Try Not to Cringe: Tinder in Real Life

[@robbieloi]

The producers being just as awkward as the daters makes this so much better

[@Random-sk6hm]

And that cheer after he asked the question about fake b00bs was so uncomfortable

[@beatdizzy]

They were all doing lines in the bathroom

[@huzefa69]

worse*

[@pencil6965]

It made it more funny than painful

[@tyanne5197]

This man has never had to hold a genuine conversation to build a bond and it shows

[@weewooweewoo906]

that's bleak mate

[@derpestarzt]

He literally has no personality it seems.

[@discorddiscord2647]

He literally forgot the name of a girl in his last 2 picks. Edit he forgot both actually, he reminds me of Barney from HIMYM, when he shows how he just texts “…” and a girl hooks up with him for no reason.

[@ryanwatchesyoutube]

How are you going?

[@kwadwothestan]

Yup, looks have been carrying him forever😂

[@ashlynks]

The fact that Davina got so far after literally writing down a Tyler, the Creator song and passing it off as her own poem ....

[@seafoamskies819]

that got me i was like "imagine he listens to Tyler the creator"

[@kaylaseven]

THISSSS I KNEW I RECOGNIZED IT

[@blur655]

fr, that kinda wack

[@keva4]

Came here to say this!!!

[@ihatetheUN]

"i'm sick, i'm SICK, i'm sick of chasing" LMFAOOOOOO

[@yeahok8259]

Crazy how the women get called miserable but Patrick was genuinely the most boring, shallow dude I’ve ever fucking seen 💀💀

[@maskweeka]

SERIOUSLY. i made the mistake of checking the og vid to see the comments and its HORRIBLE

[@DELILA46]

Also he seems to think that Criminal Law=Politics?????

[@babyJes444]

That part!

[@WorthlessSociety92X]

Yeah he was a total prick

[@frickfrack7075]

​@DELILA46 you can't see how crim law is political?

[@herenow4550]

This entire production felt like an amateur no-pay porn shoot and potential hostage situation.

[@FIREcrochethairstyles]

😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@ladysarcasm6226]

The music choice didn't help either 😭

[@Lilith-ox7cm]

literally what I was thinking

[@JazzyB9481]

Potential hostage situation?! 😂😂😂😂😂 I can kinda see it though

[@discorddiscord2647]

The camera may have been inverted that’s why they were going opposite of they were pointing.

[@Kylee0107]

Love the way it ended with two women who were clearly not interested in him after hearing him talk

[@PeacePills.]

which is exactly why there should have been a stage where he actually got to talk to them one on one. not that it would probably change much because he’s weird and awkward as hell but then at least it wouldn’t be two people just based on their looks.

[@watchsophieboyle]

except thats exactly what tinder is@@PeacePills.

[@SupaBuu]

All three of them were weird

[@FancyTophatDude]

​@@SupaBuudidn't get that feeling. It was mainly just this dude not asking questions.. or you know, not asking normal questions. Everyone is kinda weird when dating, but that was kinda revealing his shitty attitude more than anything.

[@jaxenaz]

I noticed this too hahahaha

[@sie42069]

This was a hard watch. Thanks for being my cringe shield, Cody

[@gromplin]

Cringe shield is definitely the term I’d use. Especially since the last girl didn’t write anything and then FLOPPED

[@Elhastezy888]

I had to dip out, glad some of the comments helped 👍🏻 My brain cells worth more to me

[@Wumbology10]

@@Elhastezy888 Same

[@kram._.]

Tough watch eh

[@Purely4subs]

Shield? I’ve been vomming for 30 minutes straight

[@CanadianCommando]

He has the personality of someone who never had to work on their game... works when you're young, but these women are looking for some depth. He is as deep as a driveway puddle

[@wordswithkay]

Driveway puddle is OUT OF LINE hahahahhaha

[@JungkooksTingTingBall]

Driveway puddle 😂😂😂😂😂😂 legendary comparison

[@alexamin5003]

But he want to get into politics, and he likes "worldly" girls! He oozes sophistication! /s

[@jzwalz51robin45]

In other words, he acts like many women

[@missestomlinson99]

I think the women weren’t really making it easier tbh

[@TheRealBrandonMcDuff]

Him not going to germany because he looks Aryan is the strangest white guilt ive ever seen

[@ccb36]

Ikr like what does he think is going to happen to him????

[@tschulietta219]

I really didn't get this at all. Why would him looking the way he does and visiting Germany have any connection to the German National socialism?! Where is the link, I dont get it? Germany has many similar looking people and loads of immigrants from all over - He would not look special over here

[@Random-sk6hm]

@@ccb36 He thinks that someone might tell him to start reproducing (with a woman who preferably has real b00bs and lots of piercings obviously)

[@AcediaPitcures]

I honestly think it was a joke that didn’t land

[@Veronica96971]

My only thought was he had it backwards?? But it was such weird phrasing, even if he was trying for a joke

[@bgallls]

This video was a prime example as to why you shouldn’t date solely off looks. He kept Davina in because she was hot. The chemistry is non existent 💀

[@chokonnit7337]

the yoga girl was so much better

[@cru1743]

@@chokonnit7337 i was hoping someone else thought this, she seemed funny and down to earth. but i also liked the other 1/2 he almost went w. but two boring attractive ppl is a perfect match ig

[@cherrybomb1211]

@@cru1743 for sure not only was she boring but also super rude and non creative

[@xxXmmxx]

@@chokonnit7337she is also super hot

[@ydaortegacotto6042]

@@chokonnit7337no he’s just not it 😭he clearly can’t hold a conversation nothing to do with the girls

[@Sambysaurus]

They couldn't have found somebody who represents a plank of wood better than this guy.

