Trying the World's Strongest Beer

[@coldones]

None of these beers tasted anywhere near as good as a nice frosty GROG! Available now Online and in over 500 Stores 🤯 👉 grog.shop/find

[@fatboi445]

hey

[@unclemaggot]

balls

[@Vickysqueeze]

Im gay

[@SeniMerah]

gog

[@hazydor6368]

Grog yumms

[@MacabreMark]

We need an episode where Darcy and Scott drinks every drink with Max and Chad.

[@booziiokto]

it might actually kill them, max and chad are unlike any drunk ive ever met or heard of.

[@CreatureVision]

but then who will stand behind the camera???

[@pikachude5490]

You havent met my dad ​@@booziiokto

[@akerbay7]

The camera man ​@@CreatureVision

[@YsatMKM]

it would be cool, but we don't need it pretty sure

[@IsaacTea]

We need a video with Scott and Darcy drinking while Max and Chad are running the show. I can already imagine what diabolical concoctions Max could come up with

[@NuttyNow]

Maybe Max and Chad could edit it too 😂

[@heroicvillain1]

popular cocktails from around the world would be great for max and chad to be making

[@Mediocre00Rebel]

Omgg yes they need to do that. It will be like their revenge lol.

[@Landon-by3ot]

That would be fucking hilarious ​lol@@NuttyNow

[@shutyourlipsbuddy8346]

@@NuttyNowoh god 😂😂

[@isaacbutterworth7103]

Possibly the most Australian conversation. “Do we have Vegemite” “Why would we have Vegemite, oh wait yeah we have Vegemite”

[@YW2324]

Lol 😅

[@eolsunder]

no the most Australian conversation would be.. "Do we have Vegemite", "Of course we have Vegemite, why wouldn't we have Vegemite."

[@boredapathetic]

vegemite is disgusting what’s wrong with you mfs

[@AutisticAussie]

We Aussies always have Vegemite

[@YW2324]

@@AutisticAussie I've never had it. I'm in America lol 😆

[@ONLY4BEES]

The "21" meme is 10 years old and they're still laughing manically at it to this day. So pure.

[@Dracula_sb]

Same

[@janputz4157]

yeah but it was 37

[@fliqed5414]

I love how Max just slowly becomes more destructive as this video goes on😭

[@LosdaGhost1738]

19:25 im dead

[@Fr0styMilkshake22]

This your first cold ones video? He's always destructive lol

[@redmist6630]

11:32 "whats the point of the video" and "I need to be waterboarded" best 10 seconds of max ever lmao

[@RamenPoweredShitFactory]

And then he mellowed out and became very articulate lol

[@isaacbickerdike3910]

He starts out fucked

[@10293847569428]

I want a hangover updates, like a 20 second clip of these two the day after!

[@Jakey4000]

Max is 30, hangover be lasting 2 days now 😂

[@mongrel_97]

@@Jakey4000 nah with these beers thats a week long hangover 😵‍💫

[@TheClintonio]

@@Jakey4000 Too fucking real bro.

[@revv2490]

shit, I'm only 25 and my hangovers last 2 days already. Fucking terrible. I can only drink vicariously through max and chad at this point@@Jakey4000

[@Tayl0r_]

@@Jakey4000Im 25 and I have no idea how some people do it. And alcoholism runs in my family lmao

[@alyshaeyre7166]

max's drool and hand-eye coordination grows exponentially with every drink

[@lilcrowe9576]

right his eyes were miving independently

[@Karnyx-py8pw]

its just acting

[@Daniel-zy1ir]

By the end it really felt like acting, by 19:30 Max is clearly overreacting if he didn't go to the hospital with an alcohol poisoning afterwards. He slapped glasses of the table so early it's clearly just to hype it up

[@_Bailamme_]

I genuinely don't know how you guys think it's acting like just explain to me, you're telling me that what they're drinking isn't alcohol? That they edit in the drinks color but they're drinking water? Or that they filmed a 10 hour session where they wait until both max and Chad sober up and then pretend to be drunk at the end of the video? Like I really can't tell if you haven't drink anything in your life or you don't know how a body reacts to 10 different type of alcohol consumed at once and that have more alcohol % on it, this isn't acting and stop trying to pretend everything is fake and you're Neo from the Matrix

[@Karnyx-py8pw]

@@_Bailamme_ you honestly think the one guy is legit drooling and going cross eyed? lol he's exaggerating for entertainment, they're entertainers. Nobody said they weren't drunk. I drink a lot more often than I should and I drink to get drunk.

