Trump’s Diet Criticized by Robert F. Kennedy Jr.: “The Stuff He Eats Is Really, Like, Bad”

[@bimplerouge9389]

All the "Shocked" republicans will vote to confirm. Spineless.

[@whoaskedforthisbs]

The shit's a cult.

[@kevinwachs5905]

They won't even have to. They'll give him the power of recess appointments. There won't even be hearings.

[@sherryelle225]

Well trump is trying to get it done without any hearing or any votes, during a recess. Nice, huh?

[@EnglishTeacher-ez1bo]

If Mel is not living at the White House and not performing the duties of the First Lady, she can damn well pay for her own security.

[@KittyforPeace]

Her damned security will probably be even more money because of her desire to stay in NY. I would feel bad for her going through this again, but she is a monster, like him.

[@patrickmaline4258]

tthe first lady has no duties… what are you even talking about?

[@plz1277]

The fact an ETHICS INVESTIGATION can simply go away because you resigned is crazy! If anything it should be more important to release said findings because well if you’re being investigated then it’s likely you’re corrupt! So much of our system is indeed broken.

[@letsgowhereeaglesdare363]

It's almost like there are 2 systems. One for regular people and one for the rich and powerful

[@6MilkMan9]

They did say they could still do it but it would require a Republican to vote on it with the Democrats... something we all know may never happen but who knows..?

[@busyfreeguy]

I don't know... If someone was being investigated to see if what they did during the job was good/bad, I'd probably expect that to go away if they no longer did the job. If they found something incriminating about the person while doing the investigation, however, I'd expect that to be passed on to the authorities

[@DwayneShaw1]

That's how McCain avoided sanctions for the Savings and Loan Scandal

[@p.jackson9657]

Gaetz senior paid trump two million for his pardon. You think trump didn't get anything fot the juniot?

[@casbot71]

The only problem with RFK Jr trying to improve Trumps diet is that McDonalds giving him a a stroke is something many are hoping for.... Until they remember who the VP is.

[@stefanschleps8758]

Trump is likely to be the first President to die from a stroke, while sitting on the toilette and grunting from the constipation!

[@joanfrellburg4901]

How do you eat an elephant

[@iggysixx]

@@stefanschleps8758Like Elvis? (Will Mar-a-lago become his Graceland?)

[@michaellayton7373]

Vance doesn't have a rabid fanatic support.

[@michaellayton7373]

​@@joanfrellburg4901one small bite at a time

[@x5775]

Come on Seth, you're forgetting his previous bestie... Jeffrey Epstein!

[@casbot71]

"Elon Musk did not hang himself..."

[@LunaryxDiarmait]

​@@casbot71Nope. That was all a hologram.

[@michaeljamesm]

@@casbot71 hoping 🙏🪦

[@johnyu1750]

Rudy… naw, he was never a bestie

[@michaelevangatto1659]

They’re 100% going to stage a bunch of photo ops of Trump pretending to enjoy a single piece of broccoli

[@LyonsM]

A vegetable? That would be priceless. Lmao

[@Marvinmartion]

God republicans are weird!

[@Stew-s5e]

I seen trump in a Home Alone movie, he’s not that good of an actor

[@p.jackson9657]

😂😂😅😂😂😅😂😂 a vitamin - no way

[@casbot71]

Elon is Trumps best buddy? Then can I be the first to say "Elon Musk did not hang himself."

[@Senthiuz]

Well, yeah, he couldn't manage the verticals needed for the job.

[@Blivot]

Satan himself could not have pulled this off any better than Mein Trumpf has! Dr. Strangelove can't compare to this National Labodomy! We're going to give this Mega-Nut the, "FOOTBALL AGAIN?" Trumpf plans to do what ever it takes including a Nuc on American cities if states refuse to comply with his agenda! It'll only take one to bring all states to their knees...My last premonition is S.F. bay area will be turned to glass!

[@RobertFrapples]

@@Senthiuz I lol’d at this.

[@PercyJones25]

Matt Gaetzs bingo card “B17”… Bruhhh 😂

[@jefferybushnik3057]

Especially when B15 is probably more his style.

