USING CRINGY HOCKEY TIKTOK CHIRPS IN A GAME

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There a lot of people on TikTok making videos about the best hockey chirps, but we're not sure how effective they would be in real life. So Luca, the nicest guy on the BarDown team put them to the test.

[@Ryan_Williams10]

You guys should do every time you score a goal, the entire team acts like they have won the Stanley cup

[@dylanpudlowski8335]

Ryan Williams YES

[@JMSxx]

But they need to do it step by step and scene by scene like chel.

[@billyjoe7225]

Ryan Williams have a dude with a trophy case waiting on stand-by. Once they score they all go into the corner to celebrate and drop their gloves and sticks then get presented with the fake trophy and lift it.

[@evanthatcanadian]

@Ryan Williams YES

[@RyeGuy17]

Ryan Williams YEAH THAT WOULD BE AWESOME AND FUNNY 😆

[@smosh_crone]

"cool man, you heard that on tiktok?" is the best chirp to a bad chirp

[@scotttaylor5928]

We needed a “I’ve seen better hands on a digital clock” count

[@fightchannel3128]

I was gonna say this

[@nbhaley]

You mean the digital clack

[@kevindurant3110]

@@nbhaley clack????

[@DagoBoilermaker]

Drink every time you hear this

[@EmailBacon]

He said it 6 times

[@harellzi]

“I’ve used coupons that have saved more than you” Classic

[@bokibologna5601]

Sportsgamer 91 I preferred the remix, “I’ve seen expired coupons save more at the wrong store”

[@harellzi]

Boki Bologna lmao

[@fightchannel3128]

The best one is “I’ve seen better hands on a digital clock”

[@mandycaplis8359]

That’s a goalie chirp

[@justasasquatchwithinternet1775]

Your just like a tampon. Only good for one period

[@KidDynamite1217]

My favorite chirp: Bud you’re like a tampon, you can’t even last a whole period.

[@annaaa578]

*baud

[@AS-rb5jz]

JacePlayz tampon bay lightning only good for one period

[@canadianhank5649]

Cringe

[@RubyWithCamera]

😂

[@Moniyaw55]

Mine is “hey baud! How do you touch yourself at night with no fucking hands” or “bauddy you can slash me all you want it won’t make your sister any prettier”

[@moosehockey0989]

"HEY BAUUUDD" -Luca 2020

[@TrevorPhilips]

best chirp is still Kesler and Burrows telling Backes "tell Kelly I said hi" and things were never the same again around Backes dinner table

[@SK-jp5rt]

Trevor Philips background?

[@isaacfrohlich4575]

@@SK-jp5rt that's his wife

[@karlg1535]

I personally like when Giroux called JVR a fucking pidgeon and started making bird noises. Now they play on the same team

[@Kevin-rc6ez]

@@karlg1535 when I think of chirps that's the first one that comes to mind

[@greenspartan1213]

Or when Ry Jo told Kessler "Dude you're a loser no one likes you"

[@cabralrichards7696]

Luca's commitment is so admirable. This one was very hard to do, but he chirped incessantly for an entire game. "I'm the CEO of cringe." Died.

[@RealDaBrady]

The best chirp I’ve ever heard was from Mic‘d up Mason (Coach Jeremy’s son) He said: “I’m not scared. I know how to skate with both legs.”

[@peterelmer6730]

basher214 Old Paint Can!

[@TarpsOnTwo]

@@peterelmer6730 hit em with that knockout

[@JoelJoelJoelJoelJoelyes]

Hey baud

[@tahliac4837]

BaDonalds

[@xbeastone3764]

This one kid with a fishbowl was chirping me once so I told him: “Roll down your window bud, I can’t hear you” He just headed for the bench 😂

[@marcusbachoo5506]

XBeastOne37 are you 6 years old

[@goalfield9689]

How does that have anything to do with him being 6?

[@marcusbachoo5506]

Oviwankenobi24 -_- i haven’t heard that since i was 6

[@goalfield9689]

Wait did he chirp you? I know he didn't but it would be funny

[@marcusbachoo5506]

Oviwankenobi24 -_- you literally have an extra chromosome

[@christela3418]

Bro this guy is like Ray Ferraro in chel repeating all his lines 😂😂

[@painp9855]

Chris Tela Ya and Adam

[@nenorodisho1767]

Ya and Zaia

[@arveenyousefy]

nobody: Bardown during corona outbreak: Tiktok chirps in a game

[@owenedwards5952]

their league was canceled due to the virus so this must have been filmed a while ago

[@moosehockey0989]

Nobody: Luca: "Hed be stupid not to" Bruuuhh

[@jacoborthaus5282]

" No one talks like that on the ice" I see Corwin has never been to Minnesota

[@ChrisJones-pi5mh]

Or watched Letterkenny

[@wilmanman7783]

Or to a lesser extent Wisconsin

[@nicks9192]

Nobody talks like that in Minnesota either

[@podcastbykaty1896]

JMan17 facts

[@robhowell5695]

Or metcalfe ontario

[@kingbum875]

Guy : *Skates past opposite teams bench* Other team : *Yells at guy* Guy : "If I wanted lip from you i'd unzip my pants." That one hit hard. It was from goons, this movie.