[@showtime1235]

i don’t see why he’s getting kinda trashed he seemed fine it’s pretty much impossible to not be a little cringe in a scenario like this

[@dizzy388]

the fact that he was chewing gum the whole time he was swiping real people was insane

[@EthanJamesMOJO]

@@showtime1235especially with the way it was edited. Adds to the awk floating in the air

[@pusheenqueen519]

​@@Alexandr.A.P.Jesus triggered much? No one's telling you not to date Australian handsome squidward.

[@dizzy388]

​@@Alexandr.A.P. i wouldn't call him particularly polite; he didn't exactly let the girls down gently, and the crude way he spoke about them from the get go was kind of icky. bust most of all, speaking as a girl? he was came off as really boring. clearly a lot of people have this take, so I don't know why you've got all worked up to the extent of throwing a 'girls like you' at op 🤢chill out

[@nolynnoel1032]

I love how divina IMMEDIATELY figured him out and he was struggling so hard and failing

[@bellebonjour]

When he asked "are they real" and then the guys in the background started cheering and clapping I wanted to vomit 🤮 Cody is a real one for also being disgusted

[@makaylawhite1122]

just goes to show how men don’t like to hold other men accountable and applaud misogynistic/sexualizing behavior

[@boba3331]

Literally said out loud "so Australian" bc it is - I'm Australian and that sort of attitude is so common here it's disgusting. No we're not okay lmao

[@pamelam1101]

I thought he was just gonna say “your boobs”, which is fair, they did look great and good for her, but straight up asking “are they real” to her asking “what did you notice first about me?” Is the dumbest and most gross shit ever. Like he couldn’t even JUST say he noticed her boobs first, he had to ask if they’re real, which wasn’t even part of that question. Big L.

[@bellebonjour]

@@pamelam1101 exactly

[@bellebonjour]

@@boba3331 😩😩

[@kravvall4869]

Underestimated Devina. Damn she is grilling him and completely figured out the guy in 5 minutes straight

[@yeahok8259]

Ikr? I honestly liked her.

[@Sarah-qx4vz]

Why? She also sucks

[@rat697]

@@Sarah-qx4vz how does she suck? she's realizing as the video goes on that this dude is not someone she wants to interact with. it's not her fault he chose her to win.

[@nono8551]

SHES MY SISTER SITTING NEXT TO ME SHE SAID “ I LOVE UUU”

[@cairologan3739]

@@nono8551 tell her to come my way

[@shicoolyasmin3801]

As an Australian, this is so embarrassing. Please do not take this as a representation of us.

[@888fluffy]

Don't worry, this is just hot cringe people representation. They're like this everywhere

[@itskruze6722]

As a non Australian, this is the only way im ever going to picture Australians ever.

[@Max-me9ol]

@@888fluffy most of them arent even objectively hot. its just cringe people.

[@Universal5-g5e]

Seems like they got the biggest simp in Australia, playing with fire has best analysis video of this guy, it's titled as "gigachad gets owned" or something like that.

[@infidelmat]

I'm pretty sure Australia was built on cringe?

[@gazoonia946]

Objectification at its finest. I'm so happy Devina gave him hell. And then the "are they real". No one in that room respects the ladies they brought in. Willing to bet that Rafara (I couldn't make her name out but I believe that was it?) was so hard on him because she heard how much of an arse he was.

[@abbyzeo4646]

Idk if it’s that deep, I def do not think Pætrick respects women, but none of us know any of these people personally🤷🏻‍♀️

[@gazoonia946]

@@abbyzeo4646 nah, 100% comes across as sexist. Fuckin icky

[@abmnueve]

She literally put them on show on purpose, you can't not see them because how she decided to dress lmao

[@abbyzeo4646]

@@abmnueve yeah i mean ur right she put them out but patrick rlly should have the decency to ask questions about HER, not her titties. 😭

[@gazoonia946]

@@abbyzeo4646 They've put themselves online and acted inappropriately. I don't care what they're like otherwise, this is how they conducted themselves in the public eye.

[@tastystrudel]

this really shows that being attractive makes it hard to develop a personality lmao

[@NIVSTERTV]

Lol tbf to him, the women did not make it easy lmfaoooo

[@tastystrudel]

@@NIVSTERTV oh yeah, them too. like the filipina woman "what was your first reaction" and him basically keeping her until the end bc shes attractive

[@matt6223]

His personality was fine. Was he supposed to be tap dancing while telling his life story?

[@_Atlas.]

​@@matt6223 He couldn't think of a single question to ask and was weird and horny the entire time.

[@assymcgee9459]

@@matt6223he has absolutely no personality

[@dariastoyanova7077]

cody not being small when stood up hurts worse than a heartbreak

[@emilbratland8968]

#zadedoyourjob

[@edenburnett8720]

(I’m not making him small again)

[@gracem7049]

Fr, I was so upset I look forward to tiny Cody everytime he stands up

[@harmonyquinn2557]

@@edenburnett8720I’m pretty sure that was a joke everyone else missed, that he’s not making him small bc Cody looks so short already 😂

[@harmonyquinn2557]

@@gracem7049zade was making a joke by putting (I’m not making him small again) bc Cody already looked so short 😂

[@Vincisomething]

I've seen more chemistry and better conversation between cashiers and the customers they check out.

