TRUE GEORDIE'S BAD DAY | True Geordie Podcast #68

[@TheGameFaceHD]

This podcast felt like a bit of a throwback to the old days with just you and Laurence talking about random stuff, answering some emails and an Office reference or two thrown in there. Enjoyed this one a lot, keep up the good work!

[@shootatsquare]

TheGameFaceHD as if the older podcasts are better? The ones with these two are almost always great

[@TheGameFaceHD]

shootatsquare I think you missed my point

[@shootatsquare]

TheGameFaceHD sorry man, I just had the the typical internet attitude of intepreting nuance to the nth degree. Just assumed u were putting down the current ones

[@supastar25]

those are the best

[@psychomaji]

they're all the best

[@daveeaton5995]

Get Adolf Hitler on the podcast, would love to hear about some of the banter he had in the changing rooms with the lads at half time.

[@user-jj1mr3wv3j]

D&Z they had a GAS time

[@mbradlegavan]

😂😂😂

[@hip3rsnip3r78]

I died 😂😂😂

[@mikelitorous5570]

D&Z I heard he was a reich laugh back in the day

[@xemily.o]

😂

[@brandonbrown7312]

Danny Dyer would make a banging podcast!

[@samscamera3456]

Edit: Danni Dyer is banging

[@Joebuscus]

he really wouldnt

[@andresgiraldo5876]

“Can’t just call up the heavyweight champ of the world” How far these guys have come so good to see

[@tomc4935]

Get Laurence on.

[@MalachiObrey]

Yo why is this so funny? 😂

[@carljones4845]

​@MalachiObrey it is now..

[@davejones2123]

Possible guests: Tony Bellew Karl Pilkington Freddie Flintoff Robert Webb Richard Ayoade Liam Gallagher Charlie Brooker Simon Bird

[@luker556]

TheSpecialOne you're mad

[@owenallan7191]

Bellew is the only one that could be even slightly possible on that list

[@davejones2123]

owen allan why wouldn’t the others be possible?

[@owenallan7191]

As much as i'd like to see all of them on it i don't see it happening. Karl won't do it because he's already said no to doing Podcasts with Gervais and Merchant. Liam Gallagher Richard Ayoade Robert Webb and Flintoff are too high profile. maybe Simon Bird and Charlie Brooker tbf but doubt they would come on mate though i'd like to be proven wrong it would be a good podcast.

[@davejones2123]

owen allan you’d of thought Alan Shearer and Chris Eubank is too high profile but they managed to get him on. It’s worthy trying and id like to see true Geordie try to get any of them on the podcast.

[@cormacdebhal1515]

Guests for you to get on: •Katie Hopkins •Russel Howard •Poet & Vuj (again) •Jimi Manua (mma fighter) •Eddie Hearn •Akinfenwa •James Buckley (he's a laugh) •One of your parents (that'd be so entertaining) •Peter Crouch •Bugzy Malone •Michael Dapaah (with Stephen Tries that would be some duo) •Wretch 32 or Santan Dave or AJ Tracey (they're promoting albums atm so hit them up) •Doc Brown •David Meyler Hopefully this helped! Like so that they'll see this!!

[@camdenpars]

Manny On The Map poet & vuj ruined the podcast when they were on before!

[@Jack-kv4mi]

Cameron Stacey how?

[@npaccon1639]

Yeah, Russel Howard, Akinfenwa, your parents or Big Shaq would be great

[@joshuawendel-jones5784]

Doc Brown could be your link to Gervais!

[@Tomasjackson.3]

David Meyler would be a great one!

[@radfordpilgrim4393]

Troy Deeney - plays for Watford (basically London) and speaks his mind. Would definetly be good to hear his insight on modern day premier league football in a less formal way. Keep up the podcast guys!!!

[@euann04]

Bees cojones

[@Mirza011]

Look at these guys now - from requesting guests to randomly having Ninja on, amazing growth

[@EONSOFFICIAL.]

Ah yes, ninja. The epitome of top guest

[@shdh-ms7jx]

mate.... they’ve had much bigger guests on

[@Djckxl]

Get John from fake taxi I beg😂😂

[@ezrarollinson6801]

Probs get this all of the time but if he's free then James Buckley would be an interesting one! Love the videos.

[@myApexTV]

Great podcast! Keep it up!

