TRY NOT TO LAUGH: Pregnancy Announcements

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[@xlilsnailx]

I love that whatever emotion Toni is feeling, she feels it with her whole being.

[@RobespierreThePoof]

I feel dead inside when I see how fully she expresses genuine emotion.

[@oishikaray2767]

❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤

[@urbanphoenix09]

It reminds me of how a child or toddler can go from laughing to crying in 1 second flat 😂

[@phoebec2020]

OMG, I love Tony so so much. Such a sweetheart

[@FindlayG]

Meanwhile Ryan is sitting there trying to keep a straight face❤❤❤

[@dandecande]

I love how Toni can go from laughing her ass off to crying in 2 seconds 😂♥️

[@lizcollinson2692]

I was wondering if Toni was amping up the sweet one, until I realized I was crying and she is way more expressive than me.

[@DancerMusicanActress]

I honestly love that it's a laugh cry😂

[@nickirapp5734]

And then back to laughing again.

[@rubyred7777]

I done literally this, watching Toni... was heavily crying at Tex, then started laughing at Toni....😂😂😂😂😂

[@Nope.com45]

I was crying to then laughing hysterically. I needed that y'all. You don't even know 😂😂v thank you for that

[@heidileigh7023]

Re: toni's commentary about pregnancy: i got pregnant intentionally at 27 and ended up soooo embarrassed that people knew i had sex 😂😂😂😂

[@hotrodhunk7389]

Is it weird that me and my wife joke about it when someone gets pregnant. "Damn I guess since pull out game is weak 😂😂😂" Or she'll be like "she must have forgot the plan b" 😂😂😂

[@TheHaggisHunterdarts180]

When’s toni gonna pop one out lol

[@thehaveninthehand]

@@TheHaggisHunterdarts180 I think I remember that her and Torbs planned to not have kids, but I may be wrong

[@carlosandres7006]

Pregnant in Spanish is embarasada

[@Saimeren]

Not only had sex. You let him finish inside you. Gross. lol. And EVERYONE knows it too! lol. (This is a joke by the way. For those that need to be explicitly told that it is.)

[@moms79]

I was visiting my mom many years ago and couldn't understand why she was angry with me. Mom: "Why didn't you tell me you were pregnant??" Me: "What? I'm not" Mom: "Don't play dumb, you're 3 months along" Me: "What are you talking about? I'm not pregnant!!" Went to the doctor and I was 3 months pregnant.. Now THAT was a pregnancy announcement I won't ever forget. lol

[@el-can]

Omg 😆 how did she know?

[@jenniferdewey-osburn78]

Oh epic mom knowledge revealed!

[@Homemaker-eg2he]

my mom looked at me with my last one and said are you pregnant it was my birthday I'm like no .... threw up a week later just chalked it up to the fact I had been up all night and was on the heat driving around.... found out 2 weeks later on valentines day I was in fact pregnant so when she asked me I did the math would have been when the baby implanted....

[@jenniferdewey-osburn78]

@@Homemaker-eg2he 🤯

[@sinkintostillness]

I was still living at home when I told my parents I was pregnant. My dad said he knew it! (I was lucky enough to live in a household where dad did the weekly shop and considered it his duty to keep our sanitary products stocked up as well as items in the pantry - he noticed he wasn't having to purchase them as often 😂)

[@Nyxxeonn]

1:26 "I just pulled it out" pretty sure you didn't, my guy lol

[@alexarms1286]

This is so underrated

[@OfficialCorinneGames]

That made me snort-laugh lmao

[@18Hongo]

"I'm pretty sure if you had, we wouldn't be in this mess".

[@foxwoodjones9831]

@@Nyxxeonn that was my reaction as well. 🤣

[@kayladepouw9231]

I'm fucking cry-laughing!!! 😂😂😂😂

[@yolannayerex4142]

The bit about when Tex learned friends named their baby after him struck my heart. In my 20s, single, I hosted a 17yo girl from France. I never figured I wanted kids, but wanted to host, foster or adopt. I'm 56 now and never did have kids. She visited me many times in Canada after that, attending my wedding and travelling for visits where I live now in Mexico. Finally, last summer, I visited her in France. She has a daughter named, "Lana,". I broke down in tears, overcome with emotion when she confirmed that she'd named Lana after me. I was totally overcome, sobbing and heaving. Like Toni, but x 10. It was the most loving emotional experience I ever had. I thought my lifetime would go unnoticed and evaporate into the ether when I died. Little things you do make big impacts.

