True Grift | Cox n Crendor In the Morning Podcast: Episode 447

[@shershah4400]

I love that I got a McRib ad during this podcast.

[@mrrobertman]

Timestamps Start: 0:39 Traffic: 54:24 Weather: 56:15 (Dawson City, YT, Canada) Sports: 1:08:17 Fact of the day: 1:09:40 Dear illustrious sirs: 1:11:38 Big news story: 1:22:49

[@TheCosmicSkeleton]

I am with you Jesse Crendor rants are the best

[@kiyozuki1283]

Excellent timing, these podcasts provide phenomenal background noise for having a drink, getting snugged up in bed and decompressing from the day. Cheers!

[@trissmordain]

Dash cams are def something you should get if possible, saves so much hassle with accidents. Some cars come with it builtin now as well, but if you get a separate one make sure not to leave it plugged in while you're not using the car for a long time, since it can drain the battery.

[@TheNatybo]

Dear illustrious sirs, with tears in my eyes, I beseech your blessed words with this important inquiry... What is your ultimate hot-dog topping combination?

[@RukiKunOfficial]

33:00 Crendor asking the question that I needed to know 😂😂 I am glad it was only time you had to!

[@Burningdark]

Absolutely recommend getting a dashcam. You never know when somebody will do something crazy and hit you outside of your control. Dropping ~$100 on a dashcam can save you a lot of money and headache in proving to insurance that you're not at fault. Definitely don't tell the other person you have one though; let them dig themselves into a hole by lying to the police or insurance rather than giving them a reason to hit and run.

[@Pepperjacky]

Weather request: Charlottetown, Prince Edward Island, Canada! Now I have a story about this place. As a kid I went with my parents on a road trip and we passed by Prince Edward Island because they had some famous lobster restaurant. I've always been a little squeamish about crustaceans because *really* they're just giant bugs of the sea. We got whole lobsters cracked down the middle and I watched with horror as my parents would tear off the legs and suck the juices from them. And then the waiter would come around and be like "You see this little green bit? That's the brain, it's the best part!" The whole experience was lost on little old me, unfortunately. Maybe I'd have a better time with it today. With Yukon down we're at 7/13 of the Canadian provinces! Left are: Nova Scotia Prince Edward Island New Brunswick British Columbia Northwest Territories Nunavut

[@katiejames4890]

Dude. If I had know. They were gonna do Dawson (my request btw). I would’ve added more details, like the toe shit at gold tooth gertys. I also worked in the Yukon over the summer and I knew it was remote but not that remote

[@ramboacdc]

I have a dashcam. Recently our car got hit and our wingmirror was destroyed. Thanks to the dashcam footage we got the whole things sorted in a few days with the insurance company.

[@RokushikiMastery]

Dear illustrious sirs, I come to you with tears in my eyes, on my knees with a hypothetical conundrum I need your endless wisdoms in solving. Jesse, Yoshi P comes to you. Crendor, Chris Metzen comes to you. Both with a similar problem. They want you to design the next expansion of Wow and FF respectfully to hook your co-host to the game and get them to come back. How do you design said expansion?

[@acolyte1951]

This episode sounded good to listen to compared to a few others in the recent past. Not saying others were bad, but 447 stands out to me for some reason at least to me. It got the goofs, it got the weather locations, it got the life updates, it got the nostalgia, it go it all.

[@GideonGleeful95]

Weather request: Dakar, Senegal. It's home to the largest statue in Africa, which was actually built by a North Korean company.

[@joannafullerton4869]

it was more than slightly demoralizing as a California resident who learned a lot about the California gold rush going to a rv tour following the Yukon high way. They literally laughed about how small and pathetic our gold rush was. One tour guide joked that our gold came from the run off scraps of Canadians gold rush.

[@Groovewonder2]

33:00 "Any other time you had to shit in a bag? Or was that it?" - Crendor, 2024 Somebody please do an Out Of Context clip reel that uses this. This was gold.

