TRYING not to LOSE MY MIND IN QUARANTINE CHALLENGE [DON'T LAUGH 10!]

[@CapnDesDes]

Fun story. This is actually the 7th time uploading this video. For those of you that follow me on Twitter you know I had the most incredibly dumb experience with KZbin's demonetization but I decided to say FUCK IT and upload the uncensored version instead. ENJOY IT IN ALL ITS FILTHY GLORY. Please consider supporting the channel on Patreon, it helps fight the KZbin demonetization BS: www.patreon.com/capndesdes

[@GoldyLox_florafauna]

We salute you for this content

[@mattisfilms7052]

Destery Smith remember that time you licked that girl tooth

[@marriejones3632]

Can we get our ice cream yet?

[@Mossy_Rock1]

you make me laugh to death Destery I hope your happy about that 😂

[@gracebrobst1177]

Myyyy heroooo

[@CheerUp2]

Destery: I HAVE PEAK COMEDY GUYS!! YOU CAN'T MAKE ME LAUGH!!! Destery: *Laughs at fart noises.*

[@ismokeweedbecauseimhomosex725]

Yes, peak comedy

[@princessaur]

Destery is literally the only KZbinr that makes me laugh consistently after all these years.

[@grahamcoolican9341]

Yea same here. Its weird like I only find a couple people funny anymore

[@Norimin]

Fr

[@amb00bs]

Sameeeeeee!!

[@lunamaarouf_]

Princessaur _ same

[@briesullivan537]

then u haven’t watched pewdiepie enough

[@M1ZF1TZZ]

Outfit giving off emo where's waldo vibes and I don’t hate it.

[@callmekirbzz6648]

This is the best way to put it lmao

[@our_illumination949]

Emaldo is back babyyyyyy?!!!!

[@Caslaan]

I think I own a very similar shirt. I was digging it

[@IkeFoxbrush]

"How many sexual harassment suits do I have?" - If the number is above zero, you automatically qualify as a presidential candidate!

[@lesmarzipan1166]

Literally just sat down with my ramen noodles. Perfect timing

[@Ava217_]

holy shit i made ramen earlier too

[@_stormqueen_]

But what flavor?

[@Ava217_]

@@_stormqueen_ chicken flavor

[@lesmarzipan1166]

@@_stormqueen_ chicken

[@chexlex1316]

@@Ava217_ I just made ramen but its beef because my store ran out of chicken one.

[@bugele4601]

9:48 pov: Destery licks your tooth

[@batman96160]

My quarantine is going quite well. I'm used to being in my house all the time before. Now I'm just told to do so

[@Sleepy_Sunshine]

no one nagging me to leave the house

[@baileysuggs8902]

me: Hmm he looks familiar is that... Destery: Didn't know Kevin Hart was getting arrested Me: Yup that's the one

[@kobovad]

No need to wait for future videos, you already put "goblin" in this video's tags and also "goblin again" for some reason lmao

[@NightmareOnElmSt89]

Can't stop dancing and singing "I've got a bad case of diarrhoea". Good thing we are in quarantine and it's only my neighbours who can hear me (they gave up questioning my mental state ages ago and just roll with it).

[@gukiesheart97]

This killed me 😂😂 "I get why people like kpop now this is good"

[@Spookicane]

So I realized I can no longer eat while watching Destry, reason? I spit chili on my cat 😂

[@rowansandy4398]

I spit my pasta on my computer xD

[@Spookicane]

Rowan Sandy rip dude

[@monaawad8762]

I choked on my cereal and I also spit on my cat 😂

[@nathalymarquez8703]

Never clicked on anything this fast before

[@kinkyhellokitty45]

the fastest hand in the wild west

[@Cjiscj777]

Same! Stop, drop and ROLLLLL! I'm glad that bell works!

[@icychicken1998]

Same, tho.

[@twingames4644]

Destery: who has time to make something like this? Also destery: *makes songs about vaginas, chipotle burrito bowls, etc.*

[@muffinlittlepaw58]

I'm jealous of his cats.They get to see his humor 24/7.

[@fae5122]

Ngl I think watching Destery everyday for hours has broken my humour completely

[@Misstapissta]

You’re one of the only youtubers that actually makes me laugh out loud

[@dezs.5202]

Am I the only one who’s actually been enjoying my quarantine? This is literally just an extended weekend for me.

