Trump Says He's Not Happy with Deal to Avoid Shutdown: A Closer Look

[@Phelie315]

Well, as a German I would disagree with the statement that walls didn't have bad names before. But they have that bad name for a reason, because they don't work and just create problems, tension and danger.

[@c.a.clayton4584]

Yeah, Germans (and Berliners in particular) are pretty familiar with the subject of walls, aren't they?

[@roadrunner6224]

But we had a proper wall. Steel reinforced concrete with glass shards embedded, guard towers with guards ordered to shoot anyone that tried to cross covering every meter, minefields, booby traps, barbed wire and dogs patrolling on long leashes. Guess what it didn’t work. And the people from East Germany weren’t fleeing from starvation, they still had something to loose.

[@diggeler]

Peter Zwegert So true, well put.

[@Phelie315]

@@roadrunner6224 Exactly!

[@mikereseigh]

Nobody wants a wall except trump and his stupid following. They only want it because he screamed it at them for years.

[@sbwan]

That Seinfeld bit alone deserves Several Thumbs Up! Lol!

[@rosslynstandingwater4994]

I was never a big Seinfeld show fan, but that was hilariously perfect. 🤣

[@ElectroNukeMods]

“This is gonna be a plan, Jerry! A real... planny... planny plan plan!” “Nuh. No it isn’t.”

[@TheMadManHimself]

“It’s Gold Jerry! Gold!”

[@KyunghweeChoi]

Oh that was spot on! 👏👏👏

[@CollinMcLean]

I love the numerous references he makes to Seinfeld. My favorite was Uncle Leo without eyebrows.

[@MrFinesse316]

I appreciate that Seth DOES NOT break up his monolougez on youtube into sections like the other late night hosts

[@themachine8009]

jay H exactly. It’s a pain the other ones.

[@fishofmocking3096]

This isnt the monolgue. This is a daily bit

[@vdiitd]

He does. It's just that A Closer Look is a longer section than other sections. :)

[@xCaptxCrunchx]

You actually get more monetary value if the videos are 10+min long I don't understand why those little greedy producers haven't realized this yet. Smh 🤦🏽‍♂️🤦🏽‍♂️🤦🏽‍♂️🤦🏽‍♂️🤦🏽‍♂️🤦🏽‍♂️🤦🏽‍♂️🤦🏽‍♂️🤦🏽‍♂️🤦🏽‍♂️

[@howardkerr8174]

Jay H: Seth does a monologue, and this ain't it. The monologue, which sometimes shows up, is under 4 minutes and usually consists of jokes on several topics while A CLOSER LOOK is just that: a closer look at 1 particular person, news story, subject that should be in the news, but isn't.

[@cristianfcao]

I'm literally facepalming every time I hear Trump talk and I'm not even American. I guess this guy just makes me ashamed to be human...

[@aaroncurtis8545]

Be proud that you are Human, and that we're not whatever species trump is.

[@chrissiek8706]

@@aaroncurtis8545 half umpa lumpa?

[@aaroncurtis8545]

@@chrissiek8706 hehe

[@mlpfanboy1701]

Chrissie K 1/2 demon, 1/4 Oompa Loompa, 1/4 orangutan

[@agnehall5870]

@F G literally no one in europe supports trump. It's like watching a bad reality show

[@Dave-bo8ry]

"I know you didn't write "Art of the Deal,' but did you not even read it?" Come on, man, you know the answer to that.

[@girliejax]

🤦🏽

[@lisahenry20]

Give him some credit. He read the title. Maybe.

[@Hoodoo66]

Closer Look is the hardest hitting news segment on the internet and it's on a late night comedy show. Let that sink in.

[@themachine8009]

And the most watched as well. Two millions views in 24 hours every time.

[@OverdramaticAngel]

If I think about that, I can no longer keep the hysterical insanity at bay.

[@MRayner59]

Seems fitting considering your president and his administration are a joke.

[@frankvaldivia9643]

You should watch The Young Turks or Majority Report. Good, honest reporting.

[@Tmhoop91]

@@frankvaldivia9643 the young Turks honest? Lol. Come on now.

[@matzerose]

how any sane person can sit next him listening to his incoherent ramblings and dont question reality is beyond me..

[@LawndaleLancaster]

Yes, Matt or bust out laughing😂😂😂

[@couragekarnga8735]

I think sane is the keyword here.

