Trump is Losing, Lying & Tearing Democracy Down with Him

[@kartikaydhar]

Have not seen Jimmy this happy in 4 years. Good for you brother!

[@sandrakm3728]

I'm from Africa and I can confirm that our Angels have been chilling with us watching America on TV

[@KealanMcLaughlin]

😂😂😂

[@Lauren-fl8mc]

🤣😂😆😚😘💜

[@Louisa536]

crying😂😂😂

[@dua_junaid]

👏🏽👏🏽😂😂

[@promongoconsulting4486]

How you gonna explain that to Paula White? She needs your angels to save drump.

[@vt9288]

What an embarrassment!!! The whole world is laughing at us. 🤦🏻‍♀️🤦🏻‍♀️🤦🏻‍♀️🤦🏻‍♀️

[@meryemjabry5721]

Oh yes we are... no offense, but this more entertaining than... anything I can think of right now. But it’s also sad... so sorry

[@hurricanestarang]

We sure are where I'm at!! 😅😅😅

[@seanpermann5570]

yes, because you're about to elect a senior citizen who sniffs little girls and holds them by the hips as if they're lovers. Made more racist comments than you falsely claim Trump of, and more. That's why they are laughing because they'll outsmart Joe every step of the way.

[@arldsouza8463]

@Smooth Move No ,we meant the current POTUS.A fool

[@JuniorJuni070]

@@seanpermann5570 wtf.. and thats why we laugh.. look at you

[@phillipmoore9012]

"I really can't think of a more fitting end to this presidency than him suing America." Great line Jimmy.

[@legiontraining4691]

@Mathew Hodges There is no use in talking to these liberals. They will never accept this nation is run by the rule of law, not their feelings.

[@Misty25939]

Trump's been living through lawsuits and bankruptcies. It's only fitting he'll leave with it.

[@chrissonofpear1384]

Who really runs it? All of it? You don't suppose just maybe, some behind the scenes chaps are PITTING you against each other?

[@Misty25939]

@@chrissonofpear1384 After everything that has happened so far, that wouldn't surprise me.

[@miltlance3654]

He's actually suing individual states that commonly practice cheating in elections. Don't believe me. Look it up. Then do like any socialist Democrap, don't believe your eyes when they see the truth😊

[@NewMessage]

Page one of the Narcissist's collapse playbook: Burn it all down before they can take it away from you.

A shitty toddler who needs a nap and has had nothing to eat but Fun-Dip and a sippy cup of Mountain Dew.

[@Abazovich]

As a middle Eastern who saw all kind of trumps i can tell you That's dictatorship 101

[@shaneiapearson6977]

Yup

[@howmathematicianscreatemat9226]

@Eleni 1979 he defines his whole self worth by this election. Probably he has forgotten his other passions and talents. Deep down he feels bad about himself but acts as if he would feel like a god.

[@FinnDarius]

"In their last moments, people show you who they really are"

[@marylynne9104]

Trump showed us who he was in the late 1970s, and has continued to show us until today. A pity more people weren’t paying attention.

[@CS_GOD64]

@@marylynne9104 Meh People are just blind. Trump and Biden are very bad men. But yeah....... 👀 What can you do when they put 2 demons against each other....

[@nilsmedskills2560]

@@CS_GOD64 biden may not be perfect, and you might not agree with him, but what makes him a bad person

[@dragonfly6908]

I agree about Nancy Pelosi, ,nasty and vindictive woman spitting her vitriol.

[@marylynne9104]

@Heather Fraser - yes, he was always a nasty piece of work. All ego, with nothing to back it up.

[@사리나칸]

How many International people's are here.??

[@tobiasfischer7921]

Hello from Argentina

[@faizanrizvi2734]

helllllw from Lahore , India

[@kaptenhiu5623]

Halo from Indonesia

[@dante2323]

Hi from Bosnia and Herzegovina

[@yes-lc2sr]

Hello from Philippines

[@lushvinyl]

SO WE JUST GONNA IGNORE THAT RLY GOOD EDIT OF MELANIA I DEAD ASS THOUGHT IT WAS HER FOR A SEC 🤣

[@sadiquealimaniyar1304]

Why can't Trump go to White House anymore? Because it's FOR BIDEN

[@wookiee66]

You can see your way out

[@marcusriisvrnholt7238]

@@wookiee66 LOL

[@ChaimSilber]

@@wookiee66haha, although i did think it was a nice joke

[@lisabinhawaii]

😆

[@kalebnegussie8140]

Very very good!! Haha

[@tzzz7]

Couldn't get through this without Kimmel, Oliver, Noah, Colbert, Meyers,Trae Crowder, Beau of the Fifth Column . Thank You!

[@josephmendoza7769]

I couldn't agree more. Beau is one of the most woke people out there

[@magnetospin]

Also Seth Meyers. His Closer Look segments are great.

[@tzzz7]

@@magnetospin knew I was forgetting someone

[@sandyc5428]

Or David Pakman, Damage Report, Now This News, Don Winslow, Meidas Touch, RVAT, Lincoln Projects.

[@theresamcdonald4730]

T s yeah I agree !!!!

