TSA Further Complicates Their Inspection Process - SOUTH PARK

Cartman and the townspeople feel the effects of TSA delays.
"Reverse Cowgirl" S16
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EXT. IHOP - DAY
Establishing.
INT. IHOP - DAY
Cartman is standing in line angrily for the bathroom. Butters is standing next to him, looking like he has to poop badly.
CARTMAN
This is UNBELIEVABLE. Stupid toilet Safety Administration... You can't even take a crap at Ihop without a forty minute line!
Cartman looks and sees the front of the line at the bathroom door. A TSA male worker is strutting down the line and barking at people.
TSA WORKER
Shoes OFF! Belts OFF! SHARP OBJECTS GO IN THE PLASTIC TRAY!
MAN
This is inhumane.
TSA WORKER
Shut up! ...Sir.
INT. BATHROOM - DAY
Inside the bathroom Rawsawnda and Roshanda are wearing latex gloves and start patting down the woman and squeezing her breasts.
ROSHANDA
(groping him)
TAKIN A DUMP TODAY Ma'am?
WOMAN
Uh, no just need to pee.
ROSHANDA
Alright, I just needs to check inside your aaaashole.
Cartman appears dragging Butters by the hand.
CARTMAN
Hey how about you people speed it up in here?! I'm about to crap my pants and I DEMAND access to the toilet RIGHT NOW!
ROSHANDA
Alright. Do you mind if I touch your balls sir?
CARTMAN
WHAT?! Yes I mind! Do you mind if I touch YOUR fucking balls?!
A TOILET FLUSHES. Gerald exits the stall.
KYLE'S DAD
Okay I'm done.
ROSHANDA
Alright, sir, I just need to check inside your asshole.
She pulls out a handi wipe and starts wiping his ass.
KYLE'S DAD
I don't need you wiping my ass for me. I'm an a GROWN MAN!
ROSHANDA
(still wiping)
Yes you're a big boy aren't ya, sir?
KYLE'S DAD
Yeah I'm a BIG BOY.
ROSHANDA
Atsa big boy, sir.
KYLE'S DAD
I'm a big boy. I took a big boy POOP.
ROSHANDA
Yes.

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South Park Season 24 Episode 3 Please!!!😃

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Jjkkl

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Taken from the episode: reverse cowgirl from season 16 of South Park (1997-present) This episode originally aired on March 14th 2012 on comedy central! in this episode: when one of the boys (which in this case is Clyde Donovan (originally known as Clyde Goodman and Clyde Harris.) leaves the toilet seat up after he uses the bathroom, an unspeakable tragedy occurs! (Spoiler alert: clyde's mom gets killed!)

[@Dloweification]

FREE CANADA

[@asdfasdf8659]

Hollywood always against black people

[@Gyrbae]

Trey Parker's stereotypical black woman voice never fails to make me laugh. That "yiss" at the end gets me every time

[@BigKogaDragonBossMan]

Yea.

[@BigKogaDragonBossMan]

@Nathan Taffijn Mr Hanky was the best.

[@ezekielsmith7352]

Same lmao my favorite part

[@PrivateSi]

I bet his wife was pissing on him with laughter afterwards!

[@subliminal81]

"...Check inside Your a$$hole..." 0):-D

[@basiicasiic9297]

Gerald calling himself a big boy will never not be funny

[@mathewlagueux8681]

He's such a good big 👦

[@dertythegrower]

not funny, meh

[@logoseven3365]

He took a big boy poop

[@goofygoober589]

@@dertythegrower you have no humor

[@incandesantlite]

yisss

[@ComicalRealm]

They really nailed down the look on those TSA people.

[@Karlebow571]

Imagine it’s real

[@Swarthy144k]

@@shermendlakk it's ok, ask him for his number. we won't judge

[@creekandseminole]

You could replace the TSA job with nursing home workers and it'd be the same thing...

[@BigKogaDragonBossMan]

@@shermendlakk Hi there

[@catherinehenderson5054]

@Ksjs Jdjdb Get a better job instead of that janitor job that you're doing, and maybe you'll be happier and you'll start focusing on yourself instead of other people, you sad individual

[@alecrechtiene558]

“I just needs to check n’side ya ayshole” that is the best black tsa lady impression I know🤣🤣

[@Cpt.Ravioli]

Shut up!... sir 😂😂

[@69in89]

You can tell he’s been to ATL enough times

[@sophrapsune]

This isn’t satire, it’s documentary.

[@yikes6969]

Corny comment

[@setsers1]

Yep. That's South Park.

