"Are the scissors broken in your house son?" Gets me everytime
@honeyandlavender_9 ай бұрын
First clip that got me into this show 😂
@Anonymous-sb9rr9 ай бұрын
Ron's hair doesn't even comply with his own rules.
@sparkythancztwise9 ай бұрын
@@Anonymous-sb9rr he surely sees his own as "high and tight"
@TarotVylan7 ай бұрын
@@Anonymous-sb9rrany haircut worn by Ron Swanson outranks the pyramid of greatness.
@joshhardy28605 ай бұрын
I dont have a government job so I am not quite in this league but probably 80% of his libertarianism is me 😂
@SPARTANSIX-110 ай бұрын
“When I eat, it is the food that is scared.” Ron Swanson is my spirit animal.
@bassmaster1179 ай бұрын
Best. Line. Ever. Written
@casey19734 ай бұрын
The fact that you used the term "spirit animal" means that Ron isn't your spirit animal. Lol
@angrydrunkengerman28192 ай бұрын
Once a year, before everyone's birthday, they should pilgrimage to a Ron best-of compilation and spend an hour or two. Remember that standards and being who you are mean something.
@connormurphy34910 ай бұрын
That moment of hesitation before he physically shows his concern and affection for April when she’s upset is just ADORABLE
@nimbuscloud51758 ай бұрын
I think her subtle little smile implying she understands how much the apprehensive, insignificant contact actually means coming from him is what sells it, tbh.
@manfmalachi4 ай бұрын
And I love how she gives him the : it's okay to leave now nod, I'm okay
@antonnurwald5700Ай бұрын
Reminds me of Sheldon. All that was missing was the "there, there"
@antonnurwald5700Ай бұрын
@@nimbuscloud5175 totally
@JackPicko9110 ай бұрын
"is this not rap?"
@Rugmunchersauce310 ай бұрын
(No, Ron. It was much better than Rap)
@swarnavabanerjee10 ай бұрын
OH MY GOD HOW DID I NEVER KNOW THIS EXISTED BEFORE THIS VIDEO
@You_TroII9 ай бұрын
😂😂❤❤🙌🙌
@PizzaHutCEO8 ай бұрын
This makes me think of the Captain Holt line from Brooklyn Nine-Nine
@quidquopro11858 ай бұрын
Sounds a bit like Kaney East or whatever his name is
@carterwgtx10 ай бұрын
The “I can do what I want” permit gag makes me lol every time
@tgood19857 ай бұрын
“I know more than you.” That goes through my head every time im at Lowes
@averydukes95996 ай бұрын
It's called Slowes
@rdeleon41904 ай бұрын
Same here 😂😂😂
@tracyxavierleetowertaylor15033 ай бұрын
I use This exact quote when someone ask me ,"are you looking for something?", response "I know more than you"
@jaredmast23357 ай бұрын
Terrible title. Ron does nothing progressively.
@girloffaith167 ай бұрын
To be fair, if given the choice to do something or nothing, Ron will do nothing. But he will do something if it helps someone else do nothing. He would work all night, if it meant nothing got done
@jackwaters77757 ай бұрын
You win the Internet sir. Here you go 👑
@gary2kr17 ай бұрын
😂😂😂😂
@Enemyofthenewworldorder7 ай бұрын
🤣🤣🤣
@CornShoe7 ай бұрын
Change title to: Ron.
@rahuqraf8 ай бұрын
“Best friend I’ve ever had. We still never talk sometimes.” That line gets me every time 😂
@colin32172 ай бұрын
Especially since that means they still talk, sometimes lol
@ashen-one--x2 ай бұрын
im dying over here 🤣
@joshuanw98056 ай бұрын
One of my favorites is when he destroys a chair he was making because it was too perfect and could’ve been mistaken as machine made
@mckenziepearmain10 ай бұрын
Ron’s “wtf” after Tom bowls takes me out 💀
@BM-wf9uf9 ай бұрын
It's even better when he goes back in disguise and tries it himself 😂
@AmericanHero-c7j6 ай бұрын
“My son is several weeks old, he’s quite familiar with the sound of power tools” I used the same philosophy with my son when I was a musician. He would fall asleep in his highchair while my band practice in my house.