[@rileymaika4292]

These are the best types of videos where they just get shit faced for our entertainment 😂

[@UndercoverNormie]

Today I learned 6% is double the strength of 4.9% Thanks Cold Ones!

[@Ave_Satana666]

Idgaf about althat ngl I just want grog in my stores so bad

[@NebulousNector]

Crazy right. Makes my brain boggle

[@ganjalfcreamcorn8438]

you gotta carry the one

[@Sniperboy5551]

Drunk people math, checks out to me

[@Ave_Satana666]

@@ganjalfcreamcorn8438 throw tobacco in with your weed it will send you to another level

[@MattJerkhole]

Even during the Filthy Frank days I never was as worried for Max as with this one. lmao

[@yuvalhuck5437]

True that

[@agachateyconocelo2693]

I'm actually surprised Max managed to get through the entire video without throwing up considering how much he hates beer

[@drxph]

that shit really isnt 'beer' its just made with corn or grains so it can be called a ‘beer’

[@ThePhantom4516]

i mean past 30% its not fuckin beer anymore

[@elmocsgovideos48]

You obviously dont know who max is, let me help you out. he is the MAN that cooked multiple kilos of ramen in a washing machine and sat down and ate it.

[@Tacticalfart1345]

To be honest half way through I don’t think max even knew who he was

[@selectionn]

@@ThePhantom4516 in america anything past like 6 isnt a beer 30 is literally just hard liquor, your number is way too high

[@flomieyt]

11:27 max dropping the glass and then actually drinking it is probably the funnest thing I’ll see all week wtf

[@theirishman759]

19:25 this is the exact moment Max re-awakens his memories of how to act like a toddler, throwing things and drooling everywhere for the rest of the video lol.

[@doshep_hegex]

14:32 it started here for a moment but he regained his senses

[@JAMxSkalla16]

one of the greatest moments in KZbin history

[@koikarppa]

He caveman grunted and yeeted the glass pretty good ngl

[@llamamusicchannel7688]

Good to know I have 3 minutes of coherence left 👌

[@classix9714]

I Died laughing at 19:38 😭😭

[@longhorsestudios]

Cold Ones consistently staying the best edited show on KZbin.

[@jesuswalksforyou]

FACT

[@Thomas_____]

16:29

[@Hakhoumbha]

Fr they’ve had some weird edited videos but this one is fire asf

[@YungIzzxx]

Have never stopped one of there videos early . The best show ever . They need there own tv series

[@brandondigges5516]

Seriously, sometimes it's distracting how great it is, these editors deserve awards or something.

[@dominicfulgencio9279]

"May the next beer not impede our speech but guide our words" goes hard

[@joselopez-kx3sm]

amen.

[@MagikalKrabical]

Amen indeed.

[@dwellerboy1392]

Beer bible

[@SteampunkHorse]

@@dwellerboy1392hold on, I need to charge my Bible

[@jasonmondragon4939]

Alcoholicus 1:1 May the next beer not impede your speech, for it guides your words 🍻

[@watchvideos1217]

I don’t want to sound corny to ya boys, but I’m a veteran and often deal with suicidal thoughts and have attempted. Yalls videos make me laugh and help keep the pain away though. Thank you for your creations and I hope you continue for a long time!

[@Wischmopp95]

Chad is actually so sweet in this video? Takes care of Max, makes sure he always has a chaser in front of him, wipes his mouth, stops him when he legitimately tries to die of alcohol poisoning... If Chad ever wants kids, I bet he's gonna be a great dad (provided that he doesn't die of liver cirrhosis before he manages to reproduce)

[@Tayl0r_]

Mini-Chads put into this world would cause the apocalypse to happen, and not even on purpose either.

[@DatsWhatHeSaid]

Is Max the transgender girl? First time I'm watching this channel, sorry

[@xanniethefroggo3541]

He has kids tho no?

