Truly Terrible Life Hacks

[@senseimonkey6290]

you should win an Oscar for visual effects with that intro

[@humunculoid9421]

senseimonkey you are the bad

[@monkeytree4435]

The affects were the best thing I’ve ever seen That says something

[@Max-ok8js]

Yeah, loved the Watermark on the Portal.

[@CaseyShontz]

senseimonkey and acting

[@baileybrian9560]

But what about the outro?? Did you even see the grace and fluidity of that skeleton? I was brought to tears. (And i dont care if Slazo didn't create it, he will still be receiving the Oscar and full credit for it)

[@asbestoss919]

If Slazo existed he would be a pretty cool guy

[@water9892]

Hold up...

[@omprakashchoudhary1114]

HE GOT -LIGMA- *SUCON*

[@kimzee59]

@@omprakashchoudhary1114 What's.... *Top 10 photos taken seconds before disaster*

[@user-dv2fw1vc3e]

He's a great Anime character, I agree.

[@zoravoros1944]

9

[@Roseshade667]

Every time you distort the videos I feel like I'm on an acid trip or something

[@aaliyaramanathan5362]

when he said 'the pepsi falls out' I just imagined like a solid block of pepsi falling out of the bottle and it made me laugh so hard

[@mrnotanoobnoobnoob2353]

life hack: if you never have a job you will never be fired...

[@reee5806]

*FBI:* Dont fucking move

[@ericbowsman2456]

are we bringing back the no honey no money thing?

[@charliechristensen8140]

Life hacked

[@shutupberdly]

*FBI OPEN UP*

[@alexandradordzhieva3835]

*_B I G B R A I N T I M E_*

[@darksev.6468]

Life hack: Pull the pin off a grenade and hold it for a few minutes.

[@megamachopop]

I mean... technically that wouldn't actually do anything?

[@DumbArse]

megamachopop It depends but it would be a fun afternoon activity for sure

[@10scottdan]

You forgot the spoon :P

[@strigitus]

Dark Sev. Seconds*

[@baileyboss500]

Dávid Végső it wouldn’t do anything you need to let the clamp go

[@Versaucey]

I don't remember this in Doctor Who.

[@Lucas-gg3dd]

Versaucey well, season 11 isn’t out entirely yet

[@LorddexGAMNG]

Versaucey its in the classic series

[@eugeemz]

Doctor who?

[@axile9897]

Who?

[@bernred4272]

Its australian special

[@chipdippy5902]

*_-not too late my friend to get up and try again-_*

[@turdy_water7646]

That sounded pretty edgy pal

[@chipdippy5902]

@@turdy_water7646 stop bullyin me smh😔🤙

[@therealsystemshadey1409]

I mean you have to be legally skilled to say this.

[@chipdippy5902]

@@therealsystemshadey1409 true m8

[@turdy_water7646]

@@chipdippy5902 no

[@noxqiii]

Cool life hack: Give everyone your social security number

[@beesinpyjamas9617]

You'll never lose it!

[@mooncrackers2887]

Mine is 66666666666666666666 I know its long

[@mopbuckets4734]

mine is 6969696969696969696969. i know it's long.

[@kubagurpl8130]

mine is 123-45-6789

[@shutupberdly]

Mine is 9348-9678765-8765abcyeeyee

[@youknowwhatithinking2815]

I know how to get 100% headshot rate all the time in the shooting range!!1!1 Turn the gun 180 degrees and place it where your head is placed. Now pull trigger. It worked for m-

[@shrine6749]

You know what I thinking RIP

[@Koala019]

Shrine are u okay?

[@rei3445]

@@Koala019 he had a stroke

[@yellownormie4112]

Yeah, I can't even tell what is happening in the dissorted ones.

[@divine5328]

Same

[@BrookD.Artist]

It was for copyright I think

[@napstablook3935]

makes me mad

[@yellownormie4112]

@@BrookD.Artist Yes it was. But still.

[@mavenYGO]

*Pepsi Bottle, Coca cola glass* I don't give a damn

[@malloryminx]

William Spence should have more upvotes 🤷🏻‍♀️

[@adam_wynne]

A classic 👌🏻💕

[@joshcrook6975]

William Spence dang*

[@starringvincentprice]

SourSlushii you watched the whole video right? Or are you making a joke I don’t get?

