Trump’s Diet Criticized by Robert F. Kennedy Jr.: “The Stuff He Eats Is Really, Like, Bad”

[@PatriceJosey]

The people who make $700 an hour have convinced the people who make $25 an hour that the problem is the people who make $7.50 an hour.

[@TiffanyW-f6i]

At this moment, it is crucial for individuals to prioritize investing in alternative streams of income that are not reliant on the government, particularly with the existing worldwide economic crisis. This approach is key to securing financial independence and preparing for an early retirement.

[@Daisygoddard-j7l]

@@Karenowen-f9j Could you kindly provide the information for your investment advisor? I’m actively looking for one and would greatly appreciate your help.

[@Evelynribeiro-y2n]

Thank you for this tip. it was easy to find your coach. and I conducted thorough research on her credentials before scheduling a call with her

[@mr.hostetter855]

I keep seeing this sad scam popping up. Bunch of fake profiles having a conversation intended to manipulate folks into looking up a scam.

[@SusanMartin-yd1jt]

Right On!

[@DorothyPotterSnyder]

Obedience is not loyalty. Loyalty is decent and kind. Obedience is unthinking and compliant. We are so screwed.

[@FischerNilsA]

The difference is in the lighting, not the substance. Loyalty - as much as people love to paint it in a positive light - has always been supporting somebody against better judgement, for personal reason. One man´s resistance fighter is the other man´s tarrorist. One´s leadership is the othe´s authoritarianism.

[@SmallSpoonBrigade]

That's what happens when neither party is interested in the votes of the majority of eligible voters that don't even bother to vote. There's enough non-voters out there that if they were a party, that party would crush just about every election.

[@pensivepenguin3000]

Or in the case of Trump, obesity is not loyalty 😂

[@lynemac2539]

​@@FischerNilsA People who grow up in chaos and abuse seem to expect such characteristics in leadership. Self-perpetuating, and definitely holding back society's progress.

[@MrBubyV]

MEMO: The Presidential Transition Project initiative gears ⚙️ are turning and its inevitable Mandate for Leadership to make The Conservative Promise is certainly starting to come into view. Get ready the New World Order begins soon. After January 21, 2025 the 🫡 USA 🇺🇸 will proceed full speed ahead to be thee 60th Dictatorial Republic in the world and it will most certainly remain that way for several decades under GOP rule. ✊🏽 Thank KDR & his H.F. Congratulations USA !! 🥳🍾🎈🎊🎉

[@plz1277]

The fact an ETHICS INVESTIGATION can simply go away because you resigned is crazy! If anything it should be more important to release said findings because well if you’re being investigated then it’s likely you’re corrupt! So much of our system is indeed broken.

[@letsgowhereeaglesdare363]

It's almost like there are 2 systems. One for regular people and one for the rich and powerful

[@6MilkMan9]

They did say they could still do it but it would require a Republican to vote on it with the Democrats... something we all know may never happen but who knows..?

[@busyfreeguy]

I don't know... If someone was being investigated to see if what they did during the job was good/bad, I'd probably expect that to go away if they no longer did the job. If they found something incriminating about the person while doing the investigation, however, I'd expect that to be passed on to the authorities

[@DwayneShaw1]

That's how McCain avoided sanctions for the Savings and Loan Scandal

[@p.jackson9657]

Gaetz senior paid trump two million for his pardon. You think trump didn't get anything fot the juniot?

[@HuntClubRdBarbie]

Had Merrick Garland done his job we wouldn't be trolled by Matt Gaetz as the next Attorney General. Gaetz was 'under investigation for years'. Not unlike Trump. Thanks for nothing, Garland.

[@Kitty8791]

If only they had approved him as a Supreme Court Justice when Obama nominated him . . . then Biden never would have nominated him for Attorney General. Plus, SCOTUS wouldn't be a conservative super majority - he'd be middle of the line kinda guy & swing vote on many cases.

[@smiller8846]

They investigated Gaetz for ethics, but found that he didn't have any.

[@angelabennett8245]

Please! Trump would be running the country from prison. That's what I wanted. I never get what I want. 😥😥😥😥

[@temporaladvisor3958]

Didn't see this, so left my own Garland's to blame comment because he worked at the pace of a sloth. If anyone is to blame, and there sure are a lot of people to blame for this, Garland leads the pack.

[@Unknown-mf4of]

Garland has been a repeat moderator for The Federalist Society, which exactly explains why he sat on his hands for so many years. Surely you don't think that the MAGA cult would not cheat every way possible to get Felon45 back into the White House? Do a search for Garland and Federalist Society to see what has been hiding in plain sight.

[@marciaroi3416]

Seth's show is going to be a public service for the next 4 years. You arehelping the collective mental health of America.

[@amazingdavon]

Amen! Group therapy!

[@pamelacass9642]

...if he's not arrested...

[@brendanakers52]

If he's arrested, we all need to do something about it. I don't know what, but, something!

[@marigeobrien]

This is assuming he isn't taken out in the first week after Trump is inaugurated.

[@FyreRayne76]

@@pamelacass9642this

[@KJDeAngelo]

I saw Elon referred to as “First Lady, Elonia” and I cannot unhear it 😂

[@lostbutfreesoul]

Trump is clearly going through a Diverse and... So when does the new First Lady Elonia move in? And how long till we admit we just got the first openly bisexual President?

[@kimberlys8422]

Musk is seriously disturbed.

[@betsyjohnson9699]

Stephen King called him the First Lady! And promptly got kicked off of Twitter, which I find hilarious. I love Stephen King

[@iTzJimBoi]

@@betsyjohnson9699if this is true…my favorite author is a fantastic troll. But I guess I should expect Stephen to troll idiots every now and then, he despises the arrogantly ignorant.