[@slovak4life1991]

OSD Big Boi it was, “If I wanted any of your lip, I’d rattle my zipper.”

[@thebosniangaming4425]

we all know the best chirp is calling someone a squid

[@belligerent-irony]

Squids are gonna squid

[@sadierose9031]

my nickname from my hockey team is squid😎😎

[@ChildishRambino]

That guy's reaction at the opening faceoff is priceless. Homer: "Hey pal! Did you get a load of the nerd?" Cool Jock: "Pardon me?"

[@telefrancais]

I definitely think this trend was inspired by Reilly and Jonesy on Letterkenny.

[@michaelreppenhagen736]

100%

[@michaelreppenhagen736]

Sorry...ahem..."Hundy P."

[@xxchurch23xx]

Dirty fuckin dangles boys!!

[@stephenreed79]

Ferda

[@ciarankeyes7972]

And Shorsey

[@sbrider2310]

"Do you think Charlie D'Amelio will be picking this up soon?" "He'd be stupid not to." "Charli's a woman" CACKLINGGGG

[@Noah-kg4yj]

"Get the swipper sweefer out" -luca 4:20 (perfect timing buddy)

[@deckerhanson5265]

The only chirp that you can always use is "I've heard better chirps from a dead bird."

[@rarecactus1997]

No it’s just straight up “you smell”

[@KrazyStorys]

flyers suck

[@joxxxyy728]

Lol

[@hannabarnett8334]

“I’m CEO of cringe”

[@peternahabedian2564]

Bro if Jesse did this in his strong Canadian accent I would die 😂

[@IonIsFalling7217]

The CONFUSION on the other team's faces is GOLD

[@notNajimi]

A mixture of confusion and murderous intent

[@Hagski8958]

I keep saying “I’ve seen better hands on a digital clock” completely out of context now, and I blame y’all.

[@Edwa72]

My fav chirp is “does your coach know you’re out here?”

[@masoncherkas4862]

NEW QUIZ IDEA: BARDOWN QUIZ About THE BARDOWN QUIZZES. Etc who won what, how many times has somebody one. Sams record. Give them all 1 day to study and then quiz them!

[@bubblesauce3408]

My friend is so obsessed with you guys to the point that when I took him to the Shark Vs Leafs Game, IN SAN JOSE. He started waving at the rafters and screaming “TSN NOTICE MEEEEEEE” thinking there was a hidden camera somewhere and he would pop up on the Twitter or something.

[@thehansongoons8975]

Definitely one of the funniest videos you guys have made. You had a few good chirps and plethora of cringeworthy ones. The guys on TikTok doing it were the cringiest. The one looked like Taylor Hall and Jesse had a love child. Way to give them the business Luca!

[@timothysysko]

I’ve heard better chirps from a dead bird.

[@sensky3328]

did yea get that one from sweet spot squad?

[@timothysysko]

@@sensky3328 No. That's an old one

[@ninjagite]

thank you for making these videos, especially in a tough time. Hockey is life boys.

[@rcproductions3956]

Can we have some more quizzes again

[@blazedxjan]

'Ive seen filthier mits on a snow man' lmao

[@mattdickson1971]

4:20 "GeT tHe SwIpPeR sWeEfEr... DuStY's BaCk On ThE iCe"

[@aydenvonfeldt7348]

“Bro can I use your hands i need a stone for my skates”

[@Attemptedfishing]

Alternate video title: playing a game of hockey as a NPC 😂

[@noobmaster-wj3qm]

Thank you bardown for uploading during this difficult time

[@wobster1246]

Y'all are awesome you should do more of this kind of stuff

[@PaulieGolf]

Love these vids! Keep it up boys!

[@felkgoop5461]

I honestly don’t think “The Room” is all that bad of a movie

[@evandegeer9879]

It’s so bad it’s good

[@yuuiuu11]

I had to pause this multiple times to deal with the secondhand embarrassment lmao

[@intrestedcroissant8800]

Say this one “Hey, which one gets more ice time your ankles or your skate blades?”

[@Parksy1818]

The best nhl chirp came from Claude grioux (probbaly messed his name up) “nice goal ya pigeon” then proceeds to make pigeon noises.

[@wilmanman7783]

It was directed at JVR while with Toronto

[@Parksy1818]

Wilmanman 77 yup

[@user-sr1rj8tm9s]

Love the vid keep going😁

[@bearbarr1911]

Put Jesse at Goalie!!!!!!

[@Emil62003]

Bear Barr *jesse*

[@Lvcxs]

Video #3 of asking: Next challenge: tape your sticks using different types of tape. (Ex. Masking, scotch, etc)

[@Dude-nz6kh]

I cant even watch this. I love bardown, but the way Luca speaks when he chirps. its unreal. I cant handle it.

