Trump Exploits Toxic Trainwreck, Santos Lies About Helping Sick Kids & Fox News Cries Woke

We got hit with rain, hail and even a light dusting of snow in Hollywood, in Michigan hundreds of thousands of homes are without power thanks to an historic ice storm, the Department of Defense finally released an image of the Chinese spy balloon the military shot down a couple of weeks ago, the investigation into Trump’s efforts to steal the election in Georgia is ballooning, the foreperson of the Special Grand Jury made the rounds on cable news and after a good deal of backlash has deleted her social media accounts, the Special Counsel has issued a subpoena for Ivanka Trump and her husband Jared in reference to the January 6th, Daddy Donald has been trying to exploit the poisonous situation in Ohio for political gain, Pete Buttigieg showed up to talk about how Trump might actually be able to help, DJTJ has been ardently defending his father, very damning text messages show that Fox News knew that they were lying to viewers about Trump’s imaginary election fraud, the latest threat to American culture is disabled-friendly Lego, George Santos has been caught in other lie about helping sick children, and there is a new organization to help politicians struggling with BS.
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[@nuhumaishanu6944]

"I have nothing to do with it "was the answer he gave when asked about anything he was 100 percent responsible for

[@pat6971]

He says that about Eric & DJ, too.

[@cyclewisconsin105]

@@pat6971 And it's so obvious by their actions that they are his offspring.

[@ravi4846]

"I take no responsibility at all"

[@CraigMcfly1985]

​@Cycle Wisconsin no doubt

[@CraigMcfly1985]

Sorry Don Jr the current administration doesn't care about you or your damn advice.

[@myrahj1482]

I wish they would've showed the clip of TFG ribbon cutting on his Deregulation ceremony with McConnells wife by his side... SMH!

[@jetdickinson9151]

As a mother of a son who has one leg, due to amputation , because of cancer, I applaud Leggo for making these new products...

[@Suckadyckyoutube]

For years kids in wheel chairs weren't in movies. People with disabilities were invisible and for the most part shunned. When you think about it that is crazy the ones I know are smart, funny, kind and I love being around them. I hope it never stands in his way of achieving whatever he wants !

[@mikefearn6596]

Chumps DON'T pay taxes

[@saraleigh5336]

Sorry that you and your son have had to deal with that. I’m glad that Lego is catching up with life!

[@jetdickinson9151]

@@Suckadyckyoutube thank you for your kind words, I am happy to report that my son is grown, now and he walks with the aid of crutches. He at 16 started working out, and before Covid competed in competition , in Las Vegas, and hopped on stage, with one leg, and would not enter the disability class. He won first place , and not because he was different , but because his body was the best ! It's so nice to see changes in society dealing with persons as we say, in our family who might be physically challenged, be more accepting.

[@jetdickinson9151]

@@saraleigh5336 thank you , we are doing well and happy

[@Orion-zq8jf]

"What do you write on your tax return? ..."Son"??? that one got me!!!!!! lol! 🤣

[@mphmph1198]

Dim Jr should throttle back on the social media.............and the coke.

[@scbtripwire]

"Oh no! An inch of snow, the end is nigh!" Wimps. - A Canadian

[@commanderuseless1685]

Can confirm. - A Swede

[@MK-lh3xd]

Imagine 40* Celcius temperature in Canada and Sweden. How would you react? It is about what is normal in that region vs. the actual.

[@billthecat129]

If you're Canadian wouldn't it be 2.5 cm????

[@michaelfritts6249]

With most staying home in this weather emergency, it was probably one of the safest days to drive on a Los Angeles freeway.. He did mention folks on the road were probably from "out of town".. 😉🙂 Snowmageddon for LA.. Thursday in Canada.. 😁

[@WaterlooExpat]

Tonight, Canadians in GTA scraped 1mm of frozen drizzle off of their windshields and then just went about their lives.

[@quantumrobin4627]

My wife, who doesn’t watch any news, spent all day Monday with her dad, she asked me that night “my dad started describing people as woke, what does that mean, he’s never used that word before?” This was the perfect clip to show her, perfect timing

[@kirameter1]

The Republicans dictionary of infamy.