[@terri6854]

@@betsyjohnson9699 Wrong "However, King clarified in a Nov. 13 X post, opens new tab that the claims were not true: “I see there's a rumor going around that I called the Musk-man Trump's new first lady. I didn't, but only because I didn't think of it. There's also a rumor going around that Muskie kicked me off Twitter. Yet here I am.” Musk responded, opens new tab to King’s post commenting, “Hi Steve!” There is also no evidence King called Musk Trump’s “first lady.” No X posts, opens new tab from King with the phrase other than the Nov. 13 clarification appear on King’s account."

[@EnglishTeacher-ez1bo]

If Mel is not living at the White House and not performing the duties of the First Lady, she can damn well pay for her own security.

[@KittyforPeace]

Her damned security will probably be even more money because of her desire to stay in NY. I would feel bad for her going through this again, but she is a monster, like him.

[@patrickmaline4258]

tthe first lady has no duties… what are you even talking about?

[@chenzen1578]

That was probably the deal: "All wright Dunald, I kizz you on de cheek on a rralli, and vhen you win Id on't have to live with you."

[@therealunicornselene]

Why?

[@AjaSerean]

@@patrickmaline4258 Google it. FLOTUS have initiatives they start for the people. She’s not American she’s a Trump so she doesn’t care about this country or its people. Unfortunately.

[@stefanolacchin4963]

As an Italian, I used to be horribly embarrassed to have Berlusconi as a President. Then the whole world started to go down that road and I'm not less embarrassed, but at least I know we're in good company. You guys are SO screwed...

[@armie4172]

We know. 😢

[@shreemamehta2298]

Yes we are extremely aware that we're screwed. But yes thank you at least for mentioning Berlusconi. Every other European I see commenting here, it's always "what's wrong with you Americans" -- as if their history is pristine. It's so tedious and annoying.

[@sergiodiazfernandez1452]

Our story is far from pristine. USA's just happens to be worse and people see that as a relief

[@shreemamehta2298]

@@sergiodiazfernandez1452 yes. and it's worse RIGHT NOW. Europe also colonized the entire world and devastated millions of human lives -- but they all seem to forget this and they seem to really be relishing our current suffering Isome of them -- not saying you are one of them).

[@charleshagen1143]

Wow. When the Italians see that were screwed... thank you.

[@DJBluePDX]

The next four years is going to be a flaming dumpster fire.

[@johnopalko5223]

Not unlike his first term. I wonder what he'll find to politicize and mishandle this time.

[@mrsgarcia4391]

It won’t be that nice.

[@mjfan653]

As an european, I don't give much though to this stuff, your nation, you do what you want and elect who you want. But I find it troubling, that the defence minister wants to bomb a bunch of places, where US intervention is not welcomed. And yet, in Ukraine, where they want to be democratic, and where they want to be US allies, he just sees it as russia wanting it's stuff back. Like, first of all, Ukraine is not stuff, it's a big nation with it's own things going on. And russia had a bunch of time and opportunities to diplomatically befriend Ukraine. They screwed up all their chances and rhen just chose violence. And then they still play victim, just because Ukraine has the balls to strike back. We in Europe try to support them as much as we can, but our military industry is much smaller, and will take time to rebuild. Meanwhile, the US has vast reserves of military stuff just lying around, that would go out of date anyways. And yet they still don't want to help a democracy fight back tyranny. And I get being anti war. But that shouldn't mean giving up or surrendering. If I thought of nations that would easily give in to threats of violence, I would have never thought US. I always thought you guys wanted to be a strong nation not to be messed with. And yet now a bunch of gun-ho warriors and red blooded 'muricans want to give in to russkies threatening? It seems so out of character. And might really damage the US rep on the global scale. Next up other nations will start threatening the US, knowing that the leadership will want to start negotiating, instead of smacking down on bs...

[@wendyamos5100]

You really think it will only be for four years?

[@claureit]

Dumpster fires eventually run out of flammable material, but this shitheap will probably fuel itself for an unpleasantly long time.

[@kereneldad2960]

Trump did have a first buddy, Jeffrey Epstein. Who according to Epstein himself was his closest friend.

[@BrianMccallumstudioart]

Cuck

[@castrinecubique983]

They had sleepovers all the time

[@jason-s8c]

Before trumpc Epstein had jooish buddies

[@jimschleich8753]

Pillow fight!!

[@mitchellminer9597]

They were such good buddies that Trump later had to have him silenced. Don't forget about Roy Cohn.

[@ms.whitaker2438]

I watch you everyday and evening. Love your witty words and comedy. Watch your specials over and over. I'm a 78 year woman and you keep me sane... Thanks you Seth. Also love your beautiful family, you parents and that much younger brother. lol...

[@JoMama-q3e]

I hope you're listening to family trips with the Myers Bros... It's another gem❤

[@k.r.3598]

The Dumpster's Cabinet picks sound like they came straight from the Onion's front page. 🥴

[@teresalapier9354]

And now the Onion owns InfoWars. 😂LOL. Gotta love satire. Keeps us sane 😅

[@k.r.3598]

@@teresalapier9354 The saying: "Truth is Stranger Than Fiction" has never been more applicable, friend...

[@SmallSpoonBrigade]

@@teresalapier9354 I saw that, I wonder if they're plan was to retroactively go back and modify the content to be less defamatory, and even more mocking of the sorts of knuckleheads that buy into that. Much of the infowars stuff was already hard to distinguish from something really being pushed on Fox.