[@HaploidSpores]

LMAOOO

[@95hamsterlover]

trader joe’s be like

[@music4laur]

Gotta love the smooth jazz they are playing over the least smooth conversation ever 25:05. Top tier editing

[@SamRK-1000]

That editor needs to get fired or something, also all the producers too. Laughing at the “are they real” ‘joke’ made by the guy is just…not the ticket. The music is SOOOO tone deaf and just doesn’t match up with how horribly all these dates are going.

[@miyahforreal]

the way she literally just wrote down a tyler the creator song is killing me

[@aureliehuh]

and Cody saying that it sounded like an EDM song 💀

[@LolaLola-p1v]

And 4/10😭

[@nickglover4620]

She’s reading it like a kid in a class who was called on to read a page from the book out loud which is the worst part

[@NoopyP]

Which one was it?

[@isa640]

@@NoopyPSee You Again with Kali Uchis

[@turnbluebaby]

i kinda wish kelsey was also there to witness the absolute trainwreck of a guy that dude was, but im also glad she didnt have to see it at the same time.

[@therealpeel1836]

Tbh it wasn't only the guy that was a trainwreck, both of the women at the end were extremely hostile from the start

[@Treyman-yi7ei]

Wouldn't be good for the baby

[@Random-sk6hm]

@@therealpeel1836 The second woman was only hostile cos she observed his horrendous behaviour on the first date. The first woman was iffy tho I agree but annoyed cos he forgot her name. Tbf I would probably forget their name too in this situation cos there's lots of them.

[@XMyFrozenHeartX]

@@Random-sk6hm She seemed slightly annoyed by forgetting the name but she was giving a little flirty banter with say my name three times but then he purposely said the wrong name multiple times. That was giving annoying behavior and then he just kept getting worse.

[@music0cool]

@@therealpeel1836 Divinia wasnt hostile, not at first, she was flirting!! And she was way more polite than he was...he turned it weird and sexual immediately

[@Sahalathepatahta]

Cody not recognizing Tyler the creator is so funny

[@jgetbusy]

or Destiny's Child

[@n00rj4h4n]

RIFHTB LMFAO

[@gaaramania]

Oh my God why didn't I catch that?

[@klaudiapi93]

Yeeeeeees 😂😂😂

[@kristjanveski]

why

[@susuhabibi]

the QUASAR logo that kept coming up and Cody kept commenting was cracking me upppp. Devina was so stunning and im glad she put him in his place and I genuinely think his “don’t wanna go to Germany bc im blue eyes blond hair” made absolutely no sense lmfao if anything if you’re POC, Muslim, or Jewish you wouldn’t wanna go

[@Jkjoannaki]

A himbo with a bimbo, very hot couple, zero historical knowledge

[@Butterflyflyflyflyflyfly]

I agree, that was such a strange comment! I think it was some weird joke, came across like a bit of a dig towards the holocaust?

[@susuhabibi]

@@Butterflyflyflyflyflyfly yeah it was super odd. Like made no sense

[@xandrakai]

Cody unknowingly giving Tyler the creator lyrics a 4/10 was not on my bingo card this year 😂

[@melis6264]

😂😂

[@MRJMXHD]

He should be cancelled for that! 😂

[@purpl3loverz]

Well it is a 4/10 when it’s suppose to be a poem towards a guy you wanna date hahah. Made no sense in this scenario😂

[@Random-sk6hm]

I'm confused who tf is Tyler the creator? Is he an American celebrity or something?

[@benparo171]

@@Random-sk6hmthere is a fun wild thing you have access to called a search engine, and if you put that exact thing in… it will tell you🤯

[@barbara20214]

No one in that room helped prove the “hot ppl are boring” stereotype wrong unfortunately

[@xXJellyShotsXx]

Other than Tamara

[@IngPeace]

Ick

[@Lovelaces-Lounge]

And Devina honestly

[@Ratajini]

Finally Cody realised that we actually WANT LONGER VIDEOS

[@chrissyo.5522]

Yes but we will also be happy with whatever Cody gifts us 😂

[@GranPepo]

yes and he's having a baby and the hospital bills are not going to be cheap so longer playtime = more monetization minutes. great for him!

[@kyrstenmarie]

YESSSS

[@nobitanobi3475]

​@@GranPepo wait having a child in US costs that much ???

[@ladydiamond6611]

after this......make em shorter again.....

[@jeilyncristal]

I liked divina she was very confident and sure of herself from the start she has high standards and you can tell she probably didn't communicate with him after that

[@victoriah333]

I would’ve given anything for Davina to be like “yeah im not going on a date with him”

[@Bitcoin_5765]

RIGHTTT😭😭😭😭

[@derpestarzt]

she's kind of shallow too although she's obviously miles away from that wooden plank man.

[@Dr_RenDiamond]

Right like it wasn't till the LAST question that she realized he's probably misogynistic 😭 I felt so bad for all the girls he gave the biggest douch bag vibe ever

[@kevlikekevin7296]

I love how that girl responded to the piercing question. It's like, she made him explain himself and the idiotic shit he said. Best way to disarm someone saying toxic shit Edit: timestamp is 23:00 - 25:00 in between Cody's comments.

