True Facts: Killer Surfing Snails

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CREDITS:
I completely messed up and missed this credit:
Vinthi Neufeld PHOTOGRAPHY
/ @vinthineufeld
Vinthi supplied the amazing Bullia videos with the BlueBottle which is incorrectly attributed
Dr. Winfried Peters:
Dr. Peters spent hours sorting through his research and sending me notes and files. His research is what got me excited about O.semistriatta and I can't be more grateful to have had his help. I have listed a number of his papers further below, and I have made a donation to leatherbacktrust.org in his name.
Nathan Robinson:
linktr.ee/wild.blue.science
/ @drnathanrobinson
Nathan was extremely helpful and generous with his time and footage and gave my early script a once over. His research is pretty amazing - on turtles and the giant squid. His hermit crab video is so great in its entirety. Sub to his channels!
Dr.Jon-Paul Bingham
One of cone snail feeding videos came from this lab and it was such an excellent example of the behavior! Thank you so much!
Dr. Mande Holford
Dr. Holford does amazing research on the toxicology of Conus and shared two amazing clips.
Alysia Daines
Alysia helped me identify the O.Semistriatta in the first place and led me to Dr. Peters. Thank you!!
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[@squidsquigs6921]

“However Abigail isnt the only surfer on this bitch- BEACH”

[@JinafireSXiaomi]

😂😂😂😭😭😭I almost died laughing

[@carrotdacarrot1485]

IKR?!?

[@someoneforsaken6310]

I thought my ears and mind were playing tricks on me.

[@milkbeforecereal7064]

@@carrotdacarrot1485 you should look for a Bigfoot with internet access. I heard he's single.

[@NiAsiaaa]

Was dying laughing

[@Tea.Li.]

“Look it’s trying to eat a people!” He said...that was so adorable

[@Mokey_MokeyLordofPuns]

It is

[@Lat798]

7:05

[@loganbatis5573]

*I WILL DESTROY YOUR PEOPLE, AND MAKE YOUR VILLAGE BURN* Nom nom

[@prof_hedgehog7456]

Angelcake101 that’s a very bad be Bebe

[@airotiv7916]

That whole part was the best, you couod hear his laughter the whole time, love him so much 💜

[@Quidington]

Abigail was the best snail among us. She passed on so we may learn. That dedication must not be forgotten. The task of learning falls upon all of us.

[@blackwillow7314]

Among Us???? 😳😳😳

[@Quidington]

@@blackwillow7314 Amogus Morbus Mini em Collagus Bussyus Omnibus Bus Sus Gus Rus Tus Puss Lus Jus Hus Qus

[@amylarson3958]

All hail Abigail. All hail

[@viktorilinkolov7114]

All snail

[@ember9361]

She may no longer be among us, but she was never sus rest in peace, icon

[@YouAni-Me]

"Why is Danny going down to the beach and fingering snail's feet? Mother, you can't talk to me like that anymore; it's my job and I'm a grown man." "Look, it's trying to eat a people." I died, I just died.

[@honeybunch5765]

Me too, I'm supposed to be quiet, my husband is sleeping but I was laughing so much, I'm struggling to do it silently.🤣 I rewinded that part three times!

[@waxkopp]

R.I.P.

[@riptidemonzarc3103]

And then the snail ate you

[@1umbreon4life]

@@riptidemonzarc3103 at least, it gave it the old college-try

[@RNLAFStarfighter]

love that you can hear the dude constantly chuckling

[@celebratejen95]

“Don’t give me crap about the Bebe. It’s a very bad Bebe”

[@neotwilight31]

learning so much about snails... but for the love of god just tell us what that bebe did! I NEED TO KNOW!!!

[@HazzronIV]

Please show us where on the bebe the snail touched you?

[@edwardcoello9168]

Bebe has a long history of murder, war crimes and theft

[@TRD57]

@@neotwilight31 The bebe must have flipped him the beeird.

[@icebrg.]

The bebe is the frog fish that supposedly was eaten by the bobbit worm. He escaped, evolved into a bebe and burnt down a church. Now he’s being eaten by a snail. Karmas a bitch.

[@abigail5762]

Me: Zefrank: lets just name it Abigail Me: I was not planning to die as a sea snail today

[@crystaldragon3491]

Too bad

[@MagicMoshroom]

RIP

[@catherinevo6060]

Abigail xD

[@bruceshark5501]

We still like you, Abigail.

