Trump Robert Deniro Debate - Cumtown Podcast

[@jonredcorn862]

This has aged even better

[@ChessQuestionMark]

he swept

[@popmmog-7]

@@ChessQuestionMark whilst talking about his fears of windmills, hannibal lecter, and giving some fantastic analogies about boats and batteries and sharks or whatever in gods name he was waffling about that day.

[@ChessQuestionMark]

@@popmmog-7 you look at Anthony Hopkins he's not even a cannibal

[@ZipFigler]

@@popmmog-7I think we can admit both candidates(and now president elect) and the sitting president do their fair share of non sensical rambling. It’s just both sides ignore their persons bs. Atleast Trumps funny about it, Kamala sounds like a wine drunk auntie and Biden isn’t funny to watch in a sad way, guy belongs in a home.

[@popmmog-7]

@ well im not going to disagree with the fact that all those mfs use jargon and ramble but when it comes to trump that shit is just either insane or downright dangerous. mf will say ‘immigrants are poisoning our blood’ like fucking hitler one day and then another day he’ll be talking about horseshit like south and central americans flooding into our country from insane asylums (bc no one has told him what seeking asylum means) and say shit like ‘the late great hannibal lecter, what a guy he’d like to have a friend for dinner’ and will just move on like nothing happened. biden will just stutter and fumble his words and kamala will talk about her mom or some shit for ten minutes. theres a stark difference in cognition and rhetoric.

[@JesterUK2]

"fuck that would suck" -Stav on being genocided

[@orbitprodutions]

We’re those premium episodes? I wonder if you can still find them

[@sayLeotardbutsayitChinese]

Hell yeah nice anime pfp stop trying to distract me with sexiness

[@JesterUK2]

Forgive me, Mr President@@sayLeotardbutsayitChinese

[@itsv1p3r]

One of his more philosophical takes

[@maknavickas]

It’s kinda gay to get genocide am I right fellas?

[@CuteHarajukuBoy]

ROBERT DE NIRO: GAY AND NOT ITALIAN

[@ZeranZeran]

11:19

[@jujucrock14]

His real name is William Wilhelm.

[@sirloin7633]

Just like me.

[@Levipaulsen]

There's my next bumper sticker

[@benjaminseeman5826]

Frontline is going to get another Peabody award for this hard hitting expose.

[@jimbodice2672]

This is the best podcast of all time.

[@dt90891]

Truly was. Not like that piece of shit TAFS

[@jrmungandr]

Cool it with the anti-Semitic remarks

[@jrnyc8868]

Cool it big guy

[@Arminsaf2]

@@jrmungandrcan’t be anti semitic if ur gay

[@hughlion1817]

Hell yeah dude

[@alnage]

I can’t believe they predicted this

[@BigBigBigJeff]

I'm listening to it again and it's glorious

[@chrisrunsthis]

Holy shit lmao

[@DanZupanc]

i was looking for this comment 😂

[@DanZupanc]

also i’m gay

[@simonaperfect]

Life imitates art

[@lduff155]

This has aged well.

[@fakeaccountzs]

Booby D as replacement for Joey B in the debates

[@sponkmcdonk3898]

Yea

[@TurtleeyTY]

Aged VERY well, did you see the megalopolis Q&A???

[@batistasmith5565]

Yeah I can't believe he came out as gay AND not Italian.

[@thatonescrambler]

Yes it has

[@chrishustle7634]

Joe Biden getting in trumps face and saying “do something” is a highly underrated bit

[@gabethrg8]

This bit is becoming reality, holy shit

[@sponkmcdonk3898]

the simulation stealing bits

[@timmteller871]

How what happened?