[@mcf3778]

$$$$$$$$$$$$$

[@thedudescar674]

Yeah please somebody near him just ask wtf he's babbling about, and don't let him off the hook just go at him so he has a melt down. Deference be dambed he hasn't earned any.

[@MKhavik]

It's gotta be money...

[@Cool_Calm_Cam]

My favorite part about Trump accepting this deal is that he's now being offered *less money* than he was originally offered pre-shutdown.

[@MRayner59]

He's spinning it as a win though by claiming that he's now got $25 billion (most of it from raiding disaster relief funds, cutting military housing, etc.) His base will believe absolutely anything and his Friends at Fox will be more than happy to reverse themselves and get on board with his alt-reality version of events.

[@teax25]

Wait, news broke that POS Trump accept the deal? When did that happen? As far as I know, POS Trump is still threatening to shut down the government because Fox called it a terrible deal.

[@tvremote9394]

Art of the fucking deal, ladies and gentlemen

[@Chas-OTE]

Obviously, getting less was part of his grand, master plan all along. Remember, Trump is holding all the cards. Just you wait until he finally catches Nancy and gives her a hug. She'll cave for sure!

[@Cool_Calm_Cam]

@@teax25 At least, all rumors indicate that he'll sign it in order to prevent another shutdown. Probably because he saw how heavily the previous one tanked his approval rating.

[@RinoaHatake]

"Trump talks about the wall like he just ran into one." 😂😂

[@soyborne.bornmadeandundone1342]

Walked... HE don't run lol

[@toussaintchivars9005]

Elect a clown, expect a circus.

[@JD-bd5rd]

Toussaint Chivars elect a lifelong politician and expect nothing

[@soyborne.bornmadeandundone1342]

@@JD-bd5rd Fair point J H but I'd rather have nothing happen. What's happening now is fucked up...

[@katiemcdavid4124]

X Putin co-signed his loans at deurch bank after he bankrupted the casinos and couldn't borrow a dime. Putin had to hide the 20 billion he stole from his country (Panama papers). It's burried under 15 corps But when the bank produces it's over for him . A lot of people that worked for Drutsch vank have died lately (look it up). On his last year's return Trump claimed 59 million in offshore interest income. He doesn't own anything worth that much interest. I saw that part of the return.

[@iChillypepper]

Kellyanne quietly smirking in the background is scary AF - what the hell is she plotting?!

[@TentinQuarantino_]

Maybe she’s been wearing a wire for the last eight months. Wouldn’t that be hilarious?

[@verbose0]

I don't think she smirked ironically or with prior knowledge of was to be said. Cringing was more like it.. I think someone might be "SAD"!

[@hollygolightly3333]

And notice his stupid daughter sitting next to her. So messed up, this stupid family in the White House.

[@dancepiglover]

She looks like she's taking in what he's saying, and figuring out a way to translate it to others.

[@Darrylx444]

Based on her make-up and hair style, I would have to assume that she is planning how to k_ll Batman.

[@polocos8788]

That Seinfeld impression was on point

[@pebmets]

Anytime Trump says, "I can tell you that.....", it means he has no clue what he is talking about.

[@screeningmimi]

Yes! You nailed it. Also, when he says "believe me" you know that HE knows he's lying.

[@J.M.-nb4gw]

Exactly!

[@couragekarnga8735]

Correction: every time Trump speaks, he doesn't know what he's talking about.

[@mikelomez9313]

@@couragekarnga8735 Correction, every time Trump speaks he's either lying or he has no idea what he's talking about 😂

[@jesusfonseca6043]

Everytime he speaks it just fucking lies and all bullshit

[@HumDoodle]

When trump says "nobody knew" it means he didn't know

[@op3129]

"nobody knows lincoln started the party" "nobody knows how complicated healthcare is" etc infinitum

[@Jartran72]

@@op3129 Exactly what he said...

[@marshasherman8131]

"We're building a lotta wall." So profound.

[@girliejax]

Ugh

[@KyuubiNoodleBear]

The "great" dealmaker needs $20 billion. Asks for $5 billion. Gets $1.4 billion.

[@Atombender]

Even worse, last year the Dems offered him $25 billion in exchange for protecting Dreamers and he said no XD

[@DrWhom]

Is worth minus 10 billion.

