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Jimmy addresses President Trump’s statement regarding his speech prior to the Capitol riots.
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[@danimowat2830]

As a Canadian watching all this happen, America are y’all good? Do you need a hug? Some snacks? A nap?

[@tdustonpcd5762]

Thank you! So kind!

[@Atheistbatman]

Weed. Do u have any weed?

[@amberbanuelos7053]

I wouldn’t mind a hug, and maybe a UN intervention to insure a peaceful transition as well as to get all those kids at the border back with their parents/families or at the very least, in good foster homes. A cookie would be great, too, if it’s not too much. Thank you, Canadian friend, I promise to return the favor if your country is ever overrun by domestic terrorists. Or if you just need a cookie.

[@ginadelsasso288]

No... We are not good. Send help. Preferably psychological help for the 74 million that voted for this embarrassment.

[@danimowat2830]

@@amberbanuelos7053 🥺❤️ sending cookies 🍪🍪🍪

[@Tangaroa775]

Writing on his boarder wall is the only place he’s allowed to post that was gold😂😂🤣🤣

[@smallstudiodesign]

Is that international students room & board? or for snowboarders? Or skateboarders? Or do you mean international border?

[@Guava-been]

❤️❤️❤️

[@purplemystique8308]

@@smallstudiodesign when they try to be funny with an incorrect word and don’t even know it 😬

[@vivindurkash]

Yeah that was a good one 😂

[@HongNguyen-pd5tl]

Jpnewpic88.men

[@m0ooore]

he tried to ban tiktok but tiktok banned him lol

[@K0m30ng]

He can use OnlyFans tho lol

[@smiski6541]

Lol

[@Zeroknight9862]

How ironic

[@verillo14]

Karma my friend, karma

[@Chantholli89]

😂

[@emilyl.4525]

“Right now, writing on his border wall is the only place he can post” hahaha true

[@dickfitswell3437]

Hahaha you're butthurt and obviously never lived in a border state. Trump won big and you know it. You just refuse to accept reality. The whole world knows that racist old creep didn't get 81 mil votes. Millions more than the savior Obama who lost millions of votes on his 2nd. Trump is so popular he gained a minimum 12 million votes. You know how many ppl voted in 2016. 122 million. In 2020 26million more ppl "voted" Fact in AZ 40k ppl voted twice Fact in PA 432k votes were removed from Trump Fact in GA 32k votes were removed from Trump Fact in 5 states, for the first time ever, tabulation was stopped. Fact for the first time in US history our votes went to Cytyl in Germany before they came back to America and the Edison server Fact. Trump had 21k votes deducted and biden had 21k votes added instantly in GA. Which happened to Purdue as well. Video can be seen on YT Fact. MsM is lying Fact. In AZ Pima county alone 4k dead voted Fact. In MI after Republicans were sent home cause counting stopped, the 4 Dems pulled 4 cases of ballots and started counting Fact tables were not allowed to have drapes. Fact 2 of the counters were a mother and daughter who were caught running the same stacks of ballots over and over Fact. SecStaes and Govs in these 7 states changed election rules in which a scotus said it violated the constitution but was told to stand down by activist judge roberts They stole it. The whole world knows it. Trump was voted in with 406 electoral votes and almost 90 million votes, that's what a CIA whistleblower said and this person saw the confiscated server from Germany Fact. Obama and MSM have divided this country and continually lied to us.

[@juneburns1565]

Brilliant!!

[@swingtriple]

So you don't believe in freedom of speech?

[@brooklyn9400]

Are we all just gonna ignore how good his Seinfeld impersonation was?

[@InmortalAngel1]

I'm used to people ignoring Jimmy's talents by now

[@TRJ2241987]

.....he's only been doing this same exact impression in public for like 25 years.....

[@TRJ2241987]

Tom Hanks was already doing the same impression of Jerry in the mid/late 80s on SNL.....the sketches are known as 'The Stand-Ups'.....Jerry himself took on the impression when he hosted SNL in 1992

[@sophierobinson2738]

I barely know who Seinfeld is, so I can't say.

[@agnosticsister]

Spot on!!

[@BeautyOnEarth]

Wishing everyone here good health, success, and happiness!

[@franklinclips5713]

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[@nikenk4091]

Aamiin

[@josephunlimited]

You too

[@rudyversus]

Thanks U too.

[@pualii]

@President Joe Biden Bruh.

[@r.d.whitaker5787]

It's time to stop saying "This is not who we are". Unfortunately, this is exactly who we fucking are.

[@andreas.9175]

Speak for yourself.

[@KariN-or3sc]

Well, it’s who half of us are...😑

[@tillitsdone]

Rudy will be holding a press conference from Alamo Car Rental

[@stlouisluv]

LMAO 😂😂😂

[@SubliminallyMischievous]

Sorry, it's gonna be rent-a-wreck.

[@bcrich3327]

To all you cnn or msm watchers. Get on your knees and pray you have us to save your asses.

[@oscarquizapa9280]

@@bcrich3327 who’s us ?

[@fisherking7798]

@@bcrich3327 you mean the murdering terrorists that stormed the capitol no thank you

[@geemail6264]

Pelosi should write at bottom of the impeachment document “we love u and ur very special “

[@erinmixon6331]

Pelosi needs to be kicked the hell out and told to never come back.

[@geemail6264]

@@erinmixon6331 Just Change “Pelosi” to ur Cult leaders name; BTW his days are numbered.1/20/21...That’s the real day when MAGA will finally make sense. Buh-Bye.Prez Dump

[@mrcurly1147]

@@bobmodica5703 lies. Can't you people do anything other than lie? Do you actually think anyone believes that, other than a trump supporter I mean.

[@unexpectedvixen5685]

🤣🤣 good one!

[@thykingdomcome7238]

“Violence is the last refuge of the incompetent.” - Isaac Asimov

[@ericv5337]

@D C clearly you dont get the difference between a riot and an attack on our Congress and the differences. Get an education?

[@TheJok3rMan]

You talking about BLM or Antifa ?

[@mikeygoodboi]

He never said to hurt anything or anyone. I watched that speech twice. Do not believe the lies.

[@HeNNy_Ds]

But it’s ok for Antifa and BLM

[@HeNNy_Ds]

@@ericv5337 they were basically allowed to walk in. It was pretty much a set up!

[@jacintarooke7142]

*Writing on the boarder wall is only place he can post" lmfao

[@mrcurly1147]

Was that a Sharpie?? I'll bet Mexico didn't even pay for THAT!! In Mexico, the election promise is "We are going to have a wall, and the USA will pay for it!"

[@theLocalLesbian]

Can we appreciate how accurate Jimmy’s Jerry Seinfeld impression was?

[@elbruces]

That is one of the talents he has. Along with the musical impressions.

[@Msfruity44]

Most definitely!💯👏🏽👏🏽

[@Justusson]

Not that good I think.

[@NewMessage]

Heck, Donnie doesn't know what the word amendment means... he once said "You can't change the Constitution!".

[@janicefarmer2387]

But all his retrumplicans thinks he can. They believe every lie out of his mouth.

[@Belforhir]

I don't think he understand what 25th means

[@whocares2087.1]

@Justfactsman2020 Good job you racist. Soon you will all get fired from your low level jobs.