@phil85163 ай бұрын
Me too, im a sky diver so i take my 2 week old son. It is great cos he cant even argue about doing it 👍
@K37-h1z2 ай бұрын
Someday I'll be saying this about my son and firearms
@AmericanHero-c7j2 ай бұрын
@@phil8516 😂
@HotSpringDemon2 ай бұрын
Still funny Ron had a conversation with Dutch Van Der Linde
@ThisHandleFeatureIsStupid2 ай бұрын
@@phil8516 LOL! 😆👌
@channelforwhat10 ай бұрын
'Give a man a fish ; you feed him for a day. Don't teach a man to fish ; you feed yourself. He is a grown man ; fishing is not that hard.' - Ron Swanson
@sarahberkner10 ай бұрын
For me it's hard just because I don't like sitting still for a long time doing nothing.
@orale_10 ай бұрын
@@sarahberknerskill issue
@It4int0ver10 ай бұрын
Give an African a fish, you will feed him for a day. Give him a fisher boat and he will be at your border tomorrow
@hauntedmalk10 ай бұрын
@@sarahberknerthat doesn’t mean it’s hard it just means you don’t enjoy peace
@sparkythancztwise9 ай бұрын
"Fish is for sport only, not for fish meat. Fish meat is practically a vegetable." - also Ron Swanson 😂
@cupofcozy70810 ай бұрын
The vegan bacon bit never gets old😂
@taquitobandito605410 ай бұрын
Same with the Freddy Spaghetti concert haha. Ron is so excited to hear him sing lmao
@cleverusername93698 ай бұрын
Another, please
@drunkenmmamaster4197 ай бұрын
The part where April throws a piece in the trash makes it even funnier 😂
@cleverusername93697 ай бұрын
@@drunkenmmamaster419 yeah, that's..... that's the joke.
@masondegaulle57316 ай бұрын
@@drunkenmmamaster419 I wish they left that bit in
@DisappointedSon08137 ай бұрын
"I know what I'm about, son" Classic.
@Cozy.Mood.B10 ай бұрын
"Your house isn't haunted. You're lonely... Next caller!"
@AliTabaqchali9 ай бұрын
Ron giving everyone a crisp smooth $20 bill is the exact same energy as Holt from B99 steaming his bills
@medealkemy7 ай бұрын
To be fair... they were together at some point 😂
@Astraeus..4 ай бұрын
Ron immediately bonding with Typhoon over a mutual dislike of Europe (albeit with very different origins) is never going to be anything other than fantastic 😅😅
@etcetraetcetra317310 ай бұрын
"I like saying No. It lowers their enthusiasm." I still don't know how he works with Leslie, a very enthusiastic person. 😄
@elcaponeholyemperorofnj11699 ай бұрын
Leslie is that by default, they’re eachother’s foils
@Pink.andahalf9 ай бұрын
You ever notice how often he says no to her, to no avail?
@tyrant-den8848 ай бұрын
it is because her enthusiasm will not lower that he must respect her.
@TechWiz7175 ай бұрын
It’s very clearly addressed in the show on numerous occasions. He respects Leslie for her gumption and principles. He may not agree with them at all but he would rather work with strong willed and principled people than milquetoast yes men
@skryptre5 ай бұрын
The more enthusiasm a person has, the more they could lose, providing ron more opportunity to do what he likes
@NUFCtillidie910 ай бұрын
Lucy saying “wow” gets me every time 😂
@RibbonRailProfuctions9 ай бұрын
Tom almost lost her at that moment 😂
@leonemaledetto15009 ай бұрын
Tom would have been 0 for 2 if Ron had wanted to play.
@jcmick84305 ай бұрын
Sploosh
@buttonsmasherr68810 ай бұрын
0:30 Lucy was definitely digging Ron for a moment there as he dug into his bacon wrapped leg
@Rugmunchersauce310 ай бұрын
Tom lost her at that very moment, methinks. She has a beautifull upper half. I missed the bottom half but I imagine it was equally hot.