[@gavincrump9831]

“Angels are being dispatched” what an embarrassing time to be alive 🙄

[@DC1948p]

From Africa 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@pdoylemi]

@@DC1948p All the best angels come from "shithole countries".

[@templarrising6299]

If you vote for the dems/libs you vote for Satan... On judgement day do you want to be asked why you were on the side of not only abortion until the day of birth but they want to make it legal to starve a baby to death for the first seven days after birth ??? Do you want to be asked why you took the side of a world ideology called Globalism (communism) ??? Do you want to be asked why you took the side of a One World Government (U.N.) ??? The Book of Books warns us all of this beast system

[@akwaabakitchen8470]

@UCkyWj4h67kbiWJ1XMMUR4NA LOL!

[@sarahhopeful6683]

@@templarrising6299 That is how they scare you to vote for Trump?

[@ErlineGray]

It feels like a huge weight off my shoulders..this president had my anxiety so so high thank GOD he is gone...

[@brodenmurphy7947]

how?? what did he do to give u anxiety? 🤦‍♂️

[@MrBurns0618]

Lol you can’t even say why you don’t like him😂

[@ErlineGray]

@@MrBurns0618 actually I can but this post would turn into a 6 page essay.

[@MrBurns0618]

@@ErlineGray so you have so much reason you don’t like trump that you can’t even tell me one😂😂

[@lurkster1974]

As a Brit thousands of miles away, what hurts the most right now is the high likelihood that he'll get away with all his crimes and misdemeanours and avoid prison. I mean, that REALLY hurts.

[@EmEm78]

As an Australian, I agree. It's such a galling affront that someone just gets away with behaving so disgustingly. It's sickening.

[@dfergal317]

maybe you should read a little more about what biden gets away with, then it might hurt less, muppet

[@mudaaa1015]

What crimes tho

[@mudaaa1015]

@@EmEm78 as an Austrian hows the economy hit by china? For naval excercise?

[@sajee6198]

@@EmEm78 I mean we aren't free of that either. The Liberal party here are corrupt, warmongers (howard) who got off scott-free.

[@YoussefYoussef-jq8vp]

I'm from Africa and I can ensure you that we didn't send any angels to help trump🤦‍♂️😂😂😂

[@mm12345777]

THANK YOU!!! 🙌🏻🙌🏻🙌🏻

[@YoussefYoussef-jq8vp]

@@mm12345777 yw😁

[@thundarthebarbarian7869]

Yeah I know parts of Africa are pretty much hell on Earth ! 🍻

[@ryuuotaku35]

lol

[@romandevivo1163]

Trying to change the rules in the middle of the game is a loser’s strategy.

[@applejuicejunkie316]

Like unplugging your competitor's controller in video games. Trump has always been a loser.

[@arifrahman.i8012]

@@applejuicejunkie316 hahaha hilarious! It reminds me about playing Naruto on PS2 when I was a kid. 😂

[@jedigovna9537]

Dems cheated

[@bswanson6211]

@@jedigovna9537 how?

[@shadowambush711]

Also is counting fake ballots

[@didderjade]

Angry Jimmy is the most hilarious Jimmy. He's redefining the word "caustic" and it's glorious.

[@petewiggins]

"Tweets coming from twitler's bunker " was a good one

[@roninskydancer2383]

Hang in there, America. It's always ugly, breaking up with a narcissist.

[@carospereman3537]

@Ronin Skydancer L O L -- very clever. Sadly, I know exactly what you're talking about.

[@thirdrockfromdsun2873]

@Ronin LMAO so true. Psychiatrists and therapists are going to make millions dealing with all the brainwashed totally clueless trump supporters still in denial.

[@nicoler.4356]

Well said!! Lol

[@nicoler.4356]

@@carospereman3537 me too...my ex-husband is a narcissist! And in fact a Trump supporter!

[@thirdrockfromdsun2873]

@@nicoler.4356 You know what they say. Birds of a feather fly together.

[@toadjiang7626]

"I demand to see the poll manager NOW!!!!" - Karen Trump

[@Boobalopbop]

That dude walking back and forth like he is reading the news paper on the way to the bus stop ignoring the crazy lady 🤣🤣🤣

[@jjmac3561]

She sounds like she forgot the words to "They're coming to take me away, Ha-Haaa!"

[@serpico1616]

...to the funny farm?

[@comochinganconesto]

Lol OMG that is totally the rythm XD

[@Markus_Andrew]

lol! But I seriously think they DO need to take her away... What a kook.

[@SanGeet0510]

She learnt it watching too much trump-talk

[@hippiecowgirl4231]

@@serpico1616 , where life is beautiful all the time .....

[@joeydellaire4359]

Man, could you imagine if he would have put as much energy into fighting COVID as he is putting into fighting to keep the presidency?

[@greenearthblueskies8556]

@@LesterFernandezIO not as fake as u 😂

[@Orcinus1967]

Thousands of votes show up at 4 in the morning. NOT ONE is for Trump? Not even one by accident? Probability dictates that is impossible. If Biden was behind democrats would demand a recount as well. Talk about the pot calling the kettle black. The reason 70 million Americans voted for Trump is not because they are all racist. Its because of the blatant hypocrisy of the Democrats. Perhaps Kimmel and Elizabeth Warren can go to a Pow-wow for an episode on the show.