[@burnellbrowne4303]

is that a mucked deal for trump?

[@franknbeans69]

Its gonna be more than 20b....if 1.4b gets 55miles...imagine the amount he would need when he touts all 2k+ miles....hes a lunatic

[@Freiheit1232]

@Alex Mullins as well as the rest of his failed businesses.

[@patwiggins6969]

I went from denial to acceptance to wanting to blow my brains out. We are the laughing stock of the world right now. #sad

[@imisstoronto3121]

Yup!! Canada hopes you will one day come to your senses.

[@lisahenry20]

Just want to say thank you for that. You distracted the world enough so that we didn't get mocked as much for brexit.

[@NewMessage]

I guess if you're vague enough about your end goal, it's easier to claim you got what you wanted when you get stuck with it.

[@meomarte]

Do you think it´s instinctive behavior or actually consciously planned?

[@leslieebel5302]

"Make a deal" by threatening, blackmailing, and name calling ..

[@petitio_principii]

Also hugging and kissing.

[@dixiepoet]

Every liar has a tell. When he starts waving his hands he is about to tell a whopper of a lie.

[@bwilly4503]

He also moves his lips!

[@maxvilla5558]

Yeah like he caught one this big...

[@jc3drums916]

4:25 His hair makes him look like he's wearing an Ewok onesie.

[@TentinQuarantino_]

It reminded me of the Spaceballs dog character played by John Candy LOL. I hope he’s got a couple of tumors sprouting up there.

[@boopgenorth1244]

jC3drums thank you! I thought I was going crazy that no one was noticing that lol

[@daxmiller35]

Or a flock of seagulls wannabe

[@grmpEqweer]

I thought he was wearing a tribble on his head.

[@joonasfi]

That's very insulting to the Ewoks

[@davedee7521]

I'm not happy with you being president so we're even.

[@enoughnonsenseamericana328]

AMEN!

[@drupac-drupac]

Dave Dee 😂🤣

[@michelleschreck1744]

No, not even CLOSE to even. He really should be required to build the 55ft left if the Bush ordered wall/fence/fortification/whatever as part of his prison sentence!!

[@weshallrise3691]

The only thing I want to hear about Trump is he's impeachment

[@dade8053]

Fwaaah i know right. The upside is not any better. Lol

[@farnorth13]

@onlyfacts yep it's gonna happen, gonna happen and make you cry cupcake

[@justinnajar4093]

@onlyfacts 😂🤣😂your stuck in the closet!!!

[@farnorth13]

@onlyfacts Yes, that's why I have 3 degrees you stupid Trumpabilly....now go tend your goats....

[@JeffersonVillacisZ]

His*

[@RositaAHuff]

This president has : no clue...no class...no honor...no shame....nothing , nothing, nothing at all !

[@havefaith4358]

No sense.

[@heatherm2140]

Plenty of lies, though....

[@lion-667]

Rosita he is a coward liar crybaby in Chief with fake bone spurs , he is also a child abuser for separating children from their parents and he is a Tyrant wannabe .

[@MrTopman12]

You sound like a mexican illegal!

[@joshuamurrah5226]

But he has a ton of money, more than you will ever have so technically he has something

[@Kevin_Street]

This is really funny! Well done, Seth and writers. Well done.

[@jmmacb03]

America, please demand to see the tax returns for every candidate for president and demand that they undergo a psych evaluation! Then work on gerrymandering, the Electoral College, enforcing campaign spending and donation limits and getting at least another two political parities…good grief. The damage this creature has done is now generational. Your international reputation is shot.(I remember when Dan Quayle misspelt "potatoe"!! How far you have fallen…)

[@townman1]

lol

[@AnyBodyWannaPeanut]

So true... Really the entire system is broken.

[@IMSiegfried]

@Tucker MTB 'bout time someone mentioned Hillary or Obama. ;-D

[@dominiquebrasseur2898]

@Tucker MTB What does mr. Obama have anything to do with this present mess? Again trying to place the blame where it does not belong. I cannot help but detect some racism in your statement? Mr. Obama was subjected to the vilest insults and critisism. And yet, he did rather well, considering what he had to deal with in the aftermath of G.W. Bush's presidency . And yet, you seem to behave very indulgently towards the mess that was created by his predecessor, Mr. G.W. Bush. Once again, your comment seems to imply that different standards are being applied, as well as a total ignorance of American history. Your loss.