[@paulyricca3881]

😆 PARTY PARTY PARTY YEEEEEEHAAAAAAAW TRUMP WON LETS PARTY YEEEEEEHAAAAAAAW YEEEHAAAW PARTY YEEEEEEHAAAAAAAW PARTY 😆YEEEHAAAW YES YES 😆

[@LunaryxDiarmait]

​@@paulyricca3881Yeah.. party.. that's what we'll call it. And Trump may have won, but America has lost as a whole.

[@paulyricca3881]

@@LunaryxDiarmait 😆 PARTY HARDY YEEEHAAAW YEEEHAAAW TRUMP WON LETS PARTY YEEEEEEHAAAAAAAW YEEEHAAAW LONG LIVE THE KING OF THE WORLD 🌍 😆 BOW DOWN TO KING TRUMP 😆YES YES YES

[@LunaryxDiarmait]

@@paulyricca3881 There won't be enough alcohol for this "party."

[@sherinameless1618]

You thought the Tesla truck was unsightly? Wait 'til you see the Christmas decorations that First Buddy/New Melania comes up with!

[@LyonsM]

That’s if she even shows up. Currently, she’s missing in action. Lmao

[@k.r.3598]

The Dumpster's Cabinet picks sound like they came straight from the Onion's front page. 🥴

[@felineoverlordservant2419]

Think about how grossly pathetic you have to be to be criticized by RFKJr…just think about that

[@paulyricca3881]

😆PARTY PARTY PARTY YEEEEEEHAAAAAAAW TRUMP WON LETS GIT ON DOWN AND PARTY YEEEEEEHAAAAAAAW YEEEHAAAW 😆 YES YES YES

[@joanfrellburg4901]

Imagine how pathetic you have to be to think it wasn't rigged this time.

[@bryanthompson1925]

RFK Jr is the best hope for this country. The democrats had a chance to run him against trump and he would have won. The fact that you don’t know that is evidence that your embedded in your tribe’s ideology

[@paulyricca3881]

@@joanfrellburg4901😆PARTY PARTY PARTY YEEEEEEHAAAAAAAW TRUMP WON LETS PARTY YEEEEEEHAAAAAAAW LONG LIVE THE KING SIR TRUMP 👴🏻🥃😫😆WE BOW TO KING TRUMP FOREVER 😆BWAHAHA HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

[@felineoverlordservant2419]

@@joanfrellburg4901 this election reminded me of when I was a kid growing up. Other than framing me, my brother used to do this thing where he would accuse me of something that wasn’t true. He would make it a huge deal and I would get in big trouble. Then shortly after that he would do that very thing he accused me of knowing I couldn’t say anything because if I did, I would look crazy and vindictive…this election brought back those awful memories in the worst way.

[@Renastarsong]

Aw, Trump and Elon being each other’s first buddies. That’s some Hallmark movie stuff.

[@BabsKaz]

It won't end well.

[@LyonsM]

Funny, I would say a horror movie. Lmao

[@tigq1430]

I thought it said fist buddies.

[@braininjurydiy]

that will be the first fight, trump cannot handle ANY criticism

[@darickhibbert1624]

Correction: Earthworms don't move like that. You're thinking of An Inch Worm, which is not a worm but a caterpillar.

[@mrwilson7617]

Trump had a buddy once. Epstein.

[@masonnnnnn1]

what cabinet position would epstien have?

[@Waynestarmoon]

Department of Education... 😢

[@kitten-whisperer]

This joke is so lame. Are you guys OK with the democrats that were friends with him?

[@olecranon]

​@@kitten-whisperer "what about the Dems?" Dem buddies of Epstein aren't in power. Quit whining.

[@michaellayton7373]

​@@kitten-whispererthere are no Dems connected with Epstein rapes except Trump. Epstein did a lot of charities and we know Trump never does charities

[@nancychandler3673]

RFK Jr. is not endorsed by the AMA or ANA. Do not approve. Reach out to your Senator. 🇺🇸

[@KeepinItReal1313]

This is so embarrassing for republicans. Don’t they have any self respect?

[@Rebecca-qx1et]

Where have you been for the last decade?

[@burbanpoison2494]

Of course not.

