I Have Relatives in those 2 states Florida and Georgia and that's the truth
@temporaladvisor39589 күн бұрын
Immediately thought of George Costanza defending his pool shrinkage.
@thehuntsman834110 күн бұрын
"At this point, the only prisoner Trump hasn't released is Melania." 😂😂😂 Savage... but fair.
@shivasgirl160910 күн бұрын
Poor little 40 million dollar rich girl prisoner 🙄
@thehuntsman834110 күн бұрын
@shivasgirl1609 Exactly! She's not paid nearly enough to have to put up with that cheese doodle.
@NicoleHamrah10 күн бұрын
Not a prisoner, she just like him. Racist ass
@AGirlandHerGang10 күн бұрын
How is that fair?. Stupid
@abrahamf372110 күн бұрын
😂😂😂😂lmao
@lynnebucher653710 күн бұрын
The material from the WH provides infinite inspiration to the writers! Great content.
@emeraldhills77710 күн бұрын
Really needed the laughs tonight Jimmy! 😅 Thank you!! ❤
@Shea322410 күн бұрын
January 6th criminals should not be pardoned, they should be behind bars!! 💯
@DyLemmaOG10 күн бұрын
awww you guys still in your echo chamber? I feel bad for y'all..genuinely
@raymondjones590910 күн бұрын
@@DyLemmaOGyour cousins came home the other day I understand your happy
@nbooth10 күн бұрын
@@DyLemmaOGYou're excusing political violence.
@BethYeat10 күн бұрын
Yeah....they were.
@raylewis23810 күн бұрын
@@nboothit's been 4 years. They've served their time. How much time did the rioters get during the George Floyd riots?
@danielkjohnson956610 күн бұрын
Omg that was hell of a start , So funny the Melania one 😂😂, the writers and performance of Jimmy is one of a kind you can't find it anywhere else Personally, I could not begin my day without this show , much appreciate for the effort of the whole team of Tonight Show, the roots and of course Jimmy Much love from 🇮🇷
@CrustyPete196810 күн бұрын
That Putin / Musk joke was great 😂
@floridagirl440710 күн бұрын
It has definitely been very cold, windy, and rainy in Florida. My car actually warned me yesterday "roads may be icy, please drive with care". I didn't even know my car could do that! Lol
@margusprokuda49739 күн бұрын
Absolutely EVERY car does it,it's a standard put by the car dealerships many,many years ago. 😀
@noreenconstantine46125 күн бұрын
Mostly in Deliverance-land," the panhandle
@staceybarnett238510 күн бұрын
Melania isn't imprisoned. She is the same as him
@heyokakoyeh10 күн бұрын
Have you ever watched videos about sharecroppers?.....Harriet Tubman said something like - I freed hundreds. I could have freed thousands but they didn't know they were slaves.
@SandeepKulshrestha10 күн бұрын
Yes read her biography by her former friend. She is cold and ambitious
@LM77va10 күн бұрын
@SandeepKulshrestha she's gonna be the one who takes Trump out. watch.
@apestogetherstrong31516 күн бұрын
lol Brainwashed fool, keep listening to Jimmy
@Shea322410 күн бұрын
Trump, & Melania celebrating their 20th Anniversary. 20 years of a fake "marriage."😭🤣
@azsport909710 күн бұрын
Why are you gay
@AndlikeIcare3310 күн бұрын
@@azsport9097, Look it's a crying maga!! 😭🤣
@idea146910 күн бұрын
Not fake, in Eastern Europe where Melania is from, such a harsh reality marriage is usual and expected: everything fails except love mentality reigns.
@cherchikatilo303210 күн бұрын
20 years a slave
@NicoleHamrah10 күн бұрын
Contract marriage for $$$
@dzmalpoozo317710 күн бұрын
Brace yourselves, folks Trump's era of craziness was just the trailer. The main event is about to drop!