[@blueskies99]

@@Orcinus1967 "trump is not because they are all racist"? bruh 😂 Trump's the one that's racist, go back to your hidey-hole in the ground lol

[@ELLENFISHER2008]

@@Orcinus1967 pumpkin calling the carrots orange though 😂

[@CricketRodeo]

It's hilarious how Jimmy and so many ignorant fools are happy to call Trump a fascist, yet at the same time bash him for not crushing the constitutional freedoms of the States to govern as they see fit?

[@miguelma9561]

This election be making me check the polls every 10 minutes 😂

[@Cateeeeeeeliseee]

same😂

[@satvikpanchal4840]

Fr i do be checking the cnn app like fantasy football

[@Sakura-gp8zj]

Same😂

[@LisaMarie51968]

Don’t do it, it’s bad luck! Biden got this. 💯

[@doge2003]

I am not even from America but I too do that, I don't know why

[@lorifaust9874]

Thank you Jimmy for keeping your head and sence of humor. This is priceless. 😂😂❤❤

[@davidrolfes8803]

"A tale told by an idiot, full of sound and fury, signifying nothing." - Macbeth by William Shakespeare

[@michaedove3562]

Perfect quote.

[@ryuuotaku35]

Just what’s happening right now.

[@matlofot6076]

if I recall correctly he was referring to the life itself in the original text, but oh my, does it not fit just perfectly given the situation today? :((( thanks for bringing it up!

[@ELLENFISHER2008]

Leave our Billy out of it! 😂

[@CricketRodeo]

@Andrew Man111 yes, as the idiot

[@EerieVonIII8574]

"I like presidents that aren't one term impeached losers" - John McCain

[@Fleshox19-uz3qt]

Please, tell me that he actually said that.

[@kevinajjenkins]

Mccain did say that. He also told us to wear our masks at all times. Especially at home as the cdc tells us. Wear your mask

[@legiontraining4691]

@Greg Gilly Biden will not get anything done because he will never step foot into the white house. The election was rigged beyond question.

[@MasterZhao]

@@legiontraining4691 lolololololololol!!!! "And the Moron of the Year award goes to...."

[@fenwayify]

@Greg Gilly Sounds a bit like sour grapes Gilly. Let's hope someone takes ownership for Covid-19...your guy sure didn't...

[@jennifer60515]

I revisit this monologue from time to time, it’s one of my favorites. “Count the votes!” “Stop the count!” Wow, the cult members are truly nuts. They need deprogramming ASAP.

[@Seeta_sa_gauta]

😂. Which is which?

[@sandraspengler4740]

The folder guy has got the rollcall list for the African angels

[@DaveT383]

I think she was reading off their names. 😁

[@doramwaiseghe5614]

🤣🤣🤣

[@marissanicanor1416]

🤣🤣🤣

[@kavellifrancois1794]

This comment is so underrated 😂😂😂

[@enixword2637]

Our angels in Africa are currently busy helping our corrupt leaders loot public funds. Sorry Paula White we can’t deploy them at the moment to help you steal an election for Trump.

[@roninskydancer2383]

"We should be suing him" Thanks Jimmy.

[@oldrrocr]

trump's lawyers DO know that he has a habit of not paying his bills... right?

[@lh3540]

What the hell is that woman?! I'm laughing so hard I'm crying.

[@jannettepadilla1750]

Did she was in a church or a psych ward?

[@raftlack4326]

Average trump supporter

[@AbsentWithoutLeaving]

Trump, you don't get to decide who won the election. WE DO. - signed, an American voter

[@milkboccle]

“Russia interfered in the election on repeat for 4 years” has now changed to “interference is impossible, do not look into it....... “

[@milkboccle]

Surely by your own logic the integrity of the votes should be checked then, thousands of dead people have requested ballots and returned them, look up fleccas on instagram

[@harejr8396]

According to the media they decide the president

[@noneofyourbusiness6303]

And I approve this message 👍🏾😂🇱🇷

[@staseghrrhgesats1946]

Really?? The dems still have not accpeted the outcome of the last election?? And there is clearly issues with this election process. I could have had easily cast 4 extra votes this year because of how our county is vote by mail only. I won't go into details. But there needs to be a thorough UNBIASED investigation....probly never happen....Trump is only one man with balls enough to battle YEARS of backwords corrupt politicians lining their own pockets on the backs of the voter.

[@ciomaria6137]

When Paula White was “speaking in tongues” it sounds just like when my late mom would try to imitate the music I listened to in college, lol.

[@DARWINZOO]

Fantastic comment!

[@DARWINZOO]

A second Fantastic comment!

[@ciomaria6137]

@@DARWINZOO I think someone already has

[@denisevalentemcgee4802]

She sounds like a child who is trying to sound like she's speaking Spanish. She totally is the worst actress I have ever seen.

[@sachindhamdhere5942]

Yes, STOP the count and announce the results! We know who's going to win anyways 😂

[@loyalist.city.g]

Is they anyway Trump can win this ? Or is it cemented Biden ...hoping for Biden here in Canada

[@joshuagonzalezramirez2593]

@@loyalist.city.g same here, man. Donald trump still certainly has a way to win, but it will be extremely difficult. He needs to win up to 5 of the current toss-up states.