[@bjornsteponeweb]

I'm Swedish and can confirm the real story was that the moose was shot before reaching a Volvo

[@paulyricca3881]

😆 IM GERMAN AND PARTY PARTY PARTY YEEEEEEHAAAAAAAW TRUMP WON LETS PARTY PARTY YEEEEEEHAAAAAAAW TRUMP WON LETS PARTY YEEEEEEHAAAAAAAW YEEEHAAAW 😆 LONG LIVE THE KING OF THE WORLD 🌍 😆 YES YES YES

[@KCALBLABEL00797]

Volvo: the best thing out of Sweden, very narrowly beating Ace of Base ❣️(jk)

[@LunaryxDiarmait]

​@@paulyricca3881Lmao.. you want Hitler 2.0, huh.

[@paulyricca3881]

@@KCALBLABEL00797 👴🏻🥃 IM A EXPAT IN KAZAKHSTAN

[@ANSELNaamehRahab]

Poor moose 😢

[@RTXBRINGER]

We are now living ideocracy, just looking for my tattoo.

[@michaellombardi1620]

Perhaps trumps bad diet could mean he could won’t last much longer

[@vickywitton1008]

🙏🙏🙏🙏🙏

[@GravyDog]

And when he dies, it’ll be the radical left Dems who killed him.

[@loriduck73]

But Vance is perhaps even more scary. 🫣

[@dragongirl89115]

@@loriduck73 I agree, I'd rather Trump than Vance.

[@ggschannel4401]

🤞🙏

[@sarahraisingmyvoice]

I’m sorry… was that a DALEK standing next to Eric Adams??

[@jeremiahblum7833]

Correction... methane is odorless. They have to add odorant chemicals to it to make it stinky as a safety measure. New Jersey doesn't smell like methane, it smells like odorant. 😃

[@christopher1307]

CORRECTION: in most bingo, the B column doesn't go up to 17. The highest is to "B 15".

[@Yahyia-cv3sx]

I think a SNL or Daily Show comedian said there's a "whole new bingo card".

[@sunnimckenzie2381]

I'm relatively sure that was not the point. 😂

[@anaerobic]

He can't say "I 17" despite how much botox is forced into his face

[@jayare6804]

I think it was a missed opportunity to not include the following: " I'm eating a lot of crow and a lot of horse paste, just like RFK Jr." " We love dumpster bear. But why was he in the dumpster? he was hiding out from RFK Jr."

[@rosine749]

Meanwhile I am over in Sweden laughing at bear costume incident in the US.

[@ChandlerSomborac]

Talk about a pick-your-poison situation: *nobody in the right mind* likes Trump. And if *he* bites the dust, then we have Vance to deal with. *UGGHH*

[@michaellayton7373]

But Vance has a small following.

[@MadameMeowth]

​@@michaellayton7373Vance has zero integrity.

[@michaellayton7373]

@@MadameMeowth Agree 100, butt he aalso has no followers whi say that would die for him Much easier to peel support fm him in congrees.

[@p.jackson9657]

But Vance is the more controllable and the heritage foundation likes that.

[@juliekidd9750]

Big head Matt looks like a yt Grinch character 😂

[@allyhartwell2037]

Trump, by not having normal and talented people around him this time, doesn't seem to have allowed for the chaos it will create for him on a day to day basis.

[@Arational]

What do you do when a cult is in charge?

[@LyonsM]

Suggestion, run for your life. Lmao

[@marybellefleur]

Hope they turn on each other?

[@captainhoratiobungleiii7147]

Methane doesn't have a smell. What you smell is added in by the gas supplier so you know there's a gas leak.

[@SnootchieBootchies]

Natural gas distributors add a trace of mercaptan gas so customers can smell a gas leak. Mercaptans is categorized as reduced sulfur compounds, and it is likely the release of trace amounts of these same compounds from refineries and chemical plants that gives New Jersey its "smell".

[@Marvinmartion]

Yep.

[@debbieschroeder6567]

Thanks Seth. I now get my daily week news here. I can't watch any news stations anymore.

[@shoognboogadventures1722]

Same. Him, Kimmel and Colbert. Keeps me sane too.

[@PekkaLuokkala]

That ohhhh after Gaetz joke 🤣

[@nannerz1994]

2:23 I love when he just turns it into a surprise inspection in the middle of the show

[@Batters56]

A surprise surprise inspection.

[@theburntginger]

It definitely got under his skin quickly. Somebody's chauffeur must drive a BMW.

