True Facts: Stinkhorns

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Ze Frank

Ze Frank

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@tomhewitt8017
@tomhewitt8017 5 жыл бұрын
2:08 "This slime is- oof... I'm sorry" We all felt that one, Gerry
@tomhewitt8017
@tomhewitt8017 4 жыл бұрын
Half of us anyway
@DjFreemode
@DjFreemode 4 жыл бұрын
Literally broke himself in half.
@notmyhairyarmpits
@notmyhairyarmpits 4 жыл бұрын
The middle mushroom: 'OH FU-!!'
@ChatterGaming
@ChatterGaming 4 жыл бұрын
Deeee xD
@Peng_Pong
@Peng_Pong 4 жыл бұрын
It slowly started yellowing
@BBHexKey
@BBHexKey 5 жыл бұрын
"If it comes to you first Jerry, just spit it out."
@TK-ij2xi
@TK-ij2xi 5 жыл бұрын
This is the comment I scrolled for.
@kuro1803
@kuro1803 5 жыл бұрын
TK W same
@TK-ij2xi
@TK-ij2xi 5 жыл бұрын
@@kuro1803 Great minds... So far we're in the company of 110 great minds that think alike!
@Rustman80
@Rustman80 5 жыл бұрын
"It's on the tip of my tongue. It's on the tip your tongue too Jerry."
@djgoodot
@djgoodot 5 жыл бұрын
This is the comment I hoped not to see..
@SilvioMDante
@SilvioMDante 5 жыл бұрын
And that ladies and gents, is how the Stinkhorn Mushroom do.
@Menderino
@Menderino 5 жыл бұрын
Hello dr meeem lel
@Notnathanlikeschicken
@Notnathanlikeschicken 5 жыл бұрын
xavier marcha That's the joke
@coldpulse8477
@coldpulse8477 5 жыл бұрын
Ew
@shelly_asmr
@shelly_asmr 5 жыл бұрын
I miss him saying that!
@AngelaSmith_1970
@AngelaSmith_1970 7 ай бұрын
But he forgot about the stinkhorn mushroom that’s said to be the world’s most potent aphrodisiac 😂 don’t believe me, look up stinkhorn mushroom that can make a person climax just by smelling it and be grateful it’s called a stinkhorn for a reason 😂
@jimmyhamm9737
@jimmyhamm9737 3 жыл бұрын
CAN BREAK THRU ASPHALT; DAMN THAT IS A STRONG STIFFY.
@nordicfalcon
@nordicfalcon 3 жыл бұрын
And this is why I read the comments section ☕️ For this quality gold. Thank you.
@cavvieira
@cavvieira 3 жыл бұрын
That's just Tuesdays.
@KrotowX
@KrotowX 3 жыл бұрын
Stiffy is already from OzzyMan's lexicon.
@lavetissene339
@lavetissene339 3 жыл бұрын
Bri'ish
@scottperkins5038
@scottperkins5038 3 жыл бұрын
I am unable to fathom why this needs to be in app caps but I'm glad it is godspeed sir.
@Xiquarius
@Xiquarius 5 жыл бұрын
The genuine "Oof, I'm sorry" as the mushroom broke apart broke me.
@joshuarorrer1813
@joshuarorrer1813 5 жыл бұрын
Same here! It took me a minute to realize this man said "oof". I'm still laughing!
@adriennefigueroa2216
@adriennefigueroa2216 5 жыл бұрын
That was one of several parts of this video that had me in tears! So good 👍😂
@fandomguy8025
@fandomguy8025 5 жыл бұрын
We all have bad days, even mushrooms.
@jonathandonley3299
@jonathandonley3299 5 жыл бұрын
Yeah. That's about when the tears started in the middle of laughing so hard.
@charleschidsey6192
@charleschidsey6192 5 жыл бұрын
“All the little spore bebbes are off into the world”. Oddly comforting.
@breakingames7772
@breakingames7772 5 жыл бұрын
Then a schammi spits on it, then rubs it
@Valvex_
@Valvex_ 5 жыл бұрын
@@breakingames7772 xD
@goreobsessed2308
@goreobsessed2308 5 жыл бұрын
@@breakingames7772 we ain't talking plumbis :p
@himadrijoshi
@himadrijoshi 5 жыл бұрын
bebbes
@j.s.1816
@j.s.1816 5 жыл бұрын
Indeed.
@biscuit4658
@biscuit4658 5 жыл бұрын
i’m scared and fascinated at the same time
@beachgirl4583
@beachgirl4583 5 жыл бұрын
I’m revolted and fascinated.
@starmaker75
@starmaker75 5 жыл бұрын
That nature for you.
@mohmu9
@mohmu9 5 жыл бұрын
that's what she said
@davidhollenshead4892
@davidhollenshead4892 5 жыл бұрын
Try looking up the female ginkgo tree, as its fruit smells like vomit mixed with rotting flesh...
@someonessecondaltaccount6932
@someonessecondaltaccount6932 Жыл бұрын
Who isn't
@penelopeclaire539
@penelopeclaire539 3 жыл бұрын
I finished a whole bowl of chili watching this video and I didn't even hesitate for a single bite out of sheer willpower. I just want you to know I'm really proud of myself for succeeding at that.
@pimpasskilla2814
@pimpasskilla2814 3 жыл бұрын
why would you said that bro that's racist
@VergilSparda69
@VergilSparda69 2 жыл бұрын
@@pimpasskilla2814 bro what??
@smoochysmoochy7267
@smoochysmoochy7267 Жыл бұрын
🤣🤣🤣
@smoochysmoochy7267
@smoochysmoochy7267 Жыл бұрын
@@pimpasskilla2814 Blah Blah Blah YEaH...Everything is racist now🤢😜
@darrellcook8253
@darrellcook8253 Жыл бұрын
It tried to change the flavor of my desert, a strawberry sundae.
@Keyboardkat3
@Keyboardkat3 5 жыл бұрын
"Or a person with a sinus infection put an m-80 in his nostril" I swear all of Zefranks analogies are pure gold
@satriyoajiP
@satriyoajiP 5 жыл бұрын
i must say i agree with u
@asshole9191
@asshole9191 5 жыл бұрын
If loudness were silence they would be the loudest birds
@riversong4997
@riversong4997 2 жыл бұрын
My favorite is, "Like a lactose-intolerant cheesemaker, the cuttlefish is unaware of its own gift."
@james3098
@james3098 Жыл бұрын
Not forgetting "to imagine this, imagine something you can't even imagine"
@janeilnold5863
@janeilnold5863 5 жыл бұрын
*tip breaks off the fungus “Ooof, I’m sorry.”
@nocturnal0072
@nocturnal0072 5 жыл бұрын
Imagine something like that happens to your junk. I cringed immediately.
@talon310calif
@talon310calif 5 жыл бұрын
I felt sorry too.
@carolnorton2551
@carolnorton2551 5 жыл бұрын
I laughed till I hurt !
