Tucker Carlson and Triton Squad - Eleven Labs Voice AI

[@iroga9764]

Neocons found this meme and can't figure out this is meant to be a pro Tucker meme.

[@TheBeatlesShow]

I legit thought it was anti-Tucker until I was told otherwise. Kinda confusing

[@deanedongdoorbell]

​@@TheBeatlesShow Aw man this is pro tucker?

[@user-ui2tj7or7u]

@@deanedongdoorbell every weirdo coming out like 'UUM hes actually based, I Know he's an ivy league lib who hates his viewers but shape and colours'.

[@zombieoverlord5173]

@@deanedongdoorbell If anyone thinks this makes Tucker look better they are actual Fascists.

[@CraftKitty007]

He's reciting propaganda for a fascist autocracy which directly parallels his usual reciting of fascist propaganda. I fail to see how anyone could see this as being pro tucker.

[@georgia-qy9ve]

"these damn carpets" had me wheezing holy shit

[@culchiefilms1791]

Didn't know the clones were racist 🤣🤣

[@CREEPINGIRON]

Gave me a right nazal exhalation! 🦓💚

[@rootin222]

og swbf2 memories

[@michaelrfalkowski2446]

Be careful, this vid gonna get flagged for racism

[@Golems_victory]

@@rootin222 lol yeah, also I love how woke and true and awesome this video is. Lol 😆 it’s hilarious because George Lucas already had Star Wars woke before Disney

[@jungleblazers1249]

0:14 the war of outer rim aggression. This line is gold.

[@void-creature]

Yes, when the Geonosians AGGRESSIVELY forced the GAR to launch a planetary invasion of their homeworld to facilitate a genoci- I mean peacekeeping operation.

[@warlordofbritannia]

pLaNeTs' rIgHts!!1!

[@lelouchvibritannia4028]

Ripping off Halo.

[@JB-xl2jc]

@@lelouchvibritannia4028 No. It's a joke about how the American South calls the American Civil War "The War of Northern Aggression" despite the first blow of the war being shot by Confederate South Carolinian forces.

[@TheSundayShooter]

​@@JB-xl2jc The same way Mexican cavalrymen shot the first blow of the war with the USA

[@Cipher_Nine]

When he said : "Thank you Tucker..." I honestly felt that.

[@asdfkgkspr284]

The pause in between makes it feel real. It isn’t, but imagine how crazy it would be if it was

[@mikez4388]

You know, I wouldn't be surprised if this appeared in Andor season 2. Great work regardless, and I hope the AI voice for the clones would improve 👍

[@gmodrules123456789]

Tucker himself would do it if they offered him enough money.

[@freedomdude5420]

@@gmodrules123456789the sad thing is, that it is totally in character for Tucker to do this. He was at the pizza place in Washington and was involved in the Contras. So him join the empire is not a real surprise. He is a sell out. At the same time though, this is what makes it even funnier.

[@icyjiub2228]

It aint a band of fascists if half of them aren't rich fucks and opportunists.

[@Lawrence_Talbot]

Andor’s getting a 2nd season? I didn’t know anyone watched that show lol

[@orbaitv5991]

@@Lawrence_Talbot It was always meant to have a 2nd season. Also the show is a near masterpiece.

[@rustyshackle8000]

This fits maybe a bit too well. "Up yours, woke Rebels! We'll see who overthrows who!"

[@isaiahkayode6526]

Please make it happened.

[@MeNoOther]

This is how I imagine all the Republic and Empire propaganda that probably went on during the clone wars

[@kapasian9009]

CIS, you mean?

[@b33fcake34]

@@kapasian9009 It is clearly Empire propaganda.

[@frumentariusfaustus7865]

@@b33fcake34 implying thats a bad thing

[@Journey_to_who_knows]

“A lot of libera- (boo) liberals out there are saying people like Tarkin are part of the problem, they’re destroying the empire with their attitude of “to hell with the community when the bottom line is all that matters”

[@thepowerofsand6180]

The concept and execution is just perfect

[@realQuestion]

is it? I don't get the concept of Tucker, who is hated by the establishment, being depicted as an establishment spokesman

[@marion907]

@@realQuestion Lmao, I know as I say this very true fact you won’t agree but Tucker Carlson is an establishment propagandist. He is the mouthpiece of the American-right and defends popular right wingers even if he doesn’t believe what he says himself. This was doubly confirmed in the texts released in the Dominion lawsuit in which Tucker admitted to not believing what he says on air. He says whatever is the popular rightwing talking point at the time. Therefore, he is essentially amounts to being a paid propagandist. We must always remember that no one is immune to propaganda and we must not allow our biases to prevent us from seeing the truth. Apologies for the lecture, I’m a political junky. Also!! just because you see it on your internet feeds doesn’t mean it’s true because algorithms are made to reaffirm biases and not challenge them. So everyone is in their own Internet bubble, even myself.