[@AstraVex]

Trump basically lives on a diet of fast food, Adderall and 12 Diet Cokes a day, why is he surprised?! 😂

[@KeepinItReal1313]

Trump isn’t on adderall and has obviously lost a lot of weight so he isn’t eating those things

[@LunaryxDiarmait]

​@@KeepinItReal1313Trump has eaten more Big Macs than anyone has eaten anything in their life.

[@derrekvanee4567]

*The fact that you said adder all (the name brand of dextroamphetamine aka a isomer of amohetamine classes with methylated amphetamine) plus has nothing to say hut something Americans hilarious joke at politics and gvnt shows me a lot!* Do some tryptamines and look inside ar life. plur

[@OGBennyGoat]

Sameies but switch the diet coke for coke zero

[@swarth8632]

​@@KeepinItReal1313Lol. Wake up, homie...

[@sherryelle225]

No, the GOP does not have any self respect. Matt Gates knew that report was coming out in a couple days, so he quit and now the ethics committee has nothing over him. Release it anyway. Which i see u just meantioned.

[@RekkaAlexiel]

@12:53 - Gives a whole new meaning to his "BING-BONG-BONG" nonsense. He was literally reading something no one could have fathomed 8 years go...

[@b8akaratn19]

8:23 "HE DIDN'T MISS!!!" - the bruised drummer behind that Colonial Williamsburg Target advertisement

[@yashenraveesha9887]

It's not his fault, who ever put the drummers behind that target is the one to blame

[@b8akaratn19]

​@@yashenraveesha9887go back to sleep

[@b8akaratn19]

17:17 "Oh so THAT'S what happened to Cocaine Bear..." - Tulsi Gabbard, our future DNI spokesthing

[@Marvinmartion]

That drummer has a slam dunk lawsuit!!!!

[@qazzaqstan]

@@yashenraveesha9887 I loved how the drummer's reaction was moving 6 feet to the right and then continuing to play.

[@whoaskedforthisbs]

They are in fact... weird.

[@jaqoncee6670]

At this point, I won't be shocked if Casey Anthony is appointed to the administration of children and family and George Santos is appointed as treasury secretary

[@JP-rh7eb]

What about the late great Hannibal Lecter?

[@jaqoncee6670]

@ Probably, the federal bureau of prisons 🤔

[@Leblribrbrrq]

“Trump's surprising pick” No, nothing about this is surprising.

[@catalinacurio]

Someone used the term community care a step too far… Heaven help America.

[@stephaniesvantage6474]

Matt gaetz reminds me of Robbie rotten from lazy town. 😂

[@ANSELNaamehRahab]

You are so right!!!! Omgoodness!!!! 😂

[@crashnova7601]

Prepare, don't despair (we are "the enemy within " )

[@COBALTCOVERT]

Hes nearing 80 on that diet, bro is driving it like he stole it

[@christineherrmann205]

I really hope this was elaborate strategy to get rid of Gaetz.

[@stefanolacchin4963]

As an Italian, I used to be horribly embarrassed to have Berlusconi as a President. Then the whole world started to go down that road and I'm not less embarrassed, but at least I know we're in good company. You guys are SO screwed...

[@stephen-wahl]

I really can’t get past Matt Gaetz eyebrows. Those in themselves should disqualify him from office as he clearly possesses very bad judgment.

[@cassandraodle4794]

Lol

[@thedoc1461]

0.45min - 0.52min was what I was waiting for from Seth after Gaetz was named Attorney General of the United States 😂 thank you, Seth, for ALWAYS exceeding my expectations, and thus the loudness of my laughter 😂

[@ermanvis7642]

MTG for Secretary of Education, Oscar the Grouch for Secretary of Sanitation, and Boebart for Secretary of Public Morality and Handiness.

[@Flowersforme-m1n]

🤣

[@damonhines8187]

I'm not 'Merkkkan but I've been scratching my head since the 6th, not jumping, mostly sitting with my jaw between my feet. 😮

[@El-wv1tf]

Correction - methane has no smell, mercaptans or thiophanes are added to detect leaks.

[@Zeikul]

Wonder which cabinet member will be fired first

[@b1646717]

Bing bing BING BING bong bong

[@therealneonfrog]

In Bingo, the "B" balls only go to 15 which is 4 higher than a Spinal Tap amp.

