Trying Weird Instagram Life Hacks!

[@charlottebeale7755]

Phil: *literally the clumsiest person in the world* Also Phil: *deliberately does dangerous things because he saw them on Instagram*

[@madanotap6492]

I'm pretty sure the second one comes hand in hand with the first one

[@orangebutwithanh5561]

instructions: leave it in for 24 hours phil: so it’s been 7 years and my entire house is crystalized

[@lilythepink9036]

sage the herb 😂😂😂

[@kamerynbaker9728]

yea. except for the string

[@yellowtoad6803]

and now I'm a glamazon bitch ready for the runway

[@ethangrayse]

Yellow Toad more like Kennedy davenport as the crystallised dead hooker chicken

[@eee8665]

Its been 84 years since the world was crystalized

[@Louisepentland]

It's content like this that the internet was made for. I heart you Philly xxx

[@sinnie1440]

LOUISE HIII

[@sinnie1440]

💗💗💗💗💗💗💗💗

[@rm-09]

Louise Pentland LOUISE ❤️

[@miaalv]

We stan 👏👏

[@KarenKaribooMillington]

Phils a good egg. Good content all round.

[@daniellebuchanan4864]

Me: Phil Lester is an incredibly intelligent man, I'm so proud of him, he saved my life, I love him so much. Phil: lUcKiLy I'm OvUlAtInG tOdAy

[@thequadsquad9538]

i chOKED ON MY FUCKING PIZZA ROLL I AM CACKLING😂😂😂

[@DDGFK9743]

_F R E S H_

[@chaotichoe2759]

Danielle Buchanan yes yes next time I’m oVUlATing I’ll do that experiment

[@bluerose536]

@@thequadsquad9538 You have a good choice in food.

[@mimiswhatsits7123]

IM CRYING YOU ARE MY SAVIOUR SKJAGAHAKSLLS

[@BC-li3gu]

Phil: actually making content Yall: iS dAn dEaD???? Phil: am I a joke to you?

[@rubyg-r8665]

B C I actually want to know what happens to dan tho

[@evasky243]

@@rubyg-r8665 I feel like Dan moved out or is away or something

[@levitheheichou_z306]

Dan:"I'm gonna take time for myself Phil:"Well someones gotta pay the bills"

[@chyanneelora3610]

@@evasky243 he would never....

[@devashree5079]

@@evasky243 WHAT

[@PuppetOnions]

“I’m so happy with the child I have created!” **Drops it**

[@shadownightmare638]

@ my shitmom (I don't know if I was dropped but like, as in a metaphorical way.)

[@xxwolfiexx8066]

Basically, Phil if he had a child

[@AmazingPhil]

this is why people won't let me hold their babies

[@Kiratarora12]

@@AmazingPhil Haha I relate to you Phil

[@gabih13]

my mom

[@Kiratarora12]

You should have named it *12 minutes of phil being disappointed and scared*

[@wolfofthegalaxy7983]

Wow

[@izzym6611]

I want to like but there are 666 likes

[@riv7509]

And being a danger to himself

[@evilqueen5006]

*mood*

[@DannieRaye1386]

And sassy.

[@poppyhodgson7529]

Phil: Doesn’t follow instructions and leaves the egg on for *eight* *days.* Egg: *boom boom* Phil: Surprised pikachu meme

[@stankytanky69]

*_boom boom_*

[@lolisimaaa_]

video: leave it overnight phil: so, it's been 7 days

[@marawrrrii]

Nice profile photo

[@juliannaemeigh9426]

Actually 8

[@stabmeintheheart]

8*

[@lolisimaaa_]

Ammaarah! At the Chemical Disco uwu thanks

[@lolisimaaa_]

Julianna Emeigh i’ll correct it

[@honoralicee]

Something sparks in the microwave and looks extremely dangerous: Phil: immediately touches it Phil: hurt

[@laraisnotreal]

phil: gets hurt also phil: *Pikachu meme*

[@honoralicee]

moonlight butera memes to cover up the pain - same

[@dylanvandort1523]

It hurt so much his name lost l

[@honoralicee]

dylan van dort I noticed that and was like well shit let’s hope someone makes a pun and you came through with it so well done

[@laylaward787]

phi

[@aarja1193]