@diamondbrony8550
@diamondbrony8550 5 жыл бұрын
roblox player
@catyoga3691
@catyoga3691 5 жыл бұрын
@@nocturnal0072 it not just breaks off it's ripped
@taragallowaymerryman
@taragallowaymerryman 4 жыл бұрын
I never get tired of hearing him the word “babies”.
@krizhadia9906
@krizhadia9906 4 жыл бұрын
bebis hahahahha
@krizhadia9906
@krizhadia9906 4 жыл бұрын
Bebes i mean hahaha
@rosemariegibson2010
@rosemariegibson2010 4 жыл бұрын
Bebes
@katyanaa
@katyanaa 4 жыл бұрын
Bebeys
@BobJones-rs3wy
@BobJones-rs3wy 4 жыл бұрын
I like it when he says "byurrd".
@Vincenttst
@Vincenttst 4 жыл бұрын
when he said Glebur, I had a feeling he was advertising a Plumbus.
@guyonthecouch136
@guyonthecouch136 4 жыл бұрын
I died
@pscyking
@pscyking 4 жыл бұрын
This is what happens when God spends Edible Sunday binge-watching Rick & Morty and retconning evolution.
@28russ
@28russ 3 жыл бұрын
Just commented it sounded like they were making a Plumbus haha
@TheStunnerFTW
@TheStunnerFTW 3 жыл бұрын
Gleba* smh
@AngelaSmith_1970
@AngelaSmith_1970 7 ай бұрын
🤣🙌🏽💀👻
@caden0622
@caden0622 5 жыл бұрын
“It’s all over rather quickly...” Well, I tried my best. No need to be demanding.
@suryaniningsih5619
@suryaniningsih5619 5 жыл бұрын
LP
@jama17gill
@jama17gill 5 жыл бұрын
I think that thing belonged to Jeffrey Epstein?!
@sailormoonstone5172
@sailormoonstone5172 5 жыл бұрын
These comments are so great. I’ll always love this channel
@Mortthemoose
@Mortthemoose 5 жыл бұрын
😂😂😂😂😂 ohhhh, I have tears of laughter rolling down my face, first from the video, then from the comments section!
@hairyfrog429
@hairyfrog429 3 жыл бұрын
😂
@thatgirlwithbangs
@thatgirlwithbangs 5 жыл бұрын
“If it comes to you first Jerry, just spit it out.” I laughed so hard omg
@varietyvideozone
@varietyvideozone 5 жыл бұрын
Gabi me too 😂
@CherryBeScary
@CherryBeScary 5 жыл бұрын
The only man with a voice that makes me WANT to learn something gross
@cowboykelly6590
@cowboykelly6590 5 жыл бұрын
Cherry : So True
@LomasneyAaron
@LomasneyAaron 4 жыл бұрын
Cherry Plays i read this with a comma after something
@xenon1585
@xenon1585 4 жыл бұрын
True
@narcfreekeekee9168
@narcfreekeekee9168 4 жыл бұрын
Cherry Plays so that’s why I’m still watching
@eno4516
@eno4516 4 жыл бұрын
My phobias are screaming
@jdsbees3257
@jdsbees3257 3 жыл бұрын
The stinkhorn eggs are edible. They have a slightly radish-like and water chestnut taste and texture. According to them, Stinkhorn witch's eggs can be eaten raw or cooked, and remind the chef more of vegetables than mushroom in their flavors.
@Liz-sc3np
@Liz-sc3np Жыл бұрын
Eww noo!
@jdsbees3257
@jdsbees3257 Жыл бұрын
@@Liz-sc3np Oddly, the eggs don’t have any bad odor, they do t start stinking until they sprout. Still didn’t keep me from staying as far as my shovel handle would reach, away from them. When something stinks so bad you can smell it from 20-30 feet away, it’s not meant to be eaten, touched, or anything else, except maybe covered up with dirt and hidden.
@irpsicologiayeducaciongrup8251
@irpsicologiayeducaciongrup8251 Жыл бұрын
So kinda... nutty
@foolishsamurai
@foolishsamurai 5 жыл бұрын
Me: "Oh mushrooms, my dad likes mushrooms, he will enjoy this one" 10 mins later me : "Jerry spit it out"
@thatyepez
@thatyepez 5 жыл бұрын
I thought Elsa was an injured turtle at first, would’ve been horrifying if there was no audio
@Grab_001
@Grab_001 5 жыл бұрын
“Local tortoise at the zoo explodes onto the viewing glass, traumatizing every child present. ROLL THE CLIP.”
@danio6704
@danio6704 5 жыл бұрын
Same
@TheReaverOfDarkness
@TheReaverOfDarkness 5 жыл бұрын
"Get the popcorn!" "It's in the tortoise cage!"
@williamjackson194
@williamjackson194 5 жыл бұрын
I can only imagine the person trying to put in their head phones while the video plays.
@miko57wang
@miko57wang 5 жыл бұрын
I was watching this with no audio. This was in fact traumatizing.
@thewarlocke5303
@thewarlocke5303 5 жыл бұрын
I was not prepared for how horrifying and hilarious this turned out to be
@deborahhanna6640
@deborahhanna6640 5 жыл бұрын
No one ever is....
@muhammadalvarezafannani2922
@muhammadalvarezafannani2922 3 жыл бұрын
if you never seen an stinkhorn before, heres a clip of a kitten an puppy best quote of the day
@Genetics80
@Genetics80 5 жыл бұрын
"True facts is not appropriate for children, or adults who don't act like children." -Zefrank
@professionalcommenter
@professionalcommenter 5 жыл бұрын
@@ericolens3 Ha ha ha!
@danielb270
@danielb270 5 жыл бұрын
@Pseudo Typos it is a quote from another "True facts" vide (just so you know)
@gabriel300010
@gabriel300010 5 жыл бұрын
@@ericolens3 no you will have adolescence. Your puberty was your midlife crisis.
@theresatyler4043
@theresatyler4043 5 жыл бұрын
@@gabriel300010 lolololololol...!!!
@GameCaveMA
@GameCaveMA 5 жыл бұрын
COPPA will still fine him
@drtlhaupt
@drtlhaupt 4 жыл бұрын
an adult voice with the humor of a 13 year old. my kind of guy. lol
@HayTatsuko
@HayTatsuko 4 жыл бұрын
And one who is in fact quite genius in his overall work. Don't let the humor fool ya -- Mr. Frank has a degree in neuroscience. He's done numerous TED Talks, too. The best humor comes from a smart dude with the 'tude of an early teen, who doesn't give any flips about who might be offended. Sophomoric humor at its zenith, y'all.
@lilmike2710
@lilmike2710 4 жыл бұрын
Ikr. Farts, poop and dingdongs.
@NinoNiemanThe1st
@NinoNiemanThe1st 4 жыл бұрын
A not-that-funny 13 year old though.
@hjalfi
@hjalfi 3 жыл бұрын
As I've heard it put: "Not for children, or adults who don't behave like children"
@lillyaarhaus9368
@lillyaarhaus9368 3 жыл бұрын
Dude same! People are way to serious nowadays
@АлександърМакедонски-х7т
@АлександърМакедонски-х7т 5 жыл бұрын
Spit it out, Jerry!