[@tombosley3048]

gayyyyyyyyy

[@maxwinzar7928]

Chad is everyones best mate we all wish we had m Max well he's Max so nothing need to be said

[@Coal354]

The detail in editing Chad onto the bottle @9:26 is top tier. Cold ones editor is insane 😂🔥

[@hoarahloux203]

Broo at first I thought it changed with each flip but after seeing it again I had to go back😂absolute class editing

[@kindellhutchins5653]

my favorite is the 12:49 that shit looked real at first 😂

[@ReeN1995]

Yeah the amount of work he put into this video is crazy. If you ever edited videos this hits on another level. Amazing work!

[@_GRAMPS]

19:34 absolute primal instincts right there.

[@ReeN1995]

Your Editor doesn't get payed enough. He really goes all out, respect!

[@skippydinglechalk8436]

14:23 the way Max puts it down, slides it across the table, and crosses his hands is weirdly one of the smoothest things I've ever seen

[@mackimoomoo2268]

The darkie pfp goes hard

[@alfiecorbett1703]

😂

[@grave_bane]

I think about this a lot

[@RinaldMcDinald]

Rate ur pfp

[@CaptainArthanos]

Honestly I notice myself doing things like that when I’m drunk too. It’s like suddenly being animated by James Baxter, everything’s a bit looser but if you get the rhythm right your movements are smooth like that.

[@mrtoast244]

"What's 9 + 10? 37. You stupid" shouldn't have been as funny as it was lmao. This is probably the most drunk they've ever gotten in a video.

[@TrzanLifts]

Fr I have never seen them get really stupid in a video like that 😂

[@M3nstrualbl00d]

I think they got the drunkest in the fake alcohol video or the huge items video

[@dquod6.096]

Chad is drunk after the first VB ffs😂😂😂

[@realleon2328]

@@M3nstrualbl00dyeah I think it was the fake alcohol, I think the amount max drank in that video was legitimately dangerous

[@SteampunkHorse]

Memento mori

[@AtticusGrim]

I really like this show. It's got a character in it. He's an egg, he's got sunglasses on.

[@kork_kiyo9879]

i like that little fella

[@MrNuggitVR]

19:26 max “AHJHHHHHHHHHHHHHH” proceeds to destroy everything

[@shmagbagz1214]

2:43 "I love real beer, not wife beating beer" best thing I have ever heard hahaha

[@eezeedoesit]

hey its true we have many beers in the UK who are simply called wifebeater, like Stella. and Heineken etc, all the hypermaas produced cheap ones from INBEV Company which grey out of a Stella brwerey 50? years age i Think

[@hannesluthje1801]

As a German, I almost died when you tried o open the 'Schorschock'. You have to press both thumbs against the metal, then you can open the beer without removing the wax and it makes the satisfying 'PLOP' sound

[@etasjo]

​@@xenonium07as someone who is not genetically german i agree

[@davidcampbell4775]

As someone that is not German but Dutch I want to hear the ,PLOP‘

[@bobobsen]

​@@xenonium07 genetically German? What does that have to do with knowing the right pronunciation?

[@greatone6196]

I think he struggled so much bc of his drunkeness lol

[@taleslitio6311]

Nobody cares bro.

[@NotChico]

darcy really is a cheeky chappy

[@Sams2Gone]

Cheeky Chappy 💀💀

[@aAaAAA-ppgg]

I luv Darcy 💙🤗💚

[@djdjehjj44]

Darcy really likey cheeky clappy

[@dogpettervevo2682]

@@Sams2Gonehe’s cheeky as hell he try to play it cool but he cheeky fr 😂😂

[@redmist6630]

why is Scott so responsible wtf

[@kilianchapman347]

i love how you can always tell when they start off sober or drunk lmao

[@JayDecayAE]

I love how the show is literally named after beer and one of the hosts hates beer.

[@Blernster]

Beer is disgusting

[@tylerm0089]

ans both don't know how to pour it...

[@Nonamegoodsir4332]

@@Blernsterno way

[@andrewhead2182]

​@@Blernsterno that's your mom

[@deadlyalchemist397]

@@BlernsterBeer is lit bruh

[@l.psimer6124]

14:18 the fact that max'e voice completely changes just hits the funny bones right in its marrow, funniest shit I've seen in months.

