Trump and Biden are NOT the Same, Syphilis Skyrockets and We Need Ben & JLo to Work!

Guest Host Kathryn Hahn is back for the second night and talks about COVID cases being up, everyone being focused on Joe Biden’s mental fitness while the other option is a convicted felon, a wheel from a plane falling off in mid-air, and since we need a broadcast that reports stories with the appropriate level of panic - Kathryn introduces Neurotic News!
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[@egypt9723]

How many magas does it take to change a light bulb💡None 45 will claim he did it & maga will be cheering in the dark🌚

[@D.A.Toaster]

@@egypt9723 😆😁😆

[@Hippitidippity]

I won't voting for a convicted felon or a convicted rapists are you kidding me why are we even having this as an option

[@randyhowey7414]

Seriously !! I still have a tough time with it being Real. 😢

[@TheJohnny928]

IKR? SMH 😡 🕊❤️🇺🇲

[@sharonireland7244]

I wouldn’t vote for any of Epsteins closest friends

[@Alptraumification]

So for... nobody in politics.

[@yowie369]

​@@Alptraumificationnobody is tied to him as much as Stinky

[@AccelerateYourSuccess]

@@yowie369 rfj jr. was on his plane 2x that we know of.

[@Blondie472]

Don't worry Clinton's not running..

[@TheChach]

​@@yowie369Show me that there is no one with closer connections. That is a wild claim that I don't think you can support.

[@BarbaraC02]

Riding with Biden 💙💯👍💯💙

[@naomiarram5187]

@@BarbaraC02 Wear a helmet!!

[@Blondie472]

It's sure to end in a crash..

[@ethor7676]

Riding with Biding

[@tuckernaughton]

​@@Blondie472 Trump bankrupted a casino but go off sis

[@HippieSoul77]

Trump for prison! Lock him up!

[@Dr_1212]

Stop the stupidity Trump For Prison 2024

[@zaksmith4523]

Dump tRump 2024. Bye-Don!!!!

[@cindycarpenter2407]

I agree trump for jail where he belongs😅

[@cindycarpenter2407]

​@@zaksmith4523cool I'm with you on that prison where he belongs 😂

[@stephenkennedy8305]

But with the Supreme court decision, he cannot go to prison.

[@DSAK55]

You can't fix Stupid, you can only contain it

[@sheldonmarcotte8392]

Trump not knowing what is project 2025 is like saying he doesn't know who the father is of Don,Eric,Ivanka, Tiffany and Barron.

[@williamsills5102]

HE PROBABLY DON'T

[@p.ipebomb]

Y'all sound like QAnon with COVID

[@MariaMartinez-researcher]

Specially when you read the policies of his platform, Agenda 47. Wikipedia has them ordered by subject. Most of them are either similar, or identical.

[@loladelmar130]

The first 4 are his, the last? Not so sure! 😂😂

[@itspersonal3351]

We learned his tactic during his trial. “DENY DENY DENY”

[@evelyntelese8485]

One way Biden and Harris 💙🕶💙🕶💙🕶💙🕶. For PRESIDENT n VP 2024 .❤

[@margaretcopley7663]

We got get behind Biden and Harris.

[@margaretcopley7663]

You know if something really helping to Biden, Kamala get to be next and then you get new VP.

[@HyperGnar]

The fact that you can't even form a coherent sentence shows your true intelligence

[@naomiarram5187]

@@margaretcopley7663 Actually, if you look at the countless clips from the past several decades, apparently Biden likes getting behind other people. Great choices America has!!

[@Tessmage_Tessera]

@@HyperGnar Then who should we vote for instead? Name someone.

[@jamesfry4058]

@@Tessmage_Tessera Bob

[@misspm8157]

PRESIDENT BIDEN IS DOING A GREAT JOB N A GOOD GUY. RIDING W BIDEN 💙🇺🇸💙🇺🇸💙🇺🇸💙🇺🇸💙🇺🇸💙🇺🇸💙🇺🇸💙

[@TheJohnny928]

"FOUR MORE YEARS!!!" 🕊❤️🇺🇲

[@Sandi-ke9mi]

I have that on a T-shirt, riding with Biden❣️💙🇺🇸🥰

[@Democracy982]

Rides with Biden

[@marykaybrewster]

Rides with Bides OR Riden with Biden

[@TheRealcdawg22]

​@@marykaybrewsterIt probably was autocorrected.