[@kyoshiro13]

As someone from Chicago it was very funny for Jesse to call Interstate 90, "THE" 90. That is a very southern California thing.

[@BruceBoyde]

What do you guys call it? We call it I-90 here in Washington where it starts (or ends, I guess).

[@kyoshiro13]

@@BruceBoyde We are big on names but it depends where along the line you are. Going East (it goes almost as much south though due to the lake) Wisconsin Border to O'hare - Jane Addams Memorial Tollway From O'hare to Downtown - Kennedy From Downtown to 66th Street - Dan Ryan From 66th into Indiana - Chicago Skyway

[@BruceBoyde]

@kyoshiro13 oh, interesting. We've got named highways here, but as far as I know the interstates are just identified with their numbers. So it's just I-5 and I-90 for me. That said, you can totally pick out Californian transplants when they call it "the 5". Absolutely nobody says that here despite it barely being any different.

[@kyoshiro13]

@@BruceBoyde As the interstates (90 and 94) run directly through the city, using separate names for the north and south portions makes traffic reports easier. Kennedy inbound/outbound & Dan Ryan inbound/outbound helps to describe rush hour traffic to/from downtown. Otherwise you would have to use something like "North I-90 inbound" which is more cumbersome. Also more confusing as it would be geographically Southbound and technically Eastbound given even numbered Interstates run East/West.

[@BruceBoyde]

@kyoshiro13 that makes sense. Usually here they would say "I-5 south near exit 127" or whatever. Seattle has so many subdivisions that they'll call out the name of the neighborhood it's passing through, like Montlake. Might help that the interstates run extremely straight here, so the exit numbers are pretty usable for gauging where something is. From what I understand, they can get pretty twisty as you get out east, since they're amalgams of pre-existing routes rather than planned.

[@syranon]

Can't wait for the Pray Tuah Bible Study group in a couple of months. 🙏

[@SuperBulldogWarrior]

56:00 my partner got a dashcam after witnessing a car driving the wrong direction lol.

[@aetherdryth1]

Based on the lifeswap question, I would love to see Jesse and crendor swap roles in the podcast for one episode 😂

[@GideonGleeful95]

Dear illustrious sirs, with tears in my eyes, howling in desperation for your words of wisdom in these troubled times I ask you, what is your favourite dinosaur or other prehistoric creature? Mine is probably chalicotherium, it looks like a horse gorilla.

[@terezanovakova278]

Re: Jaromír Jágr - as a Czech, I truly appreciate you'd like to have the old man on in your team, Crendor. Btw, he owns the club he plays for, and he announced in September that he will retire at the end of 2024/2025 season.

[@muncherofbiscuits]

The bathroom story holy, I was crying laughing

[@aetherdryth1]

Also, weed bear? You mean the infamous Weedy the Pooh? 😎 I'll be here all week

[@DoesCrendorMentionTheMoonPhase]

Yes, a First Quarter moon at 57:37.

[@FatKarma999]

A bear screencap? Are we finally talking the news story of the man who dressed as a bear for insurance fraud?! 🐻

[@Mindofthequill]

Crendor wanted to know if we have dash cams, and I do indeed have a dash cam. Got it after my last accident where someone t-boned my old car. Their insurance did not want to believe that person was at fault, so it took like 3 months to get everything solved. My hope is to never have to use the dash cam. However, if I ever need to, it's there.

[@RobbleRouser]

46:08 My guess on how they'll do it is they'll dumb it down in a way that's different from the main game but still enjoyable in its own way. Like when Skullgirls went to mobile: it was a fighting game that turned into a card-collecting resource-management game. There were still fighting elements, but a large part of it was deciding which team works against which CPU opponents as well as allocating which abilities work best. Then you'd level up, get more resources, and the gameplay loop continues. It's definitely not the same tag-team fighting game the main game is, but it's very solid and works in a different way. As a FFXIV fan, I'd say as long as I can play through the story, I'm fine with controls being dumbed down.

[@Surveillance_birb]

I have a weather request for Satans Kingdom, MA. We've kept the Christ in Christmas, but we've forgotten about poor, lonely Satan this holiday season.