@WhiteKnuckleRide5129 ай бұрын
@@Rugmunchersauce3are you a psychopath? Who talks like this
@kathrynck8 ай бұрын
I mean, what girl wouldn't?
@TechWiz7175 ай бұрын
@@Rugmunchersauce3Tom ends up with her in the end, they do breakup not too long after that scene, but it’s because Tom is not over Wendy (his ex wife, who married him for a green card that he ended up falling for) being with Ron.
@kingjellybean97953 ай бұрын
Nah more like watching natgeo and seeing a lion just take a chunk out of a zebra
@nickbitlee9 ай бұрын
Ron is 100% the best character on Parks.
@growlerthedog10 ай бұрын
3:48 is such a precious moment.
@Kunal_Phapale9 ай бұрын
You have accidentally given me the food that my food eats😂😂
@deninpaul75098 ай бұрын
😂
@Wolf_31256 ай бұрын
Is he wrong? 😂😂
@samuelwoods16410 ай бұрын
I love how he became Typhoons best man.
@andcrafter479010 ай бұрын
the last one is extra funny when you realize he is the head of the parks department he is the person you would go to in order to get a permit to slaughter a pig in a park
@Rugmunchersauce310 ай бұрын
You're right. Maybe that's why he had that special permit. No... there must be some kinda mistake.
@sugoistalin78097 ай бұрын
Ron is the kinda guy that if you asked him for a permit to slaughter a pig in a park, he call you an idiot because you asked for a permit instead of just doing it.
@en48334 ай бұрын
What do you mean extra funny? That’s literally the joke
@andcrafter47904 ай бұрын
@en4833 most people assume the joke is 'I can do what I want (because this is america)' instead of 'I can do what I want (because I am in charge of this park)'
@Slackow4 ай бұрын
@@andcrafter4790though right after it was cut off here, Ron does say "I'm the director of the parks department, and this is a park"
@losiglowful6 ай бұрын
"He's a grown man. Fishing's not that hard." Great line 😂
@nlafave200110 ай бұрын
"I'd never lose to a boar" 😤
@Wolf_31256 ай бұрын
Exactly. That boar will become pork chops, bacon, sausage, ribs, and pulled pork.
@leemateema068 ай бұрын
The Dutch van der Linde and Ron Swanson crossover is not something I knew I needed
@JC4202310 ай бұрын
11:53 Ron's _I couldn't be more proud_ face
@kellysmith73579 ай бұрын
😭
@johnnyeaton10 ай бұрын
This was great. I lost my signal in the middle of Ron saying, "I have a joke for you: The government--"
@islaslilyyy10 ай бұрын
“Is a gerbil marrying a rabbit?”😂😂
@gamingbubs363410 ай бұрын
Ron finds his videos uploaded on a website *Proceeds to yeet his computer in trash*
@drunkenmmamaster4197 ай бұрын
ERASE ALL PICTURES OF RON !
@markkostka68977 ай бұрын
The age at which a person stops using the word yeet and using the word literally to emphasize a point is the age they finally achieve adulthood.
@globbyakaweirdjellyguy95410 ай бұрын
That “Swason” turkey leg does look yummy.😋 I love that a lot of what Ron Swanson does is what Nick Offerman does in real life.😊❤
@spenser99084 ай бұрын
Offerman is a liberal cuck.
@rookmacron9 ай бұрын
6:09 Ron Swanson also dislikes Dutch’s plan.
@elecshield6 күн бұрын
He just needs some God. Damn. FAITH!
@Shiestey3 ай бұрын
“I have a joke for you, the government in this town is excellent and uses your tax dollars efficiently” is exactly how I felt when my city turned a 4 lane road into a 2 lane and painted bike lanes and set up plastic road dividers that people just run over anyway and they keep having to send out workers to replace them. Thanks Baltimore, you’re the best.
@Mark-hz5nc6 ай бұрын
"People can see you, son!" I've used that line many times since I first heard it.