[@Ni66otFa66er]

​@@timmteller871de Niro loves Biden

[@SylvanasWindrunnerResurrected]

@@timmteller871 Robert De Niro is gay and not italian

[@asfdaigjusadjfepijfadf]

There was a gays for trump guy at a press conference yesterday and trump said "you dont look gay" as a complement. Literally like the anderson cooper part of the bit lmao

[@unhhgcrxexhjvuvujchcrzwzwz7956]

9:38 the bit where trump praises Anderson cooper might be one of the funniest bits I’ve heard

[@itsv1p3r]

Dont say that about yourself

[@unhhgcrxexhjvuvujchcrzwzwz7956]

@@TonyBustaronivery classic stav bit

[@ottomuniz3621]

You’re a good guy 😂

[@lambdaweaponscache5394]

“I understand we’ve had our differences but your a good guy!”

[@haveagreatday6952]

Come onnnn. The rest is golden that bit is tired. Played out even.

[@reeflab2221]

Who’s here today when De Niro spoke about trump during jury deliberations. Historic

[@MichaelJohnson-zg5gp]

Me

[@MrVlogman101]

Even better now

[@nathanjones5012]

sir a 35th plane …

[@ns6438]

I'm coming back here after he won again. This is why he got the vote.

[@popmmog-7]

because he talks about nonsense for tens of minutes on end? i think you just might be right about that one.

[@pusaywolfgacha9912]

@@popmmog-7 genuinely though, quantity over quality. The people who care to listen to what Trump has to say dont mind if it sounds rough or off the cuff in fact they like that quality of his, and the people who dont like him wont listen at all. Trump really be winning just saying nonsense vs biden/harris saying nothing at all.

[@popmmog-7]

@@pusaywolfgacha9912 every time ive heard him speak i listen to every word that exits his mouth and hardly does anything he says ever make sense. im not sure why youre deluding yourself into believing bullshit but be my guest i could give a rats ass what you believe or dont.

[@jrmungandr]

"A thirty-fifth plane has..."

[@niveajones6400]

Had to come listen again post debate

[@moistnar]

It's insane how by the 8 minute mark this bit is already an all-timer and then it just goes on for another 12 minutes

[@yaoloh8302]

every cumtown episode featuring nick's trump impression is an all-time banger

[@greatblueharen]

The fact that I paused this video in order to watch a 90 minute documentary on Bridgestone Tire in Liberia just because Nick recommended it.

[@AntonioTheythemanato]

Also you're gay

[@drmantistoboggan2870]

Fuck 😂 i did that with MSSP when shane mentioned the "theres something wrong with aunt diane" doco

[@coRliX4k]

​@@drmantistoboggan2870 bro i lowkey hate how many times that one pops up... crazy that shit happened from a tooth

[@Beetlegeuse715]

I've heard this soo many times and damn it aged perfectly and can get circulated again now 4 years later

[@Me-uv6kc]

And another 4 years

[@alstorp1008]

The synchronized "mhm" is crazy 0:17

[@dislikebutton8285]

Yep

[@AndrewBarsky]

I’m here for the second go around of Trump making memes and accidentally running for president.

[@intruative]

"a 35th plane" lmfao

[@wah666]

This literally just happened lmao

[@Ch33ziTzsk8R]

AND NOW THIS MAKES SENSE!!!

[@comeontars]

Listening to this after an ep of TAFS is depressing

[@af02271]

Wdym? Haven't listened to TAFS, is it better or worse than cum town?

[@ryanwood6006]

So true:(

[@samsca8529]

Things change

[@ZeranZeran]

@@samsca8529 things gay

[@gmailistrash4094]

​@@ZeranZeranThings inmyass

[@joshuapannell8131]

6:34 basically what happened

[@thedude3803]

Literally watch this on election night lol

[@jirden]

49.9% is not 100%

[@PauloHernandezXD]

@@jirdenawwwww,..... so literal.... awwwww

[@jirden]

@@PauloHernandezXD and he already went back on his promise to lower grocery prices. HAHAHAHAHAHAHA

[@jirden]

@ I love that you have to attack Biden instead of defend Trump. Just goes to show you bozos don’t actually believe in what he is. Pathetic, really

[@fearan9406]

Deniro crying again, always brings me back here

[@harrydavey9884]

He really is a pathetic, short and insecure little loser 😂

[@jirden]

Where do you righties keep seeing his supposed meltdowns? I’m actively going out of my way to find it right now and not coming up with much.