[@montanausa329]

You for her to watch the news not the crap they feed you. Wake up and reject the woke it’s nothing more than total control. Don’t agree then your banned. No more freedom of speech

[@Riverrockphotos]

What was her reaction? I hope it was time to program the remote so we can't watch Fox. We also need to stop calling FOX, Fox News, because they are not news.

[@dragonrings14]

I wouldn't go to Fox News or Jimmy Kimmel to understand what people mean when they say woke. But understand that it is a valid criticism of the way companies manipulate us by virtue signalling and/or creating reations by pushing messages they know could be divisive, especially when looking at the wider cultural narrative. Any time you see a company make a "woke" decision, know they spent a lot of time on it deciding how much money it will make them, and Fox News made the same call when reporting on it.

[@JBond-zf4dj]

One of the maga crazies were ranting and told us all to 'wake up!'. I think they're the new 'woke' crowd and they don't even know it.

[@goblinb]

I get the snow day guy. Growing up in Illinois, as a kid, we would wait with baited breath listening to the radio to see if our school was closed for a snow day. We were often disappointed; it took a LOT of snow for that to happen. Midwesterners are so used to snow it had to to be really extreme to shut anything down.

[@teeff__]

"everyone is going woke!" = "everyone is evolving and learning, except for us!"

[@tvdavis]

They went on so long about “woke” that I was wondering what ISN’T “woke”! They’ve really got to come up with a new buzzword.

[@roylee3558]

The sad thing about it is that the "woke" are the smallest group of people, yet effect the largest amount of people based on fear. Where have we seen this in history?... Eventually the "woke" will burn out and finally fade back away, and society can get back to progressing forward, rather than backwards.

[@kylaarmstrong-benjamin8066]

It's just a gaslighting buzz word for the inclusion or even basic acknowledgement that people "other" than straight, white, able bodied, Christian, males!

[@kylaarmstrong-benjamin8066]

When they scream "woke" they're really just poutrage screaming "what about the white man?"

[@jasonrollins8217]

​@I DON'T WANNA FIGHT WITH U that response made no sense or logic to anything that was stated... But do go on...

[@bethmoseley1244]

Secretary Pete! Boom!!!

[@gw3930]

I'm going to laugh so hard when George Santos is revealed to be the greatest Sascha Baron Cohen film ever.

[@mlentz1975]

Cracking up at the excited audience leaving during the game after the Snow Day announcement 😂

[@nickbaugher81]

Hey Jimmy where's the flight log List of epstiens passengers u don't want released hahahhahabaha chimo!

[@levelsandgear5644]

The word "Woke" is so meaningless and obnoxious. And old people saying it is even worse.

[@greeneyedlady5580]

​@@gatchrocks You have that backwards.

[@Jimmy94411]

It pretty much means narrow minded and intolerant now.

[@FilmSureelist97]

The announcer making the snow day announcement was everything I needed to make my day 😂😂

[@generalyellor8188]

99.99% of the comments are about the hypocrisy and idiocy of Trump, Fox New, etc. but you comment about... a snow day.

[@couragekarnga8735]

Bless him!

[@gaypatterson4446]

@@generalyellor8188Jerk.

[@johnhalverson1133]

@@generalyellor8188 What else is there to talk about besides Trump...that's exactly how he wants it. To him, the only thing worse than talking about him is NOT talking about him.

[@ttd22231]

👆🍫content grades 1-9🧡🥵 ⤴🍼it's in the nickname⤴🍼 ]l)Ḩ]д

[@seandockery8896]

Marjorie Taylor Greene is suggesting we separate states by political party.

[@dmercury292]

BREAKING NEWS: George Santos just admitted he’s the real D.B.Cooper.

[@durkeethompson4529]

Translate

[@kathrynmickelson1091]

And he spent all the money !

[@durkeethompson4529]

@@kathrynmickelson1091 All on lipstick 💄 😍

[@coconuts2513]

Loki?

[@hauntedshadowslegacy2826]

@@durkeethompson4529 D.B. Cooper was a man who hijacked a plane ages ago and successfully made off with millions of dollars. Interesting incident. Lemmino has a video on it if you're interested.