Phandom: *frantically waiting for a new video* Dan: *actually dead* Phil: *LuCkiLy I’m OvULatIng ToDaY*

[@akras_a]

honestly I think dan actually is dead at this point

[@Bumper-er4ss]

Probably really (de)presse(d)

[@randomgrmlin]

@@Bumper-er4ss presse

[@aarja1193]

amazing existential danosaur me too I’m scared

[@fairytaleviola]

Ah this made my sad evening brighter (ur comment lol)

[@saphireanabeth6678]

"Phil, I hear the microwave get your food " "oOhHH my Rock is ready"

[@topangaleija]

Laughed a little too hard at this

[@MrLadykiller]

"Ah yes, What about my side of lead?"

[@hudaatta708]

Microwave: *BING* Phil *very casually*: MY ROCK IS READY!

[@paigeelise5421]

We love our Phil and his ways😂😂

[@lberrymoreau]

Dan must be like “please tell me it’s chocolate rocks and not a real one” 😂

[@exiledturtle]

wholesome phil

[@maddieh5920]

0:09 Phil: I’m not taking any chances! **pulls out the world’s smallest fire extinguisher**

[@raspberrycrowns9494]

Reminded me of Bo Burnham

[@pelahnar4]

And doesn't wear safety goggles! Or even glasses! When using a blowtorch!!

[@Julie-qm2uk]

The video: leave it for 24hours Phil: so I left it for 7 days

[@bredmytexas]

***8 days 😂

[@AlexBamZ]

You mean 8?

[@Julie-qm2uk]

8** Sorry my bad 🤪🤪🤪

[@belalugosi_isdead]

phil- *doesnt follow tutorial correctly* tutorial- *doesn’t work* phil- *surprised pikachu*

[@xx_ac1dr3j3ctzz_xx7]

Izuku Midoriya yes who knew eggs would explode lol

[@alexblack7426]

love ur name and pfp 💜💙

[@daydreams-of-death]

did gee ever actually buy that hamster??

[@alexblack7426]

@@daydreams-of-death we will never know lol also hi fellow bi clikkie

[@daydreams-of-death]

@@alexblack7426 what a _shame_ also hi 😌

[@PouryaBigonah]

Phil is the only one qualified to actually legitimately call something “weird”

[@commonsense9610]

I see you EVERYWHERE unless you have clones😮

[@safe7529]

Ikr

[@h.j.a.9568]

What about PJ?

[@vp3841]

I'm afraid he's overqualified at this point.

[@calleigh913]

phil: *almost dies after putting something in the microwave* also phil: *does the exact same thing again 10 minutes later*

[@DarkRoomUnofficial]

I just imagine Dan emerging from his den to question every experiment as it's happening "Phil... why is there a rock in the microwave?"

[@zarieana4127]

I HEAR HIM

[@ciriceified]

Zarieana ʕ•ع•ʔ SAME IS THAT BAD

[@Marta-pp7wr]

is he even alive at this point?

[@maddieslothfilms5270]

I heard him too

[@suze2093]

@@Marta-pp7wr well more on twitter than yt

[@jackhaviland8591]

Dan two hours after this video: "Phil? What happened to this plate?" Phil: "A sacrifice for science"

[@alex-fs9yt]

*"Luckily I'm ovulating today, so let me just lay an egg."* -Phil Lester, 2k19

[@LotusMgO]

I threw my phone when he said that ngl

[@roserobinson3127]

alex I mean that is how ovulating works right?? ...

[@sunflowerthebunbunbunny]

alex 😂😂😂

[@LotusMgO]

@@roserobinson3127 yeah pretty much

[@exiledturtle]

I love how the salt crystals grew everywhere EXCEPT the string 😂

[@Lee-uh1nh]

The crystals can't grow on the string if it's wet

[@migmi]

We did that in class when I was younger

[@Katie-nz8dk]

Phil: "The sand is still a bit damp from the sea, I hope that won't affect it" Also Phil: *pours water on sand* Me: 👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻

[@candywings6902]

Phil: Don't put boiling water in a cold glass!! It'll explode Also Phil: puts metal in a microwave

[@michelleh1574]

If you're talking about the pencil lead, that's not metal. It's graphite, which is a form of carbon!

[@candywings6902]

@@michelleh1574 Oh you right 🤦‍♀️I had a moment, oops

[@iamnotsarcastic2847]

Tbh same difference really, because graphite does conduct electricity.

