Election Eve = Trump Attacking & Everyone Else Drinking

[@AnnaFragolari2]

I am TERRIFIED of how this will go... And I am an Italian living in Italy.

[@overthemoon9941]

Love 🇮🇹 Italy...will u let us in...?u know just in case KARMA doesn’t SHOW UP....🤦‍♀️🤞🤞😭

[@jonathanjflow9934]

no one cares about italy

[@イエスアロンドラ]

Pray for us

[@kathypiazza7228]

🇨🇦 worried too, bello!

[@JB-zs1oq]

@@jonathanjflow9934Who gave you the right to speak on behalf of everybody? Are you by chance a trump supporter?

[@amitbenjamin.5147]

Guillermo’s laughter is incomparable, and very comforting too! 😄

[@hogansmith2937]

He’s my favorite part of the show 🤣

[@xs10086]

I already live in Canada. I don’t know how much further north I can move.

[@yelljal2764]

The north pole?

[@aaronyyyy5358]

Same 😂

[@P99-e2x]

Dont go north Go West we party here

[@tedtalks4933]

Move further please

[@JorgeRodriguez-de6eo]

At this point you might wanna come south

[@azizadevries4501]

I have ask a question. I am a South African in SA and I don't understand USA concept of Democracy. Here when it is election it is one person one vote. But inthe US everyone votes but their vote doesn't count, becuse at the end of the day its the outcome of the Electoral Council vote that determines who wins. Where is the Democracy in that. Why waste time on and money counting millions of votes if they really count the 500 and odd from the Electoral Council? Please explain

[@victoriavinson8401]

We don't understand it either. The electoral college needs to be gotten rid of.

[@valeriemacfair2205]

You're not the only one to NOT understand American eccentricities. "Electoral college" "filibustering" "gerrymandering" are notions beyond odd. I doubt that the "fire Fauci" crowd understand much of anything either.

[@astrabula329]

That is 100% correct!!!! It is absolutely unbelievable and ridiculous!

[@Lordpianz]

as an american ..i can't figure it out...the system is corrupt...it makes zero sense

[@magnetiktrax]

US "democracy" is like Russian "democracy". Hope that helps.

[@kelss2023]

"Maybe he should start saying things softly and with shame." - That sent me

[@CoyoteDuran1]

My God; that little girl is so freaking adorable, I just wanted to give her the biggest hug, buy her a whole mess of candy and tell her everything is going to be OK. :)

[@Sportsmans_Paradise]

Jimmy Thank you for not making me go crazy.

[@Always_Right00]

Youre crazy without jimbos help

[@magnetiktrax]

Get drunk so you can get through this. Sounds like my strategy for the past 4 years.

[@arsh6027]

“If you drink it now, you might not be able to remember the last four years”

[@ooshmarkowski2701]

Trumps new hat should say “Made America hate again “

[@akankshaguruprasad8693]

Watching this after 4 months and see how the reality actually span out

[@brianajuarez9106]

I love Jimmy more than anyone else that hosts tv ❤

[@hanagueen5535]

Me too♥️♥️♥️

[@sarahholguin2164]

Comparing himself to Jesus... Yeah- so humble!

[@didarden]

May God forgive him😖

[@LittleMissDivine]

this is so satisfying to watch now that he lost :D

[@wenwenedwards6661]

He will leave as much a mess as he possibly can, he cares nothing about america

[@jaylin3906]

Moving up the ranks in the Church of L. Ron Hubbard apparently takes it's toll on people.

[@eddfryer]

I think you are absolutely correct!!

[@lightninggaming016]

@my self Yourself umm you mean failures lol

[@rosiegalvan5069]

And he wants to see Joe fail.

[@mariekastler5391]

Watching this after Jan 6th, alarmingly prescient. Just like COVID, we didn't take it seriously soon enough... let's not do the same for climate change. Honestly, being good to the planet is good for Everyone! E PLURIBUS UNUM, y'all🇺🇸

[@Sarah-dg4ie]

That baby...I needed the adorableness to comfort myself from the catastrophic shitshow that has been the last 4 years, 4 months, 4 days, 4 hours... ...it’s disheartening how many stupid people we still have in the US.

[@shellymccauley4623]

Jimmy…you rock!!!

[@cavemanlawyer5608]

“It’s like we’re being threatened by a zombie attack” I mean, aren’t we?

[@asanka9250]

Jimmy always make me laugh 😂😂😂and Guillermo too

[@obanyakidiego]

Jimmy I love you, you always have me laughing the whole show😭

[@casecarter77]

Jimmy this had me in tears well played sir.

[@niccidee782]

Bidens' slogan: "Make America educated again"

[@lightninggaming016]

Yeah lol it need to be educated

[@anonymoussoda]

Can't sleep waiting for the result. Who still up?