[@locasenior8229]

@@loyalist.city.g trump can still win if he gets nevada he is 12 k votes of

[@giggitygooquag]

@@loyalist.city.g chances are kinda low but he could if Nevada goes red and Arizona flips back and the other remaining states stay red But I oddly think that pa will flip blue Nevada will flip red, Arizona will go red but Texas will flip blue as well(they have 15% of the votes to count STILL which in Texas is A LOT of people) and then biden will super narrowly win Georgia while trump wins North Carolina and alaska

[@suemontague3151]

@@loyalist.city.g Biden pretty much has it

[@keithbrown8638]

I love your show Jimmy ❤️ You made the last 4 years bearable for me. Keep up the great work! Twittler LMAO 🤣

[@Tyrell_Corp2019]

Apparently Donnie‘s nannies forgot to read him the story about the boy who cried Wolf too many times.

[@Slowhand871]

They were spoon feeding him lead paint.

[@Tyrell_Corp2019]

@@Slowhand871 😂🤣😂🤣

[@josiesarered]

yuuppp

[@bradeneve9586]

When you’re whole show is based on bashing the president, it’s not too funy

[@dumalucky]

Fact. The Pennsylvania supreme court.changed its voting law. Only the legislature can do that. This means almost all the votes they are currently adding to Biden are unconstitutional. This is already being written about by members of the Supreme Court of USA. The SCOTUS will uphold the Constitution and Bidens vote will be lowered drastically. Remember SCOTUS has not ruled yet because the matter was brought to their attention to close to the election date and they were trying to avoid getting involved. With the Law suits they will have no choice and will uphold the Constitution. Trump Wins and Democracy is restored.

[@ebok33643]

“Stop the Count” : Aren’t you behind in the count? Do the math! Weren’t you suppose to tweet “Stop the count where I lead” and “Count all the votes where I trail” 😂

[@fabrisseterbrugghe8567]

But Math is hard.

[@michaeld.jconnolly1281]

Biden 253 Trump 213. They stop Biden wins. Trump and his supports are complete fools?

[@NeutroniummAlchemist]

@@michaeld.jconnolly1281 Yes, that's it in a nutshell.

[@ananthim7358]

@@michaeld.jconnolly1281 trump leads in some of the states which haven't released their final results ,so if counting is stopped the results have to be released with whatever has been counted so he'll get those votes.that's wat they're trying

[@perrystalsisworldofbiology767]

Maybe he was concerned about The Count from Sesame Street Ha Ha Haaa

[@davidsmith6859]

When Trump tweeted "STOP THE COUNT" I think he was referring to himself but there was a redundant O in the last word.

[@percyflores7517]

yep but they didn't want to stop the count in Arizona ? make sense ?

[@captainfilip7188]

@@percyflores7517 his joke just completely went over your head

[@danishjacob4630]

😄😄

[@Puppy_Puppington]

CaptainFilip hahahaha That was hilarious to see

[@Liberty5024]

6:18 legend says the dude in the back is still walking back and forth.

[@Leonardo-vj3hm]

I love this country-wide reality show! Drama and comedy filled 10/10

[@tripperwest808]

Grabbing my popcorn, it’s about to get interesting...

[@zzzz26526]

Worldwide

[@sierrafrank0000F]

It was so predictable that Americans wanted to have this kind of reality show even if it means the end of their democracy.

[@steviev958]

If he officially loses - he’s still in office till January....this is gonna be a long 3 months

[@sizedjoker2648]

Smh

[@mnichols1979]

They need to envoke the 25th amendment before he throws a real temper tantrum and starts shitting in his own bathtub and really destroys the country.

[@theresamcdonald4730]

Stevie V You got that right we'll all be doing a lot of drinking the next 2 months. That religious adviser must be on the same stuff trump is on !!!!!

[@AbsentWithoutLeaving]

Well, ask yourself what a sleeper agent of a foreign power would do when he knew his time to inflict damage was up. THAT'S what you should expect.

[@sunnyvirk725]

He creates doubt and divides people this is his biggest achievement in 4 years

[@handspring2000]

Trump is the most shameless person on earth. Now God bless America again.

[@jaygarit9177]

@J T you don't know what "fascism" is then. Go away, or back to your Russian flat and off the Interwebs, and stop trying to interfere in our election process, please!

[@samwubeshet4940]

@J T it’s crazy how uneducated and ignorant u are lolol🤣

[@kamaurahamukti5919]

"compromise - first count the votes, then stop the votes" 🙏🏽 😂😂brilliant 😂😂

[@poras1513]

Trump :- "Count legal votes" Reporter :- " Define Legal Votes" Trump :- "All Republican Votes"

[@davidphillips5557]

Go gracefully you lost the only fraud is you, run while you can the tax man gonna catch you. Your lot will all get locked up.

[@ris7125]

Lol

[@vishnuraveendran2772]

@@davidphillips5557 keep crying

[@TKM_Media]

Hello From New Zealand.

[@bl00dhoney]

Hey

[@Rukia_uchiha]

Suh dude from SoCal

[@Tracymmo]

Can we come stay with you? Things are kinda weird up here. Your recent election was not a circus.

[@kavya7667]

That's a country I am jealous of now!

