Trump Picks Dr. Oz to Run Medicare and Medicaid

[@sfdntk]

The writers have really gone all out for this final season of America.

[@kensvideos1]

😉🤣🤣💙💙🤣🤣

[@lilys7431]

Well it will still be around just owned fully by corporations. 😂

[@ZenzeroCAM]

Nahhh I think it’s lazy writing to be honest. They’re “flanderising” the whole cast and it’s weird.

[@canadaclaret]

I think they jumped the shark.

[@Marvinmartion]

My thoughts as well! It was fun.

[@JGlaister]

The Marlboro Man for Surgeon General.

[@tcg4111]

I just caught a mosquito I think would be a great trump pick to head the National ZIKA virus community

[@monicawallace-jn8tl]

…with his staff comprised of all of the doctors who endorsed smoking! 😆🫤😵‍💫

[@charlesalan5999]

Don’t be silly! They’ve already announced that it’s going to be Ronald McDonald 🤡

[@norajohnson2367]

And Joe camel as his assistant

[@BrendaVanderwey]

Haha go figure that one. 😂

[@sherinameless1618]

Trump selected Dr Scholl for Secretary of Agriculture because of his experience with corns.

[@bemasaberwyn55]

😂😂

[@c.r.harris]

😂🤣😂🤣Corns, and their close relatives “stinky 🧅 Bunions”😂🤣😂🤣

[@bill-cf6nt]

Let's not forget jobs for Dr. J and Dr. Dre.

[@gyrovids9462]

Dont give him ideas!!!

[@galelascala105]

I read that 10 minutes ago and I'm still laughing. Oh, thank you for that😂

[@Snowkobbie]

Regardless if Matt Gaetz had sex with a minor, the fact that he paid young women for sexual favors at 'sex parties' for a couple of years should disqualify him for the position of Attorney General. Who knows what kind of dirt people might have on him, that could be used as leverage.

[@gracemarotta2769]

Can't be worse than what they have on trump.trump wants people he can black mail

[@petem.3719]

Why hold the AG to such a higher standard than we hold the president? He sure doesn't. We elected an active criminal. Who TF did we expect to accompany a damn mobster?

[@tlyoung88]

I heard he used to be a high school teacher. But he got fired because his office hours were too early. He like to see girls before the first period.

[@KathrynTanner-t8f]

I see your point, but "leverage" doesn't mean much. Nowadays, one can commit crimes, even get convicted of them, fraud, get convicted of THAT, rape, get convicted of THAT, and still get elected as president of the most powerful country in the world. Bright spot: it won't be the most powerful country in the world for long.

[@stephanieadams3747]

"regardless of Gaetz having sex with a minor?". Do you understand that's statutory tape? It's RAPE! SO, there's multiple criminal acts from him RAPING her. Paying someone for sex, no matter their age, is another crime. And keep in mind these occurred at "drug fueled parties." Other than Cialis, what illegal drugs was Gaetz consuming? Cocaine? Meth? Fentanyl? When they said "drug fueled parties" he was probably taking illegal street drugs, and possession and taking those is another crime! GAETZ repeatedly engaged in criminal behavior! He can't be in charge of the top law office!

[@mcst6969]

Every real doctor calling him a charlatan! So, great choice for the circus!

[@chillnophone2024]

🎪

[@JackalMD]

Probably the most prominent charlatan in the world, besides Trump himself.

[@dark14life]

I don't know a single real doctor who actually respects anything that "Dr." Oz has ever said.

[@corbeau-_-]

I was thinking, wasn't doctor a TV title only? Or was that dr phil?

[@sherinameless1618]

Trump's nominee for Treasury Secretary was going to be the late, great Bob Barker until somebody told him what "late" meant.

[@LaraineSchollmann]

Funny but look at this very, very closely.

[@4bschaum]

next one is bernie madoff.. oh...

[@kittyct1829]

Oo maybe it will be the Monopoly Man??

[@RM-ed1if]

No excuses for not being punctual.

[@Michael-tl2yj]

HYPOCRITES EVERY SINGLE ONE OF YOU ARE IGNORANT UNEDUCATED HYPOCRITES

[@peternicholas2393]

BREAKING: President-Elect Trump Nominates Hannibal Lecter To Head School Lunch Program

[@rhokanson8514]

😂

[@dawngeorge5032]

The banality is absurd in its insanity

[@thefisherking78]

Fava beans are actually quite nutritious, so I hear 😏

[@PobortzaPl]

GREAT Hannibal Lecter

[@ThePatrix1879]

At least students will get protein

[@ermanvis7642]

If roles were reversed, the GOP would be apoplectic if the Dems put forward an AG candidate who was rumoured to have jaywalked twenty years ago.