[@nik021298]

​@@realQuestion If the ideas that he supports would be "the establishment", he would be supporting it.

[@riplikash]

​@@realQuestion you don't get why someone who supports fascists and espouses fascist ideals would be depicted as a spokesman for a fascist government? Weird. And in what would is he "hated by the establishment"? The GOO is just as much "the establishment" as the democrats. Some of the "establishment" is opposed to him, and the other half is aligned with him.

[@ryanmitchell4044]

@@nik021298 Tucker is against war and big government so he wouldn’t ever be a part of any establishment. His ideology precludes it. The Sith empire wasn’t a bunch of anti war pro freedom officers so this makes zero sense.

[@rapturus7098]

Tucker is absolutely an Imperial news personality

[@droopdanke2323]

😂 So being against the establishment narrative is "Imperial"

[@CameronKiesser]

@@droopdanke2323 Rebels are degenerate Marxists. Me? Equal to a Wookiee? You got to be shittin me.

[@kobayashi1194]

@@droopdanke2323 Tucker is literally part of the establishment. He’s a millionaire with a show who defends other wealthy people who lean right who only fucking boomers and really dumb gen Xers watch.

[@52flyingbicycles]

@@droopdanke2323 the establishment has two narratives: the liberal one and the conservative one. They play both sides so they always come out on top. And they somehow convinced people that the most watched commentator on the most watched news network is somehow NOT part of the conservative establishment 😂

[@SkintSNIPER262]

@@CameronKiesser Nah, commies are most definitely the Empire

[@odiouspariah]

I laughed at first but then was slightly horrified at how well a real world talking head fits into the world of the Empire and Star Wars.

[@PlasmaCoolantLeak]

You just know someone would believe it was real.

[@Commander23c]

What a moronic comment. It's almost as if you're incapable of understanding ideological differences in people. Star Wars parallels reality in a lot of ways. Or are some child that has an asinine notion that in real life everyone would be part of the Rebellion?

[@christinewarden3450]

george lucas wrote the empire to be an amalgamation of america and nazis

[@yourbad3311]

Yeah one of you guys on the left would be lieve that hahaha

[@christinewarden3450]

@@yourbad3311 george lucas has said it on 4 different interviews from the present to when he made the first movie your politics poisons you from seeing any criticism especially when its from people you idolize like george lucas despite the fact that hes made it very clear hes a leftist without saying the words so that some dumbass conservatives will watch the movies and be radicalised into wanting to do something to help scociety instead being a complicit little fascist bitches that lets minoritys be stepped on and the working class be exploited

[@Stench512]

It’s almost as if tucker voiced it himself… It’s funny, but also a little worrying.

[@CameronKiesser]

Yes. I'm fine with funny stuff or entertainment but the use of this in scams and hoaxes is very concerning.

[@slime_doesnt_pay_]

@@CameronKiesser its like pandoras box almost, once it is opened..

[@brandonsbeta5162]

I've been thinking how scary the implications are of this. AI is entertaining is first so we like it 😁

[@Codreanu_Prezent]

*but also based

[@Stench512]

@@handlessuck777 and I see you with Running Wild! Awesome \m/

[@marvincool3744]

“Happy Empire Day” is incredibly in character for him. He truly comes across as a deeply closeted imperial officer.

[@mx338]

This is so great because it's exactly what George Lucas intended, after all he was very open about the empire representing the USA.

[@bronghusphidalski522]

Thought it represented that one country we don't talk about

[@sireezi9128]

@@bronghusphidalski522 he based the empire of the no no Germans partially

[@dalekrenegade2596]

​@@sireezi9128 I think he means the Republic transitioning into the Empire.