[@PauloHernandezXD]

@@jirdenthe left cannot meme, LMFAOXD

[@petetownshend5297]

I think the guys need to make a movie about getting the crew together for one more job/score

[@alecgarcia9196]

What’s even more funny is this video puts recommendations for actual new videos about trump. Ctown is mainstream.

[@okaysure69]

"Thousands and thousands of dollars every time they had to say cut"

[@KnoxWheelerJr]

Basically a South Park episode but funnier

[@SherryNiles1312]

Keeping those alive thank you

[@conor7154]

Stav’s trump impression is awful

[@ernstthalmann4306]

Makes it better tho

[@inlander.wentruz]

@@ernstthalmann4306 trump impressions are a horseshoe theory thing. Shitty ones and accurate ones are hilarious, mediocre late night talkshow host ones suck.

[@jacquesdeburgo2878]

Yeah as if Nick's is so great

[@LonJoop]

He has the cadence down not so much the pitch.

[@Michael-x8r4u]

@@jacquesdeburgo2878 "You do just the bare minimum impression of someone. And then you add 'I'm gay.' That's the recipe." - Nick, Tucker Carlson Gay Bit

[@dinkules]

'from the office of accountability or the post office or something' got me good

[@BranGrizz]

**Nick saying the most unhinged manic shit ever** Adam and stav: mhm

[@mattmmilli8287]

capri suns literally made me spit water 😂😂😂😂😂😂such a random adlib

[@devansnider7793]

Dont say that about yourself, Anderson

[@berniemacdonald8026]

Listening to this now is like a flashback to decades ago when I was straight

[@asinglesalmon]

first cumtown bit I ever heard, great memory

[@welfaiewfb8802]

my first cumtown bit was when homer joins the alt right

[@benjaminseeman5826]

Wait till you hear disclaimer guy

[@Kokoalen]

Yeah, same here. I remember sitting in my chair, scrolling through KZbin for PlayStation, as a straight man. And there it was, this video. And now? Suckin' coke for cock, or and cock for coke. I'm ruined. Also, I'm gay too, in case you didn't know.

[@ImageLimestone]

Love that memory.

[@brovid-19]

How the fuck does this podcast die and JRE flourishes?

[@Jonboi-jh3xc]

No appreciation for high art

[@jj947]

Because JRE is for straight people

[@starblade1]

The world just wasn't ready for the truth...

[@rocketsocks3116]

Because Stav thought it was holding him back. Now he tries to act like an intellectual with people like Hasan Piker and pretend he has any talent besides being a human laugh track for Nick.

[@jd3666]

Because Joe uses Alpha Brain! "Alpha Brain is a blah blah blah thing that I blah blah blah when I shoot an elk!!!"

[@crazymage9636]

Art eventually imitating life

[@memoryhero]

Stav's laugh heals.

[@WORLDCRUSHER9000]

TONIGHT ON FRONTLINE, ROBERT DE NIRO: GAY AND NOT ITALIAN

[@UnlockTheblock55]

Quasimodo predicted this

[@binarystar300]

That's Nostradamus! Quasimodo is the Hunchback of Notre Dame!

[@harrydavey9884]

​@@binarystar300you never pondered that? Hunchback and Quarterback of Notre Dame?

[@stevelibby6852]

I can't stop listening to this one. The counter has to be off.

[@AJordan44-]

Thank you, Luffy

[@JamesCard-u1s]

The first 30 seconds of this one was wild

[@BigBigBigJeff]

This bit is hilarious every single time

[@Tunkkis]

What a coincidence, I am also gay and not Italian.

[@BaconLover100]

this one is a fucking gem

[@dnjn4575]

Took 4 years but he is still going to win

[@DoritoWorldOrder]

LOL Nick fantasizing that Joe Biden could beat Trump in a fist fight 🤣🤣🤣

[@kevincullen6627]

TONIGHT:Robert Deniro, Gay and Not Italian

[@cdot.]

need to make this a skit as soon as possible

[@ghoulinthegraveyard399]

Would we say that the craft table has the famous Robbie De Niro house dressing available.😎🤟

[@Abraxas0365]

How is Stave even able to have a career without Nick?

