the way darcy sounds like he's half-dead at any given moment is a vibe tbh
@DarcyAhrns4 жыл бұрын
hahaha i don’t really get that but i’m glad it’s not a bad thing haha
@Grey-mo6jw Жыл бұрын
@@DarcyAhrnsDarcy we need more content man!
@esmondyap96214 жыл бұрын
Ew..Darcy doesnt wash his bread before eating... Disgusting!!
@DarcyAhrns4 жыл бұрын
hahaha it was pre washed i assure you
@benmoggs86094 жыл бұрын
Jaxons voice,"the audacity ",, hahaha,good stuff bro,an I've actually had soy sauce on some toast as well lol,,an can also agree that it does has a Vegemite presence,it's just watery 😂
@maazali96044 жыл бұрын
I use laundry detergent on mine the only disadvantage of it is that it takes lommger to dry after being in the laundry machine
@thinesajayy4 жыл бұрын
Get a man who adores you like how Darcy admires that yogurt
@DarcyAhrns4 жыл бұрын
was so nice wtf
@mayap16134 жыл бұрын
@@DarcyAhrns used to ask my dad for this when i was little - been eating it ever since - so good
@rudyvassay3 жыл бұрын
or just get darcy big brain
@shellrockguy97613 жыл бұрын
*mmmhhmmuhm
@katjaz134 жыл бұрын
I can only respect a man who thoroughly butters all of his toast
@DarcyAhrns4 жыл бұрын
ur welcome
@gretzkyyy56454 жыл бұрын
"Was thinking of doing an episode without my hat on... But then I thought... Nah." yes. Just yes.
@DarcyAhrns4 жыл бұрын
hahaha yes to the no hat or yes to the hat
@yusufthegreat12324 жыл бұрын
@@DarcyAhrns Both
@rrrfffeeemcmann4 жыл бұрын
"Let's see if we can heat it up", bruh had me dyin
@DarcyAhrns4 жыл бұрын
hell yea!
@maryschneider14763 жыл бұрын
I completely lost it when the toast were going up in air on the table! That was so funny!
@Leoniscordis3 жыл бұрын
My favourite thing is when the toaster does Darcy a frighten like he forgets what happens when toast is done
@heidigreenway26194 жыл бұрын
“You might think I am crazy, but I’m not!” can’t get anymore relatable 😂
@DarcyAhrns4 жыл бұрын
haha thanks heidi!
@raygun_lapicola44654 жыл бұрын
Man this stuff is comedy gold. Darcy’s videos get me every time
@DarcyAhrns4 жыл бұрын
wow! thanks heaps
@lilylove6464 жыл бұрын
Darcy stabbing the shit out of the chocolate syrup was kinda a vibe
@DarcyAhrns4 жыл бұрын
was not a vibe at the time hahah, so mad
@tallis28284 жыл бұрын
If your thinking of doing part two, make sure you get some thickened cream in there 😉
@DarcyAhrns4 жыл бұрын
hahah ok i will keep that in mind
@IveGotTheGoodes4 жыл бұрын
bro thickened cream and strawberry jam is lit on toast
@jjs49964 жыл бұрын
Darcy Ahrns better make sure it’s not Jaxon’s thickened cream or you may not live another day
@benmoggs86094 жыл бұрын
But gotta whip the thickened cream so it's whipped first lol, with like a real whip haha,#willywonka 😂,only way haha to do it 😂😂
@SlightlyLost1114 жыл бұрын
I've always wanted to watch a man eat jelly powder on toast. It was actually on my bucket list, so thanks for that mate.
@DarcyAhrns4 жыл бұрын
the stars aligned and it is your lucky day
@pab1it053 жыл бұрын
Mate! Best video! Here's a little secret, no joke, if you want to escalate that condensed milk to 11, take the label off the can and boil in a big pot full of water for 3 hours. Wait until it cools all the way down, then open the can (never open hot)... best spread you've ever had. You're welcome.
@graciedicaprio89324 жыл бұрын
Thank god he buttered the toast I almost had a panic attack
@DarcyAhrns4 жыл бұрын
i knoww right
@dxxy4 жыл бұрын
Honestly I used to eat condensed milk with bread when I was a kid, they're too good 😁
@DarcyAhrns4 жыл бұрын
wow im so late to the trend
@sapodilla254 жыл бұрын
Imagine not eating condensed milk all by itself
@davidquintana61514 жыл бұрын
There is a saying in my home when we have basically nothing to eat; "Even if there is nothing...there is Always Something!" there are days when I have to mix and match random stuff in the cabinets.lol You helped me decide what goes together without me having to try them out first! :-D what would life be like without This Channel!?? I don't know, and I don't want to find out
@DarcyAhrns4 жыл бұрын
hahaha hell yeah! glad to help
@raycusack90934 жыл бұрын
Absolutely love your content the best shit out there you've forgotten to link the music in the desc tho
@DarcyAhrns4 жыл бұрын
SHIIIEEEETTT thanks, gonna do it now
@veerlevanmerwijk78624 жыл бұрын
Yo that toaster is so cool! "You might think I'm crazy, but I'm not." Ehhh you sure? 6:05 oml that face, I couldn't stop laughing, I'm so sorry. I hope you're okay though. XD "I'm jellyfied." Thank you so much for making this pun! "This feels wrong. This feels illegal." Well, what if it is illegal? What happens now? 7:45 I was afraid you'd actually forget the butter haha. (that face though) 8:48 your reaction to that toaster was so funny, sorry. Well, as you can see by my long comment, I really did enjoy this video. Sorry for the long comment, I feel like reacting to you because you make it feel so personal. Thank you for making this and I hope you have a great day!