[@MarcoRangos]

Yeah and the Empire is fucking based

[@tylerclayton6081]

@Der Frosch-Prinz Aus Bayern Americans are the good guys. They’re the backbone of the western world. Without the USA in WW2 and the cold war, western civilization would have collapsed several decades ago And now we need them to carry us to victory again in the second cold war.

[@TheAnimationConnoisseur]

My mom watches Tucker Carlson a lot at nighttime, so as someone who pretty much knows exactly what to expect from the show, I can’t tell you how accurate this is. 😂 Also, respect to you for using the Triton Squad model from The Force Unleashed and photoshopping the Republic naval uniform onto Tucker’s body. My only minor critique is that Appo’s voice doesn’t quite sound like Temura Morrison or Dee Bradley Baker, but still this is awesome.

[@CameronKiesser]

It's as close as Tem as I can get it. The AI is biased for American accents, while Tem is New Zealand accent (as told by interwebs). I tried other sources and they fail miserably, this is actually the best out of all the sources I used. I assume Dee has an American accent, but I do know his Clone voice leans pseudo Australian accent. I heard some AI versions of his voice that sounds good... but I'm a Tem stan. XP

[@MDE_never_dies]

What do you expect from the show?

[@TheAnimationConnoisseur]

@@MDE_never_dies Oh you know, Tucker talking exclusively about everything that's wrong with our country/what needs to change and not focusing enough on positive news. And also interviewing someone attempting to make reforms and the like.

[@MDE_never_dies]

@@TheAnimationConnoisseur I mean there is alot wrong with the country to be fair. I don't watch Tucker on a regular basis so I don't know what he's normally like, only watch for some big news once or twice a year type thing.

[@TheAnimationConnoisseur]

@@MDE_never_dies No I agree, there definitely is. I just get tired by hearing so much negativity all the time.

[@Tyler_W]

The brave troopers of the 501st are imperial patriots and heroes, and I will not have their good names besmirched. Happy Empire Day!

[@yourbestfriendwhosblack3211]

Appo sounds like Rhodesians who lurk every Zimbabwe or FN Fal video on KZbin.

[@SQUIDBEARSTUDIO]

In The Name of the Force, This AI is SO GOOD!

[@gusfring6887]

Alex Jones: "the destruction of the death star was an inside job"

[@supersaiyn41]

"frightening reports of woke wookies" holy shit im crying lmaoooo

[@nPcDrone]

Man, another empire day already. Time flies faster than the force flows.

[@Jaromeo1287]

This is fantastic!!! I love the AI assisted generation of Carlson's voice! Absolutely fantastic!

[@killerbee1974]

AI Carlson is better than the real one

[@jack8805]

"Law and order" only when it benefits our corporate

[@josh10722]

It’s scary how good these AI things are getting. Tucker sounds 96% perfect

[@corybrewer1137]

Appo couldn't said it any better. Happy Empire day everyone!!!

[@dmitrykhvostik5975]

I love that Appo has a From-clones-to-stormtroopers transition-era armor from The Force Unleashed PS2. Shame that TK troopers in the Bad batch series don't wear that

[@CameronKiesser]

So glad this blew up. Gonna get more recognition. Xp

[@andrewgradilla7283]

Its literally my favorite armor, that rivals the Kashyyyk scout trooper armor.

[@erickg6797]

PLEASE do a Tucker Carlson retelling of the 501st slaughter on the jedi temple, that shit would be suchhh a Tucker moment.

[@stevengreen9536]

Palpatine: Good good this is my favorite Holo TV news program.

[@anomalien6557]

PLEASE, MORE OF THE TUCKER CARLSON AS AN EMPIRE BROADCASTER! YOU CAN ADD DIFFERENT GUESTS TO HIM ALSO LIKE BEN SHAPIRO OR ALEX JONES! THIS IS SOOOO GOOOD! VERY FUNNY JOKES! 😁😂😄

[@CameronKiesser]

Check my channel. I got a short on Tucker talking about Order 66, and a vid on him bitching about Mon Mothma. lol.

[@zendariun101]

I think they would be rebels tho, like in real life

[@oddsdenver9673]

​@@zendariun101 lmao 🤣, you think they're rebels?

[@scottishcheese13]

@@zendariun101 Tucker Carlson would absolutely kiss the Emperor’s ass as long as they paid him

[@xcaluhbration]

​@@oddsdenver9673lol right? Those dudes are all about the current establishment. Still funny though, I'm seriously not trying to start a flame war, I don't belong to any party.