[@dominiquebrasseur2898]

@@IMSiegfried No not about time. Because they did not create the current mess. Because, whatever their mistakes may have been, they did not behave in total disregard of the lawq of the land. Because they were not egomaniacs. Your comment is deluded. If you are an adult, you should the diffeerence between flawed individuals, who make mistakes and are real human beings , and sociopaths, who have no moral compass whatsoever. Which seems to be the the unfortunate MO of this current "president". He seems to have no center, no compass. Obsessions do not constitute a core system of values. And it seems trump has no values. This has been proven and shown times and times again. My feeling is that you could perhaps gain some perspective and knowledge by analysing and compare. And then form your own opinion. I am trying to be kind. But it seems you do not care one jot about the real issues. Just spreading hate and division. But we will see. A lot is happening. And a good lot.

[@rationallion9438]

Chant at Trump's next rally: Paint The Wall! Paint The Wall!

[@grmpEqweer]

Wonder if he'll use gold paint...

[@jsteel8288]

@@grmpEqweer He'll get Melania to decorate the "wall": it will be the most decorated wall panel in history.

[@lion-667]

Trumps slogan should be the great divider or how about Tyrant wannabe!

[@jsteel8288]

@@lion-667 Well, the latest is the Toddler - In - Thief is about to declare a National tantrum over his pathetic Lego wall, so I guess his title should be The Great Nappy I.

[@rosesmith6925]

The comparison to Seinfeld is so on point! The Whole thing is about Nothing!

[@danielgehring7437]

Oh and there's a racist there. I'm so sorry, I know nobody cares about Michael Richards anymore but I had to.

[@thedudescar674]

No this is not about nothing, it's about Trump being a distraction while the Republicans ream the American peoples arse without lube. 😕

[@lucasmartinez5703]

Then how do we know when it ends?

[@rosesmith6925]

The Dudes Car, what I mean by nothing is that trump whole world is fake/not true (nothing).

[@rosesmith6925]

Lucas Martinez, well at the End of Seinfeld they All ended up in jail(mostly for their basic insensitivity to others). Sounds like a Good ending to me😂

[@sarahrhyner]

This is one of the funniest segments I have seen in a while. SOOOO FREAKINGGGGGG FUNNYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY

[@chubtuggins5169]

Mother and I love your show, Seth.

[@fishofmocking3096]

"Trumo talks about the wall like he just ran into one" 😂😂😂

[@SGR05]

Fish of Mocking This made me giggle

[@msmithmitchell1604]

Fish of Mocking 🥴

[@Kznarf]

Savage

[@gixellia8455]

It's shameful, having to watch this sociopath in the role of president.

[@RenaldyCalixte]

He's not a sociopath. He's a narcissist. There's a difference.

[@hanburgundy4317]

I keep waiting and hoping to wake up to a world where Obama is still president. Or one where Bernie is president. Hell, I'd settle for Hillary Clinton - at least she was qualified. We literally have a game show host as our president; a sexual molester; a failed businessman and conman; a sociopath; a racist; a bigot; a sexist; a complete buffoon who thinks hamburgers are hamberders.

[@JMBibliophile]

@@hanburgundy4317 sorry to correct you, but he has been pretty successful at being a conman. Hell, it's how he got elected.

[@GabrielTheMagolorMain]

onlyfacts Except President Obama was educated in politics and actually knew how our system works. He also read daily memos instead of needing pictures. But keep acting like 45 has a clue 🤦‍♀️

[@mikebronicki6978]

@@RenaldyCalixte over two dozen mental health experts found "overwhelming evidence of profound sociopathic traits". - www.GlobalResearch.ca

[@gz9975]

That Seinfeld impression is on point!

[@steelman1506]

@Late Night With Seth Meyers . You keep me sane Seth... I love you man

[@JamesIanni]

South Park and Seth are the lights of my life

[@frankcastle3288]

Seth's Seinfeld voice is great!

[@threellamas16]

But Seth..... this wall DOES have a name! It's PEACHES! So quickly we forget!

[@Grit09]

jeff c LOL I remember him calling it peaches and it was hilarious

[@jeffnovack1321]

Maybe the "PLAN" is peaches also....and that was also the healthcare plan "peaches"...

