We Tried the WEIRDEST Alcohols in the World

[@coldones]

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[@fluffy6161]

Scott is a japanese racist

[@thraplc]

Hi

[@Whoisjoe.]

Ee

[@griffinv8382]

Finally, cold ones upload

[@briansantacruz8903]

5 hours 🧐😵

[@dennis_duran]

Chad stating that diamonds are all hexagons like a savant, then counting six sides and changing it to pentagons is ridiculous

[@TheClintonio]

Mission successfully failed

[@LethalPigeon7]

He said octagons

[@alexanderrestaino1921]

Ya sometimes they say things like that and i think "hmmm maybe they're secretly united statesians" because usually that level of dumb is saved for my fellow united statesians

[@RobotronSage]

LOL

[@Ferrow6]

He did say hexagons bro. Check it back

[@grandayy]

I love how their reaction to seeing a gemstone is to immediately crush it and then eat it

[@YellowTailHorse]

They really are the pinnacle of our species.

[@gary7846]

bros a geolomagist

[@aperson7368]

@Cameron based

[@no_name2882]

You fell off + dolan is better

[@Larsie987]

Shut up granday why do u exist still

[@static1359]

You gotta love how as they get more drunk. Max becomes Chad, and Chad becomes max

[@lordpestilencetv]

Chad is remarkable in the sense that he guessed almost every single thing based off touch alone but thinks Napoleon’s last name is actually “dynamite”

[@jackw250]

And that he would also be great at 'reading braille'

[@1999ಠ_ಠ]

Wait is isn’t his last name?

[@defnote4473]

hes definitely cheating lol

[@DrewPeabaws]

@@1999ಠ_ಠ Bonaparte

[@Zachariahnavarro15]

@@1999ಠ_ಠ Napoleon Bonaparte

[@DolanDarker]

Only a true caveman knows what rock tastes like

[@SirLiamTheGreat]

GOLD!!!!!!!!!!!!

[@koikarppa]

Goblin

[@nocturnalsmoke]

Rock

[@stay_rad]

I thought this guy died in the london fires

[@DolanDarker]

@@stay_rad I did

[@zu7u444]

Darcy's acting as a Cold Ones employee is Impeccable.

[@AdamOoze]

I'm glad knowing that whenever Max gets drunk he reverts back to 2016.

[@cooperswan534]

that’s cause he was always drunk in 2016

[@blakes8901]

The good old days 😭

[@greenhoppop]

My name is deez

[@brandoncounter9166]

Factory setting max is top tier

[@cletup]

@@greenhoppop Deez what sir?

[@greniy]

Chad *loses*: "I'm willing to call it a draw" Max *absolutely fucked up*: 🤝

[@michaeltagor4238]

chad definitely work with some businessman before, get them drunk and they'll agree to anything lol

[@joeyszewczuk6570]

Chad won by 3 points on patreon but its edited to look this way

[@CeeDeeLmao]

Max funny when he’s absolutely hammered

[@gelitonman1753]

I love seeing Max get wasted and in order to get the next bottle, he just screams, "DARCYYYYYYYYYYYYY"

[@YW2324]

Yep 👍🏻. That's what happens when your drunk lol

[@ethanschoof4953]

Max being so hammered at the end that he wasn’t even able to guess properly, spilling and destroying things, all while wearing that pepe mask had me screaming

[@MR.LMR1996]

I'm in bloody tears.

[@Kend00zums]

Chads funny consistently but this channel peaks hard when max goes off the rails 😂😂

[@lavendork8578]

FACTS it reminds me of the old days where they would get absolutely hammered in the cake series

[@Sid_Kill]

All their videos start so innocently and end in such Chaos..i love it 😂

[@nope6493]

Max drunk makes me better as a person

[@caleighhraee]

I love how Max and Chad resort to the ways of a toddler trying to figure out what an object is by putting it in their mouth

[@MrThemunch]

get's worse the more they drink xD

[@Applesgosh]

and then throwing and smashing said object

[@Makujah_]

It is very unusual to see Chad actually winning for once

[@superjive8282]

Bro it's so good when chad is winning and max is getting fucked up, watching this late but out of all the cold ones eps this is one of the funniest just because of how funny max is while aboslutely smashed

[@MrDevelopTV]

He’s cheating lol u can see under his blindfold

[@beantreats]

You two have a dedication for science like no others. The way you smashed that gem and instantly popped it into your mouths to taste it was.. truly inspiring

[@Patterrz]

Whoever made the bowling pin drink in 1965 would be shocked to see where it ended up

[@Hoodied]

Creator of bowling pin drink from 1965 when someone 'bought' the product they 'sold': 😨😨😨

[@pippop9405]

Fr lmaooo

[@kimorayn1733]

We're people racist towards Aussies back then? I mean, there were plenty of racists around then, so surely someone had to be.