@tomaszlukaszewicz446810 ай бұрын
You can agree with Ron or not, one thing is certain: he is confident and consistent in pursuing his goal.
@ditasaule161810 ай бұрын
What is his goal? 🤣
@tomaszlukaszewicz446810 ай бұрын
@@ditasaule1618 introducing his idea of government and free market. After all, he is a libertarian
@drunkenmmamaster4197 ай бұрын
@@tomaszlukaszewicz4468 Ron’s what got me into being a libertarian fr
@mikemcmullen50065 ай бұрын
@@drunkenmmamaster419Like the "free to do whatever you want if it doesn't harm anyone else, but government still exists and provides basic services" libertarian? Or the "big business is free to charge tolls for roads and taxes are suspended and we gotta rely on rich people and corporations for everything, and possibly Nazis in the streets and police becomes a private business" libertarian? Kind of hard to tell with some people anymore.
@TrashPanda51508 ай бұрын
I've seen so many clips of this show, it feels like I have actually watched it.
@ShineMin-ig3cj6 ай бұрын
Fr
@leonidasjunior463610 ай бұрын
"I like a strong, salt of the earth, self-possessed woman at the top of her field" - dates Tamys
@pipevaca965710 ай бұрын
She's top of the game in hell
@Cozy.Mood.B10 ай бұрын
Even marries them :D
@Ginglees10 ай бұрын
shes the head of her field in the library
@TheRealDebussyFarts10 ай бұрын
The Tammies are certainly possessed.
@nooneyouknowhere61488 ай бұрын
Tammy #2 is his real life wife so......
@Martinator9178 ай бұрын
5:40 “I once work with a guy for 3 years, and never learned his name. Best friend I ever had. We still never talk sometimes.”
@joimumu3 ай бұрын
I imagine he calls him from time to time and both of them says nothing
@Ytviews4910 ай бұрын
When he pulled out his tooth (prank), everybody left grossed out, except Leslie. She's his most genuine frnd.
@Anonymous-sb9rr9 ай бұрын
"...me, Tom and all the other ladies..." --Leslie Knope
@Thorn998559 ай бұрын
I really like the fake tooth pull during their meeting. April was kinda into it but even she ran out. All the reactions were priceless. 😂
@CreamyPesto5054 ай бұрын
The vegan bacon scene is one of the most underrated moments of the show. It lives in my head rent free.
@carson.strong_10 ай бұрын
11:30 “is this not rap?” 💀
@G-Unit11113 ай бұрын
"There is no silence. There is only Doc McStuffins."
@43labontepetty7 ай бұрын
“The government in this town is excellent and uses your tax dollars efficiently”. Best joke ever.
@aprilvanderweide72117 ай бұрын
“Fish meat is practically a vegetable” 😂
@finnpmc996310 ай бұрын
I just realized that when Ben tells ron about the boar that gore's him, he probably chose that particular death because he is such a GoT fan and references Robert who died gored by a boar
@Zorbino882 ай бұрын
I love these compilations that have been coming out over the last year or so, this one is probably my favorite 🤣
@23v0lv327 ай бұрын
“I like saying no. It lowers their enthusiasm” ahaha 😂
@ninjagregshow94234 ай бұрын
" There's one thing I hate more than lying, skim milk which is water That's lying about being milk." The pure disdain on his face😂
@LeoZhao012 ай бұрын
"Fish meat is practically a vegetable" I genuinely live by this phrase
@hwizell74788 ай бұрын
You had me at meat tornado 🌪️
@drunkenmmamaster4197 ай бұрын
It did sound delicious tho 😂
@Okinawatrip5 ай бұрын
"You gave me the food that my food eats." Gotta use this more often.
@nerevar21857 ай бұрын
I like how Andy just takes the burger partially eaten and then proceeds to finish it 😂
@keanureeves731710 ай бұрын
6:02 just now realized Dutch van der linde is in parks and rec 😂
@stefanfilipovits219 ай бұрын
Oh my god! It’s him!!!! How tf did I miss that. I bet he’s got a plan.