[@taylorwinslette8061]

Take a shot every time “HEY BAUD” is said

[@maximusbritz3176]

The switch to GEICO one is actually clever as hell 🤣

[@nathanmielke824]

“Get the swipper sweefer”

[@jennaschwinna2347]

I hate tik tok like Luca, but this was so funny

[@offical_SolDERAN]

6:32 thats the reaction that I like too see.

[@vhsqueen]

Lol good video, no tic tok for me though, those ads they played NONSTOP killed any will for me to want to even care lmao. Love you guys 😂

[@stevenblattner2177]

NOTHING beats Patrick Roy's classic "I can't hear what Roenick says because I have my two Stanley Cup Rings plugging my ears"

[@mathiscayer4053]

I needed this

[@tonyren.tr5]

2:21 😂 Luca: "I hate TikTok" Jesse, Marissa, and Eric: "Why not?" Luca: "HEY BAUD"

[@tonyren.tr5]

P.S. I hate TikTok too

[@trevorc1804]

Love the original content lol. Keep it up

[@Cthomps20]

BRO THE EDITS ARE GREAT😂😂

[@peterfolino52]

Lets go new bardown upload

[@natepantano1055]

He says no one talks like that... cue in jessie

[@flamehunter3021]

Funny video keep doing these videos

[@screenheads3812]

“You suck at hockey” is the meanest thing anyone has said to me

[@captainnoble1446]

I feel bad for Luca 😂

[@fanteige]

I got a swiffer sweeper ad in the middle

[@sora1498]

luca's a real one with this

[@sandycheeks9342]

Hey BAUD, Luca rockin' that Pokes hoodie... what?! PISTOLS FIRIN'!

[@HardKorKid]

Go dye your hair. Best chirp ever, change my mind.

[@lukemozeleski4964]

In the stadium series game last year Travis Konecny called I think Evgeni Malkin a nerd so that was pretty funny

[@jackmattingly6780]

He didn’t just call him a nerd, the whole chirp was “you gonna 2x4 us in the head again? That things a fucking weapon buddy, holy shit. Now take those earcuffs off ya fuckin nerd”

[@lukemozeleski4964]

@@jackmattingly6780 I honestly love Konecny's chirps as a flyers fan

[@The_G_89]

“You were in the Minors lingers than me you dumb fuck.” Lol

[@evanoscherwitz1461]

Luca’s delivery is funny af

[@phillyjax]

I was hoping Giroux telling JVR he's a f-ing pigeon would make a cameo in this one 😂

[@Moniyaw55]

“Hey tendy it’s not Christmas you don’t gotta give us all these goals”

[@willwhelan2867]

When Luca said “Who cut your hair, your Mom” I would say “Who didn’t cut your hair”.

[@SorokingProd30]

5:37 lmao i like how he actually seems mad which I’m sure he was a title mad

[@gavinmclaughlin7317]

I love that Martin one sooooo much😂

[@zlyxx1]

Hi love you guys

[@jsjuhbdn]

best chirp was "you look like a f*cking create a player"

[@Delilah_Anne]

This is so cringe yet hilarious lmao. The ‘BAUD’ gets me every time

[@willbrisson6756]

This is the funniest thing ever

[@846nick]

this is the most underrated video. luca should've had his notebook with him to read off of on the ice though

[@tobyryberg]

this is BRUTAL

[@NickCarek]

Glad to see the make a wish foundation is finally making your dream come true out here

[@casey248]

Corwin saying hey baud is my new ringtone 😂

[@brokebankfishin4839]

Go pokes! Love the hoodie Luca!

[@ellgro]

"Git da swipper sweefer, baud"

[@Forrester-nw7qk]

Buddy killed it

[@evelinakomisarova3900]

My favorite part where he says HEY BAUD!

[@PurpleIsBored]

I was once playing the best game of my life, and then some guy called me lactose intolerant and both my knees simultaneously shattered.

[@whereiszach2193]

4:08 How did Luca score this?!

[@fightchannel3128]

WhereIsZach Playz hes the goat

[@tiger5869]

Was that the Kucherov move?

[@MannyCruzal3]

The gieco and Nemo one are actually pretty funny😅

[@xcamcam76x31]

My favorite chirp: I don’t have one

[@gavinmclaughlin7317]

The best part is he still said good game to the one guy😂

[@PG-zc4os]

Best video ever

[@robertkrebsbach4682]

Sounds like they are going off the chirp style in the show Letterkenny

[@speach73]

I was starting to think that no one else was getting it.

[@ChillinWithRyder.]

The first three chirps of the video was funny aff

[@juniorteamcanadaequipejuni6026]

Oh my gosh I feel so bad for all of these guys and there all almost wearing a flames jersey

[@th3_milky]

i love jessie’s tiktoks 😂 but he didn’t do my team in what your favorite hockey teams says about you

[@madeleinemcilroy8061]

Veeb_ jesse’s TikToks are lit

[@critchot7892]

Greatest video ever

[@zidaneshairline94]

I should do one of these chirps when the season resumes

[@felidi4413]

I like the chirp where giroux called the guy a fu****g pidgeon

[@Dubiegryphons75]

I cannot express the pain I’ve been going threw watching this video

[@daniellecozzetto5802]

I’ve been waiting. 🤗