[@DAVID-vy8ix]

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[@Belforhir]

@@DAVID-vy8ix Do you really think Obama was involved in the day to day dealings of all of the nations IRS workers? Or that law enforcement runs everything by the president first? yeah... you voted for Trump didn't you?

[@vincent7520]

"I take no responsibility" … He's rehearsing when Deutsch Bank lawyers will knock at his door.

[@UsernameChecksOut211]

@@cookiehamilton1500 if you say this as a trump supporter, get the hell out of here

[@scarlettvanhelsing2291]

@@UsernameChecksOut211 👋👋👋👋👋👋👋👋

[@DAVID-vy8ix]

Deutsch Bank bunch of criminals, But i guess that is a lot of Corps

[@BuzryHaproMandalorianHunter]

“Right now, writing on his border wall is the only place where Trump’s allowed to post”. Mic 🎤 drop!

[@papichilo9437]

😂🤣👊

[@canaisyoung3601]

Even that's gonna get painted over.

[@karennicholls8618]

Touché

[@SC-mp1lh]

Considering he never takes the blame for literally anything I'm not that surprised

[@mikeygoodboi]

I watched that speech twice. Because I want to believe Truth. He told people to walk but he NEVER SAID TO ENTER THE CAPITOL BUILDING or to destroy stuff. Not once. Do not believe the lies!

[@Drpepper1049]

@Iron Chef Palm Beach he actually told people to go home. he never wanted anyone to invade the *Capitol building. I bet you're the type of person to disagree that there's no evidence of election fraud when there's countless videos and proof of it lol

[@coreymatheson818]

@Tuna Tosser lol what conspiracy fuckwit?? He never said it

[@GG-ml3vr]

@@Drpepper1049 He said go home only after the riot,horse,,,,door,,,,bolted

[@GG-ml3vr]

@@coreymatheson818 yes he did

[@crystalraf]

He made the exact same argument that evangelical Christians make when another Christian behaves in a way the person doesn’t agree with. They aren’t true supporters of trump.

[@clutchnrun6944]

“A government big enough to give you everything you want is a government big enough to take from you everything you have.” -Gerald R. Ford

[@zentai5076]

irrelevant

[@MisterCovek]

It's funny how leftists who have been extremely critical of the police and authority, now side with the police and authority because all of a sudden it's not ok to protest against your rulers. Leftist were always bootlickers. They only protest when the boot is not the one they wanna lick.

[@bishop51807]

@@MisterCovek Dido!

[@MizterMissile]

@@MisterCovek nah, leftists still hate cops. They just seemed to wonder why the DT Flock didn't respect the police authority, since that's always their advice. I never saw them boot licking, I saw them questioning the hypocrisy. And then I saw the right wingers blame Antifa. Classic gag.

[@fisherking7798]

@@MisterCovek it's funny how terrorists who claim to love the country and the flag have no qualms of bludgeoning a policemen with said flag

[@clutchnrun6944]

“A nation of sheep will beget a government of wolves.” -Edward R. Murrow

[@clutchnrun6944]

Beget=bring about

[@aliliving7774]

@@cookiehamilton1500 infowars, ok.🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@clutchnrun6944]

@@aliliving7774 ?

[@CorsetGrace]

“Patriotism means to stand by the country. It does not mean to stand by the president or any other public official, save exactly to the degree in which he himself stands by the country. It is patriotic to support him insofar as he efficiently serves the country. It is unpatriotic not to oppose him to the exact extent that by inefficiency or otherwise he fails in his duty to stand by the country. In either event, it is unpatriotic not to tell the truth, whether about the president or anyone else.”― Theodore Roosevelt

[@HomeDronen]

So that's why Trump wanted to build a wall, so that his followers could practice! 🖐️🤣

[@hassanbeshir6446]

Wishing everyone who sees this good health and happiness

[@mikaylabansie9512]

Ty honey 🙂

[@belladawnausa]

Same to you.

[@kimberlycarpenter574]

Thank you and same to you! 😊

[@martica6755]

Thank you .. and same to you. Stay safe 🙏🏼

[@barbaralachance5836]

Same to you dear! 😀

[@andoni1987]

- Hey, you wanna watch Civil War? - Sure, you've got Disney+? - No, CNN.

[@AlexG-jm7cd]

This is why i wish i was never born

[@ChrisbeFoSerious]

I’m actually impressed with his Trump voice/impression lmao.

[@rams_r_champs]

Seth’s is my favorite

[@eamo2334]

Denying responsibility doesn’t mean shit. I could shoot someone and deny responsibility, I would have still been guilty of shooting someone.

[@bkbland1626]

It actually does. A real man takes responsibility for his actions. A sniveling yellow coward does not. I'll let you guess which one this asshole is.

[@eamo2334]

@@bkbland1626 what I meant was it doesn’t mean shit because he’s still guilty. I could give a loaded gun to a shooter and ‘deny responsibility’, I’m still responsible.

[@quadkrazykeith]

@@eamo2334 your all dipshits, if everyone blamed you then I guess it all would be your fault, we all lose in the end because of you

[@eamo2334]

@@quadkrazykeith you’re definitely right. Trump only rallied a crowd of aggressive republicans, told them about how they were cheated out of the election, and suggested they march down to the capitol. He is not responsible for the riot whatsoever. -_-

[@b.cheese6830]

Chill

[@K0m30ng]

His grandkids will soon find out how embarassing their grandfather was

[@laurenmarie9332]

I feel so bad for his youngest son 🙄

[@yew2oob954]

Most Trumptards are proud of the South and their Confederate ancestors...I'm sure Trump and Trumptards will lionize their orange buffoon for years to come.

[@Velociraptor2000]

@@yew2oob954 even after he dies

[@quadkrazykeith]

@@yew2oob954 what are you proud of?

[@ninjasquirrel9276]

He is not going to be embarrassed when his dad puts 500 million in his bank account.

[@Mars_Ultor_CasualGamer]

Black Thought dryly doing Jimmy's bit was the highlight of the segment.

[@tatsuyamomota2433]

There are 7 Trumps on earth. For example, the Monday-Trump doesn’t remember what the Sunday-Trump did.

[@nithilanamudhan6260]

Well Monday Trump doesn't remember what Monday Trump does either

[@wilsonweiseng6485]

I was gonna ask why is there more than 1 Trump, but yeah that makes sense

[@kristoferwallace1072]

And all 7 will be president again Trump 2021

[@mrtoocranky56]

@@kristoferwallace1072 gross, dream on.

[@mrtoocranky56]

they're all goofs.

[@marinawahl6727]

It's strange how people thing t*** would take any responsibility ever. I never heard him say that he was wrong about a single thing

[@mikeygoodboi]

I watched that speech twice. Because I want to believe Truth. He told people to walk but he NEVER SAID TO ENTER THE CAPITOL BUILDING or to destroy stuff. Not once. Do not believe the lies!

[@ryanvibert7245]

Read between the lines mike

[@marinawahl6727]

He is responsible that people marched there and felt betrayed.... Of course the result is violence. He knew what he did when he said these things

[@mikeygoodboi]

@@marinawahl6727 I'm guessing you did not and will not watch the speech but will gladly believe that people tell you to believe.

