Your intestinal lining.
@mimszanadunstedt4415 жыл бұрын
*imagines a timelapse of people folding skin paper*
@sdfkjgh5 жыл бұрын
Mims Zanadustedt: Skin paper sounds like the name of an SCP. Either that, or a Melodic Death Metal band that loves to make obscured references to The Holocaust.
@diannelavoie53855 жыл бұрын
Now everybody say, "And that's how the stinkhorn fungi do", since he didn't.
@jermektubel5 жыл бұрын
I said it! And laughed out loud to myself like an idiot. I love living but hate myself 😆
@markmarinas94185 жыл бұрын
Because that is how the comment section do
@ThatCrazySylveonIsAtItAgain3 жыл бұрын
See, if this is how they taught all subjects in schools, the lessons would stick with us a lot longer.
@haleychristianson72465 жыл бұрын
i don’t know if i’m uncomfortable or mentally stable after watching this
@stevesansone30205 жыл бұрын
@ILoveAss couldn't have said it better myself
@isthataspider74105 жыл бұрын
Definitely not mentally stable
@treelance34645 жыл бұрын
“A pen is... useful” Fool me once, duck man
@Trident_Euclid5 жыл бұрын
Painis cupcake
@SettingsGear5 жыл бұрын
He will eat you :D
@christiancinnabars14025 жыл бұрын
*Random TF2 reference out of nowhere*
@mr.spiderthebug42735 жыл бұрын
Next time, when my mother asks me again, “why you don’t like mushrooms?” I will send her this video.
@stingerjohnny99515 жыл бұрын
Mr. Spider The Bug it makes me like them more...
@luna-p5 жыл бұрын
I will never question anyone again
@rancearnold80745 жыл бұрын
🤣😂🤣😂
@PlasmaStickMan5 жыл бұрын
Good thing these aren't the mushrooms that end up on my pizza or pasta then.
@ofthetree3 жыл бұрын
0:46 "The Puffball for instance needs a little squeeze... Oops! (chuckles)". Ha ha ha!
@robertanglin11385 жыл бұрын
“In some cases strong enough to break through concrete” breaks just trying to grow out of the ground
@beachgirl45835 жыл бұрын
That was David, the perennial failure (at 2:07).
@kedakat5 жыл бұрын
:-)
@drunksakuya75085 жыл бұрын
oof
@DinnerForkTongue5 жыл бұрын
Asphalt, not concrete.
@reetheturtle52955 жыл бұрын
It hit the glass of the container it was in
@microearthquake5 жыл бұрын
The dirty jokes at 1:45 went straight into my mind and I can't get it out.
@cowboykelly65905 жыл бұрын
Brielle : I know It seems it is ... ON THE TIP OF MY TONGUE , Strange ... IT REMINDS ME OF SOMETHING , just keep saying..... KITTENS AND PUPPIES... KITTENS AND PUPPIES... BAHAHAHA...
@LomasneyAaron4 жыл бұрын
Brielle アニメ化したい ya i bet you couldn’t get it out, you like big jokes dont you
@tayyang22654 жыл бұрын
God dammit good one
@tayyang22654 жыл бұрын
@@stidiot bro
@AnimeGamerCreater4 жыл бұрын
I was confused so i had to watch that part again to get it :'3 TvT
@shayburton49155 жыл бұрын
The fact that you laughed when you said “There you go” in the beginning makes me feel like you played a horrifying joke on us and I don’t know whether to laugh with you or just take an antipsychotic from seeing whatever Elsa just did.
@gavinbougher88255 жыл бұрын
How stupid are you
@DocBree135 жыл бұрын
😂
@gavinbougher88255 жыл бұрын
I didn't mean to comment that I just realized that I did, sorry Devea Gross
@liuyangyang25875 жыл бұрын
Gavin Bougher devia “gross” 💀
@gavinbougher88255 жыл бұрын
Hahahahhahaa oops
@sauletto1 Жыл бұрын
Ok... after watching this and the diabolically clever narration , I subscribed and am now going to do a thorough run through of all the other videos here. Awesomeness !