@Squashed8Ball
@Squashed8Ball 5 жыл бұрын
No innuendo in that line at all. None. Nada. Zilch!
@jerska100
@jerska100 5 жыл бұрын
The funny thing is my name is actually Jerry n i started laughing so hard.
@donnovandalusong266
@donnovandalusong266 5 жыл бұрын
"JERRY ITS NO USE HIDING ANYMORE "
@DedEternal
@DedEternal 5 жыл бұрын
Phallus erectus
@ryotaarai3816
@ryotaarai3816 5 жыл бұрын
Like he said, a PEN IS useful to write it down when you remember what it looks like 😉
@PuFFerTV98368
@PuFFerTV98368 4 жыл бұрын
The dialogue in this video is beyond excellent, also the chronometer interrupted cinematography is a pleasure to allow my rods and cones to interpret the reflected images along my optic nerve. The sensations my brain feels as it adjust my serotonin levels reminds me of something pleasurable. I HIGHLY recommend this collection of 1 & 0’s
@walihamid4104
@walihamid4104 5 жыл бұрын
That first clip was something out of a horror movie.
@TH3C001
@TH3C001 5 жыл бұрын
The flashing lights toward the end really give it that vibe. Like a scene from John Carpenter's The Thing.
@hebleh5771
@hebleh5771 5 жыл бұрын
@ss naw fuck that
@deidjera
@deidjera 5 жыл бұрын
Kinda looks like the blob emerging from the comet.
@timeatop8836
@timeatop8836 5 жыл бұрын
Acknowledge
@ItsJustLisa
@ItsJustLisa 5 жыл бұрын
Nibbler800, you don’t know these True Facts videos very well, do you.
@madcasual1111
@madcasual1111 5 жыл бұрын
“Elsa would like to show you something” Me: could she like, not, though
@zakrylee9918
@zakrylee9918 5 жыл бұрын
Madison Curry LOL
@hannahkalter5405
@hannahkalter5405 5 жыл бұрын
Madison Curry honestly though 😂
@OpalSilkMoth
@OpalSilkMoth 5 жыл бұрын
Don't be rude! She's very shy and it took alot of courage for her to show us!
@madcasual1111
@madcasual1111 5 жыл бұрын
Yuri Trash I never consented 😡😡😤😤
@zakrylee9918
@zakrylee9918 5 жыл бұрын
@@OpalSilkMoth The way you said that made me very uncomfortable I don't know why LOL.
@montybishop2367
@montybishop2367 5 жыл бұрын
I could have gone my whole life not knowing these existed
@opalescentrosesb.w.3774
@opalescentrosesb.w.3774 5 жыл бұрын
Be happy you've never smelled it, it's bad...
@tomolife45
@tomolife45 5 жыл бұрын
69likes
@atoka2206
@atoka2206 5 жыл бұрын
Few days ago one was growing behind our workshop and i kicked it, and it severed. The next day it was bigger than before and i was like what in the actual fuck is this? lol
@hazydoom69
@hazydoom69 5 жыл бұрын
@@atoka2206 the hydra of mushrooms
@davidhollenshead4892
@davidhollenshead4892 5 жыл бұрын
Try looking up the female ginkgo tree, as its fruit smells like vomit mixed with rotting flesh.....
@horsegranola
@horsegranola 3 жыл бұрын
My very first college professor showed us “true facts about the owl” back in 2013. It calmed me down a lot and made me laugh! Thank you ☺️
@kylestubbs8867
@kylestubbs8867 5 жыл бұрын
zefrank1: The world's first writer of nature documentary erotica.
@danieltaber4924
@danieltaber4924 5 жыл бұрын
Most assuredly not.
@remanjecarter2787
@remanjecarter2787 5 жыл бұрын
When is he gonna publish a book Asking for a friend
@cannedmusic
@cannedmusic 5 жыл бұрын
at least the first you can really wrap your han...HEAD around
@MrMakavcio
@MrMakavcio 5 жыл бұрын
Oh boy. you must be new to the internet. I salute your innocence
@siawsebastian9089
@siawsebastian9089 5 жыл бұрын
I think that's Jerry.
@mariacillan9668
@mariacillan9668 5 жыл бұрын
"If it comes to you first, Jerry, just spit it out" ISTG THIS IS THE BEST INNUENDO JOKE I'VE EVER HEARD
@KeeganRobbins
@KeeganRobbins 5 жыл бұрын
That, and him sneaking in the words "pen is" at the end. 😂
@Blackvoid2me
@Blackvoid2me 5 жыл бұрын
But what if I wanna keep it in....do I get a surprise at the end?....
@extremenatureandfriends
@extremenatureandfriends 5 жыл бұрын
Maybe for a 12 yo
@celestialrenamon
@celestialrenamon 5 жыл бұрын
And he sets this up during no nut November lol
@TheLynx30
@TheLynx30 5 жыл бұрын
@@extremenatureandfriends nah
@aliquid0
@aliquid0 4 жыл бұрын
"it's kind of like a cave troll took a stab at inventing a daisy..." GOLD
@TF2CrunchyFrog
@TF2CrunchyFrog 4 жыл бұрын
"Ees good daisy! Urgl proud!"
@oriontigley5089
@oriontigley5089 4 жыл бұрын
*He did his best damnit!*
@WillShakes423
@WillShakes423 4 жыл бұрын
"Or a person with a sinus infection put an M-80 in his nostrils."
@tvm-manducktv8375
@tvm-manducktv8375 4 жыл бұрын
(●´ω`●)Please see my KZbin^_^
@DamianSiIvers
@DamianSiIvers 3 жыл бұрын
"Can break through concrete" A few seconds later Buckles under own weight*
@Biodeamon
@Biodeamon 3 жыл бұрын
being able to support weight and exert force are too different things
@cavvieira
@cavvieira 3 жыл бұрын
Sounds accurate.
@IronicHavoc
@IronicHavoc 3 жыл бұрын
Some species can
@tsrmmercy836
@tsrmmercy836 3 жыл бұрын
@@Biodeamon yeah but they mostly CORRELATE
@CJM-rg5rt
@CJM-rg5rt 3 жыл бұрын
It snagged on whatever that background is when it was growing. It kinda proves it's strength rather than disproves it. Certainly didn't break from It's own weight.
@ArcaneAzmadi
@ArcaneAzmadi 5 жыл бұрын
This is both the grossest and most innuendo-laden episode of True Facts ever.
@tmrmilano
@tmrmilano 5 жыл бұрын
Nope, watch lemurs…
@animallovercb6931
@animallovercb6931 5 жыл бұрын
Or ducks
@Gnomeitall
@Gnomeitall 5 жыл бұрын
The Frog is pretty bad, gross-wise.
@adriennefigueroa2216
@adriennefigueroa2216 5 жыл бұрын
The duck one is a favorite for sure!
@dontfeedthetrolls9798
@dontfeedthetrolls9798 5 жыл бұрын
Disagree on the grossest. How koala babies eat. Didn't need to know that.