@DarcyAhrns4 жыл бұрын
hahaha wow big comment! glad you liked the vid!
@kahdjdidkdm13524 жыл бұрын
Darcy eating all the yogurt in one go is a mood
@DarcyAhrns4 жыл бұрын
hellz yeah br0
@komodogaming24893 жыл бұрын
0:52 we've all tried to do that in our lifetime, but only the worthy have succeeded at least once.
@cappin69374 жыл бұрын
damnn darcy I got two ads at the start of this, you must be raking it in!
@DarcyAhrns4 жыл бұрын
heck yeah, that is good news
@jonnyblitz8884 жыл бұрын
My Japanese foreign exchange student’s old man from like 20 years back was high up in the Kikkoman soy sauce empire.. he’s probably running the joint now, shout out to Rytaro
@DarcyAhrns4 жыл бұрын
hell yeah! epic to hear!
@SeanGilbertson3 жыл бұрын
I like how Darcy figured out you have to put the fudge shell in the microwave and then didn’t do it. 👌
@GabbyGrace6664 жыл бұрын
When you zoomed in on the yogurt spreading on the toast my whole body gagged
@gravity14533 жыл бұрын
that moment when it says on the side of the hardening chocolate bottle to put it in the microwave for 30 seconds if it hardens inside the bottle 8:01 i love darcys brain
@RoastFlea614 жыл бұрын
Yet again, perfect timing. thanks darcy
@DarcyAhrns4 жыл бұрын
epic
@janellelow87424 жыл бұрын
omg when the thug life glasses were on u looked like a cute grandpa
@DarcyAhrns4 жыл бұрын
I was supposed to look like a thug
@julielewis40924 жыл бұрын
Darcy Ahrns you spelt cute grandpa wrong
@frankcastle56934 жыл бұрын
Thanks for taking the time to butter every piece of toast for us and for science!
@DarcyAhrns4 жыл бұрын
thanks for the appreciation
@thinesajayy4 жыл бұрын
7:04 I ask myself that everyday...
@DarcyAhrns4 жыл бұрын
ahh the age old question
@zenith67284 жыл бұрын
Darcy trying things, so we don't have to :D As a kid I used to put that ice cream topping stuff on bread and eat it for breakfast while my parents slept because I couldn't reach the cereal cupboard
@DarcyAhrns4 жыл бұрын
hahahhaha that’s a funny story, nice one
@charliemoss46883 жыл бұрын
Ahahaha I started laughing so much when you bought the condensed milk out!
@berryjow3 жыл бұрын
Condensed milk is actually pretty common here to put on toast. We even have cracker sandwich that is condensed milk-flavored haha great vid
@ChrisR6764 жыл бұрын
I dont know if this is a thing to be proud of but I like to peruse many comment sections and yours has by far the most profile pictures of actual beings than any I have ever seen.. My daily meal I have been having from camp (I live in a camp) has been crumpets and toasted muffins, usually topped with single serve butter and jam! Keep it real mate 🍑🤏
@DarcyAhrns4 жыл бұрын
wow epic news, hope camp is well
@imogenl64543 жыл бұрын
"well i accidentally just devoured a whole tub of yogurt" quality content😂👌
@briannamartens58564 жыл бұрын
This is like my 5th time watching this video and every time he gets to the chocolate topping I get mad because it’s meant to go in the microwave before you use it 🙂
@enbyofthetrees4 жыл бұрын
Highly underrated channel. 10/10 would butter the toast with Darcy again 😂
@BarneyGumbl34 жыл бұрын
Had me crying with laughter, you kill me man 😂
@danicago3 жыл бұрын
i really enjoyed this a lot!!
@otherssingpuree17794 жыл бұрын
7:10 Me discovering fairy bread.
@dypz6394 жыл бұрын
Yes
@DarcyAhrns4 жыл бұрын
no
@connormatthews5224 жыл бұрын
You're like equal parts well rested and knackered. Like four day trot on the marching powder but also just had a good nap.