[@jeffb8562]

And usually a couple years before it actually happens or it noticed by most. At least by most people

[@-lord1754]

ropemaxx for everyone@@yikes6969

[@minion986]

"This is inhuman." "SHUT UP!!!!!.....sir". 🤣🤣🤣

[@Buddhapyro]

Had me weak☠️

[@adamjustadam]

Inhumane*

[@dinnerboi25]

most underrated joke in this clip 😂

[@justindchaney]

It was nice of them to tone down the behavior of the TSA agents for the show. Showing the way they really behave would’ve been too upsetting for a cartoon.

[@hopeoconnor1626]

This is a cartoon for adults.

[@chady025]

@@hopeoconnor1626 jeez Hope, that one went right over your head huh

[@blackanimelover18]

@@hopeoconnor1626 r/wooosh

[@Captain_Caveman1981]

"SHUT UP!!...sir"

[@nitehawk9270]

Yeah it was about the time the TSA agents starting molesting children in wheelchairs that the world started to notice :(

[@ZBmechanical]

“Do you mind if I touch your balls sir?” Was a text message alert that I put on my buddies phone. It just so happened to go off multiple times during a company meeting. The look on the company owner’s face was like he had to sneeze really bad because he was trying really hard not to laugh.

[@CthomasMega]

"I took a BIG BOY poop" Randy we tolerate you but Gerald has you beat here

[@bentowers7743]

Yes

[@tomp622]

​@@bentowers7743 yiss

[@ruck27]

Nope. Randy is the king

[@xFCold]

Trey's voice of the black woman 😂😂. 'Taking a dump today maam?'

[@skwidkid25]

This is one of my favorite scenes honestly

[@sabreejohnson1551]

Same

[@DanAnkers]

I find this scene and watch it over and over, from time to time

[@TheMonkeyThatDoesYourJobBetter]

Why do all TSA agents look like rejected bus drivers?

[@seanm3ify]

Because they are.

[@sitsia3808]

@@seanm3ify xd

[@mcinnisthemenace216]

Because they’re not the military or LEOS, they don’t need to be in physical shape just extremely detail oriented

[@Ubritoons96]

Holy crap, that is an accurate description of those type of people. They probably smell like cigarettes too like most of my bus drivers did. XD

[@elisabethheiman2104]

“Alright, I just needs to check inside ya asshole.” 😂

[@thamietshuma7500]

🤣🤣🤣🤣😂

[@trumpisaconfirmedcuck5840]

Ais-hol.

[@mwc1988]

I flew from London-Heathrow to Detroit yesterday and this was exactly how it was. Loved it.

[@thomazio8724]

Aaaaiissholee

[@cenationofjnu]

Every time I watch south park, it feels new and entertaining.

[@chicoktc]

And perpetually current

[@eddieschwander2745]

"Takin a dump today ma'am?"

[@KCandFriendsUSA]

Just needs to check inside your ayisshole

[@alexcelloandbass]

Cartman's rage is pure poetry.

[@DarkFalconAnimations]

This is honestly by far my favourite scene from South Park.

[@dertythegrower]

new to sp?

[@DarkFalconAnimations]

Sort of. I've been watching South Park since 2018.

[@anthonymcphucker8754]

@@DarkFalconAnimations sp fans don't have favorite scenes, they are all classics haha

[@DanAnkers]

I revisit this scene once a month. Probably well over 30 watches by now

[@LowKey_ITB]

I'm a big boy" I took a big boy poop 💩

[@zachhaywood1564]

This has no business being as accurate as it is.

[@hopeoconnor1626]

Shoes OFF! Belts OFF! Sharp objects go in the plastic TRAY!!😂

[@astraloutlaw6549]

This is inhumane.

[@alexthegreat26]

​@@astraloutlaw6549SHUT UP!!!..Sir

[@DaHuntersTrophy]

Shut up ​@@astraloutlaw6549

[@catherinebirch2399]

I'm having to do jury duty at the moment and this is so like all the endless security checks every time I enter the courthouse.

[@michaelcook6889]

Funniest clip ever. They should play this at IHOP while you are eating.

[@asapstan]

Only Matt and trey would come up with this

[@llibressal]

I think Matt and Treys point is that they're NOT the only ones who could come up with this.

[@DanAnkers]

... and get away with it!

[@sabreejohnson1551]

Gerald had me dying in this scene. I mean, it's true that he doesn't need help cause he's an adult and adults like him can handle anything themselves.

[@EdwardRatliff]

It’s funny because it’s a metaphor for the way we let the TSA do whatever they want in the name of safety. Placate.