[@lyndsaybrown8471]

The Democratic party itself wouldn't allow it. Biden stepped down from running.

[@Axolotl_Mischief]

The GOP criticizes anyone who sneezes too loud while they're championing a convicted felon.

[@バーンズエリック]

No, no, no. It's perfectly understandable. Don't forget they're hypocrites.

[@dietotaku]

the only standards the GOP has are double standards.

[@KathrynTanner-t8f]

I used to think I was a fairly optimistic person with a good sense of humor. I don't even KNOW myself now. Thanks for keeping on the air and helping us get through this great national depression.

[@elizabethrue2372]

I know it is hard but please do not let them take all your joy.

[@jaycossey850]

Same here in Canada. I can't see how America can ever recover from this moron. He'll just tell everyone that he's greatest ever and they'll believe him. :-(

[@dietotaku]

@@jaycossey850 he's never going to allow us to recover from him. you think guys like this leave power willingly? "When conservatives become convinced that they cannot win democratically, they will not abandon conservatism. They will reject democracy." We're in the endgame now, this election was their final Hail Mary, and they won. They will stop at nothing to exert their will on the American people.

[@pattydemeule3644]

He told people we were a third world country we said stop it we are not. Boy will his people are gonna see what happens when you fill the CC with clowns. They will drive up and we will see a third world country. I'm not ready I'm writing Senators Congress and the President don't throw US away without a fight. I'm working on a new blanket a rainbow, I can still laugh but like US all we are hurting. 🙏🏻for US.

[@ryanpenrod1859]

If it's affecting you that much you should probably take a step back for a while. Take a week off from news, it's not going to change anything except make you a happier person.

[@gingergrant6759]

I still call him the Former disgraced convicted felon president and I always will

[@billh263]

I'm sure he cares....

[@user-xl7fl]

​@billh263 you seem to care for him which is pretty ridiculous 🤣

[@Skootavision]

*impeached ...twice

[@timothyclark-sl4il]

His name is Adolph Shitler!!!

[@shawnhornett]

A badge of honor at this point.

[@jcoopes5604]

We already have a payroll tax for Medicaid/ Medicare, there’s also one for OUR social security. We pay into it, it’s our money, it’s our programs!

[@chillnophone2024]

Not anymore.

[@twilightgardenspresentatio6384]

Now they get it. It was never really ours. We didn’t even choose to pay in. They’re taking it all now.

[@stupidburp]

They stole a trillion dollars from Social Security to bail out the banks during the savings and loan crisis. Most of our national debt is bank bailouts and interest on it. They should pay it back.

[@tomsenft7434]

Do you think that logic will stop the rich from stealing it from us?

[@garymountcastle6657]

Maybe all these designees will learn some new stuff when they take on their new positions.

[@dunbar9finger]

Mehmet Oz doesn't just have no government experience. He also isn't a doctor either. As John Oliver pointed out, when he lost his credentials he isn't doctor Oz anymore but just "some guy named Mehmet."

[@florencemiller7826]

He has no degrees to be a doctor it's just for TV purposes

[@charruz]

He also is another who comes from millionaire status. That's all that matters and that he's a TAK. Trump Ass Kisser. He's an A-TAK dog

[@emtemple100]

Dr. Oz has an MD from Pennsylvania State University, and was licensed to practice in Pennsylvania. While I agree that he's a quack who has promoted fake Covid 19 cures and phony supplements and diet pills, I couldn't find any reports of him losing his license. Trump apparently only knows people who he's seen on TV. PLEASE REPLY AND CORRECT ME IF I'M WRONG. THANKS!

[@alexandradaniele]

Actually, he IS a doctor. He went to the Universty of Pennsylvania Medical School and had excellent training as a cardiothoracic surgery at Columbia University Medical Center (College of Physicians and Surgeons). Unfortunately, he threw it all away to sell snake oil.

[@charruz]

@alexandradaniele He's also of millionaire upbringing. He's so gross

[@rvdb7363]

I thought that the subway in my city was also not cleaned regularly. Until the cleaners went on strike. Then we all saw within hours how much the cleaners actually did.

[@nw4042]

It's pretty amazing the amount of things happening people just don't see. It'll be an eye opener when Trump makes the government not work.