[@mikeygoodboi]

@@ryanvibert7245 His last tweet was calling those people that broke in monsters, thieves and haters of democracy. And they were. Whoever condones such violence in not American.

[@katyoverland9687]

i don't know why, but tarik's "lookin' forward to it" is the funniest thing I've seen in years

[@ShreyaGoyal]

"I take full responsibility, it's not my fault."

[@edski8536]

A sign of a split tongue.

[@elbarjones4812]

Typical Diaper Donnie POUTUS statement.

[@匕卄モ匕卄丹れKち]

The people he talking about exist only in his head.

[@martinmcauliff8384]

Did any of the Governors/Mayors apologies for all the riots over the summer? They were supporting it I fact. In Seattle the Mayor to quote called it the “Summer of Love” as people were dying and police stations and innocent peoples businesses were being destroyed. In fact people on the internet were supporting it. Why aren’t you condemning those people? It doesn’t fit your stations agenda?

[@LeoStorm007]

we are laughing, but tomorrow she's getting the presidential medal of freedom.👏🤣🤣 i died at that part. so good.

[@garhull11]

considering the standards of that country, that woman could be president some day

[@MrPferdi10]

Well... that "like water and oil" it's a frase that makes a metaphor for the substances repellent properties when mixed together, making an heterogeneous mixture... The same happens with oil and vinagar so she's not bad just a little lost

[@TELEVISIONARCHIVES]

Trump Supporters need to vote for Democrats now. They have your number and you won't be able to find work until you change parties.

[@JD-tg9cf]

Did he ever do any jokes of BLM??

[@djzrobzombie2813]

@@MrPferdi10 how about vodka and whiskey ? 🤔

[@seethrough2050]

T**** never takes responsibility for any wrongdoing he did.

[@ert-wert]

@Kent Peet why would he do this

[@ert-wert]

@Kent Peet have you asked yourself that simple question

[@Chunkboi]

@Brian Oconnell So insurrection, sedition, fraud, kidnapping, obstruction, extortion, and emoluments are no longer crimes?

[@Chunkboi]

@Brian Oconnell So because you don't like the fact that 💩 broke the law since (and even before) his inauguration in 2017, you simply dismiss reality, especially when there are objective facts and vetted evidence which proves his guilt: *Obstruction:* www.justice.gov/storage/report.pdf Ten counts are in there. Furthermore, he refused to comply with congressional subpoena, which constitutes an additional crime (felony contempt). A summary analysis is here: www.factcheck.org/2019/04/what-the-mueller-report-says-about-obstruction/ And a legal analysis is here: www.lawfareblog.com/obstruction-justice-mueller-report-heat-map *Emoluments:* 💩 has been golfing at his own resorts, and charging premium fees to the Secret Service for equipment and access just so they could do their jobs. He had US soldiers stay at those resorts on refueling/resupply stops, and charged premium fees to the military. He had foreign dignitaries stay at his properties, and charged them for it. This is money which all goes right into 💩's pockets. Here's a legal analysis: www.acslaw.org/wp-content/uploads/old-uploads/originals/documents/Trump%20and%20the%20Emoluments%20Clause.pdf And here's some more information pertaining to 💩 himself: www.theusconstitution.org/litigation/Trump-and-foreign-emoluments-clause/ Furthermore, he lifted sanctions on a Chinese telecom company, ZTE, in exchange for real estate licensing deals, in a far more blatant violation of the emoluments clause: www.businessinsider.com/trump-zte-order-after-china-gave-millions-to-trump-organization-tied-project-2018-5 mediabiasfactcheck.com/business-insider/ And here's some additional evidence from the Congressional Research Service: fas.org/sgp/crs/misc/IF11086.pdf mediabiasfactcheck.com/every-crs-report/ *Fraud:* First, he defrauded the nation by claiming he would divest from his business interests, which he did not do. (Emoluments, above). There's also tax fraud: www.ais-cpa.com/tax-fraud-by-the-numbers-the-trump-timeline/ (Note that this is an analysis, not an opinion piece). *Kidnapping:* "In criminal law, kidnapping is the unlawful transportation, asportation and confinement of a person against their will." President 💩 has ordered kidnapping of refugees at the Southern border of the Continental United States. While child separation is necessary when parents have been accused of a crime, illegal immigration is a CIVIL, not a CRIMINAL, offense. He has effectively conspired to abduct children with no plans to confirm parentage, let alone return them to their parents. He has also violated immigration law by closing legal ports of entry to refugees, issuing orders to deny entry by legal means for asylum seekers. These people are escaping lethal threats, and "going back where they came from" is not an option. He has also persecuted LEGAL immigrants, in fact deporting at least one legally naturalized US citizen and seeking to deport more: www.justice.gov/opa/pr/united-states-files-denaturalization-complaints-florida-connecticut-and-new-jersey-against www.dhs.gov/sites/default/files/publications/U.S.%20Immigration%20and%20Customs%20Enforcement.pdf *Gross Incompetence:* The economic growth is due to Obama's policies, not 💩's (bea.gov and bls.gov for proof, as the recovery and boom begin 7-8 years prior to 💩's inauguration). 💩's trade war has been causally linked to losses of 1000 jobs for every job they created (e.g., steel production has expanded, but manufacturing has cratered or moved overseas), and yet he continues to push these tariffs. Shelves are emptying out in brick-and-mortar stores not because of high demand, but because of low supply. Sure, people can order online, but there are shipping and handling costs to consider. And yet he still deliberately pushes policy deleterious to the US economy. That action is grossly incompetent. In addition, his "peace" with North Korea is the result of 💩 pushing on Kim, and then 💩 caved, ending military exercises with our allies in South Korea for their defense in exchange for a vacuous and ultimately broken promise of denuclearization. Destruction of test sites was an empty act, as they already have a working bomb design, and after Kim-💩 summit 1, they continued to test the delivery systems. And yet, 💩 kisses Kim's behind and the US gets nothing for it. 💩 has also wasted US tax dollars on an ineffective wall instead of actually employing effective border patrol measurements to secure the border not only geographically, but at legal ports of entry, which is where 90% of illegal immigration happens. There's also the 2020 Coronavirus Pandemic, which 💩 ignored, then denied, then proceeded to exacerbate with his incompetent actions (holding back on any testing, encouraging dangerous behavior which would spread the virus, downplaying the actual numbers, and demanding a re-opening which will only endanger the population). www.politifact.com/article/2020/mar/20/how-donald-trump-responded-coronavirus-pandemic/ www.politifact.com/article/2020/apr/14/donald-trumps-white-house-coronavirus-briefing-vid/ www.cdc.gov/coronavirus/2019-ncov/covid-data/faq-surveillance.html Hydroxychloroquine facts: www.sciencemag.org/news/2020/06/three-big-studies-dim-hopes-hydroxychloroquine-can-treat-or-prevent-covid-19 mediabiasfactcheck.com/science-magazine/ www.physiciansweekly.com/covid-19-va-study-points-to-increased-mortality-with-hydroxychloroquine/ www.npr.org/sections/coronavirus-live-updates/2020/03/24/820512107/man-dies-woman-hospitalized-after-taking-form-of-chloroquine-to-prevent-covid-19 www.accessdata.fda.gov/drugsatfda_docs/label/2017/009768s037s045s047lbl.pdf Disinformation: www.politifact.com/factchecks/2020/aug/13/facebook-posts/conspiracy-about-moderna-gates-epstein-fauci-and-s/ This could also qualify as *reckless endangerment,* another felony offense. *Extortion:* This is the one that got the first Impeachment ball rolling. 💩's phone call with Ukraine might be loosely interpreted as 💩 using a "go to" phrase by a defense attorney...what clinches it as an actual crime, however, is that he put a freeze on congressionally approved military aid to the Ukraine. THAT is what confirms the commission of a crime. This is a particular kind of extortion as defined under the Hobbs act of 1946. www.businessinsider.com/house-intel-committee-evidence-of-trump-ukraine-extortion-scheme-2019-11 en.wikipedia.org/wiki/trump%E2%80%93Ukraine_scandal intelligence.house.gov/uploadedfiles/the_trump-ukraine_impeachment_inquiry_report.pdf *Insurrection/Sedition:* 💩 incited a riot on the US capitol with a public rally in DC. That is commission of a crime on camera. uscode.house.gov/view.xhtml?path=/prelim@title18/part1/chapter115&edition=prelim