[@sandrafriday5091]

I keep thinking the past few weeks have just been some prank that will be revealed😢

[@seraby7151]

​@@SmallSpoonBrigade they said they plan on making it to a satire podcast with fake exaggerated personalities similar to alex jones and joe rogan.

[@edforest6344]

With every newly announced appointees I see a fading almost fine heartbeat of the America we all knew and loved.

[@ruckusrevolution9475]

America wasn't that great. That's why millions of unhappy, struggling, uneducated people voted for an autocrat. The first step is for dems to stop being so smug and take some accountability for the state of the nation.

[@johnbrown6189]

Only hope is that the military upholds the constitution.

[@robertirvine6307]

True, since Trump and all of his cult in congress no longer will.

[@FatherJack-sp1gc]

I can NOT believe that as an Englishman living in the UK I used to have huge admiration for Musk due to his attitude towards space exploration, I had no idea that he was a power mad fascist just like his orange Fuhrer. WHY do you think Trump needed the richest man in the world with massive technological resources at hand?

[@dahn57]

Because Trump is always desperate for money

[@clothilde1623]

He probably wants Musk’s help to battle the aliens en route to save us from ourselves. (Okay I’m being slightly facetious, but remember that Trumpty Dumpty set up that Space Force shambles last time…)

[@kikidapiki344]

Plenty of computer nerds are calling for a recount due to unfathomable evidence of interference. I hope they can make it happen. I don't trust Musky anymore than I'd trust Gaetz babysitting my daughters..

[@Research0digo]

Musk's empire got a massive boost when trump was 'elected', that's why he was jumping for joy. He already has all kinds of government projects...

[@g.mitchell8915]

To steal the election

[@sherryelle2242]

No, the GOP does not have any self respect. Matt Gates knew that report was coming out in a couple days, so he quit and now the ethics committee has nothing over him. Release it anyway. Which i see u just meantioned.

[@coreymills444]

Why schedule something to be released in 2 days? Like the police don't give you a notice the week before they raid your house. If he did something wrong, just go get him.

[@Nancyr-x8o]

i’ve heard that little Puke johnson is going to try to block it coming out

[@jessmunguia5283]

Some people in senate are asking for the report anyway, for his confirmation evaluation or whatever it's called. They day they deserve to know what is in it and what questions they need to ask and all that.

[@sherryelle2242]

@ well I hope it’s released because we, the taxpayers, paid for that investigation and it’s government waste if the report isn’t released.

[@MossyMozart]

That report is bought and paid for by American taxpayers. Fork it over!

[@bimplerouge9389]

All the "Shocked" republicans will vote to confirm. Spineless.

[@whoaskedforthisbs]

The shit's a cult.

[@kevinwachs5905]

They won't even have to. They'll give him the power of recess appointments. There won't even be hearings.

[@sherryelle2242]

Well trump is trying to get it done without any hearing or any votes, during a recess. Nice, huh?

[@nctpti2073]

As others have replied, Trump is planning to circumvent all that anyway.

[@imthestein]

apparently they don't confirm when it's an anonymous vote which only confirms your "spineless" comment

[@sherinameless1618]

You thought the Tesla truck was unsightly? Wait 'til you see the Christmas decorations that First Buddy/New Melania comes up with!

[@LyonsM]

That’s if she even shows up. Currently, she’s missing in action. Lmao

[@chenzen1578]

Elania

[@lililasagna1073]

He'll take trump's shrunken balls out of his wallet to trim the WH Christmas tree.

[@bemasaberwyn55]

😂😂😂😂

[@deborahsevigny4763]

😂😂😂😂

[@corrolo]

I feel the feelings that the Daily Show used to make me feel. Congratulations Seth! You did it!

[@ellegaunt]

100%. Other than Ronny Chieng none of the new anchors are actually funny.

[@sadfaery]

You know, his insane Cabinet appointments remind me of his first term where basically everyone he appointed was intent on destroying the very departments he appointed them to lead (Betsy DeVos, for example). Looks like that's kinda what he's doing again this time.

[@Research0digo]

(and worst of all 0 packing the Supreme Court with yes men)

[@Nancyr-x8o]

🐄🐓🐔🐮🐷🐁🐀👺, the usual suspects, animals and monsters 👺 same 💩, different year

[@kerrynicholls6683]

Yes, but also these people can’t or won’t say no to anything or everything he says.

[@kerrynicholls6683]

@@Research0digo Well that’s already happened. If you didn’t already know. Why hasn’t they impeached them yet. It’s all a 💩 show. America is falling down, falling down, falling down. America is falling down, no fair lady’s, but there is a mtg.

[@myriamickx7969]

Much worse than 2016, then there were still a few adults in the room. Now, Trump seems to be thumbing his nose at the whole Republican establishment, with his appointments of idiotic and obviously incompetent clowns. But I must say Gaetz is the cherry on the cake!

[@casbot71]

The only problem with RFK Jr trying to improve Trumps diet is that McDonalds giving him a a stroke is something many are hoping for.... Until they remember who the VP is.

[@stefanschleps8758]

Trump is likely to be the first President to die from a stroke, while sitting on the toilette and grunting from the constipation!

[@joanfrellburg4901]

How do you eat an elephant

[@iggysixx]

@@stefanschleps8758Like Elvis? (Will Mar-a-lago become his Graceland?)

[@michaellayton7373]

Vance doesn't have a rabid fanatic support.

[@michaellayton7373]

​@@joanfrellburg4901one small bite at a time

[@x5775]

Come on Seth, you're forgetting his previous bestie... Jeffrey Epstein!

[@casbot71]

"Elon Musk did not hang himself..."