@bocodamondo
@bocodamondo 4 жыл бұрын
this whole video is just one giant innuendo joke
@viereuro8166
@viereuro8166 4 жыл бұрын
bocodamondo can u post more?
@MockedClown
@MockedClown 4 жыл бұрын
Why is channel no longer creating videos
@ianbuilds7712
@ianbuilds7712 4 жыл бұрын
A pen is... Good to keep by your bedside Incase it comes to you in your sleep😂😂. If it comes to you first just spit it out...
@donaldbrown7715
@donaldbrown7715 4 жыл бұрын
Well,yes,I do believe you are correct. I also believe that is part of the reason people keep watching every video he makes. ;-)
@donaldbrown7715
@donaldbrown7715 4 жыл бұрын
builds ahahaha, too funny, I mean, he really milked it for every drop,didnt he? Oops, I just did it myself.oh my
@humboldt2087
@humboldt2087 5 жыл бұрын
Did anyone else get shivers when "Elsa" emerged at the beginning of the video?
@hectorrosales9752
@hectorrosales9752 5 жыл бұрын
Yeah, I ain't afraid of holes, but my trypophobia kicked hard as fuck with that clip.
@SSName
@SSName 5 жыл бұрын
Look inside the holes. *HURLS*
@meijimontage803
@meijimontage803 5 жыл бұрын
Let it go guys
@SSName
@SSName 5 жыл бұрын
The holes never bothered me anyway
@compherut
@compherut 5 жыл бұрын
Erick O'Donnell I actually screamed
@stillme4084
@stillme4084 2 жыл бұрын
This disturbed me very much. Thank you & please make more videos. It soothes me to know there are people more kooky than I.
@cynthiawilson4500
@cynthiawilson4500 Жыл бұрын
Yes you are home
@skinisdelicious3365
@skinisdelicious3365 5 жыл бұрын
The kitten and puppy wasnt enough
@Couchpotaytoooo
@Couchpotaytoooo 4 жыл бұрын
I need more eye bleach
@ridzmanaliff6651
@ridzmanaliff6651 4 жыл бұрын
@@Couchpotaytoooo use vanish
@ashurad_fox5991
@ashurad_fox5991 4 жыл бұрын
wait, what do you mean oh god, where is the kitten and the puppy?!
@rhiacorvalis4302
@rhiacorvalis4302 5 жыл бұрын
"It's on the tip of my tongue, it's on the tip of your tongue too--" He knew what he was doing.
@alexmelik4030
@alexmelik4030 5 жыл бұрын
69...
@danielbandamoreno9811
@danielbandamoreno9811 4 жыл бұрын
@@alexmelik4030 Nice
@MasterLittica
@MasterLittica 4 жыл бұрын
That's how Zefran1 Do
@darrius3685
@darrius3685 4 жыл бұрын
"If it comes to you first spit it out" smh lol
@rhiacorvalis4302
@rhiacorvalis4302 4 жыл бұрын
@@darrius3685 lol
@The85F0X
@The85F0X 5 жыл бұрын
If pornos were narrated, this would be the voice.
@benthomason3307
@benthomason3307 5 жыл бұрын
wrong, it'd be Markiplier's voice.
@granola661
@granola661 5 жыл бұрын
oops! haha
@redflame300
@redflame300 5 жыл бұрын
@@benthomason3307 meh
@loriw.9166
@loriw.9166 5 жыл бұрын
😂
@Yoanka
@Yoanka 5 жыл бұрын
@@benthomason3307 Oh yes, hahah. I feel like his frequent use of words like "goober" would lend itself to this role perfectly.
@Brett_trejo11
@Brett_trejo11 2 ай бұрын
Mushroom did wonders in my life. I could remember several years ago after divorce with my wife which brought me into my disastrous journey on Alcohol and cigarettes. I suffered severe depression and mental disorder. Got diagnosed with cptsd. Not until a friend recommended me to psilocybin mushrooms treatment. Psilocybin treatment saved my life honestly. 8 years totally clean. Much respect to mother nature the great magic shrooms.
@Josh-k7e
@Josh-k7e 2 ай бұрын
I love hearing great life changing stories like this. I want to become a mycologist because honestly mushrooms are the best form of medicine (most especially the psychedelic ones) There are so many people today used magic mushrooms to ween off of SSRI medication- its amazing! Years back i wrote an entire essay about psychedelics. they saved you from death buddy, lets be honest here.
@ErnestoHorner88
@ErnestoHorner88 2 ай бұрын
Can you help me with the reliable source 🙏. I'm 56 and have suffered for years with addiction, anxiety and severe ptsd, I got my panic attacks under control myself years ago and they have come back with a vengeance, I'm constantly trying to take full breaths but can't get the full satisfying breath out, it's absolutely crippling me, i live in Germany. I don't know much about these mushrooms. Really need a reliable source!! Can't wait to get them
@CathieGomez-mp8sk
@CathieGomez-mp8sk 2 ай бұрын
Yes Predroshrooms
@Micnesia-c1l
@Micnesia-c1l 2 ай бұрын
I'm so very happy for you mate, Psilocybin is absolutely amazing, the way it shows you things, the way it teaches you things. I can not believe our world and our people shows less interest about it's helpfulness to humanity. It's love. The mushrooms heals people by showing the truth, it would be so beneficial for so many people, especially politicians and the rich who have lost their way and every other persons out there.
@EdwardJacob-x8o
@EdwardJacob-x8o 2 ай бұрын
Where can I find him? Can I Google this dude
@lordtachanka903
@lordtachanka903 5 жыл бұрын
“A PEN IS useful to keep by your bedside” lmfao
@nihilismistheonlyway4680
@nihilismistheonlyway4680 5 жыл бұрын
oooooh shit I JUST got that...🤦‍♀️
@iwal1645
@iwal1645 5 жыл бұрын
Don't you mean "PENNIES"?
@Karin_Allen
@Karin_Allen 5 жыл бұрын
Dang, that joke shot right past me.
@glorioskey
@glorioskey 5 жыл бұрын
On I'm slow
@awaspthatswatchingyou4559
@awaspthatswatchingyou4559 5 жыл бұрын
All hail Lord Chanka
@aussiebloke609
@aussiebloke609 5 жыл бұрын
Loving all the innuendo and double entendre...and just to finish it off, the colloquially-named stinkhorn is more correctly called _Phallus Impudicus._ Which is a bit of a mouthful...no, that didn't sound good at all. :-P
@Cayde-6sHorn
@Cayde-6sHorn 4 жыл бұрын
Read that in his voice. Instant to tier comment.
@alrune8
@alrune8 4 жыл бұрын
It's actually latin for "scandalous penis", i wonder why...
@bornontherimofchaos
@bornontherimofchaos 4 жыл бұрын
😂😂😂😂
@mitzinicoleritter211
@mitzinicoleritter211 4 жыл бұрын
LMBO😂
@Danae78
@Danae78 4 жыл бұрын
Loll ooo... so rated R.