[@ChristineCAlb1]

Jimmy needs to bring back his teenage girl character (the “Eeew” sketch).

[@marinarosa8599]

Of course he's denying responsibility, he's a coward 😤

[@gregwright9869]

How about the idiots who were actually doing it be responsible. I don't remember hearing trump say go and breaking windows and vandalize etc.

[@shijilan7554]

He never does accept his defeat. Like a toddler 🤣

[@franklinclips5713]

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[@ZombieZifiction]

just play fortnite and do what you're told, simpleton.

[@Downbubbles2]

@@ZombieZifiction oof

[@lalitkashyap2395]

Koyi help karo plz

[@trever5483]

Yea just like your xi didn’t aceept any joke

[@Paduzie357]

Watching From Australia 🇦🇺 Thursday 14 January 2021 ❤️✌️🇺🇸 God bless President Trump 🙏❤️✌️

[@erikaiam8864]

Tbh, I'm amazed trump can still stand. Normally a person would suffer from blockage, a perforated bowel, and sepsis, after being so full of crap.

[@humility-righteous-giving]

even if the capitol riot was as bad as they said it was(and it wasn't even close to as bad as how they sold it),and even if trump actually caused it(witch he did not),,it doesn't come close to the amount of cops killed as a result of BLM or the damage by the looting ,fires and mass rioting that your propaganda machine called peaceful protests, there is no standard therefore its all crap,,its the people you who are full of crap and addicted to crap because you will just eat any shit they sell you ,,if they started selling that 2+2=5 people you will eventually buy it as gospel truth ,because they will bring on all sorts of "smart" people (ie morons) and lace it into their "jokes" like they do with all the other crap they sell you

[@Chunkboi]

@@humility-righteous-giving Your username is quite ironic considering your post demonstrates a complete lack of critical thinking. You seem to think that the BLM protests became riots because of BLM protestors, when the evidence uncovered by law enforcement indicates that they were right-wingnuts who took advantage of an already tense situation in order to incite violence (either to discredit the protestors or just because they were assholes): docs.house.gov/meetings/JU/JU00/20200610/110775/HHRG-116-JU00-20200610-SD019.pdf www.businessinsider.com/right-wing-extremists-kill-329-since-1994-antifa-killed-none-2020-7 www.washingtonpost.com/politics/2020/06/22/who-caused-violence-protests-its-not-antifa/ This is in line with the M.O. of the steaming pile of Trump, who incites violence in his supporters: mediabiasfactcheck.com/new-york-magazine/ nymag.com/intelligencer/2018/11/trump-isnt-inciting-violence-by-mistake-he-just-told-us.html www.politifact.com/factchecks/2017/jul/05/sarah-huckabee-sanders/has-donald-trump-never-promoted-or-encouraged-viol/ kzbin.info/www/bejne/jXrWY39oo7p_Y5I www.nbcnews.com/video/donald-trumps-tough-talk-as-protester-escorted-from-las-vegas-arena-628905027991 kzbin.info/www/bejne/p5iVn52mqtakbK8

[@K0m30ng]

Breaking News : Trump is trying to borrow his son's twitter account to tweet

[@natureandphysics403]

Wow, that's like your drunk aunt showing up asking for beers.

[@janicehaldeman234]

Yes, he's demanding a recount.

[@jaives]

Which son? Is it Eric? He didn't even get greeted happy birthday by his dad last week.

[@natureandphysics403]

@BroadbandTV Corp. "I'm not the alcoholic _HIC_ maybe all of youuuuu are!"

[@stevenmadsen53]

FAKE REPORT

[@andybd11a]

Ask yourself. How did they get in the capital building so easy. Cause they let them in.

[@helluvastart]

lol “who are these people?” Jimmy says exactly like Seinfeld

[@raydology9584]

They say I'm sexy 😂

[@taistanback2054]

Right!!!!

[@BioniqBob]

trump has no dog, so no pee pole.

[@Samael_Monasteriis]

Jimmy: You forgot to address the enormous crowd of Trump supporters that attended his speech at the wall! There must've been at least 30 people!

[@sallywagner188]

And that was a joke. The president, I mean.

[@georgefaulk2528]

30 more than what was at biden's gatherings.

[@Samael_Monasteriis]

@@georgefaulk2528 it did look like a bigger crowd was at the airport to see him leave.

[@georgefaulk2528]

@@BioniqBob you mean biden committed fraud and stole the election. joey and hunter in jail by 2022.

[@BioniqBob]

@@georgefaulk2528 You have the right to remain stupid. You really are one to take advantage of your right. You are also a muted moron.

[@justatinyhalfling]

Does anybody else cringe at the few staff members laughing after every joke? I am kinda over forced laughing tbh.

[@thisistheaccountname]

Republicans to Trump after tonight's Congress came to a close: Did I do good, Daddy?

[@cookiehamilton1500]