@keanureeves73179 ай бұрын
@@stefanfilipovits21just one more score Ron and we can go buy some land!
@stefanfilipovits219 ай бұрын
@@keanureeves7317 he and Ron are gonna go to Tahiti
@higharchbishopofteatasting62175 ай бұрын
@@stefanfilipovits21Only if Ron keeps his GAHDAHMN FAITH.
@DoggosAndJiuJitsu8 ай бұрын
This show will be legendary forever.
@ChandlerWorsham2 ай бұрын
6:00 I’ve seen this scene so many times yet I’m just now realizing, that man is Dutch Van Der Linde
@BillyOnYouTube2 ай бұрын
Me too 😂
@Lobomaru0210 ай бұрын
"I'm just making sure nobody ever has to eat this." Destroy the false bacon, Ron. Destroy it all.
@MusicLover-my6fo10 ай бұрын
You forgot the best one - "Does the white whale actually symbolize the unknowability and meaningless of human existence? No, it's just a sh!tty fish."
@brian63914 ай бұрын
The diner workers understanding head nod after “Give me all the bacon and eggs you have” kills me every time haha
@JPMJPM10 ай бұрын
I never realized until now how similar Ron Swanson and Dwight Schrute are.
@scruffd0g19310 ай бұрын
Yep they would definitely be good be friends. Maybe different religions and political beliefs but still would be good friends.
@Rugmunchersauce310 ай бұрын
Yet THERE IS ONLY ONE RON SWANSON !!! ONLY ONE RON SWANSON !
@bearhall491910 ай бұрын
False.
@sarahberkner10 ай бұрын
They are not, they're different personalities.
@ericng765610 ай бұрын
He is a lot more similar to Raymond Holt
@Wock_Starzz10 ай бұрын
Absolutely LOVE parks and recreation❤️ best show ever!
@Rugmunchersauce310 ай бұрын
Me too. Not JUST because I still have a thing for April Ludgate (or Aubrey Plaza ? I really don't know. 🤔)🖤
@samuelluria474410 ай бұрын
@@Rugmunchersauce3 - Aubrey Plaza is hot as hell. Totally edible.
@TernenceRichard4 ай бұрын
Blessed is the man who expects nothing, for he shall never be disappointed.
@matthewgallaway36754 ай бұрын
Sometimes you expect nothing and receive punishment
@ruidadgmailcanada85082 ай бұрын
@@matthewgallaway3675 Stoicism: and this too.
@MatthewG124710 ай бұрын
9:29 Ron is a genius.
@Rytonic696 ай бұрын
I would love to work for Ron Swanson. Like April, I too would get nothing done, and replace my keyboard with a griddle to make pancakes at my desk. I could do anything I want
@lostcauselancer3336 ай бұрын
In the grim darkness of Ron’s domestic life, there is no silence. There is only Doc McStuffins.
@ReadDeadRedemption_10 ай бұрын
I live by the rules of Ron Swanson and that won't change!
@ruairiodonohoe253310 ай бұрын
About most of his personality traits he's basically mocking libertarians(the actor)
@mr.k41810 ай бұрын
@@ruairiodonohoe2533and yet they love him.
@Rugmunchersauce310 ай бұрын
Good for you, son. 😉👍
@mr.l87237 ай бұрын
Best character in the entire series. No ifs ands or buts!
@ralphmueller372510 ай бұрын
@0:16 Words of a hero right there.
@johnnysothersack682910 ай бұрын
2:34 that looks like a mug and a paper cup at the same time lmao
@thisisahandlelol10 ай бұрын
yeah it is. it's those fancy paper cups with handles
@mithril15843 ай бұрын
"you're literally listening to turkey calls" "is this not rap?"
@MichaelOfRohan22 минут бұрын
Wow right off the bat with a few bangers. Another, please.
@AlkalineGamingHD9 ай бұрын
flank steak hangover cure is something else. Its not his usual porterhouse or tbone. Rons onto something here!
@Raellives8 ай бұрын
Its the wet socks.