[@wvbkf]

Hopefully after Dominion gets done with Fox, Fox will be going to sleep!🤣😂

[@danmcgriff1421]

Fox number one news Outlet year after year

[@MRick-cd1kr]

NOPE other way around

[@wvbkf]

@@MRick-cd1kr Joined Jan 9, 2023 Try harder Troll! Slava Ukraine!🤣😂

[@stratostatic]

"News oulet". That's hilarious!

[@FrankBenlin]

@@stratostatic I wonder if he hasn't heard about the release of internal emails about the election lies or if he just ignores it.

[@brokenangel2224]

Am I the only one wondering WHERE they are going to dispose of ALL the contaminated soil???

[@missingno81]

Man I was so excited to go outside and experience the hail with all this need rain.

[@youtuber1650]

"FOX going woke" will be the last headline before the apocalypse.

[@maryelizabeth6797]

Good one. ❤️🇨🇦 I thought it would be trump eating a salad. LOL

[@greeneyedlady5580]

​@@maryelizabeth6797 A salad or any vegetable. It's truly shocking that he's even still alive. I guess all the preservatives in the junk he eats must have preserved him too. Sort of like a pre-embalming.

[@bethbenedek6971]

Oh, I just love your jubilant optimistic reaction...from your fingers to...any being out there...help us, PLEASE!🫨🤤🙃 FREE...BIG C

[@kingmerlyn4615]

While fox has been hysterical about it, they are not unjustify. Wokeness has been at its core an imposing view of the present justified with knowledge of the past and present and the associations to them.

[@Baalenciaga666]

@@kingmerlyn4615… what are you trying to say, because that wasn’t it.

[@NewMessage]

"..most of them have Lego haircuts." And Hannity has the Lego body type to go with it.

[@irandude1655]

Hannity is the Legoest of them all. He even has a Lego name.

[@mrbrooklynite]

You guys realize all of those Woke companies are Republican owned and operated so they're using inclusion against us we didn't ask for any of that the Republicans that own those companies did that to help with the TrumpTard mind control The question is what are we gonna do about it couldn't be so easy as to point out hey look at the movies before 2016 and look at the movies after. I mean these people are not smart they're doing doctor evil plans and it's right there in the open and because we're all making believe that this is not happening I don't know what we're thinking letting these rich people do these mind control things to our countryman and my friends some of them are far gone into this crap. they are literally messed up in the head and cannot make sense about any point they're trying to make and then they malfunction and get angry because there is no real things that they made its all fabricated stuff The biggest threat to America is the right wing media and the rich people who are financing all of these websites and TV shows that these people are into I mean for God sakes nobody even flipped out that the Republicans were basically calling Democrats cheaters like they were calling u if you voted for Joe Biden they called you a cheater that used to be fighting words in America I think the Republicans played us very nicely and I believe they've been working on this probably since Reagan and I believe their psychologist tell them we will be passive and let it happen and I think that we should prove that psychology is for dou!he bags

[@trueheart1372]

All my Legos were legless does that mean they were ultra woke

[@ferox965]

Hannity reminds me of bloated cabbage.

[@FurtiveSkeptical]

Similar brain content to a plastic mini figure too.

[@user-eh4jv6xw4l]

Jimmy, what the heck is going on in this country. I depend on you for truth. Can't believe the news any more.

[@aabu4995]

She still shouldn’t have said anything so we could move forward without any obstacles

[@maryblue75]

It helps socially for the dummies who support conspiracies to see there is real people there!

[@stephaniecornwell8766]

My kids are homeschooled right now but seeing a snow day announced…I still feel so good for those impacted.

[@sethchapman8001]

It would be nice if we had even ONE politician that cared more about fixing the problems than talking trash about their opponents. And when did it become a bad thing to actually care about people?

[@petehoover6616]

When I read the headline TOXIC TRAINWRECK I thought it meant Marjorie Taylor Greene!

[@charzanboo9940]

Ha, good one. I thought of the Biden and his disaster of an administration: ~700,000 Covid-19 deaths, 40-year high inflation, high gas prices, 2 million+ illegal border crossings, Afghanistan withdrawal debacle, 100 billion to fund a hopeless Ukraine proxy war, the list goes on.