[@malervik4176]

kzbin.info/www/bejne/jITJla2Mnc2WjdE

[@annnee6818]

Yeah

[@annnee6818]

​@@nw4042 will it though?? I think people are too dumb to notice by and large

[@dietotaku]

@@annnee6818 they might notice but they're definitely too dumb to connect the dots. "how come groceries are even more expensive? trump said his tariffs would fix it! it's that damn obama deep state raising the prices isn't it?! this is worse than when obama let 9/11 happen!"

[@Lucky61]

Bernie is so right about Oligarchs in the US.

[@monicawallace-jn8tl]

Robert Reich has also been warning us for years…

[@jaycossey850]

Kleptocracy

[@Infodumptruck]

I called it on my own in college and then when Bernie agreed with me I knew I was onto something

[@Allhaildogmaw]

​@@monicawallace-jn8tlRobert Reich is amazing and one of my favorite people to get the low down on America from. I'm Canadian, but our governments aren't completely bananas.

[@WhippetRun]

@Lucky61 they really do need a better synonym, it's not a roll-off-your-tongue word

[@a88aiello]

The moment the government decided corporations are people we became an oligarchy.

[@lauraturner7048]

No thanks to Mitt Romney!

[@ucantSQ]

Yuuuup. Corporations are people and money is speech. As a supreme court decision, it has staying power. Getting rid of the oligarchy won't be easy.

[@IDONTLIKEMONDAYS-w2h]

The title should read "To RUIN Medicare and Medicaid"...

[@denisefoxcroft8920]

Guess if RFK Jr has to eat Trump burgers 🍔 🤷 there'll always be Dr Oz standing by with a snake oil cure.

[@gerardocordero5788]

Burgers are probably made of road kill. He will be fine.

[@Mondfischli]

...a bowl of crudites a day keeps the doctor away 😂

[@YlecaraOibur]

Ivermectin 😂

[@charlesalan5999]

Isn’t Ivor Mectin going to be the Surgeon General?!

[@tonikelm4461]

🙀🤮

[@nihant5520]

Not-American here. Genuinely wondering how long you guys will be able squeeze humor out of this situation.

[@franblaye9639]

We'll laugh at ANYTHING. Especially the government.

[@jennifertaylor4194]

Till the bitter end...😂

[@chillnophone2024]

As long as it takes. We laugh to keep from crying. Well, us that understand do anyway, we try.

[@ARichardP]

I can’t even laugh anymore. We have become a joke. We can’t keep the republic. Ben Franklin warned us.

[@ecamp6360]

It's all we can do.

[@herstoryswitness]

No wonder my local liquor store is always out of Single Malt

[@LaraineSchollmann]

It is not shocking when you look at this as a strategic play.

[@ps-ic8pm]

Stocking up for four years!

[@Ava02xw]

Trump actually told me personally that his final nominees will be Dr. Seuss and Dr. Pepper for the newly created "Department of Advanced Medical Nutrition", or D.A.M.N. for short😂😂

[@CrazyCatQueen]

WTAF?? I thought Dr. Seuss was gonna be the nominee for the Dept of Education....

[@hannuala-olla4302]

I mean Dr Seuss has been dead for over three decades but I'd still believe Trump really said that.

[@imnotmike]

@@CrazyCatQueen Nah, Dr. Seuss actually had actual expertise in child education. Trump would be more likely to make him secretary of transportation. Then he could help us ride a boat, or he could help us ride a goat, or he could help us ride a train, to escape to Canada from the man who's insane.

[@davidkoepnick4314]

@@imnotmike😂

[@blueice35270]

🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@WilliesGarden]

I remember "Department of Government Efficency"! It's the exact same thing that was in George Orwell's masterpiece "1984".

[@lennylyons777]

Ahh 1984 a good year! Tigers won the World Series and didn’t burn down the city 😊

[@mariegumpel4955]

😢

[@afreaknamedallie1707]

​@@lennylyons777 missed the point entirely didn't you

[@littleredchucks2758]

It is fascinating watching the fall of Rome in real time

[@Thom4ES]

Shell short

[@Rose-p5m1v]

Rome fell from corruption within. Sound familiar?

[@michaelginever732]

Or the rise of the third reich. People either don't know history or don't recognise when they are reliving it eh?

[@vvs25]

Yeah that happened 4 years ago when biden got in and started shaking hands with dead people and started 3 wars

[@hectorbelarmino6457]

I was just pondering about that yesterday

[@lizbluth]

A majority approve… this country is cooked.