[@Thebes342]

@@kimorayn1733 Well people used to be prejudice towards the Irish and called them white N-words, so you’re not that far off I guess

[@Hoodied]

@@kimorayn1733 🤨🤨🤨

[@tabathabennett9939]

Chad always pours so much for Max and doesn’t take full shots himself 😂😂😂

[@loversandlosers]

max is such a... chad

[@jedmon752]

Cos be guessed it each time 🤣

[@a-very-uncreative-handle]

i've never seen something more cold ones than chad breaking a rock in half, saying its plastic, and then coming to the conclusion that they have to suck on it like a jawbreaker to find out if its a rock

[@b3an3rgvngaw3]

He swallows half of it in the patreon cut too haha

[@mariegp5021]

I love that when max is set on breaking something no one can stop him.

[@niffsternew2740]

I like the attention to detail at 7:50 with the Eiffel tower bottle by the editors adding the spy’s death sound from tf2 haha classic

[@shenanigans2877]

Watching max yell monolith with those goofy fucking eyes had me rolled over in pain from laughing

[@naowproductions1729]

3 things here.. 1: How the fuck was Chad so good at this game 2: I love that they smashed and ate a legit gemstone 3: Why the FUCK was the Napoleon bottle from Spain

[@logged.in.]

Also him "I felt this and was like ye that sounds like a fire extinguisher" lmfaoo

[@o-w-f_9873]

Napoleon invaded and occupied Spain for almost 6 years and had a significant cultural impact on Spain and the rest of Europe following the war, they even have statues of him in Spain (even though he invaded their country)

[@naowproductions1729]

@@o-w-f_9873 gotta love learning something new from the KZbin comment section

[@sisuentrenadoh4589]

as a spaniard. we hate the france

[@SpydersByte]

@@logged.in. lmao I died at that and its even better in text form :'D

[@evans_mel840]

Max and Chad are literally a cracked version of Rhett and link that recite old memes 😂

[@RevCo78]

Max is the cause of, and solution to, all old memes.

[@OlGurtyBSTRD]

Bizaro Matt and Ryan

[@FeRoOOo71]

rhett & link became dog shit after 2016

[@unherolike]

You mean better version of Rhett and Link.

[@ethanpenney7313]

Why is this so accurate 😂

[@Pixel_Pillow]

There is very little I love more in this world more than how hard these editors work to meet their demands in these vids. “Make me look like this” “throw this sound over it”

[@wyntmoon]

The subtle split-second visual gags where someone's face is liquified are so goddamn funny. Looks like someone had fun while making these.

[@khain147]

Darcy's acting as the character "Darcy" is incredible and should be nominated for an award

[@wewilldiehere]

@らてちゃん në either etf

[@pcbangbros8350]

@らてちゃん It's not that deep. Darcy filled in a few shows to help Max and Chad and then decided to work for them full time.

[@menra2]

@らてちゃん do you know how to talk without using internet buzzwords 💀

[@CRoffey]

Darcy darcy darcy darcy darcy

[@caseyhamm4292]

@@menra2do you know how to interact with others without being a complete ass?

[@bebop_557]

There's something oddly wholesome about Max getting too wasted too quickly, so Chad asked him if his shot was too much to make sure Max didn't get alcohol poisoning.

[@1337million]

I'm impressed with how many shots they're able to survive for any alcohol related video

[@dennismetzger9287]

At my heaviest of drinkin I could top out at 6 shots of tequila and I would not be mobile for the next two days.

[@johnball7562]

@@dennismetzger9287 only 6?