@Peaceful-Sheep
@Peaceful-Sheep 4 жыл бұрын
The biology teacher every student dreamed of. 😂
@邹捷-z5y
@邹捷-z5y 4 жыл бұрын
"Emma just said gleba!"
@CanalTremocos
@CanalTremocos 4 жыл бұрын
The biology student every teacher dreads.
@Tengu125
@Tengu125 3 жыл бұрын
@@CanalTremocos It's Yin and Yang; can't have one without the other.
@Mothbean
@Mothbean 3 жыл бұрын
My marine bio teacher actually used True Facts videos to help teach
@audrey4506
@audrey4506 3 жыл бұрын
I had a teacher that was exactly like this in high school. His class was super hard but he was a genuinely funny guy
@JohnJaggerJack
@JohnJaggerJack 2 жыл бұрын
@ 03:25 "...a (pen is) useful to have by your bed side...". Brilliant. Jeremy Clarkson brilliant.
@cornycogwheels
@cornycogwheels 4 жыл бұрын
"A pen is...useful for you to write things down... Y'know, so you don't forget it." That subtle hinting xD
@b.lonewolf417
@b.lonewolf417 4 жыл бұрын
Hehe, yeah
@lukethompson7740
@lukethompson7740 4 жыл бұрын
Yes, he said pen is
@beanboy4900
@beanboy4900 4 жыл бұрын
I dunno why people try to quote things from videos on KZbin and still manage to entirely misquote the whole thing
@kahnfatman
@kahnfatman 3 жыл бұрын
You write down your DNA with than pen. Yes. You know it. My wife knows it. My son has not known that yet.
@vincem3748
@vincem3748 2 жыл бұрын
🎶 Laaaaa!
@sassyghost_8
@sassyghost_8 5 жыл бұрын
I love how right after he says “Oof, I’m sorry.” a third mushroom rises in a way that makes it look like it’s checking the other mushroom to see if it’s okay. 😂
@btchpants
@btchpants 5 жыл бұрын
"Oof, I'm sorry." = broken penis joke
@bmcavazos91
@bmcavazos91 5 жыл бұрын
😂 I had to rewind to that part and you're totally right lol hilarious and slightly adorable 😆
@MsPink0769
@MsPink0769 5 жыл бұрын
It looked very concerned.
@MissingPatel
@MissingPatel 5 жыл бұрын
@@btchpants I somehow felt that on my penis. Power of male penis empathy I guess.
@aa01blue38
@aa01blue38 Жыл бұрын
it was not okay
@selenatheabyssalwitch7416
@selenatheabyssalwitch7416 4 жыл бұрын
"It's in the tip of both of our tongue." "If it comes to you first, just spit it out." "I just can't put my finger on it." "You can't put your finger on it all day, and when you're in bed at night, it just pops up out of nowhere."
@setsurarara
@setsurarara 4 жыл бұрын
Its a pen
@ferp.2077
@ferp.2077 4 жыл бұрын
It like human male genetalia.
@lunasnowred4465
@lunasnowred4465 4 жыл бұрын
A pen is very usefull.
@aarongonzalez4458
@aarongonzalez4458 4 жыл бұрын
@Virgen Weed Tiger beats lion bear beat both
@briishcabbage568
@briishcabbage568 4 жыл бұрын
@Virgen Weed r/woosh
@one_bad_mofo8658
@one_bad_mofo8658 3 жыл бұрын
"Well if it's on the tip of both our tongues, i'm sure it'll come to one of us sooner or later Jerry." My god, i'm done. DOOONNNE! *holds guts laughing*
@KennedyRose
@KennedyRose 5 жыл бұрын
got an ad for Frozen 2 before the video started, then he says “this is Elsa”
@Kothar-
@Kothar- 5 жыл бұрын
Big brother Google is watching
@harukatakahashi8822
@harukatakahashi8822 5 жыл бұрын
You're freaking lucky:3
@harukatakahashi8822
@harukatakahashi8822 5 жыл бұрын
@@ericolens3 random but good to know:3
@finkejak
@finkejak 5 жыл бұрын
To be fair, Frozen 2 is an amazing movie!
@wizardvozk5874
@wizardvozk5874 5 жыл бұрын
This guy is like David Attenborough's drunk cousin.
@inkedseahear
@inkedseahear 5 жыл бұрын
He is the modern version of KZbin David Attenborough, with no professional experience or funding. But with a heart of passion and humor that touches everyone.
@LordZombitten
@LordZombitten 5 жыл бұрын
Richard was also in that Christmas one with the girl from Matilda.
@LordZombitten
@LordZombitten 5 жыл бұрын
@Chris Russell Home Alone definitely counts. So does Die Hard... and The Nightmare Before Christmas.
@dingovory
@dingovory 5 жыл бұрын
So no one's gonna mention that the voice is an imitation of Morgan Freeman?
@Leto_0
@Leto_0 5 жыл бұрын
@@dingovory I thought so too when I was young and ignant
@furioussherman7265
@furioussherman7265 5 жыл бұрын
The double entendres here are a thing of beauty.
@curiousmiami
@curiousmiami 5 жыл бұрын
No one does it better than him it's poetry hahaha
@GretchenJP
@GretchenJP 5 жыл бұрын
I can't quite put my finger on what you're trying to say.
@eveakane6563
@eveakane6563 5 жыл бұрын
Just wait until he reviews the Rafflesia.
@winstonheard9769
@winstonheard9769 5 жыл бұрын
We ventured dangerously close to single entendre territory lol
@quietone748
@quietone748 5 жыл бұрын
Unlike Elsa. LOL
@Dragonslayer420
@Dragonslayer420 4 жыл бұрын
"Fleshy origami" I will never see that the same way again
@tangent7078
@tangent7078 4 жыл бұрын
2:09 is so funny. The little "oof, im sorry" gets me every time
@andrewroy9263
@andrewroy9263 5 жыл бұрын
Me to myself: "You can do this. You are an adult. Don't laugh."
@sherlock7898
@sherlock7898 5 жыл бұрын
Andrew Roy Me ten minutes later: No I’m not an adult 🤣HaHaHa
@diannelavoie5385
@diannelavoie5385 5 жыл бұрын
Even if you don't laugh (how, I don't know), you'll definitely smirk.🤣
@andrewroy9263
@andrewroy9263 5 жыл бұрын
@@diannelavoie5385 You got me on that one.
@micheleparker8123
@micheleparker8123 5 жыл бұрын
I was so afraid to watch this episode... and I was right!😂🤣
@jakegonzalez8060
@jakegonzalez8060 5 жыл бұрын
New challenge watch his videos without laughing let this challenge go viral immediately
@dacksonflux
@dacksonflux 5 жыл бұрын
Don't listen to him, Jerry. Spitters are quitters.
@beachgirl4583
@beachgirl4583 5 жыл бұрын
😂
@DemBigOlEyes
@DemBigOlEyes 5 жыл бұрын
Learn to swallow Jerry.
@TheKnitch
@TheKnitch 5 жыл бұрын
Hahaha!! You win comment of the day.