[@candywings6902]

@@iamnotsarcastic2847 yeah, that's what I meant 😅

[@1623ladybug]

e z z i b even on the periodic table carbon is nonmetallic.

[@daisee12]

phil: *scared that the experiment won't work because the sand is damp* also phil: *pours water all over the sand*

[@flaurelmusic]

I thought the same exact thing lmao!

[@simulationbreak8543]

magnus !!! B)

[@yarethcirilo]

another title for this could be "trying to form crystals for 12 mins straight"

[@marijajozicic2248]

But like, we did that as an experiment for chemistry

[@AmygdalaIssues]

Phil:*pours sand* Phil: its actually pretty damp from the sea, I hope it won't affect it Phil:*pours on water*

[@marlaott3548]

Fancy Panda ikr?! I was like: wHAT

[@lotus4972]

We love Phil and his Big Dork Energy

[@pianolexcat7387]

i love how happy he sounds when he goes "my rock is ready!" its just my rock is ready good job

[@natalia-xo]

*m y r o c k i s r e a d y*

[@boopnoodles1196]

We love Phil 🥺💜

[@wishingwell_333]

i hus choked

[@tydusrain4476]

also that "suprrrise suprrrise!!" lmao he's such a goof

[@amazev2710]

Dan:”Phil did you just fart??” Phil: “...no... it’s an egg life hack I’m trying”

[@froggies5907]

Vianney Perez WAIT was this in the vid if so what time?

[@mariagates8042]

^^^I wanna know too

[@laurenmaehart2788]

Niamh Evans no it wasn’t lol

[@amazev2710]

Niamh Evans it wasn’t on the video, we’ve all been left dan-less

[@froggies5907]

Vianney Perez i think dan might have died from youtube............

[@skylarforbes4923]

Honestly starting to wonder if Dan has died and Phil is slowly replacing him with house plants

[@luvzb1te]

true...

[@akras_a]

Dan is secretly the houseplant plot twist

[@skdiidod]

Dan turned into a chair, Phil calls him 'Chan'

[@psychodevi1457]

Nah his contract of being phils friend just ran out :/

[@GuessWho195]

@@psychodevi1457 savage

[@txrap01x]

Phil’s really out here risking it all just for his online content and honestly I’m proud

[@kikidarm922]

NOBODY LIKE THIS COMMENT its on 666 likes rn

[@kikidarm922]

NOOOOOOOOOOOO

[@andreaprokopova2574]

Video: "one eternity later" Phil: "yeah I've been doing it for like *20 minutes* "

[@crime6460]

My dad came in half way though watching the video and said "He's solo now, huh?" :,( Thank you Phil for single-handedly holding the phandom together, you're amazing.

[@macm.3889]

Does this mean no Easter baking? : (

[@samxeil]

@katherine zavala solo lo lo lo lo lo

[@taylorahaha936]

@katherine zavala hello my fello kpoppers o u o

[@m2412]

Do they still share a flat?

[@emgardo]

That’s why he’s called AmazingPhil 🤪

[@alexa-ls9su]

no one: phil: oh no, my *jumper* is ruined i guess you’ll see the range of my *merch*

[@adellereisu7549]

€apita£ester at it again skhdhfldj

[@winter.1412]

i’m lowkey crying over the lack of easter baking - glad for this video tho.

[@SmallMight-rz6rq]

I am too 😂😅😫😩😤😣😖😓😭

[@Shelleylohues]

Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa I forgot about thaaaaat nooooooooo

[@thejoyintrying]

I am living for Phil's new content! He is so much more confident and alive ♡♡♡

[@peyton5048]

phil: i’m gonna pour some of the excess away me, an intellectual: pour some eggcess away

[@flaurelmusic]

That was a good yolk! Ayeee see what I did there?

[@oopsy-daisy]

artsy_individual 😂

[@i_dont_know_who_i_am_93]

*budum tss*

[@shreya7182]

all y’all are deviled eggs for making these puns

[@phrorge]

Oh these puns are eggcellent! Bravo on these brilliant yolks yall! These are eggactly the people I eggspect! (You can all go now, I win comedy 😁)

[@yarethcirilo]

the egg one started off promising but it turned out to be the ultimate betrayal when it exploded

[@elieli2893]

Yeah but seriously I'm kind of horrified that egg just LIQUIFIED in the vinegar D:

[@vanessas8522]

@@elieli2893 It was a raw egg...