[@JustinCerutti-r5l]

Well

[@jabrokneetoeknee6448]

Nah as I listen to them again I realize that Stav’s rejoinders actually kept Nick sharp

[@Abraxas0365]

@jabrokneetoeknee6448 that's true but his stand up is boring af.

[@specialknees6798]

Nick is a much funnier person, but Stav is a better comedian and more charismatic

[@Abraxas0365]

@@specialknees6798 Stavs stand up bores me

[@kai-in1xt]

Robert De Niro’s dad left his mom when Robert was 2 because he was gay. Huh, kinda reminds me of me.

[@obietrice2309]

This is true

[@autumnparkblvd]

Black people at the barbershop be like: I want a telephone

[@CatNerfer3000]

11:23

[@carlanderton3rd]

Gay & not Italian!

[@deezn8tes]

Nickrodamus predicted this

[@deanmarshallshalabi]

0:45 missed opportunity for "slam-a-guy" (samurai)

[@notinspectorgadget]

It got real depressing for like 25 seconds at the end, but then it pivoted back to Robert De Niro being Gay and Not Italian.

[@macncheese2392]

Their greatest bit.

[@TrueGrandImperial]

this is true,

[@itsv1p3r]

7:00 rare callback to jim from fondillac wisconsin

[@paulfroelich1024]

8:25 Shout-out Barton Springs, I live nearby, which is gay.

[@gavinmullet688]

Never been there but it sounds pretty gay

[@wormwoodcocktail]

4:40 YOU TELL ME ANDERSON COOPER

[@tommybaybee00]

Robert De Niro was the actual culprit

[@nailil5722]

this is exactly what just happened lol

[@manny7289]

Love in the begnning when Adam and Stav "mhm"d at the same time

[@chriskolb3105]

This clip made my shit gay.

[@Bansell262]

‘It’s going to be so funny when he wins…’ in 2024

[@mohirender]

The answer is not necessarily

[@CinoThoughtExperiment]

I still can’t believe stav rode mullens genius for years just to somehow be more popular after he left cumtown with a fraction of the humor

[@johngojcevic8731]

Nicks standup isn’t as funny as his

[@rockzen8050]

Well nick does not have plants in the audience to play into his dumb fake bs oh is anyone here in xyz situation and yet some guy is like oh me! the fact you cant tell those who are in the crowed feeding stav lol funny feeding stave, yes feeding him bs crowd interjection lol nicks last stand up murders all stavs lol that being said stav was a great addition and Adam straight up is garbage dudes not funny but once in 4 eps, and does a annoying Goi voice or tries to sound like he has a deeper voice no wonder his last 3 gfs cucked him lmao @@johngojcevic8731

[@chucklefuck]

Crowdwork standup only kills these days because people are starved for social interaction

[@johngojcevic8731]

@@chucklefuck well nicks standup is just straight up not that funny but that’s just my opinion. And considering the state of TAFS I don’t know why people get angry at Stav

[@costcoexecutivemember]

Nicks special was fantastic you straight heterosexual hockey playing queers

[@TheSolidSnakeOil]

Ironic.

[@elliotjanzen5326]

So fucking nostalgic

[@vampmode9132]

3:58 onwards is so good lmao

[@sirtnfol8476]

the air...

[@물고기소년]

cumtown unironically was the stav and nick show

[@bort42]

7:10 this is so spot on lmao

[@ChrisWEEZ]

12:02 and we’re back

[@Princess_Mitty]

He kinda sounds like Jerry Seinfeld. Not that there's anything wrong with that.

[@tomimpala]

8:18

[@maknavickas]

Trump is the only thing I’m actually proud of as an American. I feel like I have to pinch myself sometimes when I think about how he really was the president.