[@tompeters7486]

What about his health plan for the middle class? Remember that lie??

[@MrTopman12]

YOURS IS an ASSININE COMMENT! Stupid!

[@NewMessage]

More likely, Anne Coulter told Donnie that he wasn't happy with the deal.

[@rachelel9087]

Exactly.

[@emilyb.8219]

I don't call many people this because I'm not a big fan of the word and the way some people use it, but when it fits, it fits: Ann Coulter is one of the vilest cunts in America. Her life must be miserable, to be filled with so much hate and anger all the time.

[@chongmcafee3799]

I really love watching closer look but hate I have to see and hear Trump! How can anyone lie so much?!

[@ErLeuchten]

nobody is perfect. if you try to have the last word everytime you have to lie sooner or later. trump being far away from perfection maybe explains the amount ,-)

[@audreyledgerwood8774]

Thanks for the good laughs Seth, you are so spot on.

[@sillyfeet73]

Some business people think they can (and often do) blag their way through their career. Name dropping here, exaggerating there and signing over a big enough wad of cash if that’s what it takes. The highest office in the land requires substance not blagging. The exaggeration has been tried (constantly), the name dropping too (more in terms of putting others down) and the pay off has been tried too (tax cut). The difference is this job is accountable to every man, woman and child in the United States with the whole world watching.

[@snakesnsparklers626]

We just need to hire some actors to play scientists, military personnel, and get some mimes to play people attempting to cross the border. The mimes have to speak Spanish, so that might cost a lil extra, but it is so worth it. Believe me. Tell him that only the BEST scientists and the BEST military has done America proud by building the world’s first ever invisible border wall.

[@_JayRamsey_]

Tell him we used the stealth technology from the F-35 (that he thinks is *literally* invisible).

[@chriss7393]

al gore did that... "97% of scientists"..haha... turns out the person behind that phrase was a cartoonist

[@hanburgundy4317]

@@chriss7393 Climate change is real, you idiot; Gore and others were just wrong about the cause. They thought it was a hole in the ozone layer and instead it's a thickening of said insulation trapping more heat. Sixth graders understand this.

[@joannemiddaugh122]

Brilliant!

[@tajicbladeofthelegion5474]

But mimes don't speak any language, let alone Spanish

[@akaJughead]

Benny Hill had better hair than Trump

[@charlespeakjr6337]

Also, Benny Hill was loved and respected throughout the world.

[@Toywins]

Facts!

[@daveroberts6884]

I would argue Phyllis Diller had better hair. i.ytimg.com/vi/Uw470J8qpEo/hqdefault.jpg

[@havefaith4358]

But he wasn't funnier. I liked Benny Hill.

[@patrickfoster2054]

God bless you Seth Meyers!

[@johnstover9083]

Seems to me he never really specifies much of anything, just general promises of wonderful things.

[@petitio_principii]

THE WALL JUST GOT 10 FEET TALLER, LIBTARD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111

[@tysargent9647]

Now, don't get mad that the wall was just a phony scam.

[@michaelberry8096]

Using the Unabomber's shack at 4:04 to emphasize how crazy Phil Robertson is. Well played, Late Night. Well played.

[@anotherbutt4chair454]

I turn off the volume, because when i hear Trump Speak i can feel my brain shrinking.

[@mmcken3354]

I do that too. evil as stupidity they are and he is the leader of evil.

[@pistakilla376]

Looks like you have a bad case of TDS. You should get that checked out 😎

[@Spazzycat14]

That's actually the socialist propaganda they taught you in college.

[@chrissiek8706]

@@Spazzycat14 oh, you both here, you and Irvin. Again. What a coincidence. You give each other some sign which posts to troll, or just comb through the entire feed?

[@stoneyll]

Donald trump is waiting to watch Sean Hannity and get advice on if he should or should not sigh the deal...

[@enoughnonsenseamericana328]

Ohh Hannity was Poppin of at the mouth today on his 610 radio show alright... Coincidentally, fat ass Rush was on an hour earlier absolutely mirroring Sean's take on thing's. Thier "suggestion"... Was that Chump take the deal then try to declare state of EMG anyways!! Let's see....

[@rachelel9087]

@@enoughnonsenseamericana328 oh jesus. I overheard Hannity on faux tonight. With all due respect (which is none), how he hasn't been locked up in a mental institution is beyond me. He was rambling incoherently and soooo paranoid. I literally have seen both paranoid schizophrenics AND paranoid drug addicts LESS paranoid than Hannity.

