Try Not To say Hol' Up 23

[@MemePog]

Never Ask! A woman: her age A man: his salary Mojang: how they got the dog death sound

[@johnjohnjohnson7720]

Its simple I just killed a dog and recorded it then I sold it to em.

[@MemePog]

@@johnjohnjohnson7720 Hol' Up

[@TheHotBlade]

OP is a meme stealer and a serial reposter. The original was posted on ULTIMATE MINECRAFT MEMES 2 by Brody Hepinstall.

[@johnjohnjohnson7720]

@@TheHotBlade Talking to me, meme pog or the video itself?

[@TheHotBlade]

@@johnjohnjohnson7720 You're fine, that was directed to MemePog.

[@n1thecaptain965]

Me: quickscopes the annoying 12 year old that has been trash talking me all day Everyone else at the daycare: **confused screaming**

[@firestar3963]

idk if it's different where you're from, but i'm 99% sure that 12 yr olds don't go to daycare

[@n1thecaptain965]

@@firestar3963 nor do serial killers but it works best for the joke

[@overloadgames972]

Well if your able to quickscope irl then you must be using an air soft gun so 👍

[@TheHumanPerson9753]

“I’m not even 20, what’s your excuse” Me: “the sun was in my eyes”

[@AceOSpades717]

me: i didn't get screwed by the VA Home Loans dept

[@immortalsofar5314]

I'm free, don't owe anything to anyone and nobody tells me what to do, what's your excuse?

[@immortalsofar5314]

@Samuel C. This is true but I have a home, a comfortable income and a pleasant life living the way I want to. What kind of a job is doing whatever you're told for a grown man? I don't want to tell anyone what to do and if the commander in chief gave me an order, I could tell him to f*ck off so that means, in the ridiculous hierarchy they have, that I outrank him.

[@fieryjalapenos4442]

Kind of like how they all have Cameros and Mustangs. They think it makes them look cool but we all know they went through some sketchy loan center their CO “recommended” and they bought their car with no money down and 22% interest. I know some people in this situation not only with cars but their houses as well. The military needs to coach these people better.

[@ftniceberg874]

@@fieryjalapenos4442 projection 😂🤣😂🤣 🤡

[@Zenologia4673]

That post-nut clarity is…actually some really good advice.

[@solis100]

It really is...

[@enderdrane]

Post-nut clarity? What is it and how do i get it?

[@Zenologia4673]

@@enderdrane think about what it is that you would do with stupid amounts of money. Then. Beat your meat. Maybe shower, and take a nap. Then check if you still want that same thing.

[@taylorsharifzadeh6031]

It’s making me think, maybe I should do it before any major steps in life.

[@solis100]

@@enderdrane Beat yo meat. That feeling of regret and self conciousness after is post nut clarity

[@vannssh4dow]

32:39 the ending was sad AF.

[@민트꽃순이]

😭😭😭

[@DennyPanne]

The last one was just sad, it made me cry😭 good video tho👍🏻

[@primeeeeee]

It actually was really was sad :/

[@ssunfish]

So I wasn't the only one!

[@darkmatter-mc5iv]

that last one hit all the feels man.

[@ssunfish]

Fr!

[@AmmarYasser_13]

The dinosaur one at the end got me crying

[@kookiecookie_playz4487]

Never Ask! A woman: her age A man: his salary A speedrunner: His/her tactics

[@vampyrgod9622]

Mojang: how they got the panda death sound.

[@hoejdengaming9358]

@@vampyrgod9622 and the cat or dog

[@GabrielTFS773]

What the dog doin

[@NamelessTheHater]

@@vampyrgod9622 Kinda know now, Fortunately it didn’t go wrong.

[@huntermc94]

A Roadmen: How many pronouns there are.

[@pianotm]

Fun Fact! Humpty Dumpty was a cannon. It fell from the wall during battle and split on impact. They welded it back together and tried to use it again. It couldn't handle the compression anymore and misfired.