[@maundydun3095]

It it's actually functional, i tried this for a proyect like 2 years ago and if you let it rest in the vinegar for a day it actually works! The only horrofying thing about it it's the smell, it will truly stink everything.

[@lucydavis7708]

Eggsploded

[@LaurenT3G]

B E T R A Y A L

[@maxxamillion9662]

Imagine Dan seeing Phil by the microwave yelling “my rock is ready!”

[@brie]

I’d call a therapist

[@lord_chaos_gremlin]

PFFFTTHAHAHAHAHAHA

[@ellen3625]

That is do phil...

[@itsmikki44]

🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@Sweetumsh]

this man is really using a blow torch so carelessly as if he isn't surrounded by plants

[@izucaii]

“funnily enough there’s no setting for a rock. who would’ve thought?” such sass

[@euphoricmillie]

‘Luckily I’m ovulating today’ and other things that should never be repeated by Phil Lester.

[@imyourstepdad5087]

L a d y d o o r

[@paranoiarpincess]

There should be a book.

[@euphoricmillie]

Monotone screaming N O

[@euphoricmillie]

paranoiaprincess there’s enough content for a sequel as well

[@paranoiarpincess]

@@euphoricmillie *there should be a series (there, fixed that for me) lol

[@zokidd1379]

*an eternity later* Phil: so I’ve been doing this for 20 minutes...

[@joellejackson3509]

That last hack was just cracking open an already formed Geode 😂

[@blancacasanovas8776]

Joelle Jackson there was a slight chance tho it worked with the rock he found, if he would’ve just OPENED IT that was such an anti climax honestly haha

[@rosericorico4980]

Phil: I will see you in 24 hours Phil: So it's been 8 days xD Phil is the king of procrastination

[@Akira-dj8vm]

Well he got it from Dan Ya know what they say "You are what you eat"

[@flaurelmusic]

Big mood tbh

[@devashree5079]

@@Akira-dj8vm WTF

[@Akira-dj8vm]

@@devashree5079 Don't whattf me, you know what I mean

[@devashree5079]

@@Akira-dj8vm I don't, though. Are you implying that Phil eats Dan?

[@KirstieVictoria]

"It's still a bit damp from the sea" - Phil: *Adds water*. You're a legend Philip.

[@sinaialanis1920]

😂😂😂

[@PlayerFiveVids]

We're all legends. But yes Phil is a legend.

[@cosmic.c]

"I'm ovulating today, so I'll just lay an egg" Phil....

[@marissa1138]

Mpreg fics are writing themselves already

[@dielmao4468]

@@marissa1138 N O SIS OMG

[@user-bs7rv5rb6m]

No one: Absolutely no one: Not a single person: Phil: luckily, I’m ovulating today

[@m0nsterm4sh86]

No one: LITERALLY NO ONE: Phil: lUckiLy iM oVuLatInG tOdAy

[@madi4499]

Spoopy Skeleton Boi me on Tuesdays

[@yarethcirilo]

the egg one started off promising but turned into the ultimate betrayal smh

[@martyna8596]

The egg one works actually. We did that in kindergarten to see what happens when you dont brush your teeth 😂

[@doodlebug4119]

it actually does work, my class did it for a science experiment a few years back.

[@leiarichards3861]

We did the egg thing in science class... I think he used the wrong type of vinegar cause we would always be required to use the distilled clear vinegar

[@leiarichards3861]

Plus, the fact he put it in for WAY too long 😂

[@psychadelaxy]

No one: Literally no one: Phil: *ovulates egg* “FRESH!”

[@laraisnotreal]

THIS MADE ME WHEEZE

[@psychadelaxy]

@@laraisnotreal LMAO don't blame me phil does the ovulating

[@PikisFirstAccount]

Dan: "Phil what happened to the kitchen?" Phil: "Nothing, only life hacks." Dan: "Is that why there is a sharpie covered in sailt?" Phil: "Yep."