[@ExploreAnywhere]

SoCal here too

[@Bohemian_Raspberry]

His own supporters are divided and it's hilarious🤣 "Count the vote!" "Stop the vote!"

[@thatguyonehundred5550]

stop the count to check for fake ballots thats not so hard to understand

[@patricianelson7928]

If he was ahead there wouldn't be fraud!! Lol of to jail Donnie boy!!!!!

[@shaheeda]

Delusional just like their leader.

[@LadyGodiva7460]

Stop the count but yeah that's an alarm bell for a coup

[@katiecaddle4789]

@@thatguyonehundred5550 tat never happened lol trumper did get in trouble for voting fraud in PA lol he tried to get his dead mother's vote to be counted by forging his signature for her lol

[@waytosacramento3843]

Last time the world heard someone call for a “total war” was Joseph Goebbels in 1943. Some Americans apparently have a huge history education deficit.

[@lizvlx]

‘Some’

[@edgarmagalhaes18]

I fixed your sentence for you: "Some Americans apparently have a huge education deficit."

[@Shiznaft1]

@@lizvlx Yes, about 60 million of them.

[@lizvlx]

@@Shiznaft1 that number is way too low. It is rather in the 200s.

[@dannyaikin1395]

certain types have literally eliminated social studies from being taught in schools.

[@jlbueno0611]

Whoever did the editing of Melania onthe new bachelorette's face must've had so much fun doing it 😅😅

[@EFFeCTED18]

It's a deep fake. Matt Stone and Trey Parker are doing it on their new KZbin show.

[@rawkinectz]

Eeeew

[@antheadevilliers1126]

It would take god and a miracle trying to edit Michelle obama's into looking slightly pleasing to the eye

[@Eddiewickedcity]

I was waiting on this one just got done watching Stephen Colbert

[@sadhvisharma8993]

Same here

[@sleepingkindaof]

It's like watching the same jokes told slightly differently

[@elvisdiamond3910]

Am not even American ... but same here...

[@falcon82147]

Me too

[@edybee2030]

Me to ...Stephen, Kimmel, jimmy Fallon 👍🤘🤣

[@NextDoorFlyer]

This was a savage... normally Jimmy is mild but he has been turning up the heat with these burns. Knocked it out of the park, past the bleachers and somewhere into the parking lot. Nice :) 👏🏻👏🏻

[@jenniferaraujo7349]

😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣

[@beekarinsaan]

I love how Twitter is flagging his tweets as possibly misleading. 😂🤣😂🤣

Not possibly misleading, but flat out lies.

[@kimclarke5018]

😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂

[@ErLeuchten]

@ 95% of hes base get the news from hes twitter account, thats probably the reason ,-)

[@voodooutt]

Agolf Twittler's only way to get to 270 is if he loses 40 pounds.

[@gentlepanda4172]

Oof 😂

[@agolftwittler1223]

Speaking of the treasonous tub of lard, here's the recipe for a Trump-sandwich: Two thick slices of lumpy white bread. One truckload of baloney. One bucketful of Russian dressing. One tiny little spongy toadstool.

[@agolftwittler1223]

⚠️ FDA advisory: Ingesting a Trump-sandwich will cause excruciating butt-hurt, insane delusions, abysmal ignorance, prolific flatulence and debilitating gnosiophobia.

[@voodooutt]

@@agolftwittler1223 LOOOOOOL dude.

[@lyhthegreat]

how heavy is trump?

[@alyali9487]

"Rudy is on duty" left me gasping fo air lol

[@Punkledunk]

I do not believe you.

[@conorli5868]

The people yelling "Fox news sucks" actually only watches fox news!

[@glenkirkup6861]

Fox News is too 'socialist' for them now.

[@allaboutmusicmovies9606]

@Icon X their argument have been Trump 2020. So soon they will say Trump 2024 🤣

[@jackieandrea]

It's funny they are mad that Fox news called Arizona for Biden. How dare Fox calls what actually happened. It's madness!!

[@dannyaikin1395]

political cannibalism.

[@MrBossisi]

Used to watch fox news* This is all Biden fault for cheating.

[@mg19cal]

What we should be most afraid of: our last one-term president also had a son who wanted to "continue" his dad's work, and look where that took us.......We can't let it happen again

[@feelingwell8069]

Pathetic troll

[@azemazigilles]

😂😂😂😂😂.. Angels from Africa?? Mehnn speaking on behalf of all African Angels "Ma'amm we need a VISA for that mehn, ww ain't gonna fly over these oceans" 😂😂😂😂

[@Muma3910]

Lol I know leave Africa out of this hahaha our angels are busy hahaha

[@theadventuresofsandyland4961]

If the angels came they would put them in cages

[@Hypergangnam]

@Spooky Mc Spookerson Lol. Conservative tears.

[@MinisterGabe1]

Bruh I need that visa seriously that’s why we praying Biden wins . 🇳🇬

[@Hypergangnam]

@Spooky Mc Spookerson That Trump is crying and claiming the election is rigged? Go cry to your mommy. The secret service is allready protecting Biden. What does that tell you?

[@LCC144]

Yea, that press conference he held was historically embarrassing.

[@billwalsh388]

A permanent part of history.