[@Gibsonnnnn]

@@dennismetzger9287 just 6? You're a lightweight my guy

[@Milklord47]

That's Australians for you

[@Aumirae]

Bruv they do this all the time I think they have a tolerance

[@TheSektorz]

finally, I don't have to keep rewatching the other cold ones alcohol videos to death blessed day, bois

[@chungus100]

holy shit this is 100% fax. but now we have to wait another 3-4 weeks, unless they're feeling generous and release one next week

[@pastelfluff5131]

Sometimes I put these videos on when I’m drinking alone so it feels like I have friends. Thanks for making good content

[@Louise_MNL]

Same

[@calvincrowder2198]

Chad really called him “Napoleon Dynamite”💀

[@nutzitchi]

Was looking for this comment 😂

[@RachieSama]

I came here to make sure someone else noticed. 😂

[@sydneyrose6559]

the way he shouted it so confidently too 😭😭😭😭

[@boerseun9651]

Darcy's acting as the very ethanol molecules within the alcohol was impeccable

[@jimsmith3715]

He even manifested as a physical being to transport the bottles of ethanol

[@FelipeJaquez]

Acting like the pinechips in my moonshine cause he wooden as hell

[@noirmal4166]

Max: I'm gonna get drunk while Chad's brain stays sharp Moments earlier - Chad: I felt this and was like 'this sounds like a fire extinguisher'

[@TheFixer263]

😂

[@babysealsareyummy]

5:03 Editor better have gotten a raise for that one 😂 Completely above and beyond

[@perplex7838]

Give your editor a raise. He always goes the extra mile

[@PinkertonLover]

Uh oh Gilmore fan

[@Neymarinet]

they got a cuppa but yea especially trevor

[@Youaretheactionsofgod]

"Prezzo, edit in a raise"

[@Sinbased]

I’m a disgruntled vet, and not many things make me laugh. But max stealing his half shot to get the point made me actually laugh out loud. Good shit

[@siamange252]

Max and chad are actually the alcoholic versions of Rhett and Link, even the background look like the theirs.

[@nocturnalsmoke]

Nah Rhett and link are the sober max and chad

[@happy2904]

And they are slightly more chaotic then game grumps

[@seanmeeker1214]

Nah gmm has a guitar on the wall and no neon/led lights. More like max and Chad are the millennial versions of Rhett and link lol

[@beetlejuice7723]

Overused and stolen comment

[@gzimpfer18]

@@happy2904 don't compare them to the game chumps

[@marchizio27]

Last time i drank as much as you guys they found me laying face first on the ground in a parking lot. I have no idea how you guys manage to survive this shit, cheers to you.

[@ZEMO24]

They're Aussies so it's kind of taught from birth 😂

[@ninjavikinggamer]

This is slowly starting to become my new favorite youtube channel. I love how this is basically "Drunk GMM" 😂Keep up the good work boys!

[@theskiff]

10:52 I like how it's supposed to be someone from France and Chad says Napoleon Dynamite 😂

[@ocarrace]

I love the editing on these videos so much. The way his face started melting after the second stiletto shot had me crying.

[@Comment117]

The editing of these videos is seriously next level. It's a step above pretty much anything on youtube. You guys are entertaining af

[@mAcroFaze]

I love how the blindfold eyes just match their drunken personalities further and further as the video goes on XD

[@ashleyoliver8076]

These guys are the cure for depression. Honestly

[@josephlambie4837]

No, what they drink is

[@bruhmane1944]

Auugghhhh

[@Gilsworth]

Yeah but not liver disease ufortunately.

[@1SmokedTurkey1]

@@Gilsworth you can get a new liver but not a new brain

[@Ilovekeyboard]

True, but I'm sincerely worried about how long will it take before their health gets fucked up irreversibly Edit: I remembered that they survived hair/human cakes, so they will be fine untill 90ths

[@DevoidLight]

Mad respect to these guys editors, they clearly love their jobs, and are amazing at it

[@samarsalan9897]

Of course Max knows what a rock tastes like 😂

[@koikarppa]

He also knows what the rock is cooking

[@FuckinPeezy]

@@koikarppa but does he know who's cooking rock

[@GraniteGolem]

@@FuckinPeezy my uncle cooks rock daily due to his crippling addiction

[@FuckinPeezy]

@@GraniteGolem there's nothing sacred about that, I guess he's just vibing

[@ImSmrda]

I love coldones i wish they uploaded more often

[@koudehotdog]

Yes. Kidney failure!