[@leobrad2199]

Bye Abbie!

[@fantasticmrmonk]

“An orgy for narcissist” I swear to god this man is a poet

[@mandelorean6243]

9:48 my fav

[@msthecommentator2863]

"...it's over pretty quickly, and it beats dying in a ballsack." Lost it on that one 🤣

[@starsilverinfinity]

"Just like how human surfers eventually loose their Shirts and shoes *_and jobs_* "

[@datboi6818]

That shit hit different hearing it from him 😂

[@MinistryOfMagic_DoM]

I also watched the video.

[@danksanchez4324]

So thanks for repeating I didn’t understood what it was saying before

[@natwon633]

Shit's getting real

[@user-ef1qr5dy2i]

@@danksanchez4324 No problem

[@burneronthenetwork736]

"Kinda ironic to die in a testicle" BEST LINE EVER

[@komarunaegi9719]

YES

[@coren5911]

Ya know there's an actual fetish about that?

[@Hopper_Arts]

@•Spicy Boi• it's called vore

[@I_Dont_Believe_In_Salad]

@@coren5911 It's called vore where you get swallow whole

[@BloodyRainRang]

"Uncountable millions of sperm didn't like that."

[@Chickencluts1234]

"its like going into a walmart on black friday and the lights are turned off, you just start grabbing anything and you dont know what you'll end up with" used as analogy for a snail eating random things blindly is comedy gold.

[@thetruedalv2462]

“Don’t give me crap about the Bebe, that’s a very bad BEBE”🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@thimization]

"Has eyes by the way. Should have known better."

[@jacquiehosey1029]

thimization that one was kinda my fav. So low key.

[@SoffyChannel]

This is the best description of all of my life choices I've ever heard.

[@clooimx]

Came to the comments for this

[@truthseeker7518]

i opened kzbin.info/www/bejne/qKrWdpmDYpiKd9U

[@Lilliz91]

Victim blaming

[@iknownothing900]

Zefrank B rated movie recap "Oh no don't go that way" "Oh she went that way" *CHOMP*

[@milkystars666]

this was my favorite part lol

[@foxycinnamonkitten997]

It's the best

[@hulfe2514]

that's what she said.

[@shadowknight7584]

*CHOMP*

[@foxycinnamonkitten997]

Did you just

[@hisammy3969]

"she also uses these flaps to sort of gallop" relatable.

[@hisammy3969]

@Drew Harris yeah me too 😂 this video was hard to take seriously

[@KristinPedemonti]

Not only is Ze Frank absolutely hilarious, we're actually learning like 27 real true facts among all the hilarity. Well done, sir, well done!

[@MossyMozart]

@KristinPedemonti - A sneaky teach!

[@rinpaisys]

“Look it’s trying to eat a people.” Never have I heard a sentence spoken with more pure joy and bemusement.

[@neuralmute]

It sounds like me talking about my kitten...

[@Corusame]

Imagine falling asleep on the beach then waking up to find yourself being devoured by a hundred of these snails

[@Chad_Eldridge]

@@Corusame Reminds me of that one scene from Peter Jackson's King Kong.

[@ghostsoap6681]

@@Corusame that must be made into a Syfy movie.

[@rorrim0]

Oh sure it's cute when something the size of a baseball attempts but when it's the size of a toddler, it becomes a problem.

[@Spogeg]

"It beats dying in a ballsack." So wise.

[@Dux_Sux]

ikr

[@darkest_eclipse8271]

Jojoforpres LOL

[@falleithani5411]

Some people are into that.

[@Blaze-zm7zt]

@@falleithani5411 you're not the only one cursed with knowledge...

[@tammiegarcia169]

@Jojoforpres We call them exhibitionist.

[@debramorrison5531]

My sweet autistic grandson may have met his one true love! So engrossed watching Millie and Abby that he didn't asked the repetitive questions. Don't know if he listened to story but he was most in the spectacle! Thanx for all your wonderful films, we watch daily!

[@lolnothxyt]

"You got scared there, didn't you?" I actually did lmao. It was really adding to my reasons never to go in the ocean again. I was pretty much at exactly my surfer snail limit.

[@phoeberia2734]

"Looks like someone mostly buried an old man on a nudist beach" How does it- OH NO

[@YannyKo13]

Hahhahahha yeah man you get it hahahahaha

[@poop10I]

I head my name...I came..errr well literally 😂

[@cassaleigh]

Can't unsee

[@MichaelHaneline]

I laughed so hard when I got it

[@scumkay]

I choked on my cereal 😂

[@icebrg.]