[@mariegarside8830]

I need to check the definition of majority approval.

[@mapples007]

The majority of those who voted. One third of Americans didn't vote. THEY are the problem. They are ones that would watch Hitler rise to power and say nothing.

[@petem.3719]

The same clueless cohort from Nov. 5, not finished googling "What's a tariff?". . They wake up when their own ass gets bitten, not before.

[@mc76]

It's a plurality. Trump will finish below 50% for the third straight election.

[@dunbar9finger]

They are the same people who voted for him. If they were ignorant enough not to know the bad shit he has done before they are also ignorant enough not to know how disastrous his picks for cabinet are. Duhhh that Dr Oz guy sounds like an expert on the teever so I won't bother checking if he's actually a doctor like he says. I'll just assume he's a good pick...."

[@joshuaohuka7719]

0:11 what exactly is America approving of in this job... What's wrong with this country...

[@aprivera103105]

I think for a lot of us it is gallows humor. Plenty of us no longer trust or will answer polls seriously. FWIW, I wasn't asked

[@jasonbaugher2464]

To be fair, the answers come from people who respond, "Why yes! I do have time to answer some questions from a stranger in the street/on the phone!"

[@fdrstan]

It’s become a cesspool of charlatans and lowlifes.

[@dietotaku]

@@jasonbaugher2464 but i love answering surveys and polls, they just never call me... i guess they didn't like when i answered that "the democrat worships satan and eats aborted fetuses" makes me more likely to vote for her...

[@adammatthews6733]

Still so funny to pick two heads of an efficiency department

[@redscratch585]

Musk references Judge Dredd with zero awareness it's a satire about fascism...

[@chillnophone2024]

...maybe.

[@vendora1]

which is why i keep saying elon isnt a genius just a kid that got money from his daddy

[@ryanpenrod1859]

@@vendora1 I just laugh right in their face when I hear someone call Musk a genius. They usually don't like it.

[@Oneshot8242]

​@@ryanpenrod1859But he plays one on TV!

[@avro-day]

​@@vendora1he went to a great school, had connections and money, made more connections and money 💰 His first business was helping a tech inclined friend get special banking access to the Bank of Nova Scotia, to create an online payment platform. He just so happened to go to school with a top official at the bank.

[@elliotjones3503]

We were killed during covid. We all got sent to hell

[@nyceflix]

So we're all living out Lost?

[@Marvinmartion]

I want to wake up!

[@danielbyington5259]

This explains the fat girl in my bed every morning.

[@twilightgardenspresentatio6384]

We gotta fukin live through this. We can’t let them win. The Nazis need to be kept from their violent, bigoted goals a century after their last plan started.

[@charlesalan5999]

I knew this all couldn’t be real!!

[@CatJabZ]

Thank you all for giving us some laughs before amrageddon.

[@FreddyWestside]

Just wait until he picks Herschel Walker for Director of HUD

[@TheDanishGuyReviews]

Herschel will have to fight Hannibal Lecter for the position.

[@vonneely1977]

Anna Chapman for CIA director!

[@WaliJpresents]

Shhh! 🤫🤫🤫He might hear you!🫣🫣🫣

[@CAP198462]

Department of Agriculture, he’s got experience with Cowboys.

[@richardrobbins387]

Kid Rock head of the CDC. (just kidding, that won't exist)

[@Racheroni05]

Bernie has always been on the right side of power. The Democrats need to adopt his talking points and policies. His message resonates more with the working class and exposes the true issues in how the government is malfunctioning.

[@malalexanderBZ]

Dr. Oz said that all Americans should pay for their insurance Medicare and Medicaid and government should’nt help pay for it. The American tax payer paid in to everything that the government distribute back to Americans through Social Security, Medicare and Medicaid. Which belongs to Americans people. We are taxed by every business/store we go to, we pay taxes on property, income tax and much much more. Dr. Oz, will force all veterans, disabled people, over 62 elderly, low income people and others to return back to work just to pay private insurance for all our coverages. (Unlikely they would be higher) Most people are on low income as is and may not survive working at this old age due to health reason. I think Trump needs to rethink Dr. OZ and RFK jr. positions. Neither one of them are capable to run these positions and it appears they want to run Americans in to the ground🤷🏻‍♀️ Many believe that Americans will rebel against unfit leaders.

[@BabsKaz]

The evil WEF depopulation plan. The elite hate us useless eaters.