[@isaganipalanca8803]

Biden / Harris 2024!!!!!! All the way to the Oval Office!!!!!

[@stephenkennedy8305]

No, replace him with an electable younger candidate.

[@user-nl9ul5ve8n]

​@@stephenkennedy8305Biden/Harris 💙

[@williamsloggy5144]

Harris / Biden in 2024 for the win.

[@john33333]

@@stephenkennedy8305That’s why we have a VP. Harris is significantly younger than Biden or Trump, so what is your issue?

[@charlesjurgus]

@@stephenkennedy8305 Vote for the old man... it's important.

[@charliealden9355]

She’s 50. What a Bebe. Vote blue! Love you dems :) 🎉

[@debdraudt8128]

No matter who…I am voting BLUE!🌊💙🌊💙

[@thebeastgamer8256]

Me too

[@lytlechamberlain761]

It was weird watching the UK election results & having to remind myself, 'No, don't worry. It's fine. Red is good on this map. They mark the right-wingers in blue on that side of the pond.'

[@NateandMary]

Yes!!

[@clqudy4750]

Thank you, Guillermo...well said! And I'm voting Biden even if he's a luke warm corpse! 💙

[@naomiarram5187]

@@clqudy4750 But isn't that a sad reflection on where America is these days? That these are the choices and reasons for voting? America could have had a truly great race between, say, Nikki Haley and Pete Buttigieg. But, no luck.

[@Surge1077]

Is a luke warm corpse really the best the Dems can offer? If they gave voters a better option, they would win by a landslide.

[@stephenkennedy8305]

Well. Let use third party logic. A vote of support for Biden is a vote for Trump.

[@user-nl9ul5ve8n]

​@@naomiarram5187nimrata is trump in a dress. Riding with Biden

[@yvonneleach9650]

In a coffin, better than trump!

[@ed.is.undead4420]

I think if you could hear what the inside of my head sounds like, it’s just Kathryn Hahn screaming.

[@LahainaStrong444]

😅

[@hayeonkim7838]

All Trump needs is to go to jail he's a criminal anyway 😂😂😂

[@COSun25]

I wish that it could be over & done with already.

[@DebbieOnTheSpot]

What did he do?

[@zaksmith4523]

@@DebbieOnTheSpot Nothing according to every blind Republican.

[@DebbieOnTheSpot]

@@zaksmith4523 give me one factual crime.. try real hard

[@HyperGnar]

All you need to do is pipe down and sit down

[@Shea2432]

I would vote for Biden over trump anyday!! 💙💙

[@kendrabarnes6873]

💙💙💙💙💙💙😊

[@thedaveandjimshow3809]

I said I would vote for a sack of potatoes to keep Trump from a second term. Didn't know they would offer up a sack of potatoes for real. Poor guy should have retired years ago.

[@wgooetrik]

​@@thedaveandjimshow3809he ran to beat trump.

[@DebbieOnTheSpot]

TDS is real

[@phyllisneal8687]

Yes❤ BRILLIANT! JOE has done so my, for our country

[@ivo4357]

I'm waiting for trump's reaction "what do you mean, sex doesn't cost any money???"

[@Democracy982]

Felon trump wants wheels to fall off as long plane's keep to schedule

[@suichingyuen2100]

Good point: are you going to leave your kids with your elderly parents; or, are you leaving them with Jarod from Subways? Ridin' with Biden.

[@tuckerbowen4626]

"CAN'T _ONE_ THING WORK OUT ON THIS PLANET?!" god it was cathartic to hear someone else say it

[@christophercrowder872]

I'd vote a literal turd before I voted for Trump. However, has everyone forgotten that Reagan had Alzheimers for at least the last 2 1/2 years of his second term and the country ran just as well as it did before that? THAT is why the Civil Service is so important.

[@DailySource]

I’m super surprised the news media has not reported this key fact every day until the public understands it. Please keep posting it.

[@DailySource]

I haven’t seen even one news outlet mention it even once. Also the Republicans frequently said it didn’t matter if the president had Alzheimer’s.

[@65cupcake]

@@DailySourceI think all the newscasters are too young to remember it.

[@theteob689]

Humped by Trump 🤣 LOVE IT!

[@LethalSaliva]

<a href="#" class="seekto" data-time="427">7:07</a> "Can't you at least pretend...for me!!!"🤣🤣🤣

[@vstar7196]

I wonder if Kathryn likes Matt Damon.