[@Sunshine27234]

We all have an impact on our surroundings. We should always be conscious about that. Nothing that we do remains unnoticed so we should use our influence wisely. Congrats to your namesake!

[@SuchtFaktorHoch10]

"I thought my lifetime would go unnoticed and evaporate into the ether when I died. " I cried with Toni and it made my day. But your comment made my year. 🥲

[@Liliarthan]

Oh you most definitely made loads of impact and would not go unnoticed. You sound like such a kind hearted and caring person, which would be why she stayed in touch with you and then named her child after you. And as I’m sure you treated her like you treat others, there would be so many others who appreciated the gift of your companionship and kindness. Congratulations on the addition to your chosen family ☺️

[@aryastark575]

How old was the baby when you met her?

[@maudyg_22]

My sister did the same, now 10 years later I still cry when I think about it. She did the most beautiful thing ever and I'm so proud of my strong quirky niece 😍

[@djklovey]

I went from crying with Toni, to laughing my ass off! The way she 😫😭 at the end had me on the floor

[@Maximillieeee]

Girl same! 😹

[@redcurlproducer3344]

Same 😭😭😭😭😭😭

[@Enlorac]

Literally same omg hahaha

[@BeingAMomAndBeyond]

Me too 😂

[@k.d.hawkins672]

I’m glad I wasn’t the only one!!!😢🥹🤣

[@samanthaweston5749]

My best friend turned up one day after registering her baby daughters name, she said im gonna show this but i dont want you to get emotional, she had used my name for her daughters middle name, her baby had been poorly after she was born and i had helped out as you do when you love someone and it was her way of thanking me, of course i cried, she wasnt impressed lol. It was a massive honour and the baby is now 21 and we are in all sense of the word family. 😊😊😊

[@ringadib]

Dude, that's what I like best about Toni, she laughs and cries with her whole fuckin chest, y'know. Absolute genuine emotion.

[@NekolatheDruid]

9:35 I thought the intro was a fake cry but dang it I'm crying too 😭😭

[@1stoner3cats]

i'm sitting here in tears crying along side with Toni on the last one , that was sooooooo very sweet !!!! 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭💜💜🩵💜💜🩵💜💜🩵💜💜🩵💜💜

[@whims6278]

Same here 😭

[@20Sandra03]

me too

[@BigAlexgator]

I was crying until she started crying and it honestly made me feel a lil better lol. Like I had a friend crying with me but a little louder and uglier than me in the sweetest cutest way 😭💜

[@kgpz100]

I was crying, then laughing at her ugly crying, then crying with her again.

[@zoraarnold8482]

Crying over here, too ❤

[@SeanShimamoto]

2:48 It’s even funnier that he wiped his shoes on the towel first for traction…and then slipped once he got off the towel! 🤣😂

[@boitumelomothibe2825]

I thought he was just gonna shoot from there

[@SeanShimamoto]

@@boitumelomothibe2825 Me too! And he would’ve been safe if he did that. Hehe.

[@southparkfirefly]

I've always learnt never put dry shoes on a wet surface and visa versa lol learnt that the hard way.

[@hewwopeeple8815]

9:53 I like how she is full on sobbing and he is just laughing silently at her

[@SheilaR.08]

Tex seems like a sweetheart.

[@galmanferguson]

Toni must be protected at all costs!!!!!!!!

[@kaitlynyoung8783]

Toni sobbing because something is so sweet is the most endearing thing I have ever seen. Ryan comforting here and celebrating it is the second.

[@The_Real_Mier]

I SAW the intro… I READ some of the comments… So I KNEW something emotional was going to be happening… …and before I even realized that 𝙩𝙝𝙖𝙩 was the moment it all referred to… …the tears were already rolling down my cheeks… Toni is SO right: That truly, truly IS 𝙨𝙤́𝙤́𝙤́ sweet! ❤❤❤

[@remotelyanonymous]

One of my gym teachers in middle school announced to us that she was pregnant and that she was gonna work up until it was close to her due date. We of course congratulated her and when we walked away and knew we were out of ear shot from her, we immediately started talking about it and one of my friends goes “Mrs. [insert gym teacher’s last name here] and her husband been FUCKIN” 😂😂 perfectly in sync, the rest of us fell out laughing

[@theresafernandez350]

Toni, I'm there with you. I started bawling like a baby. It's a blessing to have a friendship that strong and loving.