[@LunaryxDiarmait]

​@@casbot71Nope. That was all a hologram.

[@michaeljamesm]

@@casbot71 hoping 🙏🪦

[@johnyu1750]

Rudy… naw, he was never a bestie

[@stonerrocky]

@@casbot71 Neither did Jeffrey.

[@PercyJones25]

Matt Gaetzs bingo card “B17”… Bruhhh 😂

[@jefferybushnik3057]

Especially when B15 is probably more his style.

[@paulyricca3881]

😆 PARTY PARTY PARTY YEEEEEEHAAAAAAAW TRUMP WON LETS PARTY YEEEEEEHAAAAAAAW YEEEHAAAW PARTY YEEEEEEHAAAAAAAW PARTY 😆YEEEHAAAW YES YES 😆

[@LunaryxDiarmait]

​@@paulyricca3881Yeah.. party.. that's what we'll call it. And Trump may have won, but America has lost as a whole.

[@paulyricca3881]

@@LunaryxDiarmait 😆 PARTY HARDY YEEEHAAAW YEEEHAAAW TRUMP WON LETS PARTY YEEEEEEHAAAAAAAW YEEEHAAAW LONG LIVE THE KING OF THE WORLD 🌍 😆 BOW DOWN TO KING TRUMP 😆YES YES YES

[@LunaryxDiarmait]

@@paulyricca3881 There won't be enough alcohol for this "party."

[@AthenaKeatingThomas]

They really should release that report. If someone is going to be the AG, and there is more than idle speculation of misconduct, then that must be taken into account! America isn't supposed to be the country that says, "Politician criminals, come on down and we'll wipe your slate clean and give you high paying jobs! It's not that we didn't know what you did. It's that we don't give a f***"

[@loganleatherman7647]

What America is supposed to be and what America is rapidly becoming seem to be two very different institutions

[@rainsrt10]

Matt Gaetz looks just like Butthead , from Beavis and Butthead.

[@bellamy0160]

i think either Kimmel or Colbert already called him Butthead in a monologue

[@rainsrt10]

@@bellamy0160 ahh right on haha. I missed that one

[@aking1196]

😂😂😂

[@kille-4B]

I think he looks like Jack Nicolson playing the Joker.

[@Emiliapocalypse]

God I was wondering if they photoshopped that pic to make him look more cartoonishly villainous. His eyebrows can’t decide if he wants to be Jafar or the dude with the pug from Pocahontas

[@c.a.savage5689]

It occurs to me (and probably most people, if you stop to think about it) that the Celebrity Appresident chooses cabinet members in His Own Image. People who remind him OF HIM, in some way. On what other basis can Trump choose them?? He doesn't value intelligence or expertise. He knows nothing and is only interested in what he "thinks" he knows (again, nothing). So what counts in his mind: is 1) flattery 2) the person looks good on TV 3) and says the kind of thing he would say.

[@debbieschroeder6567]

Thanks Seth. I now get my daily week news here. I can't watch any news stations anymore.

[@shoognboogadventures1722]

Same. Him, Kimmel and Colbert. Keeps me sane too.

[@hc1314]

Same here

[@ruthandrews1185]

Same. I don’t watch any news.

[@WriterRachel]

I stopped watching msm & only watch truthful independent media like Midas Touch, and of course, keep my sanity by watching Seth & Kimmel & Colbert.

[@BrandonSchwartzMAGA]

I also want to thank Seth as well. If it wasn’t for him, Trump would have never been president twice. I’m so grateful for you Seth! ❤

[@No_Joke_Pro]

They’re 100% going to stage a bunch of photo ops of Trump pretending to enjoy a single piece of broccoli

[@LyonsM]

A vegetable? That would be priceless. Lmao

[@Marvinmartion]

God republicans are weird!

[@Stew-s5e]

I seen trump in a Home Alone movie, he’s not that good of an actor

[@p.jackson9657]

😂😂😅😂😂😅😂😂 a vitamin - no way

[@heathercressman6064]

@@No_Joke_Pro Agree!! Except I envision he’ll react like Newman on Seinfeld - spitting it out and proclaiming “Vile weed!” 😆

[@JamesCard-u1s]

RFK doesn’t realize that if you criticize trump even a little bit, he will turn on you.

[@furball8967]

Not always....think JD Vance.

[@independent-ts6ys]

Don't tell him

[@diamondsmasher]

Vance turned around, grovelled, and that’s how he survived

[@Nancyr-x8o]

like a road kill bear, 🐻 that suddenly revives itself

[@robin9270]

😂the acorn lift guy for secretary of transportation 👏 !! so 🤣 funny Seth!!

[@damonhines8187]

I'm not 'Merkkkan but I've been scratching my head since the 6th, not jumping, mostly sitting with my jaw between my feet. 😮

[@emmaevans2253]

RFK Jr. criticizes Trump's diet, Trump fires RFK Jr. as the head of the Department of Health and Human Services

[@trainingxtrish]

My first thought 😂

[@casbot71]

Elon is Trumps best buddy? Then can I be the first to say "Elon Musk did not hang himself."

[@Senthiuz]

Well, yeah, he couldn't manage the verticals needed for the job.

[@Blivot]

Satan himself could not have pulled this off any better than Mein Trumpf has! Dr. Strangelove can't compare to this National Labodomy! We're going to give this Mega-Nut the, "FOOTBALL AGAIN?" Trumpf plans to do what ever it takes including a Nuc on American cities if states refuse to comply with his agenda! It'll only take one to bring all states to their knees...My last premonition is S.F. bay area will be turned to glass!

[@RobertFrapples]

@@Senthiuz I lol’d at this. “You got to bend your knees…”

[@gwick358]

Neither did Epstein.