[@michaedove3562]

As bad as the first debate but with more dangerous repercussions for our country.

[@lukonawesome]

Trumpers: “Count the Votes, until we’re ahead, then Stop the Count” 😂😂😂

[@fredbloggs8369]

You're assuming they can count.

[@rightwit4902]

Funny because that’s exactly what Biden actually did

[@JustNightcored]

@@rightwit4902 that's illegal and I doubt a president would want to do that. Except trump, he's actually just a baby and can't deal with losing

[@azurite4539]

@@JustNightcored you are so right!!! Biden 2020😊

[@laurirohr5364]

Morons all

[@deborahdepasquale8932]

Love you Jimmy! You have kept me sane (as much as that was possible) these last 4 years!

[@kc3621]

You're right. I forgot he, seth and colbert took on trump right off the bat. If I ever see him and covidis done I'd give him a bear hug. Hes been hella strong.

[@jagosingh85]

The tears are due to the fact that he now has to talk to his creditors over the $430M he owes....

[@dragonmusher]

Not just 430 M. It's more now with the legal fees

[@Edu_Kate]

Even Deutsche Bank is coming for him or should I say...his ass ets.

[@MrWhoDare]

Trumps ‘Spiritual Advisor’ looks like some ‘Real Life: Beverley Hills’ wife at book club, who’s had waaaaay too much red wine.

[@maryelizabeth6797]

Perfect. I could not have said it better.

[@mirrrie]

I thought she was getting a stroke :/

[@tonyflorez703]

😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👌

[@justjoan4010]

You should have added more a's to waaaaaaaaaaaay. ☺

[@dollymadison2397]

Check out the compilation on NOW THIS/ Who is Paula White.

[@930-harigovind7]

Been waiting patiently for 4 years 😝

[@ethanrogers4610]

I love Jimmy Kimmel,Seth Meyers, and Stephen Colbert and their shows because their shows are excellent and all three are very talented and hire the best people to help run the shows. Also, all three despise Donald Trump and the Republicans as much as I despise them.

[@joaosampaio4188]

the fact that almost half of americans voted for Trump is mindblowing

[@KayMac18]

The fact that half of America voted for Biden is mind blowing! They cheat and they know it.

[@dathunderman4]

It’s almost like people disagree with you, what a crazy world. How dare someone have a different opinion than myself, thats racist.

[@GadisBaliLivesAbroad]

@@KayMac18 give us evidence...

[@kristinek2916]

@@KayMac18 Trump is such an embarrassment for our country. We have lost respect from all over the world. He lies more than anyone. Read his books, he believes that if you say things enough times, people will believe it and unfortunately his majority base is non-college educated white males so he takes advantage of them and uses them to feed his narcissistic disorder. It’s sad, he was raised by a father that told him “your a killer or a loser” (per Trump himself).

[@felixntodonke2451]

Kristine K sorry, ya‘ll are such a joke nobody had respect for you before that😂 you’re like an 3rd world country, wich thinks they’re the best😂

[@rageagainstmyhairline5574]

The Bachelorette skit was gold. Laughed my ass off. "Thank you for the sex last night, _on a Wednesday_ , rare but appreciated." lol

[@bulletproofair]

😂 Call the clown police, we need hilariously small handcuffs.

[@ryuuotaku35]

Also a water bucket.

[@corbeau-_-]

ty sir, I just got home from work. Big smile here ;)

[@fittony]

we need more segment with with Molly, not about the bachelorette but everything else, I think the banter between them would be really good

[@gergelyfekete12]

Let's sue Trump because he made the whole country anxious. This is a shame.

[@beachmum4758]

May I call you a wahmbulance?

[@Winteramen]

@@beachmum4758 I hear a sound of abundance of rain! I hear a sound of victory! Call me a wahmbulance cos it looks like trump is out, and i may faint from excitement.

[@LucaChili]

That's what happens when you consume massive amounts of soy. It's shrinking your already tiny balls. Run upstairs to mommy now and ask her for a valium 10 mg

[@Winteramen]

@@LucaChili dude I'll kick your ass IRL

[@LucaChili]

@@Winteramen You would be surprised of the outcome my friend but you can always try of course.

[@stub2022]

Jesus christ, televangelists are sickening.

[@maxinemcclurd1288]

Paula White must be insane !

[@robertnett9793]

If she repeats if often enough it will become true... perhaps. 6:00 Oh... the meth kicked in.

[@TheOHenry666]

The best examples of the "False Prophets". Amazing that their followers can't comprehend that!

[@mrbungle589]

@Bruce strkland wrong flag bro Biden🇨🇳

[@bsquared4604]

sickening and scary. and she's married to jonathan cain from journey.

[@tedthompson2163]

While she was chanting, Andy Kaufman should've been playing bongos.

[@dispmonk]

Hahahaha. That is an epic association.

[@brandielliott4208]

OMG!!!!!! Jimmy stop 😆😆😆😆🤣🤣🤣🤣😂😂😂😂😅😅😅😅 The spiritual adviser put me over the edge.... i cant breathe 😂😂😂😂😂

[@PakRT48]

Molly: "I say Ben is the projected winner." Jimmy: "Are you sure about that?" Molly: "Hold on ..... (closing her eyes) .... I HEAR A SOUND OF VICTORY! ANGELS ARE BEING RELEASED RIGHT NOW! AKA ATA RATA! RABA RAVA KARMA! MAKA HASTA MANANA!"