[@AnnoyingPanMann]

The clone trooper sounds P good this time

[@CooperDooper38]

Imagine sharing a viewpoint with all of Hollywood, most politicians, most music artists, talk show hosts, etc. and still comparing _the other guys_ to the Empire.

[@MrAwesome_69]

My brother it is a joke

[@thomasturtle7207]

The real dynamic here would be him jabbing at the Empire's authority structure

[@CameronKiesser]

"With all do respect to our great Emperor, why hasn't he removed Gungans from Senate positions?"

[@darken2417]

@@CameronKiesser Gungans should be removed from those positions. They are a primitive pre-space fairing civilization and as such by the laws of the Republic and now the Empire their territory belongs to the governing authorities of this system, the human-led Naboo system which is itself under the authority of the Chommell sector. To undermine these laws would be to infringe upon the sovereignty of these localities and divert the benefits owed to them by control of these populations and territories to Coruscant bureaucrats.

[@GODCONVOYPRIME]

​@@CameronKiesser and? Is that it?

[@AnthemAnimation]

"It's obvious that the Banking Clan controls the Holonet."

[@ToastyMozart]

Nah, Tuck loves simping for authoritarians.

[@slitherthewizardofwither6959]

God I love the PS2 forced unleashed version of the clone stormtrooper armor

[@ZechsMerquise73]

woah. I had no idea there was a ps2 version.

[@zillatorian1180]

@@ZechsMerquise73 Its the best version of force unleashed.

[@richardched6085]

Hearing Morrison's voice with a US accent is cursed 😆 But so well done. I can tell you sourced the voice from the 501st journals which is very appropriate and fitting. Tucker sounded 100% real

[@thevarietychannelofyoutube4769]

This actually feels like something that could canonically exist in Star Wars

[@icantthinkofaname4265]

He would absolutely be on the side of the new order. One hundred percent.

[@TheOmertosa]

Man this is gold and premium soundboard material. Now I gotta spend 5 dollars to get that clone voice too xD

[@FBSHINER]

So, I see Tucker got a new job! This job fits him real well!

[@Ninjamaster227-]

“Thank you for your loyal service, Trooper. Now as always this Imperial Transmission has been brought to you, by our network’s sponsor, the Trandoshan Hunters Association.”

[@johnrichardson7310]

Also sponsored by wookie carpets to go. Now having a two for one sale only 5000 credits get yours today!

[@CameronKiesser]

"Get Dexter's Diner to go with Hoverdash and get a free Ewok burger on us!"

[@johnrichardson7310]

@@CameronKiesser Ewok burgers sound great to me. Every purchase has portion of going to charity to help veterans families whom have lost their love one's at battle of endor never forget the fallen.

[@mr.negativenancy5751]

Goddamn I wasn't expecting the carpet slur thrown out that quick. It's like I'm actually watching tucker Carlson

[@RayRassa]

More multi verse tuckers - I want to see this same joke used in 100s of different ways, it’s great

[@CameronKiesser]

THIS IS SO GOOD! Edit: You guys must be Boomers. Ok here let me break it down for you. 1. Every KZbinr has pinned their own comments from time to time. 2. I'm referring to how good AI has gotten

[@CameronKiesser]

@@Segadrome Pipe down Neimoidian. Everyone does it.

[@CameronKiesser]

@@spacebuilder4d ISB! Seize this man!

[@scottdickson9224]

Meds

[@CameronKiesser]

@@scottdickson9224 I think that's a racist term for those living in the Mid Rim.

[@peepeepoopoovdbhxvbcc6683]

bro forgot to switch accounts

[@user-ck3bo8wd4p]

Damn carpets, thank the Emperor for the 501st and Tucker Carlson. Happy Emperor day everyone!

[@TheOnlyPedroGameplays]

The helmet is soooooo good, I love the in-between look

[@aitchay2084]

0:23 Good on Tucker for using Appo's preferred name.

[@heibai1173]

This is crazy how exact Tucker’s voice sounds.

[@Subremedy]

I want a whole podcast of straight AI

[@cammyman32]

What about gay AI?

[@jaydenshepard7928]

@@cammyman32 Ew

[@ChkthDeats]

I see Tucker is really into the whole Human High Culture thing.