@starprismblack
@starprismblack 5 жыл бұрын
kzbin.info/www/bejne/fIvJimCDhK18fM0 Dackson Flux
@godreaper5378
@godreaper5378 5 жыл бұрын
Lol
@erica22595
@erica22595 5 жыл бұрын
“A person with a sinus infection put an M80 in their nostrils.” Paint with words.
@bex3471
@bex3471 5 жыл бұрын
or blood and mucus
@seanrosenau2088
@seanrosenau2088 5 жыл бұрын
@@bex3471 yep, Jackson Pollock painting. LOL
@blountjuice4932
@blountjuice4932 5 жыл бұрын
Eric Ayala I’m a black violinist! Check meh out!
@nihilismistheonlyway4680
@nihilismistheonlyway4680 5 жыл бұрын
yum yum
@earlgunman6325
@earlgunman6325 5 жыл бұрын
@@blountjuice4932 Bitch, you're barely brown. Quit acting like you're the first black person to do it. Nobody gives a fuck. It is also funny that all of your shameless, self promoting posts have one like on them. This is the 4th post by you on a comment on this video out of the last 5 I have clicked on...all with that one single like. That is a dead giveaway that you like your own shit. That's just pathetic.
@tidela4714
@tidela4714 5 жыл бұрын
Me: That’s disgusting. *Keeps watching anyway*
@lahlybird895
@lahlybird895 5 жыл бұрын
About: True TRUE FACTS
@MsSaraKirkpatrick
@MsSaraKirkpatrick 5 жыл бұрын
Same
@recoil53
@recoil53 5 жыл бұрын
Although I'd also like to see more of the kitten and puppy together.
@sarah3796
@sarah3796 5 жыл бұрын
Haha I watched it twice
@kevopopout4082
@kevopopout4082 5 жыл бұрын
Why did I do that too😂
@emoglobin2195
@emoglobin2195 5 жыл бұрын
KZbin: Fun's over, everyone, only family friendly content from now on or else Zefrank: no
@necroarcanistxiii
@necroarcanistxiii 5 жыл бұрын
And that is how Zefrank dehw.
@gabimurray5955
@gabimurray5955 5 жыл бұрын
But he didn't say penis
@clray123
@clray123 5 жыл бұрын
The funny part is that if it was you-know-what he would have to blur it out and put 18+ restriction on his video like it's been made by Satan. But an oozing stinkhorn is a-ok. This teaches you more about humanity than mushrooms.
@beachgirl4583
@beachgirl4583 4 жыл бұрын
Gabi Murray, “A pen is...”
@funnyfungi102
@funnyfungi102 3 ай бұрын
Impressed by your timelapse work! The segment to [5:50] is a perfect blend of art and nature! 🌿
@Walter-fc3uq
@Walter-fc3uq 5 жыл бұрын
I guess smelling like a decaying corpse is how the stinkhorn fungi do.
@lorraine9242
@lorraine9242 5 жыл бұрын
or smelling like a bad case of crotch rot.
@annabella1650
@annabella1650 5 жыл бұрын
Well, honey may attract files, but a rotting corpse will is fine as well.
@darwinxavier3516
@darwinxavier3516 5 жыл бұрын
And looks like a dildo-shaped wet turd.
@AI-zp6wx
@AI-zp6wx 5 жыл бұрын
Me: peacefully sitting in a cinema, waiting for Frozen 2 to start, watching this to kill some time Ugly mushroom: shows up Narrator: This is ELSA Me: terrified
@sonicbfdiag7050
@sonicbfdiag7050 5 жыл бұрын
I guess Elsa needs to Let It Go
@ณภัทรแสงโสภาพรรณ-ผ6ห
@ณภัทรแสงโสภาพรรณ-ผ6ห 5 жыл бұрын
@@sonicbfdiag7050 get out
@bababooey3534
@bababooey3534 5 жыл бұрын
@@ณภัทรแสงโสภาพรรณ-ผ6ห what's your name in English?
@ณภัทรแสงโสภาพรรณ-ผ6ห
@ณภัทรแสงโสภาพรรณ-ผ6ห 5 жыл бұрын
@@bababooey3534 napat sangsopapan
@Whispen
@Whispen 5 жыл бұрын
AI let spores go, LET SPORES GO, I am one with the flys and sky.
@lordseelenfresserdemonking1168
@lordseelenfresserdemonking1168 5 жыл бұрын
The fact this guy did the research on this proves he has a strong stomach
@BurnDoubt
@BurnDoubt 2 жыл бұрын
1:20 there's quite a mouthful of info coming up. I cannot stop consuming this content, thanks Jerry
@natetwooi991
@natetwooi991 5 жыл бұрын
Note to self: Don't eat while watching this guy.
@treynewtod9743
@treynewtod9743 5 жыл бұрын
Coward
@loganhowling5670
@loganhowling5670 5 жыл бұрын
Too late
@djvasforever
@djvasforever 5 жыл бұрын
Spit it out
@Leroset
@Leroset 5 жыл бұрын
I like to live dangerously. I ALWAYS eat when watching a ZeFrank video.
@natetwooi991
@natetwooi991 5 жыл бұрын
Heh, think that's dangerous? Try eating while watching AVGN.
@sciencoking
@sciencoking 4 жыл бұрын
True story: I was walking in the forest, blissfully unaware these things existed, and ran into an octopus stinkhorn. The smell and sight were truly creepypasta material, let me tell you
@aset2663
@aset2663 4 жыл бұрын
Oh damn, honestly reminds me of the time I heard an elk make those screaming sounds. I was terrified--
@LML1415
@LML1415 4 жыл бұрын
Oh man that would be creeeeeepy. Did they smell strong?
@sciencoking
@sciencoking 4 жыл бұрын
@@LML1415 I could smell it from several meters away. Kinda like a cadaver but not really. Made me expect a dead animal anyway, maybe the size of a rabbit. It wasn't exactly a jump scare when I found it but I definitely gave it a weird stare for a good few seconds :)
@CanalTremocos
@CanalTremocos 4 жыл бұрын
For the last month, my daily covid hiking trail goes through a colony of common stinkhorns. It smells like the vegan version of a rotting carcass but what gets to me is the black goo on the tip.
@apassionatenerd.3564
@apassionatenerd.3564 3 жыл бұрын
Just Google those, I would've thought that was an alien or something
@adamhawks3460
@adamhawks3460 5 жыл бұрын
The amused laughter of him going “There you go” at the beginning spoke to me
@DocBree13
@DocBree13 5 жыл бұрын
Adam Hawks me to - and it creeped me out 😆
@jasonstough2934
@jasonstough2934 4 жыл бұрын
As always, well done. Love the videos, very educational, and the narration is superb. True facts about the Aye Aye and true facts about the sloth are still my favorites. Absolute gold!!! Thank you
@sCube369
@sCube369 5 жыл бұрын
"Well I'm sure that if it's at the tip of both of our tongues, it'll come to one of us. If it comes to you first, Jerry, just spit it out" Gold.