[@yeye1600]

19:30 Max finally broke hahahahaha

[@yaboicalum3891]

Pure primal rage lmao

[@froddobaggins]

straight up cartoon character moment

[@ChronicBreakdown]

Shit had me laughing out loud at 4 am in my bed.

[@Loops-2k]

Had me in tears

[@CreeperAid]

😑😑😲😲😲🗣️🗣️📣📣📣GEEG🗣️🔥🔥💯💯🚨🚨

[@flomieyt]

13:20 the “Bruh” right at the end just Murdered me wtf

[@enderbunny1609]

19:25 i have never been more afraid of an Australian man

[@BlssThrn696]

You can see the moment his brain leaves his body

[@SteampunkHorse]

Real. Maybe it’s just Max though. When you give him something vile and strong enough even by Maxmoefoe’s standards his fight or flight kicks in and the caveman instinct switches on: get this dangerous shit as far away from me as possible by any means necessary.

[@XcondoX]

So... uhm... as a seasoned beer drinker and having tryed the last 5 myself, to drink all those in one sitting is a achievement in itself. Life would have sucked the next day

[@Aaron-zu3xn]

anything passed 14 minutes is literally just a scotch

[@HikingFeral]

I made the mistake of drinking to cure my hangover. It really does work like 100 percent no more hangover but I did become an alcoholic for a decade.

[@YW2324]

Ya that's why I'm glad I dislike the taste mostly

[@begoodifnotbegoodatit1110]

Hearing Darcy starting to slowly slur his words is killing me 😂😂

[@monkeybrain..]

this is my favorite cold ones episode lol max took a shot and went into an instant drunken rage 19:28 then it took him 20 seconds to go into full rage virus mode 19:48

[@sanDuck_laws]

Lol, can you guys do an episode where you go to the doctor's office and check out your livers.

[@SmileySammy7]

Lmfao

[@PablarEscabo]

Hahaha, i know where you live

[@GreaterD]

i think at like 15% this stuff stops being beer and starts being Korn

[@Tovilian]

or Barley

[@stevan8437]

or wheat 😂@@Tovilian

[@MementoMoriv2]

what like Em nah ooh rah dah en dahp em nah ooh rah daht endaht en dik ah poo ra ta teek a poo rah doo rah

[@GreaterD]

@@MementoMoriv2 ma dude here had a fucking stroke

[@lakedaemon]

@@MementoMoriv2 nice korn reference

[@JoeyOnTheMoon]

9:26 I just gotta say, that was an incredible edit on the bottle! Made me laugh so hard and it looked great. Big shout out to the editors, always doing a great job!

[@MnemonicHeadTrip]

The editors do such amazing work

[@hunterhudson4577]

It's always the subtle edits that are the best

[@sambuck8710]

Okay i thought i was drunk when i saw it

[@AFewAnts]

Darcy deflating was hilarious 😂 editor always on point.

[@tylerhurst1046]

21:50 the Wii sports baseball sound had me on the floor like Max

[@dimipats258]

Omg unlocked a memory

[@Randomhero348]

It’s got me dying rn I can’t stop watching it

[@samuellaverick29]

Grog to the uk

[@deeznuts5972]

Proper British dishes

[@NeutralGuyDoubleZero]

Probably the coolest thing from there is being able to call your drink that lol

[@TheXhenah]

Fr

[@uwotm8uphaggot]

UK is full of pissheads sent it to us!!

[@pattymcphatty1410]

Who cares about the UK?

[@nerd_world8919]

6:00 idk why this makes me laugh SOO hard. Like something about just asking someone if they were kid as if they’ve always been an adult is hilarious, plus max’s response

[@tylerthedaytripper]

If Grog isn’t available in the US of A by 2025, I’m giving Darcy and Scott both SNAIDS.

[@gavinivester4641]

max was in his own world this video

[@tristandaries1129]

13:57 this Cold Ones humour summarised in 2 sentences. Incorrectly quoting a dead meme and thinking it’s funny

[@squishlez]

& doing it several times in a row too

[@tony_dogs]

"Dead meme" 🤓

[@miguelnewmexico8641]

@@tony_dogs shut up.