[@alapacuk247]

phil filming after 8 days has the same energy as me reading one sentence in my textbook and then continuing to study,,, never

[@kramdeen49]

What have we learnt from this kids, don’t put eggs in vinegar, don’t microwave anything, Instagram hacks destroy kitchens

[@michaelasomers7929]

takeaways from this video: phil doesn’t know how ovulation works (or spheres) phil’s plant has hydrated phil’s merch is amazing

[@emzerevell]

phil's merch is amazing (and destroyed)

[@ollie9869]

The tea.

[@skzrapline2159]

dan: "hey phil, the microwave is beeping, i think your food is ready." phil: *"MY ROCK IS READY"*

[@gctorres4929]

"im ovulating today" didn't realize we had the same cycle

[@stardustlizzie]

OMG

[@daphnegovaerts3274]

Wauw 😂😂😂😂 just spit all over my screen

[@sunflowerthebunbunbunny]

gc torres - tbh, it’s the period when the egg gets dispelled, so technically he has the same period as me!

[@brooke2383]

Omg me too ovulating buddies!

[@tinkadureya3177]

@@daphnegovaerts3274 Same

[@bredmytexas]

Video: Leave it in for 24 hours Phil: soo... its been 8 days since I filmed that..😅

[@AngelaAngelAte]

Adrianna Is Bored hahaha it does work too I tried it, he left it wayyyyyy too long 😂

[@yeah88942]

BAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAA😂😂😂

[@kamerynbaker9728]

ultimate procrastination

[@rubyinfamous]

Phil: your wardrobe will cry without this Me: my wardrobe is already crying with the fashion choices I have

[@rainbowsatan2620]

That’s a big mood

[@snazzysa1amander897]

Same Xd

[@rileyhuskins3007]

no Yo wassup

[@rubyinfamous]

@@rileyhuskins3007 skeet

[@RottingCherry06]

a SHARPIE??!! me: *remembers every single PINOF* me: *cries because of how precious Dan and Phil are*

[@Viktoria-jb5wd]

phil: i’m gonna use a sharpie me: having flashbacks me: *crying*

[@thenewclassic18]

Wiktoria Steppa we saw the final end to the sharpies when it got covered in crystals 😔

[@chachadeul3793]

Shhh we don't speak about that

[@theman6044]

.........😪😭

[@itll_be_owlright]

It's Phil Nye the Science Guy! Experimentally debunking instagram hacks, one episode at a time.

[@chaoticlaserflounder]

it'll_be_owlright Phil, Phil, Phil, Phil, Phil, Phil

[@meaganthemarionette4899]

@@chaoticlaserflounder *in the traditional Bill Nye theme tune, as is the custom* Phil Lester, the life hack tester!

[@forever_fiona]

Phil: Doesn’t know if the sand being damp is going to affect the experiment Also Phil: pours a cup of water into the sand

[@izzykrd7416]

Stop thanking him for ‘being the sunshine through dans hiatus’ and stuff he is phil and Phil is gut! Phil needs more appreciation tho... Idk sorry just felt like saying that

[@julietteduran1023]

Ily

[@liame5780]

Massive agree 💙

[@britkittyxo]

period!

[@izzykrd7416]

britknee this was a strange notification without context...

[@LifeOfATwitch]

@@izzykrd7416 😂😂

[@Dinonuggies214]

directions: *leave overnight* Phil: "So, it's been 8 days" That's honestly me with my school work😂. I love Phil so much💙

[@sbh6091]

Phil: *leaves egg for 8 days instead of 24 hrs* i DiDnT kNoW iT WaS GoNnA pOp

[@melidacedillo9263]

" Now everything stinks" " of vinegar " " including my new jumper " " hOoRaY "

[@danigoo3821]

Phil: "I just got some olive oil made from the blood of virgins." Should I be worried? :P

[@artisticmothman]

No you shouldn’t. Welcome to the Phandom

[@TLizaT]

“I don’t have a shiny ball that I can put on a log” - Phil Lester, 2019

[@AmyAberrant]

You will never be shiny like your cousin!