[@annebennett4101]

​@gwick358 that was the whole point

[@jnielsen90]

Man......who is going to end up being you're Secretary of Education? David Duke? Secretary of Commerce? John Dillinger? Secretary of Agriculture? Famine of the Four Horsemen? Secretary of Energy? Bob Murray? These don't seem that far off anymore do they?

[@sheilaburns1678]

There may well be NO Dept of Education

[@sheilaburns1678]

There may well be NO Dept of Education

[@jnielsen90]

@sheilaburns1678 sad but true

[@Imbrium66]

With Gaetz being picked for such an inappropriate position I honestly am worried he's going to tap MTG for something equally unhinged.

[@clothilde1623]

That’s the one I’m still dreading, and I ain’t even American! He’ll probably make her Ambassador to Israel or something 🤦🏼‍♀️

[@mcdainty4202]

@@clothilde1623 Probably Secretary of Education. (Get it?)

[@nicolethorson8186]

Oh, without doubt.

[@sherinameless1618]

@@Imbrium66 She will be named Q the Mighty, Queen of the Hollow Earth

[@Nancyr-x8o]

MTG thinks that democrats can control the weather. if we could we’d have sent an F in tornado her way long ago

[@mrwilson7617]

Trump had a buddy once. Epstein.

[@masonnnnnn1]

what cabinet position would epstien have?

[@Waynestarmoon]

Department of Education... 😢

[@kitten-whisperer]

This joke is so lame. Are you guys OK with the democrats that were friends with him?

[@olecranon]

​@@kitten-whisperer "what about the Dems?" Dem buddies of Epstein aren't in power. Quit whining.

[@michaellayton7373]

​@@kitten-whispererthere are no Dems connected with Epstein rapes except Trump. Epstein did a lot of charities and we know Trump never does charities

[@nancychandler3673]

RFK Jr. is not endorsed by the AMA or ANA. Do not approve. Reach out to your Senator. 🇺🇸

[@MariaMartinez-researcher]

Good idea. However, I think Trumpist senators care more about staying in their dear leader good graces than the opinion of some people wearing white coats.

[@Research0digo]

There will be no votes or confirmations ... trump is going to do this during Congress' recess.

[@pamelacass9642]

My state's new senator will be useless.

[@Jessepaul-s4g]

Good luck with THAT!

[@whoaskedforthisbs]

They are in fact... weird.

[@ellegaunt]

That was never an effective campaign tactic. Name calling only works for people who already agree.

[@user-ou4ho3qk7m]

Now, I know what the trash truck was for, it was carrying all the Presidential appointees!

[@lyndaweister9984]

@user-ou4ho3qk7m~EXACTLY 🎯 EXCELLENT 🤣🤣🤣

[@JoeyJumpUp1981]

"If you have selfish, ignorant citizens, you're going to get selfish, ignorant leaders". ~George Carlin

[@lyndaweister9984]

@JoeyJumpUp1981~🤣So Apropos🤣L❤VE George Carlin! Wish He was still with Us,but his Comments are Still Very RELEVANT👏🏽🗽🇱🇷⚖️🎯

[@karync.6707]

Absolutely; I remember being worried in the 80's when i began to see "Look Out for #1!" bumper stickers everywhere, they've been grooming us into extreme selfishness for a looong time. sigh...

[@ermanvis7642]

MTG for Secretary of Education, Oscar the Grouch for Secretary of Sanitation, and Boebart for Secretary of Public Morality and Handiness.

[@Flowersforme-m1n]

🤣

[@matthewmcnamee4563]

Please don't even joke it might give him ideas

[@abarfriedrich5027]

Oscar would never! 🥺

[@SeanLynch-t8r]

Magic The Gathering would be a more effective education than public schools in Alabama under Thick Marge...

[@cannibalbananas]

Hey! I like Oscar the Grouch. Also, he actually has a kind heart and would not work for Trump.

[@felineoverlordservant2419]

Think about how grossly pathetic you have to be to be criticized by RFKJr…just think about that

[@paulyricca3881]

😆PARTY PARTY PARTY YEEEEEEHAAAAAAAW TRUMP WON LETS GIT ON DOWN AND PARTY YEEEEEEHAAAAAAAW YEEEHAAAW 😆 YES YES YES

[@joanfrellburg4901]

Imagine how pathetic you have to be to think it wasn't rigged this time.

[@bryanthompson1925]

RFK Jr is the best hope for this country. The democrats had a chance to run him against trump and he would have won. The fact that you don’t know that is evidence that your embedded in your tribe’s ideology

[@paulyricca3881]

@@joanfrellburg4901😆PARTY PARTY PARTY YEEEEEEHAAAAAAAW TRUMP WON LETS PARTY YEEEEEEHAAAAAAAW LONG LIVE THE KING SIR TRUMP 👴🏻🥃😫😆WE BOW TO KING TRUMP FOREVER 😆BWAHAHA HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

[@felineoverlordservant2419]

@@joanfrellburg4901 this election reminded me of when I was a kid growing up. Other than framing me, my brother used to do this thing where he would accuse me of something that wasn’t true. He would make it a huge deal and I would get in big trouble. Then shortly after that he would do that very thing he accused me of knowing I couldn’t say anything because if I did, I would look crazy and vindictive…this election brought back those awful memories in the worst way.

[@Renastarsong]

Aw, Trump and Elon being each other’s first buddies. That’s some Hallmark movie stuff.

[@BabsKaz]

It won't end well.

[@LyonsM]

Funny, I would say a horror movie. Lmao

[@tigq1430]

I thought it said fist buddies.