THIS POST IS FOR THOSE WHO TRULY BELIEVE IN DEMOCRACY. THIS IS FOR THOSE WHO BELIEVE AND WITNESSED THE ELECTION WAS STOLEN BY THEIR PUBLIC SERVANTS. IT IS NOT YET OVER. THE LEGITIMATE PEOPLES PRESIDENT DONALD TRUMP WILL BE YOUR PRESIDENT IN THE NEXT 4 YEARS. WATCH HE WON BY 6M VOTES. THEY ARE AFRAID TO SEE THE EVIDENCE. WATCH kzbin.info/www/bejne/b5LJdZ-Bd8ujaNk This is why Pelosi, Biden, democrats, main stream media is wanting to impeach your president feasting sending out fake news. This is why social media banned your president and your accounts. All of these pertuators will have their days in court. LIberty and freedom of speech was violated. It is false to say that the fraud is unsubstantiated until it has its proper day in court or it has not gone through a forensic audit on the aggrieved party's term there is substantial evidence this is why they are asking for a 10 day audit which the House did not give. Their Congress&Courts no longer represent the citizen of the American constitution & ceased to be bearer of democracy to the world on Jan 6. The day they deprived the people of a 10 day fraud audit. kzbin.info/www/bejne/b5LJdZ-Bd8ujaNk The main stream media is very bias to the left. 800T to 1.5M peacefully rallied outside the capitol while the antifa, Q, BLM camouflaged as Trump supporters, & democrats paid agitators storm the capitol. Formal FBI report says it all pls watch cantcensortruth.com/watch?id=5ff8b70ce0de8d36a8f08443 The democrats paid agitators to blame it to Trump supporters It is a set up by Biden and democrats so thay they dont get audited because they are afraid the fraud they committed will be publicly known. Formal FBI report identified it as antifa & Q not Trump supporters pls watch cantcensortruth.com/watch?id=5ff8b70ce0de8d36a8f08443 The democrats paid agitators People did not stormed the capitol. They were let in. If the police did not open the barricade they will not reach inside the capitol. Watch this footage. twitter.com/BruxaUkcg/status/1347311231208747008?s=20 Antifa, BLM, Q, and paid agitators camouflaging as Trump supporters were inside the capitol. Only a few Trump supporters were inside which the police let in. Only a handful was agitated. Main culprit are antifa and paid agitators. www.infowars.com/posts/questions-about-the-chaos-at-the-capitol-that-desperately-need-to-be-answered/ What really happened that main stream media is not reporting. Watch this www.infowars.com/posts/alex-jones-lays-out-what-really-happened-at-the-us-capitol/ What really happened that NBC is not reporting. Watch this www.infowars.com/posts/alex-jones-lays-out-what-really-happened-at-the-us-capitol/ Watch this instead Trump supporters on video attempted to stop Bidens antifa army destroying the capitol building window. Main stream media is lying to you again putting all the blame to Trump supporters! www.infowars.com/posts/watch-live-red-alert-the-purge-has-begun/ Watch this instead Trump supporters on video attempted to stop Bidens antifa army destroying the capitol building window. Main stream media is lying to you again putting all the blame to Trump supporters! It was the democrats paid agitators who instigated it. Democrats have history paying agitators in a rally. See 10.37 minute of this video. Main stream media covers up kzbin.info/www/bejne/gX7UfKRmmbiZmtk YOUR DAY OF JUSTICE WILL COME VERY VERY SOON. LET THEM REJOICE AND DEFAME YOU NOW AS THIS IS SHORT LIVED. THEIR DAY ON BOTH PUBLIC DOMESTIC & INTERNATIONAL COURT IS COMING. We know the truth we have all the valid legal evidence. You will get your legitimate peoples president. Do not listen to fake news!!!!! We want you to be careful in your rally being infiltrated by subversive elements. Do not let yourself get agitated. Always on guard. We are here hundreds of millions all over the world . We hear your voice we share your pain. When they steal from you. They steal from the world. We will come and support you on the ground and infowars. Get ready because we are ready!

[@pitgroove.37_66]

"now Trump has committed two crimes; INCITEMENT OF A RIOT and GRAFFITI" None of this could be more accurate🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@cookiehamilton1500]

THIS POST IS FOR THOSE WHO TRULY BELIEVE IN DEMOCRACY. THIS IS FOR THOSE WHO BELIEVE AND WITNESSED THE ELECTION WAS STOLEN BY THEIR PUBLIC SERVANTS. IT IS NOT YET OVER. THE LEGITIMATE PEOPLES PRESIDENT DONALD TRUMP WILL BE YOUR PRESIDENT IN THE NEXT 4 YEARS. WATCH HE WON BY 6M VOTES. THEY ARE AFRAID TO SEE THE EVIDENCE. WATCH kzbin.info/www/bejne/b5LJdZ-Bd8ujaNk This is why Pelosi, Biden, democrats, main stream media is wanting to impeach your president feasting sending out fake news. This is why social media banned your president and your accounts. All of these pertuators will have their days in court. LIberty and freedom of speech was violated. It is false to say that the fraud is unsubstantiated until it has its proper day in court or it has not gone through a forensic audit on the aggrieved party's term there is substantial evidence this is why they are asking for a 10 day audit which the House did not give. Their Congress&Courts no longer represent the citizen of the American constitution & ceased to be bearer of democracy to the world on Jan 6. The day they deprived the people of a 10 day fraud audit. kzbin.info/www/bejne/b5LJdZ-Bd8ujaNk The main stream media is very bias to the left. 800T to 1.5M peacefully rallied outside the capitol while the antifa, Q, BLM camouflaged as Trump supporters, & democrats paid agitators storm the capitol. Formal FBI report says it all pls watch cantcensortruth.com/watch?id=5ff8b70ce0de8d36a8f08443 The democrats paid agitators to blame it to Trump supporters It is a set up by Biden and democrats so thay they dont get audited because they are afraid the fraud they committed will be publicly known. Formal FBI report identified it as antifa & Q not Trump supporters pls watch cantcensortruth.com/watch?id=5ff8b70ce0de8d36a8f08443 The democrats paid agitators People did not stormed the capitol. They were let in. If the police did not open the barricade they will not reach inside the capitol. Watch this footage. twitter.com/BruxaUkcg/status/1347311231208747008?s=20 Antifa, BLM, Q, and paid agitators camouflaging as Trump supporters were inside the capitol. Only a few Trump supporters were inside which the police let in. Only a handful was agitated. Main culprit are antifa and paid agitators. www.infowars.com/posts/questions-about-the-chaos-at-the-capitol-that-desperately-need-to-be-answered/ What really happened that main stream media is not reporting. Watch this www.infowars.com/posts/alex-jones-lays-out-what-really-happened-at-the-us-capitol/ What really happened that NBC is not reporting. Watch this www.infowars.com/posts/alex-jones-lays-out-what-really-happened-at-the-us-capitol/ Watch this instead Trump supporters on video attempted to stop Bidens antifa army destroying the capitol building window. Main stream media is lying to you again putting all the blame to Trump supporters! www.infowars.com/posts/watch-live-red-alert-the-purge-has-begun/ Watch this instead Trump supporters on video attempted to stop Bidens antifa army destroying the capitol building window. Main stream media is lying to you again putting all the blame to Trump supporters! It was the democrats paid agitators who instigated it. Democrats have history paying agitators in a rally. See 10.37 minute of this video. Main stream media covers up kzbin.info/www/bejne/gX7UfKRmmbiZmtk YOUR DAY OF JUSTICE WILL COME VERY VERY SOON. LET THEM REJOICE AND DEFAME YOU NOW AS THIS IS SHORT LIVED. THEIR DAY ON BOTH PUBLIC DOMESTIC & INTERNATIONAL COURT IS COMING. We know the truth we have all the valid legal evidence. You will get your legitimate peoples president. Do not listen to fake news!!!!! We want you to be careful in your rally being infiltrated by subversive elements. Do not let yourself get agitated. Always on guard. We are here hundreds of millions all over the world . We hear your voice we share your pain. When they steal from you. They steal from the world. We will come and support you on the ground and infowars. Get ready because we are ready!

[@elbarjones4812]

@@cookiehamilton1500 You are dumb as dirt.......I got your bath water waiting for you

[@dannilo-ro5791]

I love Tariq. His snark is perfect.

[@swingtriple]

He's trying hard to be funny

[@newyorkerjoe123]

"The psychology of a desperate man is very sad."

[@100jmong]

Your post is based on zero facts.

[@shwndrws7785]

2pac?