[@mkorobkin9033]

Dr Oz?!!! LOL LOL LOL. That's one of the stupidest things I've ever heard. He's a liar and totally misrepresented products as cures. He's a liar. It's like the Ex, loser prez nominated people based on his TV watching schedule. You Republicans... an interesting group.

[@Dan-ri9hw]

That’s what trump ones he wants to bleed the government dry and enrich himself and billionaires. He doesn’t care if he destroys the government as long as it makes him and all his buddies richer

[@WildFlower-Novels]

Most people that qualify for Medicaid are disabled and can not go to work. Removing these programs as well as the ACA will be a death sentence for millions

[@LateNightwithStudBuyers]

.... you think tfg needs to rethink these choices? you think he believes they are good for the people??? just what in tf have you seen to make you think this is an ACCIDENT or a MISTAKE?? tfg hates you, he hates me, none of this is accidental, my friend.

[@LunaryxDiarmait]

All of the money in the world can't buy you a brain.

[@Smw006]

Nor a heart.

[@MikeDelaney-g7s]

Feeling for our neighbors to the south. Going to be a rough 4 years if it makes it that far.

[@kellylundy5115]

Can Michigan rejoin Canada? We didn't all vote for Trump! You'd gain some Lake Michigan shoreline, the Upper Peninsula, Mackinac Island, Hell and Paradise...

[@garfield2439]

We won't. I think we are done for

[@John_Demarco]

There will be "caravans" at your southern border soon enough. Hopefully you treat them better than we did.

[@susanbrown4891]

Thank you so much, Seth. We appreciate you more with every happy moment we spend on your show with you and your crew.💌

[@williamanderson9789]

Does Elon Musk: A) Not understand that the whole point of Judge Dredd is that he's the brutal enforcer of a fascist dystopia in which freedom has explicitly been sacrificed wholesale to enable a violent system of summary justice? B) Absolutely understand that, which is why he's so excited about it?

[@kittyct1829]

It's B

[@franblaye9639]

​@@kittyct1829 definitely B. Remember, Elon grew up in apartheid South Africa.

[@Nancyr-x8o]

he likes to take a walk on the wild side sometimes

[@vendora1]

the answer is B

[@terrybird993]

THE CORRUPTION?! I AM THE CORRUPTION!!!

[@redjacemory4404]

The Dark Idiocracy begins...

[@RogerLewis-ey2tt]

The dark goth idiocracy

[@Chefmattcraft]

I'm so sorry - From a Canadian

[@MaryGruman]

Can we come live there too😢

[@Newmoon_acc]

Is there any serious person in the cabinet or all hyped up idiots?

[@mertellatait9050]

😂

[@LunaryxDiarmait]

All overpaid idiots.

[@Miss_Distress]

@@mertellatait9050I think you know the answer

[@ManderzArl]

Integrity and virtue is not on their list of qualifications. Shady business and greed is their go to. They're not for the American people, they're after the hard earned money by the American people.

[@roberthack8649]

Nah, there's some doped up idiots too

[@MirrodenKaneda]

Dude's picking his cabinet during his TV time while he's on the couch! All like " HEY! We need THAT GUY! Yeah! The Guy from channel 3004! Get him as Attorney General!" Next thing you know he's gonna be tryna pick Elmer Fudd for Secretary of The Department of Fish and Game and Rick from The Walking Dead as Director of the CDC.

[@RogerLewis-ey2tt]

(dammit, don't give him ideas! Lol!!)

[@marktully7755]

couch hell - the toilet

[@sherinameless1618]

I liked the MSNBC/Warby Parker joke, but you showed Joe Scarborough in the graphic; he will actually be moving to MSNewsmax.

[@eidolon232]

Those nominations only make sense for someone that is trying to rule the world out of a volcanic lair.

[@petem.3719]

From here on out, I will refer to the WH as the lair. Or, perhaps, the outhouse.

[@sherinameless1618]

That reminds me: where is Dr. Evil in the new administration?

[@gaillouise8310]

Didn't Oprah bring Dr. Oz and Dr. Phil to the public forum? Thanks Oprah!!!

[@Democracyorbust]

And promoted Hillbilly Vanilli’s book.

[@florencemiller7826]

She probably gave them the title of doctor too, because neither one of them are a DOCTOR, of any capacity

[@John_Demarco]

And Sylvia Brown too. So many con artists.

[@daniellem466]

“Dr.” Phil will lead the new Department of Gaslighting.

[@LaraineSchollmann]

He is adding loyalists. It is to gain power over these departments. Then the ax will then fall.