[@Random-sk6hm]

No fr I was impressed at how she managed to disarm him and turn it around to make him look like the idiot

[@idkwhattoputheretbhbuthere]

It wasn't toxic though

[@klownivore]

​@@idkwhattoputheretbhbutherenah that shit he said was weird as fuck if you can't see that you're part of the problem you don't ask a stranger that unless it's been established as an appropriate topic which it obviously wasn't it's both creepy and invasive

[@cooliostarstache5474]

​​@@klownivore Yeah, but what if it's a serious dealbreaker for him? I ask this question while horribly cringing at this dude, because I agree it's such a strange question

[@em84c]

​@@cooliostarstache5474a serious deal breaker that someone doesn't have a belly button or clit piercing? They could always get a piercing or have the piercing removed

[@nox6438]

the fact Cody gave Tyler the creator a 4/10 is much funnier than it should be

[@septicrat]

idk how no one else noticed bruh literally the first line i could tell 😭 its such a popular song lmfao

[@chloejxhnsxn]

i was hoping other people noticed, clearly cody didn’t notice, but it seemed like nobody in the room realized either???

[@nini_nunez]

It was the delivery! It’s 10/10 in the song

[@somoa6085]

cant believe no one picked up on it but she real for just using song lyrics

[@izzyireland3821]

i almost pissed myself at the "slam poetry" cody plz listen to tyler the creator

[@MrArudark]

In the 8 years or so I've been watching you, I had never seen a rougher video than this. I appreciate you very much, Cody. This video definitely made me appreciate you. I appreciate you.

[@artiste9357]

is no one going to talk about how hilarious the production team is?? I love how Cody kept clowning them 😭

[@brxndan222]

its so awkard 💀

[@hrothgarnogar]

It's like they've never touched a camera, mic, or editing software before. Holy crap the ineptitude lmao

[@drizzlesauce5887]

@@hrothgarnogarLMAO

[@jessschwarze8126]

Yeah I’m sure it’s why the whole cast was awkward AF, that was horrible I don’t know why they even put this on the internet I wouldn’t go on their ‘show’ if you paid me 10k

[@ErikaCartet]

everything about the production was so inept 😭

[@um2913]

I love that Divina grilled into him and asked him real questions and tried to make him realize his superficial questions and he had absolutely no questions and very little thoughts in his head.

[@music0cool]

That dude was so braindead! Divina is pretty clearly more intelligent than him tbh, and seems to have more maturity and character. And "rizz" lol. She defo wont go for him

[@ngweso]

And it’s so interesting how the comments of the original video were calling the women toxic for checking this man like-😭

[@Mjamess2000]

​@@ngweso I mean ure right but at the same time they did sorta come off a lil harsh & aggressive 😂 lol.

[@DavidAxel010]

the last girl was so toxic tho@@ngweso

[@Sienre]

I've had to pause at least 10 times to scream in my hands from how awkward this is 😭

[@evelynnahoi8123]

Just wait it gets soooooo much worse in the question asking date part 😭

[@TayKVEVO]

@@evelynnahoi8123I honestly think the poems were much worse

[@cam-tv5rb]

Agreed, I've paused 3-4 times and I'm about halfway through

[@samuelg2819]

I had to literally cover my ears during certain parts this is GOD awful

[@babylej]

Idk if i can make it through lol

[@naribaerchen]

22:05 "still a bit too risky, blonde hair, blue eyes" I‘m genuinely curious what he thinks people over here look like and what he thinks will happen to him.

[@jesusissad3839]

the long silent shots make it feel like a nature documentary

[@Random-sk6hm]

Tbf he was behaving like an animal

[@lordnignog1688]

@@Random-sk6hm he?

[@Random-sk6hm]

@@lordnignog1688 The model

[@nicholasvellone3668]

Actually so impressed by how quotable cody's been lately, the "ITS NOT SMOOTH, HES JUST HOT!!" got me good

[@Random-sk6hm]

So true tho, if this guy was average looking or below average he would've been slapped for saying half this shi

[@misslaurarh]

it got me questioning my entire existence

[@thehousecat93]

@@Random-sk6hm those last two were ready to slap him regardless of how hot he is. That's the most combative I've ever seen anyone on a show like this.

[@subtitlesonplease]

@@Random-sk6hm In the real world, away from cameras and internet scrutiny, good looking men do not get away with awful behaviour. Unless a woman is desperate, has low self esteem, ulterior motives or is a ‘pick me’, the incel belief system that ‘all females love handsome bad boys’ is complete bs.

[@ladydiamond6611]

hit em with your car!

[@SleepySteeze]

I physically screamed "STOP" on multiple occasions during this video, lol. The whole jungle fever stuff and how she was trying to "rile him up" was soooo cringe. Thanks for making it a little more bearable, lol

[@TheFlippyNioa]

yeah that was an interesting strategy ig...? i definitely wouldn't go into a date to try to get a guy to tell me to shut up but if that's what she wants?? 💀

[@JRFX9876]

Her looking for some man to put her in her place???? That’s a recipe for getting beat in your relationship rip

[@jessieholinson530]

no literally, the girls were HARSH right off the bat. idk, first impression, maybe don't be so aggressive, I think he was thrown off by it all and hid it with a smile lmao

[@Sapphiretearrs]

How did he not manage to ask the girls a single genuine question about themselves like Jesus Christ

[@Fluxxxx]

Sooo cringe, what even was that?😭

[@kazshade1742]

So we are just glossing over him saying that the appendix does something when its literally the textbook example of a vestigial organ that doesn't serve a purpose

[@james_subosits]

No one said he was smart, for sure

[@jackshort9772]

It helps repopulate your stomach with good bacteria

[@jaded6064]

It does do something it’s just not a vital organ like your spleen

[@lukerogers4861]

A vestigial organ can be an organ that doesn't serve its original purpose. They appendix has a purpose, but it doesn't break down bark and shit like it does in chimps

[@SurajSingh-zc1lt]

he was just looking an excuse to reject because she was a bit chubby

[@ryanquick07]

Seeing people who've never had to try at something and just naturally get by then fail miserably is a big hobby of mine

[@brighteyes7591]

Him asking Devina the most invasive questions because he assumes she’ll be okay with it is horrid. I hate this guy 😭 and then calling Rafara DEVINAAA??? I am disgusted

[@ostracon5412]

Its literally a dating show, blud. Youd be idiotic not to go into a dating atmosphere not to expect horniness.