[@NewMessage]

At least the missing panels in the floor let those passengers watch the wheel fall. Musta been pretty neat.

[@tompeace7907]

At a rally recently in Doral, Florida, Trump was trying to put Biden down for utterances that Biden had made... but Trump displayed multiple cognitive mistakes during the rally itself. The news media needs to report on things like that.

[@joancooney7724]

Humped by Trump 😂😂

[@jarl4206]

I’m so excited for Agatha all along. Deadpool schmeadpool.

[@kendexter]

Those 36% must be the Maga cult

[@kendexter]

@AnieMay-r3g Get help please. start with your doctor. .. legend as a wannabe dictator

[@YUmMies24]

🇨🇦🇨🇦🇨🇦doesn’t want trump either,,, vote blue , vote Biden/Harris 2024💙💙💙💙💙💙💙

[@DanyarJaaldan]

*I'll be sure NOT to vote blue. Have a wonderful day lol smfh.*

[@vcarter0723]

"Hey, honey, look! I think I can see a bird right below the plane!" "Huh? Oh no, we're on a Boeing so that's actually a wheel. If you look on the other side, you can see the door that just fell off too"

[@Imhexed]

If this was done to make me miss you even more...it worked 😑

[@anditravels_]

"I don't care about you " - DJT 2024 VOTE BLUE 💙

[@plucas1]

She spent $100,000 a year for a Drama degree, and now she's a famous millionaire actress doing a TV show drunk and still getting paid for it. I'd say college was actually a good investment there.

[@mothealien]

VOTE BLUE 2024 VOTE BIDEN/HARRS 2024 our way of life and our democracy depends on it.

[@steelerscountry4849]

I'm riding with Biden!

[@DanyarJaaldan]

*I'm riding with none!*

[@freya8133]

​@@DanyarJaaldanthat's a vote for Trump.

[@Shea2432]

She does look like Idina Menzel especially tonight!! 💜💜

[@jeffbobbalwbs2104]

Will always vote for a person who doesn't suggest putting bleach in your body

[@brianhageland9951]

I miss Jimmy

[@pedrobolanos1995]

BIDEN!!!!💙💙💙💙

[@Mark-tz6ie]

. . . "Jared from Subway" . . . Flat out brilliant.

[@thebeastgamer8256]

<a href="#" class="seekto" data-time="495">8:15</a> chad gable or jey uso when he realizes that the Wyatt 6 are coming to raw every Monday and the music started 😂😂😂😂

[@jalapeno_baby]

Kathryn killed that Neurotic news bit!

[@heirrose1606]

wanted an "I'm melting, melting....melting!" instead on that heatwave report

[@kennethlai6364]

The witch in Wanda Vision!

[@Sivah_Akash]

<a href="#" class="seekto" data-time="468">7:48</a>, for a second I was expecting Katharine Hayhoe lol considering the news!

[@jessecarliner7733]

The wheels on the plane go thump thump thump thump thump thump thump thump thump The wheels on the plane go thump thump thump LOOK OUT BELOW

[@Iknowknow112]

“ can’t one thing work out on this planet “😂😂😂

[@VSVickery]

Oh my! I thought cousin Micki was hosting! 🤣

[@shtirlh7825]

Even if he was in a Coma.

[@barbaratruitt9484]

This family is Voting for Biden. 💙🩵💙🩵💙🩵💙🩵💙

[@Jenny_Oblivion]

You are doing a great job & glad you’re drunk with power 🥳

[@ge2623]

"Syphilis Skyrockets" is an awesome band name.

[@SpiderLynk]

This was a great monologue! Some super funny moments!!!

[@marykaybrewster]

Who cannot LOVE Guiermo?

[@pinkyrose6307]

Guillermo yes!

[@birbluv9595]

He is dependable. He is funny. He can carry off the silliest bits. I appreciate Guillermo so much.

[@GK2o]

wait so Agatha Harkness is taking over late night TV? I’m down!

[@gabrielekstamp9838]

She is doing a great job

[@drumbum3.142]

Captain Fantastic, Afternoon Delight, and Tomorrowland for the Win. 👍👊🎭 P.S. - might be the only one who thinks so but this Lady is *Awesome* At This,! 👍✨️🌟

[@pcr5539]

Who is this?

[@vswangren]

Kathryn, I think all that money on your college degree was worth it.