Snail: Screams of pure terror. Zefrank: let’s back up a bit. Perfection.

[@BLUE5294]

*RECORD SCRATCH *FREEZE FRAME Yup, that's me. You're probably wondering how I ended up in this situation .

[@lanedropify]

ICEBRG COMMANDER ikr

[@dewaunwarren1]

Snail: yep that's me you're probably wondering how I got here

[@horsehorsehorsehorse8500]

This comment is... Perfection

[@darkhorseman90]

Anyone else think for a moment that it was going to be a snail sex scene instead of a mollusk murder?

[@meowwaffles6040]

5:42 "It looks like someone mostly buried an old man on a nudist beach" NOO, I'M DEAD

[@lcoq19]

"I'm a crab, not a snail; look, I have pinchy pinchies!" But agaronia don't give a crap. Never ceases to make me laugh after a rough day! That and the "bad behbeh" getting eaten by the clay metapodial pouch! 🤣🤣

[@WillShakes423]

WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA- "Let's back up a bit." Oh yeah. This is gonna be a good one.

[@thespooke7950]

Screaming always entails top quality entertainment.

[@jordanspencer2157]

I knew I was in for a ride

[@bapanada9446]

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[@itsmilly8150]

@@thespooke7950 so true😂😂

[@ahmadmahdi8784]

waaaaaaaaa

[@DollHouseMadam]

“Look!... it’s trying to eat a people.”

[@KorporalNoobs]

A peep

[@Tardisbabe92]

I miss having a snail. I had a freshwater snail and it was so cool to watch. He enjoyed floating around the tank drifting from the filter currant.

[@ellermnv8809]

"look it's trying to eat a people *snickers* *tries to not laugh*" Even Zefrank himself laughs at his own jokes while i just wanna cry here cuz of how much hilarious these documentaries are 😭😭😭❤️✨

[@sammiej.5526]

"very french. they're going to die too" I'm sorry what? LMAO

[@minilamma4879]

Just like the french

[@mysteriouscodes5225]

LMAOOOOOOOOOO

[@-invalid-2882]

@@minilamma4879 yea

[@aemilivsivlivs5716]

To the Guillotine!!!

[@sammiej.5526]

@@aemilivsivlivs5716 Ohhhhh LOL yh

[@humbleclay79]

"it's like someone mostly buried an old man on a nudist beach" It took me second to see the relation, but now I can't get it out of my head.

[@joshuaspeer2503]

CAN"T UNSEE

[@magmat0585]

same for me T__T

[@joshriley2936]

Me too, I sat there for a solid 10 seconds trying to figure it out. Then it me and I couldn't stop laughing!

[@erickhart8046]

Welp I was eating nuts when he said that I'm not hungry anymore.

[@RoxnDox]

HumbleClay _ my adult son’s reaction listening from across the room “Now that’s an image I don’t want to see” 👍

[@YourThighness104]

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[@js66613]

"She travels by foot." Loved that dad joke. Never forget the dad jokes; they're the best part.

[@pr0tz341]

Other people: Avian creatures Zefrank1, an intellectual: Bjirds

[@BarryTGash]

We've been mispronouncing Bjork all these years - clearly it's just Bork.

[@glooperscooper]

no one says "aviation creatures"

[@juandelata]

@@glooperscooper yes, because they say avian creatures

[@BenjiSun]

@@BarryTGash Swedish chef had it right all along. #borkborkbork

[@pr0tz341]

@@BarryTGash Zefrank is the Swedish chef, confirmed.

[@TheRealGuywithoutaMustache]

If this guy can narrate the universe's destruction, I want to be alive to witness it.

[@ricardoveloz3728]

i feel ya

[@TroyPosey]

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[@bl6973]

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"It was all fine until one day, it was not"

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It seems I found my favourite channel. You got the skills man, making a video about snails both funny and informative shows for it.

[@shrinivasanraghuraman4082]

By far one of the best videos I have seen online. Thank you for posting it :)

[@typicaltale172]

"I'm not a snail, I'm a crab. Look I have pinchy pinchies." "Agaronia don't give a crap."