[@hopeoconnor1626]

That’s the joke

[@KRobinson-ko1ne]

I thought Gerald was turned on by that woman wiping his ass

[@Kalastusta_Keski-Suomesta]

Butters is over there like, "😰 please can i go in the bathroom allready??" This is hilarious

[@StillSmok2much]

"I juss need to check inside ya assho"

[@skunkycatog]

The male tsa was fucking great 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@Sergiodlcowboys360]

SHUT UP!!!! Sir………

[@DarkFalconAnimations]

I have waited months for South Park Studios to upload this.

[@skwidkid25]

Same dude

[@razzi0718]

you could also just, go watch the episode on their website, it’s free :)

[@DarkFalconAnimations]

It’s not available in the UK.

[@razzi0718]

@@DarkFalconAnimations weird, a couple of episode have been made unavailable for weird reasons after HBO bought the rights to South Park.. I mean, I understand why episodes like 200/201 and Super Best Friends have been removed, but episodes like Asspen and Cartoon Wars?

[@DarkFalconAnimations]

It’s on Prime Video and I watch it there.

[@kyochih7]

I’m a big boy, I took a big boy poop. - Gerald Broflovski

[@tihspidtherekciltilc5469]

That's an uncanny resemblance to my time in prison.

[@audioamateur]

I doubt any ex convict would be capable of using the word 'uncanny'

[@tihspidtherekciltilc5469]

@@audioamateur Thanks for proving your low level of intelligence. Dumber than an ex con.

[@Graymenn]

@@audioamateur they have nothing to do besides read all day..... they probably have a better vocab than you

[@audioamateur]

@@Graymenn you would think...

[@no_one_211]

😳🤣🤣🤣

[@ComicalRealm]

Airport security in a nutshell

[@_-Lx-_]

Odd, Almost like that's the point of the joke or something.

[@thelibyanplzcomeback]

any security in a nutshell

[@hopeoconnor1626]

Facts

[@dailysiren9000]

This has to be, without a doubt one of my favorite moments in the show!🤣🤣🤣

[@ching-chenhuang8119]

Gerald's is actually pretty enjoying getting his ass wiped.🤣🤣🤣

[@hopeoconnor1626]

Even though he said he doesn’t need people wiping his ass for him because he’s a grown man, and grownups like him can handle anything themselves.

[@blazinpuffs]

It is nice.

[@DaHuntersTrophy]

Cause he's a J E W

[@jonber9411]

Two uniformed, scandalous women caring for you butt? Gerald is in heaven.

[@michaelcook6889]

The condescension in her voice was spot on

[@stevengower]

Shoes off, belts off, sharp objects go in the plastic tray!

[@frigidphoebe9571]

Aw, Butters dancing on the spot 🥺

[@maddalonefarms]

A rare moment where Cartman is right about something

[@blobcity3591]

he's right about pretty much everything

[@irfanzufayri6116]

​@@blobcity3591yes because black people should exclusively date other black people

[@willlbill8485]

Jews

[@CraigAndBloxtoons]

“I jUsT nEeD tO ChEcK yO aEsHoLe”😭💀

[@ChocoThe_Cat]

Butters’ Little Pee Dance Was So Funny 😭😭

[@britneyfanboy4835]

I work retail this is how corporate wants us to greet customers 😂

[@benlarsen4602]

That would be a dark day in history, a medal dectecter for the bathroom.

[@unbreakableunion]

Gerald is very funny sometimes. In season 20 he was funny in the beginning.

[@stephen_lucido]

Wait, R. Wiley has balls? I'm dead! LMFAO 🤣😆😂😅

[@BigKogaDragonBossMan]

No she has a vagina.

[@Wonderland559]

Thats a big boy sirrr 😂

[@Kitchdmn3]

“SHUT UP!!!!!……….Sir.”

[@bfbfan5055]

that look on the tsa is approved by me

[@erikastone9183]

0:50 was hilarious 😂 LMAO 😂😏 That's a big boy LMAO 🤣😂

[@hopeoconnor1626]

What’s funny is that Gerald says he doesn’t need help because he’s a grown man, and grownups like him can handle anything themselves.

[@allmightyjesse6334]

That’s big boy sir 😂

[@OriginalCovfefe]

Im currently at the airport laughing my ass off cuz this is EXACTLY what i thought of 😂

[@aaroneisengart9887]

And that ladies and gentlemen is the real TSA in a nut shell😂

[@randymarsh-Tegridy420]

TSA=no Tegridy

[@BigKogaDragonBossMan]

🕶️

[@Vman_95]

Check inside yo asso🤣

[@grokeffer6226]

Stuff like this is why I always make sure I don't have to go before I go out.

[@roberttrudeau]

i think you have to be a very certain kind of individual to be hired by the TSA.