[@TheEternal1ty]

The last one was totally so messed up and so true

[@huntermc94]

Here’s one: Your teacher: Allow me to demonstrate today’s lesson. Do I have any volunteers to help me with it? The lesson: *Sex Ed*

[@pissapocalypse]

Me: I will The teacher: no you're not qualified

[@huntermc94]

@@pissapocalypse lol imagine you go “O- ok I will” and then he says “Ok but I’m not teaching gay sex right now.

[@pissapocalypse]

@@huntermc94 I'm a girl lol

[@huntermc94]

@@pissapocalypse lmao so let’s say it was a boy saying ok

[@hamster4810]

Fellow percy Jackson fan

[@jeffsampson5822]

28:34 Only three of the four smokestacks actually connected to the furnaces on the Titanic. The fourth was a vent from the kitchen. The drawing shows all four as working smokestacks.

[@petrmaly9087]

Maybe someone burned the dinner in the oven.

[@jeffsampson5822]

@@petrmaly9087 true

[@Yora21]

Why do the Japanese have this funny dramatic photo meme, and all we get are people planking?

[@Twoswordsdrizzt]

12:50 That was unexpectedly wholesome

[@optimusgamerpro8825]

#dailydoseofmemes You got poison - *panic* You have Milk - *calm* It's real life - *panic*

[@overloadgames972]

Its real life - calm

[@optimusgamerpro8825]

@@overloadgames972 Yeah cz being panic won't change outcome

[@demoknighttf2756]

I have a goats kidney -*extreme calm*

[@optimusgamerpro8825]

@@demoknighttf2756 WT 😂😂

[@demoknighttf2756]

@@optimusgamerpro8825 it's a Harry potter thing

[@Puntusnusis]

3:01 Karens are getting really desperate this days.

[@MH-st9bf]

That last one was just depressing...

[@amazingalex7439YT]

0:32 So basically, thanks too your weird hatred for cartoons, your entire class and teacher was completely traumatized by live footage of a plane, hijacked by terrorists, full of innocent men,woman, and children, crash into a tower, which was also full of innocent people.

[@cheese-and-ricemooney7487]

Well, we don't know if all of them were actually innocent but yes, that's pretty much it

[@amazingalex7439YT]

@@cheese-and-ricemooney7487 I said "terrorists"

[@Speedyboy3293]

@@amazingalex7439YT he meant the people on the planes and the tower

[@fantasticboy2188]

Perhaps

[@Zoobydeeby]

@@cheese-and-ricemooney7487 Oh my GOD. *ANYONE* is innocent when compared to a terrorist, does it even matter?

[@toascranill5464]

Oh that last one is heartbreaking! lmao

[@shinom0ri]

The longest drum solo is the funniest thing ever... There are some real "John Mulaney, what's new pussycat"-vibes

[@animelover-ow1ts]

17:19 guess you can say he's.. *on a roll*

[@snazzygoldfish9912]

This was epic

[@onehotcrocc.3268]

Like you

[@snazzygoldfish9912]

@@onehotcrocc.3268 why thank you

[@onehotcrocc.3268]

@@snazzygoldfish9912 you welcome

[@JaimeJrUmlas]

This comment thread is so wholesome

[@kagurabachi_enjoyer]

13:12 dragon looks like she's ready for round 2

[@danielsnell9053]

"IM NOT EVEN 20! What's your excuse?" I live in Britain where houses aren't the size of Jupiter.

[@flyingquail1003]

12:08 I got an ad for toothpaste as soon as that meme finished

[@gobby6942]

33:15 "and you're not allowed within 10 feet of the elementary school" meanwhile the actual text: and you're not allowed within 100 feet of the elementary school haha I'm so fune

[@woke657]

Ok

[@reubenmanzo2054]

Sorry to disappoint, but the listed timestamp doesn't appear in the video.

[@diamondgamer9746]

Last time I had sx it felt like the 100M olympics final Over in 10s? Nah, 8 b men and a gun I died

[@lindyzuurmond405]

That last one was just sad T_T

[@stevenbrawley326]

30:30 That Rick Rolled us.