[@DivisaoGamer]

"agaronia don't gives a crab" would be a much better phrase HAHAHA

[@aether7211]

BLU?!?! ISSAT YOU??? IM CELESTAROONI HOW DID I FIND YOU I-

[@typicaltale172]

@@aether7211 LMAO WHAT.

[@emegaly1526]

Or she doesn't give a Crab xD

[@Obzornor]

Why do I see 2 people making the same joke and one dude talking to the maker of this comment about "agaronia doesn't give a crap"

[@skotmatthews8940]

I love how zefrank left for like years and came back without missing a beat

[@terichix8494]

When did he leave?

[@TheLogFella]

@@terichix8494 ikr

[@numberjuan6332]

I think it's because zefrank is uploading videos more frequently this year. If you go back like 20 videos he uploaded, it was uploaded 5 years ago.

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hey, i was binging his videos before and now i’m glad he’s back

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@@terichix8494 He left awhile ago to work with buzzfeed

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[@thebestcentaur]

"Caviar and escargot all in one, very French. They're going to die too." I lost it

[@jedhw4440]

Ok but who is going to die too? The snails or the French?

[@martinmocquelet6745]

@@jedhw4440 depends, might be us if the surfers get big enough

[@cosmosheep4306]

I choked

[@skeletorgames8641]

@@jedhw4440 Yes.

[@AMBEE-sp2ev]

Unless they raise the white flag.

[@TheTabby]

"Look, it's trying to eat a people!" Cutest quote ever.

[@tannysasmr]

Red-y Set Play that was my favourite part lol

[@Smile-uu2yg]

I was looking for this exact comment.

[@Nixeu42]

It's adorable...and probably a little itchy for the human, as the snail tries to break down their skin with digestive juices.

[@TheTabby]

@@Nixeu42 I never thought about it that way. Makes sense!

[@vincem3748]

666th like 😳

[@wbwarren57]

Thank you for making a video about something that is truly important!

[@Matthew-zs8nm]

You should have your own series that I can binge watch on Netflix and then binge watch again when I introduce it to my friends and family while they binge watch it with me. Seriously, sometimes when I need a pick me up I rewatch your stuff... youre an absolute genius.

[@angelserenade]

"when you pickup that pretty shell in the beach, it's basically a murder scene" I might not pick any kind of shells anymore

[@Mintbeef]

Due to the Coronavirus indefinitely sealing us in our homes

[@bernieponcik1351]

It's a beautiful memorial of a full life in a spectacular time to be here. Right here, right now.

[@kriblar98]

i picked up a shell in animal crossing a minute after he said that

[@SuperAmyRose01]

I never look at a seashell the same ever again 😨😨😨😖

[@recoil53]

@Reagan E Barnholt Beachfront: CSI

[@RePhantomz]

Narator: " sort of like human surfers eventually lose their shirt and shoes....and job" Lol the roasting.

[@nykofthesouth2571]

I lol'ed so hard I spat my food....

[@vernzvernz7884]

😂😂😂😂

[@Just_be_kind]

I JUST GOT YOU TO 1K LIKES! #1000thLikeOnAComment

[@geekdivaherself]

I thought ze would say,, "...and service," but ze chose the better joke.

[@borgir3451]

the timing of that shit coz im drinking water at that time now my nose hurts

[@BCJerbs]

Hey there mr.Zefrank...i absolutely love hearing your narration and instantly subscribed and share your videos to my friends! Watching from the Cowichan Valley on Vancouver Island in Canada and loving every moment of each show! Thank you so much for sharing your most excellent humour in such a trying time in this world! I wish you many many blessings and thank you very much! Keep up the awesomeness my friend! Cheers, Jerbs 👍🏼🤓👏🇨🇦

[@ADRIANACAPUCHINHO]

Hi from central Brazil. Tocantins. I just love your videos. Informative and funny. Great narrator. I am a linguist who loves nature. You'd get here in the Cerrado. So marvelous arthropodes ❤.

[@FrostNightVideoProductions]

my god this is narrated so cutely I almost want to think they're cute, and not nightmare snot in pretty clothes

[@dessilou9738]

Nightmare snot in pretty clothesss

[@thaliaquintero8138]

Cute there a better word lol 😂

[@katiobrien7854]

Nightmare snot. 😂😂😂 🐌🐌🐌

[@afrog2666]

Nightmare snot lmao

[@theverypixelatedraptor.3579]

𝗔

[@silentbob7959]

"So whenever you pick up that pretty shell on the beach, it's basically a murder scene."