[@urznightmare]

BEPIS

[@stefanalber3463]

Yall, pedestrians: Data or data? Slazo, ascended: Dada

[@grumbu5]

Stefan Kekso i say data and dada i am ascended x2

[@KittyCat-qj1tk]

I say both

[@Fanrose2475]

I saw m'data for I am a supreme gentleman **tips fedora**

[@Skrawnsan]

Dada or Daddy?

[@rabbiqa]

Slazhoes: Daddy 😍😏😩👅💦

[@samanthaduke9552]

*do a face reveal!*

[@simpburs]

OwO

[@cruzmercuri-draca8233]

HawYee - uwu

[@simpburs]

@@cruzmercuri-draca8233 owu

[@_.dutchie._]

@@simpburs o3o

[@blakecook9266]

Greene the intruder (*^ω^*)

[@chronicwizdom8638]

That ASMR at the end got me moister then an oister

[@senseimonkey6290]

You need to acknowledge the fact that you look like shaggy

[@eugeemz]

Zoinks

[@thatsalongsquid2869]

senseimonkey YOINKS RAGGY I DONT WANAN GO ON THERE

[@TheAllAroundMan]

Ruh roh

[@Sadeistiq]

Like Zoinks man!

[@ShitStainedBallSack]

No beard... looks nothing like shaggy

[@ihatewatermelons2677]

1:00 Australia.pdf stopped working. Slazo.exe has commit delete life

[@arunasharma1325]

AUSTRALIA DOESN'T EXIST SLAZO IS A SIMULATION

[@rydemk4168]

People will never stop coming up with ways to say suicide.

[@mrsmith511]

i axtually thaught it buffered

[@RealtalkJon76]

Go make game end

[@coreythepeanut]

@@aysseralwan I clicked and got an ad

[@helpimaworm6721]

How to stay asleep forever: 1: hold your breath

[@Tea_enthusiast]

Drink some B L E A C H

[@Xenotoadster]

Thanks lemne try (rip)

[@puns5601]

Whats number 2

[@benjaminbdkermadsen1014]

Already tried three times

[@helpimaworm6721]

@@puns5601 thats the only step lmao

[@doggoboihour9746]

Life hack: *🅱️eathpacito*

[@thesupervideogamenerdmore3171]

Life hack: Delete System42. It is the solution to the universe.

[@shutupberdly]

Life hack:🅱️🅾️🅾️🅿️

[@beefy9467]

I got a tiktok video where the person put coins in a pan and started to cook them. They actually turned the stove on- very scary stuff.

[@glassbirds]

Same and at the end I got a stupid Ohio election ad that is everywhere and I hate them all because they are fifteen second unskippable FRICKS

[@beefy9467]

@@glassbirds I get unskippable Michigan election ads as well.

[@justsomegirlwithoutamustache]

Distort me daddy

[@thenazigermancountryballco4582]

I'm sorry but thé 18+ section Is over there.

[@just-a-silly-goofy-guy]

Glad daddy finally came back

[@studmuffin9675]

Sponsored by troom troom (Edit: fanks for da likes)

[@heart_goes_doki_doki]

I'Ts NoT a pRobLEm AnYmOrE.

[@Fanrose2475]

Morges is S H O O K

[@jad__lad]

HAHAHAHAH THE OUTRO

[@jillianthompson1278]

What's it say

[@officialspacelesstv1887]

😂😂😂😂😂

[@audreyswartz6048]

Go commit game end

[@shaepsnatchz7028]

That loquendo outro with chilean slang was godlike.

[@Puc0o]

fué la mejor weá del mundo xD It was the best shit in the world xDD

[@RF-Ataraxia]

Calacas chidas confirmed

[@smarty2211]

Life hack: turn your head 360° around till you hear a little crack *oops u died so sad*

[@nobodyxoxo2118]

* ALEX * your name fits well

[@randomnpc445]

I did it but I heard the crack somewhere a little after 90 degrees. I think I'm doing it wrong.

[@rydemk4168]

I tried it and It didn’t work

[@alonso8703]

* ALEX * you mean crack?