@Antifearn
@Antifearn 5 жыл бұрын
“A PEN IS useful to have by your bedside”- Ze Frank 2019
@Galiaverse
@Galiaverse 5 жыл бұрын
I understood everything else, and _that's_ the one that goes over my head? =/
@AndrewCheshire
@AndrewCheshire 5 жыл бұрын
Ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh. Got it. 😂
@TinyFoxTom
@TinyFoxTom 5 жыл бұрын
That's _sounding_ like good advice!
@shymickey6
@shymickey6 5 жыл бұрын
A penis is useful by your bedside??? I don't get the joke still. 🙁
@gingerreeves722
@gingerreeves722 5 жыл бұрын
@shymicky6 a PEN IS mightier, maybe?
@CrumpledPaperHearts
@CrumpledPaperHearts 5 жыл бұрын
“A pen is useful to have at your bedside...” I see what you did there.
@JohnCalebWarren
@JohnCalebWarren 5 жыл бұрын
They say the pen is mightier than the sword...
@Jikkuryuu
@Jikkuryuu 5 жыл бұрын
I did not, until I read your comment. Thank you! :D
@AsymptoteInverse
@AsymptoteInverse 5 жыл бұрын
It's subtle.
@BlackShardStudio
@BlackShardStudio 5 жыл бұрын
@@JohnCalebWarren The pen is mightier. Sean Connery's favorite category on Jeopardy.
@GoogleRuinsAnythingItTouches
@GoogleRuinsAnythingItTouches 5 жыл бұрын
@@BlackShardStudio Analbum cover.
@queenbee3647
@queenbee3647 Жыл бұрын
"Its on the tip of your tongue too Jerry. Just spit it out". Hes the best. Jerry too.
@drownedgod
@drownedgod 5 жыл бұрын
I hated every second of this video. Here's my like.
@johnomacian5586
@johnomacian5586 5 жыл бұрын
what about the puppy and kitten part
@himadrijoshi
@himadrijoshi 5 жыл бұрын
you couldn't possibly hate him saying "bebies" :D
@NougatNate
@NougatNate 5 жыл бұрын
1997 Honda civic **flashbacks of true facts about ducks** Ummmmm.... I beg to differ
@OlOleander
@OlOleander 5 жыл бұрын
Normally, I find these things funny. Couldn't tell you why, but with the time-lapse it became unsettling and repulsive, especially the red cage one.
@absalomdraconis
@absalomdraconis 5 жыл бұрын
@@OlOleander : Because they look like a horrible, horrible thing happened to some animal.
@deeraz
@deeraz 5 жыл бұрын
"If it comes to you first Jerry, just spit it out!" And I almost spit out my coffee when I heard that :D
@kuyofficial9477
@kuyofficial9477 5 жыл бұрын
How are you hello i come from
@tenaseesherry
@tenaseesherry 5 жыл бұрын
I was watching this and my 16 year old says “Mom! Really?! That’s dirty!”. I’m still cracking up. 🤣😂🤣🤪🤣
@ShadowAraun
@ShadowAraun 5 жыл бұрын
@Chuckwagon king ok boomer.
@jamesallsupjuan9557
@jamesallsupjuan9557 5 жыл бұрын
@@ShadowAraun ok zoomer
@jackielinde7568
@jackielinde7568 5 жыл бұрын
My 17 year old refuses to watch the same videos as I do. Somehow, I think it would be wrong for me, as her father, to show her THIS video. I can't put my finger on why.
@paulwagner688
@paulwagner688 5 жыл бұрын
If it comes to you, spit it out
@Naturestheway
@Naturestheway 5 жыл бұрын
Nasty
@cintra6684
@cintra6684 Жыл бұрын
I love listening to his videos when I go to sleep. It's nice to sleep with a chuckle.
@Sam_Hue
@Sam_Hue 5 жыл бұрын
When it grows it looks like a “ *Not-friendly-content* “
@bupcereal8384
@bupcereal8384 5 жыл бұрын
1:31
@SlavicUnionGaming
@SlavicUnionGaming 5 жыл бұрын
yeah it looks gross
@conspiracyspider
@conspiracyspider 5 жыл бұрын
"Insanely folded fleshy origami", well that's an image I'm not going to get rid of for awhile.
@theshuman100
@theshuman100 5 жыл бұрын
imagine jerry but folded more than six times. then when the time is right his heart would grow three times and inflate his body unfurling him in his true majesty. that, is how a stinkhorn do
@mmmhorsesteaks
@mmmhorsesteaks 5 жыл бұрын
Yeah I've known girls like that.
@plokijum
@plokijum 5 жыл бұрын
Your intestinal lining.
@mimszanadunstedt441
@mimszanadunstedt441 5 жыл бұрын
*imagines a timelapse of people folding skin paper*
@sdfkjgh
@sdfkjgh 5 жыл бұрын
Mims Zanadustedt: Skin paper sounds like the name of an SCP. Either that, or a Melodic Death Metal band that loves to make obscured references to The Holocaust.
@diannelavoie5385
@diannelavoie5385 5 жыл бұрын
Now everybody say, "And that's how the stinkhorn fungi do", since he didn't.
@jermektubel
@jermektubel 5 жыл бұрын
I said it! And laughed out loud to myself like an idiot. I love living but hate myself 😆
@markmarinas9418
@markmarinas9418 5 жыл бұрын
Because that is how the comment section do
@ThatCrazySylveonIsAtItAgain
@ThatCrazySylveonIsAtItAgain 3 жыл бұрын
See, if this is how they taught all subjects in schools, the lessons would stick with us a lot longer.
@haleychristianson7246
@haleychristianson7246 5 жыл бұрын
i don’t know if i’m uncomfortable or mentally stable after watching this
@stevesansone3020
@stevesansone3020 5 жыл бұрын
@ILoveAss couldn't have said it better myself
@isthataspider7410
@isthataspider7410 5 жыл бұрын
Definitely not mentally stable
@treelance3464
@treelance3464 5 жыл бұрын
“A pen is... useful” Fool me once, duck man
@Trident_Euclid
@Trident_Euclid 5 жыл бұрын
Painis cupcake
@SettingsGear
@SettingsGear 5 жыл бұрын
He will eat you :D
@christiancinnabars1402
@christiancinnabars1402 5 жыл бұрын
*Random TF2 reference out of nowhere*
@mr.spiderthebug4273
@mr.spiderthebug4273 5 жыл бұрын
Next time, when my mother asks me again, “why you don’t like mushrooms?” I will send her this video.
@stingerjohnny9951
@stingerjohnny9951 5 жыл бұрын
Mr. Spider The Bug it makes me like them more...
@luna-p
@luna-p 5 жыл бұрын
I will never question anyone again
@rancearnold8074
@rancearnold8074 5 жыл бұрын
🤣😂🤣😂
@PlasmaStickMan
@PlasmaStickMan 5 жыл бұрын
Good thing these aren't the mushrooms that end up on my pizza or pasta then.
@ofthetree
@ofthetree 3 жыл бұрын
0:46 "The Puffball for instance needs a little squeeze... Oops! (chuckles)". Ha ha ha!