[@danielhughes2000]

Hello, recently i watched a documentary on a prison riot, it was about strangeways in Manchester and is known as the biggest prison riot ever, one of the men who started it is called Paul Taylor, I think he would be great for the podcast as he can bring to light about what actually happened and how and the repercussions, you probably won't see this but I might as well try, love your videos btw 👍🏻

[@worldwarwinner98]

I’ve never laughed so much at a podcast. The end literally made me cry laughing with the hi five

[@tomblake8312]

The intro in itself was enough to leave a like

[@PlntPeace]

The two Salford City coach's would be interesting, probably be difficult to get. Or the dude who played for them as the Striker in "The Class of 92" Garreth Seddon I think his name is.. He dropped down 4 leagues to play for Salford, his story would be interesting with his interactions with the Man U owners and what not...

[@shanekelly9130]

David meyler he said he would come on sometime

[@Dan-ze3wm]

This was so random and I loved it

[@adamlallana3413]

Get laurence mckenna on the podcast

[@oisincurran6543]

Adam Lallana ha hilarious

[@johnnyreilly3237]

That would be class

[@djdisstracks4580]

no he's shit

[@diegoforlan2324]

AHAHAHA SO FUNNIE

[@ftqandtheuda5955]

Dont like him when hes on pods, off them he is fine but on them hes always interupting but somtimes he can get a good laugh

[@bryantoo6057]

OH man that last bit at the end with the high fives. Classic you two! And that bit when Bryan goes " why say freedom for? " Gots me busting a gut. Cheers lads!

[@DJAYVII]

Get John from FakeTaxi

[@jamesmills7756]

Captain CAPS his face would be censored though 🤔

[@cook2593]

The whole podcast could be done in his taxi! 😂

[@congolesewizard7096]

That's a legit good one.

[@Randoms620]

Omg yes

[@alexscott4684]

And in return True Geordie would be a guest on Fake Taxi... or Laurence

[@Selfchriscovery]

Jack Whitehall, Any of The Inbetweener's cast, Matt Lewis or one of the other side/main actors on Harry Potter, Yianny from Yianniamize, the F2 guys, Zoella (any female tbh, would love to see more female guests), John from Fake Taxi (Any London based porn star) maybe a bouncer from an iconic London club? Ex sport stars from any sport, maybe a famous person's children (Jeremy Clarkson's daughter is a renowned blogger) Literally anyone. Keep up the great work guy's, because even on your own you're brilliant :)

[@joshuabarnes3846]

Tbh John from fake taxi would be perfect for ep69

[@bobbob270]

F2 fuck off 😂😂their two biggest fans

[@lreveley42]

The “oldest” taxi driver get him on !!

[@BigJohnkrzlfgo]

Liam Reveley That would be amazing

[@tomboswell8642]

That freeze frame at the end killed me ahahaha. Great podcast yet again

[@harveywright2710]

The best duo on KZbin

[@herrluckehere]

Roy Shaw - former unlicensed/bare knuckle boxer who had a trilogy with Lenny Mclean Bernard O'Mahoney - Author of Rise of the foot soldiers and former Millwall hooligan and security detail on murder mile in Johannesburg, South Africa Cass Pennant - Forer ICF top boy Carlton Leach - Former ICF top boy and Essex boy

[@harveywright2710]

This was honestly the most weird and unprofessional podcast yet. Absolutely loved it !

[@Shane-qm1eo]

‘Harvey Wrong’ ~calfreezy tg podcast deleted episode

[@hughes9830]

Laurence is a one of a kind fellah, Wish there were more people with the same personality as him, Top Lad!

[@777SJ]

Akward

[@christianklass291]

THE ULTIMATE INTERVIEW. NILE RANGER!