@DarcyAhrns4 жыл бұрын
hahahah random but probably accurate yes
@connormatthews5224 жыл бұрын
@@DarcyAhrns
@sapodilla254 жыл бұрын
Darcy single-handedly making his way through the Fairbairn bread haul, what a hero
@ComedyBros54 жыл бұрын
There’s Einstein, and then there’s Darcy. Loving these videos man.
@DarcyAhrns4 жыл бұрын
epic! thanks
@_S0Y3 жыл бұрын
brave man to use my sauce...
@pingpong24144 жыл бұрын
0:28-0:41 I want whatever hes taking
@MikeyD4 жыл бұрын
Would love to see you purée a piece of toast and then spread it on another piece of un-puréed toast. Cheers xx
@DarcyAhrns4 жыл бұрын
Great idea! Next toast ep will be called toast on toast
@jack-ye1zj3 жыл бұрын
Your spot on. I had apple sauce on toast as a kid once when left to my own devices. Never again
@ben52414 жыл бұрын
Whats the name of the (very vibey I have to say) song that's playing in the background half of the video?
@DarcyAhrns4 жыл бұрын
honestly not sure but the end song is in description
@mraustralia48994 жыл бұрын
I gave you a thumbs up bro because i know the struggle of buttering toast lmao
@lolamatola17194 жыл бұрын
Oloha Mr. Darcy. Writting this comment before watching the video. Let's see how it is. Editing:good Originality: Mr. Darcy level. Good.
@DarcyAhrns4 жыл бұрын
ok good luck
@stogginson11104 жыл бұрын
6:07
@DarcyAhrns4 жыл бұрын
nice
@comediccenter72334 жыл бұрын
Yo Darcy, wassup, happy 4th, and I really miss movie theaters. I also miss seeing Jaxon in the fairbairn films vids, you and Jaxon are the best
@DarcyAhrns4 жыл бұрын
thanks comedic center stay classy
@janaostrowski4 жыл бұрын
You look good without a hat too though!
@DarcyAhrns4 жыл бұрын
thanks but a hat is my cone of silence hahah
@elicollins63414 жыл бұрын
0:02 why Ur so kind, thankyou young man
@DarcyAhrns4 жыл бұрын
and thank you
@joelmi164 жыл бұрын
You're my hero.
@DarcyAhrns4 жыл бұрын
yo! thanks for supporting on patreon joel!
@katesampleseverything4 жыл бұрын
"Alright, next up we've got a bit of a strange one..." he says nonchalantly as if the previous four weren't strange enough. P.S. Try cream cheese frosting on graham crackers, it's a cookie-like version of your condensed milk on toast.
@DarcyAhrns4 жыл бұрын
hahaha, thanks kate will keep that in mind
@lego_lachlan13724 жыл бұрын
Darcy stabbing his choc topping bottle Instant kill
@DarcyAhrns4 жыл бұрын
epic
@invsionry3 жыл бұрын
"Only a mad man would eat unbuttured toast" TAKE THAT BEST FRIEND
@Void-fc6jn4 жыл бұрын
8:03 Little did you know, behind all the treachery, your biggest killer would be....the raw toast
@DarcyAhrns4 жыл бұрын
gosh dahrn!
@cybersteel84 жыл бұрын
bro I gotta get that sweetened condensed milk brand off ya I got some spare toast and butter. Did you try the scm without butter? any better? i think you've changed my life darcy you're a bloody hero in the toast community
@DarcyAhrns4 жыл бұрын
don't mention it
@keesegotit724 жыл бұрын
Damn you should of tried ice cream on toast 😂 btw ur videos are entertaining asf
@DarcyAhrns4 жыл бұрын
that sounds good, also thanks!
@deprivalli4 жыл бұрын
once again woke up to your video! a lovely recurring theme. when you showcased the ~product range~, i'm pretty sure i felt my stomach start crying (edit: okay jeez condensed milk on toast was my entire childhood!! :') plain sugar on bread too haha)
@DarcyAhrns4 жыл бұрын
hahah hell yeah! glad our schedules are in sync
@emmahancock61354 жыл бұрын
Petition for Darcy to do his next video without a hat
@DarcyAhrns4 жыл бұрын
if this video gets 1k likes i will
@emmahancock61354 жыл бұрын
Darcy Ahrns easy
@KAMiKAZOW3 жыл бұрын
Just today I was at a fancy pants Argentinian restaurant and had pancake with condensed milk for desert. Apparently it's a specialty.
@will-cc3dx4 жыл бұрын
Ive seen you before, from that bean presentation thingy by the twins, arent you their other brother?
@DarcyAhrns4 жыл бұрын
From fairbairn films?