[@Færie-l3i]

He was just being plain disrespectful and disgusting though​@@ostracon5412

[@AbyssalSirenSong]

@@ostracon5412The only thing idiotic is you trying to defend this behavior and normalizing it like it’s a good thing to do

[@abbyblomquist3552]

I love how she just recited a Tyler the Creator song

[@alymckone]

LOLLL like why did no one pick up on that

[@yiggzy5766]

i was scanning the comments for this

[@dannypg7799]

She stole his whole flow word for word bar for bar 😭

[@tychmeteeno3785]

4/10😭😭😭

[@rich_granny]

FRRR she just copied the lyrics word for word

[@JTBolson]

“Dew u like two siiik diiik” sent me. Was in tears for a solid 2 min

[@microsprig]

sometimes even Cody can’t help soften the cringe and I have to physically leave. like now after those poems. I love it

[@erinvinson7801]

so true. this was literally the first time that having Cody as a filter didn't help AT ALL. the low quality production didn't help either lol

[@Emzo99]

Same haha I left the room whilst it was still playing

[@georgiaannebronte]

“This guy was probably a menace on real tinder” Truth, this guy is a tinder nightmare

[@phleetwood]

as a german, i audibly gasped at the part when they were talking about the blond hair blue eyes thing😭 (at 22:00 ) the fact that he even brought that up is crazy lmao

[@Tavat]

Anglophone countries love to make “Germany = Nazis” jokes and I die of cringe a little inside every time I hear it. It’s so embarrassing.

[@Spirila]

I came to the comment section to say the same thing.. it is wild to me that someone would actually say something like that! His German parent must be so embarrassed. Shows how little he know about Germany and the German people - I have been there so many times and it is honestly one of my favourite countries to visit :)

[@rawiii5578]

I don’t get it can some one explain?

[@harmonyquinn2557]

And it doesn’t even make fucking sense. They liked blond hair blue eyes, he’s acting as if having those would make it dangerous for him when it was the opposite.

[@yourstruly4730]

Omg ich auch like wtff

[@DeeTofa]

God had to be fair. He gave this guy Looks 100 and Charisma 0.

[@sircuppupsirs]

i felt physical pain at "you're dumb. you're stupid." oh lord there was nowhere left to go💀

[@solcitozorrito]

I thought the sameeee, so ghetto, also the fact that she said ''I need a man who'll tell me when to shut up'' gurl what

[@masterandexpert288]

Watching this makes me realize how much work goes into the cuts videos. You don't know you miss the production quality till it's gone.

[@Fluxxxx]

Fr. It’s also painfully obvious that these guy’s have no woman on the production team

[@FIREcrochethairstyles]

Same 💯💯

[@yejieke92]

fr

[@graysonjd5624]

“Tinder in real life” has the same vibe as “Podcast without cameras or sound recording.”

[@irlywannadie8409]

or saying ‘irl mutuals’ instead of friends

[@James-xm3ex]

⁠@@irlywannadie8409 “Madden 24 in real life”

[@natvasch6399]

Troy and Abed in the morniiiiiiiing

[@MadDunhill]

that would be nothing lol. i think it's more like saying "online-shopping but in real life".

[@jellydonut311]

Ma'am that would be a conversation wym that would be nothing@@MadDunhill 😭

[@halfmoon_night]

“It’s not smooth he’s just hot”. Thank you Cody for putting it so perfectly

[@madiloff3469]

quasar sounds like its entire team is made of highschoolers

[@Random-sk6hm]

Literally. It feels like a high school project by a group of teenage boys.

[@zoetsitonakis1844]

It sort of is. I went to school with them, they’re in their early 20s

[@ephemism]

out of every video cody has posted, this was seriously the TOUGHEST watch. i cannot imagine how cody felt watching that alone because atleast we have him as our emotional support buddy to get through this monstrosity of a video 😭😭😭

[@jasmineijo]

I was so immersed in the cringe that when your face popped up I felt so relieved to not be the only one seeing this. That was brutal

[@kaila3468]

I paused it to relieve the cringe and when i pressed play Cody showed up and i was like thank god we’re both dying rn😭

[@colossalstrawberry]

28:50 all the men screaming? Nightmare.

[@pinguufuuuu]

both of those young ladies clocked his vapidness, misogyny, and boring personality immediately within minutes. they deserve so much better lol

[@j_erika]

I love how horrified cody is as if every other guy on tinder is not exactly like this 👹

[@shannonceleste5557]

That's Why he's horrified, tbh. Realizing so many other dudes trying to date are unfortunately similar to this dull ass weirdo. Cody literally mentions this in the video all throughout lol

[@harmonyquinn2557]

Probably bc Cody isn’t an asshole like this. The FEW men who aren’t disgusting find it crazy that other men act like this. It’s why men like Cody are 99% of the time always feminist to some degree.