[@cafcjames]

christian klass there's more chance of Nile Ranger winning the champions league! 😂

[@christianklass291]

lol

[@theprophetgeordie7936]

I think Brian would end up bettering him and we’d never get to see the podcast, because they’d destroy all evidence

[@adamsanecdotes7357]

He's in prison

[@llyrwatkins2519]

christian klass yas

[@bennhenderson7898]

"If I went to the India, I could probably fart my way to the moon" 😂😂😂😊😊

[@thebeast6951]

Do another podcast with Stephen tries they are so funny

[@kimjongun2161]

The Beast 69 he

[@itsfuckintreyyyway7881]

And make it just steven

[@benjaminwk9154]

kim jong un you can't assume their gender

[@hasanditta7798]

He needs one with just him

[@kriticalskillz7166]

UR BOI nah stephen and Will are hilarious together

[@eoinmccloskey3737]

Get a IRA man or a UDA man taking about the troubles in Northern Ireland in the 70/80s please

[@owenshannon308]

Get my Mum on ey 😂😂

[@RonanAzar]

Ronnie Bikerin IRA unbeaten army

[@user-db4lb2ww2h]

Ronan Ellis I ran away yas fuckin headers

[@mc-lu6lc]

Ronan Ellis aye tell that to the british

[@ftqandtheuda5955]

Ronan Ellis up the fucking ra!

[@joshuacaine5688]

Darren till UFC welterweight he would be a good interview and a good chat because of his backstory of leaving Liverpool for Brazil

[@Nicholas.Murdoch]

Get one of your parents on if they feel comfortable coming on

[@jackchandler8072]

A comedian like romesh ranganathan

[@JoshDRivia4]

Still of my fav podcast lads, can we have a full e-mail podcast, with Kon as a special guest.

[@SunnyDhesi]

13:05 only thing I can argue with is that NASA get about 0.5% of the National Budget, which is compared to military spending is practically nothing. Good podcast Brain and Lawrence

[@matthewmckenna248]

Get Bear Grylls on.

[@tfeiksic501]

He would be the hardest one to get, he would ask for a lot of 💰

[@tfeiksic501]

Michele Frisoli he is a very rich man, who probably doesn't give a fuck about anything except money. He wouldn't do the shit he does otherwise.

[@tomstephens1177]

Matt Kid he's a fraud

[@psychomaji]

Michele Frisoli he hasn't killed anyone lol..

[@TomPorter]

Michele Frilosi and jetting off to hotels in between filming of his 'survival' shows

[@seanboi]

14:39 Geordie having a David Brent moment 😂

[@brumav9779]

😂😂😂

[@slick583]

Get Will Ospreay on. Professional wrestler, and a really nice guy. Other suggestions for wrestlers are Martin Kirby, Rampage and Zack Sabre JR. All English Indie wrestlers, so use to travelling a lot and aren't bound by WWE contracts.

[@seano989]

Get Adam Blampied on... Oh wait his careers over

[@PavvvYT]

Will Ospreay doesn't do podcast. I know him personally and already tried to approach him for another podcast

[@dylanelliott6970]

Fucking love the low key office references 💀💀💀💀

[@memphisdepaynis212]

Russell brand is promoting his new book and has a lot of experience with drugs

[@MoveOnUpMusicEvan]

When Brian said ‘don’t waste your time healing a broken people, because they’ll always be broken’ I just broke off all feelings with my ex as she was broken AF. Wish I got this advice so much sooner would’ve stopped me wasting so much time.

[@NahvomaLena]

These podcasts literally make my day. P.S. As a university physics student, the distance between the Earth and Mars is over 200 times the distance between the Earth and our moon. Not so easy to just go to Mars lol

[@TrueGeordie]

it seemed easier in my mind at the time

[@adammcguire972]

Bearscar AHAHAH ffs

[@G1S1W]

True Geordie Mars the next Space hoax hence all the Mars propaganda movies by 33rd degree Freemasons, NASA Rockets go straight to the Bermuda Triangle look it up on Google images, search NASA Freemasons to I recommend the article NASA and Freemasonry by Eric Dubay, it's some Red Pill (;

[@jonnytailford2385]

You two make my day man; im absolutely howling here! Keep up the good work lads, doing the North East proud TG

[@bigdes1044]

40:00 42:00 51:00

[@michaelheenpalla4656]

Thank you for the memories

[@scameron4160]

Guests suggestions: Sam Pepper Jack Jones JME Chris MD Bradley Wiggins Tim Peake Robert Webb Idris Elba Ed Miliband Ricky Gervais

[@actuallynotlawrence1895]

generic username Sam pepper would be quite funny but at the same time it could be boring

[@tom.b4461]

Terrible suggestions at the top

[@lilarhixiel5505]

Ha ha ha Lawrence definitely wrote the description box synopsis 😆👏

[@nickstephen387]

Get Ross kemp or Karl pilkington on

[@actuallynotlawrence1895]

Nick Stephen Ross Kemp would be pretty good

[@jamesclark7580]

that music at the end, for the high five, cracked me up. Hope you’re feeling better Geordie

[@hamouz1999]

Get big shaq on, it will be a hit

[@lonelyduck629]

THE TING GO SKRRRRRRRRA

[@benjisimkiss5954]

Will 10 he seems like a decent person, the big shak act is a character

[@calinho7689]

Yeah Michael dapaah would be well good!