[@JuneSongstress]

Toni is such an empathetic soul! It’s obvious she feels deep joy and intense caring!

[@fzzypurpleturtle]

it's honestly just how excited the dad was to show off while his wife was puking 🤣 I wouldn't have enjoyed that had it been planned, but damn clever timing wins haha

[@dandecande]

The dad with the sonograms on the goddamn bird nest cam 😂😂😭😭

[@harrietyounger6118]

I love that reveal with Ryan. I love that they instantly knew what you meant by Bridget can't drink to celebrate and they move from Ryan and go to her ❤

[@MonicaPadeiro]

While Tony was crying from being so sweet, I was crying from laughter at her crying 😂😂😂

[@liachang126]

I've always thought it's weird to "gift" someone your used pregnancy test. Like, you're literally handing them dried up piss on a stick.

[@mandy5549]

And to not tell him what it was when he started putting the non-piss end in his mouth, and then letting him continue until he took the cap off and put the piss end in his mouth. He has some responsibility for being a grown-ass man and not knowing what a pregnancy test looks like, but ffs, how can you let your dad put your piss stick in his mouth?!

[@alyj6398]

Never had to use one, so maybe I'm ignorant here, but can you not wash it after getting the positive result, thereby solving the 'giving people piss on a stick' issue...or does the piss need to stay on the stick for it to continue reading as 'pregnant'?

[@batkat0]

​@@maiamystiaJust because the color changes after the first use, doesn't mean it's reusable. 🤦‍♀️ Pregnancy tests are just a strip of paper that goes through a chemical reaction when exposed to pregnancy hormones in urine. If you misuse it, the strip may change in how it appears but how would you know that it's accurate now that you've exposed it to another chemical?

[@liachang126]

@@alyj6398 it's basically like a piece of absorbent paper/sponge that you saturate with urine. I supoose you could try to rinse the pee off but that won't wash away all it completely, and it may wash out the lines. Can you wash the blood off a bandaid or a sanitary pad? Yeah I guess so but it would take a lot of effort. Either way it's still a piss stick 😅 just keep it simple, tell people you're pregnant.

[@liachang126]

@@mandy5549 I don't blame the old guy for not knowing what a home pregnancy test looks like, why should he? He's probably never seen a home pregnancy test before, I think they were invented in the 70s. Have you seen the video of the girl telling her bf she's pregnant and he gets upset bc he thinks she brought him a positive covid test? 🤦‍♀️

[@shanalouise]

I think this is my all time favorite reaction one you have done. That ending, perfection. I also was a blubbering mess from that video and busted up so load with “that’s the last one”.

[@shokoshokoshoko73]

The day we planned to tell my grandparents I was pregnant, I bumped into my grandmother in the morning and she was telling me how she was planning on getting rid of all her toys because she doesn't have any grandchildren who are young enough to play with them. Fast forward a few hours and I told her that she doesn't need to throw out her toys because soon there will be someone to play with them. It took her a couple of minutes, but my then-92-year-old grandfather practically jumped out of his chair and said "really? No way! I'm going to be a great-grandfather!!" And then my grandmother finally understood :) My daughter loves to play with the toys at her house! Edit: spelling

[@Liliarthan]

Oh that is so sweet. And so lovely that they are around to spend time with your kiddo. I wish my grandfather got to meet my kids, he would have been over the moon. Thanks for sharing with us

[@pinkwelly7908]

"That's the last one" absolutely killed me 😂😂😂

[@hethera3084]

I shed a few tears during the last one until Toni was proper sobbing & then I couldn’t stop laughing - amazing

[@Sydpart2]

Anyone else get an ad for cyber punk right in the middle of Ryan's announcement video. Lol. Had to do a double take like "well that's a weird direction to take things in"

[@FleuRubis]

Aww Toni don't cry 😭 watching you crying over something sweet makes me cry about you being sweet

[@pinkluver7715]

Toni is just a ball of emotions, Big hugs to ya girl.