[@kittyct1829]

This is exactly it

[@peternicholas2393]

Yeah no kidding, +1 Insightful

[@vendora1]

thats the plan specifically the project 2025 plan which trump said he knew nothing about

[@karlsenula9495]

After working the fry stand i am surprised he didn't nominate Ronald McDonald for a cabinet position ... Yet.

[@michaelyaziji]

A year ago I renounced my US citizenship. The unexpected psychic relief of NOT feeling that this circus is MY circus makes me smile every day.

[@weremuppet7625]

It's a small comfort until one realizes that the US is greatly entwined with the fate of world economy and stability. We might not get hit by the worst factors of a second Trump presidency but it will affect everyone in some negative form, one way or another.

[@michaelyaziji]

@ Hey dude, don’t kill my buzz. 😝

[@Kutal_kh2jo]

Your surname is Turkish. Are you a Turk?​@@michaelyaziji

[@elisabethop]

OMG. How the F was this able to happen???!!!!

[@Aroooyo]

It’s so depressing

[@バーンズエリック]

'How'? The people who voted for Trump and the people who didn't vote at all. Also liberal politicians, liberal businesses & liberal media who have ceded the geographical center of America to the republican party and the 'religious' right.

[@John_Demarco]

We allowed this to happen. For decades we allowed religion to become entwined with politics to create a violent angry cult. We allowed lies and propaganda to flood our media with no consequences. We allowed our highest politicians to commit crimes and even treason. We watched the Alt-Right grow as our friends and family members became indoctrinated. We watched all of this happen in realtime, for decades. We all saw it coming and we did nothing to stop it. We did not protect our Democracy and it was taken from us as we watched.

[@peterbathum2775]

Its Winter for Trutler in America. cue Putin to put his hand in and make trump dance to their best buddy song

[@kryscopeland]

Heading to an oligarchy? Oh, Bernie, sweetie, we are already there.

[@pa8w]

If Epstein would be still alive he would be in that cabinet too.

[@Puffsdad]

Director of youthful excursions?

[@lynnebucher6537]

​@@PuffsdadDirector of child trafficking.

[@elliotjones3503]

I wonder what the closing theme for the finale of "America" will be. Probably "Entry of the Gladiators"

[@ecamp6360]

Or OMG?

[@Oneshot8242]

Let's keep it traditional, what did they play on the Titanic? But with Drumpf guitars.

[@John_Demarco]

Probably a Kid Rock song.

[@ecamp6360]

@@Oneshot8242 "Nearer My God to Thee" is the one we hear most about.

[@sparkythancztwise]

I loved how Seth introduced "A Closer Look" while saying "Closer" in a notably different way.

[@kittyct1829]

I feel like he is casting some weird reality show where the least loyal person will be tossed into a tank filled with sharks with lasers on their heads each week.

[@KesselRunner606]

I used to think Idiocracy was a goofy comedy. I never thought it would be a dystopian nightmare horror, more prescient than 1984.

[@Stoicisbetter]

Gaetz looks more and more like Jim Carrey in the Mask, but not as good.

[@roberthowell7095]

Or the sick sex pervert Glenn Quagmire from Family Guy.

[@jacquelineleitch7050]

The actual Joker who doesn’t need a mask.

[@gugurupurasudaikirai7620]

He looks more like Butthead. Need to fill another position with a Beavis look alike

[@jaycossey850]

I thought that was Wayne Newton (same plastic surgeon)

[@Alcagaur1]

I was almost certain that, just for its FUosity, Drumpf would put Rick "The opening P is silent" Scott, Florida's record-breaking defrauder of Medicare in charge of that.

[@AntiKaren_Karen]

Are they serious, and that there is actually a pole about approval of his job as president elect? And even more concerning, people approve of these cabinet nominations?!?? If true, there really is no hope for America.

[@julianheller9369]

to be fair, the nominations still need to be approved by the senate, and its unlikely that all of them get through, even some republicans have voiced their concern about some of the nominees, especially the sex dude

[@LinhLe-cc9of]

Poll

[@julianheller9369]

@@LinhLe-cc9ofhope that made you feel better about yourself, I'd love to see you speak other people's language flawlessly

[@johannesnicolaas]

The present state of USA is even worse then Germany in 1933. Hitler never had a majority in parliament. TR*** has. And now my time has come to start praying. A noveen. So bad it is.

[@disc0pat1]

There is plenty of opposition. Join it!

[@RicSandblom]

Hitler didn’t have nukes.