[@rosiegalvan5069]

I have been up for days. Was a little more hopeful yesterday but as the ballot counting goes on I feel a sense of dread that Trump can still win. I am praying harder than I have ever done before for Biden.

[@anonymoussoda]

@@rosiegalvan5069 another long night and possibly long day tomorrow

[@kaikailer]

My 17 year old brother asked our parents if he’s allowed to drink if trump wins

[@overthemoon9941]

how could he be misled so young ...?

[@kaikailer]

@@overthemoon9941 he wasn’t. Both of us have been encouraged to think critically and make our own opinions. He looked at the fact that we do hundreds of school shooter drills a year and decided he wanted a change. He looked at the fact that his bisexual sister was being marginalized and decided he wanted a change. He looked at the fact that because of climate change he might not have a future and decided he wanted a change. He thought for himself. And if you’re talking about the drinking, my parents said yes but only on the condition that he does it safely, at home, and with them present.

[@BrokenBeyondRepair20]

I just gotta say come to England and here can drink at 18 🙃

[@Vladi0310]

@@kaikailer and he thought Trump is a better choice than Biden??)

[@kaikailer]

@@Vladi0310 no? He’d be drinking because Trump winning would be a bad thing.

[@truecerium4924]

So if every citizen voted on Tuesday in person, that can be counted, but part of the citizens voting per mail that can not be counted on the same day? Other countries can manage that

[@Always_Right00]

Do you not get how mail works?

[@Always_Right00]

@Tim Krigers usa usually has like 70% less mail in votes. That is how it usually works. Covid and democrats happened so theres ass loads of scared people this time. Pretty sure we find out the next day every single time. Bush/Gore maybe? PS other countrys are 1/16 the population of "other countrys" besides asian places.

[@strawberrybird7319]

@Tim Krigers I‘m European and that’s not entirely true. We don’t have that many mail votes usually but they are also counted until 2 days after the election. They normally don’t throw the results over because, you know, we have more than 2 parties to vote on....

[@deepbluebreath]

@@strawberrybird7319 which country?

[@Eris-_]

@Tim Krigers Wrong.

[@Smokesalot8466]

Jimmies videos for these 4 days will be taught in history lessons oneday 😂😂

[@md9710]

If tequila is going to help me forget the last 4 yrs I am all for it and I don’t drink 🤣😂

[@ulisseshuerta4682]

How can u not like Jimmy and Guillermo 😂😂😂

[@mamat7925]

I’m getting through Election Day by not talking to my grandparents, or any other racist xenophobes.

[@pynn1000]

Dolly Parton supports Biden, for those you who, like me, only know a few of these young ones. Everyone knows about Cher, because she's sung, but Dolly just talked.

[@normannoury4934]

And not to mention Jon Bon Jovi!

[@jazzmanchgo]

Bless her heart! God bless Dolly.

[@rmn1titw392]

I saw Stephen Colbert they were both on it before the election.

[@everythingiseverything9920]

"Wherever you are, I want you to dim the lights" 👀 But my light is either on or off, Jimmy!

[@patriciatimmons2736]

I can't stomach listening to him anymore!

[@buttlebe]

He said "u might not even rem last 4 yrs"! HILARIOUS!

[@rickykeyser1988]

Omg that little Girl was so adorable

[@maxcheerio6837]

Hey Jimmy you’re allowed to come to Canada anytime you want man

[@llc573]

Our Pretzels are being threatened 🤣🤣

[@rebeccahopkins9522]

I take two medicines for Rheumatoid Arthritis, and I CANT DRINK ON THEM or I get brain shudders (horrible, feels similar to a seizure). I was never a big drinker anyway so not drinking is fine usually....BUT NOT RIGHT NOW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! 😬

[@rugby846]

Hold strong💙

[@estieeu2364]

Lmaooo the reporters face😂😂

[@sAturN83p]

The little girl is super ADORABLE 😍😍😍😍😁😁🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@incognitro7634]

Too bad for Trump but I've already declared myself the winner.

[@bananaface1445]

I DECLARE BANKRUPTCY

[@Vladi0310]

@@bananaface1445 😂😂😂😂😂👏👏👏👏👏

[@danstan7274]

The number are as best as they have ever been no one has had better numbers. You idiots are voting for this child? He can't even speak. Trumps openly racist he shared a openly racist video he was forced to take down. He said a judge couldn't work on his case because of his race the definition of racisim and called white suppremists good people

It’s almost 3 AM and I think I need to start drinking again

[@maxheadrom3088]

Beatles fans are now burning The Art of the Deal all around the world.