[@dscott6629]

Scrolled down to find out the joke, but even with the Rick Rolled hint it still took me two more looks to figure it out. Well done! And thank you!

[@ssunfish]

32:48 NGL that shit made me sad! What an ending! I mean, yeah, but WOW! Makes me feel a certain kinda way fr

[@Cjroizon]

The last one hits hard

[@ssunfish]

Fr, Holmes

[@akumaking1]

12:24 perfect for Halloween

[@daisyjoy242]

Or thanksgiving

[@TheHeliKid]

alright the last one was actually depressing-

[@ssunfish]

Fr, NGL

[@cheese-and-ricemooney7487]

9:44 Probably join them/him/her XD 14:52 AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA MY FIRST AND FAVORITE POKEMON GAME HERE! I'M SO HAPPY TO SEE IT HERE! Also as soon as I read that I laughed so much the first time because it was easy to understand where she put them, however she tecnically would have been arrested if this game was more like the real life because the character is only 15 years old and she's a adult XD

[@vertx_7068]

Why would you become a killer because your friend is a sociopath

[@ljtheone]

2:48 seconds is perfection

[@ic_3291]

30:31 I just now caught the reference in the meme, my brain is so slow for not seeing that sooner

[@hunter9050]

I don't get it

[@ic_3291]

@Hunter S it's a rick roll that's not written as one

[@DaMemeReaper]

... I hate you for that last one... lol

[@gordonfreeman466]

i like the festive dinner one, would be epic at a convention

[@snazzygoldfish9912]

Hol’ up

[@snazzygoldfish9912]

@Walter hol up

[@user-vf8qw5od7z]

Hol' up

[@RealReadOutLoud]

Chotto matte

[@Fenix-pw5ge]

@@RealReadOutLoud Warte...

[@aleksandarvil5718]

6:08 *ROASTED 🔥🔥🔥🔥*

[@aleksandarvil5718]

5:08 *To The GUILLOTINE!* ~ OverSimplified!Robespiere

[@Overlyamplified]

#dailydoseofmemes Mincraft players:"I cant wait for aquatic update!" Mojang:Mob update

[@Puntusnusis]

1:00 Pretty sure I would do that too.

[@totoulooo]

12:24 That surprised me alot

[@billwilliams699]

The last one really got me in the feels

[@donstoddard8458]

My God this is hilarious! Thank you

[@dogwithheadphones]

9:03 when you’re one turn away from solving your rubik’s cube

[@codzly]

Imagine being cool

[@jaytuhduhrome8306]

The 10 year anniversary with the 19 year old got me. That was good.

[@Mo_Mauve]

"if you are crying, send me something sad"

[@pancakeplayz3029]

3:06 that one there was a violation

[@不只是谁所无名找小二]

13:09 First of all, is that barbara cosplay? Second, who would all decline? (a genuine quuestion) 🤚 Third, who would consider accepting? (also a genuine question) 🤚

[@Feenix-]

I'd accept

[@claytonbro8789]

I'd accept

[@riessash4683]

I'd accept

[@calamity9451]

Yeet

[@Fetch_Taylor_16]

the pokemon one LMAO I remember that and didnt know what it ment until now LMAOOOO

[@GunterBagsYT]

4:10 I honestly was thinking it was gonna be the other finger paint meme.

[@0pt1tr0nD27]

That last one was very sad

[@rave755]

When you're humor is so twisted. This becomes a try not to laugh challenge

[@eatingpizzarn5347]

22:38 There. now they are safe to eat.

[@kingfordvr5863]

I haven’t seen that llama in ages

[@VERGILGASM]

26:12 Plot twist: He is holding a DNA test result.

[@RX_Punk]

Hol' Up

[@etaq2]

13:15 as a wise man once said that dragon looks forward to a round 2

[@t-rilz]

Hol'up.

[@chilisolos7624]

fun fact: no one watched the whole video yet

[@declansrandom8450]

Here right

[@evil...21]

I did i put it on 2 times speed

[@aofvert]

*puts on max speed*

[@tbfrl834]

Almost finished xd

[@Vader-vibes]

Cap I watch it all in slow motion

[@RomanumChristum]

The first one I cried because it's so true, yet funny

[@xTheSilentWolfx]

3:06 got me laughing pretty good. Great joke.