[@ellagage1256]

The clone AI voice is just sending me back to playing the Battlefront 2 campaign as a kid

[@spenceryoung1427]

Tucker is literally a voice ai. He says whatever he’s paid to say with zero thought of his own. Pretty amazing

[@PeugeotRocket]

You hate him because he isn't afraid to say what he actually thinks. Unlike you Democrats who just repeat talking points and devour your own when they stray from accepted speech and thought.

[@rowdyyx5439]

This is funny coming from a presumed democrat

[@obi-wankenobi8927]

@@rowdyyx5439ye cause it’s a joke of course it’s funny I don’t see what his political leanings have to do with it

[@EndorJedi985]

@@rowdyyx5439 *cums super duper hard

[@coal-in-my-hole]

@@rowdyyx5439 definitely fair to say Rachel Maddow and Don Lemon also awful shills.

[@wakaflokafamevevo]

bro calling them carpets had me rolling💀

[@NeptuniaMorgan]

"Woke Wookies" is something I didn't thought I'd ever hear but here we are

[@KingTren]

what voice sample and settings did you use for triton? The voice sounds so good!!

[@CameronKiesser]

Default. Here are the exact datasets: icedrive.net/s/9htjhZaRYABwNXZ6G3ASNxR6j72i

[@MrTheBigNoze]

Honestly one of the best ai impressions I’ve ever heard. Maybe it’s because he enunciates his words and speaks very clearly?

[@net343]

You can even hear the “breathing”

[@ryanrusch3976]

This is funny but you just know Tucker would have been one of those guys calling the Clone Wars a scam.

[@CameronKiesser]

"The Jedi are clearly behind this"

[@ananousous]

"Is diversity within the Jedi council to blame for the Clone Wars?"

[@ryanrusch3976]

@@ananousous "Yesterday, as you know, Jedi General Anakin Skywalker was again seen talking with Supreme Chancellor Palpatine. Statements have come out from both camps that this wasn't the first meeting, and it certainly wouldn't be the last. The people of this glorious Republic must ask themselves, is Anakin Skywalker qualified to be the top Jedi pundit for Palpatine? That and this Skywalker was a part of the so-called rescue mission that started this whole "trade-federation" war. I don't know my fellow Galactic Republicans, but it is frightening."

[@SorcererVtuber]

Palpatine would have given Tucker exclusive access to the temple security cam footage and Tucker would have made the Jedi look like the bad guys attacking clones on a peaceful tour of the jedi temple

[@CameronKiesser]

@@ananousous I have to do that one eventually. XD

[@ems10824]

Somehow “damn carpets” sounds more offensive than “walking carpet”

[@Prauwlet213]

"the war of outer rim aggression" got me wheezing

[@gc6096]

Fun fact triton squad was featured in the psp version of The Force Unleashed during the first mission.

[@CameronKiesser]

Also PS2, Wii and Switch.

[@felipequaresma4215]

this is something i definitly see happening in the empire

[@futurestoryteller]

5 Dollars; if AI is going to herald the apocalypse and eventual extinction of mankind the least it can do is be free.

[@Foxtrot-Nation]

Wow, these are probably some of the most naturally sounding AI voices!

[@Boobiejonshorts]

Please make this a series!

[@mrjostar1518]

MY GUY I LOVE THIS

[@CameronKiesser]

I love it too. I really hope it doesn't get sued out of the sky.

[@andreykuzmin4355]

I am playing Fall of the Republic mod now. The timing of this video appearing in my feed couldn't be better. We fight, we Happy Empire Day, everyone.

[@stringtheory8090]

Tucker carlson would 100000% side with the empire or the 1st order 😂😂😂

[@blackjac5000]

Tucker is basically Hux without the aptitude for leadership: kzbin.info/www/bejne/qJ2ueaCdmJiDhdE

[@isuckatusernames4297]

yeah, tucker would unitonically defend the empire's existence if he could. all the while trying not to remind ppl that palpatine is an evil space wizard

[@UmbaranMilitia]

this was such a good idea holy shit

[@CameronKiesser]

Thanks. BTW I did not use ChatGPT on this one. Human made script. Xp

[@vitorpereira9515]

This was the Imperial News Network.