[@petehoover6616]

@@charzanboo9940 the 700,000 COVID deaths were under Trump.

[@charzanboo9940]

@Pete Hoover How so? Trump left office on January 20, 2020, with US Covid-19 deaths at 400,000+ according to John Hopkins University. Current US Covid-19 deaths are at 1,130,000, subtracting 400,000 = 730,000 under Biden. Are you high? 😂🤣

[@petehoover6616]

@@charzanboo9940 not high, you lie.

[@petehoover6616]

@@charzanboo9940 Sorry. George Santos means that no word coming from a Republican's pen is to be accepted at face value and must be fact-checked. You made up the John Hopkins story so I'm not even going to bother to check it.

[@janiekcarney5482]

Jimmy and the writers are awesome. Thank you for making my life better.

[@sigzulu6749]

Aww that's sad

[@kaleidoset2569]

@@sigzulu6749 yes you are

[@teresacooks2212]

This is the most ridiculous thing I have seen in all my life! Does any of these Republican know the actual definition of woke if they can spend so much time speaking about woke why don't they take the time and look at the definition of woke thank you Jimmy you keep us well informed and laughing, God bless you and your family

[@benjaminreynolds3780]

@@sigzulu6749 why can't Kimmel make his life better? Who are you to judge what people like?

[@guynorth3277]

@@sigzulu6749 ; You do sound sad, go have someone change your diaper.

[@checkmatekingtwothisiswhit7685]

We are living in great times for comedians. I wish Carlin was still here.

[@tvdavis]

Carlin’s take on The American Dream should be required listening for every student before most are brainwashed into believing the hype.

[@HeavyChevy]

Carlin would be having a field day. 😂

[@anug14]

Carlin would have been the right comedian?

[@Koffling]

@@anug14 There's no "right" comedian, anyone can comment! But I'm sure he'd be the funniest.

[@ole-bboy5875]

He wouldn't have lasted in these great times for comedians. He was to much of a real comedian for these times and probably would have been cancelled or attacked on stage.

[@savedsole3848]

Santos is beyond reality😂

[@nevermanishere4555]

Our Constitution GOING WOKE!

[@switch6258]

Thanks for the AMERICA LAST POLICIES Kimmel

[@angelm.bouchard3722]

So all of America is apparently waking up! 😂😂😂

[@ljhoats]

This is why deregulation is not always good thing

[@AMortalDefiant]

It's usually not. Regulations are to protect people, and the environment. The reason the GOP sells it as something evil is because it forces their own businesses to make smaller profits than they could by just dumping chemicals wherever they want. They want "small government", because the government is their business competitor, not because it helps people in the least. They pretend to be fiscally conservative, but just waste money on their own pet projects instead; the money gets spent either way. It's only bad when it's spent for things Democrats want.

[@HeavyChevy]

The kids were so happy that there was no school the following day. 😅 I can relate, I hated going to school too. 😂

[@stevenodinot2753]

One trainwreck visits another trainwreck

[@magicofthestone]

Fox News is the worst ongoing SNL skit ever conceived.

[@danmcgriff1421]

Have you seen MSNBC and CNN

[@dilbertdoe601]

@@danmcgriff1421 Great comeback 👍

[@danmcgriff1421]

@@dilbertdoe601 thank you

[@denniscardinal1227]

Here in Canada I just have to laugh, but then again I was icefishing yesterday.

[@dadnelson4008]

Iv been Working outside in-35 windchills all week ,just another sunny winter day in Canada. ...weather in LA? That's a beautiful spring day for us ha ha

[@StoneE4]

That doesn't mean much... It's a given. You want to know how bad it is? I'm pretty sure they're laughing at California in Arkansas.

[@pedronoa1973]

Chumps visit is the first time a toxic train wreck visits a toxic train wreck

[@jjurek5]

People are so cool! The more we embrace one another, the better we are for it! I love being able to see people be large scale accepting and kind to one another. Love love love this, love it, love that and love all of you.