[@vivianniu3493]

25:02 my asian parents after seeing him on the news: AIYA, LOOK AT HIM LAH. HE ONLY DE 36 YEAR OLD, AND ALREADY LIVED 20 TIMES YOUR MAXIMUM POTENTIAL. WHAT THE HAIL LAH? GO GET A JOB LAH, OR I SEND YOU TO JESUS. BECOME DE DOCTOR, LAWYER, AND ENGINEER BEFORE YOU TURN 10 LAH OR FIND A NEW FAMILY. tsk

[@jacobcox4565]

0:49 You know KZbin censorship is bad when content creators have to censor a f***king date

[@juunipermane2123]

WHEN I TELL YOU I SCREAMED 4:08

[@rshonjames5648]

11:25 got me deadd he is not just a doctor btw 😭😭

[@cityinsanity]

16:23 seems like a South Park reference if you've watched it.

[@Zenologia4673]

14:45 Maaaaan the shit they got away with in kids games.

[@demodragon6426]

This is a amazing video!

[@rogerabernathy7977]

Phuc had me CRYING!!!

[@celticlord88]

That Chicago street view is chilling

[@charlesdahmital8095]

Y'all done been Rick rolled.

[@derrickpringle6145]

Da last one was heartwarming and sad.

[@michelleresistance]

The last one was so sad

[@chico1786]

12:23 is amazing. I love it.

[@papascrumpeeh]

12:22 no way I'm not cooking that next lmaooo

[@AmericaeDominaturOmnibus]

That last one was so sad...

[@desboot9128]

4:05 i thought that said mustache instead of machete

[@MrMoorkey]

0:07 That's not a house, its a train station.

[@bentonfrankie5113]

Girl paralyzed learns to walk gets hit by car and paralyzed again. God said “I said stay tf down”

[@MajesOnTheXbox]

me: *gets first kill of the game* everyone else at the football game:

[@aleksandarvil5718]

13:22 *FBI WANTS TO KNOW UNCLE'S LOCATION!*

[@thedatboi_]

3:04 murdered by words

[@yashvardhansrivastava7591]

4:07 that got me after a while XD

[@DenerWitt]

to claire: the man literally told you what he wanted and you didnt listen. Sometimes men just want to b listened to.

[@DaZebraffe]

The reason why the rhyme never said Humpty Dumpty was an egg, was because Humpty Dumpty WASN'T an egg. Humpty Dumpty was a cannon.

[@BumbleDoom]

Probably not first, but humpty dumpty was actually a large cannon that couldnt be repaired after it fell.

[@vibingwithcheeseforever3882]

Nothing, and I mean NOTHING is beyond post nut clarity

[@leosflowergarden3178]

12:49 Okay but- Yes? Thought that was gonna be bad but tbh i loved that

[@GamingWithKio]

11:20 i've been in the same situation as danny except im 30 and my girlfriend is 20. ruined my 10 year anniversary as well

[@Corneelius]

I don’t want to like this comment but I feel like you’re joking and if so then this is fucking funny

[@mjtheclown9161]

@@Corneelius ok but what if he’s not joking

[@fishii3068]

Like fr my parents are almost 10 years apart

[@GamingWithKio]

@@Corneelius Why thank you for the like kind person

[@waynealexander5668]

That first one is always true

[@olly-o3810]

For the serial killer one i would ask to join

[@user-vf8qw5od7z]

5:54 I- LMFAO

[@genericnameandgamertag7448]

3:31 he’s gonna go for the eagles next

[@Mo_Mauve]

"if you are on the toilet, send me taco bell"

[@thatguythatdoesstuff7448]

Dang. Tried to find that Chicago street view. Circa 2015 and apparently Google sent a Chicago crackhead out in the Google Streetmobile to get updated pics. Sad day.

[@captainfordo8994]

That first one is sad but true tho...