@raylewis23810 күн бұрын
Fingers crossed
@TomBerosik-ld1bf10 күн бұрын
To putin: "he's not playing with a full deck, please don't start ww3".
@chaostheory1610 күн бұрын
You’ll say that until the last day of his presidency and completely overlook anything good he does. I suggest a different approach as that clearly is not happy-making.
@ETAonTheEUC10 күн бұрын
@@chaostheory16I really dislike trump on a character-level, but he’s the president now. I hope he does some good and it outweighs any bad. I mean, it’s not like Biden was hot stuff either so it’s just been a s-show all the way ‘round, and it ain’t over
@erichfiedler148110 күн бұрын
@@ETAonTheEUCthere's nothing good that's gonna come out of the Trump regime 2.0
@DFEAudio10 күн бұрын
I will always remember Jimmy Fallon for his brief role in the Band of Brothers miniseries episode Crossroads at the end as the 101st are trucked into Bastogne, where he plays Lt. George Rice. His performance was phenomenal, depicting a scared but brave man!
@Gfy69ytb10 күн бұрын
He is great! I saw that series. Amazing. Should be required in high school for history courses.
@Maribel-q3y10 күн бұрын
The jokes on melania are always very funny!
@mcsquarish9 күн бұрын
She's a multi-millionaire, hopefully soon to be a billionaire widow, so the joke is on us...
@olivergarrick117510 күн бұрын
The Putin / musk jokes was peak comedy 😂.
@RockChunk10 күн бұрын
The “WOW!” at the end got me 😂😂😂😂
@tomlakosh183310 күн бұрын
The J-6 pardons must trigger a conflict of interest, equal protection and obstruction complaint/suit against DJT in state courts, because he's a coconspirator in at least 3 pending state criminal proceedings where he’s granting “aid and comfort” to the seditionists defendants and witnesses. The agencies issuing him security clearances, (DOD, DOJ, DOE, CIA, etc.), should all be sued for issuing clearances to an insurrectionist, convicted felon and military documents thief.
@Gfy69ytb10 күн бұрын
Thank you.❤❤
@itech363910 күн бұрын
Trump is immune.....and not because the courts said so.... because the ppl that voted for him made it so
@matthewwiederspan302510 күн бұрын
I agree, but Trump has proven he doesn’t give a damn about checks and balances. 🤬
@evangeloevoxi10 күн бұрын
That is how the law was supposed to work..... But that was before our government went full oligarchy, and they don't care.
@mcsquarish9 күн бұрын
Presidents should not have pardon power. Stop politicizing the courts and let them do their jobs.
@greyyfoxx10 күн бұрын
Always love me some jimmy fallon ❤❤❤
@sugarmagnolia147510 күн бұрын
5 dead , police beaten to death, 140 cops in hospital,
@raylewis23810 күн бұрын
What are you talking about?
@WolfRose1Studios10 күн бұрын
@@raylewis238 From the January 6th, 2021 riots
@honpot201610 күн бұрын
and they still voted for him? what the hell? i know he was a good salesmen, but how could he fool so many?
@DFEAudio10 күн бұрын
@@raylewis238I assume he's talking about J6 rioters.
@kathleen960710 күн бұрын
@@raylewis238Are you that stupid!!!🙄🙄🙄
@horseyfacetheglorious10 күн бұрын
So much for No New Wars
@Matts0_1110 күн бұрын
We’re fucked
@ArielPhonkster10 күн бұрын
Right? It’s a shame whoever voted for this convicted felon..
@raymondjones590910 күн бұрын
Late night comedy been on a role 🎉🎉🎉😅
@OzcanMumun-h6t10 күн бұрын
Adaxum is making big moves in the DeFi space. I’m thinking this might be a solid long-term hold.
@ArielPhonkster10 күн бұрын
He’s also trying to threaten Canada, Panama, Greenland, vice versa. So terrifying to live in america..
@MetalSonicReject10 күн бұрын
The guy is an f***ing loose cannon! It’s insane!!