[@SpoopyBirbBuddy49]

im working on my insane video game backlog

[@iNicky777]

Samee dudee.. haven’t felt so much peace and serenity in years 🙏🏼🙏🏼🙏🏼

[@baileymiller4044]

Dez S. My mental health is sooo bad rn

[@justanotherpiccplayer3511]

Lmao thanks for making me properly laughing for the first time in this horrible quarantine, it certainly cleansed part of my soul

[@miraclea1igner]

i’ve literally been laughing at “I have a bad case of diarrhea” for 10 minutes 💀

[@illuminaticonfirmed1389]

Watching this while sleep deprived so everything’s funnier. I’m so fucking glad you uploaded

[@freyashaw9958]

Thank you for being awesome and making me laugh throughout this

[@DrDreuhh]

I got high af and watched this and I lost it at that Taco Bell comment 😂😂😂

[@knitwit9447]

Im taking quarantine to replay Majora's Mask and holy crap I forgot how terrifying that game is. The goron mask transformation is horrifying and the constant ticking of the clock makes my anxiety skyrocket. But it's still better than being with my family lmao

[@Ohhainollie]

I honestly forgot about you Destery until I found an old drawing that I made of you and OMG all the memories just flooded my mind lol. Needless to say, im back and im glad youre still doing you.

[@TheCookielover1997]

its 2am, ive woken up to find this video and put it on while eating my left over old pizza. with my phone on FULL volume "I HAVE A BAD CASE OF DIARRHEA" i laugh so hard my pizza spits out of my mouth, i start to choke and wake up my dog 😂😂😂

[@louispurslow6545]

Cheers Destery. This was honestly good to help the crippling worry about covid. Hope you have a great day. Fair winds, good sir. Xx

[@MegMurphy95]

As an "essential" employee at a grocery store I can honestly say that this is one of the only things that made me happy today

[@bff_edits1783]

Destery is the only person who can make me laugh within 10 seconds of a video.

[@carlinaballerina8743]

Destery makes me feel better about being in my late 20s and still laughing at fart jokes.

[@Richardflo15]

I was expecting him to say "hot liquid " lol 😂😂

[@ericacurry6118]

I loved the Banjo Kazooie references 😂 love that game.

[@Bexdrey]

Starts video.. immediately assmilk great content des

[@teresa_meow]

The hands farting killed me. And those dogs at the end are fantastic 😂😂

[@scriddle92]

You are still the most majestic creature..I'm just glad you are still making videos

[@ginasreview1030]

This quarantine is not that bad to be honest, my homebody self is THRIVING. People seem to be losing their minds.

[@rylieking91]

I just want everybody to know that I laugh until I cry when Destery laughs because his laugh is contagious

[@originalcovergirllola5790]

sameeeee

[@cyncitysix9414]

Yay! I love you des🖤 your videos brighten up my day.

[@SMITHapk]

I lost it @ "It's ya boi ASS MILK" lol

[@samanthalacey1712]

Where's my ice cream Destery?

[@jacquolinea]

Thank you for consistently bringing smiles to the internet. Very much needed during this time. Love your content, Destery (and probably always will).

[@rae7864]

lmao im quarantined, pregnant, single, stressed,lost, and destery is one of the only people that can ALWAYS make me laugh.. Never fails. Been watching since his very first video, and ive been binging your videos everyday lately 😊💕 thankyou for everything you do. Love yew

[@Elyriss_ASMR]

Cant lie those hand fart sounds are just impressive

[@ainsleynewman9398]

Oh yeah... it's not like I've been in the house for nearly a month and tried to stick and poke my boredom away

[@ryanroessler2286]

Thanks so much for still making content during these rough times 💕

[@myseriaelethan1802]

I'm having a moment because I straight up thought the "I can break these cuffs" guy was taller. MY LIFE IS A LIE! 😂

[@jwill3783]

Hi Destery. I know you might not see this, but you Shane and Jenna+Julien have been a constant in my life and I’ve been rewatching a lot of your content to distract me from my anxiety right now. You definitely have saved my life a bunch of times, and I can’t thank you enough for that.

[@chloeames8291]

11:20 pretty surprised how good his impression was

[@Breone]

Love these videos

[@theartofthriving]

I was wondering literally 20 mins ago, I hope Destery's okay, he posted anything in a bit.... Thanks for the video!!!

[@theartofthriving]

2009 Hot Topic was also my Hot Topic

[@karenbaker1979]

Destery, I cannot thank you enough for giving me something to laugh at today 🤣. Hope you upload again soon, as videos like this are helping us all through lockdown. On a separate note, anyone know what that tune from the Mario & Sonic video is from? It’s driving me mad!!

[@ayzahasad7334]

Destery's humour is my favourite thing about him...it's so messed up,it's hilarious

[@StormieRae56]

This was definitely the “Don’t CRINGE Challenge” for me like OMG 💀

[@sophiathesoap5968]

Since being in quarantine I decided to sort through my stuff at my parents house as I had to leave my flat accommodation due to the virus. deep inside a dark messy realm that I call my bedroom I found - capndesdes and ahoy nateo merch. A singular tear ran down my cheek reminiscing of better times, 13 year old me repeatedly watching their photo booth challenge videos...amazing content

[@maximumducky]

This vid gave me the laughs I needed in quarantine

[@grainnemonahan4736]

Why do I have a crush on this man? he literally has the same hair as Janice Ian from Mean Girls...

[@PsychadelicWolf]

Me: Holy hell im actually gonna win this time! *11:02** enters the chat* Me: Why is there boss music?