[@darkdragoness5]

What does that make hermit crabs who live in the homes of murder victims?

[@luislee3247]

@@darkdragoness5 Yep, hermit crabs sometimes killed the previous shell-owner and robbed the shell.

[@commoncommentatingcommento8683]

Grave robbers?

[@luislee3247]

@@commoncommentatingcommento8683 Technically, grave squatters.

[@fightinfilipino]

not going to lie, this is really messing with my head

[@andrewoliver5920]

Ive never wanted to learn so much until i found your channel thank you so much for all the laughter and knowledge

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i just found this channel and my mind is blown over how incredibly informative yet how stupidly hilarious these videos are.... sir you're getting me through Marine Bio, thank you for your service

[@vsoundelend]

Never did I dream of a day when watching snail documentary would be ten times more entertaining than any of hollywoods comedies from past 10 years.

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Vsoundelend or late night talk show host.

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Aint that the truth😂

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Vsoundelend oofff 😂

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@@bubbles000 YES

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@AnimeYuno Fanperson YES

[@wheelitzr2]

I just found your channel and totally made my day! THANK YOU!!

[@lilfaded247]

Could've learned so much more in school if more things were explained this way.

[@bellal2656]

"Comp" "I'm a crab not a snail look I have pinchy pinchies" Oml I can't oh god I'm wheezing why is this so funny

[@giggityskull8986]

Same "pinchy pinchies"🤣🤣🤣

[@lazyRider420]

I wish all nature documentaries where like this

[@rufflesntruffles2]

same. most of the time they're like hErE wE haVe thE TuRdiNg hiPpO.

[@Waltbrub]

@@rufflesntruffles2 He SeEmS tO bE tUrNiNg ArOuNd

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@@Waltbrub iT ApPeArS fEcAl MaTtEr iS fOrciNg iT'S wAy OuT oF tHe AnUs.

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Quit watching other channels and sub. Done!

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@@rufflesntruffles2 no

[@AppalachianRocks]

This is the 2 year anniversary of the day I found this spectacular channel! Thanks for giving me some good laughs!

[@Mr_C.Bacteria]

Watching this is the first time I've genuinely laughed out loud in so long. Thanks buddy

[@arexico]

English teacher: Bird Zefrank: Beeyrd

[@SNintendoFreak]

English teacher: Buried Zefrank: Beeyried

[@drask1988]

Byurd

[@conq1273]

English Teacher: Beard Zefrank: Beeyrd

[@Earthenfist]

Byörd?

[@lidulkadut]

English teacher: babies Zefrank: Bebes

[@justanotherchannelonyoutub126]

5:21 “I’m a crab, not a snail, look I have pinchy pinchies” I swear Zefrank is going to be the death of me

[@brianargo4595]

No no no, this channel is all about life

[@GODOFAWSOMENESS1]

Brian Argo and Death is a part of life.

[@brianargo4595]

Damn. You right.

[@wincentivan2684]

Agaronia don't give a crap, so testicle death it is.

[@riamau2053]

I'm so glad he eventually came back.

[@anime_kingdom1300]

I just love this. Thank you KZbin for putting this on my feed, this commentary is amazing.

[@dominichole2019]

this video is genuinely helping me with my uni coursework thankyou

[@krrsantan6775]

"It's kind of ironic to die in a testicle" Never ever thought i would hear those words in a sentence.

[@Sevofthesands]

Theres a fetish on the internet for that.

[@Sevofthesands]

@Miguel Velazquez please don't ask me how i know this.. the internet is a dark strange place and sometimes its secrets are best left unfound.

[@krrsantan6775]

Lol wtf

[@krrsantan6775]

@Miguel Velazquez genuinely confused xD and thanks man :)

[@Sevofthesands]

@@krrsantan6775 honesty if you dont know your better off not knowing.

[@night-v5258]

"So when you pick out those pretty shells on the beach, it's basically a murder scene" 😂

[@frugity9559]

Pretty much😂

[@jbheavenbalaba9504]

Yep

[@yuriatsugi3696]

Hahaha ikr that got a wheeze outta me

[@DesignNation_]

true

[@Lat798]

6:12

[@newmoon766]

I've watched this one before, and it just keeps being engagingly funny. Thank you.

[@KorpsePaintKlown]

“Yet another snail that surfs is… I’m just kidding, there are no more. You got scared there for a second didn’t you?” I truly did lol

[@jimf1964]

Don't give me grief, He is a very bad bebe. This has to be one of his best.