[@charleswisconsin9196]

whoa whoa whoa, we have Satan's Kingdom? how have i lived here my entire life and nobody told me this? unless it's in western MA, then there's no way it's as cool as it sounds and those dorks can keep it.

[@Surveillance_birb]

@charleswisconsin9196 is it in Western Mass? Yes. But... .... That's all I got.

[@Ickypumpkin]

I could live the rest of my life without animal crossing, but golden sun part 4 that has been waiting for over a decade. I need that

[@chompompcharly]

Just to be a little nerd and in case anyone didn't know who may or may not be interested, the switch has seen, one brand new metroid game (Metroid Dread), a remaster of metroid prime for gamecube, and is going to get metroid prime 4 (brand new game) next year. Animal crossing received patches, but did also get a small dlc expansion adding in gameplay and content from the spinoff "animal crossing happy home designer." Also only one animal crossing per console, but it's not like we'll have to wait very long for the next one of those. F-zero did get f-zero 99, which is very small but very important, and starfox has seen an official release of starfox 2 on virtual console whereas before it was a slightly unfinished, unreleased game, which again is very small but something. Otherwise we haven't seen it since starfox zero on wiiU.

[@krashanderson2103]

Did the room smells like warm root beer And the towels are oh so fluffy... In Albuquerque??

[@spider-queen]

for weather could you do Tsawwassen, BC, Canada? if you do please note the teeny tiny little piece of Washington at the south point

[@droppedcombofiend2707]

I honestly totally get Crendor on his hatred of Arcane. It'd be like if someone stole your partner, then appeared on a TV show as the protagonist. You're not going to like that show no matter what. Just seeing them will be upsetting.

[@lawfulgrey]

Weather request for Caraquet in New-Brunswick.,Canada. . We Have the Acadian Festival (Tintamare) on august 15th where we make a lot of noise during the parade to signify that we are still here.

[@Khaddo91]

Man I wish there was a way to make a coxncren coin that was somehow an anti-bitcoin because that's a damn fine name

[@Theorak]

Dawnson, Yukon trivia: famously part of the gold rush, in fiction - where Scrooge McDuck struck rich.

[@VBthesmall]

Weather request for my town of Andenes Norway, We have bad weather all year round and a total of "3" restaurants and a cafe. some mountains and whale safari

[@SkribbleNL]

Firstly Love the rants. Secondly there is animal crossing dlc but I assume the dlc didnt sell thst much

[@kaydonrubalcaba]

Weather request: Rubalcaba, Spain It's my family's home town. It's where my last name comes from it's a habitational origin. Sadly I have never been.

[@TheInfiniteCube]

Weather request for Newcastle, Australia

[@DoctorJohn_MD]

I have moved from coast to coast by car three times now and let me tell you...would not recommend. Five consecutive days of 8ish hours of driving, with animals in tow, gets old real fast

[@Dar_Rito]

I've done it once. Never again lol

[@Blitzkrieger17]

Missed opportunity to make an XFL team called The Fentanyl Bears, with a roster full of actual bears on drugs.. another missed opportunity for crendor to ruin jesses career if he woke up in his body, "well it wont the FIRST jesses shit in a bag, but it WILL be the first time in line at whole foods!" 🤣

[@shadowman98]

finally, another one 😄

[@drew7308]

Dear Illustrious Sirs, with tears in my eyes, I beg upon thee to answer mine question: How long would it take you at a sit down restaurant without any attention before leaving? (ex: you have received only glasses of water and nobody has come around to check on you)

[@chilly8678]

Weather request: La verne pretty boring town, except the green power ranger graduated from the high school

[@sk8er2xtreme]

I have a dash cam and have caught some weird things. Highlights are a guy just randomly losing control and ramming a semi truck trailer that was on the side of the freeway. Other one was a lady behind me just going to town flossing while going 70.