[@gato6214]

it is funny.

[@TheRealMycanthrope]

I swear I've read this exact comment and replies before... Deja vu is wild

[@exedracs4029]

I'm incredibly jealous of the friendship Max and Chad share. Being pissed to the max and talking about nothing that make sense. That'd be really nice to have.

[@haranlev]

Haha if you come to Japan I'll toast a beer with you

[@felsiccanis]

Real. If you ever find yourself in Canada, I'd gladly light up a bong or grab a drink with you brother

[@bigdingus9333]

So true. If you find yourself in Australia I’ll shout ya a schooner

[@Riley-kt5wr]

If I ever see you in Puerto Rico, brother, you'll have the time of your life, haha.

[@thestopgobber8631]

Max saying “something weird’s going on” had me in fits bro was dying a little

[@ReosirWasGone]

14:49 Max turned into Hank Hill for a second

[@eversorassassin5432]

the brain rot max has accumulated from these videos has caused him to literally start drooling constantly

[@oddysee3030]

9:25 that was such a subtle edit wtf lol

[@ItchyLoins]

I thought I saw that 💀

[@GoofyGoober-wf6bv]

Chad sold me fentanyl.

[@Litepaw]

20:08 the moment when the guys realize Max needs a line to finish the video 20:32 the moment after the line has kicked in

[@Sypher474]

Lol watching back I think you're spot on. Perks right up 😂

[@sirjoey3137]

Nah he just got a case of the ol' second wind. Kicks in right before the shutdown.

[@andros1486]

Its tried and true, can't go wrong with a little pick me up

[@brians1793]

23:52 the moment when the line has peaked

[@tamikillion3351]

13:26 “gimme the knife” “no 🥺”

[@seankeez4021]

Max being so funny while hating his life is his biggest blessing and his biggest curse

[@frickimiss2969]

Fun fact: If you dump the beer in a glass instead of pouring it on the side of the glass you can down more beer because it will have less carbonation

[@brooklynrood5474]

every episode max and chad risk their lives just for darcy and scott to not even take a DRINK of what they’re drinking 😭😭😭

[@xiletheonly1694]

The editor needs a damn raise its insane how good he is❤

[@biancaj2311]

I agree, I'm in awe of him

[@ReeN1995]

Yeah right?

[@sweou]

THIS is what Cold Ones is all about, Chad and Max just skulling alcholic beverages until Max inevitably turns into another being that cannot be contained in this Earthen realm.

[@YW2324]

Lol 😂

[@Disconnecteification]

whoever edits these videos. seriously, you make the show

[@myamdane6895]

19:29 Holy shit they broke Max 🤣🤣

[@yungma3841]

I’m crying🤣😭😭😭

[@SteampunkHorse]

It’s like he bugged out lmfaooo

[@johnbeckman2698]

The closest episode to an actual hot ones spinoff

[@TheCitrusCollective]

8:21 "that's horrific!" *finishes the glass*

[@samuelgallino7894]

"I need to be water-boarded." LOL😅

[@Ohmanwhyyourfeelingshurt]

21:50 lol that smooth ass catch

[@randomsomeguy156]

Thought it was reverse

[@alexclipper7608]

Chad pours the worst beer ever, gets asked to leave the show

[@linkariusu4407]

11:38 that’s one of the sickest transitions on this channel I almost didn’t notice it lol

[@PlatinumDestroyer]

max making the faces of the damned 😂

[@SteampunkHorse]

Max becoming belligerent with each of his glasses once again as he is repeatedly subjected to worse and worse beer at increasing levels of inebriation; Darcy asking Chad to give him the Stanley knife back only to entrust him with a drill a few minutes later; Chad hitting a Worcestershire sauce chaser to numb the World’s Smallest Beer; just the overall vibe of this episode is great. The poor boys though.