[@shanidgolam]

At least the guys actually talk and not automate through guys 💀 based on pure looks. Imagine being mad at guys.

[@aaronnikels5706]

Chicks on tinder are similar. Tinder is a trash place for meeting quality people and incentivizes trash behavior

[@tjenglish7036]

He’s 100 years old and also married so he has no idea

[@rachelwelling]

the fact that i watched this video in its entirety, skipping nothing, really just shows how much cody adds to these videos

[@scotdotwtf]

THE TRANSITION FROM TITLE CARD TO THE SAME TITLE CARD IS SO FUNNY 😭

[@loumeep]

Its so awk watching people try to be deep and intellectual when the shallowness and lack of self awareness is dripping off them. It was almost too much 😂

[@minka5738]

Ikr and on the first date people don't go straight out the gate with that it's after the two people enjoy each other's company duhh

[@blackanne]

I love that she tried to shame him for the piercing question but seems he's oblivious to feedback.

[@violetsparkles5453]

Pretty privilege fr So gross

[@heavisbubbles]

he had the personality of a creaking floorboard and i loved sis for pushing back on the piercing question cause that was so odd to ask 😭 there were no women producers in that room anywhere, these women were better than me cause the clapping on the most inappropriate questions or things dude said was so cringey..

[@Luthoran]

A creaking floorboard, that's a new one 😭

[@feliciaduncan3934]

Please tell me someone realized that Davia’s “poem” is actually See You Again by Tyler the Creator and Kali Uchis.

[@chobitsie]

ikr that shit must have been humiliating for that girl

[@shea5542]

I hated the unprofessional crew Omg

[@celeste9949]

@@feliciaduncan3934 I THOUGHT THAT SOUNDED FAMILIAR

[@oliviauzan1397]

Cody’s “THAT’S NOT SMOOTH, HE’S JUST HOT” was validating for me

[@TayTayGrace03]

Oh you know this dude IMMEDIATELY decided which girls he was going to "like" within about twelve seconds of seeing them all lined up

[@sarahbellum380]

Is flirting in Australia literally just negging and bullying each other? If so they did great.

[@kiyavi]

For real for real

[@contagioushate]

Nah it just shows that women have no game. So used to men making the moves that when its their turn they've got nothing to say. My best pick up move was to go stand next to the dude when he went to the bar in hopes he'd talk to me.

[@ratchet-saturn-girl]

i feel like it is to a degree. it’s like an icebreaker for when you meet someone at work or something. in my experience it’s the best way to get to know someone while mucking around

[@sarahbellum380]

@@ratchet-saturn-girl weird. In the US I would find that super abrasive.

[@multijxde1855]

@@contagioushateyeah no he was weird, girls can feel when the energies off

[@kat8295]

"I can't go to Germany because I'm blonde and blue-eyed" that's so weird, when I went to Ireland with my red hair and green eyes, they declared me Queen and gave me a lifetimes supply of thick, wool sweaters. Different culture I guess 🤷‍♀😆

[@chelseaaaliyah]

What he said was total bs and unlogical 😅 I’m from Germany and we would simply not care. Congrats u have blonde hair and blue eyes and now? Want an award for that?😅😂🥳

[@Adultwomanlol]

​@chelseaaaliyah exactly. In Germany and it's so culturally diverse now since the immigration that most people don't care about color or shape. What matters is the language. You have to know German. It's beautiful to see that tbh.

[@lodxt]

@@Adultwomanlol well if you are just visiting for a holiday that doesnt matter.

[@aaaaaaaaaaaaaaa..]

Could u explain me the history of the Irish and red hair green eyes stuff. Idk what to google 😩

[@TheFlippyNioa]

@@aaaaaaaaaaaaaaa.. wym? it's just the genetic traits a lot of irish people have.

[@sithfinn]

35:00 look at my lawyer dawg i'm going to jail 😭

[@htm5814]

These women have amazing confidence, I could never

[@talorpeart3436]

As they should forgetting her name was crazy

[@JamesJones-od2ns]

@@talorpeart3436how is that crazy 😭 1. It’s the first time they’ve met 2. He’s probably massively nervous doing a video that millions of people will see. How is it crazy in any way 😂

[@SofiaAgnew]

@@talorpeart3436 What's crazy is expecting him to remember in this scenario 💀

[@zeeksy6276]

@@talorpeart3436she was rude the entire time, disgustingly pathetic, I wouldn't want to remember her name and neither should he.

[@iliane0vono]

I don’t understand nobody can see how insecure everybody looks, everybody’s acting so “cool” that’s just masking

[@kleinerfuchs6208]

I KNEW he was gonna pick her just from the first look of all of the girls😅 goes to show how well they got to know each other and how superficial he is

[@mcarter48]

I haven’t finished the vid yet but I’m betting it’s the short ig baddie looking one w the green jacket. No one spoil it I’ll come back to this.

[@mcarter48]

I just finished it. Not shocked there. But in his defense the black girl was being super weird w her line of questioning & kinda giving hostile vibes. (I’m black btw)

[@elizabethsodimu9457]

@@mcarter48I thought the same - after he eliminated the girl next to her (when he eliminated 5 of them) she kept giving him looks that I think made it pretty clear she did not like him at all. She was heavily implying that he was fetishizing POC girls by picking her and the Davina when most of the girls there were POC😭 Tbf he was giving absolutely nothing in both of those conversations and clearly was not looking for anything beyond surface level imo, but I don’t think she was any better with the way she acted.