[@coozman64]

FF rebirth is by far the best game of the year. Astro bot is a very close second.🤩

[@Evanator404]

Didn't Pocket Camp EOL last month?

[@RileyTNTlego]

Dear illustrious sirs, with tears in my eye, I inquire thee. If you were a Transformer what would you turn into? It can be any vehicle, animal, weapon, tool, plant, building, household appliance, celestial object, anything goes. p.s. If you haven't seen Transformers One you should It's fantastic. Hugs and Kisses

[@The1neo34]

Can I request weather for Birmingham, UK???

[@Makeshift_Housewife]

also they did make animal crossing new horizons dlc, its called happy home paradise

[@SanoKei]

The True True Grift is Crendor not shilling for Jesse to take an edible, which he did anyway

[@charleswisconsin9196]

you don't know what words mean.

[@swedishZ0mBi3]

Actually released during the morning, alright.

[@Trashmantrash]

Okay so their comment on Brothership kinda annoys me because the Mario and Luigi rpg series last game released in 2018.

[@TetraSky]

I have a dashcam and a rear cam. Bought the Viofo A229 Plus 1440p that came with both cameras along with the addon "HK4 Acc Hardwire Kit" to hardwire it to the car instead of having it plugged in through USB. Setup was relatively easy. Just pull the side trims a bit with a plastic pry tool(look for tools designed for cars) and pop the cable in there. Overall took me about 2 hours to do it all, because I was not used to it and had to watch a few tutorials before starting to potentially destroy my car (no damages, thankfully). The image quality is plenty good enough to see plates and faces of pedestrians on the side. I'm up in Canada so there is not much sun to god rays in the videos, but they also have sun filtering lens to put on it. You will want a U3 V30 SDXC card or better, like the sandisk "High Endurance" SDSQQNR-256G-GN6IA.

[@charleswisconsin9196]

that's some snake oil at the end there. all anyone needs is a card big enough to fit what they want. as long as one doesn't buy the cheapest no name ripoff brand, the only numbers or letters that matter is how many gigabytes is it.

[@PhredLevi]

48:47 Does Crendor have the Nintendo Switch Online Expansion Pass that comes with DLC for Mario Kart and Animal Crossing, is that why he doesn’t recognize the Happy Home Paradise paid DLC for Animal Crossing New Horizons as DLC? Because he got it for free?

[@5chr4pn3ll]

Jesse, Indiana Jones where? D:

[@FatJesusHangry]

I miss inscryption

[@MaisieSqueak]

Full agreement about DLC not being a GOTY ... Sucks that it happens. Sucks that it could again. Make a category. Also.. E-Sports (i feel) will NEVER succeed while ACTUAL sports is a thing. The HUGE demographic they're trying, desperately, to get into E-Sports already have REAL Sports to go mad about... They're never side stepping that into games. It just isn't going to happen. E-Sports has a small slice of gamers who will, of course, get into it... but the ratio within gaming people, compared to the ratio in ALL people, is absolutely minute

[@andromidius]

DLC should have its own awards category, for sure. Good DLC is worth celebrating, but not at the expense of great new games.

[@esaedvik]

What do you consider "success" though, in terms of esports "succeeding"? They have millions of viewers (LOL Worlds broke the record with almost 7M peak, excluding China) and millions in prize money for largest tournaments. Real sports audience and esports Venn diagrams have a bit overlap. Some nerds can't stand sports and vice versa. It's no Superbowl, naturally, that has almost 18 times the audience.

[@FatJesusHangry]

Listen crendor Animal Crossing is sitting next Chibi Robo waiting to be brought out for 60 bucks

[@GdByBlueSky]

Weather request for San Luis Potosí, Mexico. It's a city

[@tymmezinni]

Excess McRib sauce? Need to dissolve a body?

[@NateinhazeYo]

Crendor we respect your wrong decision to not watch Arcane

[@lastimosaz]

Dear illustrious sirs with tears in my eye, while I watched a blessed Jesse cox youtube short. He said he had the watched the greatest 🌽that ever existed. Can you both describe the best 🌽you saw? Awaiting you gracious answers with bated breath.