[@elizabethellis9062]

Junior can’t really declare himself as a dependent…he obviously isn’t taking care of himself.

[@michaelscott356]

Um, that's what "dependent" means: can't take care of himself. We're you thinking of... Independent?

[@TheTam0613]

I wonder if it has ever occurred to them that they're on the wrong side of "woke".

[@princequestly2218]

@@doc7569what does it mean ? Let’s hear it. Saying somebody doesn’t know something and then not explaining what it is is even more cringe. 🤡

[@chicago77]

​@@doc7569 Indeed, you are the expert on the subject, doc. 🙄

[@ianthesoccerref]

Then we wouldn't be having this discussion every day. And for a lot of days to follow. Sticking their fingers in their ears and saying lalalalalalalala is their Modus Operandi.

[@menudobucket9837]

If the military is finally going ‘woke’, I’m relieved to know that they’re waking up! When I was a marine, I didn’t dare get caught sleeping while I was on guard duty! That goes for everyone else who’s waking up to corporate sponsored greed and their capture of OUR government! Too bad they’re so few and so late.. 😢

[@montanausa329]

Going to sleep on duty is a good think. Good luck keeping a job or raising kids

[@menudobucket9837]

@@montanausa329~ .. a good ‘think’? Never mind. I never got caught, ‘cause it never happened. Besides, I’d think that it’s kinda hard to sleep standing up. Wouldn’t have any personal knowledge, ‘cause I never tried it.

[@jacquelyncollier3904]

Loviin this monolog

[@spliffy_kohlab8336]

The right says WOKE like it's going out of style man.. 😂😂

[@coleengoodell7523]

Yep, there's a run on Woke according to Fox.

[@kenrickeason]

@@gatchrocks I never understood why Republicans have a problem with minority representation in this world??

[@tefweebz]

It’s code for people and lifestyles they hate. Sam Wilson(Falcon) becoming Captain America was called “going woke” because Sam is black. If it includes people of color, or someone who is LGBTQ+, they call it “woke”. It’s so obvious, and pretty on-brand for them to all parrot it as if it’s some new word they discovered when all they did was colonize it.

[@duanecarter7954]

The "right" is stuck on everything.

[@stirlingfletcher7040]

"A toxic train wreck meets another toxic train wreck in Ohio...and they walk into a bar."

[@charzanboo9940]

What nonsense. The rules Trump's administration took off (and Biden kept) would not have prevented the train disaster as stated by the Head of the National Transportation Board...

[@larryrhindress2972]

Jimmy, you are my hero!! Thank you for showing the world what these sick people are doing an d what they really are!

[@wdfktv8555]

Apparently the real definition of woke is: being in touch with reality and having awareness, respect and empathy for those around us.

[@IsraelistheJewsland]

And not helping with disaster relief

[@jkulls1]

😂

[@pieperv]

Huh?

[@else8]

Thank you.. I am European and some times I don't understand what all this BS about woke means

[@saintsone7877]

And when will you start practising this wokeness if that is the real definition? I ask because I have heard the term for years yet have never met a woke person that is in touch with reality, has any awareness, respect or empathy for anyone that offers a different view on any topic. So, please tell me where are all these "Woke" people you described? I have generally found them unable to offer a personal opinion in their own words rather than from some organisations hymn sheet, unable to debate a single issue logically, calmly and factually, and they most certainly do not have respect and empathy for the vast majority of the population(quite the opposite in fact). I might add none appear to believe in equality, tolerance or diversity. Disagree with one of these aware, respectful and empathetic "woke" individuals on any topic and you learn they believe in none of what they preach or you claimed they possess.

[@Cbase125]

That water has got to be 20 years old in plastic bottles, that’s disgusting!

[@TheWasif]

You’d think that even Fox would figure out when listing all the “woke” companies that, “Holy crap! We’re the only ones still asleep!”

[@spitflamez]

😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂👏🏾👏🏾👏🏾👏🏾👏🏾

[@terwillagermcghee4148]

🤣fR they're gunna have a lot of room under that rock

[@yvonnelewis4888]

Personally, I want a T-shirt of a steaming cup of coffee sitting over the printed definition of “woke”. ie awake and aware…unlike the GOP

[@Rhiannon1261]

​@@yvonnelewis4888 We need t-shirts & coffee mugs that says "Woke & Proud"!