[@fodebic5253]

True fact: this will become a meme in 2023: kzbin.info/www/bejne/onTPaHxtpdOaZpo

[@MsLeenite]

He's NOT the Messiah; he's a very bad bebe!

[@AnnaLuna]

Agreed!

[@KNR90]

We need a full nature documentary series, 4k, all narrated by Zefrank. This is nearing 10k likes. At what point do we need a GoFundMe?

[@gabriellebraswell6169]

Omg that would be awesome 😀😀😀

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Nat geo get on this.

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OMG YES!!

[@DJSTAR2006]

Yes

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Yes! Now take my money, Zefrank!

[@JustYaeWendt]

Love your channel man thank you.

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I love the way you pronounce certain words 😂 10/10 amazing! Subscribed.

[@NorthForkFisherman]

"It's kind of ironic to die in a testicle...." Oh My God! This is freaking GOLD!

[@kneepain2673]

We all came from one and now we might die from one

[@randomdragon2589]

I hate and love this channel already.

[@NorthForkFisherman]

@@randomdragon2589 Go watch the one about ducks. It'll scar you for life.

[@lindaletabasa7760]

“It looks like someone mostly buried an old man on a nudist beach” I choked on my noodles

[@lindaletabasa7760]

And I no longer want to finish my noodles

[@Amirikl1]

Did you slurp it like the snail? Hahaha :P

[@FerDeLance06]

Funny af but I'll never be able to unsee that!

[@xtflogicalohio3044]

As a certain thunder god once said: "it's in my brain now."

[@GooseWithAPassport]

@@xtflogicalohio3044 And as im going to say, *Time to add bleach to my brain to get this horrid memory out*

[@oldogre5999]

Been lurking about and watching KZbin videos since youtube got started and I have to tell you that you're funny and my most favorite Tuber of all time! Thank you for making an old man laugh every day!

[@johe0601]

You appeared in my recommendations, you now will appear in my subscriptions. Well done! Have never watched a 10 minute video on snails before!

[@abigbutterstick1780]

5:13 "Has eyes by the way, should've known better" 😂

[@Spartan117xxxxxx]

the worst part about it is that it would have survived if it let go of its shell, but that advice was not a part of the instinct guidebook

[@commentonlife4793]

“It gets complicated: Start getting into arguments about whose eating who, like you’d hear at an orgy for narcissists.” I’m dying of laughter. Thank you KZbin. I had no idea what I was missing from my life, but apparently you did. Huge heartfelt thanks!

[@nickspencerfishingrodd2383]

that's those kind of thing you'd never espect to hear lol

[@mickl5536]

Love listening to this guy. Makes the subject really interesting with his unusual form of narration.

[@ahoward3503]

So delightfully funny and entertaining, yet somehow I always still learn something new as well!

[@FlinnyWinny]

Zefrank: *makes weird mouth noises to dub over snails eating* 10/10, comedy gold

[@vay5540]

Absolutely marvelous

[@himadrijoshi]

CHOMP.

[@In.Gy.]

It's called ASMR and it's ART

[@PhantomJavelin]

"Is this a porno?" "Oh crap, it _is_ a porno." _Bwaaaaaggghhh..... uuhhhhhhhmmmmm_ _slurping noises_ _pop_

[@bryanlu93]

"Beach life is so simple and predictable, that over the years, they've lost their eyes and their tentacles. Sorta like how human surfers lose their shirts, and shoes......and jobs. So watching these films is sometimes like watching a horror movie." Every line of this thing was gold. Bravo. Take my goddamn subscription.

[@davidbowen6708]

You should definitely go into the catalog of true facts. Big fan of mantis shrimp, angler fish, and tapir. Dragonfly is great too.

[@ac300]

ur weird

[@2nerC9]

Leola Thomas I bet you are one of those losers that cringe at everything

[@Guaguadeath]

Amen

[@kasondaleigh]

This channel is too much fun! Love the narrator!

[@transistor754]

Good stuff! I used to watch them eating blue bottles on the Cape Town beaches... thanks for explaining!

[@nathanh328]

Zefrank's videos: something between funny, disgusting and intriguing.

[@ryllingam6467]

I find myself laughing at one moment, then wide eyed in amusement, followed by grimacing at the carnage, which manages to get turned back into laughter. It's quite the experience!