[@g-dawgbush6681]

You must have been valedictorian

[@maknavickas]

@@g-dawgbush6681 Nah 3.something lol, how about you?

[@craigrussell3062]

I mean we also stopped the Nazis from taking over Europe, cured polio, and landed on the damn moon, but yeah, the fact that we once had a gameshow host as president is kind of neat too I guess

[@Jacrispy223]

​@@craigrussell3062that shit is gay

[@Trapashow]

Well the whole saving Europe was mostly Soviets, but whatever @@craigrussell3062

[@PauloHernandezXD]

5:17 Lmfaooo, if only XD

[@MananaMan]

I'm not making this up can you believe it?

[@max880]

Im gay

[@dickieknutz2933]

#prescient

[@harrydavey9884]

President*

[@timtrainage]

Wow did Nick get the Firestone story wrong. Sometimes it surprises how dramatically he's able to F up historical facts.

[@DethbySnuSnu]

Robert de-queer-o

[@WeOnlyEatSoup]

Joe Biden does not have that energy lol and would have gotten bodied by the big Don

[@pcih6176]

FUCK YALL IN THE COMMENTS JUST LIKE "wow 6:35 i died laughing" IDGAF WHY YOU GET LIKE 50 LIKES

[@awesome_superstar97]

it’s good to know where the funnies are

[@asinglesalmon]

showing the source

[@mightymoeish]

Bro 17:27 how are you a white male comedian against Trump? You're showing loyalty to people who hate you bro

[@bab_ouch]

he's showing loyalty to the women he has sex with lmao

[@agayactornamedmichaeldougl6289]

New York city, that's how.

[@michaelschwab5550]

how is he showing loyalty to anyone in that statement

[@mightymoeish]

@@michaelschwab5550 Stav hopes Trump doesn't win. Like bro i've never heard of a white comedian who has a good time with liberals. They hate white men.

[@Gigaboos4Trump]

​@@mightymoeish you've crossed the threshold from casually enjoying riffing to getting involved and upset. Dont get so uppity about stuff, buh lmao

[@tyler2006]

Bro I swear to god whoever comes up with a software dedicated to removing all of Stav's idiotic fucking laughter from these videos is going to receive an award.

[@harrydavey9884]

Nah Stav's laugh rules

[@yellowteethvillage8671]

are you stupid

[@supercalifragalistic-z9f]

Not half as bad as Ricky Gervais laugh.

[@ChrisWEEZ]

50% of cumtown is the Stav cackle; you take that away and it’s just Nick ripping on Adam Also you’re gay

[@GoriIIaTactics]

Nicks trump impression is so bad

[@onelonelypickle]

The voice itself maybe but the general mannerisms and the way he talks are spot on. And I say this as a massive Trump fan.

[@EMD_HOKIO]

Let me guess..you like Shane Gillis ?

[@ghiidra__]

@@EMD_HOKIOim sure nick would agree shane gillis’s trump is miles better than his

[@noahbeal4555]

​@ghiidra1017 Ya, but does shane gillis say that he's gay while doing the impression?

[@maknavickas]

It’s terrible in technical, but it captures the spirit more than anyone else.

[@kentstatetrooper]

Cumtown: nick does offensive/ terrible impressions while stav and adam contribute very little and laugh

[@felizeumida4374]

Funniest shit of the decade

[@AdversaryX666X]

Funny guys. Extremely wrong about Trump.

[@trevorBbracket]

he would NEVER call Robert de Niro gay don't you EVER say that about him EVER again

[@eatfrenchtoast]

The Reality TV guy 😂

[@harrydavey9884]

Yup

[@popmmog-7]

right and that totally aged well didnt it? i wish i could link you all the videos of him talking about nonsense or dancing aimlessly for thirty minutes after a rally but youtube wont allow me that.

[@harrydavey9884]

@@popmmog-7 let's say hypothetically he did dance for 30 minutes after a rally. Doesn't that totally erode the viewpoint that he's too old and hasn't got what it takes to keep up with such a demanding job?

[@Arkhestra]

this is true

[@tomimpala]

8:17