[@emilyb.8219]

@@enoughnonsenseamericana328 How did you stand to listen to their radio shows?? If I accidentally hear a couple seconds while scanning stations out of boredom, I freak out and change it as fast as I can. I heard enough of their toxic bullshit growing up while riding in the car with my dad, I don't want to subject myself to any more of it now.

[@enoughnonsenseamericana328]

@@emilyb.8219 Ahahaha haha That's were I picked up the habit. I almost never agree with anything they say but sometimes I just got to hear their next big thing. It's like a naughty drug I guess. There are days when they are coming at it to heavy. I put on music or NPR.

[@enoughnonsenseamericana328]

@@rachelel9087 I couldn't agree with you more! Did he say Mr. President 18 times in a single paragraph? Hahaha that's another trade mark move.

[@kellykerr5225]

Wait, I thought we were going to call the wall peaches.

[@Toneloke-3000]

Thank Trump for turning the swamp into a radioactive landfill

[@prometheus575]

Nick Robinson: Trump said he was going to "drain the swamp", but he never said he wouldn't drain it INTO the White House.

[@theultimatereductionist7592]

LOL!

[@barnold23]

"We build too many walls and not enough bridges" -Issac Newton

[@SpooksMcGhie]

I can't believe this is still happening

[@4mytoytube]

"Trump talks about the wall, Like he just ran into one"... Priceless!

[@chrissiek8706]

The only hardly believe part - Trump running

[@boaboy8052]

"We will just take pieces of the Great Wall of China and bring it to the southern border over here. Problem solved," -Trump

[@helenamirian908]

We will take sections of the Berlin Wall and recycle them.

[@shresthapuja]

Hahaha. 😂😂😂

[@helenamirian908]

Oh wait...I am being reminded that Obama was pro-recycling...nvm

[@jonathanfesmiresteampunkau6983]

You just know that, "They have finally, and fully, acknowledged..." was just supposed to be, "They have fully acknowledged," and he's doing his weird "I read that word wrong so I'll just add 'and,' then the right word, and pretend that's what I meant to say" thing.

[@RevDooDatt]

Trump gives walls, a bad name (bad name). Bon Jovi remix

[@MrTopman12]

WRONG! DEMONRATS gave walls a bad name many years ago, then called walls GOOD during o'mammy's DISASTRIOUS presidency(?) and you GIVE REAL REVERENDS a bad name! satn's HELL AWAITS YOU!

[@patty8894]

America's drunk uncle is back in the house !!!! 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@patty8894]

@onlyfacts And the trailer trash meth head is taking up the a$$ !!!!

[@Cloud-zb8lw]

His wall is like his mushroom. He can't get it up.

[@themachine8009]

😂😂😂😂😂👍👍👍

[@YourMomWasHere2Day]

Hot damn!

[@lindasandoval8944]

Good one!!

[@cent20buck71]

lol

[@robertdufault3810]

In that video Trump's hair reminded me the "barf" from the movie Spaceballs. Looked like he had ears in his hair.

[@JosiePC44]

Yes!! Omg you're right. 😃

[@matsujonen]

They were having trouble covering his horns

[@hanburgundy4317]

XD Omg, now I'll neversee Spaceballs the same again. "I'm my own best friend."

[@kmichele888]

💀 😂

[@ricardomunoz4046]

BARFOLOMEW!

[@thepressgirl]

I'm sure Bush is so glad that there's a president who speaks worse then him

[@vartikagaur2922]

Seth here killing ittt

[@EFantasic]

It physically hurts me to listen to the orange man speak. Christ.

[@EFantasic]

@onlyfacts Ah. So your THAT kind of stupid. Poor baby. You had an intelligent, competent, black man in power and he made you feel inferior (because you are). Now you have an absolute moron in control and that makes you feel better. .... Rather pathetic, don't you think?

[@pistakilla376]

@@EFantasic Better get used to it man. 😎

[@hallowedfountain5215]

@@EFantasic ur triggered. lol

[@achilles7187]

@onlyfacts you should change your nickname or search the definition of "facts"

[@tearnbump3051]

Orange man bad. Got it lol

[@feebeedoc78]

Great Seinfeld impression Seth.