[@joylastname3035]

I come from a country with very bad and incompetent government, so in a way, I'm kind of prepared for this. Ppl who have never known what an unchecked government is about are about to have a rude awakening. You think only the ppl you don't like will suffer? 😂 When it pours, we will all be drenched. That's that "good" thing about a bad government. Even the ppl who voted for it will suffer.

[@anbu1325]

I read the title as "Trump picks Dr. Oz to Run Mediocre and Medieval"

[@RogerLewis-ey2tt]

So much more accurate...

[@kwajosarfo3172]

This season’s finale of ‘This is America’ will be sick. We are watching from outside

[@gmun2248]

Sick as in cool, or sick as in Return of the Hunger Games?

[@aprilyanko4930]

If the kids are at the hall of presidents when their parents are at knott’s, those kids have bigger problems than boredom 😅

[@4DSCdude]

Hulk Hogan doesn't actually rip the shirt into two pieces, he just tears the front. it remains 1 piece.

[@marigoldsthemovie7688]

Correction: The Hall of Presidents is not at Knotts Berry nor is it in California. It’s at the Magic Kingdom in Florida

[@AC3handle]

I was kinda wondering about that. I remember seeing the building back in 2014, though I can't remember if I ever went through it.

[@Compgeek86]

There's a replica of Philadelphia's independence hall at knott's berry farm, but you're right, no hall of presidents

[@franblaye9639]

Also @ Disneyland in CA. That's where Walt created audio-animatromics. Might be gone now, I haven't been to Disneyland in years.

[@imnotmike]

@@franblaye9639 I went to Disneyland in California around 2004 and there was no Hall of Presidents.

[@hipsville]

There used to be a hall of presidents at Disneyland in the late 60s-70s until they moved it to Florida. Recently they brought back great moments with Mr Lincoln.

[@getrealnow73]

tha ball hitting Musks stomach was a riot

[@garfield2439]

All the idiots that voted for him. This is still unbelievable to me. 😢😢😢😢 . We are so screwed!😭😭😭

[@betsyjohnson9699]

I worked an overnight at Hall of Presidents and got to watch the morning test show at the end of my shift. That show is hilarious at 6:00 am when you’ve been up all night and everyone’s throwing out jokes

[@DoctorJoanieTool]

WHAAAATTT? Trump has only gotten worse and the horrors have only become clearer in the last two weeks. This is a literal nightmare.

[@dianevanweelie5233]

The horrors have only become clearer in the last 2 weeks? Where have you been?

[@peternicholas2393]

Nope, still figurative.

[@whocares2087.1]

This is what you voted for. There is nobody else to blame.

[@disc0pat1]

I didn't!

[@RobinGooskens]

But the people that voted for this don't object and don't try to blame anyone else.

[@Arete37]

The Reps will blame the damn libs for everything, still. They'll find a way. My brother the Trumper is laughing at the "libs' tears." Let's see how he's laughing in a year.

[@fishsupper1263]

Wait a year. When America is down the drain. The maga morons will still blame Biden.

[@ryanpenrod1859]

The ones who voted for this are FUCKING LOVING IT, believe me.

[@christineherrmann205]

A majority of voters approve? WHO ARE THESE VOTERS?!?

[@RogerLewis-ey2tt]

Members of the oligarchy. Not any of us.

[@disc0pat1]

And lazy uninformed voters.

[@monicawallace-jn8tl]

The deplorable ones…

[@farengirma5831]

If half your country is counting on Medicare and medicaid why on earth would they vote against their own interests…

[@TimeTraveler-2099]

Green Day American Idiot as true then as now.

[@douglashenry6996]

Oz certainly won't be leading us down a yellow brick road. More like a deeper swamp.

[@helenryan5217]

I thought the Republican argument for privatizing government functions was to save money. But Dr. Oz's plan calls for increasing payroll taxes to pay for his new privatized version of Medicare. How is this an improvement for the average American?

[@sachadee.6104]

IT's NOT !! My guess is that either he will be the CEO of this new privatized version of Medicare or will be receiving serious kick backs OR he (and Dump) will be receiving kick backs from all large companies for not having to pay into Medicare for their workers anymore.

[@brianward7231]

I've never been happier to have moved to Canada.

[@Puffsdad]

I’ve heard there is a possibility of a swing to the right there as well.

[@Candace-Loves]

"It's like his entire cabinet was selected by a kid who was home sick with the flu."......the accuracy.

[@epb8070]

Remember this is what America wanted

[@franblaye9639]

Not all of America, just barely most. Trump had 49.8%, Harris 49.2%.

