"True Lies" | EP 623 : The Pete and Sebastian Show | "Full Episode"

[@johntoro2k]

I am a 24 year old gen-z, I watch most of the top comedy podcasts that are killing it statistically. The pete and sebastian show is one of the only shows that I dont have playing in the background for white noise purposes, this show keeps me engaged all the way through and makes me laugh out loud while pounding on my desk consistently. That is what is missing for some of these statistically greater podcasts, they're looking for clips and at times rely on very seedy topics, sometimes even hacky, but here we have two of some of the most talented comedians that just do it so differently, originality and just next level commentary! They have a kid that's 30 years younger commenting on their video attempting to let them know (sebastian) just how impressive in comparison this content is. One of the very few podcasts that I watch religiously where I cant wait for the next episode to come out. Much love to you both and patrick

[@stephsmith3857]

It’s like listening in on a conversation with 2 buddies, sharing stories, life stuff, unfiltered and authentic. The kicker with these guys is they are freaking funny too. No other cast can hold a candle to their original style

[@sheilasweeney1479]

They are best when they are just being themselves. Todays cast was exceptional! They were unfiltered and so effing SILLY😂 All that talk about CIA, Seb would tell Lana EVERYTHING. Pete is killing some ‘casual’ mugger in a dark alley bc he had a bad show and wailed on him. Punched him to death. Then saying Lana would say, “Well mb he fell down after u hit him n that’s how he died. Pete: “Nope! I strangled him till he stopped breathing, baby.” When he said that, I started kicking my leather recliner in hysterics 😂😂😂 Too damn funny! Also when Pete said he could murder someone right in front of Jackie and she wouldn’t care!

[@wannabefulltimers]

you said it perfectly!

[@MATT_G81]

28 here and couldn’t agree any more 🙌🙌

[@SalernoOfficial]

I love it when Sebastian huffs and then”Bro, let me get your take on this” and then the lean in and the hushed voice

[@TheFoodie101]

ahahhaaha!

[@constantinosmavroyannis9409]

there is no other podcast like this in the whole world. this is the best one. period.

[@matthewspicer5609]

Agreed

[@vitalitymindbodymedicine2993]

Oh Pete! I love how you called out Sebastian on his need for the spotlight! So awesome and funny!

[@benjaminfrank_]

Asking for each other’s take on random topics is the best part 😂 ,but man I miss the old airport stories true classics.

[@loving_lioness3518]

Agreed

[@joelalvarez4423]

I totally agree. The bits that they would do where Sebastian is just thoroughly disappointed in Pete’s actions and Pete would get all stressed out about his responses…. Those were gold. My other favorite aspect of the show was when Pete would go on a roll, and Sebastian would literally be crying laughing. Those like honest bits where Pete would critique his own character flaws are better than his standup in my opinion which is pretty good.

[@Ziptie258]

I lived for the airport stories they made me howl

[@micheleczawursky620]

Or Pete- car & hotel stories 🤣😂🤣

[@whegotsa8874]

Pete’s 🛳️ cruise stories 💛

[@jessicaacoleman3852]

What's your taaaaake... I can't help saying that to my husband now when I need his opinion on something. 😂😂😂😂😂 you have to do the Maniscalco hand motion with the pinching of the fingers and pulling it out like you are stretching taffey. Lol... You guys are awesome. A piece of home. I married a guy from GA and it anchored me here. Anything that gives me a feel for the North, I grovel for it. Thank you guys so much for what you do. Six Flags Great Adventure, Jackson, NJ. Shout out!!!

[@anthonytrakas6605]

All I can count on is every Tuesday at noon I can crack up for an hour watching the cast. I could never just listen to it. I give a shit what number they put you at, it’s by far my favorite.

[@hacreativemystics]

👏🏽👏🏽👏🏽👏🏽👏🏽thank you for ALL the laughs. Praying Pete gains the success level elevated & that Sebatian continues his rise. God bless these guys and their homes.

[@VinnyMo77]

This pod deserves a million views minimum. God Bless!🙏🏼

[@BJJ_Richie]

18:56 trust me my daughter is a teacher! 1st year , just graduated college ! , trust me boys the proudness and love is elated!!!! the best !

[@shannonoconnor5502]

I can be having the WORST day ever, but I turn these guys on and I’m laughing so hard and loud, the bad day is goooooone! I’m going to Sebastian’s show in Boston this weekend…. Cannot wait. I pray Pete is with him! That would be the absolute best😌

[@kendellthomas8728]

Pete cracks me UP!!! "smarter than all these Hic-Ups" had me rolling!!

[@stephsmith3857]

Busy life but never miss this Podcast- never disappoints.

[@judygrancich3756]

Never - the best!

[@epel4416]

100% team Pete on the whole campus police thing. Let Jackie through.

[@johncosta495]

Listener since the beginning. Pete you nailed it..I'm not the social media type.. I come to the cast to listen to refined wisdom from comedic craftsmen. I understand it's my duty to spread this free wisdom. And from now on I'll do my best to share to my friends.

[@BJJ_Richie]

BTW Patricks laugh in the background is fucking priceless! LMAO !