[@sussybaka3696]

*this is so sad,Alexa play despacito*

[@_junkt]

Life hacks ✔️ Slazo✔️ Lotion✔️ oh yeah I'm ready

[@_junkt]

@ariannasv22 I am going to apply lotion on my hands while watching a yt video you infidel /s

[@Sadeistiq]

But is your water clean, and are your froggies rocky

[@mooshinn9843]

*W A I T*

[@Left4DeadHunterFan]

6:14 "Hypermobility, also known as double-jointedness, describes joints that stretch farther than normal." - Wikipedia

[@Lexiopy]

GasMaskMonster it’s actually called odd1sout disorder

[@Tintenfischchen]

I have that too.

[@04JessicaS]

i have that :) but i have it throughout my entire body :// not the best feeling to be in pain so often but it could be worse :)

[@Ociloc]

ma elbow and tongue have rhat

[@viciousmacarena]

I have that

[@yar_02_0]

that spanish in the outro is epic also funny af for some reason

[@katarinam7781]

You know there could be bitcoinz on dat flash drive

[@Pro_K.R.]

Top Ten Reasons Why Slazo Would Win In A Fight Against PewDiePie 1. Slazo can time travel into the future 2. ? 3. Profit

[@Fanrose2475]

10. Pew man bad

[@crusadertsakos4638]

But what if felix can teleport to the past?

[@Pro_K.R.]

The past doesn't exist, because the world was created with Last Thursdayism, duh

[@thegirlwiththemouseyhair6486]

You did it wrong but i forbive you

[@howtobaconreal2167]

If le maitre don't reach out then ask sorrowtv to sing for your outro, Edit: thanks for all the likes everyone

[@anniek3866]

They did

[@delphine4071]

Aki Ryuu They did?? When?

[@anniek3866]

A few hours ago on twitter

[@patricknathan5805]

sorrowtv=big gay

[@MarkoHR]

check twitter out

[@heyimbori]

its unhealthy how much I missed u man

[@KittyCat-qj1tk]

When my favourite KZbinrs upload, I am always overexcited.

[@oliverdoesstuff3533]

Same

[@extinctoart]

"AAAAAA WHAT ARE YOU DOING TO THE CLASSIFIED DATA?!?" made me fair piss my pantaloons

[@Sickmmaner]

How to make computer faster Step 1 Delete System32

[@James.Stark.Ben.Edition]

@HexagramMan that's nothing. Submerging the system in a tub full of water will make it run faster than sonic.

[@chessemchesse3676]

Also hitting it with a hammer hard works?

[@thesupervideogamenerdmore3171]

Throw it in liquid plutonium.

[@supremeleader1304]

@@thesupervideogamenerdmore3171 dont forget the vodka, computers love it

[@notanarsonist7348]

Yeah, I heard that file contains over 15GB

[@carleya782]

*_Have a little_* *_gobble_*

[@MegaThyrza]

Michael, i was at their concert in Amsterdam LITERALLY yesterday. I COULD HAVE SPOKEN TO THEM. THEY WERE SELLING MERCH AND I BOUGHT A SHIRT FROM THEM. If you had posted this 1 day earlier i could have asked them...

[@stervenkenneth8511]

Fucking rip

[@snakeaddict2810]

Oof

[@Sometallguy]

F

[@mintimin8707]

F

[@augusta1994]

F

[@jerrybillings3039]

*Hiding a USB drive in a Pepsi bottle? What are the gonna show us us next? How to make an Umbrella gun?*

[@m.ivyluna4632]

COMRADE DONALD TRUMP yes please

[@wibinnie]

Hello kzbin.info/www/bejne/bITEd32CfcZgjM0 goodbye

[@whitefang1657]

I liked your comment simple because of your profile pic

[@olliverbenton1160]

That thing slazo does when hes frustrated and he fluffs up his hair a lil...... that's adorable. Ily slazo you're awesome

[@TriggerBearswag]

Life Hack: *go commit uninstall life* EDIT: Wow a few hours ago this had 3 likes and now it has 200+! TYYYY

[@imvirpil]

Trigger Bearswag I heard if you uninstall life, that you can’t reinstall it again... kinda sucks. It’s taking up so much memory. Literally taking up everything:/

[@500iqmolester2]

Trigger Bearswag go commit 1 minus 1

[@user-xt1ub1ht7l]

go commit not inhale air

[@liam641]

Donuts are healthier than crystal meth

[@basilevannegen6822]

NO you could of made that perfect if you didn't add the edit....