[@charleswisconsin9196]

you're under 18.

[@spencerdokes6056]

5:00 finally talking about jirard eh?

[@SpoRkManiac]

unless jirard made a christian heel turn i didn't know about, i assume all this was actually about tobuscus

[@Sirhc7000]

I locked in bc I thought so too for a second but the more I listened, I realized it's def not about him

[@tpgildersleeve]

Ngl, same, thought it was a weird turn. I guess that scandal is still fresh in our minds and know how connected they were it’s the first place our minds go. I understand keeping things vague, both to avoid inciting harassment and not wanting to advertise a bad creator, but most of the time I wish people would just say it outright so we don’t make assumptions because we are now curious.

[@charleswisconsin9196]

even if we assume Jirard 100% did even the *worst* of what he's been accused of, i don't know how soft your skull has to be to have assumed they meant him. being a dumbass with charity money, possibly even doing it to scam people isn't even REMOTELY the same as Bill Cosbying a bunch of people. which one's worse is up to you i guess, but what kind of simpleton do you have to be to get them confused with each other?

[@tpgildersleeve]

@ what… what are you talking about? I am beyond confused unless you were responding to a comment that someone deleted. The original comment was about Jessie talking about a grifter of some sort, and the first one that came to mind was Jirard (I am pretty convinced that he is guilty, but you seem still on the fence so we’ll not get into all that). I then assume you’re responding to the reply about it being Tobuscus, but even then I don’t know where this hostility is coming from towards anyone here.

[@emotionalsupporthipster659]

🚨👋🏽Dear illustrious sirs, with tears in my eyes, I prostrate myself at your glorious, benevolent (dare I say...) handsome feet. I just got a PS5. What game should I play first? If it helps, I enjoy single-player games (I've played both Horizon games & Cyberpunk).

[@theseesh9163]

yyyaaaassssss

[@JohnBlund94]

I love how little Jesse knows abort sport that he compared a British fotballer going to america with a hockey player going to a EU country. The Czechs are the top 5 usually in the winter Olympics when it comes to hockey. You can't say that about the American "soccer" team. You are adorable Jesse.

[@charleswisconsin9196]

grow up, or put your money where your mouth is big man.

[@MrJol420]

44:00 I AM your friend.. I bought NREAL/Xreal AR glasses the Airs ..and theyre so fucking cool. I read comics and watch 3d movies on my hour and half bus commute now 😂... there's DOZENS of us... when Apple or Meta make AR glasses like XREAL or Virtue... 3d movies will make a comeback I promise. 😂

[@NaviGooseOfTheSmol]

Man, 35 seconds 0 views. This really fell off.

[@spencerdokes6056]

Crendor, they are saving new animal crossing for switch 2 release

[@starmanDX27]

Wonder who the grifter was lol

[@charleswisconsin9196]

not who you think. try paying attention.

[@starmanDX27]

@ I saw another comment mention tobuscus or something and I literally never watched a single video of his, let alone knew anything happened with him dood

[@GRIMHOOD99]

Can we stop spreading that stupid statement that dlc won TGA goty category in the past? No dlc was ever even nominated, people talk about blood and wine winning in the past but it won rpg of the year not the goty. Screw SOTE it's not even best from software dlc to begin with.

[@tymmezinni]

The tiniest amount of investment I have in the VGAs is 100% for Balatro, just because of how annoying Metaphor fans are and personal dislike of Elden Ring. I know it's not gonna happen, though.

[@spencerdokes6056]

Who uses the word cuffing? That's a creeper word

[@lainwakura]

glad to know jesse still only cares about himself and his fame, and not the lives of palestinians 🙄. jesse is a self-absorbed narcissist.

[@rafapt95]

Wtf did I just read

[@charleswisconsin9196]

what. the actual. FUCK are you spazzing on about?

[@SuperWidgetMaster]

Peddling drug sponsorships now are we?

[@charleswisconsin9196]

you're not very bright, are ya?