[@justice_productions_]

Oh my god. So. Fucking. Accurate. You deserve an award for making this

[@_Kakoosh]

Classic empire apologia. Can’t help himself whether he’s in the Star Wars universe, or ours

[@loltwest9423]

Jesus Christ! Commander Appo on Kashaykk, “pacifying” the Wookiee?! That’s a deep ass reference! Great to see some people still remember the old lore. LMAO!

[@everycafe44]

Love that Triton Squad is finally getting noticed. Their appearance yes is short in the PS2/Wii/PSP versions of Unleashed however their the only side-battalion in the 501st that I genuinely enjoyed (In legends. And no I don't care about their BS comic appearance). Hope to see more of the underrated Triton Squad.

[@battlefieldpro12345]

Yeah, I still remember how Vader sounded actually pleased to see them since they were clones he said something like "Very good, follow me commander." after they gave their report. I always tried my best to save them from the wookies as the level went on.

[@razvandobos9759]

This is genius. Pure genius.

[@CameronKiesser]

Also original script. No ChatGPT here.

[@xrstevenson]

You struck a gold mine dude. You better take advantage!

[@clonecommandermike332]

Tucker Carlson be like: Woke Rebel alliance attacks innocent crime-reducing moon.

[@CameronKiesser]

"We will build a big and beautiful battle station. Believe me. Believe me. AND Alderaan is going to pay for it!" - Moff Trump

[@inanna8782]

I gotta say, i know this is a meme but you've actually done a really good job at creating an interesting mini-narrative exploring the ideological dangers of fascism and imperialism. The line about "they lack the soul to build civilizations" has gotta be one of the morally worst but creatively best lines I've heard in a while. Kudos!

[@againsttheleftandright4065]

Wookies didn't invent space travel. It wasn't until the Republic integrated Kashyyyk that they adopted our technology. Now the carpets are upset, despite only benefitting from our influence. Maybe they should be grateful. If it wasn't for the Republic, they would have been conquered by the Banking Clan and forced into slavery for all time. Under the Republic, they are given rights and the ability to preserve their culture. Freedom isn't free.

[@cristhianramirez6939]

Give me the definition of fascism in your own words

[@TheAxeLordOfFire]

@@cristhianramirez6939 fascism (noun) 1.) "a political philosophy, movement, or regime (such as that of the Fascisti) that exalts nation and often race above the individual and that stands for a centralized autocratic government headed by a dictatorial leader, severe economic and social regimentation, and forcible suppression of opposition" 2.) "a tendency toward or actual exercise of strong autocratic or dictatorial control" Source: Merriam-Webster Dictionary Hmm, it's almost as if you're not arguing in good faith and merely acting defensive for wanting to suppress other people... 🤔🤔🤔

[@cristhianramirez6939]

@@TheAxeLordOfFire I just asked a definition not copied from somewhere, don't know why you are so defensive. That's it pretty barebones definition tho

[@TheAxeLordOfFire]

@@cristhianramirez6939 Wonderful deflection. It’s from a dictionary that has more research and thought put into it than whatever sinkholes you must entrap yourself as to not broaden your horizons. You people can be presented irrefutable evidence and then decide your feelings don’t like the evidence, so you instead move the goalposts. I hope you eventually cringe in embarrassment at your views when you garner more knowledge.

[@rainbow-qn6um]

i think its poetic that the people saying that the wookiees have no soul and would be better off forced into labor are literal robots

[@CameronKiesser]

XD

[@venerablebrothergoriate5844]

The voice AI is very impressive when it comes to the voice itself, still working out the accents though I see

[@christopherstein2024]

Of course the peace keeping forces don't occupy the land... They protect it!!! Hail to the emperor and our glorious troops for keeping our galaxy strong!

[@manawa3832]

Western imperialists really do talk like this twisting words and calling occupation "freedom" and imperialism "peace".

[@headshotmaster138]

No one cares and cry about it.

[@manawa3832]

@@headshotmaster138 your mom sucks my d

[@headshotmaster138]

@@manawa3832 And you're sucking my third arm so who is the bigger closet homo?

[@maykechi7752]

Everything about this, appealing to the “hard working imperial”, calling it the war of outer rim aggression(which is odd as several mid and core worlds were involved), aggrandizing the military and the “machine of war”, the casual racism… chefs kiss.