[@OFFRoadWheels]

This is what happend when we shutdown the sanitarium's years ago now we are paying for it.

[@cyndieK1]

Chad Christman..,so true!

[@cent20buck71]

Hysterical!!!!! And you're right!

[@rucha_s]

This is so true,I have heard the wall more in the last 3 years ,more than my whole life

[@YY-wr5jt]

To people who voted for this guy because they had enough of the politicians: This is what you get for electing a non-politician into office. Duh!

[@alondathomas293]

Huang: A non-politician with virtually no qualifications to prove that he can lead the country anywhere, and who clearly dosen't know what he's doing half the time, and who is really there only because of white privilege. He was voted in by white people who were still pissed off and mad as hell about having had a black president, because that put a hole in all their bullshit racist theories that a black person wasn't capable of holding office. Yet they voted for an old, rich, spoiled as hell entitled white guy who can't even bend down to tie his own shoes into office, and who is completely unqualified to be there in the first place. How pathetic.

[@rationallion9438]

No President in history ever had to work so hard to convince us that he works so hard...

[@nonyabizness.original]

he should carry a broom around with him wherever he goes... yeah, he's ~that~ guy.

[@TheEpicYak17]

"The art of the no deal", Donald Trump his entire presidency

[@chriss7393]

Booming economy....what country are you referring to?

[@Ultimaton100]

chris s Trump inherited that economic success from Obama. Research is your friend.

[@GabrielTheMagolorMain]

Bleeding Eye Watcher Yep, an economy President Obama pulled out of the gutter after the bank crisis in 08. These 45 worshippers are nuts.

[@XavierMcQueen]

chris s He’s failed to deliver on over half of the promises he’s made during his campaign. He’s either broken those promises or compromised on them. His biggest promise to build a super wall and have Mexico pay for it is literally crumbling in front of you. He set a record for the longest government shutdown in US history and didn’t even get what he wanted out of it. Not only did he not get what he wanted from it; He also got less than what was originally proposed to him. The US and our President is more than our economy, Chris.

[@ryanmcmahon7471]

Posted seven minutes ago: 1 down-vote and 235 likes... Trump is quick on that button, damn.

[@desmofan1864]

omg, the day 1 repeal and replace feels like ancient history after all we've been through...

[@kyap37]

“Wall and Grace”?!? Hahaha! Hilarious! Love it!🤣👍🏼

[@alienbeing888]

WARNING: DO NOT eat when watching Seth.... I'm recovering from choking!! HaHaHa!!

[@alr9926]

4:25. Looks like he was a band member for Flock of Seagulls.

[@MMMM-pq1cj]

Video killed the radio stars

[@VianneyCreates]

He is going to say the provision for "border fencing" is wall money, and that cheeses me off. He's also saying he's still going to take money from other places or declare the emergency...Dems should vote "no." He's going to try and do what he wants anyway, right?

[@ngc5195]

Oh no! The man baby didn't get what he wanted! 😥

[@angelineperales]

Seth you are the best on late night...congrats on your show...you have so much material to work with lol.

[@lihao4667]

does anyone remember Trump said he will get Mexico to pay the wall

[@acm1350]

li hao- Funny you should mention that. I bet Trump is hoping like Hell everyone forgot he ever said that.

[@Cypresssina]

The Art of Capitulating.

[@jackieroberts1489]

For those of you who can’t decide if trump is crazy or just ignorant, it’s easy. He is both !

[@bill2461]

Whats with the "Flock of Seagulls" hairdo at around 6:49! LMAO!

[@LordFirekaze]

How can anybody in their right mind keep following this fool, lock him up

[@iChillypepper]

Grab and hug them - did he just describe sexual assault? 🤔

[@falovepa]

He also said we should just relax and enjoy the ride.

[@babybree175]

Yes he has..he's done it before. Speaking from experience

[@deniseespinoza6402]

IF YOU'RE NOT HAVING FUN WATCHING THIS ..IT'S YOUR OWN DAMM FAULT!!!!!🍻

[@nicocrestmere9688]

The best presidents are the ones you never hear from or have to worry about. I am not having fun and neither is my ulcer.

[@sierrasouthwell9237]

@@nicocrestmere9688 I miss Obama. Hell, I'd even take Bush. At least with Bush, I never doubted that he was a patriot. His ideas of patriotism and what was best for America were different from my own, but I never thought that he was only using the presidency to stroke his own ego and enrich himself and his associates.