[@sunnymemesicle514]

*_wacky wavy inflatable arm flailing tubeman_*

[@onna0325]

That buffering screen tricked me for the lightest second, i know i'm dumb.

[@alexb1079]

Good job Slazo. The editing in the intro was definitely the best i have ever seen from you.

[@georgiam228]

Slazo really did introduce me to lemaitre, always loved "not too late" at the end

[@killerkangaroo226]

Slazo just dislocated then relocated his arm

[@rayhfe3997]

Pepsi Bottle Coca-Cola glass *I don’t give a damn*

[@ollilehtonen6351]

Classic

[@vimarnotk]

*OH MY GOD THAT'S JASON BOURNE*

[@James.Stark.Ben.Edition]

r/madlads

[@jerrybunes4977]

I think I started listening to lematire because of your videos

[@isopodch.4599]

same lol

[@crypted9757]

New Life Hack: 1: Don't Be Slazo 2: Succeed at KZbin

[@maddiepaddy2608]

Succ KZbin's. . .

[@dean823]

@@maddiepaddy2608 gay

[@dean823]

@@maddiepaddy2608 lollipop if they can't finish it

[@user-dv2fw1vc3e]

Don't start wildfires in Australia with those sick burns please. 🐨 are cute.

[@lachiebosman8511]

I’m not sleazy but still no success :(:(:(:(:( ( :(:(:;:;;:/(

[@esongiba]

slav slaz got copyrighted AHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHHAH LMAOOO IM SO FUNNY My mom left me for a cheap plate from dollar store

[@chessemchesse3676]

My dad harms my sanity

[@shrine6749]

I too was left at the dollar store not too long ago I didn’t get lost

[@bigschmill294]

6:14 my arm does that too, what is that? D: But in actuality, love your vids, my man, keep up the great work!!

[@animuauntie]

I had some friends in high school use that Pepsi bottle life hack. They hid a lot of green stuff, but it wasn't money.

[@JoeL-bg5ys]

*Wink Wink*

[@glacialguy5889]

*Fortnite copyright claims your cat*

[@thesupervideogamenerdmore3171]

GO BATTLE ROYALE V BUCKS!

[@DanielGonzalezL]

As a spanish speaker, that ending absolutely killed it

[@Mc47Fan]

What was it please bless me

[@IKnowThatFeelBr0]

@@Mc47Fan No. You are not worthy of knowing.

[@Michaela-yh9sm]

WHAT DID IT SAYY

[@diegosandovalr.4806]

its a tier 4 chilean slang, too hard

[@diegosandovalr.4806]

oh a very rare aweonao your friend is

[@Dank-Hill]

You have hypermobility! That's why your elbow looks like that hahaha. It's normal unless all your joints do that and actually dislocate. 👌🏻

[@ssnowypug]

The weird hand thing? Side effects from living in Australia

[@RtistiqSkubie]

5:10 thought they were making Red from DHMIS...that would've been sick.

[@graysonvader3742]

This popped up while I was watching a video that was shiting on life hacks

[@mauroke8762]

Yeah...that's how it works

[@cherry-le2dz]

Yeah, no shit Sherlock

[@thomasforrest2477]

CONGRATS ON 600K BROOOOO! You are a great KZbinr and really deserve it! Great work!

[@gustavs845]

RIP Slazo's outro. But wait- NOT TOO LATE TO TRY AGAIN

[@leusi3144]

Life Hack: Only drink Slazo's water, is the cleanest one

[@snorkgp-5949]

Cuff Me Daddy Stalin.

[@sunny1180]

Papa stalin

[@Algee606]

LMFAO "You little scribe, you."