@robertanglin1138
@robertanglin1138 5 жыл бұрын
“In some cases strong enough to break through concrete” breaks just trying to grow out of the ground
@beachgirl4583
@beachgirl4583 5 жыл бұрын
That was David, the perennial failure (at 2:07).
@kedakat
@kedakat 5 жыл бұрын
:-)
@drunksakuya7508
@drunksakuya7508 5 жыл бұрын
oof
@DinnerForkTongue
@DinnerForkTongue 5 жыл бұрын
Asphalt, not concrete.
@reetheturtle5295
@reetheturtle5295 5 жыл бұрын
It hit the glass of the container it was in
@microearthquake
@microearthquake 5 жыл бұрын
The dirty jokes at 1:45 went straight into my mind and I can't get it out.
@cowboykelly6590
@cowboykelly6590 5 жыл бұрын
Brielle : I know It seems it is ... ON THE TIP OF MY TONGUE , Strange ... IT REMINDS ME OF SOMETHING , just keep saying..... KITTENS AND PUPPIES... KITTENS AND PUPPIES... BAHAHAHA...
@LomasneyAaron
@LomasneyAaron 4 жыл бұрын
Brielle アニメ化したい ya i bet you couldn’t get it out, you like big jokes dont you
@tayyang2265
@tayyang2265 4 жыл бұрын
God dammit good one
@tayyang2265
@tayyang2265 4 жыл бұрын
@@stidiot bro
@AnimeGamerCreater
@AnimeGamerCreater 4 жыл бұрын
I was confused so i had to watch that part again to get it :'3 TvT
@shayburton4915
@shayburton4915 5 жыл бұрын
The fact that you laughed when you said “There you go” in the beginning makes me feel like you played a horrifying joke on us and I don’t know whether to laugh with you or just take an antipsychotic from seeing whatever Elsa just did.
@gavinbougher8825
@gavinbougher8825 5 жыл бұрын
How stupid are you
@DocBree13
@DocBree13 5 жыл бұрын
😂
@gavinbougher8825
@gavinbougher8825 5 жыл бұрын
I didn't mean to comment that I just realized that I did, sorry Devea Gross
@liuyangyang2587
@liuyangyang2587 5 жыл бұрын
Gavin Bougher devia “gross” 💀
@gavinbougher8825
@gavinbougher8825 5 жыл бұрын
Hahahahhahaa oops
@sauletto1
@sauletto1 Жыл бұрын
Ok... after watching this and the diabolically clever narration , I subscribed and am now going to do a thorough run through of all the other videos here. Awesomeness !
@renasance2
@renasance2 5 жыл бұрын
This makes up for how wholesome the last episode of True Facts was.
@blountjuice4932
@blountjuice4932 5 жыл бұрын
I’m a black violinist! Check meh out! Renasance
@crrctd7464
@crrctd7464 5 жыл бұрын
Last episode i learned about anal tubes
@mattvaccaro9068
@mattvaccaro9068 5 жыл бұрын
“That act like tiny little tee shirt cannons you might see at a game of sport.” A game of sport is officially how I’m referring to all sports.
@RipOffProductionsLLC
@RipOffProductionsLLC 4 жыл бұрын
it's a very British way to say things
@LomasneyAaron
@LomasneyAaron 4 жыл бұрын
Matthew Vaccaro that doesnt seem very sporting
@Medkit1171
@Medkit1171 5 жыл бұрын
We’ve gotten to mushrooms. Next is dirt.
@dequan8169
@dequan8169 5 жыл бұрын
A lot goes on in soil so I wouldn't mind a video on that haha
@mariannereilly6649
@mariannereilly6649 5 жыл бұрын
The way zefrank does it. I would watch it repetitively
@benjaminehren7965
@benjaminehren7965 5 жыл бұрын
ancient internet memes tell me that badger is next
@hellsingmongrel
@hellsingmongrel 5 жыл бұрын
@@benjaminehren7965 Followed by snakes!
@maishaxxx1070
@maishaxxx1070 5 жыл бұрын
they're closer to animals than to plants;)
@kazodathree2520
@kazodathree2520 4 жыл бұрын
You are by far the funniest dude ever...I love you and this channel so friggin much. Please upload more often, we are all deprived of your genius. I actually crave your videos...please end my suffering!
@davey1276
@davey1276 5 жыл бұрын
Rachel: she said gleeba Ross: gleeba isn’t a word
@beachgirl4583
@beachgirl4583 5 жыл бұрын
Emma: but “gleba” is
@pelotasdad
@pelotasdad 5 жыл бұрын
Birb it is now!
@nimzipow
@nimzipow 5 жыл бұрын
Exactly what I was thinking!!!
@tonibauer2949
@tonibauer2949 5 жыл бұрын
Exactly what I was thinking!!!!!!🤣😂🤣😂
@Baizza
@Baizza 5 жыл бұрын
I scrolled too long for this. Go up mate..
@kotatombs7733
@kotatombs7733 5 жыл бұрын
I'm having a HARD time not laughing at this in a small cafe
@deluxeassortment
@deluxeassortment 5 жыл бұрын
I mean, is it NSFW or... I feel like I'm watching Rick and Morty
@mr.x8391
@mr.x8391 5 жыл бұрын
Naughty Girl!
@justjae4267
@justjae4267 5 жыл бұрын
"...and then you are in bed at night, and it just pops up out of nowhere."
@TheBollysongs
@TheBollysongs 4 жыл бұрын
The dirtiest one I've seen so far, I giggled like a school girl......"I can't put my finger on it" tee hee ☺😂
@yotsubato3
@yotsubato3 5 жыл бұрын
1:14 I never have wanted to hear the words “fleshy origami” ever in my entire life whyyy
@clray123
@clray123 5 жыл бұрын
Now you have a nice new way of describing certain parts of anatomy. Which is totally restricted to fungi, of course.
@yotsubato3
@yotsubato3 5 жыл бұрын
@@clray123 wouldn't exactly describe it as "nice" but yes, I will start using it for everything now
@vladimirlagos2688
@vladimirlagos2688 5 жыл бұрын
The man just never runs out of material, my respects.
@jazmindodds
@jazmindodds 5 жыл бұрын
The world is too interesting for that
@Sevofthesands
@Sevofthesands 5 жыл бұрын
As long as the world is weird there will never be a loss of material for satire.
@igortarasow
@igortarasow 5 жыл бұрын
Considering im in university studying biology, and still don't know a portion of organisms in his videos, then he definitely has enough material for many years to come
@sirgraveson4568
@sirgraveson4568 5 жыл бұрын
I was not prepared for this, but I regret nothing
@holographicbunny3297
@holographicbunny3297 5 жыл бұрын
SirGraveson That is how the Stinkhorn do.
@mjade1673
@mjade1673 5 жыл бұрын
😄same✌
@howiluig
@howiluig 4 жыл бұрын
thank you for the puppy and kitten before. i really needed it after this whole ordeal
@x9x9x9x9x9
@x9x9x9x9x9 5 жыл бұрын
I love when these videos have that older feel. The immature jokes bring me back to old zefrank and I love it.
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