@drunkenmmamaster4197 ай бұрын
My grandma told me about the flank steak hangover cure a long time ago 😂 never heard of the wet socks tho
@smylesg10 ай бұрын
I wouldn't necessarily say these scenes get "more Ron," but it's darn close.
@Rugmunchersauce310 ай бұрын
Hahaha ! Yes !
@hamster28456 ай бұрын
"...and women are brought to him." 😅🤣
@cloudcollector835 ай бұрын
6:12 holy sh*t, that's Dutch van der Linde!🤠😱
@fw-d042614 күн бұрын
5.56 Ron is talking to Dutch Van Der Linde.
@brockefellar6 күн бұрын
I just noticed that myself 😂
@TheClonejackjackАй бұрын
I love how everyone in this show always tried to get Ron’s approval in some way really showing just how much they respect him and look up to him.
@dueinuremom50829 ай бұрын
I want to walk through the woods with this man in absolute silence while thinking about my hatred of the government.
@eggnogalcoholic8 ай бұрын
I woke up my husband from laughing so hard so I need to finish watching this in the morning with him 😭
@Klockorino10 ай бұрын
6:02 dude has a plan to go to Tahiti, but he needs more money
@IceAxe19404 ай бұрын
*Muneh
@K37-h1z2 ай бұрын
Ron getting along with typhoon always makes me happy
@lv.2073Ай бұрын
5:51 The cut to John’s stoic baby face killed me
@jchristian82149 ай бұрын
The pyramid of greatness should be required to be taught in our schools.
@ruidadgmailcanada85082 ай бұрын
I have it proudly displayed at my work station (Carpentry) with my attained boxes highlighted. I love it when people look at it in fascination. I'm getting there Ron. ❤
@Salulo8 ай бұрын
In case you didn't know, the construction worker at 06:13 is Dutch from Red Dead Redemption
@akari303810 ай бұрын
Never thought I'd see Dutch van der Linde in park and rec 😭
@JuneWebb-i3l4 ай бұрын
Sometimes your joy is the source of your smile, but sometimes your smile can be the source of your joy.
@nickp40847 ай бұрын
Lmao "I know more than you" cracked me up.
@epiclilbeast43533 ай бұрын
Ron swanson. The only man Swanson to be steps ahead of Dutch Van der Linde
@TarotVylan7 ай бұрын
You know the video is gonna be great when the FIRST clip is "i'm Ron f**king Swanson."
@lame96667 ай бұрын
I’ll pretend like this isn’t supposed to be getting “progressively more Ron” but thanks for the Ron compilation
@FredericSain4 ай бұрын
She had that tint of craziness in her soul that made her believe she could actually make a difference.
@MachiavellisThePrince7 ай бұрын
Crying is acceptable at funerals and the Grand Canyon. The automatic door closer is neither.
@kylnpilln199 ай бұрын
"child labor laws are ruining this country" HAH LMFAO💀
@wamrainc1765 ай бұрын
11:55 that my friend is the real look of someone who is really proud of someone else lol
@CookNLooch51821 күн бұрын
“I’d never lose to a boar 🐗 “ is underrated af😂
@goonsquad82587 ай бұрын
Despite being on the exact opposite end of the political spectrum, I relate to Ron on a spiritual level. I can think of nothing I would enjoy more than a barber who says nothing, and I have no idea how to buy gifts for people.
@liinahyvarinen23889 ай бұрын
Can I as a Finnish person claim him as an honorary Finnish person? He’s literally the most Finnish person I have ever seen, that has not been Finnish
@879PC7 ай бұрын
I knew there had to be even more reasons to love Finland
@gary2kr17 ай бұрын
Lol😂😂😂😂
@ap4x4527 ай бұрын
Moving to Finland🛫
@StephenWest-t2v6 ай бұрын
Unfortunately Ron has a very specific feeling about Europe. It would take time.
@nightsgrow65756 ай бұрын
@@StephenWest-t2vI think that’s just because he’s American and don’t know enough about Finland. Once he hears about kalsarikännit he’s booking the next flight over (getting drunk in your underwear).