[@stitchgirl105]

you uploaded at the same time as danny gonzalez but i have PRIORITIES slazhoes unite

[@idiothoe5421]

evieisnotcool oh my god same except I waited three hours before watching either

[@calciumdemo]

I am truly Greg so I watched Danny's vid first

[@squirrelproductions6566]

1:16 Slazo listening to some *HEAD-BANGERS.*

[@zilleaxolotl3457]

i love your outro song! i added a lot of their songs to my playlist of songs to listen to while i'm writing, you introduced me to them

[@ayeeenico4980]

Bruh you have the best edits 😂 Edit: OMG thanks for all the likes, I’ve never had these many!

[@AlanKocisMusic]

Its... pretty average

[@user-kd7nb7mc8w]

The outro was an experience

[@J-D03]

Thanks for the chilean spook at the end.

[@UrzaTron707]

un pajuelin en la casa e mi polola xD

[@smsmsmsmsmsm]

Me and my brother were listening to Not Too Late together a few months before I discovered your channel, if I ever made actual YT videos, that this would be his outro. Well look here x

[@Somefrickface]

This was uploaded on my birthday. Thank you, Slazo, for the best birthday gift I could've gotten PS 6:08 You're double jointed

[@maddiemainer]

This video feels like a bad acid trip thanks slazo

[@pedstoo]

maddiemainer Link to ur profile pic?

[@maddiemainer]

HeyItzPedri do u mean my face ?????

[@pedstoo]

maddiemainer yea

[@laurasullivan77]

@@maddiemainer totally your face

[@maddiemainer]

nateiscool mc no name dam if u sayin I’m using a catfish pic that’s a hell of a compliment my dude. Feel free to search my name on other social media if u think I’m lying

[@thisisalex7]

It's pronounced data not data silly Australian man

[@GuineaPup]

moon landing fake I CAN HEAR BOTH OF THESE

[@turdy_water7646]

It's pronounced e not e

[@graphite2786]

In Australia we pronounce it "data" it's part of our culture. Just deal with the fact we call it "data" and not 'data'.

[@RtistiqSkubie]

rough, though,bough, cough,

[@graphite2786]

@@RtistiqSkubie Row, thou, buff, cow.

[@gamerguyandsomenumbers]

Mum can I have money for Ketchup? To buy Ketchup? Yeeeees... *Actually buys Tomahto Sauce like a boss* SlAzO tImE

[@eugeemz]

😂

[@Ok-po3ks]

...Ok.

[@blankyboi1040]

Yikes

[@andreaono5558]

K

[@claudianightingale7029]

Absolutely no hate but it is mum

[@missyvon1986]

so it was my birthday October 24th. and on two days I'm getting an operation on my wrist. after all that I'm going through you still manage to make me forget things for a while. and just enjoy your videos. thank you.

[@McBehrer]

7:40 A lot of pants have drawstrings that can easily fall out. That one's actually pretty helpful

[@JOSH-wk7wj]

Wait!! This isn’t a TicToc video!!!!!!!!

[@riokad5863]

ive been tricked!

[@monstergelo1072]

it's tiktok you uncultured swine

[@troparobo]

@Simple User You missed his joke

[@troparobo]

@Simple User Monstergelos..

[@oop1294]

@Simple User Nice excuse to cover up that you were being an idiot

[@OrangeC7]

The nickname for your channel members should be "gentlemen"

[@Hidden_Fern]

OrangeC7 nah we already the Slazhoes m8

[@riokad5863]

*eXcUsE mE hOw aBoUt tHe wOmEn*

[@gandhianastacio4644]

@@riokad5863 the _m'ladies_

[@riokad5863]

@@gandhianastacio4644 oh my

[@gandhianastacio4644]

@@riokad5863 _oh yes_

[@idkanymore1427]

DAD !!!! I MISSED YOU

[@eugeemz]

Son?

[@theredkirby2369]

Johnny Johnny?

[@anaccount1751]

Im watching Slazo while making my halloween costume. I have never been more complete.

[@trinitylee1228]

Was legit so sad to not hear the outro song that I searched it up and listened to the part in your outro because I love it so much 😂

[@nella_paulina]

I wonder if slazo even knows what that last video (the skeleton) means

[@elyasmcguire9488]

who cares everything is funnier in an incoherent language I heard pants

[@elyasmcguire9488]

@@lachampi2747 yes I know but it is inaudible because of how fucking fast and loud it is

[@manueltellez9460]

It's not fast, it's just how we Chileans talk

[@ivangomezprado434]

CALLESE VIEJA PIRUJA

[@alonso8703]

Nella Paulina fr 😂 that shit killed me

[@Keegan8r]

That nexsy is just that one underused simpsons meme

[@todd472]

"Why do these good girls like CLEAN GUYS?"