@will-cc3dx4 жыл бұрын
@@DarcyAhrns ohhh yesss thats it, youre the guy on the melon war
@lady0fsorrows4244 жыл бұрын
This is making me hungry
@DarcyAhrns4 жыл бұрын
you are welcome
@ethanoshea41023 жыл бұрын
my go to weird shit with bread is a slice of rich cheese with chimken salt. Absolutely dreamy shit
@toaster60684 жыл бұрын
sacrilegious
@DarcyAhrns4 жыл бұрын
AMEN
@Pepo-nx3qi3 жыл бұрын
I thought it was ilegal to have anything else than Marmite toast in Australia
@myrna52774 жыл бұрын
This is my favorite video in this channel so far!!
@DarcyAhrns4 жыл бұрын
epiccccc
@begumnazcakir4 жыл бұрын
9:34 i would pay not to c that
@DarcyAhrns4 жыл бұрын
hahaha that’s actually a good call
@i_am_blur4 жыл бұрын
Looked kinda cute parted to the side without the hat NGL Darcy... 👀
@DarcyAhrns4 жыл бұрын
the hat stays
@marissanewman92733 жыл бұрын
Condensed milk is the best. I grab a can and eat it by the spoonful, do I care? No! 😂😂
@TobiasBarnes4 жыл бұрын
What a GOD!
@DarcyAhrns4 жыл бұрын
yess indeed
@TobiasBarnes4 жыл бұрын
@@DarcyAhrns love your stuff mate keep making the content I crave
@leecrewtherdrifts3 жыл бұрын
I think next he has to do sandwich spread configuration. E.g. peanut butter and jam, Vegemite and honey, salt and vinegar chips and nutella, etc.
@30ksubscriberswithnovideos34 жыл бұрын
This is the content I want
@DarcyAhrns4 жыл бұрын
epic
@yasmademarte90634 жыл бұрын
i tried the jelly but i actually made jelly and put it on toast- highly recommend
@DarcyAhrns4 жыл бұрын
interesting
@gingergamer32703 жыл бұрын
What I've learned from this video is that I seem unphased by whatever you have on toast
@ff-pv8fb3 жыл бұрын
have you thought of combining salsa with condensed milk?
@adrianthomas-moon39274 жыл бұрын
Froast!! The trick is maple syrup fist. Then butter. Then refreeze and eat.
@strauchanside3 жыл бұрын
The frozen bread test with the home brags I’ve magic made this video!
@joejones21774 жыл бұрын
Make a pb&j sandwich while blindfolded with the rest of the table covered in mousetraps
@DarcyAhrns4 жыл бұрын
ok
@crystalovesjaia3 жыл бұрын
Give mi goreng on buttered toast if you’ve never tried it before... do a reaction video with it! 😁
@Badja4 жыл бұрын
But Darcy... Butter is calories
@peterdavidson39953 жыл бұрын
Gibsland dairy yogurt is sooooo good man
@KYCDK3 жыл бұрын
darcy, did you put the choclate iceblock thing in the fridge? my nan made the same mistake
@micheal30634 жыл бұрын
Loving the vids Darcy ❤️
@DarcyAhrns4 жыл бұрын
epic, thanks!
@Iosaiv2 жыл бұрын
Waddup, welcome back to another video.
@ItalianBMT.4 жыл бұрын
Is this on Spotify?
@DarcyAhrns4 жыл бұрын
yes
@marissanewman92733 жыл бұрын
The jelly one was practically pretty similar to fairy bread
@Patrick-li8nh4 жыл бұрын
As always very informative, but this time you missed the oppurturnity to mix the flavors. Forget PB&J, soj sauce and condence milk is where it's at 😊👌🏻
@DarcyAhrns4 жыл бұрын
haha thanks but that sounds nasty
@abigfootwithinternetaccess86054 жыл бұрын
sour cream and salsa is actually beastly
@ktrontrontron4 жыл бұрын
Classic Arnold
@DarcyAhrns4 жыл бұрын
that is me
@elliebarden37974 жыл бұрын
your facial expressions make the video! check out honey and plastic cheese or honey and vegemite together on toast. they're pretty weird but ive seen people do it
@dimsim79894 жыл бұрын
Bread is all fine n dandy but it’s no salada, saladas for life
@DarcyAhrns4 жыл бұрын
ok will it salada coming soon
@justmealonewithcats86184 жыл бұрын
I'm so glad Lachlan paid you in bread so that you could make this video!
@DarcyAhrns4 жыл бұрын
yes that is my only form of income, i eat a lot of bread
@moondawg91294 жыл бұрын
" was thinking about doin an episode without a hat on... and then I thought ba-Nahhh-na "
@DarcyAhrns4 жыл бұрын
nice quote!
@cameronw52634 жыл бұрын
Oh no! You got me good with the prank
@DarcyAhrns4 жыл бұрын
epic!
@Findmehmoonlight3 жыл бұрын
next, try yogurt with cereal. replace the milk with strawberry yogurt. it is good