[@astewart9410]

At first I thought Amy Shumer was some sort of random, harried midwestern mom of four

[@23lilirey]

Boss Baby!! 👶 🍼😂😂😂😂😂

[@ghostboo3156]

I may never watch a movie with Kirstie Alley again ...

[@latashiamorris5065]

Her jolly ass hasn't been on any casting calls since cheers

[@magnetiktrax]

Crusty Alley.

[@rosiegalvan5069]

Me too.

[@23lilirey]

These Trump supporters are all 😜. Cray cray.

[@jckiksass]

What does it say when the “president” is so hated that he needs to protect himself from the citizens of the country that he is supposed to he leading.

[@altenreb]

I LOVE Guillermo!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Viva tequila!

[@normannoury4934]

Well it's like 24 hours later and I think I"ll roll my self another.

[@normannoury4934]

Some weed also helps through the election night.

[@Rich-bi6my]

Dear America, Please do not burn sh** It is un-american and very stupid

[@shinymobile]

Some? I’m smoking way more than usual today

[@normannoury4934]

@@shinymobile I live in Saguenay, Québec. Matthew, the whole world is praying for the future of democracy, in the U.S.! I mean it may get ugly tonight, but the whole world is watching.

[@victoriavinson8401]

@@shinymobile Same here. Where's my pipe? Oh there it is.

[@mattjohnston2]

puff puff pass

[@kjamison5951]

I like Mockingbird Tequila... when someone asks, “What is that and who makes it?”, I answer, “Tequila, Mockingbird.”

[@SwaggerChiick1]

Good one lol

[@nicole6323]

🤣🤣🤣

[@neilrose6558]

🤩

[@ngw-1fqv]

Love your show!😃💖

[@MC_ToyDawg]

trump - "if you ain't cheating you aint trying"

[@gaetanlacas3322]

trump thinks he's Jesus cause every time he walks into a room you can here someone whispering "Christ, not him again."

[@zacharypeacock6278]

Love looking back at these videos to see just how crazy our country was just a couple of years ago. It's 2023 and gas prices are a little high and so are food prices but am at peace.

[@colinmoore1421]

Jimmy would make an awesome President!🇺🇸 Kimmel 2024🔥

[@mikewillette570]

I love that Jimmy learned from Bean that it’s “saving,” not “savings.”

[@abdiazizali1072]

Love you jimmy!!

[@epv221]

I take it back - come for a visit anytime after the border opens. Happy to see you.

[@rockykoast7065]

Is Kirsty Alley related to Donald Trump? She speaks just the same way...

[@jvlm3091]

Excellent episode! The tequila piece was great!

[@tuckerbowen4626]

4:54 "you'd think that that would be too much even for Donald Trump" ...why in god's name would anyone ever think that? nothing, absolutely NOTHING, will ever be too much for that slimeball.

[@alexminsky1]

Yeah, Biden 2020 🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸

[@Wayfarer-z4d]

@big daddy 21 sleepy Joe😴😴😴

[@alexminsky1]

@@Wayfarer-z4d he won. Suck it!

[@hotknifealice1]

Thank you Amy!!

[@lisalisa1435]

No salt? No lime? Oh, nooooooo... said Mr. Bill! 😲

[@jasminestone4654]

In Colorado there was about 150 Trump cars going as slow as they could on the the freeway. It was terrible....and they only went to a dirtbike track.

[@AngelsBeadsofHope]

Shame how terribly inconvenient

[@overthemoon9941]

Their trying to be so relevant...pitiful. Uneducated brain washed fools..rmbr early on T saying he loves the uneducated...at his RALLY in 2016..???? 🤦‍♀️🤦‍♀️he knows very well his base ☹️😣

[@DiegoGarcia-bc2lf]

Respect

[@slaney9001]

Trump : if Biden wins I am leaving this country and will never be seen again Biden : “Bi Den”

[@joepesci9439]

Biden will never make it to the WHITE HOUSE.... AS SIMPLE AS THAT🤒

[@legitttful]

@@joepesci9439 yes he will trump will going to jail 🤣

[@joepesci9439]

@@legitttful KEEP Dream'in... 🤯

[@legitttful]

@@joepesci9439 coming soon jan 20 😂

[@joepesci9439]

@@legitttful 😘😘😘😘

[@lumani_._784]

Why is trump ... turning people against each other

[@brandoblack7376]

Its CNN MSNBC BLM CBS FaceBook Twitter that all have not accept Trump won 2016 not a career politician 47 years in office.. an only time Biden ever visit my reservation was this past week nothing in 47years I just goes to show how much career politicians pander for your vote....ps its america im entitled to free speech whether you all like it or not these Late Night Host forgot how to be funny and find good material unlike Jay Leno an Johnny Carson

[@tomso9246]

makes for a better REALITY SHOW...