[@rhiannonwaldorf5641]

“Instagram life hacks” Corona: haha yeah

[@birdy5475]

Life hack: Always watch slazo's videos when they come out before they are demonized

[@ericbowsman2456]

demonized?? I guess we wouldnt want lucifer here now would we

[@huss6217]

Didn't know Satan watches slazo

[@ShigadyShigadyShwey]

Slazo is a sexy boy. A sexy boy he is. Slazo is a beautiful boy. A beautiful boy he is. Slazo is a strong boy. A strong boy he is. Slazo is a smart boy. A smart boy he is.

[@Rinej14]

Go back to Evermore u soft dragon boe

[@ShigadyShigadyShwey]

Slazo is a sexy boy. A sexy boy he is. Slazo is a beautiful boy. A beautiful boy he is. Slazo is a strong boy. A strong boy he is. Slazo is a smart boy. A smart boy he is.

[@kathycat4452]

Lofty is a sexy boy. A sexy boy he is.

[@kathycat4452]

Lofty is a beautiful boy. A beautiful he is.

[@kathycat4452]

Lofty is a strong boy. A strong boy he is.

[@johannesherms5899]

Hi slazquatch

[@kosticka13]

I wish I was as hydrated as Slazo.

[@smolcrabbo]

Why do people confuse DIY with Life Hack...Instead of a Life Hack you get DIYs.

[@ericbowsman2456]

they're pretty much the same thing. Both are meant to make life more convenient

[@aguaschan]

The Loquendo+Chilean slang and the ASMR outro absolutelly killed me, now I only love you more than before lmfao

[@TrueMexican775]

this vid was uploaded 8 minutes ago. the vid is 11 minutes ;-; why does it have 4 dislikes

[@hiyapeople7154]

I’m gonna give him the benefit of the doubt and say in the next video he will have a haircut

[@Leo-ti9nl]

What is the point of eating cake if you haven't even sent the glass without your cellar instict. Seriously.

[@leoconk4586]

THE BEST UNDERATED CHANNEL EVER. I LOVE YOUR VIDEOS MAN IM ALWAYS SUPER EXITED WHEN EVER YOU POST A NEW VIDEO

[@tanyaj7112]

That sweat pant hack is a pretty well known one. Strings come out of hoodies and pants in the wash or thru regular wear fairly easily.

[@dacoconutnut9503]

Troom Troom and 5-Minute Crafts be like: *_I'M GONNA STOP YOU RIGHT THERE_*

[@arthsthetich1223]

Why they demonitize your intro song when youre promoting it by putting its name there ????

[@theentertainment3674]

Because copyright laws are ridiculous.

[@gtsb]

Arthsthetic H Not how copyright works. That’s like saying “Well because I put “all credit to creators” in my description, I can post all of Star Wars on KZbin”

[@gamerguy9729]

Dylan Herbert well if it is the last Jedi it wouldn’t matter because nobody likes that shit

[@BrookD.Artist]

@@gtsb All of starwars is not equal to one song so I don't really agree with that analogy. If you want an Ella Mai song in a video for like 6 seconds, its logical to dm her in Twitter and hope she replies?

[@PeachysMom]

r/forexposure

[@TheRealKotaro]

Only real weones will understand the spooky outro

[@FrostyAceX]

yaaaaa que chucha con la wea xddddddddd

[@diegosandovalr.4806]

wena qlo

[@MewtwoMaster]

Yo le entendí xd

[@bamboozlejpg6653]

Hablo un poco español pero no entendi nada porque el fue tan rapido para mi, que lastima.

[@aguaschan]

I came to the comments just to look for weones

[@fionabrennan9148]

that outro thing really is a damn shame. i genuinely got into the band because of you! (i mean don't get me wrong your rendition was absolutely killing it, but still)

[@maskedfoxx7173]

I was filled with enough rage to catch the fly buzzing around my living room with one hand.