[@irlarchvz]

Will 10 well actually Michael the guy behind sham does skits and Stephen tries like videos almost

[@aidancarlin8881]

Can he even speak English for at least 2 hours tho

[@StudioSamSmith]

TG on great form. Cracking solid gags and keeping the ship moving forwards. Top banana. I’ll be on your podcast, no probs.

[@benharper2549]

Might be a bit of a stretch but Tim Peake would be good

[@daveeaton5995]

Hope everything's alright mate, you wouldn't think anything was wrong, great podcast once again:)

[@vsam3861]

Stop fucking bating us with the conspiracy podcast. We want one now!

[@ericthomas1757]

“Not enough of them” was such a David Brent comment Hahahah

[@DewDewsDestiny]

Space travel has progressed a fuck ton since the moon landings and stuff it's just that getting people to places like Mars is immensely more challenging than getting them to the moon and people are doing lots of work and spending lots of money trying to figure it out, disagree with Geordie a little about how space travel hasn't grown at all, it's just not a huge thing in the media due to so much other shit going on in recent decades. The Cold War was at it's height during the 60s and the Space Race between the US and Russia was a huge media campaign competition which helped make it bigger and more people interested, also the fact that the idea of getting a person on the moon was something completely different 60 years ago than it is now, it was far more unbelievable since it had never been done and the sci-fi of the time encouraged the other-worldy-ness of it, whereas now it's something we're fully adjusted to. I dunno I kinda got bored half way through typing but just what I thought while listening, thanks for reading this far XD

[@TrequartistaFM]

It's a tax scam. I agree that the Americans went but they practically steal tax dollars into the trillions and do fuck all. A lot of that money isn't accounted for so no one knows where it goes

[@geotovan]

loooooooooooooooooooooooooooool

[@TrequartistaFM]

Thomas McCauley considering the amount of people that could be taken out of poverty with that money yes it is. Also like I said, how do you even know where the money's going anyways? A lot of it is unaccountable

[@harrykeogh6548]

Akinfenwa would be perfect the guys full of banter, probably has a lot of stories and is also promoting his new book atm. Great podcast Geordie

[@Rust1nPeace2112]

I don't endorse his opinions and neither do you but Tommy Robinson would be an interesting conversation to watch and he has agreed to come on. I don't think there is a valid reason to not have him on, challenge each others opinions and I can guarantee the podcast will be lively if anything. I think the problem is more Laurence and not TG, Laurence is great but I don't think he'll do it.

[@mikelitorous5570]

Rust1nPeace2112 why do you disagree with Tommy? I’d like to here why cos I agree with most of his opinions

[@dancastell5202]

Mighty Marouane Fellaini because he's a massive racist

[@mikelitorous5570]

Dan Castell how’s he racist?

[@kizdoesstuff3602]

this is actually my favourite true Geordie podcast

[@MrKarinak145]

Louis theroux, I know he's massive but he'd be incredible

[@M.tur96]

And they just did a podcast with louis on 👏🏼

[@Vivalarizza]

Should get Chris Jericho on

[@brooklynjackson2974]

This was class, these podcasts are the best

[@SeeProverbs23c2]

Geordie looking fresh as fuck

[@Romp22]

Tbh i really like the ones with just the 2 of you, guests are great too but these are my favourites

[@mahmed8179]

Ed Miliband would be great. He’s been doing podcasts recently.

[@Welshmanoli]

Genuinely the funniest podcast I've seen.

[@JammyManPlaysMC]

Please get Stephen tries on with a celebrity someone from love island or shit like that😂

[@IamWoodstaman]

"HELLO BRIAN. IT'S THE... Aliens? Aliens? would aliens call themselves aliens?" Fucking LOL Mckenna

[@XD-zi7df]

get bri bri on the podcast

[@swaystation4503]

Only just discovered you lads, but this podcast absolutely cracked me up!