[@notmyrealname6150]

They nailed the overzealous incompetence of federal employees.

[@kingbopit9318]

0:20 this whole scene will never not be funny

[@ytmatthew2344]

“Yiss” 😂

[@marleecarter9953]

Good thing we don't need TSA for taking a dump

[@lookoutforchris]

You have missed the satire entirely 😂

[@Dubois_tada]

lmao y was she talking to him, like he was a baby?!😩🤣

[@fortythreenorth2518]

he's not a baby, he's a big boy!

[@channelwarrior861]

TSA in a nutshell

[@deadeye851]

Government regulations in a nutshell. Always gotta wrap you in red tape like a mummy everytime a person does something stupid with their freedom.

[@JoeGallo43]

I love how nobody cares that this whole process is just co-ed.

[@riddles4237]

The way they made the 2 black women characters with big backsides 😂 they’re on point with everything they do 😄

[@surferdude8086]

"Yiss"

[@violet6991]

0:16 lol

[@qpol]

"i'm a big boy. i took a big boy poop" "yēæs"

[@thebeancaster]

What good timing I'm taking a flight tomorrow

[@matthewstrickland6459]

Did they have check inside ya asshole?

[@Karlebow571]

Imagine this is real life

[@ItsCl1ps]

Without a doubt one of Cartman’s best episodes

[@ElevatingArizonaByGageWilliams]

Imagine if there were COVID-19 precautions, there would be a socially distant line and a temperature screening check.

[@Sonic-hq9zz]

0:17 SHUT UP, sir

[@garrywhite13371337]

"SHUT UP! Sir.."

[@ManchesterUtdFan]

South Park deserves an Oscars Academy award.

[@Amber2D]

✨I’m a BIG BOY✨

[@mackielunkey2205]

“SHUT UP…. sir.” Lol

[@reginaldporterjr.5981]

Hate that the seasons are ending.... Long! live! South! Park! 🤘😎

[@reginaldporterjr.5981]

Why do they have to leave all these years and making us laugh America.... 😂🤣😂🤣👍 God bless the whole group of them thank you for making us laugh. 🤘🤣

[@alecrechtiene558]

South Park is still going… for at least 5 more years… and probably longer.

[@adamjustadam]

The seasons aren’t ending

[@tpbfangirl]

Everytime I'm in an airport I always think of the TSA 😂😂

[@user-ym4bq8ex2w]

Me when I complain about lines At 0:07

[@wvusmc]

Can't beat a government job.

[@SparemintThe93rd]

Once upon a time not so very long ago, I saw this episode and thought it was very weird. The End.

[@kevinbaccon2645]

So glad I found this. I was beginning to question if the person at the truck stop was lying about needed to check inside my asshole.

[@nimbletimplekins7601]

This is literally the detroit metro airport except they also try to steal your shit

[@ElevatingArizonaByGageWilliams]

0:24 0:43

[@clintbunas7415]

The stereotypical black security women are mad funny🤣 it’s so true they all look like that

[@user-zv7jq7hq1p]

That is TSA .... so so so accurate.

[@photomukund]

How long is that toilet line at IHOP anyway?? 😁😁😁

[@allysanchez5630]

0:07 0:08 look, there’s Theresa.

[@320ifly]

Live look in at Denver airport’s TSA line

[@jinxthewolf1983]

"Yiss."

[@reflector0157]

This episode is so good

[@generaljae_]

Probably will be one of my favorite scenes ever

[@eshaanreza832]

0:20 plot twist, the fat chick is a teenage boy in disguise

[@saeedpatel2217]

WTF lol :D Southpark will never get old!

[@simonnachreiner8380]

Chamber pots exist

[@BigKogaDragonBossMan]

Roshanda Wiley and Raoshanda West are actresses and me Kyle Scott Butters and Token got Kisses from them.

[@sabreejohnson1551]

Wait, really? How nice!☺👏👏

[@BigKogaDragonBossMan]

@@sabreejohnson1551 Thanks.

[@jhonrutger3508]

Annnnd that's what happens when you roll over for daddy government.

[@w.tuckwong9079]

Imagine this scene with Cartman crapping on the officer, just like from the episode "Make Love, Not Warcraft"

[@WhiteDragonXXX]

Twisted Timbers and Steel Vengeance roller coasters

[@stavrosgiannaros7041]

that little "ye"at the end!

[@gchsbus]

I WISH SOMEONE MADE A SHOW ON ADULT SWIM that was literally an animated show about the TSA groping and being ridiculous like this. I would watch it !!

[@fortythreenorth2518]

Basically sums up the nanny state we are in.

[@nuclearcatbaby1131]

My cat takes big boy human sized poops