[@JohnDoe-xx8yw]

@@ryllingam6467 It's a goddamned roller coaster, what an experience indeed

[@AngryKittens]

This is pure science. Stop laughing.

[@DPedro3]

Also informative

[@ArthurD]

Intriguing, but highly disturbing

[@KCsFunHouse]

“Look it’s trying to eat a peeple” lol

[@littlee602]

I’ve never heard such pure joy in one sentence xD

[@IRegertThisSoMuch]

Yes English is strong with this one

[@secretagentkarve9431]

owo

[@IRegertThisSoMuch]

John Jones UnU

[@lodbldbol]

7:05

[@AlecFlackie]

Entertaining, informative and inspirational. I want to learn more about marine snails now. Thank you.

[@sallyrutledge4726]

Bless you, bless you for everything you do. Only wish I could share you with my High School Students.......... well........ maybe just that one !

[@npc6817]

imagine if land predators pulled shit like this, one second you're sitting on a tree stump and the next you realize the stump is actually a deadly predator who just captured you in a giant foot testicle and in the end it just flies away with your corpse by flapping its foreskin

[@callmeanon307]

Why do I want a picture of this?

[@GaryDunion]

That is how the Agaronia do

[@theinstitute1324]

Wait am I not doing it right I figured someone would've noticed by now

[@jpandelross1865]

This post here officer

[@D0NCH33T0]

...well damn :v

[@ashuriii163]

"Oh look, a documentary! This will be peaceful." Start of the video: aAAHHHHHHHH

[@BoaPython]

"Let's back up a bit." lol ^_^

[@raptorofwar4415]

To be fair, it is really peaceful.

[@mayandecendent31]

This type of narration should be the only one from now on gotta love it

[@awesomecronk7183]

You are funny as hell! 🤣 Super educational at the same time!

[@johnsanko4136]

Silver lining to the Caronavirus: ZeFrank is stuck inside forced to make True Facts videos.

[@TragoudistrosMPH]

*resists urge to wish for endless pandemics*

[@RDDPro]

Coronavirus? Which one? There are hundreds of thousands, possibly millions of variants currently alive ln this planet. I'd choose a coronavirus over the worst influenza bug imaginable, but look at me... I'm embarrassing myself here... I'm trying to spit logic on a joke post... 🤔

[@r3dp9]

@@RDDPro The "Core Oni Pandem Mic" wouldn't be that dangerous, if it weren't for mass incompetence on a global scale. It's a classic showcase of the downsides of globalized economies and globalized governments.

[@micht5162]

That's how he dooooo

[@TragoudistrosMPH]

@@RDDPro which Zefrank, the OP didn't write Zefrank1... if only humans were capable of inference or recognizing context 🤔😜

[@FelipeJaquez]

I only fear one thing That Zefrank1 runs out of cool animals to talk about

[@MrCamzeys]

He can make any animal sound cool.

[@kyleprovo1873]

I'm scared one day he will start doing the peoples..

[@thependragone]

Don't worry, even if he runs out of the animals & plants, he can always do the BACKWARD version of them just as he did for Hippo. I bet we will still watch those videos.

[@papaoso8340]

Emmm these were snails. SNAILS. Are you really sure this guy needs cool animals?

[@toast4248]

He could probably make the most boring animal in existence sound like a legendary pokemon

[@yannana6032]

Man this guy educates and the same time makes u laugh new subscriber!^^

[@Sea-cucumber1151]

This is completely entertaining and A wonderful teaching moment, love his sense of humor.

[@mo0nlight_vidsandmore441]

My favorite part “No don’t go that way!” “Oh she went that way” “ *C H O M P* ”

[@DarkestDeeds]

"Hehe. Look, it's trying to eat a people."

[@shawnkauffman5248]

Yeah, yeah it's all fun and games till he actually does it. Then tells the rest of them how good we taste.

[@intellectualbaguette7507]

@@shawnkauffman5248 i dont wanna be vored into a testicle!

[@personalejcr]

@@intellectualbaguette7507 Heh y-yeah, me neither *crosses arms*

[@FrankCosbyNo-Relation]

I will never forget that sound >9:25

[@iamrekinafong]

I was following you on facebook. So happy i found you here.more videos...☺️

[@Shimahou]

I was actually sad when he ran out of surfing snails to talk about.

[@stealthlock6634]

Me too man

[@nibiru6170]

Atom Portillo man I would listen to him talk about anything all day