@HeriEystberg9 күн бұрын
That's not how you use vice versa. Did you mean etcetera?
@ArielPhonkster9 күн бұрын
@@MetalSonicReject totally insane!
@MelissaM-lo5hi7 күн бұрын
Wand me baby. Just one swoop, wt😂Tickets are very available 😲No doubt😂Jimmy’s loving laughter when introducing SNL,Quest Love. Never seen his smile so big.The best!❤️🔥👍😉
@MsMiika1310 күн бұрын
Re: Biden's letter: Trump exhibited his uncouth, classless, ignorant, bullying, petty self once again.
@patrickcardon164310 күн бұрын
That letter would still be in that drawer in 2 or 3 years if somebody hadn't mentioned it to him. He doesn't care about anything but himself
@Diane-tbcetd10 күн бұрын
Jimmy Rocks ! Love the Trump jokes. 🇨🇦😀
@Pindexter7710 күн бұрын
OK. you got me on that last one. 🤣😂😂
@alicemunyua10 күн бұрын
the Netflix jokes are genius
@HeriEystberg9 күн бұрын
Wait a second, Netflix in the US has ads!?
@lynnebucher653710 күн бұрын
Almost 10" snow in some areas of north Florida. Shattered previous records!
@monicaramirez5101510 күн бұрын
Biblical times we are living in 😊Snow represents cleansing and renewal 😊you are blessed ❤
@Mutanttaint10 күн бұрын
@monicaramirez51015 no, snow is frozen water
@ingridwheeler31809 күн бұрын
@@monicaramirez51015: Got boots?
@SumtingWong-s6f10 күн бұрын
Watch jd vances' reaction in church during the bishops plea. WATCH HIS EYES!!
@heyokakoyeh10 күн бұрын
I caught that. And then he started to try to get his wife in in it - but she wasn't having it..
@johngrayatkinson121410 күн бұрын
Yeah He's a fuckin weirdo soulless douchebag That's how they look
@ginnyd2407 күн бұрын
He looked pretty pissed so rude of the Bishop to tell the truth. Melania ( as one person observed) looked like she might go up in flames
@beverlystack51910 күн бұрын
I'm thinking if Trump can change the golf of Mexico to the golf of America.We should sign a petition changing the White House to riker's prison. Because that's where Trump should be!!!
@kennedygayle10 күн бұрын
trump is MESSY
@StephenHunts10 күн бұрын
Trump is an evil 😈 dictator wannabe
@HighLife4200110 күн бұрын
You are messy
@clementrawlins915110 күн бұрын
The guy in the shorts is lucky that pigeon wasn't looking for worms!!😂
@helentaylor488610 күн бұрын
I’m sure Putin is shaking in his boots 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
@lashendawest750910 күн бұрын
We love your show jimmy fallon
@willl_dabeast10 күн бұрын
No we don’t!!😂🤡🤡🤡
@SerhatOzlem-n6c10 күн бұрын
Top tier presale just begun. I think Adaxum is one of the most promissing projects year to date.
@billybillz444310 күн бұрын
Rioters duck dynasty joke😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂💪🏾💪🏾💪🏾
@TheAccidentalViking10 күн бұрын
The Pekoske sketch is a bit dumb. The guy is a retired Vice Admiral of the US Coast Guard. He worked in the Department of Transport and Homeland Security. He has a masters in Public Administration and an MBA. I think his only flaw, in tRump's eyes was that he was too educated.
@franciscoxavier454110 күн бұрын
IS THERE ANYWAY WE CAN FASTFORWARD 4 YEARS TYSON DEGRACCI U THERE?
@chrisdurgin12099 күн бұрын
She got 20 years to life. Happy anniversary.
@BGM169 күн бұрын
Good jokes, thank you Jimmy!😊
@KimberlyLiscombe10 күн бұрын
Good one Jimmy
@ryanfarmer-smith2159 күн бұрын
"Be honest, you'd rather kill a stranger than watch ads" WHAT 💀💀😂😂
@TrangJarrell10 күн бұрын
Smart investors know the alt run is where fortunes are made. Adaxum token ICO is the key to capitalizing on it!