@renasance25 жыл бұрын
This makes up for how wholesome the last episode of True Facts was.
@blountjuice49325 жыл бұрын
I’m a black violinist! Check meh out! Renasance
@crrctd74645 жыл бұрын
Last episode i learned about anal tubes
@mattvaccaro90685 жыл бұрын
“That act like tiny little tee shirt cannons you might see at a game of sport.” A game of sport is officially how I’m referring to all sports.
@RipOffProductionsLLC4 жыл бұрын
it's a very British way to say things
@LomasneyAaron4 жыл бұрын
Matthew Vaccaro that doesnt seem very sporting
@Medkit11715 жыл бұрын
We’ve gotten to mushrooms. Next is dirt.
@dequan81695 жыл бұрын
A lot goes on in soil so I wouldn't mind a video on that haha
@mariannereilly66495 жыл бұрын
The way zefrank does it. I would watch it repetitively
@benjaminehren79655 жыл бұрын
ancient internet memes tell me that badger is next
@hellsingmongrel5 жыл бұрын
@@benjaminehren7965 Followed by snakes!
@maishaxxx10705 жыл бұрын
they're closer to animals than to plants;)
@kazodathree25204 жыл бұрын
You are by far the funniest dude ever...I love you and this channel so friggin much. Please upload more often, we are all deprived of your genius. I actually crave your videos...please end my suffering!
@davey12765 жыл бұрын
Rachel: she said gleeba Ross: gleeba isn’t a word
@beachgirl45835 жыл бұрын
Emma: but “gleba” is
@pelotasdad5 жыл бұрын
Birb it is now!
@nimzipow5 жыл бұрын
Exactly what I was thinking!!!
@tonibauer29495 жыл бұрын
Exactly what I was thinking!!!!!!🤣😂🤣😂
@Baizza5 жыл бұрын
I scrolled too long for this. Go up mate..
@kotatombs77335 жыл бұрын
I'm having a HARD time not laughing at this in a small cafe
@deluxeassortment5 жыл бұрын
I mean, is it NSFW or... I feel like I'm watching Rick and Morty
@mr.x83915 жыл бұрын
Naughty Girl!
@justjae42675 жыл бұрын
"...and then you are in bed at night, and it just pops up out of nowhere."
@TheBollysongs4 жыл бұрын
The dirtiest one I've seen so far, I giggled like a school girl......"I can't put my finger on it" tee hee ☺😂
@yotsubato35 жыл бұрын
1:14 I never have wanted to hear the words “fleshy origami” ever in my entire life whyyy
@clray1235 жыл бұрын
Now you have a nice new way of describing certain parts of anatomy. Which is totally restricted to fungi, of course.
@yotsubato35 жыл бұрын
@@clray123 wouldn't exactly describe it as "nice" but yes, I will start using it for everything now
@vladimirlagos26885 жыл бұрын
The man just never runs out of material, my respects.
@jazmindodds5 жыл бұрын
The world is too interesting for that
@Sevofthesands5 жыл бұрын
As long as the world is weird there will never be a loss of material for satire.
@igortarasow5 жыл бұрын
Considering im in university studying biology, and still don't know a portion of organisms in his videos, then he definitely has enough material for many years to come
@sirgraveson45685 жыл бұрын
I was not prepared for this, but I regret nothing
@holographicbunny32975 жыл бұрын
SirGraveson That is how the Stinkhorn do.
@mjade16735 жыл бұрын
😄same✌
@howiluig4 жыл бұрын
thank you for the puppy and kitten before. i really needed it after this whole ordeal
@x9x9x9x9x95 жыл бұрын
I love when these videos have that older feel. The immature jokes bring me back to old zefrank and I love it.