[@mcarter48]

@@elizabethsodimu9457 I think she may have thought he was attractive but I think she was insecure and maybe felt like she wasn’t good enough & let that get to her. I didn’t get any sense he picked them because they were POC specifically I think he just found them the most attractive/interesting 🤷🏾‍♀️

[@elizabethsodimu9457]

@@mcarter48 That's pretty similar to what I said😅 I said that most of them were POC so he wasn't picking them because they were POC, but it seemed like she thought he was.

[@lilsnizz]

The convo with divina was like a real life tinder conversation holy shit simmer down bro

[@-brownbread]

i'm so glad the comments here are sane. I'm not sure how people thought the guy was the reasonable one. Devina was valid in everything she said!

[@swiftshort7497]

But maddddd annoying and so full of herself

[@king_of_the_sun4897]

i’m crying laughing about how poorly this was done 🤣. “Sing patrick “ is awesome

[@Random-sk6hm]

''Cut!'' ''No we gotta keep rolling'' 😭

[@Seun_7]

​@@Random-sk6hmlike, why did they keep that in?? Just edit it out of the video 😭 😭 😭

[@LexisManzara]

obsessed with "sing patrick" 😩

[@thinkspace1918]

@@Seun_7 haha, I feel like its them just embracing how shit their production is atp

[@gamooor1386]

Having to stand in line just to get rejected is wild

[@brigettelancome4063]

i don’t understand the concept, like if they’re all friends there and hanging and filming then i’d get it but they’re strangers to one another so.. is it exposure? bc i’d doubt it’s to find a real date yk? idk i may be overthinking 😅

[@psychonaut1502]

Is no one going to mention how that girl was intentionally saying provocative things so he'd "put her in her place?" That was the craziest thing in the video.

[@alpacafish1269]

fr. like...

[@mayayallop-ryan5549]

Yeah that was insane but people like that shit i guess

[@PinkCatsy]

I lost my mind

[@music0cool]

Yeah wtf is she talking about?? She needs therapy

[@peachietea3135]

Devina is way too pretty to be with this douche

[@yagirlmercybaby14]

I genuinely love Davina women like her run the world as they should she’s beautiful and I love how she’s sure of herself and demands respect

[@SoldMyKidneyForItzyTickets]

Lol they dont run shit

[@yagirlmercybaby14]

The girls who get it get n girls who don’t don’t 😂 you’re obviously not one of those girls 😅

[@livvylag]

@@SoldMyKidneyForItzyTicketssell the other kidney for a course on common sense maybe

[@Jkjoannaki]

Sorry, capitalists run the world. And not even the Elon musk types, the Rothschild types. The Elon types don't go to cheap reality shows either. They are mentally equally capable as her, however unlike her, their existence influences humanity as a whole

[@Vvvvvvv3]

Dear amazing editor, I love it when you make Cody all small, just want to convey my gratitude in your immaculate editing Thank you, A dedicated admirer of your work

[@harmonyquinn2557]

He was making a joke about how Cody already looked short, that’s why he put (I’m not making him small again) lol.

[@annoar9776]

​@@harmonyquinn2557 omg I read it as smell and was like: what? 😂

[@TheDerpzombie]

I cry ery tim. ♥

[@jakekeil4278]

The girl who drew the picture. She was pretty much the only one who actually showed personality and interest. And then not surprised he chose the last two girls for the Borbs and Talent

[@alyssa01825]

she was trying to manic pixie dream girl her way through it

[@pamelam1101]

@@alyssa01825100%. She seems like a fun person to be around but this accurately described it.

[@bunhee231]

@@alyssa01825okay but I was digging it, she was so funny just a silly girl I fear

[@imjulian7893]

@@bunhee231she was definitely way too good for him she was adored and i hope she found sb who matches with her

[@derpestarzt]

@@alyssa01825 facts, it was very transparent act she was putting up, as transparent as the NPC model doing cringe things like sitting hunching forward bc prob heard in some podcast that it gives Chad vibes or something.

[@dreamsatnight]

German here, that guy would probably blend right into the crowd if he visited Germany and the fact that he believed that's risky confirms to me that he read one line about Hitler and Nazis and completely misunderstood that 😂

[@derpestarzt]

He just wanted some excuse to talk about being blonde and blue eyes bc he obviously thinks that's like super desirable to everyone... very cringe.

[@Lea-yq2oe]

Exactly!!

[@phleetwood]

I see 50 people who look like him on the S bahn every day lol

[@soniababu7193]

need cody to scream in my face “it’s not smooth, he’s just hot” as a reality check from time to time

[@DBasedAlex]

That chick did a spoken word billboard top hit and not only did Cody not recognize it but he gave it a 4/10 😭😭😭

[@aidanhennessy242]

Calling out the production was hilarious. Get em Cody!

[@Random-sk6hm]

''I'll be having that'' - Cody Ko, 2023

[@moeezS]

Absolutely awful production, what the hell is with the shouting in the background?! Why isn't everyone quiet for the video they're all making? The awful editing, transitions, and audio.

[@melissafischer5892]

As a fellow German…… I’m not sure he knows Germany’s history 😂😂

[@Crucis119]

That was such a genuinely like 😳 moment. Like ok Patrick, where were your grandparents during the late 1930s?