@gsburek434510 күн бұрын
It would have been too much work to look over those criminal files.
@lwells2679 күн бұрын
I cancelled Netflix yesterday.
@leaxx280010 күн бұрын
YO JIMMYYY
@apttmhyah634410 күн бұрын
HI NOLA 👋🏾🥶❄️🥶🥶 WE ENJOYED THAT SNOW 🤗🤗 AND NOW WE'RE OVER IT 😂🤣😂😜😜😜
@filmicbro10 күн бұрын
❤❤❤
@racheloswald99539 күн бұрын
lol I was waiting for Joe Exotic at the end there
@mackgalan535110 күн бұрын
Capital police should walk out in protest.
@Dan-yz4qz9 күн бұрын
Yep, they police to protect capital for obviously nothing. Doing there jobs to protect democracy and our nations capital, just for there colleagues to die at insurrection. There's no justice and the criminals are free , sad world we live in. Couldn't pay me all the money in world to police this corrupt country ...
@Boutys_mom9 күн бұрын
Yikes Jimmy! You said "Meanwhile" so, so, soooo many times.... I thought I was watching Stephen Colbert!!
@Kristene.L10 күн бұрын
He can't release the Hamburglar. Be realistic ppl 😋
@hapaliyapunam9789 күн бұрын
i know this has nothing to do with the video, but i kept seeing Vibrations of Manifestation by Alex Lane mentioned everywhere in comment sections. i was skeptical, but after hearing so much about it, i decided to give it a read. honestly, it’s not just hype. the book teaches you how to shift your energy and mindset in a way that feels natural, and it’s amazing how much it changes the way you see your goals and the opportunities around you.
@jennifercrowley52389 күн бұрын
what is playing on what - Accurate😇
@tonijones811310 күн бұрын
Melania ain't going no where he just grifted billions
@nbuehster9 күн бұрын
He said about being on Broadway, and the last day was February 2nd. Isn't that...😁
@dannyburleigh19 күн бұрын
Those letters from the White House actually look like letters from The Whitehouse! Good job on THAT!! 👍
@angelabourdeau19410 күн бұрын
Fahrenheit is so ridiculous.
@willythecoinviking571910 күн бұрын
Almost a foot of snow in Florida must be global warming. lol
@markithharris229110 күн бұрын
None of this happened until Trump became president 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂 snow cold cold temperatures
@ghettobrown20910 күн бұрын
Hell is freezing over
@sailor5839 күн бұрын
Those threats are just for show, wait for it, wait for it.
@rizz_the_dog10 күн бұрын
Netflix charging extra because each non subscription to no ads is worth 22$ each in ad revenue.
@KateSSummers10 күн бұрын
What about Cheaper Weinsersnetzel and Red Bull anf Haggis instead of Eggs.
@tiredofthenonsense1239 күн бұрын
Hell literally froze over when Dump took office.
@tomlakosh183310 күн бұрын
Is anyone litigating the "Energy Emergency” Order yet? Given the production curtailing practices of OPEC, there can be no justification for suspension of regulations to increase oil/fuels production in an effort to decrease US fuel prices, because there is no correlation between US crude or product production rates and the international price of oil/fuel that is manipulated by the Cartel that just slows production to jack up prices again.
@andreasobuaculla951110 күн бұрын
Lotsa snow at Don jr pad!
@christineamina87899 күн бұрын
Bet the writers are glad Mr. T us back!
@Lucius.889 күн бұрын
TRUMP- ☆ 🦅 🇺🇸 🦅 ☆ -VANCE
@janedoe485810 күн бұрын
Hey, was that Humps ?