[@mopingapples]

Pure entertainment comedy gold!!😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@wannabefulltimers]

This podcast is highly underated! I can't wait for Tuesdays.

[@aloha-2262]

These are the casts I miss!🤣 this was the best!

[@sallycasas4170]

"The backpack wrinkled my shirt."🤣

[@lizmontilla1985]

I'm so happy I work from home by myself because this one made me CACKLE. Thanks for another great cast, boys.

[@perretti]

You guys keep me sane. This is Literally mental health treatment.

[@godiskungen27]

You 2 Guys are the BEST medicine for deppression or sadness…instantly out of it….1 episode..and all troubles…gooone🤣❤️❤️ Love you 2 Bless You Both❤❤

[@hrollins11]

Patrick laughing so hard in the background has me dying laughing 😂😂

[@elianadimase4135]

They r the best !!! I don’t know why they aren’t more popular

[@JessieTG]

No vulgarity, or fake news. That’s what gets views for some weird reason😵‍💫

[@DipshizMcGee]

The things that come off the top of Pete’s head crack me up every podcast.

[@howardhill3395]

you guys are so funny...truly comedy gold!

[@dianemancino]

Love HicCups😂😂🤣🤣

[@philmakris8507]

Seb singing at the Wynn: worst idea since About My Father.

[@DomSornberger]

Love Tuesday uploads!! 💪🏼

[@dianemancino]

So Great Sabastian n Pete you Guys So FUNNY KEEP IT COMING🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤗❤❤

[@lynno1974]

If Seb broke out with the piano singing, singing in Italian...I think Lana would laugh...

[@staceylacey5587]

I *literally* spit out my Energy drink when Pete asked Sebastian "Is that when Lana is backing out of the doorway?" (in reference to the Q what Sebastian would do if Caruso said he wanted to be a River Raft Guide in Colorado & Seb asking "Who told you THAT was a good idea?")... I have not SPIT beverage due to laughing at a clever joke in YEARS! THANK YOU guys SO MUCH for the years of laughs!

[@bigwill-pn5xc]

You guys keep saying it's the best cast ! Cause it is fantastic.

[@Realworldnews247]

Petey is the man

[@chrisromeromusic]

This was such a hilarious episode! 😂😂😂 y’all had me dying!

[@TaylorKay619]

I'll say it, pure entertainment ! 😂

[@brigitteellis282]

Time flies!! I love you guys ❤ smiles an laughs Thank you!

[@LoneRunner312]

"It's all been a lie." -Sebastian Maniscalco

[@1veryfunnygirl]

😂😂😂

[@MartinezLVTV]

Thats the 2025 tour name 👍

[@Sd1234Drake-km1ff]

If Pete's ever made a valid point it was today... You're dealing with bong hits guy!! So glad I was here for it 😅

[@brookeanderson2631]

This was an awesome episode guys! You had me laughing all the way home from work on my long commute ❤🙏🏼

[@apocketfullofsunshine6060]

Thx so much! love the cast!! 🎉🎉

[@Justicetyga]

Pete & Sebastian could legitimately sell me anything and I’ll buy it the Omaha steaks was the greatest investment meat was unbelievable 🤘

[@JessieTG]

Guys, you normally have me in stitches laughing, but all these beautiful songs I’m crying my eyes out😭😭

[@michaelsullivan6164]

The city of VERDONIA is sending Pete another letter after this one hahaha. Saying you and your wife... hit the road! 😂 what ever happened with that letter btw? Was it real?

[@philmakris8507]

You have to pay their cheap ass patreon to hear. Lame. Like they don't have enough money. GTFO.

[@nicolethompson14]

Pete had Sebastian laughing as usual

[@kstrawberry3309]

I heard this song for the first time in 2020. I heard IL VOLO'S version sung by Ignazio Boschetto. This song brought me to tears. There has never been a song that has moved me or touched me in such a way. I can't put words to how this song makes me feel. If you haven't heard the version sung by Ignazio Boschetto, it is just as Beautiful! Enjoy!

[@topherbarrow4631]

I've been playing guitar for 35 years and I'm laughing my ass off!

[@dianemancino]

SO GREAT U2❤❤

[@bcaching1442]

21:35 the way the background guy is cracking up 😂

[@emixze]

Saw you both in Philadelphia last week! Super funny :)

[@ingelathune-boyle]

Best podcast out there. By far.

[@mariaguardanapo7826]

OMG!!!!😂😂😂😂 I PEED my sofa !!, petes expression 😆 listening to the piano song 🎵 that maniscalco wants to learn. 😂😂😂😂 omg guys I'm dying 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@CynthiaMelito-lp1gn]

Taking Sarafina's recital spot.......burst out laughing!

[@Yeeeeeeeeee656]

Great cast!!!!

[@toadmarz]

Good hang guys! Had me laughing out loud. Thx

[@diannawilliams6923]

Well done! Learning an instrument in your old age is good for you

[@anitachuran6303]

Best Cast ever today!!!