[@carlamongold33]

Trump takes Adderall-I wonder how much he takes a day. It's for nerves and panic attacks. I know my mom took it for panic attacks. We would have to talk her to the ER and they have to give her a shot to calm her down. I have never had a panic attack-knock on wood-I have no idea what it feels like. And alot of people take them to help them sleep.

[@Thomas83KO]

5:48 that is how you create a dictator!

[@paulyricca3881]

👨🏼‍🦰 HOO NIXON?

[@jenswetter251]

The bear from the dumpster: Rudy, of course

[@vinista256]

Ten bucks says Murkowski voted for Harris.

[@b8akaratn19]

Ten bucks will get us nothing on the future "dollar menus" of America

[@saint14johnson]

Bingo card joke was brilliant!

[@c.a.savage5689]

It occurs to me (and probably most people, if you stop to think about it) that the Celebrity Appresident chooses cabinet members in His Own Image. People who remind him OF HIM, in some way. On what other basis can Trump choose them?? He doesn't value intelligence or expertise. He knows nothing and is only interested in what he "thinks" he knows (again, nothing). So what counts in his mind: is 1) flattery 2) the person looks good on TV 3) and says the kind of thing he would say.

[@marjoriestevens9742]

This show keeps me going!

[@Fern635]

That was a Swedish moose - it probably wouldn't have stomped the cars if they were Volvos 😂

[@raradis]

Raygun does NOT get a break.. :)

[@b8akaratn19]

Raygun for Presidential Physical Fitness Test Proctor ... Testing now done on Scantron!

[@paulyricca3881]

👨🏼‍🦰

[@emmaevans2253]

RFK Jr. criticizes Trump's diet, Trump fires RFK Jr. as the head of the Department of Health and Human Services

[@msheahan7]

Just skipping past the fact the axe hit a drummer?

[@Marvinmartion]

I smell lawsuit!

[@jylfarm1964]

BMW === Bus Metro and Walk

[@paulyricca3881]

😆YEEEHAAAW YEEEHAAAW YEEEHAAAW YEEEHAAAW YEEEEEEHAAAAAAAW YEEEHAAAW YEEEHAAAW TRUMP WON YES YES YES 😆 TRUMP IS KING

[@rustycherkas8229]

Actually, I've owned two BMWs... First was a Bloody Mazda Wreck, then, years later, a Blue Mazda Wagon... Both got us from A to B and didn't break the bank...

[@dr.g3860]

⁠@@rustycherkas8229I suspect those Mazdas weren't actually BMWs.

[@rustycherkas8229]

@@dr.g3860 Ya think??? Now that you mention it... I sometimes wondered why I couldn't find the blue & white badge anywhere on the vehicles... Hmmmm....

[@paulyricca3881]

@@dr.g3860 😫 WHA HOPPEN?

[@JamesWright-jm3ix]

I'm going to look it up!

[@fabala182]

CORRECTION: the reason Elon stretches like that is when he's jumping, he's trying to make an X in the air to promote the app

[@dmochat]

Is that an actual correction, or are you making a joke?

[@fabala182]

@dmochat actual correction, look at all the times he's been jumping, I'm sure there's a compilation out there, but yes he's actually trying to make an x

[@MKR5210]

The reason Elon jumps like that is that he emotionally 11 years old 🤦

[@fabala182]

@@MKR5210 no argument here

[@aydapadistudio]

0:22 As in f buddy? That tracks.

[@frezerh]

That Matt Gaets Bingo card was PERFECT

[@jasonl1949]

Correction. Bingo numbers go in groups of 15. You’ll find 17 under I (says Gatez)

[@hamsmcham3238]

The B-17 joke had gotta be Scollins

[@davidmasters6190]

Jump three times and scratch your head sounds like dictating tasks

[@MickeyStartraveller]

listening to these republicans is like laughing with a broken rib....

[@anthonysilvestri4946]

B-17 😂😂😂😂😂

[@emilyyardy1777]

Trump’s swift and last-minute saving of Gaetz having to answer to the report that was supposed to come out today, makes me wonder what Trump had to lose from that report coming out.

[@dr.m.hfuhruhurr84]

Spot on in astute~itude and accuracy not mention snark & wit

[@snakerb]

2:15 it wasn’t just any BMW, they were classics. I’d have made that moose my next couple of meals.