[@shwndrws7785]

@ATL Braves ANTIFA? BLM? 🤷‍♂️ Never heard of it. More crazy MAGALOIDS?! 🤦‍♂️ just great.

[@rohanpoddar2562]

If he made graffiti on the wall shouldn't he be arrested for vandalism ?

[@bishop5400]

One more thing Trump did say that Mexico was going to help pay for the wall but he was met with quite a bit of resistance from the " liberal left" so he decided to rebalance the NAFTA agreement so Mexico is going to pay for it through higher excise taxes and duty fees over time, which in my opinion was rather clever idea.

[@tracytabb2882]

scotland here i love wakin up to ths show at 5 am over here lol

[@steyer-crmg]

Trump has made graffiti legal on his wall.

[@texasmamaw6555]

I bet his signature will be spray painted in black! Or brown or yellow. Or whatever color.

[@Happy-uy5wc]

Now everyone will want to sign the wall. It will turn into a big 450 mile graffiti event.. with all of the most famous graffiti artists from all over the world coming to "sign" the wall. 450 miles of graffiti.

[@Faesharlyn]

Nope, it's government property lol

[@steyer-crmg]

@@Faesharlyn precedent set 😂

[@kismeteors]

@@texasmamaw6555 most likely orange

[@MagaBeorch]

Everytime he imitated Jerry Seinfeld "Who are these people?" I'm ROTFL! 😂🤣😂🤣

[@Jessica-go6cy]

The shade, “Sounds like a fun bit you should do it”.🤣🤣🤣🤣 Yesssss NYC legalize it!!!

[@Hoota5293]

Hearing literally everything going on I'm just preparing for a civil war

[@pierrecalderone8206]

I'm more worried about the millions that voted for Trump.

[@collettemcquaide1662]

Exactly.

[@valeriemaksimoski1833]

Don't. You can have your free health care and housing and berate our military. Only you will suffer. The rest of us were smart enough to invest, not wait for CNN and the dems frighten us. We like the policies dummy, not the man.

[@miajordan]

he is an orange toddler omg!!

[@VibhorWase]

And toddlers write on walls! Perfect

[@GG-ml3vr]

He must have used a tiny wee pen

[@MisterCovek]

Orange man bad

[@jimmyhun91]

@President Trump Isn't Going Anywhere Well denying reality and refusing to admit responsibility for you actions is fairly toddler-like behaviour.

[@MisterCovek]

@@jimmyhun91 Where were you with such clever comments when democrats didn't take responsibility for leftist violence that lasted for almost a year? Or when the media literally LIED and still LIES. Are you calling them "toddlers"?

[@mamamia5556]

That means he will keep doing that if he won't be remorseful and take responsibility...

[@ninadchoudhury3362]

I still wonder and will be wondering "HOW ON EARTH HE WAS ELECTED AT THE FIRST PLACE"

[@TheBest-sd2qf]

Because people like..elected him?

[@safe-keeper1042]

We all do. Especially in 2020.\

[@ninadchoudhury3362]

@@TheBest-sd2qf 250,000 employees lost their job coz of the hatred of Trump against China...let alone other destructions...this is is the price of the LIKE

[@eavyeavy2864]

By frauding the vote in 2016. He thought he could do it again

[@eavyeavy2864]

@ATL Braves because white priveleged police show how disgusting facist republican is.

[@Frank-wb9bd]

'people' - Rudy, Don Jnr and the voices in his head.

[@WERob-to5sp]

When is FAllon and his cronies going to be held accountable for Antifa and BLM violence. They killed nearly 20 people and cause billions in damages.

[@Frank-wb9bd]

@@WERob-to5sp jog on mate.

[@DAVID-vy8ix]

Remember most corrupt AG was under Obama big talker

[@DAVID-vy8ix]

kzbin.info/www/bejne/epu5lX5rqN9sirc

[@DAVID-vy8ix]

kzbin.info/www/bejne/o5y8Zn1taKaee8k

[@NewMessage]

YT just announced they're suspending Donnie's channel for a week while they review his content... Better buy more sharpies, Donnie!

[@amadeokomnenus1414]

Yes, i just read that on Axios. Funny stuff

[@fpoiana]

That part with the member of the band had me cracking laughs like a baby!! it was soooo funny!

[@georgelabottum7448]

I though he was there to pick up that big cheque from Mexico.

[@kuromi23803]

My question is 'who is the person they?' We need him out.

[@ryanwilliams560]

Late night TV died when Leno and letterman left.

[@miketabb2071]

This man is so vain, remember when he held up stimulus package so he could put his name on them

[@hellbentdclxvi5937]

Pelosi held it up bro, get your sh*t straight

[@Avarren]

@@hellbentdclxvi5937 Pelosi held it up so that all the stimulus money wouldn’t only go to the deserving poor corporations like United Airlines and Tyson Foods. She’s the reason people like you and me got anything at all. Get your sh*t straight.

[@hellbentdclxvi5937]

@@Avarren you are so delusional. Pelosi has nothing to do with it. But go ahead and keep eating sh*t if thats what helps you sleep at night 👍

[@Avarren]

@@hellbentdclxvi5937 Pelosi, Speaker of the House, had nothing to do with the stimulus? You don’t really know much about how the US government works, do you?

[@Avarren]

@@hellbentdclxvi5937 Here lemme help you out with that: kzbin.info/www/bejne/haXFnp9sjK6EhtE

[@miguelv5775]

He is right.... he is totally irresponsible!

[@cookiehamilton1500]