[@trilliarobinson7862]

The only reason they have got hooked on "woke" is that it is only four letters long. Everyone can pronounce it, even spell it. And please explain how Notre Dame Cathedral burning down is "woke" ....

[@monaruehling4729]

that snow day announcement at the basketball game was funny but so typical--as a high school teacher, omg, we got into the days off just as much as the kids did

[@btrous1]

Fabulous!

[@coleengoodell7523]

OMG! Your writers and all the staff that come up with these videos, just keep hitting em out of the park. BS suffering Santos was hilarious.

[@ttacking_you]

They should be angry about the damn price of Legos , depending on the size, you might have to take out a loan!

[@laurencrouse2418]

good job Pete! it's rare that someone from Indiana makes me proud... lol

[@valeriebingham1483]

Michael Jordan Santos.🤣🤣🤣and the BS syndrome just killed me 🤣🤣🤣. Well done!

[@margaritapagan5659]

Love your show Jimmy .. Much love from New York! ❤

[@nugboy420]

Woot woot. New York not City here!!! Love the show!!!

[@MrWallace484]

America is like a drama series

[@ksuddy]

I can’t wait for the mini series!

[@AMortalDefiant]

I think of it more as a dark comedy/satire.

[@danmayberry1185]

Pitch the idea, and they'd say it isn't believable.

[@grejen711]

OMFG Does FOX actually think LEGO is an American company?

[@ToniHunterOne]

That'd so true!!! NO SCHOOL DUE TO SNOW!!!

[@tessaziegler5798]

Well "woke" no longer sounds like a real word in my brain anymore after that fox clip reel 😂

[@nochill9722]

I "lean left" myself and I have no love for the woke folks. Can't say I hate them, it shouldn't be that hard to figure out where they're coming from; I give even the people I strongly dislike that same privilege of making the effort to see where they're coming from. It's this kind of weirdness that conservative folks exhibit that even makes me want to support the woke folks from time to time, I know I'm not the only liberal like person who finds woke people crazy a big chunk of the time.

[@joachimschoder]

@@nochill9722 Please define what you mean by "woke folk" are the very least what you understand by "woke". Or is it just a label you attach to people you don't like?

[@jenndowell6446]

​@@nochill9722 woke implies inclusive. What's the problem?

[@anthony9489]

Fox has gone "asleep"

[@cocaine_hookers]

Hahahaha Jimmy Kimble’s makes me laugh

[@thomasreske4628]

I am at a loss as to what adjective to use in describing how utterly embarrassing Fox News is.

[@mrlookagain1142]

Real news is independent media.

[@michaelscott356]

Why would you work that hard?!?

[@clickbait007]

Faux News. :-D

[@stevenwilkinson2031]

Fox news Russia news station

[@meganann3876]

Not woke

[@cocoselman4532]

We're freaking freezing in Michigan! No Power, 3 days!🥶

[@terraincognita3749]

The only type of snow one usually sees in Los Angeles is powdery and expensive ...

[@KO-pk7df]

So that is what an actual Trump Train Wreck looks like.

[@1pcfred]

It happened on Joetato's watch so it belongs to him and his worthless administration.

[@KaiserBlade]

You mean Biden. Why didn't Biden reinstate and tighten safety regulations? It was Biden that negotiated the rail strike.

[@charzanboo9940]

How so? The rules Trump's administration took off (and Biden kept) would not have prevented the train disaster as stated by the Head of the National Transportation Board...

[@KO-pk7df]

@@charzanboo9940 I am not convinced by your version of reality.

[@charzanboo9940]

@KO You can look it up. It was stated in the AP, but I guess they live in a different reality, too, huh? 🤡

[@ricksimon9867]

That montage around 10:00 is perfect ... when you realise that FOX is bascially saying, "EVERYONE is crazy exept us!" Like the dude on the highway listening to a warning on the radio about a car going the wrong direction who says, "ONE car? All of them!"