[@georgiafreyer8031]

Phil really hit us Americans with the double whammy - put vinegar on chips - the chips are actually fries

[@qjwjejaj7290]

Do Americans really not put vinegar on their chips (sorry fries)

[@HomosapienNo94628]

@@qjwjejaj7290 apparently not

[@eclipseezera6822]

Issythegreat no we put ketchup on our fries 😂 I have never ever tried vinegar on them

[@nyasiaingram4247]

@@qjwjejaj7290 as an American the only thing that threw me off was him saying "chips" lol it sounds so gross and they'd get soggy... but nah we love balsamic vinegar on "steak fries" in the South

[@Zinkromo]

@@nyasiaingram4247 In the midwest vinegar on fries/chips in a very common thing here

[@tylerhorsman7387]

Phil:*doesn't follow intrusctions right for any of the hacks* Hacks: *don't work* Phil: "None of these work"

[@honeystarr7557]

* surprised pikachu meme *

[@jenellsaphid]

Now of them were ever going to work. Too many variables.

[@sleepyhead1707]

@@jenellsaphid the glass making one was just sea glass in a pile of sand

[@ciocio-san]

Tyler Horsman none of them would work anyway

[@PuffyWuzHere]

That's me with diets 😂

[@gracekaz943]

The vinegar breaks down the egg shell molecules so if u leave it for a day the vinegar breaks down the outer layer and leaves the rubbery layer Phil leaves it for a week all layers break down explodes on him Coal needs to have the right amount of pressure of carbon to create a diamond not heat

[@andreaprokopova2574]

1) R.I.P. Sharpie 2) I love the happiness in the way he says: "MY ROCK IS READY!"

[@itqueen30yearsago58]

"we've got some olive oil from the BLOOD OF VIRGINS" phil...

[@gabymacias9887]

Phil: I don't know why these hacks don't work ;"( Also Phil: * Doesn't follow the instructions properly *

[@devinward461]

Granted, some of them are clearly BS to begin with. For instance, running a microwave without any water in it is super dangerous for your microwave (normally the waves get absorbed by the water in food, but without water there's nowhere for the waves to go except for the microwave itself), and there's no plausible way that you could make a diamond that easily. Yeah, synthetic diamonds exist, but they require a lot more machinery than that. A lot of these are obviously scams. The salt crystal one worked really well though

[@petrunjela-danakosta2991]

I love your profile pic 💙💚

[@gwynithgourd]

*uses Malt vinegar instead of white vinegar for the egg hack*

[@gabymacias9887]

@@gwynithgourd *leaves it for 8 days instead of 1*

[@brookeloughran1711]

phil, we need a series of you being terrified and trying life hacks

[@the-holly-blue8411]

I'm so happy that Phil looks and acts so much more confident yet still so classically Phil-like ☺️

[@kin4386]

This entire video was just highlighting Phil's clumsiness.

[@bread5013]

"luckily i'm ovulating today so let me just lay an egg" - phil lester 2019

[@Maggotz4bra1nz]

callmeamelia our son has came far

[@madi4499]

callmeamelia me on Tuesdays

[@nagitos659]

*Does rubber egg hack* *plays with egg gently* *egg breaks* *surprised pikachu face*

[@zoeym5494]

This video radiates chaotic good energy

[@ollie9869]

Phil is too pure. He genuinely had faith in the experiments we love our dad.

[@ollie9869]

Wait... wasn't the lifehack video that Phil followed an april fools prank that wasn't meant to *actually* be followed? 😂😂😂😂 This is too pure I can't.

[@taylorherbertson2004]

I would 100% believe that if its true

[@alexdsilva2478]

Øllimations uwu someone tell him

[@strawberrymo2982]

Øllimations uwu shhhhh let him have his fun

[@bambi-iq3it]

shh he's trying his best

[@ollie9869]

@@taylorherbertson2004 😂😂😂

[@ryliesudduth7466]

This is just a compilation of Phil ruining everything in his kitchen and I am here for it.

[@abbeyv9579]

I mean, at least the plants are alive Phil. Who cares if the whole video didn’t go to plan? They survived

[@ajskilling7309]

Damn! Phil should do a vid where the fans roast him

[@Quinn-bq9sv]

Especially since he lit a blowtorch next to one of his plants...

[@abbeyv9579]

I’m surprised that it didn’t burst into flames

[@Quinn-bq9sv]

@@abbeyv9579 I freaked out when he said it was a mistake, and I imagined all the things that could be set on fire, including the wooden table...