[@chenzen1578]

When The Joker and The Pengiun work together, it never lasts an Batman wins.

[@stephen3164]

In another timeline, they are sharing a cell together, and having daily hijinks like The Odd Couple.

[@DorothyPotterSnyder]

Matt Gaetz looks like Jack Nicholson in the Shining after the demon takes over his body.

[@DwayneShaw1]

That's how McCain avoided sanctions for the Savings and Loan scandal - He got elected to the Senate, so the House dropped its investigation, and the Senate never started one. BUT, in this case, Gaetz resigned from his current term,, he was reelected for another term that hasn't started yet, that he technically hasn't resigned from (so he can go back if the AG scheme doesn't pan out) which means the House Ethics Committee still has jurisdiction over him -- not that it matters

[@kathyblain5544]

That sucks. My only hope is that would not be confirmed and then not have a seat. It he is elected for another one

[@marjoriestevens9742]

This show keeps me going!

[@AstraVex]

Trump basically lives on a diet of fast food, Adderall and 12 Diet Cokes a day, why is he surprised?! 😂

[@KeepinItReal1313]

Trump isn’t on adderall and has obviously lost a lot of weight so he isn’t eating those things

[@LunaryxDiarmait]

​@@KeepinItReal1313Trump has eaten more Big Macs than anyone has eaten anything in their life.

[@derrekvanee4567]

*The fact that you said adder all (the name brand of dextroamphetamine aka a isomer of amohetamine classes with methylated amphetamine) plus has nothing to say hut something Americans hilarious joke at politics and gvnt shows me a lot!* Do some tryptamines and look inside ar life. plur

[@OGBennyGoat]

Sameies but switch the diet coke for coke zero

[@swarth8632]

​@@KeepinItReal1313Lol. Wake up, homie...

[@stephen-wahl]

I really can’t get past Matt Gaetz eyebrows. Those in themselves should disqualify him from office as he clearly possesses very bad judgment.

[@cassandraodle4794]

Lol

[@chenzen1578]

He looks like a Haloween-Costume came to life.

[@thedocklighter]

That's what he gets playing make-up with his girlfriend: he was humoring her and she plucked him.

[@Nancyr-x8o]

Nancyr omg what about his ginormous forehead ffs, you can see it from outer space it’s so big!! lol

[@Nancyr-x8o]

@@chenzen1578then he and elon can go trick or treating together, elon won’t need a mask bc his face looks like the inside of one

[@lewisduffy675]

"Wat is Peace. Freedom is Slavery. Ignorance is Strength." We have arrived.

[@aydapadistudio]

0:22 As in f buddy? That tracks.

[@jan-willemvandijk3850]

That's f buddy ELECT thank you very much

[@bellamy0160]

@@jan-willemvandijk3850 you win comment of the INTERNET :3

[@nannerz1994]

2:23 I love when he just turns it into a surprise inspection in the middle of the show

[@Batters56]

A surprise surprise inspection.

[@theburntginger]

It definitely got under his skin quickly. Somebody's chauffeur must drive a BMW.

[@KeepinItReal1313]

This is so embarrassing for republicans. Don’t they have any self respect?

[@Rebecca-qx1et]

Where have you been for the last decade?

[@burbanpoison2494]

Of course not.

[@armie4172]

No.

[@Studentspeaksout]

Nope

[@krisenger4410]

They certainly have no shame. That is for sure.

[@Leblribrbrrq]

“Trump's surprising pick” No, nothing about this is surprising.

[@chenzen1578]

correct. The former non-crazy staffers all said how terrible Felon Don was, so he has to look out in the loony bin.

[@jonathanmormerod]

Stormy can tell you all about Trump's surprising prick. Oh sorry, you said PICK.🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@physicswithpark3r-x3x]

@@chenzen1578 imagine scraping the bottom of the loony bin!

[@JL-ccl2024]

Surprising would be him doing something sane or logical.

[@maxpatrickhaynes2194]

I bet Mike Lindell is getting his feelings hurt , NOT being picked for anything 🤣🤣. Crap, he might still…

[@dahn57]

Nah, now he's poor, Trump hates him.

[@easybake8420]

Department of Pillows zzzzzz 🥱😴😴

[@easybake8420]

Department of Pillows 😴

[@Browniewatson60]

😂😂😂😂😂😂 You keep my blood pressure down Love you ❤

[@jeremiahblum7833]

Correction... methane is odorless. They have to add odorant chemicals to it to make it stinky as a safety measure. New Jersey doesn't smell like methane, it smells like odorant. 😃

[@MariaMartinez-researcher]

Second that!

[@daylightrambler]

They're called mercaptans, and elderly people are less likely to detect them or to find them unpleasant when they do. They occur naturally in cheese & farts, but are toxic in concentrated amounts.

[@phelan_pt]

🐾

[@Zeikul]

Wonder which cabinet member will be fired first

[@lindyb78]

…and turn into a ‘stupid’, ‘unqualified’ former cabinet member…

[@natalieford3238]

This coming from a guy who says he has a worm in his brain 🙄

[@Phi1618033]

Asking Republicans to have self-respect is a fool's errand.

[@richardsimon4135]

I wish I had the capacity to be shocked as much as Susan Collins.

[@ginajones2328]

That lady was Lisa Murkowski Senator to Alaska

[@christopher1307]

CORRECTION: in most bingo, the B column doesn't go up to 17. The highest is to "B 15".

[@Yahyia-cv3sx]

I think a SNL or Daily Show comedian said there's a "whole new bingo card".