[@vendora1]

you can thank the white women and latino men

[@WildFlower-Novels]

Less than 50% is not all of America

[@epb8070]

@@WildFlower-Novels yeah but enough people voted for him to put him in office...it's a little too late to say "I didn't know" or to have regrets

[@epb8070]

@franblaye9639 what you're talking about is the popular vote and in this country that really doesn't matter

[@markrugman5577]

Idiocracy wasn't a film but a documentary.

[@maisonneuve]

Thank you Seth

[@DeathByRabbit]

Biden: "Float like a butterfly, sting like a bee, Jack!"

[@TwithGazz]

I thought Dr OZ thing was a joke. OMG you guys are screwed. Soz.

[@grannygigglesandyouwilltoo]

Another SNAKE OIL SALESMAN-“Well, another NICE MESS you’ve gotten me into, Ollie”….

[@markstevenson6635]

Fine

[@lizstjohn01]

🎉CORRECTION🎉 Seth, is no one going to make a joke about the irony of TWO secretaries of DOGE?

[@magichwoo]

How can you approve on a job that he isn't doing yet? People are truly stupid.

[@peterbathum2775]

keep all the live tape so we can just cut and paste idiocracy 2

[@Debrahaynes1]

I'm retired at 47, went from Grace to Grace. This video here reminds me of my transformation from a nobody to good home, honest wife and 35k biweekly and a good daughter full of love ❤️

[@DavedMore]

HOW !! I know it's possible , I would appreciate if you show me how to go about it .

[@Debrahaynes1]

It's Laura Lee Fair doing she changed my life. A BROKER- like her is what you need.

[@Debrahaynes1]

$_700k and yet still counting on Laura Lee Fair is the kind of person one needs in his or her life to be honest❤️❤️❤️>>>>

[@TerryGopal]

😱Sounds familiar, I have heard her name on several occasions.. and both her success stories in the wall Street journal

[@fjb-m6c]

Laura Lee Fair

[@mohakgautam4832]

I watched Idiocracy an year ago and I laughed out loud 😂 I watched it again 2 days ago and I laughed out loud nervously 😅

[@lashendawest7509]

Good morning seth meyers fans

[@NachosAndNecromancy]

Long time watcher. First time Jackal. My husband would like me to point out that the "crane" at 2:07 is in fact a manlift. A JLG Manlift to be more specific. Thank you for your time, Seth. I don't blame you. Have a good night. :)

[@jn1ty]

Isn't it funny that MTG isn't weird enough to be in the Trump cabinet? He picks the goofiest people he can and MTG isn't goofy enough.

[@huangjun_art]

So now we have: Dr. Oz from the Dr. Oz Show, Linda McMahon from the WWE, Pete Hegseth from Fox & Friends, and Matt Gaetz from Law & Order: SVU.

[@davidkoepnick4314]

So Trump has nominated a TV doctor to be in charge of Medicare and Medicaid. What’s next? Dr. Phil for the head of the National Institute of Mental Health?

[@EllenCPickle]

Seth you are one of the few shows that got me through the first 4 nightmare years, can you do it again?

[@ashembers]

Can we all start referring to it as the Department of Government Efficiency Department?

[@jedtheye1470]

His high-pitched backyard football comment at 6:56 (“Chad, Chad”) sounds a bit like Jimmy Stewart.

[@anitacrumbly]

just got out of the hospital and i come to you for the laughs and not only do i get that but you are so based seth! thank you for not mincing words and standing up for people like me working class, sick and a queer woman of color because whatever happens it's usually people in my community that get hit hardest by these bogus changes and appointments.

[@abarfriedrich5027]

I sure needed those laughs. Thanks a lot 😀🌻🌻🌻

[@ingmo9]

Keep going Seth! ❤️

[@lynnebucher6537]

So who's going to be appointed to run the Ministry of Silly Walks?

[@85jacob85]

The Biden fighting Jake Paul joke was more tired than I am🍂

[@endopoth7]

I’m in Brooklyn and it’s pouring. What drought? 😂

[@tempestous-i3k]

And the sun was shining today...must be summer...hah hah emoji

[@endopoth7]

@@tempestous-i3k still cold out

[@aoshifo]

That's not water

[@endopoth7]

@ I don’t live under anything. So what is pouring from the sky for miles and miles lol

[@aoshifo]

@@endopoth7ohhhh, you don't wanna know 😅

[@helenak.5762]

Love you, Seth❣️