[@joat9530]

Try and get Simon Brodkin on about his pranks Or the former Brittish NFL player Osi Umenyiora who I believe lives in London

[@actuallynotlawrence1895]

James Smith I like the sound of getting Simon Brodkin on

[@adharris9718]

suggestion for someone to have on the podcast is Stylian Petrov, the ex footballer who suffered from leukemia. I think he would be a really interesting guest and have so many stories to talk about, about his football career and his illness. Love the good work Geordie and Laurence!

[@penguinsalsa9207]

Get Richard Ayoade PLEASE

[@amritkumarsom9889]

PenguinSalsa That would be pretty awesome

[@bobbyfizzicola7093]

it would be the greatest and most awkward podcast ever. Never going to happen though...

[@switchblade941]

This had me in stitches - great podcast!

[@dylangray6478]

Get JME on

[@Adam-ru9vl]

Grave robbing is illegal

[@harveywright2710]

He won’t come on as TG said that if you’ve asked for a certain guest for a long time and they aren’t in yet then they aren’t coming on

[@dylangray6478]

Firas Ziada you’re joking right he has ties to KZbinrs like sidemen he’s been in the grime scene for 10+ years through all the struggles and is starting to collab with people from across the globe. That’s one I’d love to see anyway

[@dylangray6478]

Michele Frisoli after that shit attempt at a joke you can just leave

[@dylangray6478]

Michele Frisoli ok so that’s why some artists are putting out songs with drake🤔

[@whitrulzes]

I can never wrap my head around how people think landing on the moon was impossible 50 years ago. There were planes in the sky, telephones, submarines, incredible inventions. Why is the moon such a stretch. The science is sound.

[@danielfrancis4301]

James Haskell please great rugby player and youtuber

[@tyvabs4234]

Brian is the type a guy to go take a nap in the middle of his own podcast. Legend.

[@matty2311XD]

Maybe get the F2 on. And talk about their life instead of football?

[@spinal1280]

Matt W 100%

[@BrumVintageOnDepop]

Best opening to a podcast to date - sensational

[@BillyNewton]

some suggestions Ricky Hatton, Get Spencer on to talk more on his project ie hashtag and wembley cup how it actually happened, Joey Barton, A dragon off Dragons Den, The two scottish girls who got arrested for drug smuggling released earlier this year, The 18 year old girl who was on This morning who won £1m on the lottery.

[@rebeccamercy5805]

Mic righteous, lowkey, Tyson fury!! Keep up the good work lads, great content!!!

[@declanfoley1119]

Russel brand Jme Or Ross Kemp

[@15redsoxrox]

Dear Geordie - I have no idea if this is even possible, but a guest I would personally be interested in is Dan Smith, lead singer of Bastille. I feel like that band has done a lot of thinking beneath the surface of their songs, and it would be a better conversation than "Oh, your music is good." Anyway, keep up the good work. Hello from America!

[@hassankabash2180]

Get Doc Brown on

[@MisterTom]

This podcast is so iconic

[@deongreenwoodmusic]

Stevo the madman

[@herrluckehere]

Dave Courtney - celebrity gangster and former burmondsey boy! What a guess that would be!

[@sub2totalsport27]

I think a football hooligan would be great

[@inthestands6486]

Graham Stack, the goalkeeper! Such a character if you hear his previous podcast appearances

[@billyedmoore]

Get bugzey Malone on please

[@owen1417]

You know Lawrence finds something funny when he hashtags it, #allthemint

[@dannyw257]

get shay given on 👌👌 he'll want to promote his book

[@JoshDRivia]

We do need a 2 hour email podcast.

[@jameshaha2883]

Get David Bentley on

[@tom.b4461]

NoName JellyFish That podcast was absolute shit

[@jameshaha2883]

Modsforfun it hasn't happened yet mate

[@tom.b4461]

NoName JellyFish oh bollocks haha I thought I was commenting on someone who had said get willne on fucksake

[@jameshaha2883]

Modsforfun I don't think you know who David Bentley is pal

[@suttyGAMER2000]

Bentley would be a sick one been watching vids of him recently talking about why he quit football

[@hassankabash2180]

Get the guy from GOAL on! I wanna see Santiago Munez now 😂

[@Liverpool-ds8zd]

Get Dave Allen on the podcast