THIS POST IS FOR THOSE WHO TRULY BELIEVE IN DEMOCRACY. THIS IS FOR THOSE WHO BELIEVE AND WITNESSED THE ELECTION WAS STOLEN BY THEIR PUBLIC SERVANTS. IT IS NOT YET OVER. THE LEGITIMATE PEOPLES PRESIDENT DONALD TRUMP WILL BE YOUR PRESIDENT IN THE NEXT 4 YEARS. WATCH HE WON BY 6M VOTES. THEY ARE AFRAID TO SEE THE EVIDENCE. WATCH kzbin.info/www/bejne/b5LJdZ-Bd8ujaNk This is why Pelosi, Biden, democrats, main stream media is wanting to impeach your president feasting sending out fake news. This is why social media banned your president and your accounts. All of these pertuators will have their days in court. LIberty and freedom of speech was violated. It is false to say that the fraud is unsubstantiated until it has its proper day in court or it has not gone through a forensic audit on the aggrieved party's term there is substantial evidence this is why they are asking for a 10 day audit which the House did not give. Their Congress&Courts no longer represent the citizen of the American constitution & ceased to be bearer of democracy to the world on Jan 6. The day they deprived the people of a 10 day fraud audit. kzbin.info/www/bejne/b5LJdZ-Bd8ujaNk The main stream media is very bias to the left. 800T to 1.5M peacefully rallied outside the capitol while the antifa, Q, BLM camouflaged as Trump supporters, & democrats paid agitators storm the capitol. Formal FBI report says it all pls watch cantcensortruth.com/watch?id=5ff8b70ce0de8d36a8f08443 The democrats paid agitators to blame it to Trump supporters It is a set up by Biden and democrats so thay they dont get audited because they are afraid the fraud they committed will be publicly known. Formal FBI report identified it as antifa & Q not Trump supporters pls watch cantcensortruth.com/watch?id=5ff8b70ce0de8d36a8f08443 The democrats paid agitators People did not stormed the capitol. They were let in. If the police did not open the barricade they will not reach inside the capitol. Watch this footage. twitter.com/BruxaUkcg/status/1347311231208747008?s=20 Antifa, BLM, Q, and paid agitators camouflaging as Trump supporters were inside the capitol. Only a few Trump supporters were inside which the police let in. Only a handful was agitated. Main culprit are antifa and paid agitators. www.infowars.com/posts/questions-about-the-chaos-at-the-capitol-that-desperately-need-to-be-answered/ What really happened that main stream media is not reporting. Watch this www.infowars.com/posts/alex-jones-lays-out-what-really-happened-at-the-us-capitol/ What really happened that NBC is not reporting. Watch this www.infowars.com/posts/alex-jones-lays-out-what-really-happened-at-the-us-capitol/ Watch this instead Trump supporters on video attempted to stop Bidens antifa army destroying the capitol building window. Main stream media is lying to you again putting all the blame to Trump supporters! www.infowars.com/posts/watch-live-red-alert-the-purge-has-begun/ Watch this instead Trump supporters on video attempted to stop Bidens antifa army destroying the capitol building window. Main stream media is lying to you again putting all the blame to Trump supporters! It was the democrats paid agitators who instigated it. Democrats have history paying agitators in a rally. See 10.37 minute of this video. Main stream media covers up kzbin.info/www/bejne/gX7UfKRmmbiZmtk YOUR DAY OF JUSTICE WILL COME VERY VERY SOON. LET THEM REJOICE AND DEFAME YOU NOW AS THIS IS SHORT LIVED. THEIR DAY ON BOTH PUBLIC DOMESTIC & INTERNATIONAL COURT IS COMING. We know the truth we have all the valid legal evidence. You will get your legitimate peoples president. Do not listen to fake news!!!!! We want you to be careful in your rally being infiltrated by subversive elements. Do not let yourself get agitated. Always on guard. We are here hundreds of millions all over the world .We hear your voice we share your pain. When they steal from you. They steal from the world. We will come and support you on the ground and infowars. Get ready because we are ready!

[@kosh2001]

2:58 PENCE: "I met with the President. We had a productive conversation about the mob he sent to hang me, and I stand behind him that it was the right thing to do."

[@BobDavis-cp5wp]

Have you seen the video of pence getting his illuminati coin at the end just before he elbow bumps pelosi

[@jessicaarias7275]

"Somebody owes me an apology" and "Slamming back milks!" Hahaha!! 🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@madztheghost_7087]

Last time I was this early, George Eacker knew how to count to 10

[@slasherchild5871]

Well...they said Phillip would blow us all away, but in the end it seems he was the one blown away

[@madztheghost_7087]

@@slasherchild5871 **le gasp**

[@michaelc7418]

I watched Trump's entire speech on 1/6/2021 and he never told the crowd to go into the capitol building or to be violent.

[@sharpAnalyses]

What Trump's do and say all are based on what he wants. He never accept he is wrong. He learned to ignore the trues.

[@kimberlycarpenter574]

He is so delusional and unhinged

[@usedfuture4870]

Deny and Deflect. What he and his supporters love to do.

[@mikeygoodboi]

I watched that speech twice. Because I want to believe Truth. He told people to walk but he NEVER SAID TO ENTER THE CAPITOL BUILDING or to destroy stuff. Not once. Do not believe the lies!

[@coreymatheson818]

You people are so stupid, it's actually frustrating to know there's so many people incapable of using their own brains in this world

[@erichnlisafuest8301]

@@mikeygoodboi your hate blinds you.

[@celestecelestial90]

I think Guillani wasn’t there because he accidentally went to the Alamo in San Antonio. 😂

[@Nina525]

"A new hooded, sleeveless, tuxedo"😂😂

[@crazykittensmiles]

Who is the chick who keeps giving a sweet "awww" to the Trump jokes?

[@K_Z_R]

What is 'fired', Alex? 🤔

[@masonjoem2]

I hate how he was there with a pitchfork egging people on!!!

[@AlexSevigny89]

🎵I didn’t start the fire Though I didn’t light it, but I did incite it🎵

[@VibhorWase]

When he says "people" thought appropriate, he really means himself! As usual

[@VibhorWase]

Right..and also how the police tear gassed everyone so he can have a photo shoot with bible as a prop..nor did he mention how the panic buttons were removed from their offices.

[@thehound1359]

The border wall that we’re paying for

[@seeraenthen]

@Iron Chef Palm Beach why are you describing white people in america?

[@erikjohnson3859]

@Iron Chef Palm Beach Moron. You dont even know what defunding the police means, you dumb troll and yet you still feel confident enough to voice your ignorance publicly.

[@workout3901]

@@erikjohnson3859 What does it mean, huh? Gonna answer that one, slick? What does defund the police mean other than defunding the police?

[@erikjohnson3859]

@@workout3901 Defunding the police means reallocating funding that go to the militarization of our police, something that is not necessary and results in those same practices being used against our population. It means taking those funds, which are almost always seen as a third rail which cant be touched. It means we would have more counselors, emergency workers, and other services like food networking and operations like rehab facilities community centers. Got a homeless man causing a problem? Call the police. Got an addict causing trouble? Call the police. Got an unruly teenager? Call the police. That is a problem and that money that pays for tanks and long rifles could be better spent. Did you like that answer, slick? Like having other people do your due diligence for you, you lazy fuck?

[@workout3901]

@@erikjohnson3859 Well, if only your precious liberals in congress thought like that. That wasn't the reason the politicians gave. First off, the military is for getting militarized, makes sense, huh? Second, it isn't called "control how the funding that goes to the police is used", it's called defunding the police. Don't wriggle your way out of your opinion to make yourself look good, got that slick? Stick by what you say, and don't weasel out of it when people call you out for it.

[@maobfh]

Maybe you will start pushing to get those children out of their cages and find ALL the teenage girls.

[@mad2barxhst]

He never takes responsibility.

[@rowmontscheisshoffer]

sounds like another group of people we know on the left *thumb

[@miajordan]

his imitation sound just like him

[@olibrindy5121]

Thank you for the light of humour you shine on us. To all of you behing it.

[@themissionproductions2336]

I bet " the only place Trump can write on is the border wall " hit hard :D

[@mikechan2942]

I really dun understand how a guy like that can have 74 million votes

[@fisherking7798]

It goes to show the poor state education is in

[@gregwright9869]

Because he was actually accomplishing things behind all the fake reporting.

[@mikechan2942]

@@gregwright9869 like being the no.1 in covid case in the world ?

[@gregwright9869]

@@mikechan2942 So that's one guys fault? Did all the state or local governments do anything. There's been a ban on everything for months and people still to stupid to listen. Nice try though, you should read another headline and ignore common sense like you have been.

[@mikechan2942]

@@gregwright9869 he does not encourage people to wear mask and maintain social distance. He disagreed with health expert. He held rallies which gathered huge crowd with no masks. Is that enough for you? But trump voters are stupid and defy logic. I guess that's why China will surpass US as 74 million in the country are fools.

[@daviddechamplain5718]

Are politicians of the other party going to take responsibility for egging on riots and occupations the entire year? No, because no politicians ever do that.