[@santiagogarcia4548]

One of the funniest shows I've seen

[@philmakris8507]

Just imagine 60 parents running for the exits at the recital hall. 😅

[@loving_lioness3518]

Y'all are the best

[@dianemancino]

Love Sabastian love his Cop story Law enforcement n Pete

[@dianemancino]

Love this Kee😊p It Coming

[@meganbrown7484]

Best Cast ever!!

[@laurastarbrook1308]

In love watching them, it's like living through other parents but I'm not married with no kids😂

[@BJJ_Richie]

52:37 dudes my keyboard just fizzled! from my tears! LOL tremendous song ! lol

[@rosep9866]

Bless you guys, for making us laugh ... Need to talk about puffy

[@RubioMLB]

This was hilarious🤣🤣 just like the oldies 👍🏼

[@1veryfunnygirl]

This was hilarious!!! I ❤️ you guys!!! 😂😂😂

[@firstaozlastaoz8212]

Your proudest moment will be when your child finds a great spouse & has children & does a great job raising your grandchildren. Don't pressure your kids, they will do whatever interests them & let's face e it not many kids end up playing in pros. If they have natural ability they will do whatever it is that they are good at. Feel that way about your kids now without them being in CIA or on field at Notre Dame. My parents let us do our thing, no pressure whatsoever.

[@SirSuperFlyy]

49:06 Ok Pete, hitting those high notes! 😆

[@hiphides5661]

Love you guys!

[@nathanmiller1840]

You guys never saw "True Lies" with Schwarzenegger?

[@nathanmiller1840]

CIA????? You want her working 80+ hours and week and stressed the fuck out? Teacher is much better guy. Summers off? CIA ain't given any summers off

[@dohnjoe4516]

They don't care, just wanna be able to brag about it to everyone

[@philmakris8507]

They watch too many lame ass Tom Cruise movies. Most CIA ppl sit in some cubicle analyzing reports on shit like "what is the rutabaga production of Eastern Romania

[@use2windsurf]

Sebastian is hilarious, I discovered Pete following him. I could sit for hours listening to these guys, there is no better podcast.

[@dianemancino]

Love PETE WHEN HE TALKED ABOUT GOODFELLAD THATS WHAT U2 R FUNNY😊

[@Chris-P]

Seb, you should secretly plan to play that at one of your shows lol have a grand piano on stage and let the lights slowly reveal you sitting there playing 😂

[@godbodyheru]

best episode so far lol

[@pernillalindgren7681]

Pete, you are hilarious 😂

[@dagodino]

Bocelli's ' Ama credi e vai' is another great one! How awesome would it be if Causo learned to sing! Introduce him to the song' O Solo Mio', by Enrico! , the first million selling record!, and later an english version done by Elvis, 'It's Now or Never' which became one of his biggest hits.

[@susanshew2373]

HILARIOUS!

[@dianemancino]

Loved Ya SABASTIAN AT MADISON SQ GARDEN SHOW SO GREAT YOUR GREAT N ALWAYS HILARIOUS🤣🤣🤣🤗❤LOVEYA HERE IN NY❤

[@dianemancino]

About School SO FUNNY😂😂😂😂😂😅😅

[@tommy5starrrrr]

Hahaa hilarious, Best pod out there

[@anthonyarnone1917]

That’s beautiful, smooch in on a duet with his daughter

[@perretti]

I learned to play guitar at 50. I learned a dozen songs in 6 months. I think Guitar is harder than piano because it hurts your fingers and it’s hard to change chords. But piano, it’s all laid out flat. You can definitely learn to play one song.

[@evelynh4172]

Love you guys

[@sheilasweeney1479]

I have something for Pete’s Funeral. Google “Another one bites the dust dance flash mob”. A woman in Britain hired these 4 girls to dance at her funeral. The song comes on and the girls get up and dance 1by 1. Ppl looking around like, WTH? What’s ur take? Seb playing Bochelli or flash mob of hot girls dancing to Queen?😅😂❤

[@anthonyarnone1917]

Saw you both in Pittsburgh…awesome show

[@stephanieduff132]

Great show

[@donnahughes-w4o]

“My Kid is Wicked Smaht!”

[@moonchild9315]

I deliver pianos can’t play them tho 😂

[@xandinho17]

8:20 this is the CAST guy. Coupla guys being dudes

[@susanshew2373]

I wouldn't want my kids to go into the FBI until they get their act together!

[@BJJ_Richie]

4:30 shit he's tougher then you are now!!!! LOL ;)

[@CarrieLaCubana]

Pete love that coffee cup. You guys selling dose??

[@kasey72]

I'm already paying 15 a month on you tube, enough with all the subscriptions!!!!

[@SamMiller-v5l]

It's all been a lie"😂

[@Tramonti714]

You can't beat this COMEDY! NO MORE COMPLAINTS ON ADDS. IT'S BEING SELFISH AND UNAPPRECIATIVE. UPBRINGING IS THE REASON YOU DO IT!

[@sweets21268]

hahaahhaaha Mission Impossible Pete & Sebastian AHHAHAHAHHAHAH I just cant AHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAAAA

[@afeeser]

I played guitar and piano when I was younger. I think guitar is just a little bit more impressive (if your doing more than just chords).