[@xrattleheadx]

Imagine what he would have to say about the decommissioning of clones…

[@CameronKiesser]

I should do that next.

[@CameronKiesser]

kzbin.info/www/bejne/g5bKY3pmaLuhgdE

[@Thesavagesouls]

I like that you try to smear him but it actually makes him even cooler.

[@CameronKiesser]

Look at pinned comment

[@culturalliberator9425]

Occupying? That's a strange way to say, protect.

[@ThePigeon5734]

This is really good but something about the clone voice sends shivers down my spine and makes me grind my teeth.

[@jameson4844]

Why?

[@DoMyHomework_]

Tucker would probably love this ngl.

[@Fredfredbug4]

Play at 1.25x speed for authentic Tucker

[@knightwick]

Good soldiers follow orders, long live the Empire

[@michaelcooley3783]

Hmm, seeing some parallels between the Wookies and another group....

[@HolyknightVader999]

Too bad Appo lost his head in Kashyyyk. Damn Jedi.

[@RansomRabbit428]

That was Gree not Appo

[@HolyknightVader999]

@@RansomRabbit428 Er, no. Appo lost his head when the Empire assaulted Kashyyyk.

[@RansomRabbit428]

@@HolyknightVader999 You realize that's no longer a canon right

[@HolyknightVader999]

@@RansomRabbit428 By that metric, neither is Appo. Also, the new canon is a mess. No one cares about it, Filoni even started contradicting it with his Bad Batch show.

[@RansomRabbit428]

@@HolyknightVader999 Appo had his own appearance in TCW but sure.

[@ID-nvm]

"these damn carpets" 😂 holy fucking shit

[@tomhanks1769]

"Woke wookie attacks" Never did i ever imagine hearing those words together. 💀🤡🤡

[@blackjac5000]

Reminds me of how in one of the Expanded Universe novels there's a museum on Coruscant that said the Death Star was a "planetary ore extractor."

[@CameronKiesser]

Might actually do a Death Star vid based on the 'planetary ore extractor'. lol

[@LucTaylor]

I liked it. I wouldn't mind another, even a little more straight faced

[@scullystie4389]

Not quite authentic to Tucker's cadence but I can't wait to see more like this lol. What a great idea for satirizing this ghoul.

[@warlockpaladin2261]

It really sounds like him. I can tell it's synthetic, but it's really good.

[@Radjhitoocool]

Clicked for a good laugh but I made myself sad thinking about the accuracy

[@jameson4844]

Don Lemons secret lover ⬆

[@Radjhitoocool]

@@jameson4844 I’m sure Tucker Carlson is a rebel in your fanfiction

[@jameson4844]

@@Radjhitoocool I’m sure Anderson cooper is ur daddy in your wildest dreams

[@gremlinwc8996]

@@jameson4844 im sure you're thirsting after an anthropomorphic m&m

[@robhulson]

I'm starting to get concerned with how much my feed is turning into funny AI conversations.

[@anomymous1286]

What's funny is you seem to think that repeating word for word the opinions of the establishment makes you "the resistance" and Tucker who gets blasted on every other network (including the Oscars he's so rent free) is somehow The Empire lol

[@CameronKiesser]

Okay. I am Conservative but I'm also irony posting that the Empire are the good guys. Some folk (mainly aliens), don't comprehend that level of satire and admiration.

[@Dogg1982]

Learn to laugh at harmless teasing, buddy. It's better for you psychologically in the long run.

[@abcjuniormilton]

That'a the modern left for you man, they need to portray themselves eternally as the underdog to justify their cultural revolution even though they control literally every single damn institution in society

[@jameson4844]

@@Dogg1982 he’s speaking facts, now sit your ass down boy 👦

[@CrescentUmbreon]

Baddies do tend to enjoy playing the victim

[@TheDentedHelmet]

Commander Appo has a point, but I still advocate that the Wookies are wasted as a Labour Force. I have found great use of them as Enforcers, their inability to reason and question orders makes up for their inability to comprehend Planetary and Galactic Legal Nuances. With the proper motivation, a Clan of 7 foot agile tree huggers can make for a solid Shock Force, that can coerce even a brood of Trandosans appreciate their status as Second Class Citizens of the Empire. If I ever hang up my bounty hunting boots and take up Politics, I'll definitely hire a wookie as a Personal Bodyguard.