[@matt94alexander32]

When RFK Jr held a Make America Healthy Again event Trump was serving fries at McDonald’s.

[@jimh8725]

Gaetzes girlfriend just got class president! Good one guys!

[@marybellefleur]

5:40 "I could float in the air like a soap bubble, if the Party asked me to."

[@DorothyPotterSnyder]

Obedience is not loyalty. Loyalty is decent and kind. Obedience is unthinking and compliant. We are so screwed.

[@ComicsTeacher]

“B17.” Too good…

[@ouishelly]

Correction: in Bingo, the B column only goes up to 15.

[@MarcKloos]

#correction "the next 10 minutes" of politics are actually 13 minutes long.

[@b8akaratn19]

Jackal pick

[@cindyhill9091]

Was B17 a Scollins joke? Because that sounded like a Scollins joke. lol

[@Moekoffee2001]

Trump dines on our fears

[@LyonsM]

Although he creates the “fears” and MAGA echos it. Lmao

[@lenorkhide2873]

Seth looks like Fred from the Portlandia sketch where he suddenly gets fully grey and can't recognize that he's 48

[@natalieford3238]

This coming from a guy who says he has a worm in his brain 🙄

[@mikeeverett8012]

4 more years!...... of great material

[@AnnieBooker]

Do any of these people actually have relevant work experience and credentials?

[@LyonsM]

No, MAGA seems to be the only “credentials” you need. Lmao

[@knoll9812]

They kiss ass

[@Marvinmartion]

Are you kidding?

[@old_grey_cat]

Yes, about as much as driving a top model automatic car with all the fancy sensors is work experience relevant to driving an articulated road-train (lorry) with 2 trailers. Gaetz is a qualified lawyer, with 3 years from graduation to politics. Hegseth was a National -Guepard- Guard officer, served as a platoon leader in Guantanamo Bay and defended the treatment of prisoners there, spent 2 tours in active areas. Ended as a major. In civilian life, started out of Priceton as a market analyst with Bear Stearns, but spent most time in pro-war conservative group paid positions. Ran a PAC, spent a lot on parties etc, less than half the funds on candidates.

[@franceshinks1810]

Not American but how come anyone can be appointed to any job in your government without being elected to said government?

[@sarahrah420xx]

There is no B 17 on any bingo card, was that the joke?

[@Thom4ES]

He boinked a girl ....too young

[@MeowTheWhat]

good job ya jackal

[@jiorts]

Pagliacci...the G is silent

[@mariechapman4841]

I was wondering if it was a Two if by Sea scenario where he's not Italian and not currently speaking Italian, so pronounces it in a bastardized form. It's like how Henri Matisse becomes Henry Mattis. But you're right, and "pagly-otchy" is what I came to comment on, too.

[@Marvinmartion]

Why put it there?????

[@titusrider7948]

"Gaetz girlfriend got class president " 😅😅😅

[@jesseholder1578]

I knew the Trump administration would spell doom for Ukraine

[@RTXBRINGER]

President Kamacho!

[@paulyricca3881]

😆 PARTY PARTY PARTY YEEEEEEHAAAAAAAW TRUMP WON YEEEHAAAW YEEEHAAAW TRUMP WON 😆 PARTY HARDY YEEEHAAAW YEEEHAAAW

[@titusrider7948]

Troy: If trump says scratch his bawls, we scratch his bawls 🤪

[@patti21125150]

You know trump is gonna have them all jumping and scratching their heads now right??

[@lynufojohns8882]

What Buddy ??? How do i buddy he asks 🤔 😫 🤣🤣

[@bepowerification]

I dont get the roadkill hate.. roadkill is usually fresher than what you buy and grew up more naturally than what corporations farm for meat..

[@vickywitton1008]

But isn't it infected with bugs and diseases?

[@headhunter1945]

Cyanide is entirely natural

[@dr.g3860]

I did not know that roadkill is usually fresher than what you buy in the grocery store.

[@derrekvanee4567]

@@vickywitton1008 not anymore than when your “free range sustainable” (which arnt regulated - juat marketing) have rules that one chicken has to have at least 6cm (2in) between it and it’s nearest neighbor. *timea millions*

[@headhunter1945]

@@dr.g3860 Use your brain, the stuff in the grocery store was frozen. The stuff on the side of the road might have been sitting there for a week in the sun.