[@YW2324]

I'm excited to see this 😅

[@stopmotionboombomb2729]

You guys have helped me through so much over the years, please never stop drinking 🙏

[@OneLoud6]

This proves how willing they are to do anything to keep their fans happy max looks blackout drunk near the end XD

[@IneptOrange]

It's sort of getting to the point where it feels like watching your sad depressed uncle skull his nineteenth gin & tonic and getting aggressive at the new years party. Actually makin me uncomfortable now womp womp

[@MrLoowiz]

They're not doing it "for the fans". They're having fun, getting drunk and getting money in the process. What kind of parasocial mentality is that?

[@menra2]

@@IneptOrange I take it you werent around during the filthy frank days

[@whyareyoustillnotstoned]

@@menra2 back then it was pure chaos, also youtube wasn't a bitch who demonetizes a video over word fuck. Now it looks more like entertainment for fans, and yeah, I like their videos, but alcohol is a very slippery slope

[@IneptOrange]

@@menra2 I absolutely was

[@hunterjones671]

I got pretty trashed the other day and had a wicked hangover and watching this made me feel hungover again.

[@Smokeyxz]

13:30 mins in and they seem blacked out drunk already. How does this video go longer than this?! Lmao

[@mryellowballoon]

They have some body of gods to being able to do this without fainting

[@TC_exe]

9:25 Cold Ones legit has some of the best editing.

[@JAMxSkalla16]

max's reaction to the leather beer was literally one of the funniest things Ive seen in years. I don't remember the last time I genuinely laughed out loud but that killed me

[@Reveluvvvv55]

The editing always impresses me it’s insane

[@user-tq7uv9rs1e]

14:50 I can't, the way he sounds here LMAO

[@Cjklobotomy]

The title of this video could be just “Trying Beer” and Max’s face wouldn’t change

[@jand1242]

13:53 you can't deny these two aren't soul mates of some kind.

[@joescheibner5916]

This is the first video I’ve seen of yours and I gotta say the humor is fantastic and the editing is superb

[@TheMellowTender]

That lil edit in the window was good lol 9:24

[@theodorearvidsson9938]

Barely noticed it the first time and was like tf, had to rewind. Whoever edits these videos need a raise

[@michaely4733]

i KNEW I CAUGHT THAT

[@DaGreenMarshmello]

Darcy is slowly becoming my favorite person on the show.

[@kamptey]

17:00 comedic timing is impeccable

[@kinny1561]

Oh 😕

[@bluepartyhat93]

Cold Ones editors are Hollywood-level.

[@itssekitv4718]

24:00 me when i'm quite stimulated

[@TheLoopy16]

Max going goblin mode always makes me happy.

[@Ryan-mw9pm]

20:08 The way his sober brain realized how bad these spins are about to be

[@scootyman3800]

the episode where darcy tries to kill the boys

[@SteampunkHorse]

Then they get him back in the Cheapest Alcoholic Drinks

[@qjap8884]

Whoever edited the picture at 9:26 made me go insane for a bit, props to you.

[@ksaleemo6594]

fr holy shit im drunk but i noticed it such a good fuckijng edit

[@RowdyProwdy]

19:49 has me LAUGHING OUT LOUD IN PUBLIC

[@vmanstacovan]

"We should start killing darcy...." "Noooooour"

[@actualgigachad8844]

20:15 Note: Max died on his way back to his home planet

[@BigtimeAL]

Good ol simpsons reference 😂

[@ghostinng274]

I love how max's first instinct is to just throw shit lmao

[@jarod9793]

This is the first cold ones video I’ve ever seen. Are they always this chaotic 😂. The editing is gold too

[@mydrillasanjay5397]

If you liked this then you've got a great backlog to dig through, these cunts are hilarious. The podcast is great too

[@tamikillion3351]

6:36 Max and Chad holding hands it’s everything.

[@specticent]

the way chad looks at him 😍

[@THEREALLILBIGMANE]

6:24 “AHNEEDLAKABANEEDAHNEEDLAKNOTNAOBUDLEGGAMGONDUHAMAGONEEDE bucceh. “ 😂😂😂

[@nathankent2631]

“That’s horrific” *continues drinking*😂

[@failpker123]

bro the editing makes this so amazing too

[@DaGreenMarshmello]

1:46 Knowing Max… that is a funny way for him to say “Huh, I’ll never drink this shit again.”

[@sheepapple7985]

Whoever edits your videos is fucking cracked, these edits are so clean its so cool