[@sycual]

i think that how they're doing stuff right now is good. if they push more vids it will effect the quality of the videos

[@zyrax4450]

They're uploading more frequently then they used to

[@deece1482]

Let's go

[@melquicarvalho]

If they upload more often, they will going to die

[@beauwoodford3009]

Darcy's acting as each individual drink is truly amazing

[@XX-pq6cu]

I love how french people have the stereotype that they just make “french noises” and don’t even say french words

[@ArtistinDeadlight777]

I am from Quebec and it's not a stereotype They do insert random sounds like like eun Si si eunnn Eunn mais franchement It's kind of like heh or similar expressive sounds except they don't even write it, they may not even realise it.

[@exlpod]

@@ArtistinDeadlight777 you're not french

[@ArtistinDeadlight777]

​@@exlpod The little hat in the word Maître represents a sound that is no longer used in spoken French, in France the â becomes è and the è remains è. Quebeckers still use a distinct sound for it. I never said I was French from France.

[@menra2]

@@ArtistinDeadlight777 L France

[@MCH-23.Quintus]

@@ArtistinDeadlight777 Les anglais font pareil...

[@jayrogers1007]

Darcy’s acting as the different alcohols is impeccable

[@blujay2282]

Jay, keep this meme alive please

[@jayrogers1007]

@@blujay2282 there are many of us that will keep this meme alive💪

[@meemum04]

beat me to it hahahah

[@raficoorey]

worst fucking joke

[@brockly6434]

17:47 had me in tears. “Pass me the hat” *passes spilling whiteclaw*

[@sinopatiwe]

watching Cold Ones makes me wanna try this alcoholism thing

[@tavianenave4415]

don't do it they have so many health problems from this

[@sailorres]

I highly recommend it. 👍👍

[@michaeltagor4238]

do it mate, do it

[@CIubDuck]

It's fun! (for a while)

[@azfortuna9398]

@@tavianenave4415 i wonder what it has done to their health tbh

[@roryedward2631]

I love that Max is more concerned with his hair being perfectly puffy. lmao

[@danielsaunders2878]

I love how max ends up being completely fucked up and then chad tries to pretend that he's sober.

[@starstrukk723]

"Man, I'd be really good at reading braille I think." This line made me laugh so much, I don't know why 🤣

[@BonesNeverLie]

Is Max aware that there have been several releases of Japanese children’s playing cardboard? I miss the openings please come back

[@TheLostCosmo]

Always a good day when Cold ones uploads 💜 🍻

[@band0edits882]

Faxs

[@r3gret2079]

Bruh, these editors deserve a fat raise, like every other week. That "edit these spinning in my hands" shit had me actually in tears.

[@xiao_xiann]

I love the editing skill from cold ones, always have some new special in little details 😭✨

[@ramsesbams]

"it tastes like rock!" probably the best and most accurate taste description so far

[@fleetingselfconfidence612]

i think this is the most drunk we've seen max and that is saying a lot

[@kamarihurlock3250]

14:51 "STILLETOE! STILL LET TOE!" 😂😂😂 he was making sure he got that one right

[@thimopaulussen9207]

Chad: guesses the shape and form of a bottle of alcohol Also Chad: I think I would be very good at reading braille

[@CLRKY18]

As a Scottish person, it makes me so happy seeing them use Irn Bru as a mixer lmao they must like it

[@jude1775]

Made my day

[@saulpotts7911]

I clocked it hahahah

[@b3an3rgvngaw3]

Irn bru slaps

[@fl4135]

As Ae Scottish Pearsun et meakes meh happeh seein theym yus irn broo es ae mexer lmaeo theh most laek et

[@kingmullet4and20]

10:53 Chad says, with all the confidence in Australia, “Napoleon Dynamite!”

[@Free.zen.]

The way you guys took apart the gem and thought it was plastic until you put it in your mouth and it “tasted like rock” is fucking hilarious

[@gas4220]

this is the first time I've laughed in three days, it hurt but i dont care, thanks for giving us all such a great laugh

[@thisiscreel]

I hope you feel better brother “)

[@mikeychamp6453]

my father is a therapist, call him

[@shaneguy5275]

Absolutely floored by this communities ability to completely ignore Chad drinking out of a BROKEN GLASS while everyone is yelling no don't do it around him. What a madlad dude.