[@sunnimckenzie2381]

I'm relatively sure that was not the point. 😂

[@anaerobic]

He can't say "I 17" despite how much botox is forced into his face

[@elimgarak7330]

Ah, you beat me to it.

[@smilingkevin]

Can’t believe I had to scroll this far to find it. B15 would probably be too grim.

[@ChandlerSomborac]

Talk about a pick-your-poison situation: *nobody in the right mind* likes Trump. And if *he* bites the dust, then we have Vance to deal with. *UGGHH*

[@michaellayton7373]

But Vance has a small following.

[@MadameMeowth]

​@@michaellayton7373Vance has zero integrity.

[@michaellayton7373]

@@MadameMeowth Agree 100, butt he aalso has no followers whi say that would die for him Much easier to peel support fm him in congrees.

[@p.jackson9657]

But Vance is the more controllable and the heritage foundation likes that.

[@MaijaKarklins]

Vance is 25th Amendment insurance.

[@bjornsteponeweb]

I'm Swedish and can confirm the real story was that the moose was shot before reaching a Volvo

[@paulyricca3881]

😆 IM GERMAN AND PARTY PARTY PARTY YEEEEEEHAAAAAAAW TRUMP WON LETS PARTY PARTY YEEEEEEHAAAAAAAW TRUMP WON LETS PARTY YEEEEEEHAAAAAAAW YEEEHAAAW 😆 LONG LIVE THE KING OF THE WORLD 🌍 😆 YES YES YES

[@KCALBLABEL00797]

Volvo: the best thing out of Sweden, very narrowly beating Ace of Base ❣️(jk)

[@LunaryxDiarmait]

​@@paulyricca3881Lmao.. you want Hitler 2.0, huh.

[@paulyricca3881]

@@KCALBLABEL00797 👴🏻🥃 IM A EXPAT IN KAZAKHSTAN

[@ANSELNaamehRahab]

Poor moose 😢

[@wizardsuth]

"We're atheists now" -- Many atheists celebrate Christmas as a secular holiday -- visiting friends and relatives, sharing meals, giving gifts, etc. People have been celebrating the winter solstice this way for millennia, long before Christians came along and misappropriated it.

[@lyndsaybrown8471]

There really should be qualifications for the different Cabinet positions.

[@yourturn777]

No qualms kissing any required body part?

[@cindyn7512]

The reason there's not is b/c it was assumed a President Elect would have good judgement. Nobody conceived of an American election where a felon would win the popular vote.

[@Arational]

What do you do when a cult is in charge?

[@LyonsM]

Suggestion, run for your life. Lmao

[@marybellefleur]

Hope they turn on each other?

[@Gabriel_H77]

The same thing we do every night, pinky. Try to take over the world!

[@budgie0003]

@@LyonsMyeah I’m with you. If I was in America I would run, atleast to a blue state as I’ve seen some people already doing

[@jeffdroog]

You drink the kool-aid,and hope for the leader to grant you eternal afterlife?

[@michaellombardi1620]

Perhaps trumps bad diet could mean he could won’t last much longer

[@vickywitton1008]

🙏🙏🙏🙏🙏

[@GravyDog]

And when he dies, it’ll be the radical left Dems who killed him.

[@loriduck73]

But Vance is perhaps even more scary. 🫣

[@dragongirl89115]

@@loriduck73 I agree, I'd rather Trump than Vance.

[@ggschannel4401]

🤞🙏

[@Vanillastump]

I will ALWAYS refer to him as “former president Trump”, because with 2 non-consecutive terms, It’s technically true.

[@RitaRiley-w4d]

It's former disgraced president trump

[@stumccannel9675]

I've never associated Drumpf with President, nor will I ever.

[@jmcdermott53]

We have officially entered the age of Idiocracy.

[@bettylynne7364]

“Get your groans out now, …” I so enjoy the cool connection our guy Seth and his crew have with us. I follow all the monologue guys. My willing suspension of disbelief is strong for this one. We’re pals. ❤

[@RTXBRINGER]

We are now living ideocracy, just looking for my tattoo.

[@chair547]

the eugenics movie that says the world is gonna be ruined by poor people breeding too much? that one? its a funny movie but taking it seriously is a horrible thing to do

[@JeiJozefu]

Unscannable! But yeah

[@RTXBRINGER]

@@chair547 Dumb...not poor...it's just turns out you don't need to be a genius to make money. Not taking it seriously is why this is even a conversation in today's time.

[@chair547]

@@RTXBRINGER a few things: first, rewatch the movie. all the "smart" characters in the movie have signifiers of wealth while all the "stupid" characters have symbolizers of poverty. second, even if the movie was actually talking about people of low intelligence, it would still be eugenics. I want to stress that I don't have a problem with it as a comedy movie but when you try to map the ideas the film presents on to the real world you start to go to some very bad places.

[@chair547]

I went full yapasaurus rex there. The short version is that the film subtextually enforces a correlation between being dumb and being poor, and even if it didn't it would still be a eugenics movie

[@captainhoratiobungleiii7147]

Methane doesn't have a smell. What you smell is added in by the gas supplier so you know there's a gas leak.

[@SnootchieBootchies]

Natural gas distributors add a trace of mercaptan gas so customers can smell a gas leak. Mercaptans is categorized as reduced sulfur compounds, and it is likely the release of trace amounts of these same compounds from refineries and chemical plants that gives New Jersey its "smell".

[@Marvinmartion]

Yep.

[@AndrewCottingham-c4g]

Oh that’s so cool and a smart design.

[@Research0digo]

It's sarcasm, not factual.

[@captainhoratiobungleiii7147]

@@Research0digo I was making a jackal comment

[@space_pirate_calamity]

Ethics committee investigation reports should be made public by default.