[@lovelyapples7708]

Your comment made me spit out my coffee!! LOL

[@MultiMolly21]

Did she hear the sound of the seam popping on the neck of her ugly shirt?

[@mm12345777]

😂😂😂😂

[@choonbox]

FROM AFRICA. FROM SOUTH AMERICA

[@cardoso121280]

Hakuna matata 🤣🤣😂😅😅

[@Shockwave99999]

COVID literally could not have come during a worse presidency.

[@kimhicks1571]

You’re not kidding. I’m praying that Biden wins & gets the country on track to recovery.

[@ironheart8690]

U.N Human Rights Council insisted that in dia must review its FCRA because Minorities are being killed, Tortured & Amnesty International also left in dia for severe violations incl. Killing of tourists & all of this is on international media,

[@Kylie-ry5ff]

As devastating as covid is it actually saved our country. Trump lost so much support when he pretended like Covid wasn't a big deal

[@irianrahman45]

Trump is way better than biden

[@oldfogey4679]

Angelo thankfully covid came when it did! It was God's way of holding trump accountable!

[@taracarstensen4658]

I’m waiting for the “OJ white Bronco run” to the airport.

[@maryanne5100]

LOL!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[@paulleal6371]

Lol that's funny!!!

[@TerryTunes]

Already been done on SNL

[@NolanWins]

Jimmy, thank you for helping me get through the last 4 years and making us laugh

[@liquid79]

"I will totally accept the results of this great and historical Presidential election IF I WIN" - Trump, 2016

[@capo337g]

Im just wonder if biden will check what trump had locked away when after ukraine call

[@rmakki7723]

🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@johnenriquez7044]

I was counting on that preacher lady to say “Wakanda forever!!” LMAO!!

[@mzm4574]

Bawahahahaha 🤪

[@MikeBrown-ex9nh]

Maga caca maga caca maga caca .

[@lewiskrmp]

Lmao

[@nallj.j.3480]

😆😆😆👍👍

[@skaatermane2004]

guys I know this sounds crazy but I think Jimmy Kimmel doesn't like Trump

[@trishlee6529]

he just want to bring more viewers to to channel

[@chrisrobles824]

@@trishlee6529 well tbh trump lied to him once about his show, it’s in his channel too when he talks about

[@mariodesalo8450]

Does anyone that likes fairness and civility?

[@lapeste2387]

jimmy kimmel it's a idiot

[@AdamTuxTengler]

I question the people who does. Lies and criminal acts are turn off for me, I just don't feel the bad boy charisma here

[@kanesanders6669]

I love how you show him no respect. No one has ever deserved less respect.

[@AlexInnovations]

I love how Jimmy continually refers to Tr*mp as "our soon-to-be former president" 😂

[@tonifox1247]

I am so tired of Evangelical zealots.

[@rosemariestrumecki6880]

What is she taking?? Oh yeah....🤣

[@CreeprDuDE89]

Trump: *Moves to another country* That country: *No.*

[@KA-wo9eu]

I’m German and we don’t want Trump!

[@drewski1535]

@@KA-wo9eu we don't blame you

[@lindaswanson9328]

He can live on any one of the russian oligarchs boats in hiding all over the world. Shame on those countries aiding and abetting these people. It speaks volumes!

[@dollymadison2397]

I keep remembering massive amounts of Trumper comments all saying: "I can't wait til Trump wins so I can watch the dems cry like babies"

[@michaedove3562]

My brother is one of them. The crying emoji is out in force.

[@yadadoo20]

Love bathing in Trumpet's tears.

[@corbeau-_-]

well, that's usually the thingy… They expect the thing they would do themselves… I avoid people who don't trust others for similar reasons. They may have been hurt, but it is more likely they know themselves and therefor don't trust others...

[@returnedword]

It seems ridiculously unlikely, but if trump does win, this would be a fun comment section

[@creamykev]

@@returnedword if trump wins? lol

[@azure8091]

Our International friends be watching the election like a reality tv show I- 😭😭😂😖😖Im 16 and ain’t no Trump supporter. New international friends pls pray 4 my country and love and support meeee😭💖. Love u guys EDIT: GUYS WE WON! BIDEN WON! LET US CELEBRATE 😭😭😭I know he’s not even close to a good president but I was the lesser of 2 evils

[@EmEm78]

It's so bizarre to watch from Australia, although I'm very happy for my American friends that it looks like the cheeto will be ousted.

[@farahmakni2971]

What a good day to be from Dubai

[@TheKaiTetley]

Yes! I do indeed.

[@cigh7445]

We are

[@sirflappington2484]

I still remember when I could still be proud to be an American. Regardless of how some might feel about Obama or his policies, at least he wasn't an unprofessional racist baby like Trump.

[@southernbelle4398]

He said "Twittler's" bunker!🤣 This is one of the best monologues, from beginning to end, I've ever heard on your show Mr. Kimmel. Big Kudos to Ms. Molly for calling "The Bachelorette" like an NFL broadcaster! 👏💜🤣

[@theresamcdonald4730]

Southern Belle great I agree !!!!!