@NusretTaras-o9q10 күн бұрын
More Likes For Jimmy Fallon 👍
@IMeMineWho10 күн бұрын
NOT AFFECTING THE ENTIRE COUNTRY..SOME OF US WOULD WELCOME YOUR SNOW!!!
@joevuzekaz203010 күн бұрын
Emperor Caligula
@dm-3102410 күн бұрын
Captioning please
@DerekHoscorner10 күн бұрын
So much wars
@nuriaestivill58819 күн бұрын
❤
@OsmanZerin10 күн бұрын
The Adaxum presale bonuses got me thinking about a long-term investment strategy. Time to dig deeper!
@Residentevilfan19899 күн бұрын
Flee to Canada Jimmy Fallon.
@MrEbrahim01910 күн бұрын
There was actually a white van outside my house... I'm concerned
@carlysimmen10679 күн бұрын
He didn't threaten his boyfriend. Jimmy has him in his DMS. I guess we're okay with it because he's somewhat funny 🎉
@OeHomestead10 күн бұрын
That's karma, for even allowing the likes of him to run for president. Enjoy it ;-)
@toestub-uk4en10 күн бұрын
Trump is playing the Squid quo pro game with the lives of the residents of California. Season 2 with a domestic disaster rather than a foreign one.
@karolinawww68346 күн бұрын
Ukraine is stressed on the second syllable, Jimmy.
@L95MT10 күн бұрын
Florida has more snow than Iowa
@johannesnicolaas10 күн бұрын
We are now in day 3 mr. president... how about peace for Ukraine? Any success yet? great man, your followers must be so pleased...
@thedoctorsjenny51439 күн бұрын
Netflix really doesn't have many quality shows rn lol 😂 I gave up on Netflix when they dropped password sharing rules cause it screwed with my account
@ducrocqf9 күн бұрын
Jimmy looks exhausted.
@BrianKelley-tp8io9 күн бұрын
You always do these bits in 3s... just observation...
@abrahamf37219 күн бұрын
True story i live in florida lol i say hi to my neighbors now georgians... funnier still i live in miami but uh never did that snow and yes im the guy that wears shorts lol
@Zoe-c9z10 күн бұрын
Jezebel was eaten by dogs/jackals🍀🐩
@Dan-Simms10 күн бұрын
Did they forget to give that AI pics of shoes? Cuz wow, that's not the fit.
@The_Infamous_Boogyman9 күн бұрын
2:00 I wear shorts pretty much every day, don't know why, my legs just don't feel it, or at least they don't tell me that thy do 😅 and THAT is your 20yr China joke? that bullshit? Come ON man
@zoltanfinta290810 күн бұрын
why would i lie to you, its wednesday night :D :D
@onikaconstantine886110 күн бұрын
It's 2025🎉🎉🎉
@stevejaffe95439 күн бұрын
On Day 2 he threatens Russia? Is this why he was so confident we were on the verge of WWlll?
@temporaladvisor39589 күн бұрын
How much was that AI shoe influenced by Kanye?
@RahulMakawana-xs1rm9 күн бұрын
this isn’t really related to the video, but i have to say-i kept seeing people talk about Vibrations of Manifestation by Alex Lane in comment sections everywhere. after weeks of wondering, i finally decided to read the book, and i get it now. it’s not just about wishful thinking; it’s about learning how to truly focus your energy and align it with your intentions. it’s made me rethink so many things about how i approach life.
@BAD_GAME_1439 күн бұрын
this might be a bit off-topic, but has anyone else noticed how often Vibrations of Manifestation by Alex Lane comes up in video comments? i finally caved and read the book, and wow-it’s worth the buzz. it’s not just some feel-good advice; it actually gives you tools to focus your energy and make things happen. it’s subtle at first, but then you start to see how much of a difference it makes in how you approach your goals
@harrybarker32698 күн бұрын
It's a show. They're acting like they aren't in cahoots
@EulerCosta10 күн бұрын
Too soft. Feels like fascism is totally normal now. This is how they keep you numb. #Luigi