[@patrickkelley2735]

I'm so glad I've found Toni and Ryan! Your videos have made my summer! It's been rough, but you've made me smile! Greetings from Scranton, Pennsylvania!

[@carlyjmc]

I think Toni had an emotional aneurysm 😂😂❤️

[@Munomanom]

With how emotional Toni was getting there, I thought for sure the video was gonna turn into its own pregnancy announcement 😂 (not me also sat here crying at the video too though)

[@Ouros24]

They broke Toni on this one,😂❤

[@sleeplessinscotland9394]

Me going from tearing up to laughing my ass off at Toni’s howling - most I’ve laughed in ages, damn I needed that

[@gracieweaver8348]

My favorite pregnancy announcement was a positive test on the counter and the husband got mad because he thought it was a Covid test😂

[@aqacefan]

The eviction notice reminds me of a friend I've known since grade school... she went past 40 weeks with her son, so she posted a picture of her belly painted with an eviction notice. At least *her* photo was funny...

[@nonosquare259]

I LOVE YOU, THANKS FOR ALWAYS BEING SO ENTHUSIASTIC AND FUNNY. HELPED ME A LOT IN MY JOURNEY. ☺️☺️☺️

[@pandora4037]

9:15 I thought there was going to be a twist where he says that's a s*** name. 🤣🤣

[@angelatester243]

Toni and Ryan are people who everybody wants to hang out with! ❤ I’m so happy that I discovered them. They make me smile even on bad days!

[@stalwartvixen]

That last one I've seen before but it never ceases to make me tear up. Toni's reaction was perfection, I just want to hug her 🥰

[@ronnyy]

every time i see that last video I sob in exactly the same way. its so precious.😭

[@Palo1818]

9:57 I'm crying too 😭

[@gracesiegel7849]

Same.

[@TyrindaCalder-ss2zf]

Toni, your reactions are just priceless. You laugh, we laugh, you cry, we cry. You're awesome. ❤

[@ambervanbrogen3172]

Glad i wasnt the only one crying on the last one. Such a sweet thing

[@elysej91]

It's okay Toni, we can all be depraved together 🤣🤣🤣

[@alexyssaubrie1606]

I was having a bad day. I’m so happy this showed up in my feed.

[@The7thLostAlchemist]

this is my first video of you guys. Im absolutely in love with your personalities!!!

[@melissacoviello2886]

Toni cries like she laughs. I also cried to the Tex one as well.

[@imjayhime]

Toni’s reaction to the last one had me cry laughing. That was amazing 😂

[@loyallexi163]

Tony completely stomped all over Ryan's sweet announcement and then started bawling on another I lost it

[@vaxshin]

That last reaction? Same, Toni, same....❤

[@archercandy6122]

Toni at the end had me full on genuine crying and laughing. That was the most wholesome thing caught on camera I think.

[@SeanShimamoto]

Yay! We finally got to see what Brigette looks like! 🥰❤️ Now we need to see Taubs!

[@laurascrimgeour]

The Abby one is because both of their daughter in laws are both called Abby and confused at first lol. I think I told people as I seen them lol x

[@MPGRAY84]

I love these two!!! Toni I’m so with you!! That’s all you can think about!!

[@MP-bx3uj]

Toni crying and then Ryan trying to not laugh 🤣🤣🤣I was dyinggg

[@Lotts413]

2:10 we had it a few occasions at school where teachers got pregnant and their husbands were also teachers in the same school

[@Linking...2]

"Thats the last one". Me knees gave way 🤣😂

[@ChAnEq015]

I just want to say, its comforting to know that I'm not the only one who goes on sobbing over a cute video, it happens to me too Toni, it's such a sweet moment even I cried ❤

[@jeremyhancock1964]

I haven't seen Toni cry this hard since the ducky spoon incident.

[@Aussiedoll1]

I’m laughing and crying at the same time 😭❤️ legit the sweetest thing

[@elizabethseals2001]

New subscriber. I'm so glad y'all popped up as a suggestion. Y'all are cracking me up. 😂 I'm 41 and still say my parents only did it once and conceived me. 😅 I'm just being silly. I really did think that when i was young though. 🤦‍♀️

[@madisonrogers1013]

Me crying along with toni

[@loyallady434]

❤❤ This was Soo cute! First time watching y'all! Got yourselves a new sub! 😊

[@MadilynsM0mmy]

Oh that was cruel. And I’m sobbing!!!! ❤🎉 that WAS so sweet!!!