[@paullarge526]

"A house divided against itself, cannot stand." Gospel of Mark 3:25.

[@akram269]

Bcoz all right winger hyper nationalist does the same,like modi in India hindu and muslim

[@Wayfarer-z4d]

@Lo Ki whos actually abusive . Biden is an idiot .

[@georgeemmons5128]

I wished I drank so I could pound some shots with Guillermo!!!

[@epv221]

We do like you, but don’t come to Canada. You broke it, you need to fix your country. Sorry (just to be a polite Canadian).

[@kyrabaabie]

as an american i agree 😭

[@corrinemills]

Trump didn’t win the popular vote so a lot of Americans technically didn’t vote for him and aren’t the ones who messed up the country.

[@CarCar75]

Haha there should be a test when you cross the border to Canada or when signing the papers to move there and it’s just “did you vote for trump? Yes / No”

[@lamonzeparker7744]

imagine that russia did start a actual civil war in the us, 4 years ago.. ..that´s gangsta.

[@GirlyDeadpool]

As another Canadian I second this.

[@bethanysamson]

Amy is just the best

[@nickysancheeks28]

I’m dead I love jimmy Kimmel😂

[@Always_Right00]

Thank god. Take some of your friends with you.

[@nickysancheeks28]

@@Always_Right00 that’s doesn’t make sens- um anyways okay lol😂

[@Always_Right00]

@@nickysancheeks28 hows it not make sense*? Youre dead right, so i hope you take other liberals with you.

[@nickysancheeks28]

@@Always_Right00 LMAO RIP MY SEXY LIBERALS

[@johnnysullivan436]

Coming to a private island not near you, the Beyoncé/Jay Z vs Kardashian/Kanye tag team death match!

[@moses_a4253]

Gosh I did Yoga and I felt & pictured everything even before he mentioned it

[@yahoofriends13]

No matter what the outcome of the election is.. the thing that really scares me is seeing how drastically divided the society is becoming on everything.. and how far or low people are ready to go now to defend or support their ideology. And they are ready to support the party or candidate on EVERY thing that they do.. Like you can still support trump but you dont have to defend or support EVERYTHING that he does.. you can support a candidate and also disagree on something with them.

[@marisahokefazi2949]

Best zingers ever in today's show and I can't wait to see the kids candy challenge

[@Chaotickitty82]

The title sums up the past five years.

[@jeromefitzroy]

What a glorious day!

[@alisonbrohman6884]

At 5:44 I love that the Spanish signs of support say, "¡DALÉ! TRUMP! 🤣 Lots of research obviously went in to the spelling of the one Spanish word on the two-word sign! haha

[@brittanyericsson3289]

It's called human error. He should know about that first hand.

[@ManalMet]

Not Jesus Christ 😭😭😂😂😂😭😂😂

[@JohnHoffman65]

Very well predicted, Jimmy Kimmel!

[@vincentjoubert5514]

The end of this night mare may be for over!!!!

[@Always_Right00]

Jesus, you people couldnt make a sentence if you had a gun to your head.

[@hany1438]

Hahahaha laaaaydy Gagaah 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣💔

[@anthonygonzales1897]

Everyone just stay calm and remember were all human and we all want what's best for our country. Unity is the key!!! Weeeeeeeeeeeeeee.

[@skylarali6932]

Positive message 👏👏

[@sharbear4248]

If I didn’t know better, I honestly would’ve thought the “Trump rally scene” was from a remake of the novel & movie, 1984. Its terrifying!

[@Always_Right00]

You thinking that happiness and joy is terrifying, is terrifying. Who raised you people to be so neurotic?

[@jwuansalmond3197]

Jimmy🤣 that clear liquor will help...you to forget!

[@elaineberg3095]

This was to close to what happened. Trump had a temper tantrum because all vote counting didn’t stop at midnight on election night. Poor Baby Boss.

[@arsh6027]

Guillermo and Jimmy r the best duo lmao

[@hunger4wonder]

Hahaha tuckers face 😂

[@KyleMatt11]

Wow an oddly accurate forecast Mr. Kimmel

[@kosys5338]

That little girl was just too cute.

[@maggiefranks86]

I'm watching this again in 2021 on the day of day light savings.

[@elishasmith1499]

Weight Watchers gonna drop her 🤣

[@florete2310]

"Jesus Christ", indeed...🤦‍♂️

[@UbetYou2]

Salut! to Guillermo 🙏👍

[@justicechad308]

Jimmy Kimmel is good man ok

[@jaet4018]

"God is Great, beer is good, people are crazy"....Billy Currington song so true