[@yvonnelewis4888]

Ha! Too funny! The GOP must be in the backseat.

[@ianthesoccerref]

​@@yvonnelewis4888 Nope, very sad. They're driving.

[@ep1475]

@@yvonnelewis4888 how can you be liberal when the country is in the state that it is in? Like I’m genuinely curious

[@inthevault9603]

I’m GEORGE SANTOS bit at the end was comic gold!!! ❤❤❤

[@marshallwise1763]

Love LA. Let it snow, let it snow, let it snow. Actually, the country is too big. Too many different ways to experience life and live.

[@lisalynno]

Jimmy!!! Lovin' The suit mister!!

[@jamiesuejeffery]

Earlier today I made the joke for Santos, "Next thing you know we will find out that he slaps babies and steals their candy." Apparently, that was not a joke.

[@petehoover6616]

I don't think Brazilians name their sons George very often and I doubt that is his name.

[@CraigMcfly1985]

​@@petehoover6616 when his checkbook was stolen nevertheless.

[@petehoover6616]

@@CraigMcfly1985 by his own self. Boy was that ever a crime!

[@couragekarnga8735]

How much more horrible can this guy get? Maybe he's the real Jack the Ripper!

[@petehoover6616]

@@couragekarnga8735 You'd have to go reincarnation. If you want to go reincarnation, I suspect Donald Trump was Boss Tweed in a past life and before that he was Robespierre!

[@michaelfarrell1891]

To all you people on Los Angeles who have never seen snow before. Don't eat the yellow stuff.

[@ebeauty6101]

Sick of these frauds

[@lillyanderson3623]

Love and respect for Jimmy, Guillermo, and crew! 🤗 💙💙💙

[@sigzulu6749]

LOL

[@LIoydd]

Jimmy you and your writers always make my day☺️ thanks for helping with my Depression ☺️ The best 13:07 minutes of my day😊

[@brianmouland209]

Your life must suck

[@trinitymcclaine4795]

If you knew what jimmy was doing on Epstein’s island, you would not be able to sleep at night. Hmm glad you think he is funny. The small children used to make andrenchrome don’t think Jimmy is funny .

[@eduardorabelo6407]

I've lived in so cal my whole life in 28 years I've never heard of snow on the Hollywood sign !

[@TheSohoClub]

I claim zero all year and then claim myself as a dependent during filing.

[@yvonnelewis4888]

Oh my gosh, excellent show, I laughed so hard! Thank you Jimmy Kimmel & all your team!!!🤣

[@cocaine_hookers]

Hahahaha Jimmy Kimble’s makes me laugh so hard my bottom surgery hurts

[@tos100returns]

@@cocaine_hookers Grow up, girlfriend.

[@seewhativescene]

​@@tos100returns sis could never, I mean never💅🔪that's why they're on KZbin trying it🤭

[@zmaxx21]

Since when does being inclusive and kind a bad thing? I guess if you are asleep to these issues means you are not woke and just want to ignore them.

[@Linda-io2ns]

Thanks Jimmy. Your the best.

[@jramsey9690]

Brilliant, as usual.

[@curiousk9603]

Trump: I take no responsibility.

[@KnockOut242]

Ever!

[@stevenwilkinson2031]

Make American great again put Trump in jail

[@charzanboo9940]

Why should he? The rules Trump's administration took off (and Biden kept) would not have prevented the train disaster as stated by the Head of the National Transportation Board...

[@professorwill8400]

@@charzanboo9940 Give us a citation for that supposed statement. You sound like a FOX "News" derailment expert -- just make up lies and report those lies as facts. It is manifestly clear that the brakes would have made a mass derailment either impossible or completely unlikely. And what about the issue of the fire being allowed to burn is NOT a Republican decision. Republicans are so irretrievably stupid and venial and in favor of Corporate profits over all possible human life that no sane voter should ever vote for any Republican for any office until they clean up their act in this regard.

[@charzanboo9940]

@@professorwill8400 *"Buttigieg said this week that the Federal Railroad Administration will look at reviving that brake rule now, but the head of the National Transportation Safety Board pointed out the brake rule couldn't have helped in this derailment because the train wasn't considered a "high hazardous flammable train." - February 22, 2023, AP.* Also, you should check your bias and *TDS* because you don't sound mentally well...