[@maryannewasnick1448]

OMG, Toni, I'm crying but you made me laugh cause you just started bawling and now I'm so confused and the video ended and I still have tears rolling down my face but without you there is no laughter.......

[@shellystrand408]

Watched for a good laugh ended up bawling!!

[@PavelHjaalsen]

If you were doing this just to make a perfect video, you can stop now. I mean DON'T STOP you two are magic. How she makes big weepy genuine caterwauling into a thing of comic beauty - that's a gift.

[@HomeMain]

The doorbell clip makes me wish those were around when I got pregnant. My husband and I both have a very juvenile sense of humor. That would have been amazingly hilarious!

[@tia3604]

The ending was perfect😆I'm still laughing/crying 😂 😂

[@karenpridemore5717]

Oh that last one! I was crying along with Toni but laughing too ❤

[@shelleycurreen1182]

Oh man. I love you guys. You always give me a good laugh

[@smbarone2000]

The best one was Tex. I cried my eyes out, too!

[@patriciawilliams6009]

My God you got the best of both worlds with this chicks emotions she got me crying.

[@BonnieNicoleWrites]

I'm with Toni....I cry every time I see that one!!

[@wernthistogether8618]

Toni is so endearing in moments and has my dark humor in others I adore her❤ of course I love you too Ryan 🥰 much love from America

[@clowicous]

I wish I reacted better when my sister named her 4th daughter after me, really was grateful and was happy but I was also pregnant and had my daughter about 2 months before and went through postpartum, that year sucked. But I am so happy that both our daughters are the same age and hang out together I love my little namesake ❤️

[@cecileomnes586]

ok I was already crying, then Toni made me cry even more XD you two are the best pair

[@quietlove12]

congrats on becoming a dad ryan

[@DeMonDog68]

That last video has made me cry so many times its insane, like literal tears every time I watch that damn thing

[@karnotik]

I would just like to say, clipping "why are people letting people have piss in their mouths" is the best out of context clip to ever send your close friends

[@unoriginalsyn]

How did I only just find this channel 😂 Toni is my spirit animal for sure

[@SeanShimamoto]

9:05 Now I feel bad for not getting more emotional when my mates named their son after me. Crazy thing is that their son just finished year-12 last month!

[@omniwinds]

5:09 this one was so cringey it made me angry 🤣 like she thought she ate w that pad

[@lacey12343]

Omg Toni’s sobs over them naming their baby after their friend has me so dead hahahaha

[@AlexanderSajin]

If anyone is wondering what the music is at 8:50 is, it's called Jacob and the Stone by Emil Moserri. It's from the film 'Minari.' It's a very good piece of music.

[@Violexie-wb7op]

Its OKAY Toni that last clip made me cry too 😢❤

[@cpowell7623]

That last one. I was seconds away from crying, myself, but then Toni's reaction got me laughing

[@Welshweimaraner]

You guys crack me up

[@sporilight]

These are so funny, I'm taking notes! 😂 For the last one, it's always sweet to see people's reactions when you've named your baby after them but all I can think of is the superstition I got from my fam that it's incredibly bad luck to name a child after a living friend/relative. Like, dead relatives are fine because you're honoring their memory, but living relatives is akin to wishing death upon them. Ik it's just a superstition, but it gives me the willies every time. 😓

[@ellecapone1337]

Don’t worry Toni, I’m crying too ! 😭

[@4MixMasterMonkey]

I’m sorry Toni, but your crying & wailing had me cracking up! 😂

[@cmiles9452]

“Ya just fillin her up…” -My new favorite Ryan quote

[@katewebber1131]

Poor Tony, just could not handle the last one, hilarious 😂😂😂

[@blackrose4101]

i love you guys i havent long found you but i watch a lot of your shorts and i thought id watch this full one and i love the ending honestly i was crying and laughing with you both there.

[@The_Mashupman]

Toni's reaction to the final clip got me more than the actual clip

[@anniei.6034]

Toni is all of us when we see something super emotional and can’t hold it in