[@colinjohn5454]

This is so much fun.. watching the updates from NZ.... This is reality TV show for us outside of the USA 😂😂😂

[@prabhaker9031]

Dunno if I refreshed more for election updates or this monologue

[@libertarianstouchkids]

Lool salty trump supporters

[@satyamraj5570]

@Spooky Mc Spookersonspeak for yourself.

[@prabhaker9031]

Maybe that's why Kimmel says he overestimated people in this election.

[@theodoresuhardja6940]

Just get Trump out of here already 😂😂😂😂😂

[@annaboles-el6976]

This is when we need your daughter to do her “this is ridiculous “ giggle 🤭. I miss her voice 😢

[@MultiMolly21]

Yes, that child is irresistable. That little laugh at the end of his intro should be bottled.

[@nnannakalu9423]

"It appears that our Burger King has now been flame-broiled." LMFAO...PERFECT!

[@jazzman9632]

Love it

[@andersonrodriguez6594]

Stupid ignorant

[@coversbydcap8892]

Paula White: "Angels are being dispatched from Africa" Angels in Africa: "👀👀 Who?"

[@denisevalentemcgee4802]

Trump wouldn't allow those angels in the US....we know what he thinks about immigrants.

[@user-jy3zl2vp4b]

Angels reside in Africa??....I coulda sworn I heard they are usually kept in the outfield! I am sure I saw it in a movie! Ha HA

[@coversbydcap8892]

@@user-jy3zl2vp4b Oh there are Angels here.

[@huemanbean8499]

😅😅

[@nanarose8537]

😸😹😸😹

[@nikinikolov6570]

"I hear the sound of rain". No, you hear the sound of a pity golden shower.

[@alwaysv]

Lol. Like r Kelly...ew

[@jexikavindictive]

Lmao

[@bullybully]

@@alwaysv i dont see nothing wrong😂

[@thumperkc]

Sucks because our country will be divided no matter what. Almost split perfectly in half. How is this possible that half of America has morals and the other does not? 😕

[@htowntx-hr3hb]

“What is he gonna do, give everyone at lens crafters a peanut allergy” 😂 💀

[@lisapino6739]

🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣

[@priyonjoni]

Dude looked like Chicken Little

[@jmg3344]

Hi from Spain 🇪🇸. I dont honestly see anything funny on this. From my love to the USA I have to say that i dont like to see what's happening in the USA. Here in Spain politicians sucks but as I can see it happens the same almost World Wide. I have been looking some info this days the british are so nervious to see that BIDEN is gonna win. Even though i dont like Biden i still preffer him than Trump. I hope (for your own good) that this situation ends as soon as possible but i've got the feeling that this is going to take so long and is not going to end even though Biden takes the office, we'll have to wait and see

[@mustafael-haddad6028]

@@lisapino6739 jjjh .jyggv

[@stanleyappleton7508]

Trump supporters Arizona : Count the vote !! Trump supporters Michigan : Stop the count !! What the hell is wrong with these people . 😅

[@AndiDuck]

"If parents treated their children as evenhandedly as America treats its citizens, one child would get a pony for Christmas and the other child would get cancer." - Mrs. Betty Bowers, America's Best Christian

[@MakeOrwellFictitiousAgain]

@Psh Pff exactly, This self entitlement.. it's like Santa's wishlist I want this, I want that! Its pathetic go out and work for it, stop asking for hand outs.

[@AndiDuck]

@Psh Pff Yeah whatever sock puppet KAREN !

[@AndiDuck]

@Spic Olé

[@remnant1018]

Two boys decided to race down the block. One was winning and the other stopped short of the finish mark shouting “stop the race! I clearly win!”

[@OdinSonne]

Anyone wondering about that guy walking around that crazy tongues lady: He is basically reading bible versus as he goes around, creating a 'prayer wall' of protection. Yeah... effing crazy (and she probably doesn't realise its Pagan origins..walking the magick circle and calling the elements/ deities but i digress). Hope that helps!

[@kc3621]

I thought that was an edit to make it funny...you mean that dude was really there? Ok, not sure what to make of it.

[@sybillestahl8646]

Thank you. I wondered why they were letting some distracting fellow just walk across repeatedly

[@LydiaSantiago]

Does he not understand if they stop counting he lost? Lmao

[@Karasu_042]

@Daniel Rodriguez haha

[@marcc.m.1726]

@Lydia Santiago They want to stop the count in PA and continue counting in AZ and NV. A bunch of geniuses they are!!

[@MC-vg1tl]

No, because Trump is stupid and a cheater!

[@djsmileyoflasvegas]

@@marcc.m.1726 they are confused as fuk

[@ivoryfyall4231]

HELL-OOOOO 🙄🙄

[@Boobalopbop]

"Whats he gonna do? Give everyone at Lens Crafters a peanut allergy?" 🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@k24-z9e]

🤣🤣🤣

[@AE-ix2iz]

😂

[@eleonoreschroder6132]

Replace escalators with ramps, problem solved.

[@TrueBlueCat]

On a 3:35 am bathroom run.....your comment is gold........hahahaha😅

[@gompedyret]

That is just cruel.