[@rock-n-rollfoodie]

JIMMY! 💙

[@Angie2343]

He's awesome!

[@kurisutichan]

Santos' resume would probably get him a newscaster job on Fox

[@felicialightfoot2380]

Maybe they should wake up, too!

[@deborahbarry8250]

Great lookin' suit Jimmy

[@johnkeegan8161]

Being woke means being aware of your surroundings .that's why they're so pissed off .for me being woke is the only way to be 😁😁

[@mrlookagain1142]

It used to mean that...

[@kylaarmstrong-benjamin8066]

"Woke" seems like it's their selective outrage tantrum over literally anything that's not 100% about "them" aka the straight white Christian male!🙄 Its like they're seriously annoyed, by the fact "people other than themselves are allowed to exist at all" I'm "woke" for no reason other than it pisses off "the others" at Fox News!

[@kylaarmstrong-benjamin8066]

​@@mrlookagain1142now it just means "but but but what about the straight white Christian male? When's it ever gonna be MY turn?"🙄

[@nancychandler3673]

A lot of Zombies in Florida these days.

[@Inkachu]

@@mrlookagain1142 now it’s just a word Fox uses to scare people into watching their shows that peddle lies, to further scare people to watch their shows. You’re a part of a large scale circular lie and the sad part is that you know it.

[@shocktrauma85]

Meanwhile, in Maryland, it was almost 80 yesterday.

[@Dougland214]

Lego of the governor of Texas! Make a giant balloon version

[@emilyparmenter2855]

Yup.... you're still making lives better Jimmy Kimmel😊 you make things a little less depressing. Much appreciated!

[@emilyparmenter2855]

@@aarcade1499 It's ok to admit it.

[@wetw041]

@@emilyparmenter2855 No

[@emilyparmenter2855]

@@wetw041 Okaaaay I'm wrong. Lol jk

[@brettjohnstone696]

I'm not American, but I get the impression Kimmel is a Democrat. I don't see many, any clips of Biden / Harris, which I would've thought there'd be an abundance of comedic material......

[@emilyparmenter2855]

@@brettjohnstone696 Ha ha butt out

[@reinemarais3937]

By the way, Jimmy, your suit today rocks. Thankyou.

[@trnod]

I wish America a good recovery back to sanity...

[@deandupont5503]

IIRC, the last snow to fall in Los Angeles was in 1960. A dusting downtown, and about an inch at the Griffith observatory.

[@happygrandma2732]

Thanks to Jimmy and all the late night hosts. They keep us sane through this kookoos nest period.

[@lananiella]

The one that got me was “Captain America is going woke”. No kidding? The original AntiFa fighter that battled right wing extremism since WW2 to make the world a better place for everyone WASN’T “woke” before this? I appear to be a little unclear on the definition of “woke”, I guess. Is it “anything that is not overtly laughably evil”?

[@JayH7745]

I'm President Michael Jordan Santos and I approve this message. LOL

[@nichmeniana7015]

This is just McCarthyism with extra steps.

[@Rick_Iz]

🎯 Nailed It 👏🏼

[@janncoons7445]

Junior's is as big a dork as his dad

[@NewMessage]

totally on brand for Donnie to be pushing a product called 'ice' that is clearly lukewarm at best.

[@richardjones2455]

Plus, his water scam was cancelled in 2010, so I imagine that is some choice tasting water.

[@danmcgriff1421]

Trump 2024

[@jim007]

​@@danmcgriff1421 Ain't gonna happen

[@davidjohnstone4975]

@@richardjones2455 He probably got the water from Flint Michigan a decade and a half ago. Sorry about your city but here is some crappy bottled water.

[@squirrelcovers6340]

@@danmcgriff1421 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@torccchaser6712]

I love it !

[@hilaryfarnam9135]

Jimmy, we need that Fox News Gone Woke clip to share! That was HILARIOUS

[@robind.phillips2129]

😮Ooh nooo they murdered the phrase/ word "WOKE"