[@cindyn7512]

Yup

[@amusicment4829]

❤Seth’s Dad Man Walking is awesome :)

[@Fitz_42]

They all end up kissing the ring anyway.

[@christineherrmann205]

I really hope this was elaborate strategy to get rid of Gaetz.

[@dahn57]

He'd already be in prison if Garland wasn't such a coward. He has refused to prosecute Gaetz in an open and shut case that his partner in crime is already in prison, and who has turned States' Evidence. Garland is too weak and scared to prosecute ANY elected Republican, but he leeps to prosecute Democrats.

[@catalinacurio]

Someone used the term community care a step too far… Heaven help America.

[@MickeyStartraveller]

listening to these republicans is like laughing with a broken rib....

[@chrisrobinson679]

Trump: I will get you out of trouble now, and you will be in my pocket. Gaetz: OK

[@eastcoastloveaffair]

Salvaging roadkill and making sure the animal doesn’t go to waste is actually somewhat common in rural areas where there are hunting communities and people still prepare their own meat. It’s kind of elitist to keep making fun of it. However, super weird to stage an accident and ditch it in Central Park. That’s the weird part.

[@cindyn7512]

It's not well known that people in rural areas don't let road kill go to waste. I wouldn't take bear meat b/c I don't want to eat a carnivore and I'm told by family that it is extremely greasy.

[@mariag.8242]

It’s really f*ing weird for a very wealthy, educated man who lives in urban areas or his family’s compound.

[@sarahraisingmyvoice]

I’m sorry… was that a DALEK standing next to Eric Adams??

[@armie4172]

@@sarahraisingmyvoice Off-brand Dalek. Instead of “exterminate” they shout “eliminate”.

[@LadyVandMrT]

Yes

[@jayare6804]

I think it was a missed opportunity to not include the following: " I'm eating a lot of crow and a lot of horse paste, just like RFK Jr." " We love dumpster bear. But why was he in the dumpster? he was hiding out from RFK Jr."

[@Nancyr-x8o]

good one, i was wondering that myself

[@COBALTCOVERT]

Hes nearing 80 on that diet, bro is driving it like he stole it

[@andypanda4756]

Why does Trump's office for efficiency have TWO Co-Directors? Is splitting decisions, responsibility and power somehow more efficient than having a single Director?

[@jeffdroog]

No.Its ALL about creating as many inefficiencies as possible,and wasting enough time to pass the next 4 years.Use your head lol

[@armie4172]

@@andypanda4756 Not that I want them to be efficient. Inefficiency is one of the only things that can slow the progression of autocracy at this point.

[@jhemp]

Never mind the fact we want to create a separate department (even though it'll be a commission so that Elon doesn't need to relinquish control of his companies to be a part of) to find and cut down on employees and spending within the government. I have a relatively strong suspicion this will be a net increase to our budget, but i expect any department investigating Elon's businesses will definitely cut down on their overall spending. Purely coincidentally of course.

[@s.terris9537]

So much for the complaints of "grooming" by a certain faction, and then looking the other way when a real groomer is under an ethics investigation.

[@marybellefleur]

5:40 "I could float in the air like a soap bubble, if the Party asked me to."

[@davidmasters6190]

Jump three times and scratch your head sounds like dictating tasks

[@Oatmealbox]

What an ignorant fool that Congrassmwn is. An embarrassment to his State and Country. Never pledge blind obedience to anyone. Especially Trump.

[@juliekidd9750]

Big head Matt looks like a yt Grinch character 😂

[@independent-ts6ys]

The Onion magazine bought Alex Jones INFOWARS website. 😂

[@TheTinydogproduction]

Wouldn't it be fun (now that Gaetz has resigned) for T. to pull the offer 😂

[@sherinameless1618]

I would enjoy it

[@Nancyr-x8o]

who else would hire him with the forehead that can be seen from outer space?🪐

[@PekkaLuokkala]

That ohhhh after Gaetz joke 🤣

[@thedoc1461]

0.45min - 0.52min was what I was waiting for from Seth after Gaetz was named Attorney General of the United States 😂 thank you, Seth, for ALWAYS exceeding my expectations, and thus the loudness of my laughter 😂

[@darickhibbert1624]

Correction: Earthworms don't move like that. You're thinking of An Inch Worm, which is not a worm but a caterpillar.

[@Studentspeaksout]

Now you’ll be on “Corrections”!!!

[@darickhibbert1624]

@Studentspeaksout that would make my weekend!

[@Shantari]

Why do the people of Maine keep electing Susan Collins?

[@armie4172]

@@Shantari Probably the same reason other states continue to vote for these relics- it’s the “good enough “ attitude. Also a great number of people don’t follow politics and probably don’t even know she exists.

Jackal here, The B on a BINGO card can only have numbers between 1 and 15. I think Gaetz joke would also work with some of those numbers 🤮.

[@emilyyardy1777]

Trump’s swift and last-minute saving of Gaetz having to answer to the report that was supposed to come out today, makes me wonder what Trump had to lose from that report coming out.

[@cindyn7512]

Exactly. Trump knows what is in that report. Of course Trump could just have a soft spot for child molesters like himself

[@viviorko]

Today, MTG will hold the position of Monica Lewinsky.

[@ginajones2328]

🎉😂😢😂😂😂

[@RekkaAlexiel]

@12:53 - Gives a whole new meaning to his "BING-BONG-BONG" nonsense. He was literally reading something no one could have fathomed 8 years go...

[@softia42]

Love your shirt and thanks for bringing joy through this weird period

[@tdaniels151]

Seth and his team have gotten a lot better this year