[@crackiechan1209]

@@sierrasouthwell9237 bush earned a ton of money by starting wars in some parts of the world. He had shares in the arms industry. Nothing to to with patriotism

[@mehdimuhdi6101]

I'm enjoying this like anyone who loves watching a dumpster fire.

[@coyoteboy5601]

Trump and his Wall. I'm thinking of a certain sea captain and a certain whale. But Trump would probably say, "What, you mean 'Free Willy?'

[@guitarpedalfirstlook6538]

He definitely likes to free willy. When you're famous they let you do it.

[@keithkowal8569]

I thought the exact same thing...the wall is his white whale

[@manonlapicard3736]

More of those Seinfeld bits!

[@comasmusica7548]

"Before you showed up, we never talked about walls at all." And starting the first minute you're no longer president, we won't talk about walls ever again.

[@NewMessage]

No wonder he's obsessed with the wall. He's orange, heavy, and thick as a brick.

[@KDFROST1]

LOL!

[@komalahayes1535]

😂😂😂👍

[@SlothinAintEasy]

I can't imagine Trump was ever happy.

[@leslieebel5302]

He's happy when he screws people one way or another..

[@mmartinezPhysics]

If Trump's a first class deal maker, Hugh Laurie is the best MD in the world; playing a successful businessman in TV doesn't make you one in real life.

[@mspeggylee4214]

"Wall & Grace" LMAO! 👏

[@barnold23]

Damn ... Seth does a pretty good Seinfeld lol.

[@dillynnstandeford2043]

Never have I seen someone talk so much but say nothing!

[@Cypresssina]

His hair is making me want to watch Bram Stoker's Dracula. Now I'm imagining some weird mash-up with Stone as Judge Doom from Who Framed Rodger Rabbit and Trumpula.

[@petermatthews3729]

"Dracula: Dead and Loving It" might be a better option. For when you need some humor with your horror. Leslie Nielsen was great as Dracula.

[@seakelp3508]

Nice job on the impressions Mr. Meyers.

[@sheldons1501]

You know any shitty day I'm having goes away when I watch your videos Seth! This was great!!! My coworkers always wonder what the hell am I laughing at all the time on my breaks. Lol

[@heatherm2140]

6:47 Anyone else thinking "Flock of Seagulls" inspired hair? 😁

[@efogg3]

" every few months we have to go through this exhausting ritual where we pretend the president actually knows what hes talking about even though it's clear he doesn't . LOL!! 5:19

[@peggyjoseph6465]

He's doesn't even care about the wall!!!!!

[@1ManNamedDan]

Your right but he built a following by scapegoating immigrants for his angry ignorant base to fear and put all of their blame on. It's way easier then coming up with forward thinking strategies that actually help people in need to the mutual benefit of everybody - like streamlining immigration to make more hard working tax payers who won't be drain on our system, need to hide in the shadows or rely on criminals to get their family out of danger. Leaders use diplomacy for the benefit of all while tyrants divide and manipulate for the benefit of the few.

[@lion-667]

Your right the cowardly punk just wants to get the wall so he can boast and boast that he won.

[@AnexoRialto]

Trump and his followers want to make America whiter. The wall is a way of saying that without saying it.

[@townman1]

This is the most important point in this whole disaster , He does not care at all about a wall , he is just playing the idiots! Thanks Peggy , 100% spot on.

[@EvilPaladin11]

He DOES remember that the point of his beloved wall is to keep people out, right? Why spend money and time making it look pretty? The last wall that kept people out and was decorated, was the Berlin wall. It was decorated with graffiti. Everyone was pretty hyped when THAT wall was torn down. Though he'll spend beautification money on the wall, because it's other people's money (aka: tax money that could be better used for just about anything else). Also, he's got the attention span of a brain damaged gold fish. Also, the Berlin wall was used more for keeping people IN rather than OUT towards the end of its existence.

[@mendelde]

The Berlin wall was never meant to keep anyone out, it was always meant to keep people in.

[@liser]

That sienfield bit was so on point! I literally laughed out loud.

[@theartist124]

What no one ever talks about is that in The Art of the Deal he told you absolutely nothing about how to make a deal (because clearly he has no idea how to do that).