[@ShanaDixon-sr7kl]

Always entertained by your content, it's awesome!

[@WolfRooster5472]

Kimmel Show, thanks for minimizing the jokes about Biden's age and debate performance while still poking trump. I have stopped watching the other late nite shows as they still harp on Biden too much and largely ignore trump....

[@latha9002]

I agree with you- I stopped watching Colbert and some other shows because of their constant irritating carping on Biden’s age. Biden has performed a literal miracle in pulling us out of the dump Trump dragged us into. Biden/Harris all the way

[@douglashardy3408]

I can't wait for Jimmy to come back lol and I will vote for Biden no way I'm voting for the orange traitor 💙

[@roxc.507]

Loved it!

[@nicksushkevich]

bring back Martin Short!

[@COSun25]

You guys are so quick with the uploads while this episode is still playing.

[@gillianwvr804]

Why can’t people see that there is nothing joe biden could do wrong that would make me vote for trump or ask him to drop out of the race. Nothing!

[@secotioid]

Guillermo as always, telling it like it is!

[@JCTiggs1]

SADDLE UP PONY BOY!

[@Dj_Acacio]

That Katherine outdoor report 😂😂😂😂😂

[@Pekupekaya]

I love that Witch!

[@RedCandelaria]

<a href="#" class="seekto" data-time="61">1:01</a> Jimmy is part of the MC Universe 😂😂😂😂😂

[@chinookadventuresrv]

I love your delivery, Kathryn. The Biden jokes were good and I appreciate the effort in exposing the orange felon. We need more of that.

[@lelandford9683]

Kathryn Hahn doing the news... seems like it might be a great idea to have her do a few episodes of The Daily Show

[@sherrybirchall8677]

No, TDS is working for Trump now.

[@rich6598]

I'll take old 💙-over grumpy 🍊any day Riding with Biden

[@Democracy982]

Lmao

[@Bobzilla2019]

This outfit is fire🔥 really

[@sharrielee911]

Where's Jimmy Kimmel I miss you no more guess host please

[@breal7277]

Jimmy is off for the summer. He needs to recharge. This is a very demanding job.

[@saraha1927]

Give Hahn a show!!

[@lianefehrle9921]

Biden

[@kcguy8864]

Still more watchable than Fallon

[@dslao]

Nothing against her and Martin Short but maybe they can surprise Jimmy by making David Letterman the guest host.

[@weekendwarrior8179]

I noticed some comments say they only vote blue, but that's also not ideal you should know who and why you're voting for someone. Both sides should be doing that, then we wouldn't have the problems we'd have right now.

[@maddyw2983]

I used to think that way but as long as Red leans into Christian nationalism and suppressing woman’s rights, Blue gets my vote.

[@lukebursle6139]

When you see guest hosts like this clearly reading the teleprompter it makes me wonder if the regular hosts are also just reading. And how do some people make reading look so hard.

Not teleprompter, but que cards. Yes, they are ALL reading.

[@KRich408]

I used to like Jessica Hann but she's gotten weird in a Mark Zuckerberg kind of way

[@naomiarram5187]

@@KRich408 Um.... wrong Hahn? Or was that on purpose?

[@KRich408]

@@naomiarram5187 it was on purple 🟣 🤤

[@squanto2]

She's so funny. A face for comedy!

[@corgising5606]

I miss Jimmy.

[@trace5553]

Love you Katherine 🎉❤😂

[@LissaRes]

Love This!! So perfect

[@marvelfan1739]

You’re beautiful Kathryn

[@Alejandra-gr6ik]

Love you, Kathryn!!

[@judo8704]

More importantly(than the election), we have a new national treasure in Katheryn Hahn.

[@amandadougherty6615]

Kathryn Hahn is a treasure.

[@cobrakai388]

Would anyone vote for someone who wont be hired by AMAZON or UPS to be a DELIVERY DRIVER but can command our nuclear football?

[@bluetortilla]

Stay the course my good American PEEPS. Biden is fine, college is good and democracy will prevail. I LOVE MY PARTY!

[@chillfluencer]

When Trump is getting asked about the names of his children he answers: Person. Woman. Man. Camera. TV.

[@charlenemack7040]

I want Jimmy Kimmel back ASAP!

[@marco2709djr]

yeah...love Kathryn, but...oof😵‍💫

[@desertlobo72]

Kathryn is so good she might takeover forever!