[@ZooieMcChewie]

“HAHAHAHAHA👹- wait a minute 🤨” Why did Max go so serious lmaoooooo 19:46

[@VaishnavaVegan]

The editing is always immaculate on these. Love the format too. Favorite show on the internet

[@taik_5]

Imagine Napoleon becoming one of history's most well known military leaders, only to have his entire legacy reduced to how short he was.

[@quakity_raider2863]

I love the editing in this video, props to the editor/s as well as Max and Chad for the quality content!

[@TrippyOnTikTok]

Thanks for the consistent upload these past few months Your the only youtubers who can actually make me crack up glad to see it's still going

[@A_Random_Rat]

The editor is genuinely talented

[@PoisonFuri]

5:59 Chad: the town ain't big enough for the two of us bud Max: I lost my hat Had me dead 💀

[@atomato5378]

Max: *picks up famously Russian gun Max: "I feel American"

[@alexsmith32012]

Americans have love for gun like no other its in the bill for bear arms is it not.

[@greyfenrir2238]

@@alexsmith32012 Its our Second amendment.

[@Fuzmonster59]

"He was short" "NAPOLEON DYNAMITE"

[@ARC--ms1se]

Max holding the most iconic Russia gun in history “I feel American”😂

[@jesusinvegas]

Max's face at 15:19 had me cracking tf up

[@Joeypearkew]

And he said chad had to do a half shot and he didn’t expect it to happen

[@dpereira35]

It’s like a ScoMo smirk 😂

[@berrigancadogan4560]

The editing in these videos kill me every time

[@kamptey]

chad definitely found a way to see through that blindfold

[@MrZootSuitz]

lmao you can see him tilting his head up and looking through the bottom

[@Pirahnayr.]

Yes!! Who guesses gold bar on just a rectangular object with words?!?!

[@chaytoncoble7050]

I miss Scott, feels weird without his 'baby-sitter' energy/humor

[@rosewilson1052]

Do you know where he is? I hope he's just busy atm and not permanently gone

[@mewmew1511]

@@rosewilson1052 He died

[@iwantmykidssusan4941]

@@mewmew1511 yeah, although it may sound like you’re joking, he drowned in a public pool in Adelaide

[@c.j5.1.99]

Can’t tell if Scott dead or busy rip

[@franz.francisco]

@@iwantmykidssusan4941 wow i genuinely can't tell if you're joking or not

[@baialjo]

the editing in these videos is so surreal when your drunk. the finger thing sctually frightende me

[@gandalf4212]

Ayo that lil dance max did at 14:56 low key go hard

[@kennethkay7226]

I miss Maxmoefoe Pokemon but this is still good. Take as much as a break as you need we will be here waiting!

[@Zed-Archives]

When there is nothing else to watch on KZbin I enjoy rewatching the videos you guys post. Lol I always come back here XD

[@Dalmonigh]

Just a spitball: Darcy AND Scott host together with mics and a suit on

[@AllBrixedUp]

I took a lot of pride in my country when max holds the AK and says “I feel like an American” lmao

[@gothmelk]

These videos are amazing to watch super high The editing is mint mate

[@duckywinks]

I like that, not only did they try to eat the $100 gem, they smashed it before hand so that it was broken.

[@HeyItsWorld]

those blindfolds are the goofiest thing ive ever seen featured on this channel

[@uy-sd2dv]

14:48 Max sounds like he's casting a fucking spell from Harry Potter

[@clydefr0g]

Hats off to the boys for the constant & hilarious uploads 🍺🍻

[@MultiGrandchampion]

*holding a glass Kalashnikov* "I feel american rn". I feel loved for once in these god teir videos

[@GibbyTheBeard]

Chad confidently yelling Napoleon Dynamite slayed me

[@ItsaMeCeline]

6:21 Chad did that so smoothly

[@sentinelrhino4169]

The editing on every cold ones vid is perfection

[@uggkitsune]

chad is definitely using his peripherals under the mask LOL

[@origrammar]

As a stupid monkey, I really appreciate the simplified version of the rules at the beginning. Love y'all ❤

[@offspringfan89]

Here from Reddit, thankfully 2160p is still available here 😓.

[@brentgould958]

I’ve been sick the past few days and binging the same Cold Ones episodes over and over and over again praying for a new ep. Thank you guys 🙏

[@surviverfromLOGIN]

This videos hit different when you're already a little bit tipsy. They start to make even more sense. love it