[@callyjade1534]

"Luckily I'm ovulating today." Honestly took my brain a moment to decide if I'd heard correctly

[@keeleylouise4517]

I've got some olive oil made from the blood of virgins. ---Phil 2k19

[@sweetest-mia]

when phil said "i'm ovulating right now" i actually jumped. lol

[@kelsx9741]

Phil: “Dan can you come with me to buy a blowtorch” Dan: “IM- SHOULD I BE CONCERNED”

[@sadiebatten9252]

Am I the only one that noticed a condom on the blow torch?.....or is it something else??

[@lauraslesbiann]

Sadie Batten omg shut the fuck up

[@lauraslesbiann]

Sadie Batten why the fuck are you such a demon

[@nemo-f4y]

LauraTheDad did i miss something? the hell is a “demon”?

[@jul8478]

@@nemo-f4y I assume you're new? A demon is someone who blindly ships dnp

[@isiscrea1449]

phil with his finger way too close to the hot sand: is that glass me while screaming: no toques eso! (don't touch that) I felt like a mom

[@Maggotz4bra1nz]

Isis crea same

[@ikea_bear1791]

Isis crea igual :v

[@dafnepaolarodriguezrojas2760]

Exaaaaacto literalmente grite y mi mamá se espanto

[@sourliquor1825]

He is pendejo

[@thehopefulcry2]

Omg, Same.

[@nipchip]

The anxious energy in this video is amazing.

[@noknowledge7457]

I really hope Dan is alright. No matter what he does right now,and even if he gave up KZbin I don't care as long as he stays healthy and has a good life.

[@HoneyBunches44]

He was on Twitter a few days ago, so I'm sure he'll be back eventually

[@pelahnar4]

@@HoneyBunches44 Or at any rate, he's alive, which is good.

[@--shotgunsinners--1634]

GUYS LOOK AT HIS TWITTER RIGHT NOW

[@noknowledge7457]

Eye Am Patch Animations yea,

[@noriyakikakyoin9113]

@@patchwork2239 yup

[@MidnightFreefall]

Phil: It's still damp, wonder if that will affect it Also Phil: *pours water onto sand*

[@fshzi]

“So first I need a rock” “ROCK.” Idk why that made me laugh sm

[@tinkabell4508]

I kept waiting for Dan to walk in and see this, just hearing the "what the-- PHIL"

[@TheSarahLouise24]

I can hear Dan's voice reading this

[@Cake-um7je]

Sometimes i can still hear his voice

[@Rebeccagoddin]

Me too. :(

[@poppyb7720]

I can literally hear that how sad

[@Ghostkid-777]

When Phil made the sarcastic comment to himself when doing the pencil to diamond hack about touching it when it's hot. I thought to myself "Usually that comment would come from Dan"

[@pollydolly9692]

Hogwarts, please, accept him! He is really trying very hard!

[@spiralseyes]

Someone give the phandom a therapist, half of the comments are people crying because of the sharpie. But great video Phil, thank you Edit: holy fuck over 400 likes???

[@Lee-uh1nh]

The egg one does work. I used to do it all the time as a kid, just don't squish it too hard or it will break. The foil one also works but it requires a lot of skill and patience.

[@KalistaReyes]

The foil one can never get as close to as it did in the video. Theres this toy thing I grew up with called a fusuji ball(I think that's how its spelled) where it looks like a floating metal ball. Its used to do some.'magic' tricks. The ball in the video as the final product is not the same thing as the piece of foil they were initially working on.

[@sarahdonahue8393]

Kali You were close. The ball was called Fushigi. It means Mysterious in Japanese. I remember seeing the weird commercials for it when I was younger.

[@KalistaReyes]

@@sarahdonahue8393 I knew in was close, its been years since I've seen mine so, my memory is a tad hazy 😂

[@fruittypun799]

There used to be a trend in youtube where people sand balls made of foil and try making it shiny and smooth, and some people actually succeeds, although they did it in a long period of time and I don't think they use oil at all lol

[@tamzin7778]

the egg exploding all over phil is my life in five seconds.

[@akindlingofsorts]

Ok I love your name so much

[@tamzin7778]

Crazehaze2 6 thank you!

[@tamzin7778]

oh my

[@tamzin7778]

he likes it

[@tamzin7778]

i- am honoured

[@GraeStar]

Lion: i love being phil’s branding Corgi: im bout to ruin this man’s whole career

[@lyra9988]

Yeah you’re not funny.