[@peterman8848]

For real...that comment just made me question what exactly he thought the whole world War was about

[@caseyw.6550]

​@peterman8848 Very dangerous for the blondes with the blue eyes. Omg whatttt

[@TheMarslMcFly]

Fellow German here, I literally had to pause the video and contemplate life for a moment lmao 😂

[@klaraf.b.9820]

sitting in germany right now with blonde hair and blue eyes, hope I'm gonna be okay

[@ay3jaay15]

Devina really some smart pretty shit. She won when she flipped the script calmly 😭💅🏽

[@jessnicole12]

based on the amount of cheering there was after Patrick said “are they real?” tells me that this is a mostly male production and i feel bad for all the girls that participated in this. they better have gotten paid well.

[@XDNarutoVSBleachDX]

why do you feel bad for the girls?

[@hhannuhh]

⁠​⁠@@XDNarutoVSBleachDXthey were all literally howling over this man asking if some girls boobs were real. Like- I think it’s clear why they feel bad

[@JurryLurry]

@@XDNarutoVSBleachDX Is it not obvious

[@XDNarutoVSBleachDX]

@@JurryLurry of course not that's why I'm asking OP, if anything feel bad for the Davina chick, bc it happened during her time twice. the other girls probably left a long time. so I ask again why would she feel bad for the other girls

[@JurryLurry]

no its very obvious@@XDNarutoVSBleachDX

[@drewbrew444]

this man is walking proof that if you're hot enough you can just negative rizz

[@mariacruz07]

Negative rizz 😂

[@shannonceleste5557]

No person is hot enough to be as lame as this dude tho

[@eatcheese245]

the blonde hair blue eyes joke shocked me down my spine. i was on the toilet and had to stand up mid-stream to take a walk

[@alyssa01825]

did you keep peeing during the walk or what

[@kayladay23]

@@alyssa01825LMFAO

[@eatcheese245]

@@alyssa01825 of course

[@Thatcatgirl19]

@@alyssa01825😭😭😭

[@shumezshumez]

@@alyssa01825reasonable question

[@annoar9776]

the moderator just figuring this out while it is being filmed sent me. 😂

[@judepayne9638]

The American girl literally gave the lyrics to a Tyler the creator song for her slam poetry thing

[@colleennbb]

HAHAH i’m glad im not the only one that caught that

[@alioh7615]

Filipina

[@Random-sk6hm]

American?

[@Death-999]

I've never listened to anything by tyler the creator but it should have been obvious it wasn't made by her because the lyrics were about someone they think about all the time, they met 5 mins ago.

[@maetingz]

girl she’s Filipino

[@sierra-919]

cody stays blessing us with the long videos at meal times

[@egglick8139]

fr

[@madisonkrug7706]

LITERALLY

[@gerizanocz3388]

dinner time in europe as well

[@maria-3294]

Right

[@schqrr]

What an original comment 👏

[@kay3990]

i don’t cringe very easily but i had to watch this at a low volume while occupying myself with other activities. i’ve never struggled watching through a video before, that was TOUGH

[@SamRK-1000]

FRRRR the music in the OG video doesn’t match at all, all the producers/other production staff laughing at the boob joke on the second to last girl, they laughed for like 4 straight up minutes almost, also the guy himself just being a womanizer in general. This may be the worst video we’ve watched with Cody to date, the 12 hour box date was kinda bad but it had a happy ending, the quick decision one with the exes was mildly painful but normal, and all the Karen’s reactions are as expected (those ones are more rage-inducing that cringey), but THIS ONE….rough

[@Aya-vv2yu]

16:45 i love that girl's confidence in using see you again by tyler the creator but pretending it's her own just to get a 4 from cody

[@ellielee4]

Cody dogging on the production of this is the most I've laughed in so long!

[@naomi9449]

Walking in front of the camera was WILD.

[@scabby.knees99]

Some people accuse Jubilee and Cut of making lazy content, but the effort that goes into the creation, planning, production and editing processes of those videos are infinitely higher than Quasar Central (I'm salty because they make Aussies look bad 🤫)

[@shannonceleste5557]

The people who call jubilee / cut videos lazy must just not consume any content whatsoever- like, from the beginning of time lol The creators of any media still need $$$ - ofc they're gonna stick with what works lmao

[@veecoan]

the editing was just very poor and the filming too. The planning of this theme was also pretty bad lol

[@chazzyloveee]

I’m also salty because they make Aussies look bad 😆

[@Random-sk6hm]

Fr Aussies deserve better. Margot Robbie did not die for this

[@Death-999]

They didn't make aussies look bad, this guy made himself look bad.

[@georgiadevine8674]

As an Australian, I can confirm that Cody saying BIGGEST ICK was him finally getting the accent right

[@xxDeeMmmVeexx]

The “I need a man to put me in my place and tell me shut up otherwise I’ll keep running my mouth” thing was WILD.

[@Hambonehoven]

They treat it like he first established a humiliation fetish.

[@rachelc3980]

That is literally the only thing that would make the energy understandable/ bearable

[@no.6377]

They came to the date like they already hated him. It's so weird😭😭

[@pusheenqueen519]

Not many things can make an Australian accent sound unpleasant to the ear but this dude found a way.

[@Random-sk6hm]

Fr, Margot Robbie did not die for this 😔

[@alyssaes21]

seriously. aussie accents are my favorite but this man 💀

[@kenziehansen2424]

"Youre just a model for fun?" I feel like she saw right through him and his nonexistent personality😂

[@giusti2383]

he was lying, that’s why he responded that way

[@carlislethe3rd]

29:08 the “I’m not making him small again” in the corner killed me