[@OhAodha_]

Carson made it a point to not be political. You should learn something from that.

[@anxiousmindmusic]

MAGA tears lol

[@BradleyJames66]

When will Trump be your guest again Jimmy 😆😆

[@Luna.3.3.3]

👏😂 I was thinking the same! LOL

[@davonguy7214]

No one should be to blame but the people who "sieged" the capital. Charge everyone who trespassed with manslaughter.

[@madztheghost_7087]

✨Guac is extra✨

[@wilsonweiseng6485]

Be honest i expect the wall to fall like domino the moment he's done signing

[@cookiehamilton1500]

THIS POST IS FOR THOSE WHO TRULY BELIEVE IN DEMOCRACY. THIS IS FOR THOSE WHO BELIEVE AND WITNESSED THE ELECTION WAS STOLEN BY THEIR PUBLIC SERVANTS. IT IS NOT YET OVER. THE LEGITIMATE PEOPLES PRESIDENT DONALD TRUMP WILL BE YOUR PRESIDENT IN THE NEXT 4 YEARS. WATCH HE WON BY 6M VOTES. THEY ARE AFRAID TO SEE THE EVIDENCE. WATCH kzbin.info/www/bejne/b5LJdZ-Bd8ujaNk This is why Pelosi, Biden, democrats, main stream media is wanting to impeach your president feasting sending out fake news. This is why social media banned your president and your accounts. All of these pertuators will have their days in court. LIberty and freedom of speech was violated. It is false to say that the fraud is unsubstantiated until it has its proper day in court or it has not gone through a forensic audit on the aggrieved party's term there is substantial evidence this is why they are asking for a 10 day audit which the House did not give. Their Congress&Courts no longer represent the citizen of the American constitution & ceased to be bearer of democracy to the world on Jan 6. The day they deprived the people of a 10 day fraud audit. kzbin.info/www/bejne/b5LJdZ-Bd8ujaNk The main stream media is very bias to the left. 800T to 1.5M peacefully rallied outside the capitol while the antifa, Q, BLM camouflaged as Trump supporters, & democrats paid agitators storm the capitol. Formal FBI report says it all pls watch cantcensortruth.com/watch?id=5ff8b70ce0de8d36a8f08443 The democrats paid agitators to blame it to Trump supporters It is a set up by Biden and democrats so thay they dont get audited because they are afraid the fraud they committed will be publicly known. Formal FBI report identified it as antifa & Q not Trump supporters pls watch cantcensortruth.com/watch?id=5ff8b70ce0de8d36a8f08443 The democrats paid agitators People did not stormed the capitol. They were let in. If the police did not open the barricade they will not reach inside the capitol. Watch this footage. twitter.com/BruxaUkcg/status/1347311231208747008?s=20 Antifa, BLM, Q, and paid agitators camouflaging as Trump supporters were inside the capitol. Only a few Trump supporters were inside which the police let in. Only a handful was agitated. Main culprit are antifa and paid agitators. www.infowars.com/posts/questions-about-the-chaos-at-the-capitol-that-desperately-need-to-be-answered/ What really happened that main stream media is not reporting. Watch this www.infowars.com/posts/alex-jones-lays-out-what-really-happened-at-the-us-capitol/ What really happened that NBC is not reporting. Watch this www.infowars.com/posts/alex-jones-lays-out-what-really-happened-at-the-us-capitol/ Watch this instead Trump supporters on video attempted to stop Bidens antifa army destroying the capitol building window. Main stream media is lying to you again putting all the blame to Trump supporters! www.infowars.com/posts/watch-live-red-alert-the-purge-has-begun/ Watch this instead Trump supporters on video attempted to stop Bidens antifa army destroying the capitol building window. Main stream media is lying to you again putting all the blame to Trump supporters! It was the democrats paid agitators who instigated it. Democrats have history paying agitators in a rally. See 10.37 minute of this video. Main stream media covers up kzbin.info/www/bejne/gX7UfKRmmbiZmtk YOUR DAY OF JUSTICE WILL COME VERY VERY SOON. LET THEM REJOICE AND DEFAME YOU NOW AS THIS IS SHORT LIVED. THEIR DAY ON BOTH PUBLIC DOMESTIC & INTERNATIONAL COURT IS COMING. We know the truth we have all the valid legal evidence. You will get your legitimate peoples president. Do not listen to fake news!!!!! We want you to be careful in your rally being infiltrated by subversive elements. Do not let yourself get agitated. Always on guard. We are here hundreds of millions all over the world . We hear your voice we share your pain. When they steal from you. They steal from the world. We will come and support you on the ground and infowars. Get ready because we are ready!

[@annaabbey5078]

Love all the Seinfeld voices.

[@giselleebuh3133]

Mexico: So about that wall...

[@rividizd]

Quote George constanza: its not a lie if you believe it.

[@morrisonkey]

Tariq was the voice in my boombox all my youth and now he's making me laugh in adulthood. ❤️❤️❤️

[@alvarovasquez3687]

- Remember Trump saying "my building is now the tallest" immediately after the 9/11 twin terror strikes. He's that sick. !

[@trinity6274]

Remember joe biden saying "poor kids are just as talented as white kids" OH that's right you watch CNN you wouldn't have got that story

[@alvarovasquez3687]

@@trinity6274 Trump is a sick person. He also charged first responders and the debris cleanup effort for use of his property after 9/11, he also falsely claimed and received money from the funds that were meant to help businesses that had lost buildings or had to had buildings demolished because they were damaged to much by the 9/11. Now he and his company were found guilty but never paid back a dime, just follow his track record there is a literal hurricane path of cases where Trump went in to make money on human suffering or to make people suffer more if they demanded payments for services rendered to him!

[@trinity6274]

@@alvarovasquez3687 I understand we both have our different views on him however I can NOT support Joe Biden who has a record of corruption. I don't believe in legalizing abortion or banning fracking. Joe biden is not fit to run the biggest country on gods earth. Your being told to wear a mask your rights as an American are being takin from you. Look at the mainstream media they are lying to us all CNN everything is negative towards trump nothing negative against biden. We are living in bad times right now shits about to hit the fan my friend. I respect your thoughts but it'll only be a matter of time before Democrats turn this country into a Socialist country and it's no longer America. It's a you do what I say or go to jail country.

[@alvarovasquez3687]

@@trinity6274 Just think about this. Could God choose as His chosen a man who has such a dark past and such a degenerate life? Do you think that the King of kings and Lord of lords needs a man like Trump to help a country? God has no more resources than Trump? Is that really the testimony of your god before the world? What is your god?

[@juanbancalero609]

Mr. Trump's signature will be remember like mine in the back side of the restroom door.

[@topcat2069]

A crime is a crime, not a political discussion. This is not a "left" or "right" issue. Murder is murder, not a time for unity. These "blood wet rag" enablers are trying to change the focus, they don't care about you or the country, they just want the murder and murderers to be forgotten. You don't say at the murder scene "now is the time for unity", you say "let's find the murderer and get them off the streets or incarcerated". Wasn't charles manson in jail even though he didn't, himself, kill anybody ?

[@Emy53]

I have never expected anything honourable or credible from Donald. I DON'T believe him, trust him, respect him, and I Loathe him.