[@ayzahasad7334]

Destery definitely is one of the only KZbinrs who has consistently made me laugh throughout the years

[@yorumsfield556]

Destery, you are wicked fucking funny. You have earned a subscriber, my friend. Cheers!

[@sixxthekidd1785]

At 11:15 I repeated the same line as you did "its me and you, BITCH" which had me laughing twice as hard lol I had to pause the video to wipe tears from my eyes. I know you went through hell trying to get it monetized but I'm glad that you put it up uncensored I really am.

[@Tinkvampbite89]

More!! I need more Destery during my time in quarantine.

[@rileyeppler4718]

I needed this thank you so much

[@shiroshinsengumi8983]

I loved this so much, totally needed this. Love ya and fair wins.

[@UraniumEater59]

i didnt have a mind BEFORE quarantine started :D

[@beanz6958]

destry is going through a litteral mid-life crisis in this video

[@rae7864]

*lmaoo as soon as you mentioned the movie Macgruber, i knew what part you were going to say hahaha... I first watched that movie with my Grandmother because it was already on the channel and we just never got around to changing it after watching Harry potter, so we just decided to leave it on and watch it .....That scene is something i'll NEVER forget. It felt like it dragged on for YEARS!!*

[@alxndradoll]

This is amazing, I’ve been a fan for like 6 years at this point and you never disappoint 😂😂👌

[@angelcakeart]

10:13 this video singlehandedly restored my faith in my home state. It destroys me whenever I watch it

[@spencerdeavers2597]

You always brighten my day Destery ❤️ hope you have a wonderful day

[@pengudatu]

Des is still my favourite youtuber

[@viridianacervantes6610]

Thank you for bringing me joy in such a dark time 💛

[@robinmoses322]

Love you man! First time I genuinely laughed and smiled today ♥️

[@AlmostLakai94]

Toy Story has now made me cry twice in my life. GG 😂😂

[@inveinsiblexo7900]

Your dont laugh challenges are my favorite videos on the internet. So thank youuuu

[@snowman4821]

I haven't laughed this hard in a good minute. Thanks for the upload, censored or not, I appreciate your vids!

[@bellaluna3120]

I needed this video. Thanks for posting

[@katienoel7734]

I did send a tik tok to you on twitter lolol but now I'll know next time not to send them. But that bad case of diarrhea was the funniest I'm still laughing🤣🤣🤣

[@haleyh3242]

I really needed this today thank you so much!!

[@jojocaitlin8508]

8:53 fuck I love you lmao you hyped up that comment so much 😂

[@parsleybeckett6335]

Don't laugh, hell yeah

[@iluvyunie]

I enjoy your stance on tiktoks

[@mauriceflores4326]

Whoa I'm here from the old-school like old school old school. Nice to see your still in the platform ! Hell you even got that raid sponsor .

[@msrainbowpanda7534]

i was expecting him to put the "hot liquid" thing with the diahera thing. 😅😂 kinda sad he didnt lol

[@fabianajones12]

I’ve always loved you ever since I was younger and you first started. But when you said hot topic used to look like a daedric sword off of Skyrim that’s what I knew I loved you😂😂😂😂

[@sheradinmartin6671]

You not being able to contain your laughter had me in tears and then when you read the comment I just threw my fucking phone 😂 can’t wait to get my taxes and hop on that patreon! Been watching you for 10 years ❤️❤️❤️❤️

[@jennajune1214]

I was in the middle taking a sip of water when I look back up all I see is Destery's eyes super close and I nearly choked lmao

[@hudson3132]

Imagine you're just walking by your parents when you start hearing that s*x noise coming from your parents room

[@tp8077]

What it's like to chew 5-Gum. 9:48

[@Renethy]

I love these videos so much your laughter is so contagious

[@gracietaylor3716]

Destery taking one for the demonitization team for our quarantine entertainment. A TRUE hero

[@TatiRex]

You got the same fucked up humor I do.😂 one of the reasons I have been sticking with your channel for so long. Keep up the great videos man! Really gave me a good laugh during these dark times.😂❤️

[@edemwolf1226]

9:56 I heard "Fuck You Baltimore!" And got flash backs of my boyfriend making me watch this

[@taylor4519]

I usually never laugh at videos, but I always laugh at these😂 I feel like my sense of humor is matched with Destery’s

[@hannahv1639]

I died at the I have a bad case of diarrhea well that’s some good k-pop

[@gabriellalee76]

Me: *thinks im gonna get a 'normal' destery video* Destery: *RAID SHADOW LEGENDS! GET IT!*

[@samimoon7391]

9:53 legend has it he’s still dancing.

[@Jay-oi5xp]

I find it almost uncanny how quick you make me laugh at things I usually don't even find funny

[@silverbats]

Anytime u post a video my day is instantly a great day! Hope ur doin well young Sir!

[@Deathbecomeshim13]

I have a bad case of diarrhea is my new notification tone! Thanks Destery! I can't wait for the looks I get! 😁